Masked Pimp Yes it does. You may not enjoy the genre but I've worked with pop before and writing melodies and lyrics that are catchy and memorable is very difficult.
Its like those t shirts that say the name of a pop band but the font is made to look like a metal band and there are skulls and pentagrams in the background
i came into this video expecting full cringe, but was stone walled after giving the video a chance, legit and insanely for real lolol. the bits the content creator does just adds to the entertainment
I love all the little references and jokes in this like how you used a picture of the drummer from The Shaggs. I don't know how this doesn't have more views.
The bassist of Napalm Death shops at my local supermarket... It was a very surreal experience when I bumped into him in the cereal isle (fyi turns out the guy likes coco pops).
Metal, to it's very core, is about looking at the other bands, and making it a point too be better than them. Heavier, faster, more sinister, more violent, grotesque... etc. That's where all the genres came from. Heavy Metal itself was made by guys who enjoyed rock, but wanted something heavier and darker. Evolution ensued.
I've been interested in making metal for a while. And while I am messing around with my crappy drumkit and crappy guitar synths I always think "ugh, I am never going to make anything actually good". But Grindcore has taught me making metal is EASY! Thanks Pagefire!
What I love most about grindcore is the awesome way they switch from slow, groovy sections, to badass, metal thrashing mad sections. It’s to the point where even some of my friends who don’t like metal like the stuff (except the vocals, obviously.)
Just imagine being a vocalist... someone comes up to you and kindly asks you to sing the lyrics for a song, you ask what the song is about... he gives you the lyrics and says *yes*
As someone who makes grind regularly, the song had too much effort..so its pretty much pop music.
Pop doesn't take effort
Yeah, it was too long. The song should have ended at 9:00
@@hellawaits6544I agree, that would be a perfect ending also.
Masked Pimp Yes it does. You may not enjoy the genre but I've worked with pop before and writing melodies and lyrics that are catchy and memorable is very difficult.
@@OfficiallyMasky whoooooosh
the song you ended up with actually rips.
teaaddictedlosr LMAO RIGHT ITS NOT BAD
And that's why I listen to grindcore!
It's awesome!
Tell me about it, catchy af lol
The lyrics are too understandable
There's one dude who has a grindcore band with a coffee machine as the vocalist.
Tell us the name of the band, dude!
@@Pagefire Check out Grinder My Maker And Me on youtube mate.
Thanks Mate.
Now I've heard truly everything! Thx Dude! :D
The folks from Most Precious Blood had a side project called "Caninus" with two pitbulls as the vocalists.
This video is longer than Napalm Death’s discography
I'm seeing them live in a few months
Am I going to get out of the moshpit alive?
@@camillaquelladegliaggettiv4303 i don't think there will be enough time for a moshpit, the concert will probably be 20 seconds long
@@manueloliveira6481 I think I can be shredded to minced meat in a 20 second moshpit
@@camillaquelladegliaggettiv4303 il concerto durerà al massimo 3 minuti lol
You sir,are wrong.
"A new art?" "Yea, can I have Food now?"
You managed to describe the life of a graphics designer in two sentences.
It's so accurate😂😂
He'll pay him in exposure
Auch...
Jake P Too real, so dark.. 😅
Felt this on a personal level
"If it's slower then you're making pop music"
*laughs in doom*
I don't know how, but somehow I read "Arianal Grande" on that cover and I think it would be a great Grindcore band name minus the copyrights
Its like those t shirts that say the name of a pop band but the font is made to look like a metal band and there are skulls and pentagrams in the background
Lmfao so did I, that’s exactly what I thought it said.
my dumb eyes read it as Anal Grande, like it was a grande-sized cup of Anal that you'd order at the shiteurant
@@ecscottindiana same💀
how to grindcore
step 1: Fast
step 2: heavy
3: shitty
4:Grow like a bitch
@@mjb405 4. Stupid man complains
5 SHORT AS POSSIBLE !!!
@@mjb405 no
"What, was that it?"
"Yeah, basically."
- Grind in a nutshell.
Dude that's not even tape...
homestuck
@@starryeyes999 Yes.
Need more videos like this! Thrash,death, punk, ect...
Me: *growling* "taxation is rape"
Blasticus: *cranks it up to 300bpm*
Yep, we are grindcoring now.
tax the rich, liberate the people from late stage capitalism
it's actually quite a catchy song. 48 more and you've got an album!
i came into this video expecting full cringe, but was stone walled after giving the video a chance, legit and insanely for real lolol. the bits the content creator does just adds to the entertainment
Damn that songs actually pretty damn good hah
Sounds like cannibal corpse , too high quality for grind.
@@metalheadblues it doesnt sound anything like cannibal corpse
my man with the Gnaw Their Tongues pic
@@tangytoby early CC
Ea ea oh
I love all the little references and jokes in this like how you used a picture of the drummer from The Shaggs. I don't know how this doesn't have more views.
Lol I was just gonna comment on that.
It's about fucking grind getting the views it gets, ist kinda fucked
his channel is criminally underrated
"Grindcore bands like to keep their songs short and punchy"
*Blood Incantation Logo*
...Wait
my thoughts exactly
*Shows Swans “Filth” album* +1,000 Respect
He said it was fast though which just made me go ???
@@BIadelores That was the joke
Haha would love to see. How to swans video
@@BIadelores what about big strong boss?
I'd love to see you do something about Powerviolence
Or Anime Slam lmao
Play grindcore but don’t downtune as much and scream instead of growling
@@micromints1735 basically
@balorama. Spazz and slap a ham is all I have to say lmao
I just heard NAILS for the first time. Soooooo good.
I didn't know what I was expecting to watch when I clicked this but I _definitely_ didn't expect a Karkat guitar.
Or the acknowledgement of extratone.
Me watching the video casually: *sees Karkat on guitar* real shit?
The bassist of Napalm Death shops at my local supermarket... It was a very surreal experience when I bumped into him in the cereal isle (fyi turns out the guy likes coco pops).
Me: notices the cancer sign.
Also me: notices Karkat
Also me: i need this guitar now.
Metal, to it's very core, is about looking at the other bands, and making it a point too be better than them. Heavier, faster, more sinister, more violent, grotesque... etc. That's where all the genres came from. Heavy Metal itself was made by guys who enjoyed rock, but wanted something heavier and darker. Evolution ensued.
The funniest part is that this song is actually pretty decent.
This is dead ass the best grind core song I've ever heard
Stop saying dead ass.
@@wyleeelpuppo4868 dead ass you need to stop telling people to stop saying dead ass
Blasticuss speederson, I think I am a direct descendant.
"A drumer on cocaine" lmao that killed me😂😂🤣🤣 6:59
This is great lol, you deserve way more sure subs!
I've been interested in making metal for a while. And while I am messing around with my crappy drumkit and crappy guitar synths I always think "ugh, I am never going to make anything actually good". But Grindcore has taught me making metal is EASY! Thanks Pagefire!
severely underated channel! keep up the great work!
Your parody song at the end was too well written to be grindcore
What I love most about grindcore is the awesome way they switch from slow, groovy sections, to badass, metal thrashing mad sections. It’s to the point where even some of my friends who don’t like metal like the stuff (except the vocals, obviously.)
Holy shit that song at the end was mind blowing. These are by far my favorite types of videos you guys produce
That song at the end was actually great
Just imagine being a vocalist... someone comes up to you and kindly asks you to sing the lyrics for a song, you ask what the song is about... he gives you the lyrics and says *yes*
The song is actually awesome! Should post it as its own thing
i actually love that riff
I completely, un-ironically, unapologetically love the song at the end. When's the vinyl album coming out?
The subtitles are gold.
As an American (currently so ashamed) I have to say that your lyrics are amazing!! I love this song!!!
"Old McPresident had a fuck farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is one of the most brilliant lyrics I've ever heard in my life. I'm not even joking.
LMAO I was looking to see if anyone else mentioned it. I was laughing when I heard it.
"was that it?"
"yep, basically."
damn that songs actually rocks
When he said "Ea, ea oh!" i felt that
Best YT Channel ever exist
as soon as i sw your guitar i knew i was in for an incredibly powerful being
needless to say i was not disappointed
Props for naming your guitar Karkat
I really love this kind of "how to" video and you just got a new subscriber. (thanks youtube for the recommendation)
Found this channel today and already fascinated....please make more
"Glenn Fricker's worst nightmare" had me laughing
Get out of my face with this funny, well-edited and quite enjoyable content.
I too roll out of bed half-dead and shout to an uncaring god
you also make unfunny comments so that's a plus +
@@Jerrid_8675 yap
3:33 he's so grindcore he even spelled it wrong
the shaggs drummer😂🍻
Dude you got an incredible sense of humor. Comedy genius
You earned a new sub
That song was better than 99% of grindcore. The 1% remaining wasn't trying to be grindcore.
As a Grindcore band, we support this message LOL
I'm pretty sure that I'm on some kind of watchlist now thanks to that song at the end.
Mad respect to my homie here, he got the homestuck guitar
Wth the last song was beautiful af bruh, not gonna lie. subbed
Subbed! Absolutely loved this video, and the song was actually really good.
You deserve to have so many more subscribers
This song is actually nice man... Riff is 🔥🔨
Dude, you‘re my favorite youtuber in the moment. Keep it on, your videos are great as hell!
This is GOLD!
God that song is so fucking fire
Damn the final song is a B O P
Very accurate tutorial and now I have a new ringtone
Put the song on spotify, or let me buy a copy or anything!
Damn Pagefire, you cure my depression
How to make a political grindcore band:
Just go start a punk band instead
These videos are great my man - kinda gently and lovingly taking the piss on certain genres, but the songs you end up with are awesome!
this video is longer than some grindcore albums
Yo. Straight up I need this song all the time.
Seems easy enough... can I use power tools in place of a guitar?
Sure.
@@ashertelvallo9480 that woukd be industrial metal
Maybe
Actually the logo on 0:34 is for a band called "blood incantation" and it's an old school death metal band and have nothing to do with grindcore
i love the song man its unironically great
I wonder if Seth Putnam was still alive and see this, he would make a song making fun of this. Subbed.
He helped make the best Pantera album The Great Southern Trendkill.
Best grindcore song I've ever heard.
8:15 I could really listen that song😂
Haha omg i was gonna use that sample but you did first. But please make more. That song was amazing.
make a vid about powerviolence that’d be interesting lmao 😂
Dude that was actually a fire grind song
im only 5 seconds in and you earned a sub. ily beardy guitarman
i just wanna say i already watched ur folk punk video and only watched 5 seconds of this one and immediately decided "ok i should sub"
"Hell, do it with friends, it's a fun activity for everyone." Cute
0:04 : Seinfeld MIDI! 💥
So yeah that song is dope and I love it
Next video htm PORNGRIND🤘
Wtf the song you made was fucking brutal. You just earned a new subscriber
Actually wearing my Blood Incantation shirt! They're not grindcore though lol
Riveting.
11/10 would totally listen to it on a daily basis
Song is pretty good
Siiiiiiiiick track actually. Funny as f*"# too. The slow riff is rocking man!
Good stuff!
Dude you win, my new favorite channel right here.
Without a bass player you can get a lot more done... True fact!
Great grindcore song you made, no joke
Боже, храни грайндкор.
This is way better than any actual grindcore I've ever heard.
5:08 is that a Ziltoid puppet
And are you wearing a Misfits button up shirt
Did you just become my favorite person?
I didn't even notice ziltoid up there!
I love the message of your song!! Really I do.