You Will Never Be Able To Change A Man. Monique Marvez

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2024
  • You will never be able to change a man, or at least thats what Monique Marvez says in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Monique talks about the simplicity of men and why women will never be able to change them. Whether you're someone who has given up trying to change your man, or you're just a man looking for a good laugh, this clip from Monique Marvez is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @TM26Slippy
    @TM26Slippy 6 місяців тому +443

    dude from audience was on point with the "what"

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 4 місяці тому +9

      Sigma move, gave the lie to her thesis while playing along with the bit

    • @fjtalleyauthor2242
      @fjtalleyauthor2242 4 місяці тому +12

      It was perfect, wasn't it? I thought she would say something like "this isn't a set up" afterwards.

  • @MoniqueMarvez
    @MoniqueMarvez 7 місяців тому +2160

    I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯

    • @jenniferanderson9402
      @jenniferanderson9402 7 місяців тому +37

      You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.

    • @666marky81
      @666marky81 6 місяців тому +32

      I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it

    • @hzym91
      @hzym91 6 місяців тому +23

      Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!

    • @chanteandrews849
      @chanteandrews849 6 місяців тому +12

      I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂

    • @J3rs3yM1k3
      @J3rs3yM1k3 6 місяців тому +11

      @@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol

  • @karnivor1316
    @karnivor1316 6 місяців тому +664

    Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."

    • @KENTUCKYUSA1
      @KENTUCKYUSA1 6 місяців тому +52

      Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."

    • @bamidele4383
      @bamidele4383 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂

    • @williamwise9360
      @williamwise9360 6 місяців тому +10

      Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐

    • @kaymerry369
      @kaymerry369 6 місяців тому +3

      Hilarious!

    • @billgreen576
      @billgreen576 5 місяців тому +11

      Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.

  • @alexb9566
    @alexb9566 3 місяці тому +382

    As a 47 year old man I just want to say: This woman gets it.

  • @TimMikol
    @TimMikol 3 місяці тому +297

    It’s been said. “ Men want a woman who will never change, and women want a man they can change. An inevitably they’re both disappointed!”

    • @sammas2959
      @sammas2959 3 місяці тому +4

      Inevitably they are not compatible! Women can be pleased or logically reasoned.

    • @ttiger9780
      @ttiger9780 2 місяці тому +17

      A similar saying I use is, " Men marry women hoping they won't change, but they do; Women marry men hoping they will change, but they don't."

    • @brunoqnzbk7891
      @brunoqnzbk7891 Місяць тому +5

      ​@ttiger9780 Another one: women think a man will change, he won't. Men think a woman won't leave, she will.

    • @niraxlevi9930
      @niraxlevi9930 Місяць тому +1

      So men are the issue,if you are in a relationship you have to change some things about yourself it's normal

    • @wingedbuffalo4670
      @wingedbuffalo4670 Місяць тому

      @@niraxlevi9930 NO.
      Men are NO MORE "the issue" than women are.

  • @dewoynesmith
    @dewoynesmith 7 місяців тому +883

    Finally, a woman who knows us 👍

    • @EyalFriedman1974
      @EyalFriedman1974 6 місяців тому +26

      And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..

    • @willwill235
      @willwill235 4 місяці тому +14

      Took her 3 tries lol

    • @sammas2959
      @sammas2959 3 місяці тому +8

      They all know us but most of them are crazy 🤪 😜 😳 😕.
      Men are simple and can survive on basic stuffs.

    • @NoMoreDiscrimination1
      @NoMoreDiscrimination1 2 місяці тому

      Sure, men come on earth all the sam and with dumb instructions printed on their a$$es! Wow!

    • @ViktoriaY-bq6ke
      @ViktoriaY-bq6ke Місяць тому +4

      I am a woman and I approve this message...lol

  • @rhight
    @rhight 7 місяців тому +844

    "Women are drunk drivers on the information highway."
    I'm going to laugh at that one for days!
    Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!

    • @stevenporter863
      @stevenporter863 7 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JC-kk5wg
      @JC-kk5wg 7 місяців тому +8

      A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!

    • @Thais-u2m
      @Thais-u2m 7 місяців тому +5

      Hilarious

    • @lisafryslie2574
      @lisafryslie2574 7 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely 👻

    • @REB65
      @REB65 6 місяців тому +7

      I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍

  • @StrideOrDie71
    @StrideOrDie71 7 місяців тому +344

    Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂

    • @bamidele4383
      @bamidele4383 6 місяців тому +7

      😂

    • @kerrin6633
      @kerrin6633 6 місяців тому +9

      Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection

    • @pranavvashist8141
      @pranavvashist8141 6 місяців тому +10

      I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂

    • @homosexualbiologicalmale--3
      @homosexualbiologicalmale--3 5 місяців тому

      and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 5 місяців тому +8

      When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.

  • @piyushsinha7222
    @piyushsinha7222 5 місяців тому +203

    I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤

    • @jlemmink
      @jlemmink 5 місяців тому +8

      Same, it's a wonder why we get married at all , we're so different.

    • @kontrarien5721
      @kontrarien5721 2 місяці тому +9

      Facts stated correctly are the best comedy.

  • @MarkCorey-t1s
    @MarkCorey-t1s 4 місяці тому +163

    "Stop laughing, I don't have much time..." I lost it there.
    Immaculate delivery, brilliant on another level... somehow turns facts into comedy gold.

  • @Orweliannightmare
    @Orweliannightmare 7 місяців тому +800

    As a man I 100% approve this message.

    • @hinoron6528
      @hinoron6528 6 місяців тому +14

      Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!

    • @homosexualbiologicalmale--3
      @homosexualbiologicalmale--3 5 місяців тому

      how

    • @aramisy.cajigas744
      @aramisy.cajigas744 5 місяців тому +2

      I certainly doubt you're dumb and simple. C'mon, brother, don't underestimate yourself.

    • @homosexualbiologicalmale--3
      @homosexualbiologicalmale--3 5 місяців тому

      @@aramisy.cajigas744 personal decision first , colective decision and leader decision and universe decision never

    • @hinoron6528
      @hinoron6528 5 місяців тому +6

      @@aramisy.cajigas744
      No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well).
      I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference."
      I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.

  • @onesojourner7514
    @onesojourner7514 7 місяців тому +329

    This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂

  • @dank8275
    @dank8275 7 місяців тому +760

    This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍

    • @gregadams558
      @gregadams558 7 місяців тому +56

      That's what this is, a TED talk.

    • @kanukkarhu
      @kanukkarhu 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣

    • @Mario-ur8ti
      @Mario-ur8ti 7 місяців тому +24

      Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 7 місяців тому

      About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?

    • @laflaca80
      @laflaca80 7 місяців тому +13

      She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.

  • @Remcore020
    @Remcore020 4 місяці тому +106

    Very true, as Patrice O'Neal said: men want to be by themselves, they just don't want to be alone

  • @shirleycolopy4322
    @shirleycolopy4322 3 місяці тому +84

    This woman is actually the funniest woman comedian I’ve ever heard.

  • @medusa6429
    @medusa6429 7 місяців тому +613

    My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!

    • @gaetanomontante5161
      @gaetanomontante5161 6 місяців тому +47

      Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.

    • @bunnyyykins
      @bunnyyykins 6 місяців тому +26

      @@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.

    • @gusuave007
      @gusuave007 6 місяців тому +11

      I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂

    • @tdhawk167
      @tdhawk167 6 місяців тому +10

      Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 6 місяців тому +17

      The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....

  • @user-lj5ri3gp5o
    @user-lj5ri3gp5o 7 місяців тому +366

    She's hilarious because she's right!
    Please have her full show uploaded soon.

    • @user-lj5ri3gp5o
      @user-lj5ri3gp5o 7 місяців тому

      @@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's.
      Thank you for the recommendation.

    • @user-lj5ri3gp5o
      @user-lj5ri3gp5o 7 місяців тому

      I responded to your post previously but it disappeared -
      I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?)
      Thank you for the recommendation.​@@edithdlp8045

    • @mullard
      @mullard 7 місяців тому +4

      Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..

    • @ectofreeze1661
      @ectofreeze1661 5 місяців тому +2

      @@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.

    • @sheridavis5555
      @sheridavis5555 3 місяці тому

      female comedians usually arent funny but she is! ​@@edithdlp8045

  • @conorgrogan
    @conorgrogan 7 місяців тому +262

    "Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.

    • @Optim40
      @Optim40 7 місяців тому

      Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.

    • @catbird7007
      @catbird7007 5 місяців тому +1

      I know! Her dry wit reminds me of the late, great, Phyllis Diller!

    • @madeinmexico47
      @madeinmexico47 4 місяці тому +1

      That line for sure caught me off guard 😂 couldn’t help laugh at it

  • @Paul-v8v4j
    @Paul-v8v4j 3 місяці тому +61

    If you want a man to change and try your best to make it happen, he will harden and fight you subtly at every turn. Men do change when married to loving women who accept them as they are, she never nags and simply speaks the truth as she sees it. Very few men have any defense against a woman who genuinely loves them just as they are and the result is him becoming a better man. It worked on me and I'm glad it did. Love is never wrong and unconditional love is incredibly powerful.

    • @sandramichaud8033
      @sandramichaud8033 2 місяці тому +2

      Interesting. I read that twice.

    • @lukegoffkat
      @lukegoffkat Місяць тому +2

      Well said and very true.

    • @videoreferenzen1549
      @videoreferenzen1549 5 днів тому

      Sounds exhausting for the lady. Why put in all this effort only to share an enclosed space with your natural predator. Because the most dangerous person a woman will ever meet is the man she lives with.

  • @keansalzer8364
    @keansalzer8364 3 місяці тому +26

    Her insight into what men are thinking is amazing. She is so on point.

  • @jans4636
    @jans4636 6 місяців тому +110

    As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!

  • @ashleynicole9423
    @ashleynicole9423 6 місяців тому +953

    “If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bloodcurling
      @Bloodcurling 6 місяців тому +11

      Spoiler

    • @rezadaneshi
      @rezadaneshi 6 місяців тому +2

      If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why

    • @WattWireNet
      @WattWireNet 5 місяців тому +11

      I loved this line too! but she did follow up with "talk with him"

    • @schlauspieler1991
      @schlauspieler1991 4 місяці тому +5

      I am glad some women know their mouth isn t for talking.

    • @lisa3341
      @lisa3341 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@schlauspieler1991May i ASK for what is the mouth of Woman supposed to BE? If it's Not for Talking?

  • @charlynegezze8536
    @charlynegezze8536 7 місяців тому +169

    They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.

    • @TarpeianRock
      @TarpeianRock 7 місяців тому +11

      So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…

    • @kurthanke5788
      @kurthanke5788 6 місяців тому +16

      Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it

    • @kerrin6633
      @kerrin6633 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kurthanke5788lol

    • @charlynegezze8536
      @charlynegezze8536 5 місяців тому +6

      @@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.

    • @candicesimmons3630
      @candicesimmons3630 5 місяців тому +11

      @@kurthanke5788 that’s the delusional part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hrv4908
    @hrv4908 5 місяців тому +285

    Nice to see a female comedian who realizes that a routine doesn't have to be based on raunchy sex jokes.

    • @freeindeed8416
      @freeindeed8416 4 місяці тому +7

      Great comment

    • @hrv4908
      @hrv4908 4 місяці тому +4

      @@edithdlp8045 Too bad. It's not needed.

    • @rayburnyarborough4695
      @rayburnyarborough4695 2 місяці тому +4

      It’s ‘Dry Bar Comedy’
      THE BEST ❤

    • @Nanubaby3385
      @Nanubaby3385 2 місяці тому

      Yes so over those

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Місяць тому

      It does, if you have no other life experience to base it on. Because that is the only life experiences that most female comedians have.

  • @janlampert5688
    @janlampert5688 5 місяців тому +125

    The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨

    • @farahjichi4617
      @farahjichi4617 5 місяців тому

      You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 7 місяців тому +366

    She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!

    • @mullard
      @mullard 7 місяців тому +1

      The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.

    • @chenelleboodoo3462
      @chenelleboodoo3462 7 місяців тому +3

      I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...

  • @laceandribbonsviolin
    @laceandribbonsviolin 6 місяців тому +203

    The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂

    • @AayushSoni1196
      @AayushSoni1196 6 місяців тому +11

      *15:1 ratio of thought to talk.
      Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it.
      Thank you.

    • @shubhuKhairnar
      @shubhuKhairnar 5 місяців тому +1

      Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!

  • @Mario-ur8ti
    @Mario-ur8ti 7 місяців тому +260

    Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.

    • @Avathor73
      @Avathor73 7 місяців тому +15

      "It's funny because it's true" is the best kind of comedy! 💯👌
      Takes a boatload of intelligence, observations/experience and sharp wit though.

  • @sacramentum1988
    @sacramentum1988 2 місяці тому +27

    This is some of the best relationship advice I've ever seen a woman give.

  • @milenghirmazghi9133
    @milenghirmazghi9133 2 місяці тому +53

    “Spring from behind a rock, kill stuff, and drag it home” 😂😭🤣

  • @katguyot6351
    @katguyot6351 7 місяців тому +145

    She is SO on point!

  • @2020heinsite
    @2020heinsite 7 місяців тому +1435

    She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 7 місяців тому +23

      Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?

    • @LianeSpicer
      @LianeSpicer 7 місяців тому +29

      @@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.

    • @cipher893
      @cipher893 7 місяців тому +39

      @@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.

    • @orionx79
      @orionx79 7 місяців тому +1

      Wow no growth huh?

    • @orionx79
      @orionx79 7 місяців тому +12

      ​​@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.

  • @russelljackman1413
    @russelljackman1413 7 місяців тому +129

    Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!

    • @ZFern9390
      @ZFern9390 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!

  • @kathyboly19
    @kathyboly19 2 місяці тому +17

    You are HILARIOUS and everything you say is TRUE! Been married 39 years and showed this to the hubby; he laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. Then he said he was CRYING because he wished I had learned this info 40 years ago when we became engaged!!! Tooo funny!

  • @maosamoelaabraham5012
    @maosamoelaabraham5012 5 місяців тому +131

    " I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL

  • @jonrolfson1686
    @jonrolfson1686 7 місяців тому +82

    There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.

  • @bryanclark3739
    @bryanclark3739 6 місяців тому +179

    This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.

    • @sammas2959
      @sammas2959 3 місяці тому +1

      Only 15 years? What Miracle worker did you used? There's no fixing woman and man relationship; it's incompatible.

    • @KL-zg7lu
      @KL-zg7lu 2 місяці тому +1

      This has been my opinion my entire life.

    • @StephensMusicListening
      @StephensMusicListening 2 місяці тому +2

      Get God first get right born again then ask for that genuine born again clean holy faithful righteous woman. A rare gem.

  • @baskervillebee6097
    @baskervillebee6097 7 місяців тому +132

    Love the accuracy.

  • @drachirtell
    @drachirtell 2 місяці тому +10

    I've worked in Comedy for over 20 years, this is one of the best routines ever. It's so good in every way.

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 5 місяців тому +48

    "why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.

  • @woopimagpie
    @woopimagpie 6 місяців тому +52

    This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.

  • @henryklassen3362
    @henryklassen3362 7 місяців тому +166

    Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 5 місяців тому

      😅

    • @beardedlonewolf7695
      @beardedlonewolf7695 4 місяці тому

      @@edithdlp8045 Yea because now she knows she was at fault 😂

    • @fr9714
      @fr9714 3 місяці тому

      All these facts and knowledge and still has 3 strikes. Wow

    • @sammas2959
      @sammas2959 3 місяці тому

      News flash: all women understand you but good luck finding one that's compatible and complimentary.

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 7 місяців тому +281

    The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.

    • @steveotatooed
      @steveotatooed 7 місяців тому +5

      Exactly 😂

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 7 місяців тому +5

      She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.

    • @QwertyQwerty-eq7th
      @QwertyQwerty-eq7th 7 місяців тому +9

      That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump

    • @MoniqueMarvez
      @MoniqueMarvez 7 місяців тому +8

      Trust me, I want others to save time!

    • @OrionPax-g5b
      @OrionPax-g5b 6 місяців тому

      The only thing I disagree with is when she said men are delusional. It’s the women that are delusional thinking they can change men

  • @bizgaru1771
    @bizgaru1771 2 місяці тому +10

    Finally a woman who gets us right. I’m so happy.🥰

  • @brandonhein1332
    @brandonhein1332 2 місяці тому +17

    Oh my Monique is so funny, because she speaks truth. From a man who has been married for 29 years and been through about that many marriage counselors I can honestly say if you were a marriage counselor I would pay double and make weekly appointments! I pray you get a sitcom cause you deserve it. You go Monique!

  • @shevaag
    @shevaag 6 місяців тому +19

    Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!

    • @kerrin6633
      @kerrin6633 6 місяців тому +2

      Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 4 місяці тому +2

      First hold yourself accountable for why you are asking. Then ask the question or request the thing you are really seeking.
      So "which colour shall we paint the wall?" Becomes "I feel like painting the wall this colour from Instagram but I'm worried it's too much"
      The second one he understands your goal and your hesitancy.
      If he's smart he knows his job is to state that he prefers the colour you want to try, so that if you regret the decision you can blame it on him when people visit

  • @barbie3139
    @barbie3139 7 місяців тому +50

    She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 7 місяців тому +45

    When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown !
    Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 7 місяців тому

      *I (this word should always be capitalized)
      *'90s
      *blown!
      *environment
      *brilliant!!!

    • @Daylight-nu3rt
      @Daylight-nu3rt Місяць тому +1

      I going to buy that book for my friends, because it explains a lot about the dynamics of male and female mindset. Read it too, that's why I'm comfortable in my skin.😂

    • @Daylight-nu3rt
      @Daylight-nu3rt Місяць тому +1

      ​@alvallac2171 says who. You can't capitalize 90s. Stop trying to give advice, because it not you're strong suite....AT ALL!!!

  • @ironfistgaming8945
    @ironfistgaming8945 2 місяці тому +14

    Men think they will be appreciated and honored (and in some cases, forgiven) for their honesty but they dont know that a wrong answer is still a wrong answer even if you are being honest.

  • @marcellino1956
    @marcellino1956 2 місяці тому +8

    I'm a 69 year old man and you were spot on about men......someone finally understands us

  • @stephenshipley1066
    @stephenshipley1066 6 місяців тому +112

    Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.

    • @MG-iy1oh
      @MG-iy1oh 5 місяців тому +5

      rofl!

    • @willwill235
      @willwill235 4 місяці тому

      Stupid enough to build and maintain all the infrastructure you use to share your foolishness lol

    • @clairemchugh2048
      @clairemchugh2048 4 місяці тому +5

      Brilliant!! 😅😅😂

    • @sharinaross1865
      @sharinaross1865 4 місяці тому +4

      Lol

    • @Geekinofflife
      @Geekinofflife 2 місяці тому +2

      i htink about ancient rome all the time

  • @ladorachandler-cm1pb
    @ladorachandler-cm1pb 6 місяців тому +26

    Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.

  • @The_Man_in_the_Black_Hat
    @The_Man_in_the_Black_Hat 6 місяців тому +16

    This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.

    • @sammas2959
      @sammas2959 3 місяці тому

      The women know, it's the men who don't. Why would anyone be with crazies and expected compatibility?

  • @Traitorman..Proverbs26.11
    @Traitorman..Proverbs26.11 14 днів тому +2

    True love is not “because of” but “in spite of”.

  • @drivestowork
    @drivestowork 21 день тому +2

    It may have been recorded at the Dry Bar, but this is a TED Talk!!
    All women, young and old, need to hear this!!
    Maybe I wouldn't be a 59-year-old MGTOW, hoping just to be left alone today!
    ps. My name is NOT Larry!

  • @mikem9309
    @mikem9309 6 місяців тому +13

    “The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.”
    That’s gold. Loving != paying attention

  • @arlenefisher1164
    @arlenefisher1164 7 місяців тому +62

    Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!

    • @raymondmcgee4491
      @raymondmcgee4491 7 місяців тому +6

      They have full episodes on their app👍🏿

  • @nildahernandez8269
    @nildahernandez8269 6 місяців тому +24

    Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery.
    🤔
    I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us.
    Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation.
    Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆

  • @plant495
    @plant495 5 місяців тому +8

    I can't stop watching this.

  • @rickraber1249
    @rickraber1249 4 місяці тому +21

    Mrs. Rick here. This lady speaks the truth - just ask my husband (of 38 years). He says that a man meets a woman he likes and thinks "She's perfect - just the way she is!". A woman, however, meets a man she likes and thinks, "Hmm. I can work with this." Ladies, your man will never be your best girlfriend. If you ask what he's thinking and he says "Nothin'" - believe him! They actually sit around and not think! Men have 3 things they NEED from their wives, and in this order: respect, sex, and food. Give him those things, and the battle is won, unless you found yourself a real loser. Remember these things. You can thank me later.

    • @stefyaruta
      @stefyaruta 3 місяці тому +1

      I’d love your definition of a “real loser.” Contemplating divorcing my husband but don’t want to regret it by thinking there has to be better out there for me. He has a lying problem. Lied about how many times he was previously married, lied about how many kids he has, lied when he stole money from our emergency fund, lied when I caught him trying to cheat on me. I’d love to give a man respect, sex and food and be okay with our differences as a man and woman. He’s a good man in the sense of providing for his family but is he a loser for destroying my trust and using yelling as a mode of communication more often than night? Trying to make the right decision for the sake of our son.

    • @rickraber1249
      @rickraber1249 3 місяці тому +6

      @@stefyaruta Stef: I can't tell you what to do. But a boy learns how to be a man by watching how his father does this, how he treats his wife, for one thing. Lying and cheating are contagious too, because if dad does it, it must be okay, right? Ask yourself how much more of this you can tolerate. If he's cheated, you better go get checked for std's. If he lies about number of marriages and children, how much worse can his lies get? If you do decide to divorce him, before you say a word to him about it, I would contact a good divorce lawyer for best advice on how to protect yourself. Gather up all relevant financial records (bank statements, credit card statements back a year or two, etc.) and personal documents like birth certificates, marriage licenses, etc. and make copies before replacing the originals. Except for your and your son's birth certificates. Maybe get a safety deposit box for those things and valuables like jewelry. Make sure you have his social security number too. It's amazing what you find out about these guys after you split up - I've been there. Also amazing how quickly they will turn on you re: your finances, once you split. So I'd recommend that you open a new bank account and transfer as much as you can into it, even if you don't leave him. You need some security from a guy like this. I wish you all the best, and I'm going to pray for you right now. It really sounds like the only thing he does right is hold a job.

    • @BurntMoth-rs5pn
      @BurntMoth-rs5pn 3 місяці тому

      ​@@stefyaruta If the only way he can get what he wants is by lying and yelling, then that's what he's going to do. Because the moment he stops getting what he wants is the moment you stop respecting him, and neither of you want that to happen.

    • @stefyaruta
      @stefyaruta 3 місяці тому +2

      @@BurntMoth-rs5pn, I feel like it’s a lose lose situation here. Because I don’t respect him after years of dealing with this. Now that I’ve been to a divorce attorney and am getting an agreement drawn up to protect our son and I, he wants to take it seriously and “try” to do better. But how am I supposed to forget everything and respect him let alone have feelings for him? It’s so hard. I don’t want to tear my family apart but I am so checked out at this point. It’s like too little, too late. And how am I supposed to trust he’s actually taking it seriously.

    • @BurntMoth-rs5pn
      @BurntMoth-rs5pn 3 місяці тому +1

      @@stefyaruta I don't know exactly what your situation is. I can only offer very general advice.
      The whole unspoken point of the video above is that, he's not going to change for you, you have to change for him. If you're not prepared to change for him, then you're not going to want to change for the next guy, and you'll either have the same problem with the same kind of guy, or you'll be stuck with a dude who is super docile and you'll hate him for that way more. That's usually how it goes.
      There is hope for you tho. Men respond really well to rewards. So if he gets rewarded for yelling and lying, he's going to yell and lie. But if he get rewarded for working hard and being nice, he's going to work hard and be nice. You need to understand what it is that he wants from life, so you can help him get it all. If you get the hang of that, he will give you a great life in return. Probably not a billionaire life, but who get's one of them?
      Like I say, I don't know your personal situation, so please take this all with a grain of salt. And best of luck out there, cause it's tough all round.

  • @paulkuzupas2993
    @paulkuzupas2993 7 місяців тому +57

    Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!

  • @deelicious1610
    @deelicious1610 7 місяців тому +49

    My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!

    • @MariaElena51185
      @MariaElena51185 7 місяців тому +5

      I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man?
      I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅

    • @deelicious1610
      @deelicious1610 7 місяців тому

      @@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence.
      Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.

    • @deelicious1610
      @deelicious1610 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes and it was blissfully quiet.

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 3 місяці тому +1

      @@deelicious1610 there is a chance that he is neuro atypical.

    • @2Greenlid
      @2Greenlid 2 місяці тому

      When is his sex change surgery scheduled? 😂

  • @shananigans0117
    @shananigans0117 7 місяців тому +230

    Hope she finds her LareBare 😂

  • @MrsLloyd87
    @MrsLloyd87 Місяць тому +6

    I 100% agree with you about redecorating stuff and men. I redecorated my and my hubby's bathroom and asked him how it looked and his response was "Whatever makes you happy dear, I just have to poop in it." I laughed so hard when he said that.

  • @tachakawa
    @tachakawa 5 місяців тому +8

    I've just discovered her. She is awesome.......very funny, no profanity, I'm sharing with my gf to try and explain myself.

  • @marinazagrai1623
    @marinazagrai1623 7 місяців тому +16

    She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.

  • @deborahrambo6565
    @deborahrambo6565 7 місяців тому +57

    She is so funny. She has it so right with men.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 7 місяців тому

      Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.

    • @mauricemorning
      @mauricemorning 7 місяців тому

      I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.

  • @A-broken-clay-jar
    @A-broken-clay-jar 7 місяців тому +61

    8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢

    • @matthewhunter6421
      @matthewhunter6421 7 місяців тому +8

      It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years

    • @A-broken-clay-jar
      @A-broken-clay-jar 7 місяців тому +2

      @@matthewhunter6421​​⁠Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 7 місяців тому +2

      Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 7 місяців тому +1

      3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....

    • @MahlonEdwards
      @MahlonEdwards 7 місяців тому

      @@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @christinaurban2721
    @christinaurban2721 11 днів тому +2

    Monique I've listened to this 50 times and shared it at least 10x. Keep it coming. You get it

  • @angelastern5101
    @angelastern5101 5 днів тому +2

    So funny, and so much "truth"!

  • @karabean
    @karabean 7 місяців тому +48

    I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂

  • @staceylacey5587
    @staceylacey5587 7 місяців тому +35

    What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her

  • @ilijapetkovski
    @ilijapetkovski 7 місяців тому +25

    One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!

  • @nikitamakalani9705
    @nikitamakalani9705 Місяць тому +3

    What can i say to shut this down??😂😂 Monique is SO good.

  • @Joe-cu4hi
    @Joe-cu4hi 4 місяці тому +3

    Monique, this show you put on the Dry Bar is Solid Gold! I was so excited to see more but this is the only clean one I can find. Please know there is a huge audience that wants more of your amazing wit and clean joke side. Thank you so much

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 7 місяців тому +29

    Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 7 місяців тому +28

    This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol

  • @CrunchyGreenWater
    @CrunchyGreenWater 7 місяців тому +32

    Funny from start to finish!!! 😂

  • @litemetal
    @litemetal 2 місяці тому +3

    True . My first wife filed for divorce because she was tormented by her “Expectations “ of me. I never lived up to her millions of daily thoughts. I used to say “ I’m still the same guy married “. She said I know who I married…but you are not going to stay that way… Man did she do me a favor !

  • @rachels.9984
    @rachels.9984 5 місяців тому +3

    She had us in stitches with simple facts!!! So good!!!

  • @dougcampbell3593
    @dougcampbell3593 7 місяців тому +36

    Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊

    • @ravens6286
      @ravens6286 7 місяців тому +1

      If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!

    • @oshiomowemomodu3724
      @oshiomowemomodu3724 3 місяці тому

      I Will attend the wedding. Good luck, she seems like a nice lady

  • @nvchapy
    @nvchapy 6 місяців тому +16

    This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂

  • @tcortez
    @tcortez 7 місяців тому +22

    Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.

  • @annpino5005
    @annpino5005 2 місяці тому +2

    OMG, some of this is so true! I once found a bumper sticker from one of our road trips while cleaning out a closet and taped it onto the fridge for decoration. After a week had gone by without him making any remark about it, I asked. He said that yes, he'd noticed and liked it, but had been afraid to say anything in case I told him it had been there for the last six months!

  • @Scratchedrecord-f2n
    @Scratchedrecord-f2n 5 місяців тому

    Every woman needs to listen to this goddess of knowledge . Thank you Monique

  • @kentfreeman8674
    @kentfreeman8674 7 місяців тому +23

    Love the honesty

  • @josda1000
    @josda1000 7 місяців тому +12

    This is the kind of woman who knows and is loyal. because she ends up loving the simplicity. it makes life easier. When I was growing up, I was told that "patience is a virtue". I made my own saying up. "Simplicity is a virtue."

  • @queenj.8i895
    @queenj.8i895 7 місяців тому +25

    I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!!
    Many blessings!! 🫶

  • @tammy6816
    @tammy6816 Місяць тому +3

    If she and Leanne Morgan went on tour together, I would buy a ticket to every show 😂 They would be a comedy dream team 🎉

  • @janunitas6175
    @janunitas6175 5 місяців тому +4

    Fabulous! My mother taught me that if you want to know anything from a man, don't ask him. Be busy, and he will start talking. When he does, shut up and don't ask questions.

  • @larryatkinson7504
    @larryatkinson7504 7 місяців тому +18

    The jig is up fellas! She's figured us out. Go to protocol Alpha! 😂😂😂

  • @terryshaw3493
    @terryshaw3493 7 місяців тому +18

    Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.

  • @someblaqguy
    @someblaqguy 7 місяців тому +35

    Lmao, I love her 😂

  • @ivanbaric4017
    @ivanbaric4017 2 місяці тому +5

    Give this woman 15 minuts and she will stop the war.

  • @tiffanyvanlengen4393
    @tiffanyvanlengen4393 4 місяці тому +2

    first of all, I've got a pen and paper and I'm taking notes.
    I've been going through a bad breakup for a while. I can't tell you what this video did for me today. It made things simple and clear and it's 100% accurate. Thank you so much!❤ You saved my day!
    Quit laughing, i don't have a lot of time! 😂😅

    • @Celebregulista
      @Celebregulista 2 місяці тому

      So what have you learnt? The fact that the guys are not offended and we women look like fools just yapping our way through all of this, is kind of sad. What should ‘we’ do to live happily ever after then? Is it to not care anymore? Is it to just shut up and not be ourselves around them? What have you written down and what can you learn from them?

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa 7 місяців тому +22

    This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk.
    😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤

  • @tdaddygurl7653
    @tdaddygurl7653 7 місяців тому +31

    ❤😂 she nailed us as well

  • @multivariateperspective5137
    @multivariateperspective5137 7 місяців тому +40

    She both hilarious AND amazingly (mostly) right

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 7 місяців тому

      Mostly is right. Pretty sure Einstein, Galileo, and Newton were dudes. Simple yes, also very thoughtful.

    • @MyZ001
      @MyZ001 7 місяців тому +1

      @@plumbthumbs9584 Aw god... another one of you "well, technically" people. Of course she's generalizing and not talking about every single man now and ever in ever. But generalizations are based on majority
      She's also talking about at home and in the relationship.

  • @wwilliams4743
    @wwilliams4743 Місяць тому

    This bit was HILARIOUS and every word rings true! Married 24 years. Thanks, Monique!

  • @samb8076
    @samb8076 Місяць тому

    She truly understands men. So thank you for all us simple minded guys