Ranking the Terrible JoJo Localization Names
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- People have made tier lists before, but has anyone made a tier list on the most important part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - the terrible copyrighted name changes?
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Outro Music: • JoJo's Bizarre Adventu...
Thanks to @Doofanator on Twitter for designing the character backgrounds!
Music:
Beach Overworld - Mario & Sonic London 2012 Olympics
Main Menu - Kirby Star Allies
Il vento d'oro - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Bang! Bang! Big Hornes Explosion - Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Italian Restaurant - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
A Blossoming Love - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Groose's Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Oingo Boingo Brothers Theme - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The Hand - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Friends! Friends? - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Diamond is Unbreakable Main Theme - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Kira's Theme - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Shop Music - Blue Omen Operation
Incursione - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Tousouchuu - Yokai Watch
In the Zipper - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Rebels - Food Wars Season 3 OST
Jolyne Cujoh Battle BGM - JoJo Eyes of Heaven
Can You Really Call This A Hotel - Undertale
Friends featured in this video:
MagikarpUsedFly - / magikarpusedflylol
Darkk Mane - / darkkmane
RedRiot - / redriot - Розваги
Stand name: Sex pistols
Localized name: Horny bullets
Six pistols
Six Bullets
Bonk
Groundpound Gun
Seven pistols
Stand name: Ball breaker
Lokalized name:
C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E
LOL
LOL
lmao
TAKE MY UPVOTE/LIKE YOU ZIPPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN (also may i have some cbt?)
BALL STRETCHER
If To Kill A Mockingbird was a stand, it's localized name would be Tequila Mockingbird.
Bro this comment sucks ass why are y’all liking 💀
It would probably be Bird Execution
@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy Feathered Dinoslaughter
Avian Execution
ain't no way a localised name is going to have 'avian' in it@@greyblaspheme
Two kill a mockingbird
The fact that Netflix didn’t give us flaccid pancake fills me with indescribable rage
AND SADNESS
Netflix: Limp Biscuit? Nah, that's illegal.
*changes B to V*
Netflix: FUCKING GENIUS.
Would you call it undeniable rage?
"YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude I was so mad.
Original Name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Localized name: MAXIMUM HOE 4 MINIMUM DOUGH
Localised name: I ain’t gay but $20 is $20
You made em fucking die
LETS KILL DA HOOO, BEEEEETCH
That’s like the Netflix adaptation
I take the napkin
Original name: Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap
Localized name: for a great low rate you can get online, go to the general and save some time
iiBrxndn number one comment
🤣
Underrated Comment of The Decade, i bestow this gift upon you. AAAAAAAAA
bruh... this is the funniest for d4c
Funny Valentine: For A Great Low Rate You Can Get Online, Go To The General and Save Some Time, GO!
I can't believe that [Limp Bizkit] went from an S-Tier localized name with [Flaccid Pancake] to the fucking F-Tier [Limp Viscuit]
They screwed up
IMO it's more like D, it's not as memorable but it sounds decently cool.
Take it to new tier.
I think Limp Viscut deserves C tier just due to how shameless it is lol
Wait, they changed it?
I attended a jojo panel with the three of the Stone Ocean dub voice actors last year and asked about the tragic loss of Flaccid Pancake. Let it be known that even the dub cast were disappointed that Flaccid Pancake got the axe.
Damn that sucks
Any way to pay Sports Maximum's VA to record a take of the scene replacing Limp Viscuit with Flaccid Pancake?
Original Name: Sheer Heart Attack, Killer Queen
Localization: Sudden Cardiac Arrest, Fatal Elizabeth II
I love the last one.
Steep organ failure
The sun never sets on the British Empire
Murderous Monarch and Utter Coronary Infarction.
Savage Sovereign and Absolute Chest Pain.
Now the only thing wrong with that is that the queen won't die
Original name: Sex Pistols
Localized Name: Penetration Pew Pew
P3
Ah yes,
Impregnation ammo
Insemination chambers
Localized name: *milk.*
No pregnation pistol so we can shorten it to pp
20:17 “And then put flaccid pancakes in Blueford” quote of the century right there
Ah yes, eating
I love that, imagine going into a stand battle and summoning your stand but you have to shout FLACCID PANCKACE
They changed it to limp viscut....
@@furiousfusion7890 oh lol
@@Warhammerfan667 ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!
@@furiousfusion7890OH MY GOOOOOD!
@@funnybones98 HORY SHET!
Stand name: Bad company
Localized name:
*T E R R I B L E C O R P O R A T I O N*
@NYEH HEH HEH!! thats another good one
@NYEH HEH HEH!! It's in the game
Mediocore Regiment
EA
Nestlē?
Original name: Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap
Localized name: Maximum kill for minimum bill
Call Me Joestar noice
Honestly better than what we got tbh. It could be shortened to Kill for Bill
"I'm Not Gay But 20$ Is 20$"
Discount Murderer
That’s actually works
Despite sticky fingers becoming Zipperman, Bruno’s English VA really made him work. It was such a surprisingly powerful stand for me to see being completely blind to jojo.
Ray Chase is an amazing english voice actor, perfect for voicing Bruno. He did a good job over in One Piece voicing Corazon.
They should have changed it to Zippy Fingers.
@@breezyhillproductions349 OH MY GOD YES
@@breezyhillproductions349
Nah nah poketman
ZIPPAA MAAAN!
"Off the record" would be a great localisation of king crimson
Isn't the same since Spotify added King Crimson
Underrated comment fr
Original name: The lock
Localised name: *A C C E S S D E N I E D*
Guilty Conscience
Noice
Incognito
why the fUCK CANT I ACCESS THE LOCALIZED NAME
Actually epic name ngl
The Crazy Diamond to Shining Diamond change should get some bonus points since the actual song's full name is "Shine on you crazy diamond".
Gotta be honest shining diamond sounds cooler than crazy diamond
@@TJ-hg6opsame thought, at first I was thrown off but got used to it and felt like it sounded better, plus they did what they could under copyright, shining was the best option cuz it's still a reference to the song
@@mickeywonders3764 Yeah, ain’t worth risking it with how crazy copyright is nowadays. And also there is a lot of really funny names, or genuinely good names that flip around the reference.
The best localization was changing "Made in Heaven" to "Maiden Heaven"
The Croatian name is literally new paradise (epic name)
Stand name: Bad Company
Localized Name: Nestlé
Ooooooooof
LMFAO
I got chocolate syrup from Neslté for Christmas from Speedwagon Claus
@@shanumkamran8794 Speedwagon Claus only gave me a DIOdorant.
@@user-es1gb7tw6g o is it a good DIOdorent?
“Dude all these are lame,”-
𝑊𝑂𝑅𝑆𝐸 𝐶𝑂𝑀𝑃𝐴𝑁𝑌
U mean 8:03
C O N SU ME T H E G R A V E L
Ngl it’s kinda worse than the original
all these names suck
keicho: hold ma beer
@@alinavioletageorgescu2606 whaaaat nooooo
its the best name ever and nothing can beat it (if you cant tell yet this is sarcasm and everyone knows its worse)
Look, Blueford was a meme, but Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price is a work of art, and is objectively the best localaized stand name.
I find it funny that the localized name "soul sacrifice" is a song name by Santana, which is a name they had to change due to it being copyrighted.
Also J. Geil, who got changed to Centerfold, which is a song _BY J. GEIL_
Original name: Killer Queen: Bites the Dust
Localized name: *Life-threatening Monarch: Consume the Soil*
C O N S U M E T H E S O I L
I'm dying i can't breathe
**C O N S U M E T H E S O I L**
E A T T H E P A R T I C L E S
L E T H A L R O Y A L : C H E W T H E S A N D
Original name: Sex Pistols
Localized Name: INTERCOURSE FIREARMS
Is that your stand ability? To read minds?
Fornication handguns
Sex gun
@@Crashman-1005 a man of culture
HAWTA PEW PEW!!
“I can’t wait for the dub actor to go ‘Zipperman!’”
Well… Ray Chase made that silly sounding name into the most badass name in the dub. “GO! ZIPPERMAN!”
I always love the other localization of d4c being dimes 4 crimes
That works
Stand: THE WORLD
Localization name: *THE GLOBE*
ZA WARUDO
ZA GUROBU
LMAO
@@jfk_experiencent6343 ZARDO
Flat earther jojo fans: *CONFUSED SCREAMING
Original name: Silver Chariot
Localized name: Wheelchair
and the requiem??? Xd
@@enricopucci3799 car
Bruh you wrong for this one😂😂
@@nx7997 TURBO WHEELCHAIR REQUIEM
wheelchair man
I want a list of names of the people that denied us flaccid pancake in the anime. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
i will hit em with the ora ora
We need an update after Stone Ocean ended. Especially for Sports Maximum, Bohemian Ecstatic, and Sky Guy
And See Moon and MADIEN HEAVEN
wait i thought sports maximum was so stupid but i didnt even realize it was localized. what was it originally?
@@rileymorey1160sports max
@@rileymorey1160 - Sports Max.
Original name: Hol horse
Localized name: ENTIRE STALLION
Most Mustang
The Full Entirety of the Horse
ENTIRE EQUINE
*½+½ MAMMAL*
Plentiful Pony
Jojo character: Says a name in English
Subtitles: "Reality can be whatever I want"
Onngo boingo or however you spell it is an example because it sounds almost like English when they said it
WALNUT DIO OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS
how does this have 750+ likes but 3 replies
fluffylilly9 because most just agree and go on
Yeah I thought crazy diamond was actually shining diamond
Remember when flaccid pancake was a thing? Well, now we have limp Viscuit. Take it or leave it
Two sided coin
were not taking it araki
(materializes a gun out of nowhere)
*Change it the fuck back.*
It's funny because mirror man is also the name of a pretty famous song, so they essentially went from one potential lawsuit to another
What Jack Stauber? He doesn’t even copyright his songs. Let alone the name of it
Stand name: dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
Localized name: GiVe Me DiMeS aNd I’lL dO bAd CrImEs.
Tbh that slaps
How about just Dimes 4/for Crimes
Dimes 4 Crimes D4C Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
@@1d10tcannotmakeusername it isnt as funny as filthy acts at a reasonable proce for me. But i like the consistency
Y3lnats How about Atroticous Acts At An Affordable Price. That’s A5P!
@@mreverything7056 thats very clever it made me laugh ngl
Stand Name: Stone Free
Localized Name: *ROCK THAT COST NO MONEY*
shyawn _ boulder with no price
Stand Name: Stone Free
Localized Name: granite independence
Rock for 0 dollars
Pebble not a slave
Stone Available Dirt Cheap
r.i.p Flaccid pancake, gone but not forgotten. It will forever live on in our hearts
Like what is a limp viscuit? At least Flaccid Pancake is funny.
Seeing that one dude finally click together the reason Diavolo having two stands was because he was two people was so fucking funny 🤣
Fr
Yoshikage Kira
Localized name: David Bowie
mmm yes
Localized Name: Bavid Dowie
Yes yes yes yes
*YES*
666 likes, the sign of the diavolo
Yup
Friendly reminder that in about 4 hours from when this comment is made, we will have the honor to hear a professional voice actor yell out "Zipper Man"
gameridiotNOT Now we need to wait for a professional dub actor to scream “Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price”
and now
FLACCID PANCAKE
said by ichigo and the new borly
@@vibe833 i might be evil but get fred (the singer for limp bizkit) to do the voice for flaccid pancakes user
And he made it sound cool
English dub got me like
“SHINING DIAMOND,USE YOUR MEDICAL ABILITIES TO PATCH UP OKUYASU NIJIMURAS INJURY”
“Deadly queen lacks a downside”
“Golden wind turn this piece of hard clay into a reptile”
💀💀💀
What a beautiful Duwang indeed
(also, Absolute Cardiac Arrest has not a downside)
The fact that it went from
D4C to FADAARP is.....stupidly hilarious
"We're startin' high we can move Blueford later"
LATER
3 tiers higher than S tier.
I mean... they're not wrong.
Also above the Blueford tier
i am the 1k like i feel powerful
"Its not as good as Blueford"
Blueford is so bad
NO ONE CAN BEAT FUNNY VALENTINE'S CRIMES FOR DIMES
Or as i call it I ain't gay but 20 dollars is
20 dollars
@@Gone4GamingOriginal Was about to respond with that
Crimes for Dimes is infinitely better than Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
just saying that d4c in the translation goes for FARP since you take the big words for that stuff,.,.
FARP
guys... we reached peak translation
Money for bad
Idk how you guys didn’t know this.
Zenyatta Mondatta is the name of album by the police. The localised names are references as well. The 2 characters from Overwatch are also references to the album
RIP flaccid pancake :(
Original name: burning down the house
Localized name: Rohan's house
True
Joestar mansion not rohans house
@@okqmi both houses burnt
@@patrickbasedman5255 Rohan's burned twice because he be dum baby
YES
This is the most anyone has EVER payed attention to Bruford
Edit: Sorry I had a Typo. I meant to Say BLUEFORD
Blueford*
Who’s this bruford? I only know blueford
@Evan Alexander idk
Blueford is good. But the manga translation I'm reading made his name Blafford.
I paid plenty of attention to him while I was thinking about how his fight sucked
This is one of my all-time favorite UA-cam videos. Every couple of weeks/months I come back here, watch it 2-3 times and leave completely satisfied with a big smile on my face.
Worse Company is unironically my favorite localized name
Original Name: The Ancient One.
Localized Name: THE 🅱️ANCIENT ONE.
the perfect comment doesn't exi---
it's simple, I play Barnes
Lord Rheunark I don’t get why these make me laugh😭
Original name:Stone free
Localized:Stone 🅱ee
@@FishyStikz Summon blood of the ancient one
Blueford: I am inevitable
Flaccid pancake: and I am flaccid pancake
Blueford: ...Still inevitable
No, he is Blueford. Must respect
Fa3rp
Hard hammer
Hunter Tymchuk yess worse company should be in Blueford XD
I’ve come back to watch this video so any times over the last 3 years and it never ceases to crack me up. In my top 5 videos that make me smile without fail
The fucking Blueford above Blueford tier, then Flaccid Pancake in that tier gets me everytime
4 years later I'm STILL trying to figure out how you got to have all the pfp's on the side without the video quality dropping to F-tier youtube poop levels
“For me there is only S and F”
*the hand appears*
Me: well shit can’t argue with that
Ya you should or he will scrap your dong
@@yoshikagekira6362 then the dong can never expand
ZA HANDO GA KESU
@@Iron8127 no we SCRAP THE ENTIRE dong plus the balls so no chance to have a baby
@@yoshikagekira6362 but then we're gonna be a ken doll, no dong and bally balls
If Filthy Acts at a reasonable price ain't S-tier,this is invalid.
don't worry, funny valentine wouldn't let it go any lower
Faaarp
it is tripple s because remember D4C in translation is FARP
Well all he had to do is pull a tier list out of another dimension where he is above Blueford
You are Gyro.
Imagine being killed by Faaarp
Imagine like hearing from across the room in a country accent "zipper man" and then just getting like bitch slapped
This was the video I found Yakko from and still come back all the time, Yakko truly puts in the best work on his content
Stand name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
Localized name: I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
20 likes seems pretty straight to me
Missed opportunity for Quick Suck for Good Buck
@@janagatbonton9107 wait that actually sounds good
INGB20BI20B
@@zyrusvito ingb20bi20b
"His name's Bruford, but they changed his name to *Blueford."*
*Giorno's Theme starts playing*
444 likes? man mista aint gonna like that
*He was Blue the whole time*
Marriam Naveed true
GD Diggy b r u h f o r d
What do mean giornos theme starts playing I mea- why do I hear boss music?
I will never forget someone saying they should have localized D4C as Dimes 4 Crimes.
THAT'S ACTUALLY SO SMART WTF
I love coming back to this video, it never gets old.
Original: Soft & Wet
Localized: _Tender and Moist_
i sure hope so😤
sjsjsjd noo moist
(i support this tho)
*Fluffy and Damp*
alternative:
Vagania
H A R D A N D D R Y
Original name: THE WORLD
US Localized name: AMERICA
Hollywood alien localized name: AMERICA
cringe..
Spookk
Then why are you here?
africa*
music ref
The boi wym u stupid 🤣🤣
Flaccid pancake did not make into the anime.
I will not forgive Netflix. Cry
i have rewatched this so many times, truly one of my favourite youtube videos
Stand Name: Spice Girl
Localized Name: Lightly salted female
Seasoned*
Taco bell
More like Jalapeno woman
@@MariOmor1 jalapeno woman, more like "I'll-a pee in your woman."
Just end me.
@@dew7350 You want me to end you? Fine.
YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
“Put flaccid pancakes in blueford” is not a sentence I thought I’d hear today
Same here dude
JazzBandit Clips what about tomorrow
Blueford be like: *oh yes~*
Would waffles be considered as hard pancakes?
@Jake Knowles *Yes he is*
It is with great sorrow that I must inform you that Limp Bizkit isn't called Flaccid Pancake in the dub. :(
The fact that they didn’t use flaccid pancake in part 6 dub pisses me off
Tragic
Real name: Coco Jumbo
Localized name: Jean Pierre Polnareff.
Holy Kujo, I never thought I was gonna get 1,5k likes! Thanks everyone.
Only in France though.
Well yes but actually NO and spoilers man, what if someone came in without seeing the end of Golden Wind
Oh goad
@@ikindahatemylifetbh6333 then they deserve to be spoiled. Part 5 can be casually binged in a day and a half. If they haven't watched it already then that's their fault.
@@sloppyphart7879 well some people dont eat sleep and watch jojo for 20 hours straight like me and a lot of other people
Original Name: Pillar Men
Localized Name: Column Fellows
Baluster Gentlemen.
ayayayayay
*has a seizure while playing a trumpet*
*rock* *guys*
*Stone People*
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS RN OMG
I always come back to this video every now and then for a good laugh, y’all are so damn funny
every year I come back to this, and it just is the peak of comedy. well done guys
I like how Giorno's theme plays every time they choose an S tier.
You mean the Tik Tok song?
And a bit of Josuke's theme sometimes
CC 07 ITS FROM JOJO
CC 07 The fuck does il vento d’oro have to do with TikTok?
player1 ikr I’ll never forgive the tik tokersq
Original name: Highway to Hell
Localized name: Come on man I just want to die
LOL TRUE
LMAO
Underrated
Me:
McQueen's entire character
I actually prefer shining diamond do crazy diamond, cause the reference from the song "Shine on you crazy diamond" remains unchanged
its already called crazy diamond though
My gosh this was so funny, and great editing, thank you
Original name: Limp Bizkit
Localized name: new crispy pretzel chicken fries at Burger King crispy crunchy pretzel outside tender juicy white meat chicken inside
hannah your killing me smalls
Flaccid Pancake*
Ok but lil bomber
YES
‘lil BOOMER
Stand : made in heaven
Localized name : manufactured in the upper world
Stand name: Heaven's door
Localized name: Hell's entrance
@@westernstinkpig2143 more like : gate to the land of god
Manufactured by god
Created In Haven
Constructed from above
Years later and this is still one of my favorite videos ever
I love these all because they're really funny when heard in the dub, the VAs are just so serious, it's really funny.
I mean they did what they could under copyright
original stand name: Spice Girl
localized name: *Overly Seasoned Woman*
Arguably better than spicy lady
@@scoutwithamedigun4976 man when i watched part 5 spicy lady made more than upset
Marinated Damsel
Tabasco Lass
yes.
Original name: Sheer Heart Attack
Localized name: Absolute Organ Offense
Localized Name: *S T R O K E*
Total Organ Failure
Complete Internal Cardio Vascular Organ Failure
@@morganp6066 we've gone too deep
Original name: Sheer Heart Attack
Localized name:Sheer your heart
for the anime they didn't rename limp bizkit to flaccid pankace, they renamed it to limp vizkit
I was worried that they would put D4C at F. I’m glad they picked the appropriate tier.
"this is Echoes, but they changed it into--"
My Bluetooth headphones: *B A T T E R Y L O W*
HAHA
S tier!!!
Thats an odd Stand name..
New Stand: Battery Low
Ability: Drains energy from nearby entities
@@co5micwaffle742 Localization name: Scarce Power
"Ranking terrible localization names"
*First one unanimously gets S tier*
Don’t you disrespect Blueford like that
It's such a dumb ("bad") way to localise a name that it's loops back to being amazing.
he b l u e
But its Blueford... HE DESERVES HIS SSSSSS
Blue Pog
I come back to this video every once and awhile and the excitement for Blueford and all the S tiers will never make me not laugh
R.I.P. Flaccid Pancake 😢
"Danny devito's name is S tier but when you look at him he's F."
*internal screaming*
FFFF rank in Chardeemacdennis electric boogaloo 2
Heresy
Name s teir looks s +++++++
@@spy3032 Blueford tier
Danny Devito's status:
Name: S * 10^23
Looks: S * 10^99
Stand name: Bad Company
Localised name: EA
Yes
Stand ability fifa 21
@G\!C# UNKNOWN It's in the game
@G\!C# UNKNOWN BIG
Oof size: [Pay $9.99 to see full meme]
Having a blueford tier but not putting blueford in it is genius
I come back and watch this every couple months and it's still really funny
Stand Name: Hermit Purple
Localized Name: Anti-Social Violet
Hermit is short for Dustin
Introverted Indigo
Purple shell
I read it Anti-Soviet Violet but thats better
Incel Lavender
Killer Queen: *bite the dust*
Deadly Queen: *munch the lint*
Death Queen: *digest the floor*
Dangerous ruler: Consume the entresol
PootisMann BRUTAL EMPRESS: BON’APPETIT THE TRASH PARTICLES
Deceased reigning female monarch: bites lint
Lethal Lady: Chew the Asbestos
Liven't Leader: move atoms into your body in the upper opening under the two breathing holes
The funniest part of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price is that he's gonna get called that once in the whole anime, and then exclusively get referred to a D4C afterwards with no explanation given
Lmfao 😂😂 why rho
I'm so annoyed we don't get to hear "Flaccid Pancake!" in Stone Ocean's dub.
Blueford gets into s tier
"We can lower it later"
Blueford: you will never reach that truth
They changed it though
Este não é um canal But they didn’t.
Eman Atkism They did actually
They added four tiers just to put him in one
snoitca efil ruoy htiW desuma ton si yeffaL SSU Oh, I forgot about that. I apologizez
They changed it into SSSSS tier