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  • @miikavihersaari3104
    @miikavihersaari3104 4 місяці тому +57

    One day at work a squirrel snuck inside and headed straight to the kitchen. We tried to get the little bugger out but it had made its decision - the kitchen was simply too nice. Then we started talking about whose turn it is to take out the trash, and that's when the squirrel gunned for the door.

  • @alexanderbielski9327
    @alexanderbielski9327 4 місяці тому +23

    A squirrel in the kitchen is definitely some ozark hill people talk 😂😂😂😂

  • @skjelm6363
    @skjelm6363 4 місяці тому +115

    the choking/joking subtitle didn't get it - like the audience

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 4 місяці тому +5

      It's a comment bait.

    • @Nimtrix
      @Nimtrix 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@falsemcnuggethopenah, it's a consequence of automatic subtitle generation

    • @DrKaii
      @DrKaii 4 місяці тому

      @@Nimtrix it's a cynic

    • @skiphoffenflaven8004
      @skiphoffenflaven8004 4 місяці тому +5

      What are you folks blabbing/complaining about? Good golly, nothing is amiss.

    • @kayheymer2978
      @kayheymer2978 4 місяці тому

      😊😊😊😊😊Ppp😊😊😊😊😊😊p😊😊

  • @joetigo2928
    @joetigo2928 4 місяці тому +28

    considering the vast amount of forests in Finland, 'squirrel out of woods' metaphor makes sense 😅

  • @savlecz1187
    @savlecz1187 4 місяці тому +38

    Finally something that's not a short. Still too short, though!

    • @CheriTheBery
      @CheriTheBery 2 місяці тому

      So he should upload all his work for free online? Buddy, this is for advertising and who would go to his live shows if they see all the stuff for free online?

    • @savlecz1187
      @savlecz1187 2 місяці тому +1

      @@CheriTheBery I know. I just miss his longer videos. I live in central Europe, I don't think I'll ever get to see him live.

    • @CheriTheBery
      @CheriTheBery 2 місяці тому

      @@savlecz1187 I think he tours Europe too. Some guy said they saw him in a Gabriel Iglesias show in Berlin.

  • @28farmall
    @28farmall 4 місяці тому +6

    I recently found your videos. I lost my dad in October, he was from Finland. I wish he was still here, he would have loved to see your videos. I hope to see your show someday.

    • @joonasnaski9513
      @joonasnaski9513 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes these help keeping the mind away of things. I also lost my dad in october and he was from finland also. Like I am and my whole family is.

  • @leonig01
    @leonig01 4 місяці тому +15

    Dunno about a squirrel in the kitchen, but I once forgot to close my window and when I was back, my kittie had around 5 stray cat visitors. It was simultaneously funny and scary watching 5 cats running for their life, trying to sneak through a window gap all at once.

    • @andymcneil7085
      @andymcneil7085 4 місяці тому

      She is a who’re?

    • @leonig01
      @leonig01 4 місяці тому

      @@andymcneil7085 Have you watched the Southpark episode about cat orgy? That was the real life version.

  • @kennethgardner3090
    @kennethgardner3090 4 місяці тому +10

    God this is an awesome man.

  • @amandabryan1484
    @amandabryan1484 4 місяці тому +2

    My sweetie works at a major tech company with tens of thousands of employees. A few weeks ago, they got a company-wide email to inform everyone not to use a particular conference room because there was a squirrel in it. I asked him a few days later if they had ever gotten an all-clear, and he said nope, it might still be in there. So maybe squirrel in a conference room is a good metaphor...

  • @alpz6295
    @alpz6295 3 місяці тому +1

    Just bought tickets for your trip to Utah, we'll see you in a week

  • @daretoseeit
    @daretoseeit 4 місяці тому +15

    Or a Sim card in a phone booth 😂😅

  • @bennylloyd-willner9667
    @bennylloyd-willner9667 4 місяці тому +8

    I love his delivery 😂

  • @aftersexhighfives
    @aftersexhighfives 4 місяці тому +4

    His demeanor is ninety percent of the act. This man is just funny. He'd be an excellent mime. I wonder if this is an act or if this is really how he is. Maybe it's how the majority of Finns are. Hmm 😂 No wonder it's one of the happiest countries in the world, they're all giggling.

    • @mikko-of6cu
      @mikko-of6cu 2 місяці тому

      probably a small part of it is how he really is, but he plays it up on stage.

  • @CD_Character
    @CD_Character 4 місяці тому +3

    The big difference is that a squirrel in the kitchen is usually not welcomed.
    Ismo, you can stay as long as you like. (Better yet, have you tried Canada?)

  • @Jemppu
    @Jemppu 4 місяці тому +2

    "horse in a hospital" comes to mind ;)

  • @coloripple
    @coloripple 4 місяці тому +15

    hahah I'll be using "like a Squirrel in a Kitchen" xD

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 4 місяці тому

      That sounds like someone's having squirrel for dinner though.

    • @olivierlabrosse3126
      @olivierlabrosse3126 4 місяці тому

      Not sure if I should laugh or be sad about someone reading comments before watching a 1-minute video.@@6ood6ame

  • @prisonersforprofit
    @prisonersforprofit 4 місяці тому +1

    then there's the video of the squirrel in an office, dude goes nuts.

  • @boatrat
    @boatrat 4 місяці тому +5

    Well, whatever works. Just as long as you're not...
    A *Horse* ... in a HOSPITAL
    (No one knows what the horse is gonna do next... Least of all, the horse!)

    • @Onionbaron
      @Onionbaron 4 місяці тому

      Look for it´s credit card or call it´s eventual insurance company...? (U.S horse, not an Arab...)

    • @boatrat
      @boatrat 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Onionbaron Sorry if you don't recognize the reference. It was from John Mulaney, another well-known comedian. A few years back that was his bit specifically about a certain... uh, "situation" in American politics at the time.

  • @user-vk7vm5yx5b
    @user-vk7vm5yx5b 4 місяці тому +4

    Why isn’t there a whole show of you on UA-cam?

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y 4 місяці тому +2

    Another hilarious observation 😄

  • @nurvraxartproductions6145
    @nurvraxartproductions6145 4 місяці тому

    Always excellent

  • @fredericlasserre5036
    @fredericlasserre5036 4 місяці тому +1

    In french we have "a dog in a bowling alley"

  • @aceventura5398
    @aceventura5398 3 місяці тому

    Ironically he was like a fish out of water here.

  • @penttiperusinsinoori3037
    @penttiperusinsinoori3037 4 місяці тому

    Finnish saying goes, like a fish on the dry ground.. Foreigners try to skiing first time... it looks just like that😂

  • @studio48nl
    @studio48nl 4 місяці тому +4

    Funny, the Dutch saying goes 'like a fish IN the water', meaning the opposite of course.

    • @NoLefTurnUnStoned.
      @NoLefTurnUnStoned. 4 місяці тому

      Or
      Like a pig in muck

    • @Wenixi
      @Wenixi 4 місяці тому +3

      Finns also have that saying. Meaning the opposite as well.

  • @8ank3r
    @8ank3r 4 місяці тому +1

    For all of you telling him it's a simile not a metaphor, let's see you do better in his language.

  • @enoz.j3506
    @enoz.j3506 4 місяці тому

    Madness did a music track about a squirrel in a kitchen....................LOL

  • @doris_alfer
    @doris_alfer 4 місяці тому

    This person is soooo cute 😂

  • @kevinsundelin8639
    @kevinsundelin8639 4 місяці тому

    Maybe a good substitute would be "Like a fish in an aquarium" since it's so different from their natural environment
    For some reason I like the sound of "Like a fish in an upstream river" but it doesn't mean the same thing

  • @user-gn9je4dt2f
    @user-gn9je4dt2f 2 місяці тому

    Actually, that's not a metaphor, but a simile.

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 4 місяці тому +2

    A fish out of water can live for hours, if not days. That's you.

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 4 місяці тому

      Depends on the species. Guppies won't last more than 10 minutes. Goldfish, about an hour.

    • @HazySkies
      @HazySkies 4 місяці тому +4

      I'm sure he doesn't need to return to Finland hours or days at a time in order to breath either 😂

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 4 місяці тому +2

      @@HazySkies why are you so sure

    • @K22channel
      @K22channel 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @O_Lee69
      @O_Lee69 4 місяці тому

      @@kindablue1959 Have you done these experiments for science?

  • @SwirlingSoul
    @SwirlingSoul 3 місяці тому

    I think you're looking for "feeling out of sorts" , although, language wise, that's a weird one too.

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 4 місяці тому

    Very very funny man.

  • @ilkkak3065
    @ilkkak3065 3 місяці тому

    Try " Like english man in New York"

  • @eijakatriinar6498
    @eijakatriinar6498 4 місяці тому +3

    😂

  • @Adamarla
    @Adamarla 4 місяці тому

    Please stop burning subtitles into the video. There is already a subtitle feature that allows them to be optional

  • @jizanthapus8150
    @jizanthapus8150 4 місяці тому

    that was good lol

  • @erjakettunen9785
    @erjakettunen9785 4 місяці тому

    This time it was going somewhere ouder space... Better luck for next the time.

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 2 місяці тому

    It's opposite to "happy as a pig in shit"

  • @Stadtpark90
    @Stadtpark90 4 місяці тому +4

    Here’s your squirrel in a kitchen: ua-cam.com/video/S5BWIw_ahsk/v-deo.htmlsi=Lwa3fpAhRZFBS_u2

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 4 місяці тому +1

      Awwww ❤

  • @LesCish
    @LesCish 4 місяці тому

    I believe use of "like" makes the comparison a simile, Ismo> 😁😁

  • @YouTubeCensor
    @YouTubeCensor 4 місяці тому +2

    Who wants to tell Ismo that these are similes rather than metaphors?

    • @Jinppa
      @Jinppa 4 місяці тому

      There's no comparison so how is it a simile?

    • @YouTubeCensor
      @YouTubeCensor 4 місяці тому

      @@Jinppa "Like a fish out of water"?

    • @Jinppa
      @Jinppa 4 місяці тому

      @@UA-camCensor That's not a comparison. Similes have comparisons like "strong as an ox".

    • @YouTubeCensor
      @YouTubeCensor 4 місяці тому +1

      Since I'm about to bow out of this boring-ass conversation, who'd like to explain to @Jinppa what "like a fish" means? 👋🙏

    • @michaelfisher9671
      @michaelfisher9671 4 місяці тому

      @@Jinppa it is definitely a simile, not a metaphor. The use of the word “like “ is essentially a definitive indicator of a simile.

  • @kawumbakawumba2782
    @kawumbakawumba2782 4 місяці тому

    ihan mukava

  • @ghdyo1
    @ghdyo1 4 місяці тому +1

    hi

  • @Rapamaru
    @Rapamaru 4 місяці тому +2

    Well,for someone that just got to America,a minute to leave sounds pretty realistic.

  • @toddboaz6463
    @toddboaz6463 4 місяці тому

    FISHMO Issaquah Yeshua

  • @Dmaelstrom
    @Dmaelstrom 4 місяці тому

    Those are similes rather than metaphors

  • @philipstevenson5166
    @philipstevenson5166 4 місяці тому

    it's a simile. like a metaphor but not like.

  • @_ott4511
    @_ott4511 4 місяці тому

    Dear Mr. Ismo I would like u to do a bit on a topic, which concernes me as a german.
    Why do u need to say in english, if u do not see something that you are legally blind.
    How many people do that illegally?

  • @lifepsycho123
    @lifepsycho123 4 місяці тому

    IsMo - Islamic Mohammadiya