All jokes aside, this game actually looks really good. As well as being aesthetically pleasing, it also looks like a finished and engaging game. Might pick it up
Ya know one of those days when you drink orange juice instead of water for a whole month, so you finally pass out on your desk at work, and then you wake up you see the janitor poking at your face with a broom, just to realize you left something in the toaster that morning, and so you run back home as fast as you can to get that over done bagel, but when you get home you find out that your cat has clawed at your couch, so you pour water on it, and then open your eyes to see a leather couch, so then you go on amazon to get a new couch but a virus spreads on your computer, so you go downstairs for a restarting chip mechanism for your computer, but then you plug it in and a report of donald trump getting a plastic face comes on the radio, so you get distracted while the virus eats at your computer, and then you get distracted so you drink some orange juice?
This game is such a hoot - I love how in every mission people are killed in bizarre and horrifying ways and everyone else just carries on as if nothing had happened.
Me using a mobile like a dummy despite can just stalk my dad until he gets off his PC: * sad dummy noises * edit: HES OFF LETS GO SOLDIERS edit 2: oof he’s still working
I’m so glad that someone is still giving this game a chance that aren’t dedicated Hitmen fans, especially in the best Hitman season 1 map. I will definitely release a stampede of pelicans in my town.
This town is in the Cique Terre region in Italy. It is an amazing vacation location. They really nailed the look and atmosphere, altough it is not a 1:1 recreation obiously
The guy on the balcony smoking next to the chef disguise you first got is actually named Rocco. Also the lady that spotted you as you dropped down was his sister who was previously yelling at him to get ready for work.
Haha thank you mate much appreciated! Stealtho Robbo lives on the Sunny Coast and i'm only a couple of hours south. We'll have to all have beers sometime
And I'm here when the video has 3,333 views and 420 likes and... THIS HAPPENED Edit: I played this mission but it's kinda different when you play it../
I guess listening to someone who struggles to speak english fluently even though its their native language is a comfort for some people. Now this channel finally makes sense.
This is the best sarcastic roast Channel and game review and play thru channel I've ever watched I'll spread the word and help him spread the word of his channel
I went to a TuxBird video and commented that I preferred Pelicans to Penguins to spread the good word of your channel. Edit: I also asked if there were any Modest Pelicans watching and the only like on my comment is my own.
i shot 300 penguins and moved there body so i could make the modest pelican logo. Obviously i went to jail and as i escaped i carved sub to modest pelican. now u cant say i did not do my part
Modest Pelican liked my comment then THIS HAPPENED
Modest Pelican loved his comment then THIS HAPPENED
Hi!
(Gone sexual)
lol
He fucking did aswell
So glad I stumbled across your channel
thanks for supporting the vids mate!
You dont know how glad i am to be alive to see this.
Same. Found you in my recommended a few months ago. Had the hardest laughs ever. You have also kept me hydrated.
Same
Sxollie same
All jokes aside, this game actually looks really good. As well as being aesthetically pleasing, it also looks like a finished and engaging game. Might pick it up
K but you might want to check the 💲
Best game is hitman
@@shibainu7500 happens even on my 3070
@@shibainu7500 playing this on the series x is a smooth 60 fps
@@fearxgods1474 I play at max settings on a 2070 and haven't had any noticeable FPS drops
I forgot to stay hydrated today and passed out on my desk
That's your problem my dud
So sarcastic that you have a heart under this comment XD
Ya know one of those days when you drink orange juice instead of water for a whole month, so you finally pass out on your desk at work, and then you wake up you see the janitor poking at your face with a broom, just to realize you left something in the toaster that morning, and so you run back home as fast as you can to get that over done bagel, but when you get home you find out that your cat has clawed at your couch, so you pour water on it, and then open your eyes to see a leather couch, so then you go on amazon to get a new couch but a virus spreads on your computer, so you go downstairs for a restarting chip mechanism for your computer, but then you plug it in and a report of donald trump getting a plastic face comes on the radio, so you get distracted while the virus eats at your computer, and then you get distracted so you drink some orange juice?
@@5ped0fs0und5 I feel ya man. I'm on my 3rd glass of OJ today
A boy by the name Of Baker passed out ejaculating to pelicans sexy voice
This game is such a hoot - I love how in every mission people are killed in bizarre and horrifying ways and everyone else just carries on as if nothing had happened.
Who needs victory royal, alt+f4 to support this modest royal pelican.
:D
Alt+f4 does solve all your problems
Pelican royal lol
Me using a mobile like a dummy despite can just stalk my dad until he gets off his PC: * sad dummy noises * edit: HES OFF LETS GO SOLDIERS edit 2: oof he’s still working
I was so hydrated I threw up a dildo
I could watch these for hours. The writing and narration is just perfect, great entertainment.
All ur hitman video titles sound like buzzfeed clickbait articles
EDIT: I know that’s the whole point of the joke I just felt like saying
The Bagelman idr
That's the point
And have tiddies or ass in the thumbnails
Gamerbadass Ik
@@thebagelman1507 yeep I'm a smart ass though
i must say i love pelican gamings sense of humor, fits me like a glove
fits me like a barcode on the back of my white, bald head
With all five fingers inside you
Didn't fit OJ
“Young men grow moustaches so they can look like their mothers” - *Modest Pelican Gaming*
I would like this comment but it's hilarious that it has exactly 69 likes. lol
And i took that personally
@@calendarioaggiornato3840 lol
E
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing
My brain: Pasta-way
I’m so glad that someone is still giving this game a chance that aren’t dedicated Hitmen fans, especially in the best Hitman season 1 map. I will definitely release a stampede of pelicans in my town.
I'm gonna start calling you Professor Pelican
PP for short.. :)
@Bob Billygoat you say that like you know personally
Now I'm curious
Or papa peli
@emperorenvi8814 Now dad, let's go
"And the young men grow moustaches so that they can look like their mothers" - had me laughing
Though two years old, gotta love the narratives you give all these hitman videos!
This town is in the Cique Terre region in Italy. It is an amazing vacation location. They really nailed the look and atmosphere, altough it is not a 1:1 recreation obiously
Sapienza isn’t a real place it’s real life counterpart is vernazza
Man italy is the best place to be on earth if i were born in italy i would start kissing the sweet and beautiful italian ground
Sorry i got a bit too emotional but its still the greatest place
@@funiguy2219i think this is the funniest comment I've seen on one of modest pelicans videos
Stay hydrated
This is the best Video Game series I've seen. Never knew Hitman was this bomb. Bro, we can all agree that we NEED MORE!!!!!
Agreed! I always thought a co-op Hitman would be real fun.
@@BENNY_MAC personally i disliked Hitman from the days of PS2 but from his series, the new edition looks good af
I recently subbed to the channel for two things. Hitman and gta
Same
The guy on the balcony smoking next to the chef disguise you first got is actually named Rocco. Also the lady that spotted you as you dropped down was his sister who was previously yelling at him to get ready for work.
Yeeesssss. Hitman is my favorite!
:D
13:53 agent 47 has some serious road rage to just mercilessly mow down a guy while driving in a beetle on his way out of a mission
Lol
I love how his jokes are so socially unacceptable but distinguish him as the best youtuber
Modest Pelican: "Call me Dr Pelican from now on."
Me: "Ok Dr Pelican!"
Luckily for me I just found modest pelican’s channel which means I have unlimited hitman videos to watch now
"STD of mass destruction" thanks for giving me a reason to not end it all
A whole new meaning to 'baby baby baby baby yeaaah'.
Who else has been re freshing pelicans channel all day
you are an absolute beast ily.
same
Naan Bread no one because they have something called *Notifications*
@@tkclfs3275 When you realize those are *broken* for some people
@@tkclfs3275 when you meet someone who's notifications don't work....
When I played on that map, I killed every single person in the basement by camping in the virus room. No regrets.
Everything is 100 times funnier because of how calm his voice is
Thanks for the videos, they were all truly entertaining! You've got a fan base on the Sunny Coast btw mate, keep it up!
Haha thank you mate much appreciated! Stealtho Robbo lives on the Sunny Coast and i'm only a couple of hours south. We'll have to all have beers sometime
@@ModestPelican what if he finds out that you assassinated him in a video game?
You know it's a good video when he says "std of mass destruction"
1:03 He's actually not joking guys take this seriously and plz stay hydrated
Modest Pelican: "Stay hydrated"
Me: chugs gallon of water
i'm working on being not so hard on myself in a workplace :D
Love it! :)
I love as you leave the town you just casually commit a hit and run.
And I'm here when the video has 3,333 views and 420 likes and... THIS HAPPENED
Edit: I played this mission but it's kinda different when you play it../
You were one of the first UA-camrs to get me to start playing HITMAN which is now my favorite game of all time
you know its a good day when MPG releases a new video.
honestly, i can watch these all day. keep em coming ❤
Can you imagine Mitten Squad Pelican co-op
It'd be a race to see who could kill the most bystanders for verbal slights and style choices
Regarding, 5:59, I get it was meant as a joke, but that really is the quality content that I am subscribed for.
I walked around my school screaming I’m going to get a pet pelican and name it modest pelican gaming
This channel should have the most subscribers in the world
Yeessss another hit man episode i love waching you play this game. Keep up the great work👍
hey ty man! appreciate you supporting the channel.
So this channel showed up in my feed a few months ago, and I’ve been surprisingly better for it. Plus I’ve never been more hydrated. Win win.
Happy Easter my hydrated pelican bretheren ♥️
happy easter to you to you moist meme lord.
@@ModestPelican thanks you absolute legend
1:02 he's not even lying that's honestly hilarious
That’s it, I’m calling dumpsters “unwanted baby disposal centers” from now on
I would love for Modest Pelican to narrate a Batman video game as we have never had a foreign Batman or Bruce Wayne before.
The day i heard Modest Pelican say “yas queen” was the day i realized that my life was complete.
Ur hitman videos are my favorite. Keep it up plz. Much better than gta
his gta vids are still ok but hitman vids are better
I’ve been waiting for this!!! I hope he will love this comment😉
thanks for supporting the channel my bro :) happy easter!
when he chooses to bate you by not loving your comment
get gat my dude
get GAT
@@ModestPelican you to my dud
Hitman out here predicting Corona back before it was cool
Dr Pelican would you do escalations please that'd be fun
I guess listening to someone who struggles to speak english fluently even though its their native language is a comfort for some people. Now this channel finally makes sense.
“Omg yasss queen” lmaoooo that’s so relevant in 2019
13:40 that joke made me laugh way too much haha
Favorite UA-camr
Your hitman series got me back into the game
So last night, I started the process of becoming the world dictator, then making everyone subscribe to Modest Pelican
3:42: that is probably the darkest, sadly the most realistic and true, and funniest joke I have heard in A LONG TIME
I love how at the end when he drives away in the mission, you see a cyclist laying down on the floor probaly hit by a car lmao
Love how some people put a shitload of effort in to get millions of subscribers. And then there's Modest Pelican. So good
My science teacher said what do you know about pelicans am I said modest pelican and you should subscribe
ty Heath your teacher is now a loyal subscriber
This is hands down the funniest channel on UA-cam I've come across in years.
I took me like 5 minutes before I found out this isnt some GTA dlc
5:46 this why Modest Pelican the GOAT
We now know where covid came from
5:45 don't worry champ I think its great🤌
That moment you realize that you’re also in Italy.
:D
I preemptively like all these videos as I know they are gold
He scanned the Barcode and then THIS HAPPENED
I love this guy. His sense of humor is spot on with mjne
"Italian problem solving flowchart" - classic Pelican .. almost made med nut my coffe/samich out me nose..
I love the hitman videos , found your channel yeaterday and already watched all of your hitman vids
I didn’t know Covid was in the game
This is the best sarcastic roast Channel and game review and play thru channel I've ever watched I'll spread the word and help him spread the word of his channel
I can hear you for hours! Wish you were my history teacher.
You and call me kevin are the best channels in this platform period.
I love your videos Pelican Sensei !!
( but i hate the jokes )
Cooooooooorrrrroooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa ?! In April 2019? The pelican knew it!
I even turn off the AdBlock for your videos
@@tkclfs3275 :(
miscasquel I’m sorry 8(
Great work on the vid bro, it was the most cartilage moistening thing I have ever watched!
(Stay hydrated)
Fucking love your vidoes they have brougth me through some really though times in My life
So keep up the good job My dude :)
It’s not though it’s tough STOOPID
Lets get our boy Pelican to 1 Million subs!
was i the only one that found out about the real Sapienza bc of the windows screen savers before you log in
WHEN YOU BINGE THE ENTIRE HITMAN VIDEO PLAYLIST OF THIS AMAZING CHANNEL!!!
Am I the only one always reading molest pelican?? 🤣 😂😂😂
Notice me my pelican senpai
awesome vid man.
Poppy Peli just kissed you
Like for it again cause he’s my daddy
Your vids are legit the thing that keep me hydrated
It kind of clickbaity saying THIS HAPPENED but alway good
haha ty man - maybe it's time for a new title
Almost like... *IT WAS MEANT TO*
No joke this is one of the few channels where there is good gameplay and I actually laugh out loud when I watch them
love ur vids so funny i Always ask a like but ill never get one
8:03 I love how two other maps have bases in both a forest and a tropical island
I went to a TuxBird video and commented that I preferred Pelicans to Penguins to spread the good word of your channel.
Edit: I also asked if there were any Modest Pelicans watching and the only like on my comment is my own.
One by one papa peli is slowly spreading his good word across the hitman word
i shot 300 penguins and moved there body so i could make the modest pelican logo. Obviously i went to jail and as i escaped i carved sub to modest pelican. now u cant say i did not do my part
You are the greatest UA-camr ever! The Italian flow chart line KILLED me. Well, every line KILLED me but that one was SUPERB
8:03
Santa fortuna, Columbia - underground evil lair in a green lush forest
Haven island, Maldives - underground evil lair in a tropical island
Literally the best channel on UA-cam