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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @mylanalgstrom
    @mylanalgstrom 5 років тому +21718

    “I think a lot of women are afraid to admit to it”
    “Are you afraid to admit to it?”
    “No....”
    *Awkward silence*

    • @drizzy3345
      @drizzy3345 4 роки тому +84

      Lady Destiny thank u genius

    • @fruitytootie2
      @fruitytootie2 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 4 роки тому +91

      Women in general are afraid to admit it. Unfortunately we are still ashamed about these things. Anybody here admits it? *crickets chirping*

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 4 роки тому +1

      aradvi21 But the video is about masturbation. What is your opinion about it?

    • @domersgay28647
      @domersgay28647 4 роки тому +6

      This is what inspired big mouth.

  • @thebreadlady6165
    @thebreadlady6165 3 роки тому +4671

    “big bird had a big beak.” I CANT-

    • @lilyb3an
      @lilyb3an 3 роки тому +69

      IKR poor big bird 😭

    • @Kate-gg4ws
      @Kate-gg4ws 3 роки тому +52

      haha and "Curious George doll"

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney 3 роки тому +2

      @@lilyb3an *Lucky

    • @kyrball
      @kyrball 3 роки тому +12

      THAT TOOK ME OUT

    • @Jumpathy
      @Jumpathy 3 роки тому +14

      if your attention span to find it is in the negatives it's at 2:21

  • @jaisha7746
    @jaisha7746 5 років тому +3394

    “ Big bird had a big beak “ 💀 mood.

  • @bakkoutdaknokks
    @bakkoutdaknokks 3 роки тому +3690

    he caught me off guard when he said 30 years old 😂😂😂

    • @HiimPickle_
      @HiimPickle_ 3 роки тому +68

      Bro I was like 😳

    • @noodlesushi111
      @noodlesushi111 3 роки тому +90

      deadass how do you not even think of jerking off until 30 years old. that's some iron will power right there.

    • @onepiecedub2299
      @onepiecedub2299 3 роки тому +23

      Poor guy

    • @alshee356
      @alshee356 3 роки тому +40

      I didn't until I was like 16-17 and I thought that was late lmao

    • @hot_salsa_dipping_sauce
      @hot_salsa_dipping_sauce 2 роки тому +37

      And the woman who said did it only once in her life,,, she had me surprised

  • @othnelwilliams6737
    @othnelwilliams6737 6 років тому +5942

    "Big bird, big Bird had a big beak." 💀

    • @shadowfox6438
      @shadowfox6438 6 років тому +43

      Kevin Said To Stop I died

    • @bambeliful
      @bambeliful 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tomhannah3825
      @tomhannah3825 5 років тому +31

      I had to immediately pause and LOL!!! Big Bird is such an icon of innocence!!!! Hahaha!!! Next you'll tell me dirty Elmo jokes! :)

    • @wwhjin5859
      @wwhjin5859 5 років тому +10

      The way she said it so naturally tho eye-

    • @upscaleavenue
      @upscaleavenue 5 років тому +3

      The scariest thing about it is I don't really know what it means and I'm not sure I want to know 😆

  • @corpsebun1962
    @corpsebun1962 7 років тому +3958

    "Why the fuck did you have her ask me that."

  • @panicing_socially1707
    @panicing_socially1707 5 років тому +5883

    2:46 “I was a late bloomer ... eight? Seven?”
    While everyone is saying in their teens 🤔😂

    • @Hickory_Dickory_Cock
      @Hickory_Dickory_Cock 4 роки тому +162

      One dude said 30

    • @therandomer285
      @therandomer285 4 роки тому +39

      I was 12 and I’m almost 13 lol 😂

    • @oskarpettersson3549
      @oskarpettersson3549 4 роки тому +32

      Eight seven 2 sec later “4” bullshit at 4 I didn’t even know what a dick... was with in girl changing room with my mom can’t even remember shit.

    • @abieabie7090
      @abieabie7090 4 роки тому +3

      Annie Ryan BRENDON AH

    • @yeetisfeetis6407
      @yeetisfeetis6407 4 роки тому +17

      I’m always scared my parents are gonna find out I don’t know what they would think I started when I was like 11 (I’m 12
      now)

  • @Len-vt5ol
    @Len-vt5ol 4 роки тому +6389

    „what inspired you to do it“
    „anime“
    ah i see, a woman of culture

  • @garrettbrando9841
    @garrettbrando9841 7 років тому +35635

    "I was a late bloomer....eight? Seven?"
    *Um...* 🤔😂

    • @dill0156
      @dill0156 7 років тому +581

      Garret Brando I know right

    • @blackc1t199
      @blackc1t199 7 років тому +385

      Garrett Brando iam 21 and Virgin

    • @sharky999streams
      @sharky999streams 7 років тому +278

      Ikr lmao that’s so early

    • @emionlinee
      @emionlinee 7 років тому +64

      Garrett Brando LMAOOO DEADDDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @benblanc2483
      @benblanc2483 7 років тому +13

      Fr

  • @victoriatabares6498
    @victoriatabares6498 6 років тому +2617

    "Big Bird had a big beak" died out laughing

    • @Jamun1920
      @Jamun1920 5 років тому +12

      I was looking for this comment.
      LMAO

    • @tahliaburney7429
      @tahliaburney7429 5 років тому +6

      she said this as i looked at this comment

    • @jxzminn7897
      @jxzminn7897 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josethegameplaya7775
      @josethegameplaya7775 4 роки тому +1

      So late IKR but literally can't believe she said that 😂😂😂

  • @jeetsharma6326
    @jeetsharma6326 7 років тому +8107

    The person who edited this, Deserves a medal

  • @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637
    @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 3 роки тому +3319

    2:47 “I was a late bloomer, sEveN”

  • @phake4327
    @phake4327 5 років тому +18734

    Those people who say "why do it myself when I can have someone else do it" infuriate me.

    • @eylice8091
      @eylice8091 5 років тому +2632

      Yeah like, you don't need anybody to do it for you, you can have fun by yourself

    • @5Bigfoots
      @5Bigfoots 5 років тому +2477

      Those are the people who feel insecure about admitting they masterbate a lot.

    • @chris-j1091
      @chris-j1091 5 років тому +2122

      The girl who said that(The one with the glasses) said in another video that she is a virgin...so i don´t know where she is getting that answer from

    • @fabsofia7328
      @fabsofia7328 5 років тому +595

      and doing alone is so much better lol

    • @madmikelike1
      @madmikelike1 5 років тому +444

      To self cautious and I have no idea why. And it's always the lamest people, like they trying to impress someone else.

  • @Enduro_NY
    @Enduro_NY 7 років тому +10157

    How tf do these people remember what age they figured that out I can't even remember half the things I did yesterday

    • @bastenthemaker2455
      @bastenthemaker2455 7 років тому +72

      Damn straight

    • @icywater5733
      @icywater5733 7 років тому +241

      Oh Pulse it was a pretty big moment

    • @damskoo6925
      @damskoo6925 7 років тому +22

      Oh Pulse this is one of the best comments I've ever read

    • @theRiver_joan
      @theRiver_joan 7 років тому +94

      I don't know man, I remember the moment crystal clearly honestly, and I don't remember shit.

    • @dwayneyoung8749
      @dwayneyoung8749 7 років тому +5

      Same. I smoke too much

  • @sydneyprathrr51
    @sydneyprathrr51 4 роки тому +2722

    3:05 i feal like that is the most privileged thing that the most stuck up people say

    • @dermax_hd
      @dermax_hd 4 роки тому +53

      True

    • @nakkilama
      @nakkilama 4 роки тому +444

      and she also admitted on an another video that she's a virgin xD

    • @dermax_hd
      @dermax_hd 4 роки тому +72

      @@nakkilama lol wtf

    • @nakkilama
      @nakkilama 4 роки тому +18

      @@dermax_hd ikr :D

    • @samuelmaingi6365
      @samuelmaingi6365 4 роки тому +156

      @@nakkilama bro WHAT?!?!😂 That's like me going "why would I drive myself to work when I can have my personal chauffeur do it" only to later on get busted and go "i had to cancel my job interview because my bike got a flat tire and I had no way of getting there"

  • @jakesanchez901
    @jakesanchez901 4 роки тому +4524

    Welcome baaaaaaaaack to another episode of:
    Why was this in my recommenced?

  • @GlecerioJrAmper
    @GlecerioJrAmper 5 років тому +3462

    4:26 "its all on you momma". Got me laughing hard😂

    • @romanarana
      @romanarana 5 років тому +1

      Glen Amper 😂

    • @lilmelon5400
      @lilmelon5400 4 роки тому +5

      Not knowing context is interesting

  • @ryaneub
    @ryaneub 5 років тому +3626

    30 years old?!!?! So wtf did u do for the first 29 years my guy?

    • @sunselai5254
      @sunselai5254 5 років тому +55

      Ryan Eubanks BROO LMFAOO

    • @terrancet-man9796
      @terrancet-man9796 5 років тому +41

      Straight lying. I could believe a girl going that long but not a guy. I ain't no where 30 been doing it almost all my life

    • @NoOne-om9bb
      @NoOne-om9bb 5 років тому +8

      He waited ;)

    • @jacobvillarreal7289
      @jacobvillarreal7289 5 років тому +3

      @@scurus11scurus shiittttttt. Might gotta try that

    • @swarupkumar2
      @swarupkumar2 5 років тому +23

      He waited to give himself a 30th birthday gift

  • @maglaquijoshuam.1396
    @maglaquijoshuam.1396 4 роки тому +517

    4:26 *iT's aLl oN u MomMa* , bro this had me dying LMFAO

  • @medievalphantom
    @medievalphantom 6 років тому +1473

    “ big bird, big bird had a big beak “ 😩😂😂

  • @HeyMel_B
    @HeyMel_B 7 років тому +4037

    *Its all your fault mama*
    Oh mi dios, I'm dying, i cant stop laughing when this guy comes

    • @brandonjohn5130
      @brandonjohn5130 7 років тому +12

      Melanie Barrientos he's fuckin hilarious hahahahah

    • @buckybarnes2026
      @buckybarnes2026 7 років тому +58

      phrasing !

    • @yourmoms14
      @yourmoms14 7 років тому +4

      i swear i always see you in the comment sections

    • @sirspicewilliams5660
      @sirspicewilliams5660 7 років тому +76

      "when this guy comes" given the context of this video...

    • @Bk-zt3ti
      @Bk-zt3ti 7 років тому +3

      Melanie Barrientos This guy needs his own show

  • @xthezombieguy
    @xthezombieguy 6 років тому +3303

    3:46 the ghost of hannah baker

  • @misssass7886
    @misssass7886 4 роки тому +247

    I love videos like this normalising human experience and really making anything from starting really young to a lot older to gay, straight, etc. Idk about the rest of y'all but definitely validated the hell out of my own experience. 😊

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 4 роки тому +3

      Really? How did you started? Its cool finally even girls are beginning to dare themselves to be honest enough to admit doing it even though the majority are still ashamed about it. Maybe that will change in the future.

  • @Lau838Lau
    @Lau838Lau 6 років тому +4239

    0:32 when my math teacher ask me something and the whole class stares at me.

    • @Stella-cf4cl
      @Stella-cf4cl 6 років тому +11

      Lauraa S. These have gotten stupider than the whole who’s watching this in (insert date)

    • @saad_5151
      @saad_5151 6 років тому +3

      Lauraa S. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laladie8109
      @laladie8109 6 років тому

      Lauraa S. 😂😂

    • @tamaratodorovska9166
      @tamaratodorovska9166 6 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @eldricke
      @eldricke 6 років тому

      Lauraa S. OMG

  • @lilianatavera4999
    @lilianatavera4999 5 років тому +238

    4:14 he’s one of my fave people on cut haha

  • @MrCarrot__
    @MrCarrot__ 4 роки тому +11585

    “I have and older sister”
    *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

  • @renatafaria5015
    @renatafaria5015 3 роки тому +246

    "WE SHOULD TEACH THEM
    wait. that sounds awful.
    never mind."

    • @hunainaghai3342
      @hunainaghai3342 3 роки тому

      What to teach?

    • @Wont_wood
      @Wont_wood 3 роки тому +2

      @@hunainaghai3342... Stay innocent

    • @duane_313
      @duane_313 2 роки тому +2

      LOL That was like something out of a script for the Office or some sitcom lol gold!

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 2 роки тому

      I honestly think you should. I started at 6 cause I figured it out accidentally and I had no idea that it was something that should be done in private. I still to this day wish someone had told me

    • @charadkins-sx4lb
      @charadkins-sx4lb 4 місяці тому +1

      MY JAW DROPPED AND I STARTED DYING

  • @CKams7
    @CKams7 5 років тому +3736

    1:30
    *Sweet Home Alabama*

  • @ZoeHammer
    @ZoeHammer 5 років тому +2912

    I hate that people feel so uncomfortable about this subject especially that women think it’s weird

    • @ZoeHammer
      @ZoeHammer 5 років тому +66

      Layla BTS my friends and i talk so openly about it it’s not disgusting or scandalous how everyone makes it out to be

    • @Aali23710
      @Aali23710 5 років тому +90

      It mainly depends on how you were brought up. Masturbating is a taboo thing in your environment and you were taught that it was a shameful, sinful, and disgusting thing then it maybe hard or uncomfortable for people to talk about it

    • @modeelwan5385
      @modeelwan5385 5 років тому +40

      it is uncomfortable , it is private thing, actually ppl understand it wrong n misuse it too so actually I prefer trying to stay away from it that's why is mot comfortable to talk about

    • @horselover1992
      @horselover1992 5 років тому +6

      aaliyah d My mom is super strict and would never approve. I did it for the first time in a moment of weakness yesterday and now I’m here trying not to crack from the guilt and disgust with myself. Is it really normal? I am so confused and conflicted.

    • @kokeboy1337
      @kokeboy1337 5 років тому +28

      @@horselover1992 uhm.... It's normal as fuck, are you serious? Are you like 8 years old? No teenager would say that lol. Just kidding mate, it's a part of life and pretty normal to do it, you should not feel guilty by doing it, if you are too religious then don't do it I don't give a shit.

  • @garrettbrando9841
    @garrettbrando9841 7 років тому +4876

    4:13 *Lol. He exposed his own mama* 😂

  • @rohin369
    @rohin369 3 роки тому +157

    “i was a late bloomer. 8? 7?” bro what do u think an EARLY bloomer is????

  • @hagzie
    @hagzie 7 років тому +6997

    "It was uhhh... lonely" 😂

  • @ColynKirkland
    @ColynKirkland 6 років тому +1661

    BIG BIRD...Big Bird had a really big beak.

  • @kimberlyrivera1019
    @kimberlyrivera1019 6 років тому +429

    I love the relationship that dude has with his mom

    • @milla6107
      @milla6107 6 років тому +4

      Punk Plague Lmao if I exposed her on a video like he did, me and her would probably go home and she would beat me to death

  • @ThisRandomPerson
    @ThisRandomPerson 3 роки тому +210

    "Big bird, big bird had a big beak"
    Omg she was so confident at saying that, I love itttttttt

  • @conorolszewski2853
    @conorolszewski2853 7 років тому +230

    "I was a late bloomer. 7?” TF THATS EARLY AF

  • @its_savvi1808
    @its_savvi1808 5 років тому +1317

    4:15 his mom in the background 💀💀I

    • @detboifendi1211
      @detboifendi1211 5 років тому

      Savi Girl no she wasn’t he said that so she can see that in the vid

    • @puppetparty7113
      @puppetparty7113 5 років тому +13

      @@detboifendi1211 No, she was. She works with cut too..

  • @coletadlock4323
    @coletadlock4323 7 років тому +5836

    At 3:47 damn, hands down the whitest person I’ve seen

    • @savvy_savv
      @savvy_savv 7 років тому +477

      Cole Tadlock I think it's just her makeup, in other videos she's not that white. Needs to lay off the powder

    • @natvause8234
      @natvause8234 7 років тому +201

      She wears that makeup for Halloween.

    • @Darkweb820
      @Darkweb820 7 років тому +106

      my eyes hurt!!

    • @lolaadepoju7150
      @lolaadepoju7150 7 років тому +21

      Nat Vause are you sure that's for Halloween?

    • @xWOAHitsSUZIx
      @xWOAHitsSUZIx 7 років тому +133

      Cole Tadlock I had to turn the brightest down on my phone

  • @keiharamarshall
    @keiharamarshall 4 роки тому +134

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: whyyyyyyyy
    Still clicks..

  • @FahadNazir007
    @FahadNazir007 6 років тому +2061

    *"I was 30 Years Old"* Dude wtf seriously !?

    • @Dime9764
      @Dime9764 5 років тому +46

      I thought I misheard him

    • @Assassin026
      @Assassin026 5 років тому +14

      I was 21 so?

    • @SamFBM
      @SamFBM 5 років тому +12

      howwwwww thooo

    • @tiermax1629
      @tiermax1629 5 років тому +13

      I was 10.

    • @trashhuman9900
      @trashhuman9900 5 років тому +45

      Fahad Nazir what is your point? you do it when you’re ready.

  • @juliaeve
    @juliaeve 6 років тому +2171

    First time I was about 7 and I have no idea how I even thought about it but I was in the bathtub and I was using the water that was running out of the shower as I was laying down and I said that to my mom and said that I did it until it felt like I had to pee lmao and she was like “GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY TO JESUS RIGHT NOW YOURE A SINNER!!!” Lol

    • @juliaeve
      @juliaeve 6 років тому +358

      And when I got my period a little later I thought it was god punishing me for it and it was coming out of my clit lol

    • @paranormaliao5719
      @paranormaliao5719 6 років тому +13

      Layla BTS lol same

    • @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709
      @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709 6 років тому +11

      Julia Chernov its a sin?

    • @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709
      @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709 6 років тому +9

      Julia Chernov also how long did u do it in the shower until ur period cause I have been doing it

    • @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709
      @deactivatedkdkdkkddk6709 6 років тому +7

      Layla BTS are u sure this one girl got hers after like a month lol

  • @Khayabushprojects
    @Khayabushprojects 7 років тому +2655

    Love this channel

  • @everyoneneedstochill5472
    @everyoneneedstochill5472 3 роки тому +27

    “i was a late bloomer..... eight or seven?“
    lmfao.💀✊

  • @adrian7029
    @adrian7029 5 років тому +9730

    .

    • @toxicbunnyxd7944
      @toxicbunnyxd7944 5 років тому +1095

      She's whiter than her teeth XD

    • @kuromi8384
      @kuromi8384 5 років тому +843

      I mean the background is grey so I would assume so.

    • @laine6407
      @laine6407 5 років тому +278

      Okay?? ..rude asf

    • @laarkientje6543
      @laarkientje6543 5 років тому +218

      Stopdabbingkids -.- not really

    • @laine6407
      @laine6407 5 років тому +79

      Xeno yes really.

  • @jack-ix7ky
    @jack-ix7ky 6 років тому +1816

    HE FRICKIN WORE A NARUTO SUIT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eilisesquivel8131
    @eilisesquivel8131 5 років тому +319

    interviewer: what inspired you to do it?
    lady: my parents had a back massager
    me: and i oop😯-

  • @mehh3622
    @mehh3622 3 роки тому +53

    mine was when i started having periods 😩 so
    idk gross alert !!?
    but yea i kinda felt uncomfortable with the pad. but i was just trying to adjust it with my legs and squeezed my thighs and ooo the sensation i got ✨✨✨✨✨
    so thats how i discovered m*sterbation hehe. i didn't even realise what i was doing but it felt nice 😁 i was a pure soul.

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 3 роки тому +5

      Same here but I am trying to remember if I was able to climax like that because now it seems a bit difficult. How about you?

    • @angelhamilton8446
      @angelhamilton8446 2 роки тому +2

      Mine was definitely before my period lol but I do it while I'm on it cause it really helps with my cramps

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому

      Me who started before 8 👁👄👁

  • @michaelc3154
    @michaelc3154 6 років тому +364

    0:41 Sounds like Lil Yachty!

  • @jaimesalazar3727
    @jaimesalazar3727 6 років тому +1131

    3:40 he just took his hat off lmao they look the same

  • @haileygray9113
    @haileygray9113 3 роки тому +88

    Why am I so addicted to these keep it 100 things 😂

  • @sixpackiona
    @sixpackiona 7 років тому +943

    ‘Big bird had a big beak’ 😂😂😂

    • @shadowfox6438
      @shadowfox6438 7 років тому +14

      Iona Scott as soon as I heard that I looked for this comment

    • @slippy2490
      @slippy2490 7 років тому +11

      This is the time when the law and order special victims plays

  • @moniqueharrison8394
    @moniqueharrison8394 6 років тому +408

    2:21- “Big Bird! Big Beard had a big beak.

  • @Mike242
    @Mike242 7 років тому +462

    "I was a late bloomer, 7-8?" what the fuck is normal? 5??????? tf?

    • @SonOfHubris
      @SonOfHubris 7 років тому +22

      That one bitch said 4 lol

    • @deaf-tomcat
      @deaf-tomcat 7 років тому +4

      I love the juxtaposition of all the people who were *actually* late bloomers after him lol.

    • @TONTON-ds3km
      @TONTON-ds3km 6 років тому

      Mike 242 Yeah, The normal is actually 5. Like seriously.

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому

      I was 4

  • @janiellehannon2841
    @janiellehannon2841 4 роки тому +16

    “I just like...stuck it up there!”
    Oml, I laughed so hard at that 😂😂

    • @mikkamakka6327
      @mikkamakka6327 4 роки тому +1

      i almost puked when i heard it xd i could never-

  • @isatheone
    @isatheone 4 роки тому +959

    It’s kinda sad how taboo it is to talk about these things when like almost everyone does it🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 4 роки тому +18

      Isa Gb Its been proven pretty much everybody does it but for a girl to ever dare herself to be honest enough to admit it is nearly impossible. How come you can admit it without getting a heart attack? Haha

    • @user-is3yn7xr4c
      @user-is3yn7xr4c 3 роки тому +10

      It's not "sad". It's called DECENCY

    • @Den_Vazw_Onoma
      @Den_Vazw_Onoma 3 роки тому +63

      @@user-is3yn7xr4c but its natural. we are not afraid to admit we shit

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 3 роки тому +1

      @Ashanty Ortega How come you can admit it without getting a heart attack? Haha!

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 3 роки тому +5

      @@laylalayla6630 I’m a girl and I do it a lot 😂. There’s nothing wrong with it.

  • @yonasco14
    @yonasco14 7 років тому +125

    "big bird...big bird had a big beak" LMAO

  • @puppykitigua6897
    @puppykitigua6897 5 років тому +3745

    “What inspired you to do this?”
    “Anime!”
    Most relatable thing ever

  • @manuelrdz5100
    @manuelrdz5100 3 роки тому +66

    I like how the guy at the end is just straight up being honest. That just made me laugh

  • @alafa7
    @alafa7 5 років тому +3846

    I was a late bloomer
    Maybe seven or eight?

  • @hamz5791
    @hamz5791 4 роки тому +1771

    0:41 yup, he's already my favorite person because of his fashion sense

  • @hambosambo21
    @hambosambo21 7 років тому +1810

    That guy with the bobble braids is way too stoned to be in these videos......

  • @alichehab5804
    @alichehab5804 3 роки тому +51

    OMG “we should teach girls how to do it at a young age... oh wait that sounds terrible “ I’m dead😂😂😂

  • @ibrimm2105
    @ibrimm2105 5 років тому +525

    2:59 me trying to talk to my crush

  • @dulicious
    @dulicious 5 років тому +524

    2:21 "big bird had a big beak"
    _bruh i'm WHEEZINGGJCPHCHPUFHDOTX9_

    • @JLM498
      @JLM498 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣 SAME!!! I was like damn, do you girl

  • @h.elaena
    @h.elaena 7 років тому +342

    "how old?"
    ilah: ..4?
    filos are 👌

    • @aidylsharil
      @aidylsharil 7 років тому +8

      vain iniquity As a curious male, may I ask how?

    • @dsembers8865
      @dsembers8865 7 років тому +1

      Maybe she said fourteen but the cut it? Idk

    • @nataliam450
      @nataliam450 7 років тому +1

      1000 subs for commenting? :D how what?

    • @klsj8006
      @klsj8006 7 років тому +8

      dsembers no toddlers masturbate all the time. It’s normal. Even babies in the womb have been seen touching themselves

    • @shane9340
      @shane9340 7 років тому

      her father helped

  • @gubbinsly
    @gubbinsly 3 роки тому +6

    how are these people so pure! my first time was when I was three..

    • @rosalia5535
      @rosalia5535 2 роки тому

      Wtf. I don't even have any memories before 6.

  • @jdb8104
    @jdb8104 7 років тому +296

    BIG BIRD HAS A LONG BEAK LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

  • @3tarbutterfly
    @3tarbutterfly 5 років тому +2624

    3:46 lmao it's hannah bakers ghost

    • @goldplex
      @goldplex 5 років тому +144

      dont tell her that she has a fat ass or she'll blame the school

    • @olivia250
      @olivia250 5 років тому +73

      not that funny. she probably insecure about that

    • @Dietxcokex00
      @Dietxcokex00 4 роки тому +52

      Lmao here's another bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else and gains pleasure out of making misplaced jokes.

    • @rachxluv
      @rachxluv 4 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOO

    • @bugsy3223
      @bugsy3223 4 роки тому +5

      Heather duke shut up sensitive ass

  • @kenangedik3678
    @kenangedik3678 6 років тому +1152

    Am I the only one who figured it out myself?

  • @user-yd5mf6ck1i
    @user-yd5mf6ck1i 4 роки тому +8

    I was like 4 or 5 (may have been younger, I have done it for as long as I can remember) when I was doing those things but I obviously didn't know what I was doing, I would just be rubbing on chairs in front of people like in class or in the kitchen. I didn't know what I was doing and my mom would always yell at me to stop doing it, when I didn't know what I was doing wrong. Now that I have grown up and she told me what it was. I don't mention it ever and I thankfully do that in front of people anymore. It is so EMBARRASSING!!!!

    • @user-yd5mf6ck1i
      @user-yd5mf6ck1i 4 роки тому

      Water I know I’m so disgusted with myself 😅
      I don’t even remember when I stopped doing it, I just remember stopping one day when I found out what it was but I don’t really remember what age I was when I learned everything about sex, masturbation, periods etc... I just remember learning those things at a pretty young age

  • @odalismendoza8702
    @odalismendoza8702 4 роки тому +468

    “big bird! big bird had a big beak!”
    2:21
    im dead 💀

    • @hollisjo4023
      @hollisjo4023 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like throwing up but I'm wheezing too hard

    • @loraverse681
      @loraverse681 3 роки тому +3

      That part killed me 💀

  • @emma-zk6ql
    @emma-zk6ql 5 років тому +821

    2:47 *Did she just say 4* 😂

    • @Angel-iq7ou
      @Angel-iq7ou 5 років тому +80

      Yea, it's prob because it's easier for girls to accidentally stimulate. Think about it.

    • @wanderingsoul1094
      @wanderingsoul1094 5 років тому +59

      no :( unfortunately she was sexually assaulted when she was 4 years old. so it was around that time she did it for the first time.

    • @vigneshrk
      @vigneshrk 5 років тому +28

      @@wanderingsoul1094 damn how u know all this?

    • @pam57
      @pam57 5 років тому +15

      vigneshrk she talked about it on her yt channel

    • @Emi714lysm
      @Emi714lysm 5 років тому +2

      @@pam57 GIMME HER YT CHANNEL

  • @keepss8480
    @keepss8480 6 років тому +708

    1:36
    HOL UP

  • @hansypants
    @hansypants 3 роки тому +44

    3:56 Man's speaking like he records his sessions on a google doc

  • @zacharylawrence3750
    @zacharylawrence3750 7 років тому +797

    First tym i done it, when i finished it obviously felt good so i tried to keep going but it hurt cos i had already bust so i got hella scared and thought i broke it and i was embarassed to tell my mum so i just said to my self "Just leave it til morning and if it aint fixed by then, then i'll have to just tell her and we can go to the doctors. But i was shitting myself all night cos i didnt want to touch it until the next day haha. Barely got any sleep that night

  • @orlandotovar4318
    @orlandotovar4318 7 років тому +235

    "I was a late bloomer, I was like 7-8" 😂😂 wtf dude

    • @ilikecheaseful
      @ilikecheaseful 6 років тому +3

      Orlando Tovar when I heard that guy say that I looked for this comment

  • @Mangosareunderrated
    @Mangosareunderrated 6 років тому +755

    3:52 "This shit. Is bananas"😂😂

  • @xiomaralashbeauty4110
    @xiomaralashbeauty4110 2 роки тому +78

    The first guy is so funny he needs to be on every episode lol

  • @heyymanniceshot
    @heyymanniceshot 6 років тому +451

    3:52 *THIS SHIT IS BANANAS*
    why did i laugh so much at this

    • @elimochi
      @elimochi 5 років тому

      B A N A N A S

  • @martinawad3629
    @martinawad3629 7 років тому +592

    0:24 me looking at my life

    • @coldpizza0123
      @coldpizza0123 7 років тому +7

      Martin Awad so fucking cringe

    • @livi3603
      @livi3603 7 років тому +2

      Those eyes tho

    • @shane9340
      @shane9340 7 років тому

      Cold Pizza U mean cuz girls always wanna be relatable and be like ,uhhh my life sucks , love pizza and wanna love pizza’ if this is right then i agree

    • @jordan6287
      @jordan6287 7 років тому +5

      3:15 me in math class pretending to understand everything.

  • @desireace2352
    @desireace2352 5 років тому +1046

    Mans got a Naruto jacket 0:41

  • @goingback2u
    @goingback2u 3 роки тому +54

    “What inspired you to do it?”
    “Anime.”
    the correct answer

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 3 роки тому

      Which one do you recommend for that? 😄

    • @radahn42
      @radahn42 3 роки тому

      The wrong answer

    • @goingback2u
      @goingback2u 3 роки тому +1

      @@radahn42 your opinion 🤷‍♀️

    • @radahn42
      @radahn42 3 роки тому +1

      @@goingback2u weeeeb, get back to reddit

    • @goingback2u
      @goingback2u 3 роки тому +1

      @@radahn42 i dont use reddit but ok? I dont know what your problem is with anime but leave me out of it.

  • @Tom-po3bv
    @Tom-po3bv 7 років тому +380

    “Why the fuck would you ever ask me that” hahahaha

    • @obi-wankenobi9871
      @obi-wankenobi9871 7 років тому +2

      Welcome to Cut

    • @xiamfinal571
      @xiamfinal571 7 років тому +5

      *...would you have her ask me that.

    • @Tom-po3bv
      @Tom-po3bv 7 років тому +1

      Just realised lol, I'll blame it on poor headphone sound quality

    • @shane9340
      @shane9340 7 років тому +1

      Tom HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @swalgo7686
    @swalgo7686 5 років тому +5947

    2:49 WTF? 4? I didn't know what my pepe was even for at the age 4

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames 5 років тому +123

      Same my dude

    • @amigodokazzen9617
      @amigodokazzen9617 5 років тому +49

      Same

    • @ranguiano74
      @ranguiano74 5 років тому +345

      well she's a female, all they have to do hump and rub

    • @allymoon8018
      @allymoon8018 5 років тому +191

      Maybe she meant to say 14 but it was cut off before she finished her sentence because 4? Huh? I don’t think so

    • @nateshN
      @nateshN 5 років тому +329

      4 is actually pretty normal, even Freud included it in the phallic phase. Most people just don't remember that they used to rub against a pillow because it feels good as a toddler.

  • @matz2902
    @matz2902 5 років тому +650

    3:36 he sounds like morty from RICK AND MORTY!!

  • @Tootisepop
    @Tootisepop 6 років тому +360

    *The only channel where you can unleash your inner Pervert*

  • @lenawittkowski3836
    @lenawittkowski3836 4 роки тому +5

    I also had this "playground pole" experience and I never even thought that other people experienced the same, I've never talk to anyone about it

    • @laylalayla6630
      @laylalayla6630 4 роки тому

      Nobody told you to stop doing that? Adults can get a heart attack over things like that.

    • @lenawittkowski3836
      @lenawittkowski3836 4 роки тому +2

      @@laylalayla6630 actually i don't think anyone has noticed it. At least it I hope so... Kinda uncomfortable for me to talk about this, but I told my boyfriend the same day and he wasn't judgemental or anything so I don't think of this as a sin anymore lol

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому

      😭😂I’m not the only one haha

  • @foreverwantingpie
    @foreverwantingpie 7 років тому +1494

    3:51 that is the whitest person ive ever seen

    • @lust1496
      @lust1496 7 років тому +54

      foreverwantingpie i swear i was thinkin the same thing

    • @FirstLast-ow1pt
      @FirstLast-ow1pt 7 років тому +94

      I hit this thinking it was gonna be racist
      But she is actually pale lol

    • @kaylen1011
      @kaylen1011 7 років тому +22

      Yeah she’s hella pale like a vampire or something. Maybe the camera?

    • @algonzalez6853
      @algonzalez6853 7 років тому +5

      lmao y'all r probably the kind of person that says stupid shit when u look at someone like nyma tang

    • @GreenSlug420
      @GreenSlug420 7 років тому +21

      I swear she wears very bright makeup. Their is no way in hell someone can be that white lol. That is like a black guy that is so black you just think he is a shadow lol

  • @ivanazirojevic3544
    @ivanazirojevic3544 7 років тому +759

    Comment section :
    40% - 4 ? Really ?
    30% - Is that black Naruto ?
    20% - That girls whit as f !
    10% - Telling their masturbation storys 👍

  • @roowithapencil
    @roowithapencil 5 років тому +353

    0:39 how is no one talking bout her 😩💛

  • @kiwi6207
    @kiwi6207 4 роки тому +8

    2:00 im in love with that girl
    SHE'S SOO PRETTY

  • @DanTheDoodler
    @DanTheDoodler 7 років тому +1683

    0:41 I smelled Naruto so I appeared. Not what I expected but I wasn't wrong...

  • @caesarsupremacy8842
    @caesarsupremacy8842 5 років тому +354

    3:18 is so pretty and I love her hair! That flower is so cuteee now I want a hair flower (:

  • @vs-24
    @vs-24 4 роки тому +1267

    Don’t attack me
    *but I started at 3*
    Ok I didn’t know what I was doing at the time till I hit age 6 and it was like holy...

    • @felipexp8836
      @felipexp8836 4 роки тому +68

      @@laylalayla6630 Yes I also remember I did that when I was 3, I don't know why whe can remember that. But yea

    • @leopardwing9763
      @leopardwing9763 4 роки тому +87

      Wait how did you realise at 6? I started early too but it didn't hit me until I went into middle school got an iPod and started doing some research.

    • @felipexp8836
      @felipexp8836 4 роки тому +21

      @@leopardwing9763 you start when you're a baby just because your curious lol

    • @felipexp8836
      @felipexp8836 4 роки тому +8

      Everyone started when they were a baby

    • @lorstyle.lorena2800
      @lorstyle.lorena2800 4 роки тому +37

      @@felipexp8836 Well, I sure didn't

  • @matthewdnburton
    @matthewdnburton 3 роки тому +2

    "Big bird had a big beak". lmao I'm dead.

  • @t3rrify49
    @t3rrify49 4 роки тому +668

    0:40 where can i buy on of those naruto suits

    • @bugsy3223
      @bugsy3223 4 роки тому +20

      T3RRIFY theres something called the internet

    • @t3rrify49
      @t3rrify49 4 роки тому +55

      @@bugsy3223 woah wtf

    • @bugsy3223
      @bugsy3223 4 роки тому +6

      T3RRIFY stfu headass nigga

    • @puffypixie4048
      @puffypixie4048 4 роки тому +1

      INNIT

    • @slayerツ
      @slayerツ 4 роки тому +2

      T3RRIFY can’t tell if you are trolling or genuine lmao

  • @emppos432
    @emppos432 7 років тому +802

    I was fucking 11. Oh god.

  • @justraegan8106
    @justraegan8106 6 років тому +172

    2:21 well damn

  • @karsonlusi
    @karsonlusi 2 роки тому +1

    03:41 "i was probably just thinking about the task at hand" *chuckles

  • @sumayyahfirozi1631
    @sumayyahfirozi1631 4 роки тому +247

    “It’s your fault their walls be hurting... it’s your fault Mama” 😂😂😂 @4:23