Metallica is straight up broken. His ability is literally: manifest weapon in opponent > win. He can also cloak himself with iron sand if need be and attack from a far range. Even if the weapons don't outright kill you he will gradually drain the iron for your blood and kill you that way like he almost did to Doppio.
I would say start and become invisible already and then choose between using all the iron the opponent has in the body in seconds by crafting cutting objects (process that dilaniates them from the inside too so)/make the opponent suffocate in seconds > win.
@@magma590gaming Well only technically. You can attach his stand onto other stands and if they are light enough manipulate them with magnetism, but he has to have spilled his blood on it first.
Doppio should've died from not only his lack of iron, but also the massive internal bleeding the blades did to him. (Edit: but hey it's only some fictional show so..)
As an Italian, I came up with a list of names I think would suit every member of La Squadra based on their faces. Ernesto Sorbet Roderico Gelato Toni Formaggio Alessandro Illuso Umberto Pesci Salvatore Prosciutto Vittorio Melone Gerardo Ghiaccio Daniele ''Risotto'' Nero :> PS: Because of a request I also came with some names for the Unita Speciale Agostino Squalo Tiziano Lingua (since Tiziano is a given name I gave him a surname, lingua meaning ''tongue'') Ugo Carne Michele Cioccolata Ivano Secco c:
Oddio sai che sono stata anch'io tutto un pomeriggio intero a dare nomi cristiani ai personaggi? 😂 Sono questi, nell'ordine in cui li hai messi tu: Gianluca Francesco Vittorio Michele Gianni Antonio Manuele Fabrizio Edoardo Invece di studiare ho fatto questo...
Joe Cool Requiem abilities are way more busted. Little Feet would probably be able to active shrinking from a distance and at a atomic or molecular level or something like that
I want to see a universe where melone finds a partner wich agrees on him using his stand with her and starts sending his stands creations while hiding with her in the shadows and commit crimes with her like Bonnie and Clyde I also want to believe that each of his ‘sons’ would have a different power becouse that way we could have a stand of the week formula
@@creaturesoul4469 that sounds plausible. A native speaker wouldn't do that. But ghiacco was so uptight that it could be fun to say things wrong on purpose.
Can you do one with "La Squadra vs CIoccolata and Secco"? Say that they managed to find out that those two killed Sorbet and Gelato and went to get revenge instead of fighting Bruno's gang.
I feel like Pesci and Risotto would be great against Secco since BB can detect life and go through any object, so he could detect and alert La Squadra about his whereabouts and possibly even kill him using BB, or at least tell Risotto and have him use Metallica For Cioccolatta and Green Day, I could see Ghiacco and Illuso being the good matchups. I'm not sure how mold would work against sub-zero temperatures, but WA would probably give some good protection against it while he uses his mobility to search around. As for Illuso, he can just hang out in the mirror world and scout out for Cioccolatta's location, potentially even pulling him into the mirror world and fighting him. I dunno, maybe I'm not giving moldy choco man and his dog enough credit. It'd definitely be a cool fight tho
If it wasn't for him being to emotional*, the urge to kill the boss in a sadistic way was his downfall, he could've create scissor or a knife inside Doppios heart and he would be dead instantly, instead he revealed himself and tried to kill Doppio slowly.
@@VeritasEspiritoria he didnt knew that doppio was the boss thats why he wasnt killing him.. he wanted to know who was he and he got to know about that when he was killed
Yea but had Diavolo taken the wheel at any moment, Risotto would've been folded. Actually, I feel like Diavolo should have just taken over Doppio the moment he knew Bruno's gang was there. He could have taken out Risotto and probably taken out more than SPOILERS He could've probably taken out more people than just Abbacchio.
Squad memebers: Iron Man Fetus Installetus Sausage neck fishman dude Rip-Off Bakugo That one guy that got sausage chopped Mirror man Weird hair boi Anti-Hamon ussr
I think Melone deserves to be higher, at least above Formaggio. While I agree with everything you said, let's not forget the fact that he can stay a a safe distance, and create an infinite amount of Juniors. If the gang didn't have Giorno, they would've had to deal with Melone's Juniors for the rest of the part.
@@chancletin99 Not true because he would have to leave the earrings in the real world. The earnings would be too small to reliably bring some one into the mirror.
Thing is with man in the mirror: He pulls in mista without his stand. Mista still has a gun. If they have a knife or a gun what does he do. His stand is about as powerful as a normal dude. Just putting that out there
Yeah but Melone's ability is randomized and it has crazy range. Kinda like Illuso, in the right conditions Melone can just yeet Babyface after Babyface until one has an ability that can beat that certain character.
But this is ranked based on pure fighting skills of the stand, not on the surroundings. Illuso needs mirrors for his stand to work and melone needs girls
Prosciutto would shoot himself in that scenario, to be honest xD Risotto: Alright team, we have an enemy organization filled with possible stand users outside of the country. The boss has ordered us to kill them. If we pull this off, we're rich. Prosciutto: Wait... Where is this team? Risotto: We have reasons to believe that the enemy organization operates in Russia, more specifically, Siberia. *Prosciutto pulls out a fucking gun* Everybody in La Squadra except Proscuitto: DUDE STOP NO-
@@chonkusbearus8705 Honestly though, if it were a mission in the summer though, Prosciutto would be super OP, it gets quite hot during summer in the mainlands Or perhaps just anywhere up north, Northern people can't really handle much from above +25 Celcius (I know from experience) so to someone from Italy that'd probably be a piece of cake = Their strategy is to just strike in summer, and only send Ghiaccio during winter - or maybe just don't try during winter, Nordic people would just grill their sausages and not give a damn about one angry man, the cold is nothing
My personal tier list: A: Ghiaccio, Risotto Nero B: Pesci, Melone C: Prosciutto, Illuso D: Formaggio E: Melone is definitely underrated. Given enough prep time he can just spam Baby Face, and since they're pretty much independent he can just sit back and wait for them to finish the job. Ghiaccio imo is even stronger than Risotto. White Album has a very significant mobility advantage over most stands so if the situation gets tough he can just choose to disengage and wait for a more appropriate moment. Illuso I think is stronger than Formaggio because Man in the Mirror traps you instantly and doesn't have to wait unlike Little Feet, also he can just hide inside the mirror world where nobody is able to follow him.
I wonder why Illuso was so low on your list? He beats Prosciutto and pesci wihout breaking a sweat. I say either Illuso stays in C and melone goes in the same or you have Melone stay in B while Illuso goes to A tier.
I put him in C because I think he's on the same level with Prosciutto. Man in the Mirror is an overall safer stand than Grateful Dead, but can only target one person at a time and also requires some prep time to place mirrors. Also while I do agree that Illuso beats Pesci I also think that against other stand users Pesci would win more fights. Edit: Melone is in B because he himself doesn't even have to fight. He could send infinite Baby Faces to fight for him while he sits back and enjoys the show from the comfort of his home.
@@nox1181 when you put it like that i think that melone should be A tier and Illuso B and pesci and prosciutto in C. With prep time Illuso can beat every one on The list except melone.
@@Percyco Thats not practical in a fight. Melone needs a host and lots of time to make even ONE. His stand if for assassinations not straight up.brawls
@@Percyco You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
This video just made me realize how powerful Prosciutto and Formaggio would be in tandem. In nature, smaller organisms need to give off more heat because of their far faster metabolisms. If Araki follows this, then that would mean that any of Formaggio's victims also give off more heat the smaller they get. Because of this, with Prosciutto's ability, they'd age even faster. It'd be really dangerous stand combo.
The water was temporarily warmer than the air and the car. Allowed for him to use his ability to get Mista to shore. The ocean may be chiller than air at base temp, but it also takes so much longer to freeze because of its volume.
As the person above me said, technically it would be a temporary safe space as it would be exhausting to freeze something as big as the ocean, but because White Album is broken and freezing an ocean wasn't too tiring, it didn't work out perfectly, as Giorno says right after that
Can man in the mirror bring Rissoto into the mirror world without metalica? Edit: can man in the mirror bring Rissoto into the mirror world at all since he's invisible and does not appear in mirrors
No, Metallica is a stand that is within rissoto's body exclusively. Therefore, this would be like saying that illuso could potentially be able to remove something like the blood in rissoto's body, which he can't as everything on the targets person is brought with them. Therefore, I'm pretty sure he couldn't
@@gappy2127 what? If anything Green Day is perfect against Oasis. It's primary form of travel is swimming through the ground which requires Secco to dive DOWN into the ground
Yeah, but: >Metallica just yeets the car >Ghiacco can freeze it above him >Illuso brings it into the mirror world >Babyface splits outta the way >Prociutto probably has the strength to hold it for a second Yeah but Pesci dies
It's crazy Melone didn't get killed by a random Stand user before his intro. I'd think at some point he'd have run into an enemy without having a host ready
The strongest member is obviously Dire, he has the cross thunder split attack the perfect balance between offense and defence. No fighter has ever escaped it.
If we're counting the Baby Face that fought Giorno, he should definitely be way high up there. He only lost because he was unlucky with his opponent, but he'd easily be able to just disassemble any other member of Bruno's Gang in a fight.
Then cant the same be said with Formaggio? He got very unlucky with his matchup. I see where you are coming from, but he (melone) would still lose to most of the members in la squadra and his stand takes alot o time to get going. If they had Tools with them i would say that Illuso would be one if not the best.
@@FatMCSteve In this vs battle everyone starts in fighting game situations so he would only be able to beat prosciutto and Formaggio imo. I Think everyone else can beat melone Before baby face does, but if its a long range fight babyface is "number 1"
As I remember, Grateful Death didn't exclusevely target hotter people, Prosciutto just used that to differenciatr between Trish and everyone else in the train.
When you talk about making a video about stand users gang wars, everyone was thinking about La Squadra vs La Unita Speciale, but i was more thinking about Damo's gang vs La Unita Speciale, and it would be a great occasion for you to talk more about part 8
I just realized how crazily strong Pesci could be in a duo with some of the other members of La Squadra. Since every part of an attack is reflected through Beach Boy’s line, as we saw with Sticky Fingers opening up Prosciutto’s hand, Pesci teaming up with the likes of Prosciutto, Ghiaccio, and Formaggio would mean being able to use their abilities more precisely from a greater distance. I just thought that was cool.
Stand user gang wars would be the best! If you haven't already then you should compare how the Execution Squad does against The Boss's Bodyguards and see how much or how little of a chance they had.
Yeah, this’s pretty much how I’d rank every one in terms of strength as well. Pesci was a mammone beforehand, so he always relied on his aniki to make important decisions. But after he saw Prosciutto’s resolve, he was able to become a stronger person and nearly curbstomped Bruno. Seriously, being able to yank out someone’s internal organs at a moment’s notice and be able to reflect damage people do to your stand is a hella deadly combo.
Question: How close do you have to be to a mirror to be pulled into it by Illuso? Because if the range of it is even just one or two meters, nothing stops Illuso from throwing some mirror shards around and instantly becoming one of the most unbeatable stand users in JoJo.
Well to pull people into the mirror world he has to be in the mirror world himself, meaning that if he throws shards around he would need to get into the mirror world himself first and only then he could pull people in, so it wouldn't be strong
@@JasonDoe1000 but when Illuso stopped Purple Haze's first punch, he specifically stated that he just needs to carry "this arm" into the mirror world. This means that he actually can pull things into the mirror world without his own presence in it.
I thought prosciutto made his stand only target body heat just for that fight to avoid accidentally killing trish. I was under the assumption that he could control the conditions of it.
@@kingdedede8939 on the train someone brings up how ice could help reduce the aging effect so it wouldnt affect trish as much as everyone so i think he has basic controle but not so much that he can choose who to affect (as seen with pesci aging when he uses grateful dead)
I thought the way Greatful Dead worked was that it just aged everyone in an area around him but he could create exclusions. Like he CHOSE to make it go off of body heat in order to not kill Trist because they didnt know where they were.
I’m not arguing for illuso’s strength, but it should be considered that he can enter into the mirror world even if the the entry way is small. So what’s to say that he, as a lethal assassin, wouldn’t carry some sort of hand mirror. I don’t want to assume either that he would do this, but I think it’s something to consider.
You just made me realize how synergistic White Album and Greatful Dead are. Ghiaccio could keep La Squadra cold enough for Prosciutto to attack even more indiscriminately than we've seen him do.
Even if Ghiaccio gets transported to the Mirror World he wins, his stand is not the armor itself but the ability to control ice and make it in the shape of armor. Since ice is not a living thing Ghiaccio can make it appear in the real world and it’ll also appear on the Mirror World.
You aren't about to tell me someone as fabulous as Illuso isn't carrying a mirror on him at all times. Plus, Gihaccio actually loses because his glasses are basically mirrors.
@@g2ltt733 Illuso dives into Gihaccio's glasses and takes the head with him. There's now a headless body and White Album outside the mirror world, and an easily stabbable face inside with Illuso.
idk how this would happen but imagine if illuso met DIO and pulled him into the mirror world do you think he'd be able to stand a chance against dio and his vampiric abilities 🤔
Bruh if Dio decides to shoot lasers from his eyes RIP our boy Illuso- But then again he's kinda smart, he might be able to find out a way like escaping the mirror world so Dio stays inside without knowing where Illuso is, so he can't chase him with his stand or something, and then try to find a way to actually defeat him, like only bringing his head out of the mirror and cutting it off, then letting it under the sun. But still Dio is too overpowered to stay just sitting around waiting to get killed, so it kinda depends on the surroundings too. I mean if the fight is when the sun is up but inside a building, Illuso might have won. But if the fight is in the middle of the night, even just head Dio could defeat Illuso, in various ways.
@@hairlord306 I guess so It can go either ways Dio just Immediately kills Illuso to disable his effect and just get going Or Illuso soon finds out that he can use the sun to defeat Dio
You people call Jotaro some OP god because he's really strong yet you underestimate Prosciutto because "he has too touch you to age you faster". He basically killed Mista with a single grab.
Grabbing people in JoJo is slow. Jotaro punches are fast. Also it only worked because it was a sneak attack certain much more paranoid characters can probably sniff out the trick.
You ever realize how deadly La Squadra would be together? Especially Prosciutto and Ghiaccio. Ghiaccio could just freeze the area around La Squadra while Prosciutto can just walk right up and get shit done.
But if Ghiaccio or Risotto use their abilities they would create ice and metal respectively, both of which are reflective surfaces, and this would give Illuso the ability to use man in the mirror. Also, if he's creative enough he could use reflections like the ones on people's eyes or accessories, like Melone's headset or Ghiaccio's eyeglasses.
Man I wish we got more of rissoto his stand was so cool shame he had to meet the boss so soon but I think he could of handled everyone except maybe giorno
I think Risotto would've beaten everyone in the main team, Giorno included. Golden Experience is OP as fuck, but all RIsotto would have to do is create a knife in Giorno's heart and he's done. The reason he didn't just immediately destroy Doppio was because plot.
Although araki did kinda balance it with making the stand range so short (like star platinum, ect) but if rissoto just say put a bunch of blades in your brain immediately then boom you ded, plus he can go invisible
So..... I know I’m 3 weeks late to the party, but is there any chance I could get a link or something to the la squadra images in the first few seconds of the video, any help would be greatly appreciated :)
I know xForts already did a video, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on King Crimson vs The World. I'm very curious to hear how you stacked them up, considering both stands manipulate time. Imagine both of them using their abilities at the same time, would time freeze in the future sighting?
Well I think he put the members of la squadra in terms of one on one fights and since Melone has a stand more suited for assassinations rather than fights. I also think that Beach Boy should have been in a higher position.
I think the grateful dead isn't actually dependent on heat and prosciutto can change the requirements accordingly, he only made it activate with high temperatures to make sure not to kill Trish.
![Дон ДОН, Алаудинов и СБЕЖАВШИЕ из под Курска ахматовцы 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dEfCf5IK26Q/mqdefault.jpg)
Been like 5 years since I read part 5 and I'm still mad at how much Araki robbed my man Risotto
Rissoto deserved the W, especially from what he went through. But of course arrowsmith did him in cause plot
@@miz7126 even though aerosmith was shown earlier and was set up with diavolo losing his breathing, risotto getting cocky etc. but nah its just plot
@@alfa01spotivo XD
@@alfa01spotivo I think he meant how diavolo realized he couldnt win and decided to bring in a sneak attack from arowwsmith
@@esperplayz6812 that was risotto and aerosmith was shown earlier
Not matter how busted these stands are, they fall quickly against the Garbage truck
no one shall surpass giorno's theme
and the ambulance
@@702Nadia Ambulance best boi
Flash435 *laughs in Speedwagon*
Everybody gangster till garbage truck rolls around
Metallica is straight up broken. His ability is literally:
manifest weapon in opponent > win.
He can also cloak himself with iron sand if need be and attack from a far range. Even if the weapons don't outright kill you he will gradually drain the iron for your blood and kill you that way like he almost did to Doppio.
I would say start and become invisible already and then choose between using all the iron the opponent has in the body in seconds by crafting cutting objects (process that dilaniates them from the inside too so)/make the opponent suffocate in seconds > win.
he can also control other stands
@@magma590gaming Well only technically. You can attach his stand onto other stands and if they are light enough manipulate them with magnetism, but he has to have spilled his blood on it first.
Just turn the blood around their heart and brain into knives and you just win
Doppio should've died from not only his lack of iron, but also the massive internal bleeding the blades did to him. (Edit: but hey it's only some fictional show so..)
As an Italian, I came up with a list of names I think would suit every member of La Squadra based on their faces.
Ernesto Sorbet
Roderico Gelato
Toni Formaggio
Alessandro Illuso
Umberto Pesci
Salvatore Prosciutto
Vittorio Melone
Gerardo Ghiaccio
Daniele ''Risotto'' Nero
:>
PS: Because of a request I also came with some names for the Unita Speciale
Agostino Squalo
Tiziano Lingua (since Tiziano is a given name I gave him a surname, lingua meaning ''tongue'')
Ugo Carne
Michele Cioccolata
Ivano Secco
c:
Oddio sai che sono stata anch'io tutto un pomeriggio intero a dare nomi cristiani ai personaggi? 😂 Sono questi, nell'ordine in cui li hai messi tu:
Gianluca
Francesco
Vittorio
Michele
Gianni
Antonio
Manuele
Fabrizio
Edoardo
Invece di studiare ho fatto questo...
@ピーター・パーカー I called them Roberto, Tiziano (it's a very normal name), Massimo, Andrea and Ferdinando 💪
I like Ugo Pesci
Daniele Prosciutto
@Mr. Foxxy BRUNO BUCCIARATI
GIORNO GIOVANNA
NARANCIA GHIRNA
GUIDO MISTA
PANNACOTTA FUGO
LEONE ABBACHIO
TRISH UNA
All I want to see is a universe in jojo where polnareff contacted la squadra instead
White album requiem
Joe Cool YOOOOOO
Joe Cool Requiem abilities are way more busted. Little Feet would probably be able to active shrinking from a distance and at a atomic or molecular level or something like that
Oh my lord that would be amazing.
I want to see a universe where melone finds a partner wich agrees on him using his stand with her and starts sending his stands creations while hiding with her in the shadows and commit crimes with her like Bonnie and Clyde
I also want to believe that each of his ‘sons’ would have a different power becouse that way we could have a stand of the week formula
Now rank them based off fashion sense!
Prosciutto wins by a mile!
Carne:Bitch please
Prosciutto is clearly the most stylish
Everyone here is wrong, pesci has hearts in his suit and a coat, that is enough
@@disgal6235 nah mate formaggio takes the W
La Squadra tier list? Di Molto! Melone is the weakest, that's not so Di Molto
Di Poco!
As an italian this looks wrong and cursed af
Valerio Libratti I like to think Melone says it wrong on purpose just to piss off Ghiaccio
@@creaturesoul4469 Thanks for the free head canon, ;)
@@creaturesoul4469 that sounds plausible. A native speaker wouldn't do that. But ghiacco was so uptight that it could be fun to say things wrong on purpose.
Metallica wouldn’t be affected by Man in the Mirror since it exists in Risotto’s blood
That is a reason of why illuso can beat risotto, when risotto gets into the mirrior whitout blood, well, is sure he would be dead
@@QuintusUndead *In* his blood, not *as* his blood.
I imagine Metallica would just be left behind like every other Stand.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 they would just be a tiny pile of metal beans on the ground
Pretty sure there is metal in everything so he will control it
I am shocked that this video exists, can you do the same for Dio's stand users from Part 3 Kaleb I.A.?
@Congo General Excellent idea.
Bruh did u just compliment urself
@@danltg No. There was a comment here, that I had responded to, but that person must have deleted it
@@karlsingh9076 This must be a work of an enemy stand
@@almasbestembek It's King Crimson
Can you do one with "La Squadra vs CIoccolata and Secco"? Say that they managed to find out that those two killed Sorbet and Gelato and went to get revenge instead of fighting Bruno's gang.
Thats such a cool scenario
I feel like Pesci and Risotto would be great against Secco since BB can detect life and go through any object, so he could detect and alert La Squadra about his whereabouts and possibly even kill him using BB, or at least tell Risotto and have him use Metallica
For Cioccolatta and Green Day, I could see Ghiacco and Illuso being the good matchups. I'm not sure how mold would work against sub-zero temperatures, but WA would probably give some good protection against it while he uses his mobility to search around. As for Illuso, he can just hang out in the mirror world and scout out for Cioccolatta's location, potentially even pulling him into the mirror world and fighting him.
I dunno, maybe I'm not giving moldy choco man and his dog enough credit. It'd definitely be a cool fight tho
That would be amazing
All of La Squadra vs those two? They'd get clapped. One on one though? Only Pesci and Risotto I could see winning 1v1
Ghiaccio and Risotto alone should be able to handle them both. Ghiaccio will just freeze the mold, so it'd be a 2 vs 1 against Secco.
I like the fact that Mista did not kill any memeber of La Squadra
BEST BOY
Narancia is undoubtedly best boy
Kept on getting shot with his own fucking bullets
@@tiptaphooves Well you are right, he damaged himself more enemy xD
@@victorsmith11 Dude looks like a lady so Narancia = best girl
Even Kraftwerk's user didn't die! I never realized that Mista never killed anyone except (spoilers)...
His own team, minus Fugo, Giorno, and Trish.
part 5 was amazing, loved that everyone liked La Squadra
Same
Honestly same
I love how david productions gave la squadra extra scenes
My favourite member of La Squadra is Prosciutto. He’s so cool and has great style.
same, hes the best one.
I agree!
Same here
Ngl... He also kinda looks irl me but blonde..
Since you've mentioned that magnetism gets stronger the colder the temperature is, I think Risotto and Ghiaccio would be so OP if they work together.
Illusio too due to Ice being reflective
@@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv Oh yea, definitely. Illuso would definitely use Ghiaccio's ice as a strategic advantage.
Honesty you make the most appealing Jojo thumbnails, keep up the amazing content. 💜
Risotto is downright op , would’ve killed diavolo (or doppio actually) if not for narancia
If it wasn't for him being to emotional*, the urge to kill the boss in a sadistic way was his downfall, he could've create scissor or a knife inside Doppios heart and he would be dead instantly, instead he revealed himself and tried to kill Doppio slowly.
@@VeritasEspiritoria he didnt knew that doppio was the boss thats why he wasnt killing him.. he wanted to know who was he and he got to know about that when he was killed
@I yee'd my last yeehaw He killed the man who'll unknowingly will save their lives.
It’s pretty ironic in the worst way.
Yea but had Diavolo taken the wheel at any moment, Risotto would've been folded. Actually, I feel like Diavolo should have just taken over Doppio the moment he knew Bruno's gang was there. He could have taken out Risotto and probably taken out more than SPOILERS
He could've probably taken out more people than just Abbacchio.
Squad memebers:
Iron Man
Fetus Installetus
Sausage neck fishman dude
Rip-Off Bakugo
That one guy that got sausage chopped
Mirror man
Weird hair boi
Anti-Hamon ussr
Ghiaccio came before Bakugo bud.
Part 5 came out in 1995, My Hero was 2014.
Joel Garcia can you just take the joke
@@JoelGarcia-lu3tw Oh ok my bad
@@JoelGarcia-lu3tw Still gonna keep it tho cuz it sounds better
@@JoelGarcia-lu3tw its the same voice actor, probably the only reason he would say 'rip off'
I think Melone deserves to be higher, at least above Formaggio. While I agree with everything you said, let's not forget the fact that he can stay a a safe distance, and create an infinite amount of Juniors. If the gang didn't have Giorno, they would've had to deal with Melone's Juniors for the rest of the part.
The rules stated that this was a free for all brawl, Melone wouldn't have the opportunity to set up the juniors.
Looks like someone didnt pay attention to what he said in the beginning of the video
Why cant Illuso just carry a mirror on him?
Why can't Araki remember his character's🤔🤔. They just can't
Because he's fucking stupid
Just some earrings of a reflective material would do the job while being discreet
@@chancletin99 Not true because he would have to leave the earrings in the real world. The earnings would be too small to reliably bring some one into the mirror.
@@Stickyz he can just throw the earring in the air, and the surface may be a problem but we have seen him working on similar situations
Thing is with man in the mirror:
He pulls in mista without his stand. Mista still has a gun. If they have a knife or a gun what does he do. His stand is about as powerful as a normal dude. Just putting that out there
Yeah but Melone's ability is randomized and it has crazy range. Kinda like Illuso, in the right conditions Melone can just yeet Babyface after Babyface until one has an ability that can beat that certain character.
This is a fight in a vacuum where the fighters are facing each other face to face, because Illuso gets no mirrors and Melone gets no woman.
But this is ranked based on pure fighting skills of the stand, not on the surroundings. Illuso needs mirrors for his stand to work and melone needs girls
Ghiaccio is the best boy of la squadra. You can't change my mind.
Facts
Aniruddh Fulsundar Yep. One dude said Formaggio but I disagree with him.
Rissoto
Not when big titty goth gf Rissotto Nero exists.
Yes, yes I am
I'd like to imagine fighting Prosciutto
In Finland , Russia , Or Greenland
Would be fun
Prosciutto would shoot himself in that scenario, to be honest xD
Risotto: Alright team, we have an enemy organization filled with possible stand users outside of the country. The boss has ordered us to kill them. If we pull this off, we're rich.
Prosciutto: Wait... Where is this team?
Risotto: We have reasons to believe that the enemy organization operates in Russia, more specifically, Siberia.
*Prosciutto pulls out a fucking gun*
Everybody in La Squadra except Proscuitto: DUDE STOP NO-
@@chonkusbearus8705 Honestly though, if it were a mission in the summer though, Prosciutto would be super OP, it gets quite hot during summer in the mainlands
Or perhaps just anywhere up north, Northern people can't really handle much from above +25 Celcius (I know from experience) so to someone from Italy that'd probably be a piece of cake
= Their strategy is to just strike in summer, and only send Ghiaccio during winter - or maybe just don't try during winter, Nordic people would just grill their sausages and not give a damn about one angry man, the cold is nothing
My personal tier list:
A: Ghiaccio, Risotto Nero
B: Pesci, Melone
C: Prosciutto, Illuso
D: Formaggio
E:
Melone is definitely underrated. Given enough prep time he can just spam Baby Face, and since they're pretty much independent he can just sit back and wait for them to finish the job.
Ghiaccio imo is even stronger than Risotto. White Album has a very significant mobility advantage over most stands so if the situation gets tough he can just choose to disengage and wait for a more appropriate moment.
Illuso I think is stronger than Formaggio because Man in the Mirror traps you instantly and doesn't have to wait unlike Little Feet, also he can just hide inside the mirror world where nobody is able to follow him.
I wonder why Illuso was so low on your list? He beats Prosciutto and pesci wihout breaking a sweat. I say either Illuso stays in C and melone goes in the same or you have Melone stay in B while Illuso goes to A tier.
I put him in C because I think he's on the same level with Prosciutto. Man in the Mirror is an overall safer stand than Grateful Dead, but can only target one person at a time and also requires some prep time to place mirrors.
Also while I do agree that Illuso beats Pesci I also think that against other stand users Pesci would win more fights.
Edit: Melone is in B because he himself doesn't even have to fight. He could send infinite Baby Faces to fight for him while he sits back and enjoys the show from the comfort of his home.
@@nox1181 when you put it like that i think that melone should be A tier and Illuso B and pesci and prosciutto in C. With prep time Illuso can beat every one on The list except melone.
FINALLY some good comments
I don't know what world you live in to put Illuso that low.
I should rank them like this:
1. Risotto
2. Ghiaccio
3. Prosciutto
4. Pesci
5. Formaggio
6. Illuso
7. Melone
@@Percyco hes the least intresting
@@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898 We're talking about strenght
And Ghiaccio is a lot more boring and annoying than Melone
@@Percyco Thats not practical in a fight. Melone needs a host and lots of time to make even ONE. His stand if for assassinations not straight up.brawls
@@Percyco You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 Yes because Melone would obviously start a fight without having Baby face
This video just made me realize how powerful Prosciutto and Formaggio would be in tandem. In nature, smaller organisms need to give off more heat because of their far faster metabolisms. If Araki follows this, then that would mean that any of Formaggio's victims also give off more heat the smaller they get. Because of this, with Prosciutto's ability, they'd age even faster. It'd be really dangerous stand combo.
4 months later but that's a really interesting observation, would've definitely liked to see something like that
Doppio was very lucky in his fight against Rissoto Nero
and here i am wondering why tf did Giorno decide to jump into a river with a Stand User who can manipulate ice pursuing him :v
The water was temporarily warmer than the air and the car. Allowed for him to use his ability to get Mista to shore. The ocean may be chiller than air at base temp, but it also takes so much longer to freeze because of its volume.
As the person above me said, technically it would be a temporary safe space as it would be exhausting to freeze something as big as the ocean, but because White Album is broken and freezing an ocean wasn't too tiring, it didn't work out perfectly, as Giorno says right after that
I feel like Illuso would just bring his own mirror and then camp inside until only 1 other person was left.
Oooh this makes me wonder what a debate would be for Secco vs Ghiaccio
Ghiacco, he'd freeze Secco in almost an instant
Ngl, Ghiaccio’s one of the 10 strongest original universe jojo villian.
Holy crud!! Illuso calls Formaggio's ability useless yet he's higher than he is, now I think he's jealous
One guy on youtube can't change my mind, Formaggio is still useless
...it hurt tho
@@illuso9487 okay
Can man in the mirror bring Rissoto into the mirror world without metalica?
Edit: can man in the mirror bring Rissoto into the mirror world at all since he's invisible and does not appear in mirrors
That’s a good question
Probably so.
No, Metallica is a stand that is within rissoto's body exclusively. Therefore, this would be like saying that illuso could potentially be able to remove something like the blood in rissoto's body, which he can't as everything on the targets person is brought with them. Therefore, I'm pretty sure he couldn't
Probably, but he'd have to find the invisible risotto first
@@stefansavvanis1122 Thing is though. Rissoto was a living human before he aquired metallica
Now do a tier list of Unita Speciale
5 - Tiziano (Talking Head)
4 - Secco (Oasis)
3 - Squalo (Clash)
2 - Cioccolata (Green Day)
1 - Carne (Notorious B.I.G.)
CNT you seriously sleeping on Secco.
5. Tiziano
4. Ciocollata
3. Squalo
2. Secco
1. Carne
@@_CNT_ Green Day has no effect on Secco and Clash wouldn't be able to do shit against Secco as well
@@profoundpanda24 5.Tiziano
4- Squalo
3-Carne
2-Secco
1-Ciocollata
@@gappy2127 what? If anything Green Day is perfect against Oasis. It's primary form of travel is swimming through the ground which requires Secco to dive DOWN into the ground
the reason why part 5’s stands dont have eyes:
They are all capable of being a requiem
Sex Pistols?
Bruh Bruh maybe they turn into a machine gun lmao
@@Shidetsa Sex machine gun?
@@schwellenangst1605 YES
Yeah but keep in mind he could have a ton of stuff shrunk on him, so he could expand a car on top of a lot of matchups, it just wouldnt work that long
Yeah, but:
>Metallica just yeets the car
>Ghiacco can freeze it above him
>Illuso brings it into the mirror world
>Babyface splits outta the way
>Prociutto probably has the strength to hold it for a second
Yeah but Pesci dies
Well, unless Pesci already has Formaggio hooked, in which case he could reverse the damage from the car.
It's crazy Melone didn't get killed by a random Stand user before his intro. I'd think at some point he'd have run into an enemy without having a host ready
They are not some sort of crusaders. They are assassins. They get jobs, not random battles out of the blue.
Ghiaccio actually has some nice ass shoes. Like damn gimme some
You’re missing the strongest La Squadra member, Diego Brando
I'm missing a joke here.
The strongest member is obviously Dire, he has the cross thunder split attack the perfect balance between offense and defence. No fighter has ever escaped it.
Kono dio da joke probably.
I know I am pretty great.
Nah. Kenzo is way stronger
...I thought this was a very different video when I misread "Ranking" in the thumbnail as "Pranking".
Oh shit. That would not go well.
Giorno already uploaded that video
You monster
Pranking Sorbet and Gelato (GONE WRONG) *CAUGHT ON FILM*
Araki already uploaded that video, concerning Risotto.
Love the vid, but every time you say "gyah-chow" I shudder
If we're counting the Baby Face that fought Giorno, he should definitely be way high up there. He only lost because he was unlucky with his opponent, but he'd easily be able to just disassemble any other member of Bruno's Gang in a fight.
Then cant the same be said with Formaggio? He got very unlucky with his matchup. I see where you are coming from, but he (melone) would still lose to most of the members in la squadra and his stand takes alot o time to get going. If they had Tools with them i would say that Illuso would be one if not the best.
I sure do love pasta I'm talking about the Baby Face alone without counting how long it takes for then to manifest.
@@FatMCSteve In this vs battle everyone starts in fighting game situations so he would only be able to beat prosciutto and Formaggio imo. I Think everyone else can beat melone Before baby face does, but if its a long range fight babyface is "number 1"
maybe also beats pesci (maybe) :I
sauce
Thanks for putting me fist place finally someone that gets me thank you
Kaleb, been subbed for more than a year now, and I can tell your content just keeps getting better, love the vids keep it up
As I remember, Grateful Death didn't exclusevely target hotter people, Prosciutto just used that to differenciatr between Trish and everyone else in the train.
YOSHA! Lets go. Been waitin for a new JoJo vid!
Nobody:
Kaleb: KYACHOW
When you talk about making a video about stand users gang wars, everyone was thinking about La Squadra vs La Unita Speciale, but i was more thinking about Damo's gang vs La Unita Speciale, and it would be a great occasion for you to talk more about part 8
About Ghiaccio vs Prociutto, apparently the inside of White Album is actually very warm and cozy, so he wouldn't be cold enough to not get aged.
Every time I watch a kaleb vid I feel my brain expand
I like how Illuso said Little Feet was a useless stand when Formaggio is ranked higher than him.
both their abilities work really well for their jobs as assassins, it just depends on how each one can use their stand in a fight.
Prosciutto is such as badass! I love his stand, his badass outfit/suit and his personality!
I just realized how crazily strong Pesci could be in a duo with some of the other members of La Squadra. Since every part of an attack is reflected through Beach Boy’s line, as we saw with Sticky Fingers opening up Prosciutto’s hand, Pesci teaming up with the likes of Prosciutto, Ghiaccio, and Formaggio would mean being able to use their abilities more precisely from a greater distance. I just thought that was cool.
Stand user gang wars would be the best!
If you haven't already then you should compare how the Execution Squad does against The Boss's Bodyguards and see how much or how little of a chance they had.
@@TARDISES part 4 gang almost counter N.Big. killer queen/the hand/crazy diamond/echoes
@@TARDISES *MIRROR WORLD*
@@TARDISES Illuso would just dump it into the mirror
@@TARDISES but it would also attack unita speciale also ghiaccio and illuso can immobilize him pretty easily
Melone and Illusory have situational abilities but when they get working *they are busted*
lovin these non-scripted type videos! keep em up!
I appreciate The Steel Samurai theme during Risotto's segment, you mad lad
It's obvious who's the strongest
Mr fish/pinapple
I see no reason why Illuso doesn't beat D4C if he just carries a mirror on him
Damn I forgot how smooth that knife flip of Doppio was
Yeah, this’s pretty much how I’d rank every one in terms of strength as well.
Pesci was a mammone beforehand, so he always relied on his aniki to make important decisions. But after he saw Prosciutto’s resolve, he was able to become a stronger person and nearly curbstomped Bruno. Seriously, being able to yank out someone’s internal organs at a moment’s notice and be able to reflect damage people do to your stand is a hella deadly combo.
Before I actually saw part 5 I thought Illuso was Steely Dan
That's odd most people say I look like Vanilla Ice
He's Steely Dan with Yasuho's hairstyle
Stand fusion idea: Little Feat + Green Grass of Home
That's just amplifoed shrinking
Star Platinum + The World............oh wait
bruh
What about: Little Fear + Green Green Grass of Home + Goo Goo Dolls
Question: How close do you have to be to a mirror to be pulled into it by Illuso? Because if the range of it is even just one or two meters, nothing stops Illuso from throwing some mirror shards around and instantly becoming one of the most unbeatable stand users in JoJo.
Well to pull people into the mirror world he has to be in the mirror world himself, meaning that if he throws shards around he would need to get into the mirror world himself first and only then he could pull people in, so it wouldn't be strong
@@JasonDoe1000 but when Illuso stopped Purple Haze's first punch, he specifically stated that he just needs to carry "this arm" into the mirror world. This means that he actually can pull things into the mirror world without his own presence in it.
@@statisticserinokripperino yes, my stand was still inside the mirror world
I've been binge reading JOJO just to watch more channels like yours, love this series.
I thought prosciutto made his stand only target body heat just for that fight to avoid accidentally killing trish. I was under the assumption that he could control the conditions of it.
If thats so why couldnt he jisg make it everyone but trish suffers from it
LifeWithoutMak well not THAT much control that he could target a particular person but basic characteristics like heat, scent, co2, sound, etc.
I think that’s VERY finicky, there was probably a trait about Bucci he could’ve abused but he never did.
@@kingdedede8939 on the train someone brings up how ice could help reduce the aging effect so it wouldnt affect trish as much as everyone so i think he has basic controle but not so much that he can choose who to affect (as seen with pesci aging when he uses grateful dead)
My man Risotto being the top and Melone the bottom. Accurate at many levels.
This is the taste of someone who ships Risotto x Melone, Nichael18!
I thought the way Greatful Dead worked was that it just aged everyone in an area around him but he could create exclusions. Like he CHOSE to make it go off of body heat in order to not kill Trist because they didnt know where they were.
I’m not arguing for illuso’s strength, but it should be considered that he can enter into the mirror world even if the the entry way is small. So what’s to say that he, as a lethal assassin, wouldn’t carry some sort of hand mirror. I don’t want to assume either that he would do this, but I think it’s something to consider.
Pesci is clearly the strongest, even Speedwagon is afraid
4:26
THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR!
The visuals in your videos are always so spot on👍
You just made me realize how synergistic White Album and Greatful Dead are. Ghiaccio could keep La Squadra cold enough for Prosciutto to attack even more indiscriminately than we've seen him do.
Even if Ghiaccio gets transported to the Mirror World he wins, his stand is not the armor itself but the ability to control ice and make it in the shape of armor. Since ice is not a living thing Ghiaccio can make it appear in the real world and it’ll also appear on the Mirror World.
Ice boi
Best boi
Nobody:
Kaleb: Busted. Actually busted
Honestly, sorbet should be pretty up there. The ability to split yourself up into several dozen pieces has got to come in handy quite a bit.
...ouch
That's rough buddy
Can't wait for part 5 finale, but I don't want it to end :(
You aren't about to tell me someone as fabulous as Illuso isn't carrying a mirror on him at all times. Plus, Gihaccio actually loses because his glasses are basically mirrors.
There isn’t anything stopping him from just throwing his glasses out
@@g2ltt733 except not seeing well ofc
@@researchinbreeder i doubt that illuso have any special abilities that can affect a dude who can freeze everybody around him
@@g2ltt733 Illuso dives into Gihaccio's glasses and takes the head with him. There's now a headless body and White Album outside the mirror world, and an easily stabbable face inside with Illuso.
There’s gotta be a bunch of people who watched the localized version and thought, “Wait, why is the thumbnail the Hitman Team?”
idk how this would happen
but imagine if illuso met DIO and pulled him into the mirror world do you think he'd be able to stand a chance against dio and his vampiric abilities 🤔
Bruh if Dio decides to shoot lasers from his eyes RIP our boy Illuso-
But then again he's kinda smart, he might be able to find out a way like escaping the mirror world so Dio stays inside without knowing where Illuso is, so he can't chase him with his stand or something, and then try to find a way to actually defeat him, like only bringing his head out of the mirror and cutting it off, then letting it under the sun.
But still Dio is too overpowered to stay just sitting around waiting to get killed, so it kinda depends on the surroundings too. I mean if the fight is when the sun is up but inside a building, Illuso might have won. But if the fight is in the middle of the night, even just head Dio could defeat Illuso, in various ways.
@@hairlord306 I guess so
It can go either ways
Dio just Immediately kills Illuso to disable his effect and just get going
Or Illuso soon finds out that he can use the sun to defeat Dio
Ghiaccio is ❄️
You people call Jotaro some OP god because he's really strong yet you underestimate Prosciutto because "he has too touch you to age you faster". He basically killed Mista with a single grab.
Grabbing people in JoJo is slow. Jotaro punches are fast. Also it only worked because it was a sneak attack certain much more paranoid characters can probably sniff out the trick.
You ever realize how deadly La Squadra would be together? Especially Prosciutto and Ghiaccio. Ghiaccio could just freeze the area around La Squadra while Prosciutto can just walk right up and get shit done.
You mean Ghiaccio and Prosciutto? Formaggio shrinks things, Ghiaccio freezes.
@@scrp6638 omg I never even realized I used the wrong name💀 this is going to haunt me forever
I personally think that melone and risotto are the best (by that I mean my favorite members)
DI MOLTO
Diavolo's "bodyguards" would be interesting too! (Idk what their official name is)
Unita speciale
@@muhalifakbarsuaib3977 squalo and tiziano ryt but niggas got their asses kicked by narancia
Talking Head is completely useless in a direct fight, and Crush depends too much on its surroudings.
CidGuerreiro1234 Ok no one asked for your opinion on the 2
@@Toon444 Well cry me a river.
I have been waiting for this moment kaleb you are the best 👍
Magnetism does get weaker in heat, but by so little it’s insignificant. Think about how the sun creates massive magnetic bursts.
How good is nero's range ? Like how close does he need to get for the magnet effect to trigger
10-15m that's a lot tbh
I'm assuming medium range considering diavolo was the one who was trying to get up close and personal during the fight (at least 2m).
@@zerosternritter566
Thats fucking busted
@@zerosternritter566 You're just assuming that, its about 5 meters with 10 at the most
Ghiaccio doesn't get cold from using white album
Then what is he using? Is he freakin Superman and have the super breath?
@@g2ltt733 No that's just the stand. Acoording to the description "It's actually very warm and cozy inside"
I love the new format for this video.
But if Ghiaccio or Risotto use their abilities they would create ice and metal respectively, both of which are reflective surfaces, and this would give Illuso the ability to use man in the mirror. Also, if he's creative enough he could use reflections like the ones on people's eyes or accessories, like Melone's headset or Ghiaccio's eyeglasses.
Man I wish we got more of rissoto his stand was so cool shame he had to meet the boss so soon but I think he could of handled everyone except maybe giorno
I think Risotto would've beaten everyone in the main team, Giorno included. Golden Experience is OP as fuck, but all RIsotto would have to do is create a knife in Giorno's heart and he's done. The reason he didn't just immediately destroy Doppio was because plot.
@@war2theren227 Giorno has OP plot armor.
Metallica is Heavily Busted Making your enemies vomit Needles and Blades is Lethal enough
Although araki did kinda balance it with making the stand range so short (like star platinum, ect) but if rissoto just say put a bunch of blades in your brain immediately then boom you ded, plus he can go invisible
So..... I know I’m 3 weeks late to the party, but is there any chance I could get a link or something to the la squadra images in the first few seconds of the video, any help would be greatly appreciated :)
I know xForts already did a video, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on King Crimson vs The World. I'm very curious to hear how you stacked them up, considering both stands manipulate time. Imagine both of them using their abilities at the same time, would time freeze in the future sighting?
The way he says their names pains me
Especially ghaccio. Like ffs it's gah-chee-oh not gee-ah-chow.
LeShawnDeQuea but his name is Ghiaccio ????
Iroha Missed an I.
All this busted Italian pronounciation... Di Molto!
*Edit: An "I" after a "G" is silent. That's why Giorno is still a "JoJo".
Kaleb: *puts a Stand that can turn people into cubes and kick Giornos ass below a very situation Stand that can put people in mirrors*
Well I think he put the members of la squadra in terms of one on one fights and since Melone has a stand more suited for assassinations rather than fights. I also think that Beach Boy should have been in a higher position.
I think the grateful dead isn't actually dependent on heat and prosciutto can change the requirements accordingly, he only made it activate with high temperatures to make sure not to kill Trish.
Secco is Ghiaccio pt.2
Pesci part 2*