Kanatan reviews idols for an entire hour
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Never ask me for anything ever again
corrections:
@10::46 "she's wearing these really youthful clothes". apparently I was a big Baka and utterly mangled that one hooray
@29::40 "isn't her voice... really rather boyish?"
Can we call this a 5k sub special of sorts? Speaking of why are there 5k of you here hecking heck it's crazy but anyhow i spent like far too long on this and i think i have gone insane and/or ended up in idol hell either one really
Do you know how hard she is to understand at points? Like tenshi calm down you can speak at less than 10000 words per minute you know
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Featuring:
Amane Kanata
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The remains of my sanity
00:00 At a glance
07:26 Kazano Hiori
08:52 Sakuragi Mano
10:33 Hachimiya Meguru
12:02 Tanaka Mamimi
13:45 Yuukoku Kiriko
15:55 Tsukioka Kogane
17:58 Mitsumine Yuika
20:12 Shirase Sakuya
21:54 Morino Rinze
24:12 Sonoda Chiyoko
26:07 Komiya Kaho
28:39 Saijyou Jyuri
31:02 Arisugawa Natsuha
33:27 Oosaki Amana
35:50 Oosaki Tenka
38:05 Kuwayama Chiyuki
42:36 Mayuzumi Fuyuko
45:46 Serizawa Asahi
48:09 Izumi Mei
53:13 Picking her idol
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1 full hour of translation.....
I respect every translator who do this. I can’t imagine myself do it.
And Kanata just speak nonstop too
You have my respect.
When you realize this whole video is literally just the character selection screen
Just how many Translators are willing to take an whole hour of translation content.... some do risk, some do not even fazed now you. All of you translators, earned by full respects. I know it is not much but, dang- you're one of the Legends now.
Yea, Kurogitsune Translations previously known as Belmond Unofficial Subs tends to do God's work and unleashes super long gems.
can like some of these translator change and translate some of the manga that i read? xd
some of them are almost dropped because of the lack of translations xDD
Idol: says anything
PPTenshi: hyperventilating intensifies
matsuri: primal animal merely acting on instinct like a beast
kanatan: intellectual perv analyzing every detail to drool over
oof my font decided not to render JP characters sorry about that
Thanks thanks
this is MORE than enough. thanks for the translation!
are you perhaps one of those who work as freelancer for anime translations?, the video duration more or less the same for anime movies
@@electronresonator8882 nope, i do nothing of the sort; i'm nowhere near the level at which i'd get paid. i'm a software engineer by trade, this is a long way out from my usual line of work - it's just a hobby i guess
You have ascended to the realm of gods after this video Congratz
This is how YAGOO choses his idols
“This girl seems a little too young. It might cause trouble. I think I’ll just go with the pure woman here... I think I’ll assign her the “Matsuri” character. I’ve got a good feeling about this.”
N Yagoo end up with almost all his idol in Yabai category
@@Phatnaru0002 The poor man....
"I want many idols, so I need them to love idols as well to get along" and thus began homolive
Gonna tell my children that FloatingGhost is Jesus
Gonna tell my children that PPTenshi is one of the Archangels
@CR BZ wait dude hold ur horse
CR BZ oh shit you right
@CR BZ Mm, you must be a FloatingGhost priest
I thought there was gonna be some angry, devout, Christian in the chat. I'm glad the community can understand a joke!
I can't believe you've done this.
This girl is like a machine gun when she's talking about cute girls, you're a madman and I respect the sincerity of your love.
edit: Finally got through the whole video. Kanata understands everything there is to understand. Her rants about tomboys (Juri), oneesans, gyarus, Fuyuko, and the twins were incredible. Not to mention her preferences and favorites were like reading my own thoughts.
I respected PPT before but now I know for sure she's a real one, and OP too for getting her whole message across.
PPtenshi cultured tenshi
Not only is she a hardcore producer, a huge nerd, gay as fuck, an amazing singer, ikeman, truly incredible vocal range, and funny.
Somehow she manages all that with her condition.
@@shingshongshamalama what condition?
@@Kiyokoghurt
Some disease that affect her ear... She already lost one at the time she joined Hololive, if I am not wrong...
Edit: I was wrong, it is not that she completely can't hear, but well... It still affect a lot
@@Kiyokoghurt
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Welcome to Kanata's TED talk on "What Makes a Waifu"
Here we will be discussing in absolute excruciating detail the technical aspects of what makes or breaks a "Best Girl" and how "Gap Moe" may be the concept to bring about world peace. Join us as we read between the lines of the voices to analyze their full personality from 3 small quips and write essays on just the type of buttons on a blouse and what they mean for society as a whole.
so english class
Waifu qualifications:
1. Female (optional)
underrated
@@justa9560 I’d attend everyday if this is the kind of stuff class usually talk about
PPTenshi: You see... This girl is quite cute. Her facial is well defined and goes well with her personalit-- *look at bust* WHOAH OKIIIIIIII !!!!
"I just like that cool look with the black hair and such"
PPTenshi was one of my people all this time, damn
One thing I love about Shinymas is that quite a few of their idols are slightly different in personality from the common first impressions you get.
Examples would be how Hiori seems stoic and cool but is basically just a bumbling awkward mess, Sakuya seemingly suave and confident but is actually extremely sensitive and fragile, Amana being extremely supportive of her sister but also suffering from an inferiority complex.
Really glad Kanata took the time to look through every idol and trying make a theory on their personalities
When I started watching: "Wow someone subbed an entire hour of this idol gacha game?"
When I finished watching: "... I get it now"
Seriously Kanata's enthusiasm is really contagious and these idol girls are super cute.
It's impressive how she manages to like every single one of them. Trully an angel with a heart of gold.
Rushia's reactions to all the idols were all amazing too. She is just as cute as Kanatan imho too.
No.
@@DBT1007 You're right. Kanatan is the cutest.
That escalated very quick
Does Rushia's have an English translation yet?
@@miragespl probably not yet
You're insane
i certainly am after making this if i wasn't before
@@FloatingGhost drink vtuber bathwater
@@paradixmparagram8723 better not be kagura mea's...oh wait, it doesn't exist, grass
@@HaxeRain it does just in very small quantities
@@ericleon7541 And extremely hard to come by, considering how little she bathes.
PPtenshi: Screams about idols, cute sounds, kawaii
Matsuri: Screams about idols, creates a rip in time and space
You're crazy man, this is PPT shifting into rapgod mode when talking about idols. Mad respect.
People: How much can you translate?
FloatingGhost: *YES*
"For these girls, after school is always a climax!" COME ON
The real idol here is the damn translator for doing gods work.
Me : let's see, what should i watch toda-
UA-cam : Here, watch this amazing 1 hour long video about an idol that idolizing other idol
Joke aside, thank you so much for the translation buddy 😁
Alternate title: Indepth idol "review" with an idol(?)
I ended up watching the whole thing. I regret nothing.
Kanata: "158cm... whoah they are all tall girls"
wait what, since when 158cm considered tall even with standard asian's height, or maybe kanatan just so schmall
Anything above 160 or close to it is considered pretty tall. I'm like nearly 150 and I'm definitely not gonna grow anymore.
You can tell she's really in her environment. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire hour.
"Dad why is my sister's name Rose"
"Because your mother loves roses"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem, *FloatingGhost* "
the fact that she's writing idols name down is just too good
1. Big respect since you translated a 1hr vid omfg every gangsta til floatingghost appeared
2. Whoever puts a dislike on this will get buried by kanata and after getting buried by kanata imma put more so that you can never dislike any vids of FloatingGhost again
jesus fucking christ she did it she translated the whole thing........... floaty new queen of japan
Never thought I'd spend a whole hour watching a cute anime girl talk about cute anime girls, but it turns out that it's pretty fun.
This must have been a ton of work. You're an absolute legend.
"Why would I want to watch this for an hour?"
-one hour later-
"Why is this only an hour?"
How does it feel? To walk among dirty man when you hold so much power? How does it feel to be above us yet still degrade yourself to be at our level? I can only imagine the feeling you must have for I am nothing but a mere mortal in front of you. Thank you so much.
An idol angel fangirling over other idol... What the age to be alive
And you absolute madlad, you have my respect!!! A whole hour of our beloved angel, this is perfect!!!!
OMG, I finished this video, I‘m just happy her fav was Kamei Eri too. I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THIS NAME IN 2020, since she did graduated from Morning Musume and HelloPro in 2010 and literally vanished from the entertainment world. I know she needed medical treatment for her skin disease, but I would fucking love to see her perform one last time.
The sheer knowledge... the IRL anecdotes... the fashion sense and attention to detail I never noticed before...
It seems I severely underestimated Kanata. I'll make sure to watch more of her.
50:53 Kanatan discovering the seiyuu of Izumi Mei is glorious
This is still such A+ commentary on all aspects of waifu design, I keep coming back to watch it again. I think Kanata is voicing out loud the thoughts that go one's head we usually never bother to describe and just label "Moe". It's legitimately fascinating to hear her break down each design's appeal, as she interacts with the profiles like an educated reader. Thanks for this wonderful translation.
A virtual anime chibi-angel just taught me everything about gap moe in 1 hour. This is truly the best timeline.
Absolute madman, an hour of translation! But considering how it was when I watched the original stream I'm certain it was time well spent. Thanks in advance, I'll dive in now~ Update, Kanatan is *really* an angel of culture and a true connoisseur of idolkind, not limiting herself strictly to one thing or type like some cavemen do, I am moved. Deeply moved!
I appreciate the effort, thanks for translating it ^^ i cant imagine how much work that is
I've learned more about idols in the last hour than I ever would have thought I'd know... thank you for all your hard work.
I can't even begin to imagine what this must have taken you to accomplish
This game turned PPT to LCT (LoliCon Tenshi)
They're shoujo not loli
*angry suisei noises*
Ironically PPT herself is a loli, being a short 149 cm girl herself.
We should definitely recommend yagoo this game.that man has suffered too much
Excited PPTenshi really talks a mile a minute doesn't she. Thanks for the extra effort.
Me: Floating Ghost can you transl-
FloatingGhost: *Taps description*
In all seriousness thanks for the hour long translation.
Wow, you actually timestamped each of the idol selections. Subscribed.
As someone who loves idol animes (don't address irl idols, FICTIONAL IDOLS ARE THE BEST).
I feel Kanatan's excitement in this.
every time she says "she's tall!!!"
Me, a 5'5 person being called short
Me: LIES.
Kanata has such good taste, pretty goddamn amazing
What a Mad lad, thanks for the translation!
PS: Drinking game hard mode: Drink every time she says Kawaii.
I can't believe you subtitled a full hour of cute kanata content, thank you OP you are a hero. 👍
Reminding me the love story between aqua and kiriko San.
After watching this I really want a hololive gacha game.
we are in the presence of TL greatness.
Such a madlad
6:45 Orochimaru would be proud, or maybe Sanji's type of guy when he becomes an idol since it is transparent
10:25 no, if there's someone who is realistic in this video, it's you
10:34 you don't even hesitate to point it out and then make a clear statement
13:08 that is not even crossed in my mind, please girls, calm down, is this how you observe at each other?
15:56 I see, that is how girls express it with the word "ooki", most men in comment section just simply say "dekeee"
19:24 well, the boom of virtual UA-camr also make them push even further to attract gamers especially in Japan
26:00 despite her behavior, she's not a loli, ...however if you go to the next...
33:32 yes, it's next to raikiri, also ...yes, Frugal, Frugal Bernstein
45:11 mezase -Pokemon Masta- ... Idol Masta...
Kanatan is just such an angel. Her appreciation of the assets is very impressive.
Appreciate the amount of work that went into the translation. Thank you very much!
Kanatan just brings a smile to my face. 😊
Yes, I guessed correctly. Rinze-chan it is.
If I ever make a gacha game, I would want players like Kanata to play it. Her eye for character design and picking the most minute details and analyzing the context and appeal behind them is amazing.
I hope that one these days, your effort will be recognized and commended by PPTenshi herself. You have my gratitude for this.
Thank you for this massive 1-hour translation effort FloatingGhost!!! 💚
Kanata can evaluate an anime girl with such precision it's impressive as hell.
Btw thanks for the translation, you truly are a beast for doing this
Was waiting for this. Great work. Hate to ask but do you think you'll upload like an MKV video of it so we can enjoy this if YT decides to pull it down?
I am dazed and impressed by what you've done. At the very least I have to make it to the end for that sheer willpower.
Thank you for the effort! This didn't feel like an hour at all! I love her passion for cute girls.
You can really see Kanata's inner idol otaku shining through here. She just can't help but nerd out.
Let me just take a moment to say HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU ARE INSANE
1 HOUR OF FOOTAGE SUBBED, YOU MADMAN
I heavily resonate with Kanata having love at first sight with Rinze
Haha, the difference between how Kanata and Matsuri approach this is like the difference between a sommelier and an alcoholic.
Wait, i thought this was gonna be a 1 hour looped meme video of PPtenshi screaming. Its the FRICKIN ENTIRE STREAM?
I appreciate that less than a second after childishly I went _'Hehe,_ *Climax* _Girls."_ the text encouraging just that popped up.
Thank you for spending your time for a 1 hour translation king
so... I've spent an hour watching Kanatan screams about idols
You just earned my subscription, you deserved it
I don't usually comment on videos but for this one, I have to say thank you for translating this. 1 hour worth of translation is absolutely insane. I didn't think I would see someone work on a short stream worth of translation. Omega good job.
God, she's analyzing everything lol
1 hours ?! you're my saviour
Did anyone else comment that more often than not she was drawn to the shy girls. She sees herself in them lol
“Her mouth is absolutely fantastic!”
-Kanata
Me, a 3D person watching a 2.5D angel going nuts over 2D idols.
I regret nothing.
I came from watching Haachama forget her ShinyMas's waifu's name like a billion times to Kanatan diligently taking notes on who is who. Ah, what a welcome change of pace~~~
EDIT: THANK YOU KANATAN! My problem with Rinze was the same thing. She sounds too robotic!
EDIT2: Oh, Kanatan liked Rinze~
your either really bored,crazy,dedicated but either way we all appericiated it.
now go get some damn sleep
I really appreciate the time and effort you put in to translate this 1 hour video. I enjoyed it quite alot more than I did when I was watching the stream since I didn’t understand most of what was said/read. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
A fake girl reviewing a bunch of other fake girls... We have really come far as a species.
big PP Tenshi really nailed it, a somewhat questionable yet satisfying 1 hour of my life
This is beyond amazing, I can't believe it is really an hour long rather than just a clip. Thank you for the full stream experience, it is rare thing for English viewers.
i've been getting into shinymas so this was really fun to watch
Wota angel.......... cute
Yea, this is crazy. Thanks for the translation. This was very entertaining!
I did not expect Kanata gushing for an hour about idols to be so entertaining, but it absolutely was. Thanks for translating!
Holy hell I love Kanatan so much. So cute. Thank you so much for the full translation. You are awesome.
The absolute madman thank you so much
You are doing God's work, I really can't belive what you've done
start of the clip : choosing like a professional
after start of the clip : omg look at that BIG melon!
Me: checks home feed
...what?
you're kidding.
you absolute madman. respect
Give this person a medal for translating full complete hour!
Straylight is a pretty badass name for an idol group ngl
Crazy how the 12 year old with the "I'm a bear" shirt taller than a lot of the girls in that game
Their music is pretty damn badass too - Straylight has two of my favorite idols in the game (Mei and Fuyuko)
She's really in her element. And is it weird I watch this as an ASMR material? I could listen to this for days fr
Calm down
Calm down
Calm down
Huge
Calm down
Calm down
What I'd do for an SSR Mamimi..
"I like the no-self-confidence type"
I feel seen