How to make Goregrind

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  • @captainnegativity9269
    @captainnegativity9269 5 років тому +1064

    "When I'm out of pepper, I use Grandpa's ashes." Thanks for the tip, Blastbeat Gourmet!

  • @NikNocturnal
    @NikNocturnal 3 роки тому +996

    This video was amazing

  • @dr.greenthumbreal6203
    @dr.greenthumbreal6203 5 років тому +1006

    pro‘s and con‘s of this video
    pro: i know how to make goregrind songs
    con: i‘ve googeld goregrind covers.......

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 5 років тому +23

      Doesnt get much more *creative* than that lol

    • @deathembodiment
      @deathembodiment 5 років тому +42

      i think theyre both cons

    • @jokihopps23
      @jokihopps23 5 років тому +9

      Just go to best Gore save images go to Photoshop and have fun and you got yourself an album cover beginning

    • @samirm8433
      @samirm8433 5 років тому +4

      It wasn’t that bad?

    • @np8139
      @np8139 5 років тому +2

      @Gospel969 Underrated comment

  • @scissors6116
    @scissors6116 5 років тому +655

    "The band members of Carcass went on to make good music" *shows Arch Enemy* Funniest joke in the video.

    • @petesmith9475
      @petesmith9475 5 років тому +48

      ARch Enemy is just horrible. But hey, got to make some money.

    • @EvelinaNinudottir
      @EvelinaNinudottir 5 років тому +40

      Arch Enemy is great :)

    • @dmoneyonair
      @dmoneyonair 5 років тому +11

      I like arch enemy since adding alyssa

    • @thfleshmechanic7345
      @thfleshmechanic7345 5 років тому +34

      @@dmoneyonair i liked them until they added alyssa

    • @juli7xxxxx
      @juli7xxxxx 5 років тому +40

      They're not terrible, but I doubt they would have any success if they didn't have a female singer

  • @GixxerRider1991
    @GixxerRider1991 4 роки тому +102

    My early 20's wouldn't have been what they were without goregrind. I'm sure there are dozens if not hundreds of people in my old college dorms who wish they had never asked me what kind of music I listened to.

  • @Cortex_311
    @Cortex_311 5 років тому +552

    Great video! But there's just one error you made. At 9:22 you said "I sing about this for a living" when we all know no one playing goregrind is making a living off it

    • @5amplewhor3
      @5amplewhor3 5 років тому +58

      Another one was when he said arch enemy was good music.

    • @ElohimJim
      @ElohimJim 5 років тому +3

      Too busy claiming benefits to actually work lol

    • @stretchnutzog
      @stretchnutzog 5 років тому +3

      wrong

    • @yasiem6245
      @yasiem6245 Рік тому

      ​@@5amplewhor3 based

    • @MegaMegalomaniac
      @MegaMegalomaniac 10 місяців тому

      Another mistake was saying that the lyrics are often racist. Racist goregrind? 😂

  • @ShuriBear
    @ShuriBear 5 років тому +271

    The final goregrind song was the same as a normal full length goregrind album. You guys are pioneers!

    • @Aaronian99
      @Aaronian99 5 років тому +6

      No it wasnt goregrind. The song was still grindcore.

    • @YPO6
      @YPO6 5 років тому +18

      Progressive symphonic goregrind.

    • @galosniper7010
      @galosniper7010 3 роки тому +8

      Goregrind is a lot more groove laden, and the albums are a lot longer

  • @Nickmusimiecconajmniej3znaki
    @Nickmusimiecconajmniej3znaki 5 років тому +324

    Goregeous.

  • @terraincognita9614
    @terraincognita9614 5 років тому +167

    "I can name every germ in my left arm
    *They all have the name Susan* "

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 5 місяців тому

      I thought he was gonna say something racist since he talked about the lyrics being like that

  • @KiKfilms
    @KiKfilms 5 років тому +668

    While Stevie T no longer makes good parody how-to's and is becoming more and more boring reaction channel, you appear and save the day.

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  5 років тому +287

      That's why started this series actually, some of my YT idols stopped making content I was interested in. So I started making the content I wanted to see on UA-cam.

    • @diabeticmonkey
      @diabeticmonkey 5 років тому +39

      The HeadBanger He is indeed the lamest of the lame. His “comedy” schtick is worn out and cheesy

    • @dmoneyonair
      @dmoneyonair 5 років тому +30

      Very disappinting of stevie t. Also what kind if madman turns down touring with dragonforce?

    • @godzillapunisher9912
      @godzillapunisher9912 4 роки тому +10

      @@dmoneyonair he gotten anxiety.

    • @Jebediahlouis
      @Jebediahlouis 3 роки тому +3

      Stfu he’s a great youtuber at least he has more humor than these other fake people you know it’s true he makes the best metal videos/guitar solos you’ll ever hear!! You need to rethink your life

  • @able-fox
    @able-fox 5 років тому +213

    This is the kind of quality content I thought was dead on the UA-cams. Oh please, oh please do a "How to Make Prog Metal" video.

    • @BrecMadak
      @BrecMadak 5 років тому +5

      we have enough that kind of wank stuff that floats the whole metal scene and make it worse.

    • @AndyBxHell
      @AndyBxHell 5 років тому +5

      Nooooooooo, that takes effort !

    • @dmoneyonair
      @dmoneyonair 5 років тому

      De Bondt Andreas every episode starts with “do you lack musical talent?”

    • @antimusictv
      @antimusictv 2 роки тому

      Why not prog pornogrind?

  • @WizardinBlack3
    @WizardinBlack3 5 років тому +61

    The funny part is that this could actually be passed off as an actual Goregrind track on an actual Goregrind album. Great video

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE Рік тому +1

      Nah, too long, too slow, growls still arent low enough, this is some sort of metal.

    • @AlfieForrester
      @AlfieForrester Рік тому +1

      ​@@J0SHUAKANEprobably melodic deathgrind or some shit like that

    • @Fezzezal
      @Fezzezal 6 місяців тому

      For some reason it sounded like early Cannibal Corpse
      Especially those vocals

  • @DrakosLord
    @DrakosLord 5 років тому +17

    I love that pause at the 05:37 just to make sure the point is taken

  • @4everBeaconman
    @4everBeaconman 5 років тому +484

    Pornogrind Next!

    • @cryptomiller5747
      @cryptomiller5747 5 років тому +13

      @Lord Hentai no the pitch shifts are higher in treble to intentionally sound dumb also slower simpler and more punk rock inspired sound.

    • @cryptomiller5747
      @cryptomiller5747 5 років тому +16

      @Lord Hentai One is intentionally trying to gross you out the other is trying to parody extreme metal to the point of pissing off reggie metalheads who don't understand the irony of the over the top style. I wouldn't exactly say they are the same. Listen Urtikaria anal, gut, methadone abortion clinic, sperm swamp and 2 minuta dreka and tell me theres no noticeable difference. Besides saying they are pretty much the same is kind of redundant when you consider they are all just variants of grindcore, like saying tech death and standard death metal sound the same, like no shit they do to a degree but there are differences.

    • @whateveryasaypal5022
      @whateveryasaypal5022 5 років тому +2

      @@cryptomiller5747 from what i've heard there is still not much of a difference of the pitch shifted vocals between goregrind and pornogrind, i've heard a couple goregrind bands that use higher treble pitch shifts like pornogrind, and goregrind is also known for having a more slow-paced, groovy sort of punk style than regular grind; although goregrind does have a slightly more death metal influenced sound (although not really, as the riffing is more punk than death metal; deathgrind is a lot more death metal influenced of course). i will admit i have not heard much pornogrind at all but from what i've heard i feel like gore and porno are pretty much the same musically; although yes the lyrical themes and intention behind them are fairly different

    • @stretchnutzog
      @stretchnutzog 5 років тому

      Pornogrind pls

    • @shagstars
      @shagstars 5 років тому +1

      I made that music, its louder and distorted than any genre, its also more low fi, some use pc drums, lyrics about extreme sex mixed with gore and other gruesome acts as long you give it a porn tint.

  • @konnorfoxworth9632
    @konnorfoxworth9632 4 роки тому +28

    Actually, for vocals, I say don’t add distortion in it. Just having clean vocals with pitch shift and fast flanger makes it sound like a really authentic, realistic beast growl.

  • @alexhauptmann298
    @alexhauptmann298 4 роки тому +11

    damn. i think you're the first Metal UA-camr i've found who isn't an Edgy Centrist™.
    you. I Like You.

  • @DenpaKei
    @DenpaKei 5 років тому +19

    "Hack and scream but me be gentle" that's fucking poetry, man

  • @CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7
    @CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7 2 роки тому +12

    I love how you took the time to study and acknowledge everything it takes to make goregrind the perfected ways they are supposed to be and add humor to it. Brilliant psychology. Goregrind is meditating. 👍🧘‍♂️

  • @mikemetzgore2712
    @mikemetzgore2712 5 років тому +7

    Dude, your songs always kick ass, while still being kind of a parody. I love it!

  • @warprot521
    @warprot521 5 років тому +51

    Just discovered the grindcore video and loved it, subbed for sure!

  • @MocaRybnik
    @MocaRybnik 5 років тому +23

    That Gutalax show made me proud of my country.

  • @vscitizen
    @vscitizen 5 років тому +37

    I wanna go back 10 minutes ago before I googled "Goregrind album cover"
    Now I need a psycologist

  • @christhelostsoul9927
    @christhelostsoul9927 5 років тому +8

    Im a goregrind fan and i can tell you hahaha we don't take this stuff seriously its as a joke basically its like party music but for metalheads

  • @andrewjacks2716
    @andrewjacks2716 5 років тому +4

    "The only thing stopping you is your imagination."
    That got a hearty chuckle.

  • @samcomply
    @samcomply 5 років тому +4

    Making it pixelated is an interesting way of making logos, or artwork incomprehensible. Very nice!

  • @ーテイル
    @ーテイル 4 роки тому +47

    Imma make a goregrind song that's actually very wholesome but since you can't understand the lyrics you'll think is about dead and everything.
    I just want to see the world burn.

  • @andyje
    @andyje 5 років тому +1

    for as yet some unexplained reason I found your channel.....LOVE IT GUYS!

  • @Kim-ll1de
    @Kim-ll1de 5 років тому +7

    This channel is so underrated

  • @abandoneduser5175
    @abandoneduser5175 5 років тому +1

    Dude do you make AMAZING examples??🤯 its so fricken cool!

  • @cliffs1965
    @cliffs1965 5 років тому +59

    Me asking an internet junky friend that's into metal: "Do you like GoreGrind?"
    Friend: "Never heard of it. What's it like?"
    Me after a few minutes of thinking: "It's the Deep Web 🟥Red Room🟥 of metal!"

  • @the_eryn8336
    @the_eryn8336 7 місяців тому +1

    I like how when talking about getting an artist with a gore fetish its just blurred pictures of lobsters

  • @jochem6292
    @jochem6292 5 років тому +12

    This channel just casually doubled in subs in half a day

    • @rohry4905
      @rohry4905 5 років тому +1

      He had less than 100 subs like a week ago really blew my mind how fast his channel grew.

  • @shannonm.townsend1232
    @shannonm.townsend1232 5 років тому +2

    That Lymphatic Phleghm-esque bass git on your finished track was a beautiful thing

  • @Sammy9262
    @Sammy9262 5 років тому +3

    How to make goregrind:
    Step 1: throw a wrench into a washingmachine
    Step 2: throw the washing machine off a cliff
    Step 3: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @hooplaplooza
    @hooplaplooza 5 років тому +6

    Dude, you're hilarious and underrated 😂👌🏽 subbed

  • @khorinus7944
    @khorinus7944 5 років тому +1

    Amazing! And funny as hell :D Also, that is some production value that like 100k+ subscriber channels have or even better! Which is what I wish for you! :) Great stuff!

  • @billpeel4408
    @billpeel4408 5 років тому +56

    Oh god you're right, Goregrind is just Grindcore for ancaps and centrists.

    • @whytheangelscry
      @whytheangelscry 2 роки тому

      I never knew goregrind had ties to right wing politics since i found goregrind through grindcore, and am a communist. i love a lot of goregrind, but because you cant find their lyrics anywhere, i never wouldve assumed theyre bad people. how can i look out for this sort of stuff?

  • @DailyAaron
    @DailyAaron 5 років тому +3

    Funny as hell! Just subbed. The song was funny but damn it was good haha. Wish you made an album!

  • @stephenjacobs8500
    @stephenjacobs8500 5 років тому +2

    I think some of the most ironic comedy here, is that a lot of the songs you come up with actually sound good, lol.

  • @chasepenny5534
    @chasepenny5534 5 років тому

    You guys have a bright future on the platform I can tell you put a lot of passion in your work by your editing and music production keep it up

  • @aCeruleanStateMusic
    @aCeruleanStateMusic 5 років тому +1

    Awesome again!

  • @qeepcs
    @qeepcs 5 років тому

    I just found out about this channel, and i love it, I'm surprised this channel only has 4k subs

  • @shadowgg2325
    @shadowgg2325 5 років тому +7

    ONLY 7K SUBSCRIBERS??? WHEN I WAS SUBSRCIRIBING YOU I WAS LIKE WTF 7K??? THIS GUY DESERVES 1M

  • @maenadofficial2753
    @maenadofficial2753 2 роки тому +3

    These lyrics literally made me cry of laughter and happiness

  • @TheGuizmo11
    @TheGuizmo11 5 років тому +1

    you deserve much more exposure, you are awesome

  • @staticsyndrome2011
    @staticsyndrome2011 5 років тому +1

    why does every single song you make in different genres absolutely slap?

  • @wheresthecat
    @wheresthecat 3 роки тому

    This is amazing. That song sounds like at least ten of my favourite gore grind songs, all by different bands.

  • @samuelmercier3635
    @samuelmercier3635 5 років тому +1

    Goregrind: there's only pig destroyer that makes gory disgusting lyrics poetic. God are these guys awesome

  • @CRVNBrewer
    @CRVNBrewer 5 років тому +3

    Nice one man i really fell in love with your channel

  • @QUK_DDCT
    @QUK_DDCT 5 років тому +7

    I love those walrus vocals, hot damn

  • @giygas7392
    @giygas7392 5 років тому +17

    5:22, in case anyone wanted to see the blurred-out lyrics:
    Ghost busting makes my
    Live choices hard and bloody
    I'm gonna use a saw to cut
    some brains and eat their other brain
    Ectoplasm burns my hand, oh my darn
    Now I will take your hand and hold it
    on my local beach
    (Grammatical errors are not mine.)

  • @colemarie9262
    @colemarie9262 5 років тому +2

    * taps upside-down pot on kitchen floor *
    *"........................we're poor."*

  • @allencantation
    @allencantation 5 років тому

    Another hilarious and edutational tutorial!

  • @bauhausa6933
    @bauhausa6933 5 років тому

    Wow you are blowing up man! When I subscribed to you you only had 200 subs and now you almost have 6k and this is just the beginning!

  • @Chris-mc2dt
    @Chris-mc2dt 5 років тому +5

    Lmao at 2:10 and 5:22 when the censoring goes away for a split second

  • @Quantum_Poet
    @Quantum_Poet Рік тому +1

    I quickly fell down the Gore Grind Hole.. It all started with Party Cannon and deescalated from there

  • @ravagerslb
    @ravagerslb 5 років тому +3

    The best part for me is when Andri says, "Congratulations, you need a psychologist!"

  • @Elagabalus711
    @Elagabalus711 5 років тому

    I love these videos! Please keep it up, new favorite channel

  • @dustnoiseplays
    @dustnoiseplays 5 років тому

    Goddamn i'm in love with your channel dude you're such a funny and talented guy, loving the content.

  • @orionswift101
    @orionswift101 5 років тому

    Omfg I can’t get enough of this channel

  • @HexagonMusic
    @HexagonMusic 5 років тому +1

    Great video.

  • @about47t-rexes12
    @about47t-rexes12 5 років тому

    Your videos are gold, love the bass memes

  • @BekkiUndSo
    @BekkiUndSo 5 років тому +2

    Why does this inspire me to make music about Syphilis, that's a whole new level of nerving about diseases

  • @RewindingsForLosers
    @RewindingsForLosers 5 років тому +2

    I was excited for the new video! But was not in the mood to throw up. Excited when you blurred the pics! 😆 I can handle some of that stuff but my mind isn't there today. Haha Great video!

  • @kauecruz32
    @kauecruz32 Рік тому

    Sir, how UA-cam hasn't show me this before???
    I love It!

  • @ZXChrisR14
    @ZXChrisR14 5 років тому +18

    Yeah. Pretty much nailed it.
    This is the stuff I subscribed for.
    I’ll never eat spaghetti again.

  • @LauraGrrrr5370
    @LauraGrrrr5370 5 років тому +1

    I keeled over at "I SING ABOUT THIS FOR A LIVING"

  • @thoroughfaretonothingness623
    @thoroughfaretonothingness623 5 років тому +4

    "keep doing untill u forget what the band name was"damn i laughed so hard😂😂😂3:30

  • @lovebitesxrazorlinesx
    @lovebitesxrazorlinesx Рік тому

    My face when anyone on the Goregrind scene refers to good Goregrind music as “Noise Violence”

  • @deathhzrd
    @deathhzrd 5 років тому +4

    Please please please make more of these!!!

  • @hartwinstein7434
    @hartwinstein7434 5 років тому +15

    I really appreciate the Fact you dont be so deadly serious about BM
    like the most other Metalheads ^^ !
    But i guess you have to add Warningsigns to your Vid´s because i
    nearly died from laughing about these weird Goregrind-Lyrics XD

  • @sidneypace6571
    @sidneypace6571 Рік тому +1

    Don’t eat spaghetti is kinda a perfect goregrind name lmao

    • @A_chaos_00
      @A_chaos_00 8 місяців тому +1

      spaghetti and human intestine balls

  • @bewitchedbanshee
    @bewitchedbanshee 5 років тому

    You deserve more recognition. Keep up the good videos man 🤘🏻

  • @Omnigrotesque
    @Omnigrotesque 5 років тому +1

    Super funny! XD This way even Goregrind makes fun.

  • @llainen
    @llainen 4 роки тому

    These videos are so entertaining! Hahah love it!

  • @jokku
    @jokku 5 років тому

    Funniest thing is how accurate is this.. :D
    Love your videos man!

  • @ssmstudio1476
    @ssmstudio1476 5 років тому

    The Best mixing tutorial on YT

  • @बेन्ज़ोसएम्पेरोर्

    "how to make pig noise" for the next time, pls

  • @gunturbayu6779
    @gunturbayu6779 5 років тому

    Lmao just discovered this channel , it's true hidden gem of youtube

  • @dotL0ki
    @dotL0ki 5 років тому +3

    This vid is gonna go viral.

  • @ZXChrisR14
    @ZXChrisR14 5 років тому +51

    Hey you should do a How To Be Christian Metal video.
    On second thought, maybe not.

    • @ExplizitDuester
      @ExplizitDuester 5 років тому +14

      Just change Satan to Jesus in the lyrics. Bam problem solved...

    • @quizarorobzaqu8558
      @quizarorobzaqu8558 5 років тому

      Demon hunter is just Christian industrial + ramstein + slipknot

    • @TricksnKhaos2750
      @TricksnKhaos2750 5 років тому +1

      Thats breaking benjamin

  • @bapetist4070
    @bapetist4070 5 років тому +2

    Merry Easter

  • @piroko13
    @piroko13 Рік тому

    Worst mistake I made was to do that album covers search. Now I’m listening to some anime goregrind music and I’m liking it

  • @Pitaponpon2010
    @Pitaponpon2010 2 роки тому +1

    "Under The Sea is a Goregrind Masterpiece!"
    Me: WTF?

  • @elimontoya2173
    @elimontoya2173 5 років тому

    Love the increase in subs for this channel. Keep it up, people!

  • @smajee8
    @smajee8 5 років тому

    You guys have got to be some of the best musicians in the world.

  • @aaabbb-ve9po
    @aaabbb-ve9po Рік тому

    Goregrind is what my go to is when I’m doing crafts on a rainy day lol. my brain runs all over the place but it keeps my focus and chills me out somehow. Then again I suppose it isn’t far from playing white noise so it kinda makes sense.

  • @KinamOfMyth
    @KinamOfMyth 4 роки тому +1

    I apologize, all I could think was "WIPE YOUR ASS WITH SANDPAPER"

  • @bobicusalex3400
    @bobicusalex3400 5 років тому

    These how-to videos are hilarious. Please keep making more of them haha.

  • @mirab7835
    @mirab7835 5 років тому +1

    Googled Goregrind album covers. Could finish my spaghetti. Maybe it´s time for therapy.

  • @Eeveestarlight
    @Eeveestarlight 5 років тому +1

    .you are a fucking genius, thank you, I'm fucking crying over here.

  • @boredapelaw
    @boredapelaw 5 років тому +9

    I really enjoy this series. Could you do one on stoner metal? RE: Melvins, Sleep, Electric Wizard etc.

  • @1Blastarr
    @1Blastarr 5 років тому

    I love this guy, this is great. I'm sure people are looking at me wondering what I'm trying not to laugh out loud about.

  • @Sid-uc5ms
    @Sid-uc5ms 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO WHEN I SAW THAT HARSH MONHAN TEXTBOOK OF PATHOLOGY lmaoooooooo. Almost all Indian medical students use that book XDDDD

  • @sunnowo
    @sunnowo 5 років тому +2

    7:04 the pitch shifter and flanger make it sound like a flushing toilet. Like this is no insult the similarity is uncanny.

  • @edky4706
    @edky4706 2 роки тому

    Last days of humanity is a nice band to play at your grandparents house

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus 5 років тому +1

    I love Death Metal but I just don’t understand how people can enjoy goregrind (also, that goregrind parody at the end had me in stitches)

  • @paulnash9851
    @paulnash9851 5 років тому +46

    ANAL GRENADE is a great band name ! Wish I'd thought of it first. I'll have to use bum-dynamite instead.....

  • @drdew8113
    @drdew8113 5 років тому +3

    Carcass's third album Necrotictism I think is super heavy and my favorite album with my favorite riffs

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 років тому +1

    "I'll never sleep again."
    Lmao, perfect ending.