[Hololive] Natsuiro Matsuri enters the world of Shiny Colors [Eng Sub]
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Matsuri has a (perfectly pure) dilemma over choosing an idol...
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Sorry about the video quality, I'll figure out how to make it clearer in the future...
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"Hololive's chief of purity"
Matsuri lied as easily as she breathed.
Matsuri: "Hololive's Chief Purity Inspector (Read: destroyer)"
*If she breathe*
Chief of taking purity
Anything that's comes out of that girl's mouth is just pure deception
Everyone: *DOUBT*
Matsuri: "Massachuchuchuchuchu"
Me, living in Mass: "Pretty accurate."
It's a reference to an older anime, Pani Poni Dash. Rebecca Miyamoto, 11-year-old high school teacher who graduated MIT, can't say Massachusetts. One of the most adorable scenes of the series.
It almost rivals chunchunmaru
Me, also living in Mass: She did it! She said it! She said the thing!
The great state of Massachuchuchuchuchu
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the legit translation. Loanwords suck; all my homies hate loanwords.
I give props to her brother for having to live with this lol
I bet everytime he hears screeching coming from her room he just shakes his head and turns up the volume
Matsuri:Kawaiiiii hehhehehe!
Matsuri Bro:*sigh* here we go again, *turn on music with max volume*.
Huh, did she move back home? I thought she lived by herself.
It's just like Watamote lol
What do you think her mom goes thr- never mind... they’re on the same wavelength
FBI: "She's only 12 years old"
Matsuri: "She's *already* 12 years old"
Ah, yabai
sate sate sate
Understandable, have a nice day.
What
@@eiji5205 Please arrest Matsuri at all costs. I fear she may become too powerful.
so she is playing yagoo simulator, but actual idols
Yagoo probably trained with the Idol Master series, to his shock, he hired a band of homo erotics.
Minus the high BP, probs
YAGOO be playing on Survival Mode.
She’s forming a harem for herself
Yagoo's dream simulator.
"Her age doesn't matter..."
Yes officer, right there.
Watame is waiting also
【 Coco : first time ? 】
"Volume warning"
'Eh, how bad can it get?'
**Bad**
this is worse (better if youre into it) than haato since its covering all frequencies to grate your ears compared to just one lol.
KidouTenshi
When the volume warning is actually accurate for once.
I thought everyone's ears are trained by Haachama by now
Kidou, the here is the right answer
"YES"
me at 5% stil can hear it
Everyone thought Matsuri would go for Kaho but the sheep was the real lolicon of Hololive after all.
163cm is just above her limit
@@ravensshade she knows she have to protect her
kinda interested in this game now I've gone around watching all kind of vtubers playing it lol what is this?
@@Sunnyboy-ob4xz It's Idolmaster Shiny Colors! There's an unofficial English patch for it too that a lot of us work on.
@Koholos The patch discord: discord.gg/xuFcKzW
I'm pretty sure if you can get the "Alook" browser for ios on your ipad you should be able to hook the patch into that, though I think you might have to buy that browser (like 99 cents?). I only have android devices so haven't tried it myself.
Matsuri geeking over other girls is truly the best hololive content there is, no doubt.
_edit: that jaw drop @ __14:39__ followed by the primal screech had me in tears_
I mean i would screech too, be melt by that "baka".
What we really need is an Idolmaster crossover with Hololive. And Matsuri's voice lines have to be cursed enough to properly represent her. XD
@Jadandlud - Oh, I love it. Sora and AZKi are the only Hololive girls resembling traditional idols at all, and AZKi is probably the least known of the group because she's pigeonholed to just produced music for the most part.
@Jadandlud bamco doesnt care about the idol community, they do whatever they wants
Even trap idol in girls agency *stares at Dearly Stars
Her ultimate form would be like :
*TRY AND STOP ME HOLOLIVE! I AM HOLOLIVE!!*
@@rickyrahma3611 poor Ryo, just wanted people to know he was a boy unfortunately Ritsuko had other plans
well it may have took 3 years but we got the crossover. still no Matsuri unfortunately 😭
Video duration 17:07 (LO:LI Reversed)
Not sure if delightful coincidence, or a pro gamer move..
I think the fact that you noticed that is cause for concern. Probably coincidence.
@@TheCalmPsycho for some reason its 17:08 for me wich is really damn wierd
@Atharv Khatri From Canada, I get 17:07
“She’s 14!?”
“Are there any younger girls??”
Sasuga god
※ She then proceeded to reroll for 3 hours for the Fuyuko SSR
※ She got 15 SSR Megurus before she finally got the Fuyuko SSR
(Insert something about a certain half japanese blondie that Matsuri likes here)
I seriously thought the universe was trying to troll Matsuri with Meguru who does indeed resemble a certain brat from Nijisanji. lol
After all, meguru had the same birthday and is the same age as Matsuri. It is fate.
Watching the whole thing made me feel like just diving into a vat of lava then Aquas stream came on days after and she got an heirloom on apex 2-3 crates in
Thank god I was wearing earphones while she was screaming... better loss my hearing than both of my husband and my daughter loss their sleep...
Laughs in gacha hell
Matsuri's Brother: *(Hears The Screaming)* Dafuq is she up to Now??
Matsuri: *discovered a 14 y/o idol*
Me: uh oh.....
Matsuri: *discovered 12 y/o idol*
Me: OH NOOO
Matsuri: she's 163cm
Me: *phew* SAVE, even tho damn that's one hella tall girl even for a 12 y/o
Asahi is safe. Remember Matsuri said 14 is the cut-off age for lolis.
Kaho is some Loli tho, she is similar in size to Fuyuko.
Kaho is 163cm tall, 80/57/83.
Fuyuko is 163cm tall, 78/59/81.
@@nulnoh219 Maybe she's lying about her age?
@@lukeeichenlaub3183 nope, she's 12. Her in-game line and interaction prove it. And her hobby is watching NichiAsa program, mainly Super Sentai, and collecting toys from those shows which is common for kids.
She's as tall as me, a 25 year old man.
Matsuri: "9AM is so early!"
Coco: _Pathetic_
finally gets her character
Matsuri: *demonic scream*
"That took forever!"
Meanwhile Kanatan gives an elaborate analysis of every starting idol for a whole hour.
9:11 Damn Matsuri calm down, I didn't wear my special ear for Haachama stream today
14:44 Thank you for the TL warning, unfortunately my Haachama special ear broke after this
I wasn't prepared to hear ear destroying screams from Matsuri
@@pannacotta9493 You probably have fake Haachama ears, the genuine ones have 150 mm reactive armor plating.
@@icipher6730 damn, I have to buy the real one then
Didn’t wear mine prepared for rushia’s rampage
*Reading title*
My brain: Oh no...
Matsuri: browsing through the character selection in Idol Master
Me, knowing there's a 12 year old character: *sweats nervously*
Remember when Matsuri said Shion is cute, but they can't get along because they are too similar? Yeah I see it now. They even have the same taste. Both picked Fuyuko and pretty much for the same reasons. Except Shion didnt hesitate as much. There can be only one FuyukoP, so Matsuri will probably have to duel Shion to the death.
To be fair, while they did pick the same idol for the same reason, the reason Matsuri took so long is because, as a certified _woman of culture_ she knows _every_ girl on the roster has _exquisite_ appeal.
Shion, while enlightened, hasnt *_A S C E N D E D_*
@@brosephnoonan223 Yeah, I mean, Matsuri knew she wanted to pick Fuyuko within like 5 seconds but still deliberated hard over the other girls.
Not as hard as Kanata, who took over a fucking hour to pick a girl, but...
how her neighbour not complained about her yet lol
i dont rmb when, but i recall her mentioning that the walls of her apartment block sound pretty well
I don't know about neighbors, but her mother scolded her once
@@joaopereira717 now this is big kusa energy
@@joaopereira717 That was before she moved out to stay on her own.
She said she has very good soundproofing in her residence.
12 year old towering over Matsuri saying, "Everyone needs a hero to LOOK UP TO."
lol
Alternate title: Local idol freaking out about underage fellow idols and then having a mental breakdown over another idol
matsuri didn't choose the 12 year old loli impossible
Kaho, 12 y/o, 163cm tall, 80/57/83.
Fuyuko, 19 y/o, 163cm tall, 78/59/81.
WUT????????
She didn’t even check the one on the left either. She looked younger imo.
@@nulnoh219 I swear someone just rolled a dice for these girls statistics
@Sweetbutter Cupcakes lol conspiracy right there
Let's not forget they are japanese. So naturally they are all smaller than us westerners.
Me: Surely Matsuri will behave right?
Matsuri: JUUYONSAI?!?!
Me: Ah-...
163 and she's 12... here I am 21 years old standing only at 150... I can't even reach my husband just to kiss him...
GOOD. Kissing boys is GAY.
@Koholos Meanwhile the husband is just standing there crying.
"I wish someone would kiss me but they're too short."
Wow her screeching really pierces the inner ears and bore holes in my brain. Lol.
Thank for this! I subscribed!
Matsuri: Where’s the youngest one?
Me: Yes, Officer. That’s her.
7:25 this is me in every video game.... I know it's popular so I don't want to pick it but it's still probably my favorite...
I can also kinda relate to this. Choosing the underdog or the one who doesn’t get all the attention can sometimes open up for more unique or interesting experiences or opportunities compared to just picking the most popular one which just fulfills the status quo of the usual.
Sadly, this is also why I prefer Nijisanji over Hololive... the sheer number and diversity of interesting female and male vtubers in Nijisanji compared to Hololive just provide me with more wholesome or teetee moments than I can find anywhere else 😆
@@Akyx94 isnt nijisanji more popular in japan
This has been me in most everything from games to music to art to vtubers etc. but I've found the balance that works best for me is supporting and hoping for the growth of the underdog while also just enjoying the ride of the popular. Its a good balance that's expanded what I get to enjoy.
Natsuiro Matsuri's intro: "Hololive's Chief of Purity"
Matsuri in reality: "I get to choose?! *heeheehee* I get to unleash my darkest desires... I can really choose?"
me to her intro: *Doubt*
>chief of purity ...
Officer, that's the person right there.
14:30 (Volume Warning)
Me: (Turns the volume to MAX)
Ears: BLESSED
thank you for providing a replay button 🙏
"In my first year of highschool i was only 152cm"
Im crying...Im 151cm in my first year of highschool....
AND IM A BOY
Same
Im around 174cm and that's the norm in my school.
by the end of middle school i was 170 something and that was 15 years ago.
now im 192cm and still see many people around me that are taller.
I was a short kid, but I started growing in high school. Now I'm 6'2, 187 cm in not American, so maybe you'll grow. If you don't you shouldn't feel bad about it because it's not really important.
@@jasoncross9354 thank you :D
Matsuri rolls her favorite idol
Matsuri: victory screech
Thanks for the volume warning I appreciate it
12:48 matsuri poopin
The video length is spelled LOLI upside down.
*Girl exists*
Matsuri: SHE'S SO CUTE
Very nicely done! Is this the beginning of a new translation channel? :3
Maybe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Matsuri definitely is the chief of purity
In that she stops anyone else from having any of it
She's the proud owner of all the purity in hololive
*sees title*
uh oh. this cannot be good...
*sees thumbnail*
*THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLY GOOD*
Matsuri frantically searching for a 12 year old girl is giving me red flag vibes.
You must be new (jk, matsuri surprises us all from time to time)
she didnt even have to frantically search, her loliradar found her immediately
@@booates Matsuri: "There's a 12yr old??"
->first click
Not a flag
A big red banner, the size of Russia
SHIT IT'S THE SOVIET UNION I'M SORRY
@@RandomL0s3r and is not red...is crimson
"Chief of Purity"
"I get to unleash my Darkest desires"
These two statements typically do not go together Matsuri
First we have ppTenshi going full interrogation about idols and her choosing.. then we have this 😂
14:44
eardrums: alright imma head out
1:02
Is that the real Iyger?
Probably. They're a huge fan of Matsuri so it would make sense.
yeah he's in there all the time
Yes, he's obsessed with her.
@@Vladislav4641 what, did he stop?
Thumbnail: exists
Me: *Matsuri, no!*
Matsuri: *Matsuri, yes!*
Leon Valentine She would say that xD
9:25 WEE WOO WEE WOO!
How does hololive not have an actual gacha game yet? Nice to get crossover events but we really need a hololive gacha to throw our money at!
A lot of hololive members recently playing this idol game, so is this idolception?!
Matsuri: THERE IS A 12 YEAR OLD?!?!
Me: Hello... Officer? Yes, its this girl right here...
Also over 3 hours to roll for SSR Fuyuko... she REALLY wanted that waifu haha
at this point i never lowered my volume anymore, i just embrace it
14:44 Imagine if YAGOO reacts like that to every idol in his company
Turned my headphones all the way up and it felt like a super strong wind was blowing at you
I expect her to pick loli, but she chose someone like Hoshikawa instead unconsciously.
How cute...
Matsuri: she was born in massachuchuchuchu, huh? (4:03)
Me: close enough
Thanks for the translation! It's fascinating that Matsuri is both the most straightforward and conflicted one at the same time. Unstoppable. Haha.
The joy of getting what you desire from gatcha is real. So happy for Matsuri.
I've watched this so many times, one of my favorite. Emotions on another level!
I've had those screams before. The sweet release of finally knowing you've did it.
Matsuri with deki girls: I want her to hug me... momma
Also matsuri with underage girls: H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G
ah yes, matsuri wailing over her inability to make a decision for almost 20 minutes
now this is good content
Has she tried playing Deresute? Coz that's where she can find the "any younger" ones.
Most of japanese teens most likely plays/ ever play deresute once since its one of the most popular mobage in JP. So matsuri probably played it already
9:12 How come no one is talking about her screaming it out 😂
_"Oh damn, she is screaming her lungs out, she seems really invested in this ga-..."_
**Looks at the 17 hours 40 minutes timer in the top left**
"...-cha..."
10:00
"THERE SHE IS! 12 Y.O"
10:33
"hol' up... SHE'S TALL WTF"
is it just me or is it kinda off-putting that this translator wrote "nutcase" when she said "menhera"
I wish I could be half this happy/excited about...anything really
4:19 yep, just as expected
that scream really lit up my night . So it did for my neighboors.
Her scream will be me if I get Xiao, Ayaka, Diluc, Venti, or Qiqi in Gemshin
I don't think I've ever been that happy for anything in my life
*Matsuri checks out Kaho*
Me: "Police, this one right here"
"Intense foot stomping imminent"
Now time to watch the original clip bois
My best pull from the unlimited rerolls was 4 SSRs in one pull. But I still rerolled because I really wanted to get Madoka.
one day... matsuri will obtain the power of having an ARMY OF UNDERAGED GIRLS
She could play Blue Archive for that.
I dreaded the day, she discovers this game...
Matsuri-chan is the most dangerous girl, both for other girls and my ears.
My neighbours are probably awake by now.
14:53
When i try to creak my door open while everyone's asleep so that i can get some food
Matsuri: "...I'm a weirdo..."
One of us! One of us!
11:12 "I got the feeling i will cry..."
and she did
163cm at age 12.... I'm 22 and I'm stuck at 153cm....
Sigh
Models man
8:19 She's actually suffering
this game is only a slippery slope for you matsuri
Hololive gacha idol game when
It would legit be the first gacha I'd pay for
Thanks to Hololive my ears are now bulletproof
Matsuri always have the best breakdowns lol
What game is this yall i kinda want to play it lol.
5:45 The look on Matsuri's face while looking at them lmao
That was actually pretty heartwarming hearing that from Matsuri after she finally got SSR Fuyuko.
Matsuri's reaction is pretty standard for any im@s player when they roll their favourite girl.
So does she even PLAY The game? Seriously though, most of those Vtubers have a real problem with gambling addiction. Most gacha game streams are just them wasting money and getting SCAMMED.
It's not healthy. Not good....
1:40 that "heheheh" followed by "I get to unleash my darkest desires"
She knows it, already, and she was SO READY for it lmfao
Matsuri: 9:00 am is SO early.
Coco, waking up for Asacoco: Amateur...
2:06 dr. Mengele would like this
Matsuri causally saying she was 4'11 in high school
Me: Whose 5'2 in 6th grade ....Wow she was short :0 (I'm also Korean and asians are pretty short I guess I got lucky my dad is 6ft)
Her yelling is better than asmr.
Ah yes, give the lolicon free reign over Idol choices. What could possibly go wrong?
Volume warning..
Le me: take a deep breath.. hachama i'm ready..