King Charles’ Portrait is Bloody Frightening, Innit
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson invites Jess McKenna, Colton Dunn, and Ana Gasteyer into the group chat! They talk about an influencer faking a pregnancy as a joke, Chuck E. Cheese retiring their legendary animatronic band, and King Charles’ frightening new portrait.
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Such a delight to see Jess McKenna. She is insanely talented.
Anyone who has appeared on dropout basically.
@@adamj8099put Grant on the show
Became fan of Jess from her Comedy Bang Bang work
@@bretth342they're already After Midnight. They'd have to put him on After Midnight On A Holiday Weekend During A Power Outage. 😂
@@adamj8099 i want to see them do Grant O'Brien, Keith Habersberger, and Ross Bryant on the show together. Please please make this happen
Slowly, slowly Dropout members are making their way on here... Im here for it
Can you imagine Brennan on here? He would take over the whole goddam show.
@@annalisasteinnesBrennan s doing a dimension 20 in Madison square garden. He could definitely get on Stephen Colbert for that. That man loves D&D
@@annalisasteinnes probably not though
Who else from Dropout has been on????
@@justinbuergi9867after midnight records in LA actually 😭😭
The story of the doll had me dying!! Whoever sent it is an evil genius lol
May be you were dying because it was haunted.
Maybe the producers sent it to just get more clout and people to subscribe to their Patreon?
Even if it's totally a bit (including the part about her brother sending it), it's still hilarious!
@@JimC oh I agree, just tying it all together in a nice knot. It also feels like something the producers would totally miss and a fan would absolutely do.
Lmfao
Ohh that was such a good line!
“This is how the monarchy views themselves, obviously a lot of blood but no blood on their hands” it made go oohhh mic drop
The imperialism gore of the picture makes you wonder why they comissioned it.
Yeah, that's like Daily Show level social commentary.
Most Brits are pretty forthcoming about their country's history, so I doubt they'd even consider that a burn. They'd probably just reply with "yes...?".
Sips Tea in British 🇬🇧❤
The Make Some Noise competitor counter ticks up once more.
Love that Dropout representation
Game changer trained her well for that speedy speedy buzzer press
Would be nice if Jess could actually represent Dropout's values instead of joyously jumping in with Taylor and her dipshit writing team to attack another female comedian that they didn't bother to research on in the slightest.
her voice breaking when talking about the doll was priceless
Charles on the phone with the artist: "We expect our painting to be like---"
A wasp buzz around him
"---BLOODY HELL!!!"
The line drops.
"And apparently this doll and the other doll are brothers. I f****** can't. So tonight I am generously gifting this doll to the winner, and lucky you this one talks but only you can hear it!" 🤣
"but only you can hear it!"
The whole bit is funny, but that's the topper!
@@JimCAnd Taylor sold it even more with that facial expression... She looked genuinely horrified! 😅
ill never forget colton dunns quote from superstore, " i only do the bare minimum, but ill never do anything less!" 😂
Garrett & Dina were absolutely the best parts of Superstore, I will not be taking questions at this time
Love every time Jess is on Dropout so I know she's gonna be great on here..
Love that the doll is becoming a running joke now. 😂 The story had me dying.
"Paint me like one of your dead girls, jack [the ripper]."
Dropouts own jess McKenna. Spectacular to see her doing more and more.
I can't wait to see where this haunted doll lore goes over the months and years.
"Obviously covered but somehow none on their hands" Oh my goodness whoever wrote that joke needs a raise
10:02
"This is an accurate representation of how the monarchy 👑views themselves:obviously covered in blood, yet somehow no blood on their hands."
If @fter Midnight is canceled tomorrow and forgotten by the vast majority of the viewing public, it should have to be remembered for that memorable Taylor Tomlinson line alone.
Well Charles DID say years ago that he wanted to be Camilla's tampon....so he finally got his tampon cosplay wish.
Jess! I love her! She's the dean of the school!
She wants us all to be cool
Is Ana wearing a shirt with bananas? Ana Banana!
Taylor's joke delivery is always top notch
The fake pregnancy is so fucked up out of context. With context, it's still fucked up, but you'll know it's on brand. If you haven't seen them, Caroline has a top tier musical comedy stuff, they're edgy and shitpost level, but they're damn good. Lol
It's Jess from Dropout!
everyone, do yourselves a favor and watch jess and zac’s improv musical about a mock trial. it’s fantastic.
Intriguing. What is it called?
@@TomMarvan if you type in offbook live, you should find it!
@@TomMarvanit’s Off Book Live, should be first result on UA-cam
Seeing Colton Dunn up there doing an improve comedy game show and hes NOT insulting the host every minutes is weirding my brain out lol. Love Bootsman.
The portrait reminds me of the french revolution. Disembodied monarchs head and a sea of red
I personally love that the doll keeps making a reappearence
Now there's going to be a flood of haunted dolls, in Taylor's mail.
I'm here for it, lol.
This one talks, but only you can hear it *tears*
The moment I saw Colton, my brain went "waaaait... I recognize him... but where..." and then it clicked... "baby powder made from BABIES?!"
If Google Was a Guy 😂
Ana's vibrating voice in that bit is next level!
So funny
Why do I feel it’s guaranteed she’ll receive a million more haunted dolls now?
Plot twist, the dolls are mailing themselves to her.
Did anyone else recognize Caroline Konstnar as the stripper magician?
Yesss more Dropout Alums please!
Most haunted dolls have more of a horror movie appearance. But, Taylor's haunted doll has a 'inappropriate, discount birthday party magician' vibe. You just know that whoever makes those things models them after himself, and he has a rap sheet that reads like a whole season of Kids in the Hall. Somehow, it's even creepier than Prince Charels' Vigo the Carpathian portrate.
Can't express my delight at seeing that doll lol
I can picture previous winners "forgetting" about the doll in their dressing rooms.
I'm pretty sure King Charles killed me in Elden Ring
I love that this show lets ALL our favorite comedians perform for us again! :)
"OK, time to see if we smile. Roll the tape, Jack!"
Cuts directly to a Ryan Reynolds Mint Mobile ad. Professionally perfect timing.
Ana is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I honestly thought Ana Gasteyer had taken the Death Becomes Her juice, changed her name to Kathryn Hahn, and everyone just went with it.
I get them confused all the time.
Oh shhh!! My man Colton is here from Conan’s boy band, Dudez-A-Plenti!!
Took me a second, but that Ana joke was a gram over my scale of knowledge.
No, Jess, we all know (and love) you from Welcome to Mountport! Heart❤🐟
since this show started i've been hoping to see Jess McKenna on here 🙌
That portrait! You know when he dies it will become haunted and the amount of red in the painting will fluctuate depending on how many people have died a bloody death in the building that year.
A withered old man drowning in a sea of blood.
They've captured the essence of the Royals!
he didnt kill anyone, previous monarchs, fair enough.
HAUNTED DOLL IS BACK! Also I always enjoy seeing faces from Dropout here.
Taylor's outfit!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭
Taylor already has a Seth Meyers Mac Tonight thing going on.
Caroline Konstnar mentioned
looks like he said "Paint me like im in bloody carbonite..."
Jess McKenna?! I'm in!
OMG CAROLINE KONSTNAR !!!!! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!
JESS! LOVE her so much!!!
More Dropout cast! Love Jess, hoped for some singing!
Caroline Konstnar is an acquired taste.
I used to be a genuine fan… but THAT was too far.
She's like Korean food. Either you love her or you hate her.
I love your pants and shirt ensemble Taylor. Very telegenic. Wear more of these .
It's so very showbiz!
The doll is amazing
Yup.. That's Caroline, and if you haven't seen her other stuff, then it feels off and horrible but...
I was waiting for Dropout talent to star showing up, I'm so happy to see Jess here 💖
HELL YES THE DOLL RETURNS
That doll!
Jess!!!! 💖
What an incredible trio!
Taylor’s look in this episode is perfect for her.
I recognized that girl in the first clip from a comedy channel here on UA-cam, Best Friends Today! I ran into their videos every once in a while, and it's pretty much inspired by the Eric Andre Show, being centered around surreal comedy.
Still, Taylor's right about this joke going too far, because it's virtually impossible not to wonder what on earth Caroline was thinking... 😅
Hah! I love the recurring haunted doll prize!!
Please Taylor, look up Caroline konstnar !!!! Hire her !!!
When you get your black mirror episodes from tubi
Nobody sent you another doll. It just took a while for it to make it's way back to you.
No, I'm the "sick fan" who sent Taylor the second doll. My wife and I thought sending another one would get a laugh.
Haunted doll, haunted royal portrait. There’s a theme.
Taylor's top is fantastic!
Jess!
No one want to mention how King Charles looks like he's an agent of Hell?
I didn’t think I could love Colton Dunn any more!
OMG IT'S BACK!!! 😂🤣
Jess! I know you from Dropout! 🎉 I love play it by ear :)
OMG, Ana Gasteyer is next level…I mean, she was on SNL so that tracks
The only outrageous about the Caroline's patreon thing are those crazy prices. other than that, i think that the whole pregnancy bit was really funny
$7 that bad? For $300 she will support your kid.
The first thing I thought when I saw that painting was "Marat".
I think its a fitting tribute to the monarchy dripping blood
I seriously thought the portrait was somebody's parody of Vecna.
Koolaid man was good 😊
Oh crap, the doll is back! I see that doll in my nightmares! Okay, we need to get a priest to get that exercised
Heads up, everyone. I'm the "sick fan" that sent in the doll to the show. We hoped they'd us it on the show and were tickled to see it.
JESS JESS JESS JESS !!!!!
To the painter I’m going for : “me. period. “
Covered in blood, but none on their hands. 💀💀💀
have you ever seen rod serling's 'night gallery' king charle's portrait would fit right in
hell yeah, haunted doll!
So proud to keep my crush 4 u in check
The doll joke is almost certainly played out now, but wow did it ever get a wonderful send-off!
Looks like the cover of a Clive Barker book.
OMFG!!!! That is so crazy!! Another haunted doll !!!! Bwahahaha!! "Some sick fan!!!" LOL Colton Dune, yes made-up cowboy name, YEEEHAWWW!!! Sir.
The Patreon thing was part of Caroline's punchline, why does no one get it
“But only you can hear it” is crazy… wait no your not crazy taylor
Caroline Konstnar is a troll, I wouldn't have believed her in the first place. Beautiful.
She literally made it painfully obvious that it was a joke my guy. The bit was to humiliate parasocial creeps that have been hounding her since she was a literal child. The fact that After Midnight clearly did zero research on her other than watching the single video of her going in on the bit and ending it with the punchline that it was for her Patreon only works if you are a fan of her comedy, but don't follow her personal life like a parasocial creep.
You've never had to be a young woman dealing with the full force of the creeps on the internet. Taylor was in standup, she didn't grow up in the crucible of the internet. Jess didn't grow up in the crucible of internet exposure either. She was on a stage doing plays. Caroline didn't have that.
All these creeps claiming they were "empathizing" with Caroline when she was doing a clear bit about being pregnant are bullshit, lying narcissists. There were breadcrumbs that it was a joke in every video she did and everything she was doing with Best Friends Today as well - including leaving a literal Amazon tab open center frame for a pregnancy belly in an episode. The only way you could've possibly missed this is if you were engaging with her being pregnant in a parasocial way instead of actually watching her content where it was crystal clear it was a bit, even down to her talking about how much she dislikes parasocial fans.
You're not "empathzing" with a pregnant stranger on the internet whose comedy you half-watch. That's not a real emotion. You're engaging in 'performative empathy' that's really just about you publicly signaling to other people how empathetic and virtuous you are. This is ACTUAL virtue signaling and it is done by narcissists trying to get an ego boost, not people actually "empathizing" with a performer they don't even fucking know. They're empathizing with their interpretation of that performer. They're not engaging with the performer on the merit of their work and Caroline didn't want fans like that (which she made crystal clear). You can respect that boundary and actually show you truly empathize with her situation and just go "oh okay, I got this comedian wrong and they're not for me and my brain type" or you can get upset and slander/libel her without actually understanding what's going on because it embarrassed you.
Anyone in the latter group isn't really worth giving the time of day to because they're just parasocial creeps anyway.
Jess had an obvious advantage. She has much experience on a game show with a flimsy point scoring system.
The blood is in the palm of his hands