The Worst Tours Humanly Possible

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @crustbag
    @crustbag  5 місяців тому +584

    Hey y'all!! I hope you enjoyed!! I'm trying to make lower-effort videos more frequently (not as a replacement to high-effort videos, but just as a fun addition) so expect a bunch more stuff like this soon! (:
    Also, here's a bunch of the artists who's work was used in the background: Sugar Wounds, Haircuts for men, Bully OST, Armored Core OST, Silent Hill OST, Grimbeard, White Out 1080 Snowboarding, Bl00dwave, Midwitch, Industrial Forest (new song lol, new album drops in September) Buckshot Roulette OST, Watch Dogs OST & Necessary Death! Go support them!! (even though most are just video game soundtracks)

    • @mattstephens6432
      @mattstephens6432 5 місяців тому +2

      Simping for man and raging for the machine is weird.

    • @carlito69420
      @carlito69420 5 місяців тому

      WE CRUSTING OUR BAG WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @glowco.717
      @glowco.717 5 місяців тому +9

      Brother, I think your standard for high and low effort is stronger than a most of youtube. I love it don’t get me wrong, and your high and less high effort content is amazing, but be kinder to yourself about the quality lmao

    • @StonedJesus
      @StonedJesus 5 місяців тому +10

      mad props for calling out StP, Alex Terrible is a PoS

    • @The_Beautifully_insane
      @The_Beautifully_insane 5 місяців тому

      Poster concept: Don't think About what there saying tour. Headliner, Radiohead, 2nd is Joy Division, 3rd is Have A Nice Life, 4th is Death, Opening is Kendrick Lamar. All are my all time favorites, so this one is just fun. Love the concepts possible.

  • @Janmba_
    @Janmba_ 5 місяців тому +2240

    the fact that Mindless Self Indulgence wasn’t on the “not allowed within 100 feet of a school” tour is hilarious to me because they should be on there 😭😭

    • @Mikeyinab0x
      @Mikeyinab0x 5 місяців тому +48

      I WAS ABOTU TO SAY THIS FR

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 5 місяців тому +50

      they should be on like most of these tours XD

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 5 місяців тому +4

      Isn’t that a Weird Al tour?

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 5 місяців тому

      @@Ob1tuberweird Al has never fucked a kid.

    • @fallshown7070
      @fallshown7070 5 місяців тому +39

      Same with Get Scared 😭

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube
    @SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube 5 місяців тому +871

    This is fucking genius. I thought it was gonna be you going over the worst tours that have ever happened in real life, but this is better.

  • @farbic
    @farbic 5 місяців тому +1427

    not getting death grips on the stench tour is crazy

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau 5 місяців тому +32

      THATS WHAT IM SAYING

    • @aSmallGreenDot
      @aSmallGreenDot 5 місяців тому +96

      Machine girl should be there too

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 5 місяців тому +80

      They were too busy being on the propeller hat tour with Clipping and Clown Core

    • @djboss302
      @djboss302 5 місяців тому +52

      no 100 gecs or dream theater either

    • @helloface001
      @helloface001 5 місяців тому +44

      the men's bathroom was so sweaty at the death grips show i went to, there was fog bellowing out of the door

  • @ExiStrife
    @ExiStrife 4 місяці тому +259

    "Crab-Core Tour" And it's just Attack Attack playing for eight hours straight.

  • @IfyourethenIm-sc1vj
    @IfyourethenIm-sc1vj 4 місяці тому +278

    Funny enough, I used to have a 24 year old coworker that would talk my ear off about Falling in Reverse, and ironically, he also flirted with all the minors that worked there

    • @morbidhime
      @morbidhime 3 місяці тому

      disgusting

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 2 місяці тому +54

      His life is truly like a videogame

    • @ade.due.damballa
      @ade.due.damballa 2 місяці тому +13

      @@dsnever3041Trying hard to beat the stage, all well he’s still collecting coins 😕

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@dsnever3041 trying hard to beat the stage (allegations)

  • @6ftShelby
    @6ftShelby 5 місяців тому +1777

    "no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets, I still don't think it's enough"
    💀

    • @violetto3219
      @violetto3219 5 місяців тому +212

      i don't intend to incite harassment, but i do think ronnie radke should not be able to leave his house for fear of having tomatoes thrown at his head

    • @spikereynolds8615
      @spikereynolds8615 5 місяців тому +107

      It's not harassment. We're just trying to feed him

    • @violetbackedstarling
      @violetbackedstarling 5 місяців тому +39

      ​@@violetto3219 I thought this was going to go in an "encouraging violence" direction but this is infinitely funnier. I completely agree

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 4 місяці тому +41

      @@violetto3219if Ronnie Radke has no haters, I’m dead

    • @vandavis000
      @vandavis000 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@spikereynolds8615best answer😂

  • @bendingstars
    @bendingstars 5 місяців тому +1368

    “adults with nightmare before christmas tattoos” made me cackle lmaooo

    • @cognitivedecay
      @cognitivedecay 5 місяців тому +7

      Nice seeing you here lmao

    • @bendingstars
      @bendingstars 5 місяців тому +4

      @@cognitivedecay yoooo cj whatsup

    • @cognitivedecay
      @cognitivedecay 5 місяців тому +2

      @@bendingstars Not much just surprised when i saw you in the comments thought id say hi!!!

    • @Semorebooty
      @Semorebooty 5 місяців тому

      It made me gufaaw!

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep 5 місяців тому

      I know the type too, and in my experience overlap with the coworker metalcore lol

  • @coolea
    @coolea 5 місяців тому +3249

    making music fans angry is very enjoyable, keep it up

  • @2dtrash19
    @2dtrash19 2 місяці тому +157

    Seeing Ghost next to Falling In Reverse is like seeing a really good labrador in a funny hat next to a roadkill possum.

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 4 місяці тому +184

    Weird Al did a really cool gimmick tour called the Ridiculous Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, where he only played deep cuts he never gets to play. For someone who prefers his original stuff, it was my wet dream. I was legit the only one singing along to most of the songs. I know it’s the wrong genre, but listen to Germs and tell me he can’t kill it with rock.

    • @vault1021
      @vault1021 2 місяці тому +1

      I loved his early life section on Wikipedia

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms Місяць тому +2

      I saw that tour a while back in Saskatoon. Him and his band are phenomenal musicians.

  • @blondicie115
    @blondicie115 5 місяців тому +590

    as a fan of papa roach, I am offended, I make heroine, not meth

    • @everythingfellapart
      @everythingfellapart 5 місяців тому +22

      If by make heroine you mean are addicted to heroin then yes

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 5 місяців тому +2

      Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

    • @FuhkYub
      @FuhkYub 2 місяці тому +1

      How do you tend your poppies?

    • @catacombkid1985
      @catacombkid1985 Місяць тому

      Sometimes friends are the heroin we made along the way

    • @lisalancaster6510
      @lisalancaster6510 7 днів тому

      Honestly that tour sounds dope asf if they got kid rock out of there it would be the perfect tour

  • @Sharnami_EN
    @Sharnami_EN 4 місяці тому +531

    I'm honestly surprised that you didn't put Motley Crue or Guns N' Roses on the "Too Old To Be Acting This Way" tour

    • @TheForlornBat
      @TheForlornBat 3 місяці тому +5

      Guns N' Roses was my first thought too.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 місяці тому +16

      Green Day was my guess
      That one Billie Joe Armstrong meltdown at the Iheart radio festival was something else lol

    • @TheForlornBat
      @TheForlornBat 3 місяці тому +4

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi That was a pretty iconic meltdown lol.

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 2 місяці тому +3

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi that's because he was very high and drunk

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 місяці тому +6

      @@itsmejak7888 I get where he was coming from as well since the organizers were cramping the bands time for their set when they shouldn't have been, but still, not the greatest way to handle. I hope he's doing well now, he got sober didn't he?

  • @kat-kalamity
    @kat-kalamity 5 місяців тому +574

    "do you hear that? no? probably because that's a dogwhistle" 💀💀

    • @TheStonedZone
      @TheStonedZone 3 місяці тому +2

      I knew I shouldn't have gotten surgery to replace my ears with a dog's, now all I hear are dogwhistles 😂

    • @xm1186
      @xm1186 23 дні тому

      I don't get it, eli5

  • @firegodmc1080
    @firegodmc1080 3 місяці тому +23

    I can only assume King Crimson wasn't included on the cease and desist tour because Robert Fripp would have punched you into the sun if you'd included any imagery of the group.

  • @jasperwisecarver
    @jasperwisecarver 4 місяці тому +91

    Alice Cooper dropped his transphobic arc the WEEK after i got my Alice Cooper Muppet Show tattoo finished and im literally trans like the irony is INSANE

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому +2

      If you knew anything about Alice Cooper you'd know he's conservative.

    • @jasperwisecarver
      @jasperwisecarver 4 місяці тому +19

      @@ronmastrio2798 ah that's the thing, i read a book about his career in MUSIC but mostly, he was "on the Muppet show on time with the COOLEST song."
      so i know a lot of things about him but somehow the political aspect didn't really come up until later 🫠

    • @andrewvanhalen1984
      @andrewvanhalen1984 4 місяці тому +14

      I respect Alice Cooper even more now lol

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@jasperwisecarverhe didn't even really say anything bad.
      He just called it a fad and sorry but that's kinda the truth. Especially all the kids who "identify as trans" when in reality they just want to rebel and feel special and different. Same reason I grew my hair out painted my fingernails and wore cannibal corpse shirts to school

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Місяць тому

      ​@@elchomper.1063it's as much of a fad as being left handed was. Goofy.

  • @lilitinatian4066
    @lilitinatian4066 5 місяців тому +466

    Megadeth definitely belongs to the "too old to be acting this way" lineup lol

    • @mastersitsu
      @mastersitsu 5 місяців тому +37

      he's an Alex Jones fan and born again Christian so he could be on a couple of these bills

    • @mudchair16
      @mudchair16 5 місяців тому +1

      @@mastersitsu Christians don't play metal or any kind of rock.

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 5 місяців тому +80

      @@mudchair16 that is... factually incorrect.

    • @gelatinpowder1137
      @gelatinpowder1137 5 місяців тому +20

      @@mudchair16Skillet??

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому

      @@mudchair16 Black Sabbath were Christian you numpty.

  • @michaelphillips8885
    @michaelphillips8885 5 місяців тому +405

    The "too old to be acting this way" tour should be sponsored by black rifle coffee. The vibes fit

    • @machinismus
      @machinismus 5 місяців тому +2

      LOLLLLLLLLL

    • @emmyrose233
      @emmyrose233 4 місяці тому

      Ugh I bought a can of their coffee from 7/11 because I needed caffeine on a road trip. Imagine my surprise finding out they're run by brain dead neo Nazis

  • @nasmokt
    @nasmokt 5 місяців тому +201

    Mindless Self Indulgence is also a great band for the "not allowed within 100 yards of a school" tour

    • @Chrisjbennett89
      @Chrisjbennett89 2 місяці тому +4

      Aerosmith and blood on the dance floor should be on that list as well.

    • @KoalaPlus
      @KoalaPlus 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Chrisjbennett89Did you not watch the video? BOTDF is on that tour

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 2 місяці тому +22

    The second you brought up the Stench Tour I immediately said “oh ICP has to be on here” and was somehow still offended when it was.

  • @sandelure
    @sandelure 2 місяці тому +28

    As someone very into Ghost and Sleep Token, you're correct. I'm so sorry we're like this.

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Місяць тому +5

      So true, I like Ghost, but even I'm annoyed at how often they are brought up when discussing metal bands. Like, no, they are hard rock at best.

  • @Codbraski
    @Codbraski 5 місяців тому +204

    Wish you would have called the tour dates for the cease and desist tour "mandatory court appearances". great video

  • @ValerieTheBat
    @ValerieTheBat 5 місяців тому +634

    I got some other tour ideas:
    The I Hate Young Kids and Fetuses Tour which includes Dying Fetus, Infant Annihilator, Aborted, and Cradle of Filth
    The Geeky Shit Tour which includes They Might Be Giant, Weezer, Tally Hall, Aquabats, Devo, Weird Al Yankovic, and Ween
    The Angel Tour which includes Death Angel, Morbid Angel, and Dark Angel
    The SEX Tour which includes NIN, Type O Negative, Deftones, and Depeche Mode.
    The Music that plays at a Walmart Tour which includes Train, Goo Goo Dolls, Coldplay, and OneRepulic
    The Snail Tour which includes Sleep, Earth, Sun O))), and Grief

    • @crustbag
      @crustbag  5 місяців тому +105

      Omg those are great!!

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 5 місяців тому +103

      The Geeky Shit tour sounds fucking sick, I'd shell out a lot of money for those tickets. The SEX tour also sounds incredible. They can sell condoms and Plan B at the merch stand. 😂

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 5 місяців тому +26

      i would do anything to go to the geeky shit tour

    • @metalheadmusichead6195
      @metalheadmusichead6195 5 місяців тому +2

      ’d go to all of them.😅

    • @breakingoblivion
      @breakingoblivion 5 місяців тому +41

      can’t forget till lindemann for the “i hate young kids and fetuses tour”, the guy literally has a song titled “ich hasse kinder” (i hate children)

  • @TIDoesAnything228
    @TIDoesAnything228 5 місяців тому +615

    The fact that System of a Down was never mentioned here one time really makes me feel protected as a fan of it.

    • @thehermionegrangerr
      @thehermionegrangerr 5 місяців тому +9

      Same

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 5 місяців тому

      Nah, they still suck ass. Not edgy, not groundbreaking, just a bunch of people who hate each other's politics playing some shotty version of nu-metal combined with the worst of math core. They make "Anal Cunt" Sound listenable.

    • @whitelemon3425
      @whitelemon3425 4 місяці тому +79

      slipknot somehow wasn't mentioned either??

    • @Val.isonmars
      @Val.isonmars 4 місяці тому

      i expected slipknot to show up atleast 2 times tbh​@@whitelemon3425

    • @marsoblivi0n945
      @marsoblivi0n945 4 місяці тому

      They’re horrible 🤮 worse voice of all time.

  • @espalexi666
    @espalexi666 3 місяці тому +13

    What’s funny is that falling in reverse could be in any of them

  • @kunikidakisser
    @kunikidakisser 2 місяці тому +11

    Bro took the white trash tour and just made my dad as a poster 😭. He has that EXACT grim reaper image tattoo'd on him and he loves all of those bands 💀💀💀💀

  • @oliverdown6287
    @oliverdown6287 5 місяців тому +431

    Your videos feel, like, 'comfortable,' for lack of a better word. Like, I'm watching someone with my values who understands things like aesthetics, alternative music, inclusivity, the neurodivergent condition, & love - all of which super important to me. I'm super happy to have found your channel.

    • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
      @sireffortlessgarbage7922 5 місяців тому +34

      Same! I totally get that! It feels so cozy, like a warm blanket. A funny person who just holds similar values.

    • @aidey833
      @aidey833 5 місяців тому +19

      this is it. you get it

    • @Volzotran
      @Volzotran 5 місяців тому +18

      real, such a comfort channel

    • @groovewoundz
      @groovewoundz 5 місяців тому +10

      Too real

    • @strappadork
      @strappadork 5 місяців тому +22

      I appreciate that Crustbag clearly has fun with his videos and isn't super serious all of the time like a lot of other metal youtubers. His main focus is on extreme music but he isn't afraid to give bands of other genres and styles the same treatment while a lot of other metal fans will tend to just dismiss that as "for posers".

  • @anothersettlementneedsyour9628
    @anothersettlementneedsyour9628 5 місяців тому +232

    Ok, but the stinky tour has disturbing lack of Tool, Dream Theater and prog overall

    • @Nickykitty92
      @Nickykitty92 5 місяців тому +22

      Yo, literally every person that I have ever encountered in the wild wearing a Dream Theater shirt has smelled like an anime convention, no joke!!!

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 5 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@Nickykitty92not that they aren't trying, doesn't John Petrucci have his own fragrance brand now?

    • @Milo-it1tf
      @Milo-it1tf 5 місяців тому +1

      @Nickykitty92 if that’s actually true then become the knight must be a massive weeb, for anyone who doesn’t know about him, google him, he’s an annoying guy who only likes dream theater, opeth, and a few Metallica songs

    • @LicoriceLain
      @LicoriceLain 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Milo-it1tf No, he only likes Blackwater Park. He openly trashes early and late Opeth. So he is just straight up a DT stan.

    • @alfonsalenius2482
      @alfonsalenius2482 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Milo-it1tf isn't he the guy who made an entire video about how just because you're a right winger doesn't mean you're a bad person 😭

  • @TheCamSays
    @TheCamSays 5 місяців тому +128

    The Eye Test and Bimbo tours would be pure comedy to actually see become a reality.

  • @SomeBlackGuy
    @SomeBlackGuy 2 місяці тому +8

    Finally clicked on your video after seeing it in my recommended many times and I really wish I would’ve done it sooner. Your content is very refreshing!

  • @itsmejak7888
    @itsmejak7888 2 місяці тому +24

    Alice Cooper and Dee Snyder being transphobic is so hilariously ironic considering they made just about every cent they have by literally crossdressing on stage while using a womans name

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 місяці тому

      What'd Cooper say that was transphobic other than calling an obvious fad a fad?

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Місяць тому

      ​@@elchomper.1063you are annoying as shit and think more about trans people than actual trans people. Leave em the fuck alone

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 Місяць тому

      @@elchomper.1063 "there are case of transgender but I'm *Afraid*" he said that he is afraid of trans people lmfao

    • @mrperfectcookie
      @mrperfectcookie Місяць тому +1

      Different things.

  • @islaydragons1563
    @islaydragons1563 5 місяців тому +106

    I really really like Ghost. That being said, yes they are absolutely coworker metalcore.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 місяців тому +11

      They're one of my fave bands but I've been into that 70s occult rock stuff forever. The coworker who tries to bond with you over them can't have that conversation.

    • @judithmedina4493
      @judithmedina4493 4 місяці тому +5

      @@ArchibaldClumpycould you recommend some 70s occult rock bands?

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 4 місяці тому +7

      I agree Ghost fits into his tour explanation but out of all metal sub categories (I forgot how to spell garna? Idk) I feel like metalcore is so not it? Also I love love Ghost they are amazing and great gateway into metal for nubies

    • @ridleysomeliana-lauer5814
      @ridleysomeliana-lauer5814 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Andjelka99ghost absolutely isn’t a metalcore band, but for some reason it makes sense to call them coworker metalcore.

    • @kevinpearson8562
      @kevinpearson8562 Місяць тому +2

      @@judithmedina4493not OP but I can’t stop listening to “Green Lung”. Their most recent album is exactly that and fucks IMO.

  • @tomlorea2656
    @tomlorea2656 5 місяців тому +840

    we all know Ronnie is gonna watch this video

    • @Milo-it1tf
      @Milo-it1tf 5 місяців тому +131

      And then he would tweet about it for over a month

    • @Nate612
      @Nate612 5 місяців тому +123

      ronnie pissing his pants over a small youtuber again lmao

    • @MisseryJinx413
      @MisseryJinx413 5 місяців тому +22

      Sadly he got to Crust’s twitter account so… :(

    • @perkosean
      @perkosean 5 місяців тому

      ​@MisseryJinx413 good this loser needs to be called out for his terrible takes

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 5 місяців тому +55

      Don't worry Ronnie has his patented 🤣 and "I've never heard of this guy" loaded on his keyboard

  • @griffithsbolton
    @griffithsbolton 5 місяців тому +168

    shocked misfits didnt manage to headline the "too old to be acting like this" tour, i mean glenn danzig could fill the entire poster all by himself

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 4 місяці тому +9

      Yeah, but he's been out of The Misfits for a while now. Most of what I hear about the guys who are still in the band makes them seem pretty normal. Like, Doyle and Jerry are the main ones in control of things, and when they're not touring they try to be inconspicuous.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 4 місяці тому

      @@ronburgundy244 Nah, Jerry is a dick. The only laidback member is Doyle

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 4 місяці тому +3

      @@ronburgundy244agree. Jerry and Doyle even disowned Last Caress and refuse to play it.

    • @emrolas5407
      @emrolas5407 22 дні тому

      No he can't. He's too short

  • @SeamanTheGreat
    @SeamanTheGreat Місяць тому +3

    7:50 I would genuinely see this just for Ghost and the opportunity to throw stuff at Ronnie

  • @4090Ti-ler
    @4090Ti-ler 4 місяці тому +11

    I was severely disappointed Trapt wasn't on the "Too old to be acting this way" tour, but then... that ending. Did not disappoint.

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 5 місяців тому +152

    One of my favorite tour gimics I've seen in years was the Babyklok tour.
    So good to have Babymetal and Dethklok simultaneously super fun and a nice hit of Adult Swim nostalgia

  • @CazadorSixFour
    @CazadorSixFour 5 місяців тому +206

    Ghost and Sleep Token both existing in the modern era is so funny.

    • @catoi6324
      @catoi6324 5 місяців тому +63

      The pipeline of "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2020 to "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2024 is real

    • @djlumi4863
      @djlumi4863 4 місяці тому +8

      @@catoi6324 Bro I feel that. I just wanna listen to Sleep Token on some good old vinyl, hell I'd take cassettes too if possible lmao

  • @spookshowreviews7117
    @spookshowreviews7117 5 місяців тому +318

    The Stench Tour would be crazy because I cannot imagine Nausea and Kim Dracula's fan bases getting along LMAO

    • @groovewoundz
      @groovewoundz 5 місяців тому +11

      The nausea fans would make them piss their pants

    • @spookshowreviews7117
      @spookshowreviews7117 5 місяців тому +35

      @@groovewoundz As a Nausea fan who dated a Kim Dracula fan, that is about what happened

    • @xneurotoxic
      @xneurotoxic 5 місяців тому +5

      am i missing something? because i thought kim dracula's fans are mostly kids from tiktok, their mums still wash their clothes so i am not sure they are that smelly 😂

    • @GordonSlamsay
      @GordonSlamsay 5 місяців тому +22

      as an aside, i think Yungblud should be on that tour cause he looks like he smells bad

    • @skunxx777
      @skunxx777 5 місяців тому +12

      no shit my dad wanted to go to an in this moment show (i’m not into em but wanted it to be a bonding moment), kim dracula opened for them and everytime the people (?) next to me moved or cheered i just smelt this horrible stench

  • @ChasetheG
    @ChasetheG 4 місяці тому +17

    The Apology Tour ain't complete without Colleen Ballenger and her ukulele.

  • @Freshmarketflesh
    @Freshmarketflesh 2 місяці тому +10

    Surprised that Mindless Self Indulgence isn’t in “not allowed within 100 yards of a school” tour.

  • @tomlorea2656
    @tomlorea2656 5 місяців тому +118

    The "is it Music or a refrigerator?" tour with Merzbow, Hanatarash, Swans and Godspeed you ! Black Emperor
    The "Why does he sound like that?" Tour with Behlehem, Anaal Nathrakh and Infant Annahilator
    The "i hate this Town and love Pizza" Tour with Blink 182, Sum 41 and Green Day

    • @lizzy6333
      @lizzy6333 5 місяців тому +4

      how does gybe fit with those

    • @kkaassist
      @kkaassist 5 місяців тому

      didn’t the last one happen just with fall out boy instead of sum 41

    • @yeeyeeyeeye
      @yeeyeeyeeye 4 місяці тому +3

      The last one should've included A Day to Remember

  • @TheAverageMetalPoser
    @TheAverageMetalPoser 5 місяців тому +87

    I was expecting KISS on the cease and desist tour, what with that time Gene Simmons tried to legally own the horns hand sign 🤘

  • @gentlehillracer
    @gentlehillracer 5 місяців тому +129

    "no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets i still don't feel like it's enough" amen

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 місяці тому

      No one cares. You people are annoying. Get over it

  • @c1isb0red
    @c1isb0red 4 місяці тому +41

    11:15 Alex Terrible also has the vibe of trying to convince his western fanbase that he's not a Neo Nazi.... oh wait.

  • @ruddigers_paws
    @ruddigers_paws 4 місяці тому +17

    9:48 i (13) used to listen to falling in reverse like 8 months ago and im alr embarrassed

  • @worst00oo00
    @worst00oo00 5 місяців тому +67

    Falling in reverse has to go on every tour as punishment. No rest

  • @Nate612
    @Nate612 5 місяців тому +80

    im so glad you included inquisition’s squidward ass vocalist on the not allowed 100 feet within a school tour!

    • @crustbag
      @crustbag  5 місяців тому +34

      Jesus christ he DOES sound like squidward, I never made that connection before but now I can't unhear it LMAO

  • @justinsauvageau880
    @justinsauvageau880 5 місяців тому +284

    I wanna see Hole and Korn on the KornHole tour 😂

    • @sarah-zv8ld
      @sarah-zv8ld 4 місяці тому +17

      and instead of having an opener everyone just gets to play cornhole for a while

    • @war2thegrave
      @war2thegrave 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@sarah-zv8ldI think they meant a different kind of cornhole.

    • @paulpsycho78
      @paulpsycho78 3 місяці тому

      I saw hole open for tool. After that corn came out

    • @firegodmc1080
      @firegodmc1080 3 місяці тому +3

      mike judge opens

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 2 місяці тому

      Only if Jonathan Davis comes out wearing a blue Metallica shirt over his head

  • @Phil_Lamarr
    @Phil_Lamarr 3 місяці тому +4

    Back in 2002 Disturbed got my show cancelled because it was too cold. It was 53 degrees…that was my only ever chance to see mudvayne and I never forgave them to this day.

  • @erikcarlson6374
    @erikcarlson6374 4 місяці тому +10

    black midi had the worst smelling fans we've ever been around. had to hide in the corner by the trashcans just to escape it.

    • @bailagringamusica
      @bailagringamusica Місяць тому

      Surprisingly the black midi show in Miami didn’t smell as bad as I expected

  • @JadenSalads
    @JadenSalads 5 місяців тому +60

    I'm so happy you pulled out the buckcherry woodstock 99 preformance. It's completely unhinged and nobody talks about it

    • @forestboi9760
      @forestboi9760 5 місяців тому +5

      oh shit its you, hows the liminal spacing goin

  • @selfsatisfiedred
    @selfsatisfiedred 5 місяців тому +284

    I’m surprised deftones didn’t make the cut once considering the shit that stephen carpenter says 💀

    • @Aristomache83
      @Aristomache83 5 місяців тому +7

      I've been out of the loop for the last Decade, only found out about this recently.

    • @blep226
      @blep226 5 місяців тому +110

      I just googled him expecting the good ol antivaccine stuff and boomer bigotry but him being flath earther floored me

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 5 місяців тому +9

      @@blep226 Oooof, I had no clue about that. Is Chino normal at least? I love him. 😥

    • @binomial6473
      @binomial6473 5 місяців тому +56

      @@zombieedrea chino is still normal!!! thank goodness

    • @loosescrew472
      @loosescrew472 5 місяців тому +96

      @@zombieedreayeah chino is normal
      he’s mostly just said that the band smoked too much weed in the 90s and that fucked up stephans brain so that’s why he’s like this

  • @eldritch.blasphemian
    @eldritch.blasphemian 5 місяців тому +1232

    Who up crusting they bag?

  • @vampblack8227
    @vampblack8227 2 місяці тому +3

    Motionless in white still does heavy music! They are just going along with a very cyberpunk theme now which is kinda unique and fun.

  • @taydagod9044
    @taydagod9044 3 місяці тому +23

    The fact that kiss wasn't the headliner of the cease and desist tour is offensive. Good job, take that Gene Simmons

  • @pattacular
    @pattacular 5 місяців тому +44

    I was surprised that Trapt didn't make an appearance on the Publicly Immature Tour, but glad to see that they weren't left out entirely.

  • @garyhanniffy982
    @garyhanniffy982 5 місяців тому +85

    i love how ronnie radke/falling in reverse applies to nearly all of these lmao

  • @edgydude1066
    @edgydude1066 5 місяців тому +53

    I'm surprised Kiss wasn't on the cease and desist tour considering that THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO SUE A COVER BAND OF KISS. JUST LET THAT SINK IN.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому +1

      Well they are Jewish oh wait that's problematic or is it? I have a hard time keeping up with which groups it's okay to be racist to nowadays.

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 4 місяці тому +3

      “Cover bands dangerously bring into question the integrity of the KISS brand.” - Gene (probably)

    • @FuelAirSparkTime
      @FuelAirSparkTime Місяць тому

      Juice gonna juice

  • @philssenphilssen
    @philssenphilssen 2 місяці тому +3

    It‘s funny that falling in reverse could‘ve been in all of these posters

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 4 місяці тому +5

    As someone who knows next to nothing about music controversy this was the funniest shit id ever seen, you know the videos bangin when you gotta keep a separate chrome tab open to type in "bandname controversy" at every joke

  • @PastaTime88
    @PastaTime88 5 місяців тому +31

    its amazing how many of these tours Falling in Reverse could perform on

  • @FenderFanboy91
    @FenderFanboy91 5 місяців тому +81

    Missed opportunity to call the sellout tour: Sell Out Boy with Fall Out Boy as headliner

    • @myblasterproductions
      @myblasterproductions 5 місяців тому

      Facts

    • @asciicatface
      @asciicatface 5 місяців тому +7

      yeahhhh. could include Blink-182 in there too honestly (although maybe their newer stuff is different)

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne 4 місяці тому +2

      i love all their music, but Linkin Park definitely couldve been there too😭

  • @DIRTDOGSTUDIO
    @DIRTDOGSTUDIO 5 місяців тому +103

    Tbh as a slipknot fan i was half expecting slipknot to be in the sellout tour😭

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 місяці тому +7

      Funny, as a big Linkin Park Fan I expected them to be on that tour as well

    • @vojtechtomes6231
      @vojtechtomes6231 3 місяці тому +3

      As a BMTH fan, I was 100% expecting them to headline the tour.

    • @fnamelname8906
      @fnamelname8906 3 місяці тому +2

      Mastodon fan here and same case.

    • @jessiehermit9503
      @jessiehermit9503 2 місяці тому

      No.

  • @RitTF2
    @RitTF2 4 місяці тому +5

    Holy fk how did I not know the “my life is like a video game” is actually a FALLING IN REVERSE SONG WTF

  • @Bergur191
    @Bergur191 4 місяці тому +5

    The second you mentioned bands getting softer over time I knew Gojira and Architects would be there😂

  • @vnss2819
    @vnss2819 5 місяців тому +88

    I thought I was the realest of the realest until I saw that half of my music taste appeared on the coworker metalcore tour

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 місяців тому +23

      To be fair there are all sorts of ways you could approach some of your favorite bands, some of which make you that coworker and some of which don't.

    • @amaryllis604
      @amaryllis604 4 місяці тому

      Same haha

    • @luvrix
      @luvrix 3 місяці тому

      I almost got offended🤣 (i let out a huge gasp)

    • @NoodlesDoodles
      @NoodlesDoodles 3 місяці тому

      Same lol

    • @iameatingursnack
      @iameatingursnack 3 місяці тому

      They're all terrible haha

  • @BA-qw2dj
    @BA-qw2dj 5 місяців тому +285

    Honestly if Burzum played live for the first time in his whole 30+ year career and it was opening for slaughter to prevail, falling in reverse and kid rock that is the greatest pr stunt of all time

    • @Doorframe-c2i
      @Doorframe-c2i 5 місяців тому +12

      I hate varg but I'd go tbh

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 5 місяців тому

      @@Doorframe-c2i no one cares

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 місяців тому +19

      With Kanye wearing Burzum shirts in protest it probably isn't too long before Varg goes from a running joke with some good albums, to somebody a couple of chucklefucks we know unironically defend.

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 5 місяців тому +8

      @@ArchibaldClumpy burzum was never a joke, varg's musicianship is unmatched.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому +5

      @@ArchibaldClumpy Defend for what he committed murder and served his time, something tells me you're more annoyed about him being racist than a murderer which tells a lot about your defunct moral compass.

  • @P1NKPVNK_
    @P1NKPVNK_ 5 місяців тому +38

    I'm surprised Mindless Self Indulgence wasn't on the "100 yards of a school" tour

  • @TEcho-Music
    @TEcho-Music 2 місяці тому +3

    Get Scared would have been a good addition to the 100 yards of school tour. their lead singer left the band for an allbum, and the replacement lead was in possession of a lot of things that people should not possess

    • @voidatethesun
      @voidatethesun 2 місяці тому

      i was scouring to make sure they had a mention before i finished the vid 😭 rip get scared, tiktok wouldve loved u (except that fuckass diddler.)

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 4 місяці тому +19

    Virginity Tour with Weezer as the headliner

  • @sweetypuss
    @sweetypuss 5 місяців тому +82

    seeing falling in reverse, slaughter to prevail, and fucking tech n9ne in the same setlist made all of my vital organs shut down. its like a vomit and cat food smoothie

    • @kevinpearson8562
      @kevinpearson8562 Місяць тому

      They literally did a song together and it’s about as bad as the tour would be.

  • @edgyspaghetti
    @edgyspaghetti 5 місяців тому +25

    Only thing I'm mad about is MSI not being on the kiddie diddler tour

  • @Cheezburgercatz
    @Cheezburgercatz 5 місяців тому +57

    19:42 it's bc brendon urie unhinged his jaw and ate the rest of the members :/

  • @DesusChristus
    @DesusChristus 4 місяці тому +9

    9:32 thats where this video earned a like

  • @Bready3000
    @Bready3000 2 місяці тому +3

    Absolutely incredible that the only band I like on here was Gojira and even then it was still rectified with "well they're still great"

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 5 місяців тому +37

    I came here all excited for a list of real disaster tours, like the Metallica/GNR tour where James got set on fire and Axel caused a venue-destroying riot.

    • @benejack666
      @benejack666 5 місяців тому +4

      All in the same night, too.

  • @ztmusic2789
    @ztmusic2789 5 місяців тому +368

    One of my friends on Facebook posted the tour poster for Five Finger Death Punch’s tour with Marilyn Manson and Slaughter to Prevail and said “This show is going to smell like piss, cigs, and unpaid child support”. We all jokingly gave our own absurd names for the tour as well, like “The Domestic Violence tour”, “The Neo Nazi Tour”, oh yeah it was great.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому +11

      Black dudes love Marilyn Manson?

    • @JoeTheJuggler
      @JoeTheJuggler 4 місяці тому +26

      Can't speak for the other two bands, but Manson beat the allegations. Sure, he's not squeaky clean, but he's definitely not a nazi or an abuser.

    • @junglerat1
      @junglerat1 4 місяці тому +10

      StP got a bad wrap because Alex had the Black Sun tattoo in which he stated he got it when he was a young lad (pretty sure its removed now?). Young dudes do stupid things which tends to hurt nobody, so it shouldn't be hung over their heads. Still a superb band.

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 місяці тому

      Reeee

    • @r.w.860
      @r.w.860 4 місяці тому +3

      @@junglerat1 Yeah Alex got it covered up in 2019.

  • @JTPxMETAL
    @JTPxMETAL 5 місяців тому +29

    The “Lost Faith” Tour. Former Christian bands. Underoath and As I Lay Dying headline. Reliant K, Gideon, I the Breather, Attack Attack support.

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 3 місяці тому +5

    I'd never heard of Kim Dracula, but because of the algorithm, I was tragically suggested the lineup for the Gathering of the Juggalos, and guess who's in there? Kim Dracula.

  • @VMPYREBAAT
    @VMPYREBAAT 5 місяців тому +34

    Thank god more people are talking about the weird shit alex terrible has and continues to say. Everytime something new came up *I* felt like the crazy one for thinking he’s delusional 💀 Banger video as per usual! This is a major win for the crustbag nation 🖤

  • @sonnenblumenviolett
    @sonnenblumenviolett 5 місяців тому +49

    As someone who was a fan of falling in reverse at 13 and is now very much embarrassed about that, i really appreciate you being so consistent in hating on them

  • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
    @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny 5 місяців тому +143

    guys we all need to hate on falling in reverse more

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 місяці тому +10

      Why would I hate on a band fronted by a musical legend?

    • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
      @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny 4 місяці тому

      @@aspirationrecords because that "musical legend" is a rapist

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@aspirationrecordsPlease tell me you're being sarcastic. Legend...arily bad, maybe

  • @HonkeyKongLive
    @HonkeyKongLive 3 місяці тому +5

    Not putting Mastodon or Opeth on the sellout tour is a crime

  • @noelwhite6650
    @noelwhite6650 5 місяців тому +181

    I will always advocate for clowning on Falling In Reverse. Its never not funny.

    • @Logic552
      @Logic552 5 місяців тому

      Brrrrooooo me too all the dick riding this dude be getting is annoying

    • @Logic552
      @Logic552 5 місяців тому

      What pissed me off the most is Ronnie said basically all metal heads are losers and that he just uses his fan for money and everyone over here riding his dick and I’m like daaammmnn I guess yall losers then cuz I’m not f k that guy lol

    • @perkosean
      @perkosean 5 місяців тому

      🤡

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, as long as Ronnie Radke continues to be a horrible person. Making fun of Falling in Reverse will always be the right thing to do.

  • @R0ADK1LLVODS
    @R0ADK1LLVODS 5 місяців тому +29

    The sellout tour, minus panic, actually seems relatively realistic

  • @Diola_XO
    @Diola_XO 5 місяців тому +162

    Nothing in this world is more refreshing than pissing off a bunch of FIR fans and bringing tears to their eyes.

    • @Aristomache83
      @Aristomache83 5 місяців тому +44

      Honestly, I'm expecting Ronald to turn up in the comments and say some slurs.

    • @violetbackedstarling
      @violetbackedstarling 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Aristomache83 funniest thing is he actually would

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike Місяць тому

      fir trees are cool though???????? 😢

  • @gritonsius1750
    @gritonsius1750 4 місяці тому +3

    Loved the falling in reverse hate, 10/10

  • @Viperplayer187
    @Viperplayer187 4 місяці тому +2

    Korn on the COB is genius 😂

  • @ConvincingPeople
    @ConvincingPeople 5 місяців тому +33

    The highly eclectic "We Don't Talk About That One Guy" Tour: Headlined by John Mellencamp and the Dave Matthews Band, with supporting slots by Cult Leader, No Devotion, New Found Glory and Static-X.

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 5 місяців тому +5

      Manowar plays on select nights since one of the guitarists they used after they started rotating band members like used needles got caught with CSM

    • @naomi9354
      @naomi9354 4 місяці тому +2

      neurosis absolutely needs to be on that bill

    • @ConvincingPeople
      @ConvincingPeople 4 місяці тому

      @@naomi9354 To be fair, I was going for acts which wound up kicking out a certain kind of awful person and continuing either under their original name or as a new group with an otherwise identical membership rather than breaking up entirely, but we can make an exception for Neurosis based on just how ugly that was and the possibility that the rest of the band go on to do other things in the same way that Cult Leader did after they stopped being Gaza.

  • @SecretLifeOfD0lls
    @SecretLifeOfD0lls 5 місяців тому +85

    I’m here before Ronnie Radke threatens to sue you for defamation for showing that article 😂😂

  • @HeartlessKairi42
    @HeartlessKairi42 5 місяців тому +14

    I love that there wasn't even hate thrown at Gojira, makes me feel more comfy in my metal taste lol

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 місяці тому

      He'd probably say their name is racist or some gay shit.

  • @DatboyFlappy
    @DatboyFlappy Місяць тому

    Dude i don’t even know you personally but you’re THE ONLY person I know that hates falling in reverse as much as I do. You earned a subscriber just cause that.

  • @metalman4289
    @metalman4289 2 місяці тому +2

    The Bristol Stool chart tour. Seven bands placed on the bill determined by what kind of shit they would be. Lets have a laugh and create the bill.

  • @Hydons
    @Hydons 5 місяців тому +21

    Eric Clapton should be on the cease & desist tour cause of that one time he tried to sue a woman for selling an album on ebay

    • @TransDrummer1312
      @TransDrummer1312 5 місяців тому +11

      I think he and Van Morrison would've fit on the Oops! All Right Wing Propaganda! tour lmao.

  • @JannickVR
    @JannickVR 5 місяців тому +25

    Bro
    I just saw Architects open for metallica last night, they were pretty good but you could NOT tell they tour'd with Suicide Silence

  • @ouija433
    @ouija433 5 місяців тому +15

    Black Flag should’ve been on the stench tour. I saw them live in
    March and it was actually hard to breathe cause of how bad it smelled

  • @colleen6341
    @colleen6341 4 місяці тому +2

    Coworker metal had me dying, most accurate description I’ve heard yet

  • @blacksheep1924
    @blacksheep1924 2 місяці тому +1

    As self proclaimed trailer trash (lived in a old camper trailer for a good amount of time and grew extremely poor) the trashy tour poster immediately reminded me of my mom's friends that I remember from my childhood. I found this incredibly funny.

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being 5 місяців тому +20

    Ice Nine last two albums, despite their corniness do have a special place in my heart tho

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 4 місяці тому +7

      Ikr? Welcome to Horrorwood got stuck in my head for over two weeks idk what was about it that just clicked with me but man it's amazing album. I don't care for like half of their old stuff and I like 80% of Silver Scream. It's not cringe corny, it's self aware and it works, especially considering topic of the songs.