You Will Never Be Able To Change A Man. Monique Marvez
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- You will never be able to change a man, or at least thats what Monique Marvez says in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Monique talks about the simplicity of men and why women will never be able to change them. Whether you're someone who has given up trying to change your man, or you're just a man looking for a good laugh, this clip from Monique Marvez is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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dude from audience was on point with the "what"
Sigma move, gave the lie to her thesis while playing along with the bit
It was perfect, wasn't it? I thought she would say something like "this isn't a set up" afterwards.
"...MIGHT even get worse..." Seriously!?!?! Might?!?!
Hate to break it to you but he’s most likely a plant.
He understood the assignment
My late father used to say, "When a man and woman marry, she hopes that he will change, but he never does. He hopes that she will never change, but she always does."
100% true
Nah, a lot of men change, and that's when the women leave them. Irony-- he changes to please her and she loses attraction. We've grown apart....
Indeed.
@@jacksonfl indeed
My mom never tried to change my dad. Neither he her. They were perfect together and my only wish was to get a semblance of this in my relationship. Which never worked
“Spring from behind a rock, kill stuff, and drag it home” 😂😭🤣
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."
@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂
Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐
Hilarious!
Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.
"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.
Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.
I know! Her dry wit reminds me of the late, great, Phyllis Diller!
That line for sure caught me off guard 😂 couldn’t help laugh at it
This woman is actually the funniest woman comedian I’ve ever heard.
Well, Phillis Diller was a hoot.
I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯
You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it
Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!
I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂
@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol
The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂
*15:1 ratio of thoughts to speech.
I'm sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment.
Thank you.
Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!
@@AayushSoni1196😂
I 100% agree with you about redecorating stuff and men. I redecorated my and my hubby's bathroom and asked him how it looked and his response was "Whatever makes you happy dear, I just have to poop in it." I laughed so hard when he said that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comedy gold! 😂
To be fair even though I'm a guy I have decoration preferences, however they're definitely not a priority in my mind at all.
"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway."
I'm going to laugh at that one for days!
Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!
😂😂😂😂
A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!
Hilarious
Absolutely 👻
I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍
This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍
That's what this is, a TED talk.
@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.
This is not comedy, it’s a priceless public service message. Dang! This is so spot on. Thank you! I’m a 74 year old married and divorced twice male and I’m off to share this video with a bunch of people I know who desperately NEED this information. Rock on woman!
Isn't the best comedy making light of things that are true?
Well not to be mean you're not exactly a successful relationship role model with that track record
@@BusinessWolf1 indeed, but I have gained insights through my mistakes and note that both exes remain very close friends.
Very true, as Patrice O'Neal said: men want to be by themselves, they just don't want to be alone
Thats not what he said. He said “men want to be alone, but they dont want to be by themselves”
same same.😊@@nellynelson6574
REST IN PEACE Patrice O Neal, the greatest comedian of all time
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
😂
Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection
I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂
and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver
When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.
You are HILARIOUS and everything you say is TRUE! Been married 39 years and showed this to the hubby; he laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. Then he said he was CRYING because he wished I had learned this info 40 years ago when we became engaged!!! Tooo funny!
As a 47 year old man I just want to say: This woman gets it.
Oh at 57, I agree with you 😂
Agreed 100%
I have my doubts. Dudes married n failed 3 times already 😂
It only took her 59 years
I’m widowed twice, 14 years with #1, 21 years with #2 and a high ratio of male friends. Marriage #2 way easier as I learned from my mistakes, not all of them as #2 would constantly tell me I thought too much. I totally agree she is spot on!!
This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂
OMG, some of this is so true! I once found a bumper sticker from one of our road trips while cleaning out a closet and taped it onto the fridge for decoration. After a week had gone by without him making any remark about it, I asked. He said that yes, he'd noticed and liked it, but had been afraid to say anything in case I told him it had been there for the last six months!
Finally, a woman who knows us 👍
And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..
Took her 3 tries lol
They all know us but most of them are crazy 🤪 😜 😳 😕.
Men are simple and can survive on basic stuffs.
Sure, men come on earth all the sam and with dumb instructions printed on their a$$es! Wow!
I am a woman and I approve this message...lol
It’s been said. “ Men want a woman who will never change, and women want a man they can change. An inevitably they’re both disappointed!”
Inevitably they are not compatible! Women can be pleased or logically reasoned.
A similar saying I use is, " Men marry women hoping they won't change, but they do; Women marry men hoping they will change, but they don't."
@ttiger9780 Another one: women think a man will change, he won't. Men think a woman won't leave, she will.
So men are the issue,if you are in a relationship you have to change some things about yourself it's normal
@@niraxlevi9930 NO.
Men are NO MORE "the issue" than women are.
Finally a woman who gets us right. I’m so happy.🥰
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it
@@kurthanke5788lol
@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.
@@kurthanke5788 that’s the delusional part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL
This is some of the best relationship advice I've ever seen a woman give.
So real
"Stop laughing, I don't have much time..." I lost it there.
Immaculate delivery, brilliant on another level... somehow turns facts into comedy gold.
She is SO on point!
Men think they will be appreciated and honored (and in some cases, forgiven) for their honesty but they dont know that a wrong answer is still a wrong answer even if you are being honest.
As a man I 100% approve this message.
Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!
how
I certainly doubt you're dumb and simple. C'mon, brother, don't underestimate yourself.
@@aramisy.cajigas744 personal decision first , colective decision and leader decision and universe decision never
@@aramisy.cajigas744
No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well).
I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference."
I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.
She's hilarious because she's right!
Please have her full show uploaded soon.
@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's.
Thank you for the recommendation.
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared -
I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?)
Thank you for the recommendation.@@edithdlp8045
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.
female comedians usually arent funny but she is! @@edithdlp8045
I'm a 69 year old man and you were spot on about men......someone finally understands us
“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Spoiler
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
She got that right!
I loved this line too! but she did follow up with "talk with him"
I am glad some women know their mouth isn t for talking.
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
Oh my Monique is so funny, because she speaks truth. From a man who has been married for 29 years and been through about that many marriage counselors I can honestly say if you were a marriage counselor I would pay double and make weekly appointments! I pray you get a sitcom cause you deserve it. You go Monique!
I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤
Same, it's a wonder why we get married at all , we're so different.
Facts stated correctly are the best comedy.
It's only funny because it's true
Love the accuracy.
I've worked in Comedy for over 20 years, this is one of the best routines ever. It's so good in every way.
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
😅
is she gassy?
Gale, I've not heard that word in a long time
Give this woman 15 minuts and she will stop the war.
She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!
The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.
I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...
Her insight into what men are thinking is amazing. She is so on point.
True . My first wife filed for divorce because she was tormented by her “Expectations “ of me. I never lived up to her millions of daily thoughts. I used to say “ I’m still the same guy married “. She said I know who I married…but you are not going to stay that way… Man did she do me a favor !
My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!
Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.
@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.
I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂
Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!
The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....
She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.
Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?
@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.
Wow no growth huh?
@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.
Superior observational skills and the ability to turn them into cute little entertaining lectures. True comedy.
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown !
Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
*I (this word should always be capitalized)
*'90s
*blown!
*environment
*brilliant!!!
I going to buy that book for my friends, because it explains a lot about the dynamics of male and female mindset. Read it too, that's why I'm comfortable in my skin.😂
@alvallac2171 says who. You can't capitalize 90s. Stop trying to give advice, because it not you're strong suite....AT ALL!!!
Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!
@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!
True love is not “because of” but “in spite of”.
Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
Thanks!
If you want a man to change and try your best to make it happen, he will harden and fight you subtly at every turn. Men do change when married to loving women who accept them as they are, she never nags and simply speaks the truth as she sees it. Very few men have any defense against a woman who genuinely loves them just as they are and the result is him becoming a better man. It worked on me and I'm glad it did. Love is never wrong and unconditional love is incredibly powerful.
Interesting. I read that twice.
Well said and very true.
Sounds exhausting for the lady. Why put in all this effort only to share an enclosed space with your natural predator. Because the most dangerous person a woman will ever meet is the man she lives with.
@@videoreferenzen1549what?
@@videoreferenzen1549True. But flip the sides and it still be true. This vicious loop can be broken only by the mutual love coming from deep understanding and acceptance.
“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.”
That’s gold. Loving != paying attention
It is amazing how more authentic, free-flowing and charming she has become after a decade, she really mastered the delivery!! 💯
My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man?
I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence.
Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
Yes and it was blissfully quiet.
@@deelicious1610 there is a chance that he is neuro atypical.
When is his sex change surgery scheduled? 😂
Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.
rofl!
Stupid enough to build and maintain all the infrastructure you use to share your foolishness lol
Brilliant!! 😅😅😂
Lol
i htink about ancient rome all the time
GREAT TED talk... for women!
"Quit laughing... I don't have a lot of time!"
(chef's kiss)
Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!
They have full episodes on their app👍🏿
Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂
😅
@@edithdlp8045 Yea because now she knows she was at fault 😂
All these facts and knowledge and still has 3 strikes. Wow
News flash: all women understand you but good luck finding one that's compatible and complimentary.
A woman who understands men don't deserve the effort women put into them
0:49 I’m dying rn hahaha elemental rock 😂😂😂😂😂
She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall
This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.
The women know, it's the men who don't. Why would anyone be with crazies and expected compatibility?
Lmao. Girl, I’ve been married 25 years to current husband, 12 years to ex husband. You hit So Many valid points 😂 Great show 🌟
The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨
You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
I remember watching a skit with a couples therapist explaining the differences between men and women. He stated that we men are simple and we like to keep things categorized so don't drive ourselves nuts. Focus on a few things at a time. Not multi-task so to speak but keep things simple. Then he explained women are like a box of mixed wires all scramble together but it makes sense to them. They're great at multitasking and their way of thinking is all over the place. Maybe not word for word in this explanation of mine but something close to this.
There is no such thing as multi tasking. You're switching between tasks quickly, that's something different. I learned about this from a haardvard doc who's making live streams and youtube vids to help gamers overcome gaming addiction.
Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
What can i say to shut this down??😂😂 Monique is SO good.
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years
@@matthewhunter6421Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣
This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol
Me either.
Best female comedian ever....
This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.
Only 15 years? What Miracle worker did you used? There's no fixing woman and man relationship; it's incompatible.
This has been my opinion my entire life.
Get God first get right born again then ask for that genuine born again clean holy faithful righteous woman. A rare gem.
@@sammas2959 strange you say that when men and women are physically compatible. I think if both parties are honest and upfront with each other that will prevent a lot of issues between men and women. The biggest problem with women these days is that they're not honest and upfront. They play mind games which upsets men and hurts themselves
What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her
Monique I've listened to this 50 times and shared it at least 10x. Keep it coming. You get it
Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!
Hope she finds her LareBare 😂
Me too
Truth disguised as comedy. Loved it😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny from start to finish!!! 😂
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!
First hold yourself accountable for why you are asking. Then ask the question or request the thing you are really seeking.
So "which colour shall we paint the wall?" Becomes "I feel like painting the wall this colour from Instagram but I'm worried it's too much"
The second one he understands your goal and your hesitancy.
If he's smart he knows his job is to state that he prefers the colour you want to try, so that if you regret the decision you can blame it on him when people visit
Women are the masters of avoiding all accountability and responsibility.
As a survivor of PTSD caused by a sociopath ex wife That was the funniest and absolutely dead on explaining of a woman I’ve ever heard. Self awareness is so refreshing
She is so funny. She has it so right with men.
Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.
I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery.
🤔
I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us.
Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation.
Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
You can't change anyone you can, however, change the manner in which you interact to any particular conversation or situation.
I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂
Seriously girl😂
Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊
If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!
I Will attend the wedding. Good luck, she seems like a nice lady
Monique is the best. I rate her as funny as anyone I have ever heard. Thank you for understanding me Monique!
One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!
Nice to see a female comedian who realizes that a routine doesn't have to be based on raunchy sex jokes.
Great comment
@@edithdlp8045 Too bad. It's not needed.
It’s ‘Dry Bar Comedy’
THE BEST ❤
Yes so over those
It does, if you have no other life experience to base it on. Because that is the only life experiences that most female comedians have.
We are the rock in the family. You try to change us we get confused on where we stand and the family crumbles because someone has to be the foundation
❤😂 she nailed us as well
“Why you asking me questions anyway you do what you want” i don’t know how many times I’ve thought that exact thing 😂😂
This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂
This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk.
😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤
Zzzzzz not funny
Yes, she could modify this into a TED talk
I agree, it very well could be.
Nailed it! It's Christmas and we both know two things. We are going to put up the decorations the way she wants, and I am going to get griped at for putting them up in the wrong order.
The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.
Exactly 😂
She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.
That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump
Trust me, I want others to save time!
The only thing I disagree with is when she said men are delusional. It’s the women that are delusional thinking they can change men
😂😂😂😂 This beautiful bathroom
I'm a 71 year old man. You are right. We don't change. Love u.
I can't stop watching this.
Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.