What if La Squadra Won?

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  • @smirnoff5173
    @smirnoff5173 4 роки тому +1463

    i’ll never forget how robbed risotto was from his win over doppio/diavolo

    • @ILikeGuns1992
      @ILikeGuns1992 4 роки тому +19

      robbed?

    • @guaclicker8358
      @guaclicker8358 4 роки тому +220

      @ILikeGuns1992 a certain little airplane kinda *shot* him before he delivered the finishing blow.

    • @thesouphour8426
      @thesouphour8426 4 роки тому +156

      Risotto was lucky he fought Doppio instead of Diavolo. Metallica is strong and he deserved his win against doppio, but even risotto isn’t a match for king crimson

    • @utube9749
      @utube9749 4 роки тому +48

      @@thesouphour8426 risotto don't have enough information
      He also can diavolo's crimson if he was prepared

    • @louiscarl7629
      @louiscarl7629 3 роки тому +87

      @@ILikeGuns1992 Diavolo was literally unable to breath and had lost shittons of blood, yet somehow managed to suck risotto, monologue for one minute, and get away scot free.

  • @nontan59
    @nontan59 4 роки тому +2630

    The most gutting thing about this scenario is that we'd only get about 3 episodes of Narancia.

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 роки тому +79

      He should do What if Ultimate Kars turned good

    • @aokifuuu263
      @aokifuuu263 4 роки тому +9

      @DarthVegeta dint u comment this on another comment like 15 before this one??(dont reply im on psp rn so i wont see)

    • @ZeroAnomalies
      @ZeroAnomalies 4 роки тому +54

      Kageyama Playzzz Bro you really just said “don’t reply” like you got something important going on

    • @safwaankhan2322
      @safwaankhan2322 4 роки тому +2

      Sneaky Bats lmao

    • @WakeUpUniverse66
      @WakeUpUniverse66 4 роки тому +10

      Narancia Dies in the End. So does Dio.

  • @Jaxxon
    @Jaxxon 4 роки тому +2638

    "Metallica Requiem"
    skidoo skidettle
    you are now metal

    • @bernardozanon377
      @bernardozanon377 4 роки тому +38

      LOL

    • @VerySillysocks
      @VerySillysocks 4 роки тому +163

      *SUPER FLY INTENSIFIES*

    • @ink8159
      @ink8159 4 роки тому +126

      The ONE PROBLEM with Metallica Requiem is, how the fuck would he get the stand arrow to touch Metallica without injuring himself, maybe even mortally? METALLICA IS IN HIS FUCKING BLOOD

    • @KRKAB
      @KRKAB 4 роки тому +65

      @@ink8159so what I would think is he would do his make some of his blood start coming out of his finger and the Beatle arrow comes and stab where the blood was already coming out of which would result in Metallica Requiem

    • @7-xmc
      @7-xmc 4 роки тому +31

      @@ink8159 You know some stands dont transmit damage to their user.

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 4 роки тому +1674

    Slight flaw with your logic: Babyface.
    Melone's Babyface selects its primary target based on DNA, and Trish HAS Diavolo's DNA. Granted, it's not a 100% match, but if they have Trish and they can get a sample of her mother's DNA, then they can fill in the blanks and create a profile that Babyface can zero in on.

    • @atomwalkergt1125
      @atomwalkergt1125 4 роки тому +101

      okay dude what mad shit you on to

    • @Uranus02
      @Uranus02 4 роки тому +98

      That Genius

    • @danielleballsackguy7374
      @danielleballsackguy7374 4 роки тому +183

      So baby face would be mega strong if it rapes trish?

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 4 роки тому +20

      Good point

    • @bee5440
      @bee5440 4 роки тому +230

      That was La Squadra's plan from the beginning

  • @laffeyguy
    @laffeyguy 4 роки тому +937

    Alright, this would be the ninth part.

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 роки тому +25

      What if ultimate Kars turned good

    • @rainbowsandunicorns5762
      @rainbowsandunicorns5762 4 роки тому +16

      Darth Vegeta what if ultimate kars some how returned but in the sbr universe

    • @VSaccount
      @VSaccount 4 роки тому +1

      wouldnae

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 роки тому +19

      @@rainbowsandunicorns5762 Funnily enough, Kars is still alive. I doubt it, but he could return at any point.
      There even was a famous edit of Part 6 where Jolyne sees Kars in the sky and says: ''What the? Kars?!'' and people believed it was real back then.

    • @kirainikushimi5097
      @kirainikushimi5097 4 роки тому +1

      CODA Can you link it? I need it for research purposes, obviously.

  • @griffinforsgren7720
    @griffinforsgren7720 4 роки тому +509

    What if Giorno was the one who went shopping instead of Narancia, and sent Formaggio back to inform La Squadra of his own plans to expose the boss.

    • @otony5219
      @otony5219 4 роки тому +111

      Yo that's real stuff, now we must make this scenario

    • @Zeo-gl1pp
      @Zeo-gl1pp 4 роки тому +116

      He'd probably be able to convince Formaggio ngl

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 роки тому +49

      i mean, Diavolo would just be 2x more screwed than before

    • @CreepyFrawley
      @CreepyFrawley 2 роки тому +36

      Best case scenario, everyone lives except Diavolo

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +25

      It's honestly weird they didn't just send Giorno to do the shopping. He's a relatively unknown member of the group. No one knows his stand ability and a lot of people in the organization don't even know who his is.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +2900

    When you realize La Squadra and Bucciarati's group could have worked together to take down the boss to lessen the casualties on both sides

    • @professionalretard5181
      @professionalretard5181 4 роки тому +79

      Yes

    • @slimxafton
      @slimxafton 4 роки тому +112

      Justin dude...we talked bout this bruh...

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 роки тому +21

      Dat gay

    • @anmiefan1754
      @anmiefan1754 4 роки тому +368

      wouldn't have worked because la squadra wanted to countine the drug trade

    • @maulanaazhari4421
      @maulanaazhari4421 4 роки тому +264

      Pretty sure la squadra wanted to take over the drug market not take it down so they have different goals

  • @anmiefan1754
    @anmiefan1754 4 роки тому +435

    wish risotto had survived and helped
    the team at the final fight and got revenge on diavolo

    • @7enebr0usXX
      @7enebr0usXX 4 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @abhinavkatkoori9543
      @abhinavkatkoori9543 4 роки тому +90

      "what if Risotto wasnt cheated out of a win"

    • @LuckLady1991
      @LuckLady1991 4 роки тому +5

      I think if you change like 1 thing or add a random person into the mix it will change everything. I like the JBBA Golden Wind generator because they give me something to think about! Like those generator that randomly selects who is your "Friend, Ex, Crush, Enemy" and you have to fill in the blanks yourself. Like making your own story that stars you! :D

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 роки тому +9

      If he killed Doppio, Diavolo dies too. Either Narancia's Aerosmith still finds and kills him well he's wounded OR he gets away, tries to take over position of Boss and then Team Bucciarati goes after him and together they take him down

    • @makushimus8421
      @makushimus8421 4 роки тому +3

      @@LuckLady1991 also sadly , even if risotto didnt die and got revenge on diavolo , bucciarati wouldstill die

  • @soka6732
    @soka6732 4 роки тому +791

    What if giorno was a vampire. Inherited from DIO. He would be a vampire stand user like DIO

    • @JosephJoeseph
      @JosephJoeseph 4 роки тому +124

      well it'd be interesting to see how they try to work around his weakness of dying to the sun. Imagine if their enemies would find out he's a vampire and ambush him in daylight, and he'd have tosomehow stay in the shadows while being attacked

    • @drewcarroll4567
      @drewcarroll4567 4 роки тому +78

      If he inherited vampirism from Dio, it would also be quite possible that he would have the Ripple, or Hamon. Which if he used would kill him, as Straitzo did in the beginning of part 2

    • @marteabo2163
      @marteabo2163 4 роки тому +56

      He wouldn't be able to pose in front of sunlight beams

    • @talesofacrookedmouth
      @talesofacrookedmouth 4 роки тому +28

      it would be a shit combination with his power, considering it needs heat/light to work

    • @johnweber80
      @johnweber80 4 роки тому +25

      I think if that was the case he would be a day walker like Blade. That or he'd get his @ss kicked by Black Sabbath.

  • @CarsonMHerr
    @CarsonMHerr 4 роки тому +198

    It’s obvious that if La Squadra won, Passione would become
    _Pescione_

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 4 роки тому +349

    I’m more curious about what would have happened if Risotto had successfully killed the Boss.

    • @thegreatgamingkid8252
      @thegreatgamingkid8252 4 роки тому +105

      He would probably become a normal citizen because after he was winning his ideology changed and all he cared for was killing him when previously he wanted him and his gang on the top. Without his gang he knows he doesn’t stand a chance against the other gangs especially Bruno’s who would still see him as a threat and given his personality I would see him just becoming an average citizen or some sort of assassin in the shadows out of passions.

    • @jaredporter2228
      @jaredporter2228 4 роки тому +12

      Then no GER

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 4 роки тому +5

      jared porter Theirs a possibility that we still get a GER.

    • @nuibaba280
      @nuibaba280 4 роки тому +39

      @@thegreatgamingkid8252 In the manga it tells us that Risotto wants Bruno and co dead as revenge

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 роки тому +24

      If Risotto killed Doppio, Narancia's Aerosmith would have found him anyway as he'd be the only one breathing and then kill him

  • @thedevil9487
    @thedevil9487 4 роки тому +169

    Imagine Risotto with Metallica Requiem’s new powers, while still having his Magnetism and Stand Manipulation abilities
    Now that is OP

    • @fiddink6058
      @fiddink6058 3 роки тому +17

      everybody gansta until Risotto says ''Metallica, act 2''

    • @MrNiceGuyPh
      @MrNiceGuyPh 3 роки тому +13

      @@fiddink6058 i can imagine that metallica can be evolve act by act, I think it can be humanoid like echoes, making it stronger.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrNiceGuyPh imagine then after it's final act, it then becomes requiem. "Metallica Act 5 Requiem

    • @madeinheaven7125
      @madeinheaven7125 Рік тому

      I don't think Metallica is capable of requiem

  • @MLGProMaster-tu9tz
    @MLGProMaster-tu9tz 4 роки тому +907

    Doppio: Are ya winning Risotto?
    Risotto: Yes.
    Narancia: *N o.*

  • @StevetheWizard2591
    @StevetheWizard2591 4 роки тому +486

    I have another idea:
    What if La Squadra explained their plan to Bruno's group instead of going straight to assuming they were an enemy?
    Both groups wanted to get rid of Diavolo. On top of that, their reasons for wanting to take him out weren't contradictory. Bruno's group wanted to get rid of Passione's drug operations, while La Squadra wanted to increase their influence in Passione, which was diminished by being viewed as "less important" than their drug operations. Assuming nobody turned on each other when the Stand arrow was introduced, La Squadra and Bruno's group would be able to assume joint control over Passione, with Giornio as its head, the survivors from Bruno's group as his direct subordinates, and La Squadra acting as well-paid enforcers and assassins.

    • @danielleballsackguy7374
      @danielleballsackguy7374 4 роки тому +27

      What makes you think giorno would be the boss this time?

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 4 роки тому +78

      Daniel leballe He’s the one with the nigh-omnipotent GER presumably.

    • @danielleballsackguy7374
      @danielleballsackguy7374 4 роки тому +23

      @@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 what i meant was what makes you think giorno would get the arrow 🤔🤔🤔

    • @karamasan1552
      @karamasan1552 4 роки тому +77

      @@danielleballsackguy7374 Well the arrow chooses the worthiest person, and in this situation they probably got to Polnareff more easily that in Vento Aureo proper
      Take into account: Polnareff messages them when they get Diavolos' face and they just meet up and he hands them the arrow, they probably still fight Diavolo but come on, if we are assuming they join them by explaining their plan, Bruno doesn't bother to go deliver Trish, they have more members against the elite guard and none even die probably, because Abacchio died as a result of Doppio vs Risotto and all the others died in the final fight, so they can get to Polnareff with a full team, the arrow still chooses the worthiest, which still is Giorno

    • @danielleballsackguy7374
      @danielleballsackguy7374 4 роки тому +8

      @@karamasan1552 thanks for the scenario

  • @nepstruesom5100
    @nepstruesom5100 4 роки тому +311

    Narancia's lack of
    "K N O W L E D G E"

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed 4 роки тому +112

    What if in that scenario they actually kidnapped Abbachio instead of killing him, it would still be hard to make him use his power and betray his friends but it seems more believable I think.

    • @kalarcon5519
      @kalarcon5519 3 роки тому +3

      You known, that is a really good idea for this scenario, but I don't think they even knew what his stand does or how they would have to find a way to get him to use his considering they did kill off most of Bruno's gang.

    • @SunscreenEatingDork
      @SunscreenEatingDork 3 місяці тому

      @@kalarcon5519 Maybe Risotto would know a little bit about their stand because in the Risotto vs Doppio fight Risotto says that Doppio heard an airplane flying and it could only be Narancia’s Lil Bomber (I watched the dub version) so he probably knows a little bit about their stands

  • @CatsForTheCatGod
    @CatsForTheCatGod 4 роки тому +76

    Dude don't me simp even harder for these guys lmao

  • @Nemezies
    @Nemezies 4 роки тому +92

    Me: just wakes up. Checks UA-cam
    Kaleb: What If La squadra wo-
    Me: SIGN ME UP CHIEF

  • @mrscoldarrow
    @mrscoldarrow 4 роки тому +70

    Man in the Mirror Requiem: Illuso grows a fucking brain and realises he can kill people by only bringing half their body into the mirror world

    • @crimsonreaper835
      @crimsonreaper835 3 роки тому +6

      a bit of late reply, but didn't he not kill them immediately on purpose so that he could torture them for information?

    • @Mo0nStønė_3450
      @Mo0nStønė_3450 2 роки тому +3

      What about
      ✨W H I T E A L B U M R E Q U I E M✨

    • @Immawmel
      @Immawmel Рік тому +4

      @@Mo0nStønė_3450 free airconditioner and instead of global warming, we get the new ice age

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord Рік тому

      @@Mo0nStønė_3450 Everyone calls Venice Venezia.

  • @dekuavatar8777
    @dekuavatar8777 4 роки тому +376

    What if La squadra got the body swap with team bruno?
    THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 роки тому +92

      Risotto in Bruno's body:I can't feel anything. What happened to hes body.
      Ghiaccio in Trish's body:Wtf is this?! I want my body back
      Prosciutto in Giorno's body:Calm down! We sacrificed enough members to reach this! We can still win this if we stick togeth...Melone why are you staring Ghiaccio this way!?
      Melone in Mista's Body:*licks*Oh, sorry guys.*sweets nervously*

    • @glacierwolf2155
      @glacierwolf2155 4 роки тому +44

      @@laughingarrancar6859 Pesci in Cocoa Jumbo's body

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 роки тому +52

      @@glacierwolf2155 Now I'm imagining Pesci in the body of Jumbo trying to use [Beach Boy] with its tiny paws and Prosciutto in the body of Giorno being like "Don't worry Pesci I can carry you".
      And them in Bruno's gang theres Pesci in all fours with a freaking key on hes back.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому +28

      Melone in Trish's body: Oh I am collecting some samples for babyface

    • @ryanstokes9541
      @ryanstokes9541 3 роки тому +3

      @@laughingarrancar6859 illuso in mista body: ghiaccio why are you a girl bakugou?

  • @drasticplastic1218
    @drasticplastic1218 4 роки тому +23

    Stand name: Time after Time
    Abillity: By making contact with a person or object, the user has the abillity to create a space within reality where the memories of a person are projected and played out depending on what memory the user want to show. The objects within memories are able to be interacted with, but the living figures within memories are apparitions that cannot be touched. When using this power on an object, the user can project an area where the object has been before and any significant interactions that it has had (being broken, opened, damaged, etc).
    Appearance: A slim, grey colored stand with a film pattern on its arms and legs. On it's chest are two film reels that begin to turn whenever the power becomes active. A projector lens also appears on the stand's forehead whenever it's power becomes active

  • @thearjguy7241
    @thearjguy7241 4 роки тому +40

    It’s crazy how this video shows that Narancia winning against Formaggio was actually vital for Bruno’s gang to survive.

  • @drrafa4031
    @drrafa4031 4 роки тому +110

    So if they won,everyone would try to Grab the Napkin First?

    • @Hamzter1234
      @Hamzter1234 3 роки тому +7

      Part 7 reference?!?!,

    • @banana765
      @banana765 2 роки тому

      @@Hamzter1234 no its a part 10 reference 😐😐

  • @marcofioretti6908
    @marcofioretti6908 4 роки тому +37

    I want to see a concept for Metallica Requiem so badly now. I might even do it myself

  • @toxicity_1445
    @toxicity_1445 4 роки тому +27

    You know I never really realized how important Abbacchio was to the team, without him they couldn’t have gotten the disc in Venice or find the bosses face and meet Polnareff

  • @omniambitionsbadediting6765
    @omniambitionsbadediting6765 4 роки тому +40

    What if Gelato and Sorbet won against Cioccolata and Secco, and were able to know Diavolo's identity

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 роки тому +9

      Aint no way they could bruh💀

    • @Satoru_stardust
      @Satoru_stardust Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@aziatouchsilent8507i mean, we have NO idea what their stands were, theres a chance they could’ve since there are infinite possibilities

  • @Pikwii
    @Pikwii 4 роки тому +373

    What if Kira won.
    Kinda boring but I’m love Kira.

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 4 роки тому +108

      Nothing much really
      For that to happen let's say that Koichi couldn't use act 3 in time
      So then Kira activates bites the dust and he goes back to his normal life. But Hayato would get in the way, so Kira would probably kill him and disguise it as an accident.
      And he gets to live peacefully with his sexy wife and keep killing other people.

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 роки тому +28

      What if Reimi Sugimoto had a stand back then & wasn't killed?

    • @JosephJoeseph
      @JosephJoeseph 4 роки тому +27

      c'mon man, you misspelled David Bowie!

    • @NobodysCivilAnymore
      @NobodysCivilAnymore 4 роки тому +15

      He would only win if jotaro never came to morioh

    • @MLGProMaster-tu9tz
      @MLGProMaster-tu9tz 4 роки тому +13

      Kira would have won if it weren't for Shigetchi or Koichi

  • @Ai-nf7pl
    @Ai-nf7pl 4 роки тому +20

    6:26-6:29 Perfect lip-syncing. NICE

  • @schmock1616
    @schmock1616 4 роки тому +91

    What if Risotto somehow survives his fight with doppio and is found by brunos gang? Would be interesting if he would join them or not

    • @kenjisxsad5404
      @kenjisxsad5404 3 роки тому +28

      Probably not because Risotto most likely holds the biggest vendetta because his homies got messed up by them.

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 роки тому +3

      Nah he wouldn't, they have the same goal; killing boss(diavolo) but his main goal is far different from Bruno group.

  • @evenbiggersip9212
    @evenbiggersip9212 4 роки тому +110

    What it abbachio survived

    • @Zekxkez
      @Zekxkez 4 роки тому +38

      Would die later anyways because of rolling stone

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 4 роки тому +10

      @@Zekxkez Rolling Stones

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 роки тому +16

      What if George joestar knew hamon?

    • @Zekxkez
      @Zekxkez 4 роки тому +3

      @@turdy_water7646 thank you edited

  • @hankcarbajal802
    @hankcarbajal802 4 роки тому +40

    This would be really cool to see as a real thing and also very interesting if they just lost to la squadra

    • @kobe86
      @kobe86 4 роки тому

      You’re a bad character

  • @who101lol
    @who101lol 4 роки тому +23

    His character looks like he has a infinite headache

  • @poppyseed1164
    @poppyseed1164 4 роки тому +250

    Alright, WHAT IF: Speedwagon didn’t die a virgin?

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 роки тому +56

      Well, who knows what he’s done before meeting Jonathan...

    • @WakeUpUniverse66
      @WakeUpUniverse66 4 роки тому +6

      @@whatever-happened-to-marti He has kids,

    • @benhawk4214
      @benhawk4214 4 роки тому +68

      It said he died single, but you already know speedwagon could get anyone he wanted

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 4 роки тому +10

      Speedwagon is Jesus

    • @l04d1ng...
      @l04d1ng... 4 роки тому +9

      Diabolo would lose

  • @envynoson
    @envynoson 4 роки тому +26

    What if Diavolo accepted his daughter.
    What if Bruno stayed loyal to Diavolo.
    Babyface Requiem!

  • @CoylerProductions
    @CoylerProductions 2 роки тому +9

    I think La Squadra is probably the only group of antagonists that I genuinely wished could've have been victorious and won in the end,all of them (excluding Gelato,Sorbet and maybe Formaggio) were all great and interesting characters with awesome Stands (I always loved Man in the Mirror,Beach Boy and Metallica)

  • @alexhicks7266
    @alexhicks7266 4 роки тому +10

    I think an safer way for La Squadra to win, and have all of Bruno's gang alive, would be for Rissoto to call Bruno and talk about taking some blood from Trish so they could find out who the boss is. Then La Squadra and Bruno's gang team up and take out the boss together

  • @slimxafton
    @slimxafton 4 роки тому +175

    Too bad he lost because of bs
    But....1:07

  • @arthurpprado
    @arthurpprado 4 роки тому +5

    I would say the new member of La Squadra could be Sheila E. from Purple Haze Feedback, as she has a reason to get close to Illuso and she could possibly unearth Diavolo's secrets even though she couldn't find out what he looked like (let's also remember that Diavolo's face isn't all that useful, since he eventually goes after the gang anyway). The only thing that may happen during La Squadra's hunt for Diavolo is for Sheila E. to eventually murder Illuso and maybe blame it on one of the elite guards. She could have her own fight with La Squadra and end up dead but she would reveal what they need.
    Also, I'm calling this What If scenario Vento Metallico.

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 4 роки тому +3

    Fromaggio: Hey should we all go after Bruno's gang all at once and overwhelm them with our numbers and the element of surprise?
    Risotto: No, we go after them one by one so that they will be able to gradually diminish our numbers. Also we will attack them in order of seniority.

  • @Sun-cg6lv
    @Sun-cg6lv 4 роки тому +70

    I want a fan fic about this scenario where Jotaro gets news of this and he bands together with the Morioh gang and tries to pull up on them while there’s a stand hunter non stand user but the twist is that he’s a hamon user, a Zeppeli who’s trying to make a name for himself and he encounters the DUWANG gang and a whole shit bunch of match ups happen. Jotaro possibly meeting Polnarieff and using the arrows the speed wagon foundation has to get SP Requiem and fight Metallica requiem or maybe even Crazy Diamond Requiem.
    So bizarre but fun

  • @oxywn
    @oxywn 4 роки тому +53

    Imagine Risotto as the boss lmao

    • @Iceclaw77
      @Iceclaw77 3 місяці тому

      He should’ve been the boss

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 4 роки тому +3

    I love this video ‘cause you clearly put a lot of time into thinking up this scenario lol. It was basically like:
    Ghiaccio: “C’mon guys, let’s go to Sardegna!”
    Melone: “Wait, we killed Abbachio! So how’ll we learn the boss’s identity now?”
    Ghiaccio: “Now that you mention it, a guy who has almost exactly the same abilities as Abbachio just joined the familia. So we can use him instead!”
    Melone: “Di molto!”

  • @justleeguy9195
    @justleeguy9195 4 роки тому +12

    Metallica Requiem: Can de-atomize and reconstruct things using any element even if it's not affected by magnetism.

  • @mothman4366
    @mothman4366 3 роки тому +4

    7:24 stand name “if I could turn back time”

  • @hsalfesrever3554
    @hsalfesrever3554 4 роки тому +5

    A few "What If's" I have come up with of varying complexity:
    What if Foo Fighter survived the fight against Pucci?
    What if Weather Report never turned evil?
    What if Mista's stand was Emperor instead of Sex Pistols?
    What if instead of Spin in SBR it was Hamon?
    What if Hol Horse joined the Crusaders?
    What if La Squadra and Bruno's group teamed up?
    What if Sorbet and Gelato were still in La Squadra by the time the events of Part 5 happened?

  • @meowmeowmeoweowmeowmeoew
    @meowmeowmeoweowmeowmeoew 4 роки тому +3

    Season 1, the Gang kills those who are unloyal to the boss. Season 2, kills those who tries to protect the boss. And are loyal to the boss.

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 4 роки тому +12

    Maybe we can see a “what if Giorno joined La Squadra instead of Bruno’s team”

    • @wintasgames13
      @wintasgames13 4 роки тому +3

      H O L Y C R A P
      But wait, giorno wanted to stop drug trade while la squadra wanted to *have* the drug trade

  • @husky12gaming
    @husky12gaming 4 роки тому +89

    What if jolyne won against pucci and the universe didn't get reset?

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 4 роки тому +29

      Then their descendants would still be involved in JoJo stuff because the ending of part 6 was to end the JoJo lineage. Proof of this is that Jolyne is now no longer a JoJo as her name is now Irene

    • @misterclownman1895
      @misterclownman1895 4 роки тому +6

      kars probably would have returned

    • @husky12gaming
      @husky12gaming 4 роки тому +4

      @@xavierk9047 isn't that when the universe was reset?

    • @jarnegi
      @jarnegi 4 роки тому +7

      Steel Ball Run may not exist

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 4 роки тому +17

      @@husky12gaming Yes, the universe reset turned Jolyne into Irene, signifying the end of the JoJo fate, which means a happy and peaceful life. If Jolyne had won, then the JoJo fate would continue on and they will never be truly peaceful.

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 4 роки тому +4

    I'd already commented it in the "what if Caesar was in Part 3" video, so here's a shorter version of my idea: What if Kira was apprehended after the Sheer Heart Attack fight, sent to Green Dolphin St. prison and there he met and allied with Hermes Costello and joined up with Jolyne Cujoh later on to fight Pucci and perhaps restore his quiet life in the process somehow.
    The details I figured out so far are that he meets and befriends Hermes first at a manicure shop he runs in the prison as a way of working and having a nice day to day existence, he'd fully join the Jojo team as Hermes, Jolyne and Emporio were escaping after the Jailhouse Rock fight, most likely helping Hermes during the escape. He'd later on either die in the fight against Made in Heaven or after combining his explosives with Hermes' arrow trick (as well as Sheer Heart Attack's ability to circumvent C-Moon's gravity shift) he might even kill Pucci instead, leading to a sad but not as catastrophic ending.

  • @crimsonmort
    @crimsonmort 4 роки тому +2

    I have another idea:
    What if La Sqaudra and Buccerati's squad work together? Only Giorno & Buccerati know about the betrayal plan, and since none of them are involve in Formaggio's fight, he died anyway. During Illuso's fight, Giorno is involved, so he can just secretly tell him about the plan, and La squadra will back down for a while. Since no one is causing trouble, Buccarrati's squad can just do everything without fighting until they arrive to hand over Trish to the boss. Same thing, Buccerrati becomes a corpse and tell his squad about the betrayal plan. After the squad except for Fugo leave, they called la squadra to meet them somewhere. Assuming la squadra only catch up after the fight of Crush & Talking tounge, they manage to board a plane and went to sardinia. With la squadra's help, they can just put notorious big in the mirror world of froze it. After reaching Sardinia, Moody Blues can complete his replay since la squadra is helping. Here's where my story line splits, assuming Doppio was there and la squadra kill him, both teams will argue about which team should be on top of the other. La squadra is obviously stronger, so la squadra will win in this line. But assuming Doppio didn't went there or escape, they will proceeds to find him through his face, after knowing Polnareff, they will find him. With the help of la squadra, they can kill that dangerous duo much easier. Going to the colluseeum, they will most likely argue over who should take the arrow, la squadra is stronger so they obviously will win. Polnareff don't like the looks of it so he will most likely destroy the arrow and escape, assuming he still give them the arrow, they can win Diavolo, but since they're strong alone, defeating him together will make them victorious even without the arrow, but if they decided to let the arrow choose by itself and still choose Giorno, they will let Giorno be their leader after the fight.

  • @jeepersreapers353
    @jeepersreapers353 4 роки тому +31

    I really did want them to survive. Believe me, I did.

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 4 роки тому +4

    “Metallica Requiem...I’m going to give you hell on earth Diavolo.”

  • @hereticseraphim73
    @hereticseraphim73 4 роки тому +77

    Wait wouldn’t metallic requiem’s ability just be revert to zero since giorno wanted the power to stop diavolo so the requiem arrow give I’m GER and revert to zero

    • @talesofacrookedmouth
      @talesofacrookedmouth 4 роки тому +1

      repeat the stand name

    • @ksporty15
      @ksporty15 4 роки тому +2

      @@talesofacrookedmouth dub?

    • @talesofacrookedmouth
      @talesofacrookedmouth 4 роки тому +1

      @@ksporty15 he said Metallic

    • @BigChrono70
      @BigChrono70 4 роки тому +9

      No it grants a wish like GER requiem was giornos dream (kinda) to beat the boss so GER could cancel out king crimson same with silver chariot requiem it was to keep the arrow away and that’s what it did

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 роки тому +5

      it woud likely be a more nerfed version of ger since giorno had much more resolve and was favoured by fate way more plus giorno also wanted the power to not only kill diavolo but to take over the gang and to change passione fundamentally and italy aswell so he'd need a stand that would make opposing him impossible mettalica requiem would likely go berserk similarly to chariot requiem kill diavolo and either just become inactive revert to metallica or just follow around rissoto and kill whom ever he wants

  • @matadorqueen8982
    @matadorqueen8982 4 роки тому +11

    This is the content I love from ya
    And la squadra is my fav team next to Bruno's crew

  • @valentinvas6454
    @valentinvas6454 4 роки тому +10

    Metallica Requiem would be Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton staying in the band.

  • @Anthony_H
    @Anthony_H 2 роки тому +2

    Well, Bucciarati's team won, and now that I assume the drug trades are no longer a thing, I don't even know how Passione would even function, given that their only source of income is probably "protection fees"

  • @gavin6070
    @gavin6070 4 роки тому +12

    I needed this upload

  • @ink8159
    @ink8159 4 роки тому +2

    I have multiple ideas for 'What if' videos:
    What if Dario didn't steal from George?
    What if the carriage driver had done his job well?
    What if Okayasu was smart?
    What if DIO had the requiem arrow?
    What if Diavolo had the requiem arrow?
    What if Kars had won?
    What if Kars came back?
    Sorry for any incorrect spelling, I haven't read or watched JJBA in a while.

    • @ballmuncher-hn1fq
      @ballmuncher-hn1fq 4 роки тому

      On the What if Kars come back and if Diavolo had the requiem arrow, he already made videos about them.

    • @ink8159
      @ink8159 4 роки тому

      dan tysm! I genuinely forgot about those even though I watched them haha

  • @lostcards-verloreneschatze4720
    @lostcards-verloreneschatze4720 4 роки тому +11

    What if Dio after seeing Jonathans Courage and Willpower instead of trying to kill him again Teams-Up with Jotaro and start training his Vampire Skills along with Jonathan becoming a Hamon User. Jonathan becomes an Archeologist and finds the stand arrow that way. After resolving the Plot of Part 2 together with Ceasar and Joseph, DIo (Immortal) and Jonathan (Longer Live because of Hamon Training) somehow get stabed by the Stand Arrow Jonathan found earlier awakening the Stand Abilities in the Joestars and Dio getting a Stand too (also he would probably use the incomplete Stone Mask to be able to endure Sunlight) after this i dont know how it could keep going but i would like to hear you thoughts about a scenario where dio and jonathan team up with both of them being a part of ying and yang power wise (Hamon - White) (Vampire/Black) just some collected thoughts from me

  • @jwhowell25
    @jwhowell25 2 роки тому +2

    The Sailor moon piano theme in the background ❤🤣

  • @ONOMAEEVEREST
    @ONOMAEEVEREST 4 роки тому +9

    I like the fact that illusio would get stomped by pre and post part 3 dio just because hes a vamp and hes stronger then illusios stand

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 роки тому

      oh yeh that would be hilarious unless illusio just takes him to the mirror world and then dump him there then break all nearby shade in the real world to expose him to sunlight

    • @ONOMAEEVEREST
      @ONOMAEEVEREST 4 роки тому

      @@justanothercommenterwithan9089 true XD

  • @fsfreturns5242
    @fsfreturns5242 4 роки тому +2

    The "Memory Bank" ability reminds me of the "Little Thief" device seen in the game "Ace Attorney Investigations : Miles Edgeworth", where it can re-create a scene through simulations. As for the Stand's name and Stand user's name, I'd go with "Theatre of Pain" (named after Motley Crue's third album of the same name), and the Stand user's name is "Tirami", from Tiramisu (an italian dessert), and is written almost the same way as the french term "Tir Ami", or "friendly fire".

  • @saikonakoshi4334
    @saikonakoshi4334 4 роки тому +57

    Can't watch rn but I'm here to leave my like and comment

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Рік тому +1

    Lisa Lisa did leave behind at least one pupil, so there could still be Hamon users in Italy. Not the BEST choice for someone to try and hunt down Passione members, but it's a starting point.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 роки тому +4

    I love the “It is what it is” part

  • @noahlovotti7722
    @noahlovotti7722 Рік тому +2

    The best part about this is ghiaccio gets extra screen time.

  • @jaredporter2228
    @jaredporter2228 4 роки тому +7

    La Squadra did almost win.Risotto almost killed Diavolo, Baby Face almost killed Giorno, Prosciutto should of killed Mista and Pesci could have killed Bucciarati if he didn't stop the train.

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget that Giorno would've died if Illuso didn't leave the mirror world. Wouldn't really be a win but he still kills 1 guy so it's good enough

    • @bruh-sl2wu
      @bruh-sl2wu 4 роки тому

      True

    • @jaredporter2228
      @jaredporter2228 4 роки тому

      @@xavierk9047 Yep and when he got infected by Fugo's virus

  • @ComicallyWeirdJotaro
    @ComicallyWeirdJotaro 2 роки тому +1

    When you think of it, if it wasn’t for Narancia’s radar & Diavolo’s hax, Risotto would possibly be unbeatable (unless Giorno gets GER, so ye)

  • @Khoal666
    @Khoal666 4 роки тому +39

    What if Giorno was never in part 5?

    • @bigblue344
      @bigblue344 4 роки тому +6

      What is Sleeping Slaves?

    • @LoneRope4
      @LoneRope4 4 роки тому +2

      So basically: Diavolo never has anyone to oppose him besides La Squadra who he easily rids of. Diavolo will continue to rule until he finds the requim arrow and yeah... kinda a pointless story

  • @justsomenumpty
    @justsomenumpty 3 роки тому +1

    Kaleb: "A non-Stand user that assassinates Stand users, now that sounds ridiculous"
    Riagtoni: *sad pasta sounds*

  • @enderredacted112
    @enderredacted112 4 роки тому +6

    You know, if they both knew their own goals, they could've banded together and defeated the boss SO much easier!!!

  • @0014cyborg
    @0014cyborg 4 роки тому +1

    I do have a story like that where La Squadra actually "wins" by using Giorno to defeat Diavolo. But there's an additional character I created who helps. XD

  • @idiotsandwich115
    @idiotsandwich115 4 роки тому +20

    I'd also want to know what happens if La squadra and Bruno's Gang teamed uo together. I mean, they had the same goal.

  • @elijahpadilla5083
    @elijahpadilla5083 4 роки тому

    Honestly, a Stand named [Remember the Time], a colony Stand that can project a person's memories or the recent events of any given place by projecting them on any smooth surface (essentially turning any flat object into a TV screen of the past), with a security guard sort of user who watches several people's histories on the edges of knives or the surfaces of glasses of water, would just be really really cool.

  • @leemsvg
    @leemsvg 4 роки тому +4

    How about "What if Polnareff contacted La Squadra"

  • @campsidesketch8184
    @campsidesketch8184 4 роки тому +2

    Metallica Requiem:
    With a bigger range and faster actions, Risotto can control people's bodies within a ten to four meter radius.
    He can still control the iron they have and being able to manipulate bigger amounts of iron he can turn himself into metal to increase his defense, but with the ability to take all the iron from anyone who aproaches in less than minute there would be no need to use this.
    He would basically become like a Magneto made out of metal and being capable of "blood bend"
    Edit: also of normal metallica is a bunch of little slime creatures then maybe its Requiem form would actually be some kind of humanoid, but it wpuld be really interesting if it took the form of iron in the periodic table

  • @doomgundam6595
    @doomgundam6595 4 роки тому +14

    Can you do a video where Bruno’s group and Risottos group teaming up then have Giorno become a Fair mob boss have each group on his side

  • @nadianatasya2766
    @nadianatasya2766 4 роки тому +1

    Man, I've been waiting for someone to make a video about this! Thanks man.
    Edit: it would've been cool to see if Bruno's gang and la squadra team up together ..they have similar goals.(somewhat)
    Also la squadra is underrated,imo the characters are so interesting! It kinda sucks that we can't see more of them....

  • @mayor6366
    @mayor6366 4 роки тому +3

    Couldn’t Melone just get Trish’s blood sample and use it in conjunction with Baby Face to find Diavolo?

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 2 роки тому +1

    I just realized that la squadra could go from place to place by hiding in the mirror world. Illusio carries a hand mirror for emergencies and uses man in the mirror to drag everyone to safety

  • @joshuabarker9929
    @joshuabarker9929 4 роки тому +3

    I'd love to see "What if Jonathan used the mask"

    • @cosmic_strawberry
      @cosmic_strawberry 4 роки тому

      I think someone has made a vid similar to that where Johnathan becomes a vampire instead. It had 2 possible endings, where he either stays good and one where he turns evil and is killed by Dio

  • @ZenKekK
    @ZenKekK 4 роки тому +1

    The stupidest thing is they killed la squadra because they were *traitors* but then THEY become traitors, they could’ve teamed up and defeated diavolo easier, just wanted to say that.

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 4 роки тому +6

    Stand users hunted down by specialised non stand users would be awesme

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 4 роки тому

      @naracia ghirga people learb hamon on the tier lisa lisa did so they can sense changes in energy to locate the movement of stands along with the aid of technology

  • @RiverbrookTsodmi
    @RiverbrookTsodmi 4 роки тому +2

    I think La Squadra would have won if and only if they would have had their team members optimized.
    Risotto would work alone, as he would do normally. They should have sent Pesci with Formaggio. Pesci could have helped Formaggio in sewers, or in the end kill people who shrank so little that they would be just impaled by his hook. Then there should have been combo with Illuso and Melone. Illuso could pull Melone inside the mirror while the Baby Face could rampage outside the in the real world. Man in the Mirror could potentially help Baby Face while both Illuso and Melone have 24/7 communication at all the time. Also Baby Face could easily win against Purple Haze since it is a somewhat remote stand. (Also Baby Face could just trade blows with Purple Haze and kill Fugo.)
    Lastly the most deadliest combo would be Prosciutto and Ghiaccio. How do you win against them? Grateful Dead just makes people old around them and then Ghiaccio just executes those who are still alive. While Ghiaccio wears White Album he just has constantly the upper hand against anybody. Then the whole traitor group would die and La Squadra would go against Diavolo with full party without any losses.

  • @smore9709
    @smore9709 4 роки тому +3

    You should make a "What if Passione won" for April fools and just re-say Part 5 in this format

  • @jazzminforrestall406
    @jazzminforrestall406 4 роки тому

    Blinged out Risotto and Prosciutto aren't real... They can't flex on you.
    Blinged out Risotto and Prosciutto:

  • @idiotsandwich115
    @idiotsandwich115 4 роки тому +4

    Damn. I love la squadra! They're kinda underrated (in my opinion) like.. They were badass!

  • @crimsonking3578
    @crimsonking3578 4 роки тому +1

    Metallica Requiem: After being pieced Risotto has vastly increased range, and now he can use the iron like Yellow Temperance now also allowing him to clone himself. After the arrow is dropped after being pierced, the arrow turns into a shiny silver entirely. It now costs a little bit of Iron that goes to Risotto after ‘said’ person is pierced.

  • @alovekok9044
    @alovekok9044 4 роки тому +12

    Hey Kaleb here's a question: Can L, from Death Note, figure out the identity of Yoshikage Kira?

    • @SahilFR
      @SahilFR 3 роки тому +2

      definitely

    • @heheheha4132
      @heheheha4132 2 роки тому

      My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years ol-
      *dies*

  • @johannesvolland691
    @johannesvolland691 Рік тому +1

    I just rewatched and noriced: They dont need abbachio. They found the disc in Venice and would have found diavolo that way. I believe that creating an ice mirror with whiteout and then using man in the mirror would allow Risotto to win even without a requiem stand. With a shit ton of plot armor of course but possible.

  • @crusadascrib3949
    @crusadascrib3949 4 роки тому +4

    *"METALLICA REQUIEM"*

    • @jaredporter2228
      @jaredporter2228 4 роки тому

      can't imagine what that stand would be like

  • @KorehaMugen
    @KorehaMugen 2 роки тому

    7:00 house of memories. Reads forgoten and non forgoten memories

  • @marsproductions7484
    @marsproductions7484 4 роки тому +24

    I have a question
    Do you think that Jouske P4 can defeat ultimate Kars considering that his ability is to revert a body to it’s previous state so ultimate Kars would return to be just Kars

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 роки тому +1

      but then you'd still have to fight Kars (if it's nighttime)

    • @whyfi8760
      @whyfi8760 4 роки тому +8

      I doubt crazy diamond could work like that considering that Josuke was not able to revert Okuyasu’s dad to his original form.

    • @emildokle261
      @emildokle261 4 роки тому

      No.

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 4 роки тому +1

      whyfi DIO’s cells were a foreign body. The Stone Mask just uses acupuncture, so it would work.

    • @whyfi8760
      @whyfi8760 4 роки тому

      OpenAardvark41 dio cells were not a foreign body once they merged with okuyasu’s das

  • @TheFlyingSailorYT
    @TheFlyingSailorYT 4 роки тому

    If the story took this path, we're looking at something like Highlander where stand users start offing each other until they're the only one left in that Mafia.

  • @brunoalvarezcastanedo5236
    @brunoalvarezcastanedo5236 4 роки тому +3

    What if "certain" characters" were in the villain against jojo battle, for ex : hazamada and kira ( i mean stands users that could easily defeat the villain

  • @rycegabrielmajor9847
    @rycegabrielmajor9847 4 роки тому +2

    i feel like Polnareff would have met up with Bruno's team as Diavolo would see how big of a threat the La Squadra group was and he would send all his assasins to them while Mista, Giorno, Trish and Bruno find Polnareff (Polnereff probably wouldnt contact La Squadra even if they want to take down the boss mostly because they are also bad), Giorno gets GER, Giorno goes "ez GG" on Diavolo and Squadra, become boss

  • @spoonfullofmemes
    @spoonfullofmemes 4 роки тому +3

    What if la squadra teamed up with bruno's gang? 👀

  • @KingDreams
    @KingDreams 4 роки тому +2

    The only thing that can describe this channel is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @AwooowA
    @AwooowA 4 роки тому +15

    Huh... I should be asleep, but i'm too early not to watch this

  • @thatonegamerdude3327
    @thatonegamerdude3327 4 роки тому +2

    Now I'm not that big on JoJo lore but when I heard that Dio took Jonathan's body and gained The world I thought that Jonathan had that stand but Dio took over his body and gained control of the stand.
    So I would like to see a "What if Jonathan had The world in part 1".