Women Know Things That Men Don't. Fred Klett
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2024
- Women know things that men don't, it's a miracle that men survive at all according to Fred Klett. Watch "One Of Ten" by Fred Klett only at www.drybarcomedy.com/fredk
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Just celebrated 21 years of marriage, I can definently relate. I have found out I'm color blind, half deaf, and possibly stupid. I couldn't make it without her.
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That's what they want us to think.....so we can never leave.
Lol
@J Dial lol
Councelor: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't.
William Freeman so funny 🤣
Bruh tf ? That's dark 😹
*counselor
@@Key_1111 . Proved my point.
@@williamfreeman3331 No it doesn't. Your bad spelling and your joke has no connection.
I showed this to my parents. My mother laughed more than my father 😂
@Ethan Slicer are you a 10 year old ? Or some where in that proximity of age ?
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I was laughing so hard, i couldnt breathe, im a wife...its so true in so many ways....
because it is true. so many dominating women nowadays
He was having flash-backs...
"Been married 35 yrs, I'm very happy 😑 I asked my wife if I'm happy, she said 'yes'... 👍 thats good enough for me" 😂💙💙
Best opener to a comedy show I’ve ever heard.
That was a great statement.
There's one guy laughing so hard, and I can feel his wife's glare 🤣
Krystal Pistol he laughed so hard in the video If humans were fish too 😆
No, he's laughing that way *because* he doesn't have a wife to tell him he's being too loud. 😜
She's out of town.
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Step away from the glare and nobody gets fried! 🌞👰🏻
"You're wearing that shirt?"
"No, dear. It's just what I'm wearing while you're getting ready."
- Jeff Foxworthy
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😂 good answer
Goodone
Jason Smith LOL!!!
Another comedian here at Drybar said, "no honey, this are my pretend clothes, I will go and wear the real ones right now".
I've always wondered if "woman" is simply a contraction for "woe unto man". So I asked my wife. Then I bought a new couch because the other one was uncomfortable to sleep on.
@Ethan Slicer 😏 That was actually just a joke I wrote for a stand-up comedy routine...about marriage.
HAHAHAAHAH STOOOOP IT LMFAOOOO
@Ethan Slicer Careful. She might take you up on that.
You should have bought a new bed. Possibly in a different house.
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Sent to my 5 sisters, reminding them we're doing God's work, keeping these men alive!
AMEN 🙌🏻✝️🙌🏻
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And dear lord, sometimes... okay, usually, we need it
The level of sarcasm has me choking 😭😆
What sarcasm? There wasn't a word spoken that was sarcastic!!!
Mitch Blocher
Hahah there was a lot of sarcasm... it was peppered with love so it was cute.
Omg , hilarious , side spitting !!!
@@mitchblocher2087 awww does someone need to hold up a sarcasm card for you so you'll know? *LOL*
@@app77 , I think he might just be being sarcastic himself ;)
I gotta admit, when I follow a woman's clothing advice I get compliments. 👍🙄
You're being groomed
@@dereklewis4321 lol but it worked out. Proves we know all. in your face
@@dereklewis4321 into what, attracting women and getting laid? STFU and give mommy her phone back
I dressed like a 26 years old man when I was 13...I still have no idea why boys at my age preferred to stay the hell away from me.
@@johntao6822 I'm just making a joke, dont need to trip.
This guy's delivery is amazing. Makes his material so much funnier.
So true. And his facial expressions. The whole act is so spot on.
Yeah great delivery, some jokes weren't as funny to me as others but his character sold em to me.
It's on point xxx
My friends commented that they love how I refer to my wife as honey, darling sweetie etc even after thirty years of marriage. Truth is I forgot her name and I am too scared to ask!!
Really?
Lol
@@k.5425 Nah, course not!
@@davidjma7226 😂😂
Hahahahaaahhh....
The accuracy of it all is scary hilarious. I think, but I'd have to ask my wife to be sure
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She'll just tell you it isn't
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Facts
That’s why married man live longer then Single men , because there wife’s won’t let them die.
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Very cute, & factual lmao😝🤪👍
@Alex Morales ... See?! That proves it, those women didn't nag enough, lol!
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I was told it just *seems* longer.
My wife has a special way of finding things, she says" LOOK FOR IT ".
Lol
Idk why men can't see non moving objects that are in their face. Ie. The ketchup bottle. Maybe they are trained to hunt things that move only lol.
@@respecthumankind333 Lol. That might even be a right theory since men mostly hunted while women gathered berries or whatever in hunter gatherer groups. I can see things from the corner of my eye whereas my wife often can not and has to turn her head. On the other hand I have a hard time finding things if they are unsorted.
Men find things better from a few feet back... I don't know why, all i know is if I tell the 3 guys I live with who can't find the tartar sauce in the fridge to take 2 steps back, they suddenly find it.
I swear....My mom always says when I can't find something, "look with MY eyes", It sounds better in Hindi
Hes really good! Dang. This is the kind of comedian we need. One that's genuinely funny, and doesn't need all those curse words and uses his experiences.
And doesn't have to mention race throughout the WHOLE delivery.
Cursing is way overrated I'm a first time viewer and I like this guy 😅😅😅😅
I bought a t-shirt that says "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything."
My ex needed that. I wonder if his new wife is half as smart as me. 😉
@@lisab9541 LOL. Maybe your ex smartened up himself. ;)
No he didn't, he re-married!
@csrgatorfan The irony was not lost on her. So no, she was not the one who bought it. :D
@@dany1441 No one said anything about ironing his shirt! :)
I found this so funny that I instantly shared it with someone (I wont say who) but I soon learnt that its not funny.
This is golden 😂 needs more likes
Yeah i know why.
Hector D: So you learned a lot from your wife! We really are awesome.
@@Gasp7000 I can't see your text, let me get my glasses, be right back!
I'm a wife. I found it so it is pretty hilarious to me. But if he sent it too me i would not find it funny.
Fred is HILARIOUS. He’s got great timing and delivery.
His video of growing up with siblings is also a hoot.
This was amazing. Spot on. I can't get out of a parking lot without my wife. If I hadn't gotten married, I'd still be stuck at the mall.
"I got married, I no longer need the Discovery Channel." Words of wisdom. Lmao 😂
Yikes
the man that laughed (a little bit too loud) when he said "when to leave the party" HE knows what the dude was talking about hahahaha
*laughed
*too loud
That's strange... I am always the one that wanted to leave the party earlier, because my wife would tend to yak away endlessly. Go figure.
Steve Just Saying lots of couples have the fun one and the lame one. Your wife is the fun one
My husband and I seem to trade off "when to leave the party." It's usually mostly him that wants to leave before I do.
@@SirCanuckelhead Sexual people are usually the boring ones
I'm a wife, but I laughed out loud! I'm sure my husband feels like this guy sometimes!
Wow sounds horrible
@@KanyeKetchup You haven’t heard the wife’s dialog😉.
We all do, trust me.....😬
His delivery is perfect.
I admit, I too thought that shirt was pink until he made that pronouncement.
I once had an orange shirt. My girlfriend never said anything about it. Then I married her. The shirt disappeared. Some questions are best left unasked.
Uh...what happened to the shirt? Guess I shouldn't ask.
Andrew Velonis My husband has discovered over the decades that the parts of his wardrobe that I don't care for tend to stay at the bottom of the hamper indefinitely. Like his trumpkin pie Thanksgiving shirt? If he can find it and wants to wear it bad enough, he can wash it. Lol
there is a Chris Rock joke : you think you live in YOUR house? Try putting a picture of your mom in a living room of YOUR house, and see what the real owner will say. My gf's dad found a religious painting, he loved it. wanted to put it up. Now It hangs in the garage :)
Rhoda Watkins That’s so funny! Could be in comedy show !
I would never throw my husband's shirt or anything else away. I guarantee I have many things he would love to burn or make disappear.
Plot twist.
His wife is in the audience too, laughing her heart out.
Oh she's laughing now,...until they get home and he finds the couch ready for him to sleep on lol
@@tranquility9325 sounds like something my mum would do 🤣
@@helli5057 lololol
Why plot twist, he was describing{humorously} how he is under his wive thumb, making money in the process which money will be spend the way she want, the loudest laughs were coming from the women in the audience.
My hubs and I show love by insults, lol. This guy had me rolling!
“I’m hungry “
“No you’re not”
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"I'll feed you when it's time." Ha ha
I love this guy !!! He is hilarious. Lord knows we need laughter right now with all the CRAZINESS going on.
Husbands meeting each other be like: *"I too, am cursed with knowledge."*
Underrated comment lmao.
Makes total sense, the only person in the mcu who lived with a woman (she treated him like a wife would) for prolonged period of time was tony, but i didn't know thanos had a wife in the mcu. Hey look knowledge got imparted on me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1,000th like!
Brilliant 🤣♡
One day my wife yelled at me for letting a hundred mosquitos in the door and I totally recited this bit to her ... she was not amused!
Too bad it was hilarious! :)
3DCGdesign I liked the breathing one also...was hilarious!
My wife knows their names.
Finally a funny comedian who didnt swear, or telling dirty jokes. Too funny
Brian Regan. Check him out.
The best men are ones like this guy, who can laugh at himself AND her, in a way that feels good!😅
Exactly. Not downgrading women kind of humour.
@@summydots
Well said! We women are criticized too much as it is. In men's crap rap whining biotch sessions.
I mean...
He does look great with that hibiscus shirt🤣 🌺🌺🌺
It is a flattering color for him
@@otiliaioan5348 You mean
James McInnis thank you for bringing this forth.. that was mean when I read it again, but I wrote it without mean intention & humorously.. gosh..twin peaks has stained my mind since I was real little, and it surfaces through me.. God I wish I could erase it from my memory bank.
@@otiliaioan5348 no, it didn't seem mean to me. I was just wondering why you began with "I mean"
I agree. It looks nice on him.
"It's time pal and you should get married so you'll know too." 😂 I laughed so loud.
And get a hibiscus shirt 😂😂😂😂
I like that seeing men wearing pink, shows confidence.
It's not pink it's hibiscus 😂😂
Truth be told, I have actually seen one instance where 2 adult men both accompanied by their wives while the wives are shopping, picking up items and making the husbands carry their bags, and the husband's when crossing each other, exchanged a look of mutual understanding and empathy. They never spoke a word. It was all in thir eyes.
That guy laughing in the audience is cracking me up even more! Lol
Nell Desjardins yes! He’s definitely a huge encouragement 😂😂😂😂 love his laugh!!
CORRECTION: My MAN doesn’t know what HE likes at a restaurant. went to a restaurant with my husband and he ordered something I remembered he didn’t like BUT I kept my trap shut and as a result had to listen to him talk about how he didn’t like what he picked.
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These types of men are pretty.... Forgetful lol you're a blessing for dealing with him
😂 😂 Well.... He chose u for a wife 🙊🙊😝😝 but he doesn't know.... 👍 and its too late now 😂😂
At least he knew the restaurant most women can't even choose that :p
"So where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick."
"Okay! How about chinese?"
"Ugh, no, you always pick chinese. I'm sick of it. Pick something else."
"Okay... Then let's have sushi."
"That's too expensive."
"...Pizza?"
"You know it upsets my stomach!"
"Okay, then I don't know where we should go. You pick."
"Ugh, why do you always make *me* decide?!"
Or... "Where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick."
"I dunno. Where do *you* want to go?"
Same result; much faster.
He is hilarious and wonderful. Love Fred Klett's comedy 😆🤣🥰!!!
This is comedy! No swearing, no cussing, no inappropriate jokes.
Just clean wholesome fun for everyone.😆
Yea!!!!
Isn't it strange that all he does is stand up on stage and tell the truth and it's so funny.
"Salmon"
A well educated husband😁😂
Hahaha! That was classic.
Nothing beats an educated man.
@@jamaicanbeauty8120 except his wife
@@jamsterical8467 😂😂
And he said it correctly. The 'L' is silent....another thing that only women know.
I would wear that shirt because my wife told me i like it.
It looks sharp though.
I like it too! My wife won't let me wear a pink (hibiscus) shirt.
@@jamesdakis9691 then you sir, need a new wife. Sounds like you've got yourself a mom.
@@cadavher I've got the best wife in the world. Just because she doesn't want me wearing a pink shirt doesn't mean that she isn't the best thing that ever happened to me. I wouldn't trade her for anything or anyone in the world!
James Dakis, D.Min. Good boy !! 👰🏻🌺
"He said: I'm hungry, she said: No you're not" - Reminds me of a story: My grandfather used to be an avid mountain hiker, which he would usually do with a group of male friends. As some point, when they had already children, they went on a family hiking tour. And when my grandma, not a hiker at all, said that she needed a break, he just replied: "No, we don't need a break now". Despite what it now may seem after this story, my grandparents were lovely to each other all the years until my grandfathers death. Even the nurses who cared for them noticed, how they still interacted lovely with each other, each one calling the other by sweet little names.
this is a gem!!!! so perfect! no vulgarity whatsoever just wonderful humor!!!!!
the hibiscus crayon is in the rich kids’ mega crayon box with the sharpener
SearchIndex,
LoL 😂
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I love that David Spade bit!
lowkey was jealous as a kid when i saw my classmate had one.
You are soooooo right! The one our parents wouldn't buy for us!
It's not pink, it's hibiscus 🤣😂😆
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IT'S LIGHTISH RED
Aaaaaa...
And salmon would clash with it.
Man, that guy's wife should be proud.
It's not pink, it's foul.
Ok, so after finding 3 comedians, that I never heard of, and laughing harder than ever...I'm downloading the free app for Dry Bar Comedy!! I NEVER DOWNLOAD APPS. This is big for me. Thank you for the lauhgs!! 😂😂🤣🤣🌟🌟🎯
I have the Drybar app. It's great. I highly recommend Brad Upton as well as Fred.
This comment section is GOLDEN !
You all made me laugh my head off .
You were a great part of the comedy routine 🤣😂☺️😜😜😜
It's 2022 no one is getting married .
Fun is over ladies make a sandwich and keep quiet
*You get dressed going somewhere*
Wife: "You gon' wear that?"
Husband: "No no, I was just gonna get the mail, come in and change!"
- Sinbad 1990😂😂
Most men can't coordinate their clothes. They should make garanimals for men. Match the tags...and the tops and bottoms will go together.
Ah Sinbad. 😁👍 Funny guy.
Genesis in plain language: God made Man. Took one look at him and said 'this guy needs help!' and made Woman.
Literally! LOL
Trueee haha
Perfect.
Amen
Yeah but lol not necessarily Genesis, but more as the creation of man. x)
Fred is so great! So gifted with the way of presenting his humor in such storytelling-like way!
I can relate to the open door. My husband always lets millions of mosquitoes in!
And my husband is always hurrying me to close the door because of mosquitos!
You must live in Minnesota? Eh! Ya shuure, you betcha...
😄😄😄
That's not a man doing comedy.
That's a man having a meltdown and I fear that I might end up like him one day...
You won't if you kept your dignity as your number 1 priority, and knew how to dominate your wife the right way.
A man makes his place known
The king with his queen
Equal to an extent
I think its more "I love you but some things you do makes me suffer 😂" if you're secure you can make fun of anything
Clotoz and, he gets paid!
@@Victor_Graves good luck with that
I should be writing a paper but instead.... I’m here
javan pries priorities my friend priorities
Same
Lol...I know the feelings.
If your paper is aboout mosquitos...
I’m doing the exact same thing 😂
I'm not married, but I understood the jokes, and had a really good time. This man is funnnnnny 😂🤣
His last bit hit home! I'm color deficient and as a kid my mom would buy me pink shirts. When I'd question the color, she said they weren't pink, they were flesh tone. I learned how to throw a punch early.
Love it👊
Actually that shirt does work well for the performance and video. Good choice.
I was thinking the same thing. His wife has awesome taste 👌
It even matches the background stage lights.
It's a very nice shirt
Ah my God a comedian that does not say r rated things so I can watch him when kids are in the same room thanks for clean pure comedy
Check out Taylor Mason's Thou Shalt Laugh. He does his ventriloquist acts in churches.
Smileheals - This channel only plays “clean” comedy.
. You should check out George Carlin and Richard Pryor--don't know if you ever heard of them but they are considered two of the greatest of all time--and they curse up a storm
Brian Regan
"The Dry Bar" channel only plays "clean" comics - every comedian on this channel is G rated.
I laughed crying through this whole thing!! Shared with my father-in-law!! 😂😂
My husband is about to watch this. Earlier I watched it on my iPad, laughed so much. It’ll be interesting to see how he reacts. Update! Yes, he smiled and thought it very good indeed. I laughed as I watched it again. Humour, don’t you just love it? 46 years…and I’m still hanging in there - so is he! 😉
“I used to wear my shoes in the house.” 🤣 this is also cultural and too funny
@Pat McCann Funny, not only Asian don´t wear shoes in the house.
Canadian and no shoes in the house.
@Lura I think Europeans in general don't wear shoes in the house
What are you doing eating off the floor ?
Red Yellow now why is this your takeaway?
I’m a 19 year old girl no where close to knowing what it’s like to be married and this was STILL hilarious
@Ethan Slicer Can you maybe flip off?
You're going around in the comment section being a salty jerk. No one cares about your trash opinion-and if you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything at all.
@Yokai369 uh excuse me what
Allison now your twenty are you married yet?😄😄😄😄😄😂😯😈 if so can you relate?
As a 70 year old woman giving you advice, men are ok at first. Whatever you do, marry someone who loves you more than you love him, but a man you respect. Make sure he wants to take care of his family financially, but do your own thing so that you can be independent. Sense of humor, intrinsic and spiritual values same as yours is important. Blessings to you, Dearest One. 🙏🏼❤️
It’s hilarious until you’re living it. Watch out.
23 years for me & I’m still learning.
SoldiersofSelfMastery ... they will ALWAYS be teaching ....🤪🤪🤪
I don’t follow these hell doctrine proclaiming persons 💀
Out standing lineup. Regularly keeps me smiling
My wife told me to like this
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My sides!
Good boy.
😂😂😂
When you get married:
You can either be right?
or
You can be happy.
Can't be both.
Jeff Allen. Nice
Jared Smith lies
@@lCarlsenl It's from a comedian, and he's not wrong, speaking for the majority.
Wtf are you talking about I’m gonna r/whoosh myself on this one
@@Meshatiny Are you married?
this guy is FANTASTIC! i just watched his special. thank you drybar and thank you fred for all the laughs!
I thought am the only one who needs help daily.. Nevet gets tired of this guy.. Thanks man🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
That party joke is the opposite for my parents, my dad is always telling my mom when it's time to go 😂
Is your dad older
@@TheBrob1983 yes, but actually my mom just loves to have conversations with people, so it's hard to pull her away 😄
@@phromprong2068 oh my step dad was almost 30yrs older than my mom so he was always ready to go once they arrived anywhere
@@TheBrob1983 oh I see 😅 no, he's only 4 years older than my mom
My ex wouldn't go if he hadn't had me.
This guy's comedic timing is impeccable! Great set!
I just shared this with my father!! He will love it!!
4:09 “My wife not only told me I breath too loud, she told me the exact distance from which people can hear me.”
At this point I was already grinning and thinking, “8 feet.”
Him: *“... A MAI-UHL!”*
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD
"breathe"
Lol, I was told that too. And that I walk to loud as well, it’s not like I stomp around either
As a woman, I approve this message ✔️
@Ethan Slicer (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) lol
Same 😂
It's 2022 no one is getting married .
Fun is over ladies make a sandwich and keep quiet
@@KanyeKetchup
Failed charm school huh? Well it's 2023 now and still no one thinks your funny including me. Get over yourself already.
Wow..... SERIOUSLY FREAKING FUNNY. God Bless HIM and his WIFE.
My grandfather had intermittent deafness. One day my grandmother and I walked into the hall and said softly “money”. My grandfather immediately wanted to know why we were talking about money! 😁. He couldn’t respond to a question from 2 feet away but he heard that.
Fred...we need more of you!
Marriage beats widowhood, trust me 😳 I miss having someone to argue with.
@@happycamper7859 RU serious DA?
Sorry for your lose, at least you were blessed with each other for a season.
Sorry for your loss.
💕 I am sorry for your loss. May their memory be a blessing.
Dayna Bailen 👍. Thank you for your kind words. It's been a nightmare.
I think this applies to all relationships that involve women.
Me: "Mom I don't want to wear that pinkish orange dress!"
Mom: "It's not orange it's coral!"
Mom: Go get me that black box
Me: Mom there is no black box
Mom: Oh yeah than what is THIS
Me: But that's green?
Mom: No your colorblind, u unthinking child
Me: *confusion*
I just love this guy. He is hilarious. Love from Ireland 🇮🇪
This channel is JUST what I needed to save my sanity!! Thank you !!!
My husband and I have been married 20 years. We watched this together and laughed so hard!! :)
Did he breathe for the first 39s?!?
Does he breathe at all?
@@WigantX Yes, he does, and people can hear him a mile away.
weichuenthechemist did you hear his wife? You can hear him from a mile away!
His wife says he did.
This comment made the first 39 seconds feel like I was suffocating lol
I saw this on FB and I almost dyed laughing 😂🤣
The last line was the funniest!!!! All of it very funny, but you couldn't have picked a better line to go out on.
😂I am not married and even I could relate seeing my parents do all this craziness 🤣🤦♀️
All my parents do is craziness. Literally they fight all the time.
I can NEVER get bored how many times I listen to this. Thumbs up ladies. 😀😀😀😀
Great set!!!!
My wife didn’t understand any of this. 😂
She was probably wondering what’s so funny about it? He’s just simply sharing facts!😂
The hibiscus would clash with the salmon XD
If a Husband says something in the forest and no one's there to hear it is he still wrong?🤔
Yes!
@Nidhi
LMAO!! 🤣
No the woman is
Chris Vesy and did a tree fall?
Yep always wrong no matter what...
I love watching a comedian like this one who works hard at coming up with his original material (heaven knows it has got to be harder to be original), his delivery is great 👍
That hungry part had me rollin on the floor hard 🤣🤣
Sure thought I was hungry 😂😂💀💀
Running on and on and on..
Great Delivery.
You got to watch the full version of this stand up. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii byways of Waikiki
You can never go wrong with dry bar comedy. So funny this one.
Omg this was more relatable than i expected, great set lol
Shocker . . . Who would of thought?
His delivery is awesome
I cannot sleep unless I watch Fred..love him..
man, no matter how many times i watch this, it gets me every single time, absolutely hilarious