Hitman 3 for adults..
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- Today we play Hitman 3.
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hi lads & lasses :) new GTA role play series on my other channel: ua-cam.com/users/PapaPeli
O k .
That series is so funny
Love your vids
I already watched it. Yeah, I'm cool.
Love the videos keep up the good work
hey bird
I have watched so many of Modest Pelican’s videos that I now talk like him.
i literally think in his voice
My brain has the memenade voice
i definitely stay hydrated more.
You're spreading the good word of his channel
Same
Pelican the type of dude to cancel a doctors appointment bc he’s sick
Who needs doctors when you have hydration from water
I mean your not wrong
That is fair enough tho if you were sick you wouldn’t go out would you
@@50.CalFilms well that’s what the doctor is for...
@@lxuis419 I hide the body and take the sute
"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone" summarizes my experience with the series perfectly
is real any different 😱
It's the definition of my experience in Assassins Crees games.
"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone"🤣🤣
nothing better than to end the day with "hi lads and lasses"
Ur mom
@@idunnoman3030 be a goddamn man
@@biggie_maciek3162 u play red dead?
@@idunnoman3030 ye
Aww, you made a friend. Go to a public watering hole and actually drink water.
psychotic robin hood
Pelican of tsushima
Zanny!! You and peli are my favourite channels
@@TheVortex-mk2ur ikr
Z
anny oi I'm big fan
Zanny in the wild
‘This homeless guy asked me for money, I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol so I gave it to the homeless man’
holdup
Oh that makes sense.... wait a minute
Oh thank god it wasn't just me, I was like yeah that makes sens- wait what.
No, he just wanted to not get compromised by the cops
He gives it to the homeless man, hence stops himself buying crack and alcohol 😂
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe right😂😂
Wait!what?🧐
“Harder to find exposed ankles in Saudi Arabia”😂😂
Mann if you're from Saudi then you really know how funny as hell this was is 😂😂😂😂
@@shash3391 ikr 😂
@@shash3391 I’m not from Saudi and I knew what it meant. 😂
@Abhijit Racer letterbox costume
“I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol... so I have it to the homeless guy” 😂
LMFAOOOOO i died😭😂
:D
@@ModestPelican i noticed that too lmao
@@bazinga2988 Was definitely a "Wait..." moment.
It took me a second to get it 😂😂😂
Pelicans can hold 3 gallons of water, making them the best birds.
Damn, thats a lot of water in just 1 bird
@@masterparker116 But imagine 100 pelicans with 300 gallons of water.
They stay very hydrated
@@eldermaxson8251 thats enough to send to countries that need it
@@masterparker116 Great idea, we need to train pelicans kind of like soldiers trained doves in WW1, except the pelicans are delivering water not messages.
"Hi, my name Jeff" haha
My friend wasn't hydrated so I invited him to a pool party and drowned him
relatable
Same, he loves it so much he doesn't want to come back up.
he loves it
@@DENVICKED wholesome😊
@Matthias Gauci not darker than my slave's ski- never mind
@@Omar-dq3bk yoooo
I drowned my baby sister at the baptism because I was trying to make her stay hydrated
Who cares 123 indeed
Any sane person would do the same wouldn't they?
@@jkshanahan007 of course! Ive drowned half my family!
@@ieat10kittens94 I've drowned half my village. Step it up
We should all sue whoever is making the emoji list... where’s OUR PELICAN!?!?
𓅷𓆏𓃰𓃠𓅿𓂻𓃱𓃗𓅓𓆙𓀿𓂉𓃒𓃒𓃗𓃘𓃝𓃟𓃠𓃡𓃩𓃬𓃯𓃰𓃱𓃲𓃵𓃷𓃹𓄿𓅜𓅦𓅪𓅭𓅰
🦌
"If you enjoyed this video, go to a church and take everyone hostage, and don't let them free unless they start to praise Modest Pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel"
When I tried this I got arrested, it’s harder than it sounds
Can I go to a mosque instead??
@@Vladklx no no they may praise you instead that is their type of thing
0:43 my name Jeff 😂😂😂
engineers: spend millions of hours designing silent and small guns that can be as effective as possible.
agent 47: chooses to instead use a meaty bone.
MEATY BONE
M E A T Y B O N E
Day 32541 of reminding people to stay hydrated
you're an inspiration mate
No
For almost 10 years, impressive!
Inspiring
Keep up gods work
3:18 im freakin ROLLIN HAHAHAHA
7:00 “what do these clowns have that agent 47 doesn’t?” *itches head* oh
Hahahahaha
Intro idea. Hey guys modest pelican here, buy a nascar car, brand it “Modest pelican gaming” and crash into everybody as this helps spread the good word of the channel
But only neutralize the dehydrated people
Yes only the dehydrated ones
Or just buy a mustang
@@brokearse2011 ya but then you run the risk of getting arrested. If you do it in a professional race than worst you’ll have to do is get a fine
If you enjoyed this video,walk into a nursery and rearrange the babies to spell modest pelican as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
Love seeing how far your channel has come and you deserve all the success and more still to come. Keep up all the amazing content man!
How are you here
@@night-white2365 Modest Pelican is a goat in Battlefield. I used to make Battlefield content
@@Dazs ha I'm a big fan of your apex videos
Have a good day
My uncle died of COVID pneumonia recently and watching your videos hydrates the part of my heart that has been taken from me. Thanks Peli, you are the real legend
The graphics on this map look like what Cyberpunk was trying to be
True
😃
CyberPunk was disappointing on every level.
@@planexshifter except the story and how smooth the game runs
@@vegetaslayer249 Deus Ex ran soo bad. I couldn't even get It to run at 720p in low detail at over 40fps compared to having DOOM 2016 at 150fps with Vulcan.
That's what happens with Ubisoft or port from Consoles 🤕
Most iconic line ever
“Hey lads and lasses, modest pelican here”
9:03 he just wanted to keep his bald head moist and hydrated
Intro: Become a surgeon and rearrange every patient's bowels to be shaped like a pelican. This would really help spread the good word of the
peli is honestly my life rn, keeping me entertained during the lockdown, such a legend
You're absolutely killing the roleplay series Peli! Takes me back to simpler times where there was no worries of our children engaging in pre marital hand holding.
I laughed way to hard at “My name Jeff”
"We can't be wasting God's nectar" i like that
Iam staying more hydrated after watching his content
"We are traveling to China"
Uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
Ruined it
This map is sooo rich.... They have put so much efforts into this one....you can literally try numerous ways to kill your targets
" Don't watch my videos with your dad" 😂🤣💀
Hitman is really a modest pelican simulator where thickman kills all anti hydration people
lmao imagine getting knocked out by "a meaty bone"
I've knocked a few women out by accident. It's embarrassing, and it ruins the mood.
whoa buddy that’s a bit weird
@@mikel73035 really? I thought it was common for guys to do that.
That part with the agent 47 had an umbrella this whole time had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The new “pelican strain” of COVID-19 is spreading the good word of his channel.
My job is a cake decorator and instead of writing "happy birthday" on the cakes, I write "modest pelican" on them as this helps spread the good word of this channel.
Yes
Hi Peli, never been this early, hope you're staying hydrated.
you too my dude
@@ModestPelican how about me?
@@carloskiller6875 you too my dude
@@Boyboboii didn’t know your name was modest pelican
@@carloskiller6875 you really ruined the wholesomeness :(
Its actually cool the way you make videos. I can watch gameplay without having the whole level spoilled and still have something to look forward to as you cut out the parts.
5:28 equilibrium
Everyone who watches moddest pelican's videos are hydrated
Nothing like drinking excessive amounts of water and watching a bird play hitman
heck yea gamer
“ the fengshui is terrible”
FML HAHAHAHAHAH
Modest pelican is the type of guy to force every species on the face of the earth to become aquatic to ensure they stay sufficiently hydrated
no one talking about how beautiful the city is
I watch modest pelican religiously to ensure I am never dehydrated
I found this guy at 1am whilst playing hitman and I just didn't stop watching him now I'm glad I stayed up
Ahhh, dumb shit at 4:30am on a Monday morning. Beautiful.
“Trankilizer gun”
- Modest Pelican Gaming
Maybe if hush was hydrated he wouldn’t be dead
Nah...hydration doesn't erase crimes against humanity.
Modest Pelican inspired me to hydrate my pet fish
5:10 fuck, I always watch these video's with my dad. From now on I will just let him watch alone
Agent 47 is dehydrated, his brain doesn’t work the same as it should, now he’s too aggressive
Gotta love how pelican interacts with his comments
5:03 I see what you did there xD
I see you're a man of culture as well
2:07
People in the distance: “I have lost all memory within the last 15 seconds”
I’m so early I need to hydrate ASAP
pls drink
@@ModestPelican I will my lord
@Modest Pelican i didn’t drink anything for 1 hour. Can you forgive me?
Fun fact: the original title was, "Hitman 3 but I'm way too aggressive"
Yeh I clicked on the video thinking it was a different one
If you enjoy this content please go to your local hospital and mix up all the babies in the nursery. Don’t tell any of the parents which baby is theirs until they subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming.
👌
I would like to thank you modest for giving me the proper steps on staying hydrated through this 2021!
Modest pelican posts hitman:
Me: grabs wife
Time to hydrate
I love how casual he makes hitman sound 😂
Pelican: *misses his opportunity*
Pelican: "at least I scouted the place"
Modest Pelican is the #1 christian prank channel who always stays hydrated
“If you enjoy this video please ask your family if they are sufficiently hydrated and if not send an artificial tsunami toward your house as this really helps spread the good word of my channel”
Papa peli, I no joke used the words "sufficiently hydrated" for a job interview two days ago. Waiting to see if I made it past the first stage.
If you don’t get hired agent 47 will drown the owner and the interviewer.
Have you learned nothing? Smack the interviewer with a fish, and steal his/her outfit. The job is yours if you want it.
@@anidiot8900 update, I got the job 😂 anything's possible when you bring hydration into the equation
@@DaveyJay. facts
Love the narration. It never gets old.
The intro was pure gold! “My name Jeff!” Truly a tragic experience
4:27 He turns into Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide
9 seconds ago lol but 6 seconds ago bc he is in Australia
:D
hi papa peli
@@ModestPelican holy hydrated poop... i never even noticed wth... my dream come true hi peli from 7 hours later bc im dumb
Homeless 47 will be in my nightmares
I downloaded the game after pre-ordering it and I finished the campaign in the same night. This is by far my fav game.
My friend came over one day thought nothing of it he then said “spread the good word of the channel” took my phone subscribed and went on like nothing happend
Papa peli my cuz wasn’t staying hydrated so I drowned in the toliet
1:53
Best joke of 2022 ngl
I’m seriously loving these new hit man videos! Keep it up pelican!
0:48 i love it
I threw my friend into the ocean to hydrate. he still hasn't came back up. I think he's enjoying the good Christian water.
Gold 😂😂😂
I swear everytime i have some bs going on in life, i binge watch your videos to snap me out of it. Thanks for what you do MP
These titles change every 5 minutes and I'm all for it, this gives me another reason to rewatch the video
My cousins refused some water so I slapped both of them till there faces where no longer visible unless they had dental records thank you papa peli for teaching me right
“I’m really objectifying women here I’ll objectify some men to balance it out” Feminist kween😩✨
"I head into the bathroom and find potentially the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. He's even got a barcode on his head, what an erotic individual. Objectifying a man complete."
This was one of the funniest commentaries yet. I was in tears. Subscribed.
I love when peli uploads it makes me exited
I love his voice when he does the intro
If you enjoy this video please become a funeral director and only bury someone if the gravestone says subscribe to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
"Honestly pretty unnecessary. I could've easily subdued him peacefully"
This is the motto of Hitman games, lmao
"a true tactical masterclass if ever i've seen one." 😂
4:35 Hanako's Ass version in Hitman 3
“More importantly I’ve found a booty” 😂
It's always a good day when Modest Pelican uploads 😊
I've never laughed so hard and so many times during a single gaming video 😂🤣😂 Needless to say you just earned yourself a new subscriber 👍
What Peli says, “homeless 47.” What I hear, “homo 47”
“I am really objectifying a lot of women here, I will objectify a few men too so the scales are even” bruh
It’s a good day when peli uploads
You singlehandedly got me back into playing hitman 3 and i bought the add ons for it finally 🤣. Good job good sir