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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Today we play Hitman 3.
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  • @tirefirejones561
    @tirefirejones561 3 роки тому +4848

    More like Modest Smellican

  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny 3 роки тому +4255

    it's nice to be involved in the mission thanks Jeff

  • @bigboybonnor
    @bigboybonnor 3 роки тому +387

    “These royal family jokes aren’t going to age well. Just like Prince Phillip” Papa Peli assassinated Phillip canon

  • @swiftpenguin1264
    @swiftpenguin1264 3 роки тому +2745

    Nothing better than hearing “Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here.” on a Holy Sunday

    • @saracrysis2851
      @saracrysis2851 3 роки тому +8

      IKR!

    • @p3gun937
      @p3gun937 3 роки тому +19

      I’m getting confirmed today so it makes this even better

    • @WpMeOskar9000
      @WpMeOskar9000 3 роки тому +8

      @@p3gun937 Father is proud

    • @chellm-q2l
      @chellm-q2l 3 роки тому +1

      Amen to that I say 🙏

    • @imExceI
      @imExceI 3 роки тому

      I agree with this statement

  • @Mike-hb4ks
    @Mike-hb4ks 3 роки тому +198

    They call me 007...
    0 friends
    0 times dehydrated
    7 kids in my basement

    • @ioankibble8866
      @ioankibble8866 3 роки тому +6

      Can't wait for you to play the new James's bond

    • @dylanwaterson1603
      @dylanwaterson1603 2 роки тому +7

      "just 7?"

    • @Mike-hb4ks
      @Mike-hb4ks 2 роки тому +5

      @@dylanwaterson1603 collection expanded to 19

    • @_Anakin_Skywalker
      @_Anakin_Skywalker 2 роки тому +4

      @@Mike-hb4ks cool, you looking to trade them in? I could use an extra hand on the farm

    • @Mike-hb4ks
      @Mike-hb4ks 2 роки тому +2

      @@_Anakin_Skywalker once they're 16 you can have them

  • @ASDFG_FT_
    @ASDFG_FT_ 3 роки тому +430

    Papa Peli uploads
    Everyone: make a comment about hydration as quick as you can

    • @givemefood660
      @givemefood660 3 роки тому +1

      sounds bout right

    • @tarikccix1954
      @tarikccix1954 3 роки тому +1

      UHH FUCK AHHHHH WATER IS GOOD FOR YOU lol

    • @coconut_jpeg
      @coconut_jpeg 3 роки тому +2

      Did U know that drinking too much water can kill u my brother said he was thirsty so I shoved a gallon of water down his throat I will let u know he may of died but at least he died in a good way being hydrated

    • @random_youtuber917
      @random_youtuber917 3 роки тому +1

      This is way more accurate that it has any right to be

    • @therealkencarsonvevo
      @therealkencarsonvevo 3 роки тому

      @@coconut_jpeg you just didn’t try hard enough

  • @angryparrot8019
    @angryparrot8019 3 роки тому +31

    Can I just say that as someone who watched your videos before I ever got to play Hitman myself, I really appreciate that you don’t spoil any of the story in your play throughs.

  • @Larminarflows
    @Larminarflows 3 роки тому +922

    "I can make water into wine but why would i destroy perfection" - Jesus

    • @crimson3833
      @crimson3833 3 роки тому +8

      Dalmatians 4:13

    • @mytubo99
      @mytubo99 3 роки тому +2

      Mmmmmmm so true

    • @HerrConner627
      @HerrConner627 Місяць тому

      @@crimson3833what does 4:13 have anything to do with dogs

    • @crimson3833
      @crimson3833 Місяць тому

      @@HerrConner627 "whoosh" right over your head

  • @cultofeyes7260
    @cultofeyes7260 3 роки тому +119

    Pelican: these royal family jokes aren't going to age well
    *Prince Philip dies shortly after*
    Me: hmmMMMM 🤔

    • @leef8433
      @leef8433 3 роки тому +3

      He d playing an assassin game...

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. 2 роки тому +1

      HMMMMMMMMMM THIS DIDN’T AGE WELL

    • @cultofeyes7260
      @cultofeyes7260 2 роки тому

      @CostcoH 1 year late but yes, yes I do

  • @Ant0ni00
    @Ant0ni00 Рік тому +23

    “I decide to add him as an additional primary target, as nobody belittles me while I’m at work.”
    😂

  • @critter-uz3uo
    @critter-uz3uo 3 роки тому +452

    “If you enjoy this video please adopt everyone in an orphanage, name them Modest Pelican, and then list them all missing in every country so everybody will hear about Modest Pelican as this really help spread the good word of my channel”

  • @user-tb9eu7ew6t
    @user-tb9eu7ew6t 2 роки тому +13

    Before watching the video, I would just like to say how much I relate to the title. Throughout quarantine, there was little I had to live for. Just work and hoping for success. The Hitman trilogy really helped me out through those challenging moments of disappointment in myself and lack of self-worth. I will forever be grateful for the Hitman developers for pulling me forward until I could regain social connections and my existential purpose.

  • @coochieman3178
    @coochieman3178 3 роки тому +159

    I waterboarded my grandmother to make sure she stays hydrated

    • @johnxina6327
      @johnxina6327 3 роки тому +13

      Glad you're keeping the good work up. 👍

    • @chapo69420
      @chapo69420 3 роки тому +2

      NIOCE

    • @Goldrunner1169
      @Goldrunner1169 3 роки тому +2

      You're commenting this on every video

    • @coochieman3178
      @coochieman3178 3 роки тому +9

      @@Goldrunner1169 atleast I comment something funny instead of wHeN mOdEst pElIcAn uPlOaDs iTs a gOod dAy

    • @Goldrunner1169
      @Goldrunner1169 3 роки тому +1

      @@coochieman3178 it's not funny when you see the same fckin joke 10 times

  • @zanedulong3837
    @zanedulong3837 3 роки тому +17

    19:24 I like how there is literally a chest where he can put the bodies but he just drags the bodies right in front of it

    • @nakiangoderich3014
      @nakiangoderich3014 5 місяців тому

      Uhh am i missing something? There's only 11 minutes of the video not 19 😂

  • @hitherehumans3400
    @hitherehumans3400 3 роки тому +51

    that phillip joke hits different now

  • @amirkakavand1019
    @amirkakavand1019 3 роки тому +37

    " It's Emma and a she's looking more suspicious than a 'clear browser history.' "

  • @victoracosta4796
    @victoracosta4796 3 роки тому +143

    “I rather get a zero rating than no rating.”
    - Modest Pelican, March 2021

  • @neggioboy9028
    @neggioboy9028 3 роки тому +28

    Anyone in hitman: * is bald *
    Everyone: "IT'S ME!"

  • @BiglyChungus
    @BiglyChungus 3 роки тому +36

    I just started my break at work and peli comes in clutch with the christian content. Thank papa peli

  • @aryanpugilist
    @aryanpugilist 3 роки тому +3

    Bro, that Prince Philip joke though!!!!! 😮😮😮😂

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 3 роки тому +6

    Agent 47 will allways be more thicker than Stealtho Marto

    • @Memes-tg7bh
      @Memes-tg7bh 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @TheBruMan
      @TheBruMan 3 роки тому

      U mean stealho robbo

    • @danbent9559
      @danbent9559 3 роки тому

      @@TheBruMan No I personally believe robbo is less thicker then marto

    • @TheBruMan
      @TheBruMan 3 роки тому

      I ment gta character wise

  • @Miopj
    @Miopj 3 роки тому +250

    Yep that prince Phillip joke did not age well😂

    • @danielhobgen6146
      @danielhobgen6146 3 роки тому +6

      @Izumi Culture I believe the correct first answer to Fletcher Roberts internet inquiry is 'neither did he.' Please correct me if I am wrong.

    • @ATARI_64
      @ATARI_64 2 роки тому +3

      Neither had he.

    • @OllyJM17
      @OllyJM17 2 роки тому

      Damn you beat me to it 😂

  • @thealmightyloaf2771
    @thealmightyloaf2771 3 роки тому +46

    PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW ZANNY’S PFP ON THE POISON IN THE BEGINNING?

  • @raidzeromatt
    @raidzeromatt 3 роки тому +12

    OMG I'm dying!!! Hahahaha
    "The key to being a good photographer is to dress like a fourteen year old drama student who smokes heavily and assaults every female he works with"

  • @lilkwebs2543
    @lilkwebs2543 3 роки тому +17

    Poor Thiccman, he misses lulu’s dump truck

  • @trayznthememecollector4412
    @trayznthememecollector4412 3 роки тому +42

    "This joke isnt going to age well, just like prince phillip." Not even a month later, the joke aged like fine wine

  • @TheBeastDen365
    @TheBeastDen365 3 роки тому +5

    Nothing better than a wholesome family-friendly video

  • @astronomicallybased545
    @astronomicallybased545 3 роки тому +7

    Damn peli that Philip joke phil dead now

  • @RandomGuy-cd6et
    @RandomGuy-cd6et 3 роки тому +17

    Yooooo, that Prince Philip Joke did not age well. hahaha

  • @nateoswalt8109
    @nateoswalt8109 2 роки тому +3

    “She’s looking more suspicious than a clear browser history” 😂😂😂

  • @cheesefactory4234
    @cheesefactory4234 2 роки тому +6

    "Anyone can live like this, so long as they work hard, get a good education, are born into a family with immense generational wealth and wake up early." XD

  • @taost_2235
    @taost_2235 3 роки тому +4

    “These royal family jokes aren’t going to age very well... just like Prince Phillip.”
    *3 WEEKS LATER: PRINCE PHILLIP IS DEAD*
    I mean he was right tho.

  • @ohmybad9368
    @ohmybad9368 3 роки тому +157

    I infiltrated Modest Pelicans home and found this....

  • @BlueShift2000
    @BlueShift2000 3 роки тому +13

    The part with the dodgy prince Phillip was too funny, you gotta love Modest Pelican and H²O

  • @nieroh
    @nieroh 3 роки тому +8

    “like the video if you love booties.”
    aw shit he got us there.

  • @slambat2905
    @slambat2905 3 роки тому +1

    I watch all this serious hitman content, and then I find this and it's jarringly carefree and different. I love it.

  • @ethanbenton6676
    @ethanbenton6676 3 роки тому +8

    it woulda been cool if you could use the fuse to overcharge the flash, so when you take the photo everyone is blinded, you kill the target and dip before they regain vision

  • @spark_city9639
    @spark_city9639 3 роки тому +7

    Excuse me
    “If I enjoy the video...”
    With all these cheeky sexual jokes and content how could I not

  • @notyoureverydaycultist2579
    @notyoureverydaycultist2579 3 роки тому +14

    The should've added Barry Taxi as a getaway for the mission

  • @ninthdoctor7918
    @ninthdoctor7918 3 роки тому +2

    as a born and bred bri'ish person,i can confirm we wear sunglasses and wife beaters in our palaces.

  • @clarkd7378
    @clarkd7378 3 роки тому +12

    Ah yes can’t wait for a whole video of legendary commentary

  • @TheRealJeffBezos66
    @TheRealJeffBezos66 3 роки тому +5

    Those sick 360 no-scopes during the intro were life changing…

  • @thediamondjet2253
    @thediamondjet2253 3 роки тому +4

    Let's all be honest, this video is the gift we all needed this Sunday.

  • @Will-wr1qn
    @Will-wr1qn 3 роки тому +6

    Yeah no that prince phillip joke definitely did not age well 7:56

    • @corey4K
      @corey4K 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @thedragonofcanada6659
    @thedragonofcanada6659 3 роки тому +5

    Another awesome vid, and an even greater idea! Keep up the good work!

  • @bcrides6717
    @bcrides6717 3 роки тому +3

    that prince Philip joke aged badly fast

  • @random_youtuber917
    @random_youtuber917 3 роки тому +14

    I have kidnapped the head of my school and told him to change the name of the school into 'modest pelican school', as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

  • @pauloriordan9196
    @pauloriordan9196 3 роки тому +4

    im watching this the day big phillip died,this video aged well

  • @MrSlingshot411
    @MrSlingshot411 3 роки тому +5

    This would make one hell of a news story”local Australian water dwelling bird domes the literal fucking queen”.

  • @mrpotential11
    @mrpotential11 3 роки тому

    5:45 has me weak 😂😂💀 "This"

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 3 роки тому +3

    "Glorified dress up simulator" 😂☠️😂☠️😂

  • @Xcarbonizer
    @Xcarbonizer 3 роки тому +1

    "i infiltrated a private mansion"
    good thing it wasn't one of those public mansions

  • @someguy1745
    @someguy1745 3 роки тому +6

    Alternate title for hitman:
    *Dress up and murder simulator*

  • @themc.kennyshow6585
    @themc.kennyshow6585 3 роки тому +6

    As a British man hearing these royal family jokes made me laugh in acceptance

  • @austinwood3841
    @austinwood3841 3 роки тому +51

    “If you enjoy this video then breed a lot of weird looking pelicans and then call it modest pelican”

  • @jackpolewczyk6343
    @jackpolewczyk6343 3 роки тому

    Modest pelican: legend
    Thumbnails: thicc
    Pranks: Christian
    Hitman: thiccman
    Hotel: trivago

  • @ioannisiakovidis6600
    @ioannisiakovidis6600 3 роки тому +3

    Being Greek I fully support your selection of malaka word

  • @bernardheile7917
    @bernardheile7917 3 роки тому

    00:38
    "and some zannys"
    Lmao

  • @MrMBinder
    @MrMBinder 3 роки тому +4

    "Like the video if you love booties"
    Well, can't argue with that.

  • @bobbuilder2039
    @bobbuilder2039 3 роки тому

    7:55 well you were right about the royal family jokes lmao

  • @MatthewAKemp
    @MatthewAKemp 3 роки тому +3

    "I'd rather get a zero star rating than no rating." I respect you for saying that so much Modest Pelican.

  • @ECHO_Mystiicc
    @ECHO_Mystiicc 2 роки тому +1

    “He doesn’t actually beat wives though, just children” lol

  • @darrelochieng8483
    @darrelochieng8483 3 роки тому +3

    The Prince Philip joke aged worse than him

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 3 роки тому

    "Looking more suspicious than a clear browser history..."
    1st of all: LOL
    2nd of all: That might've been a bar! And if not, it should be!

  • @bennygerow
    @bennygerow 3 роки тому +6

    You're like the wholesome dark souls of UA-cam channels.

  • @Blk_Velvet
    @Blk_Velvet 3 роки тому +1

    I always wondered why it was called “breakfast.” This channel is so wholesome and educational, thank you Papa Peli for your wisdom and knowledge may you prosper in hydration 🙏🏼

  • @ManScoutsofAmerica
    @ManScoutsofAmerica 3 роки тому +9

    Funny, I’m watching this on the day Prince Phillip died.

  • @Inevitable_Death
    @Inevitable_Death 3 роки тому

    Ngl I love your hitman content it makes hitman 100% more interesting w the stuff you say cracks me up lmao

  • @theratwithdrip
    @theratwithdrip 3 роки тому +3

    7:50 he literally predicted his own joke aging badly, he is a genius

  • @hugoalvarado6936
    @hugoalvarado6936 3 роки тому

    I joined Twitch to catch up on the BBRP story and I almost forgot about this 🤣 you are legend

  • @Tom-gi6gl
    @Tom-gi6gl 3 роки тому +3

    8:00 this didnt age well

  • @aaron6064
    @aaron6064 3 роки тому

    Agent 47 the perfect clone, not because of his skills, but because he's always sufficiently hydrated.

  • @jetthamman2583
    @jetthamman2583 3 роки тому +4

    Baby wake up modest pelican uploaded, get the water jug.

  • @ajmalrehmat
    @ajmalrehmat 3 роки тому +1

    What a mad lad, does the whole mission perfectly, doesn’t get a rating then proceeds to kill the entire family plus workers and ends it all with axing a guard.

  • @aydangrill4897
    @aydangrill4897 3 роки тому +5

    Intro idea: hi lads and lases modest pelican here and if you enjoy the video steal a commercial sized blimp and crash it into a sports game and in court say they weren’t subscribed to modest pelican because this really helps spread the good word of the channel

    • @charlie8766
      @charlie8766 3 роки тому

      Ah hello fellow communist dog

  • @thelukos
    @thelukos Рік тому +1

    “The wife of the man that hurt my feelings earlier” 😂😂

  • @lordcroker3939
    @lordcroker3939 2 роки тому +3

    About them royal family jokes......

  • @koroshiyashinigami
    @koroshiyashinigami 3 роки тому +1

    I MISSED THIS! 😂💯😂

  • @dewman1485
    @dewman1485 3 роки тому +3

    "I'd rather get a 0 star rating than nothing" 😂🤣

  • @Willy_keys
    @Willy_keys 9 місяців тому +1

    Glad to know he knows who zanny is, hes a great creator

  • @benahek
    @benahek 3 роки тому +4

    7:58 oh yeah man, it did age well

  • @herobrine3678
    @herobrine3678 3 роки тому

    Me: stays hydrated
    Creeper: ok
    Minecraft Steve: can’t drink water
    Creeper: 😈 aww man
    Creeper: *hssss boom*

  • @callumredman7519
    @callumredman7519 3 роки тому +9

    Just a friendly reminder to stay hydrated

  • @claytonqandrewsq7765
    @claytonqandrewsq7765 3 роки тому

    i hate it that i love this channel so much

  • @oddjob2043
    @oddjob2043 3 роки тому +6

    i can never tell if its thiccman or agent 47 anymore.

  • @OGCrafted
    @OGCrafted 3 роки тому

    LMAO @ the 360 Quickscopes in the beginning.

  • @williamrookwood7360
    @williamrookwood7360 3 роки тому +93

    I drowned my baby sister because she was crying about being dehydrated, she hasn’t moved or complained in days thanks peli

  • @sevenproxies
    @sevenproxies 2 роки тому

    2:49 Ah yes, I do have a vast collection of shoes. I will proceed with liking the video as instructed.

  • @lewishuskisson
    @lewishuskisson 3 роки тому +3

    “If you enjoy this video, please become a doctor and inject you patients with water to keep them hydrated”

  • @rashawn2323
    @rashawn2323 2 роки тому +1

    This mission felt like the movie “knives out” lol

  • @romanvaleri35
    @romanvaleri35 3 роки тому +5

    His next title:I infiltrated a women’s undies and this happened

  • @kabiermalik9835
    @kabiermalik9835 3 роки тому

    i havent watched any other hitman 3 video to be immersed in your series so im excited

  • @lamardavisakald4438
    @lamardavisakald4438 3 роки тому +24

    Imagine not being hydrated
    *this comment was made by hydrated gang*

    • @coconut_jpeg
      @coconut_jpeg 3 роки тому

      True that

    • @viewer-r5t
      @viewer-r5t 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut

    • @kavishjain8742
      @kavishjain8742 3 роки тому

      Can I come up in yo crib to have some water??

    • @lamardavisakald4438
      @lamardavisakald4438 3 роки тому

      Kavish Jain maybe if you got rid of your yee-yee a$$ haircut

    • @kavishjain8742
      @kavishjain8742 3 роки тому

      @@lamardavisakald4438 i just visited Bob Mulét and got rid of dat yee yee ass haircut

  • @xplorindylan9655
    @xplorindylan9655 2 роки тому +1

    you sir are convincing me to play this great game again in a different way love your style 😎👍

  • @deadchannel_1
    @deadchannel_1 3 роки тому +25

    I like how we all act Christian ironically on these videos even though most of us are actual Christians. I haven’t been to church or anything like that in years so this is basically my only form of worshiping Jesus at this point.

  • @markdinnen
    @markdinnen 3 роки тому

    'my family now watch my content and I have to deal with the consequences of what I say' Brilliant!

  • @rangatangamcbanger4062
    @rangatangamcbanger4062 3 роки тому +3

    Yeah prince Phillip didn’t age well

  • @wild159giant3
    @wild159giant3 3 роки тому

    pelican: uploads
    Me: Hydration time

  • @jesus_0395
    @jesus_0395 3 роки тому +3

    The prince Philip meme didn’t she well

  • @1995martire
    @1995martire 3 роки тому

    THEY PUT THE SIMPSONS RAKE GAG 😂 Brilliant