This is such a funny scene. I just lost it when the duck was quacking with the badge in mouth. I lost it even more when Wiggum was barely chasing the duck, jumped and miss it and said "aww, keep it" He just gave up that quickly. If only that duck said AFLAC with badge in mouth, that would have been a masterpiece scene in my opinion.
Setting: Municipal park, Daytime. Ralph, Melancholic, sits alone on a Bench: "At least YOU guys are my friends!" (Ralph throws bread to ducks in a pond who suspiciously approach the crumbs and then swim away without eating. Ralph sighs dejectedly.) (Chief Wiggum Approaches and Sits Beside Ralph) Wiggum: "Son, I know just how you feel - you've got a great little girl and the world's your oyster!" Ralph: "No, DAD! She made a fool out of me!" (Beat) Wiggum: "...hey. Come to THINK of it, she DID! Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of POLICE!" (Wiggum gestures to his chest, where his badge is usually displayed; there is none) "Now WHERE did I put my badge? Hey that DUCK'S got it!" (Pan out to reveal a white park duck with Wiggum's badge in its mouth -- Wiggum gives chase) Wiggum: "Oh come on, come on, I NEED it!" (Wiggum dives for the duck, who evades capture and flies away) "Awww, keep it."
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This is such a funny scene. I just lost it when the duck was quacking with the badge in mouth. I lost it even more when Wiggum was barely chasing the duck, jumped and miss it and said "aww, keep it" He just gave up that quickly. If only that duck said AFLAC with badge in mouth, that would have been a masterpiece scene in my opinion.
The duck is now entitled to one pig every month.
Setting: Municipal park, Daytime.
Ralph, Melancholic, sits alone on a Bench: "At least YOU guys are my friends!"
(Ralph throws bread to ducks in a pond who suspiciously approach the crumbs and then swim away without eating. Ralph sighs dejectedly.)
(Chief Wiggum Approaches and Sits Beside Ralph)
Wiggum: "Son, I know just how you feel - you've got a great little girl and the world's your oyster!"
Ralph: "No, DAD! She made a fool out of me!"
(Beat)
Wiggum: "...hey. Come to THINK of it, she DID! Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of POLICE!" (Wiggum gestures to his chest, where his badge is usually displayed; there is none) "Now WHERE did I put my badge? Hey that DUCK'S got it!"
(Pan out to reveal a white park duck with Wiggum's badge in its mouth -- Wiggum gives chase)
Wiggum: "Oh come on, come on, I NEED it!" (Wiggum dives for the duck, who evades capture and flies away) "Awww, keep it."
peace was never an option
Clancy Wiggins is awful police officer.
Ralph should've been one of Bart's People.
Chief Wiggum is a complete BOOB.