Tracklist: 1. Good to Be in Austin, Airport Security, Broke Tooth (0:00) 2. Fly to Vegas (4:49) 3. Love, Tiger (10:46) 4. Get in Shape, All Dogs Go to Heaven, bin Laden, Pearl, Pot Bust 2, Run Over by Bus (21:44) 5. Killer Whale, Whale Sushi, Roller Coaster, OK to Be Gay, Pornucopia, Gay Exec, L.A. Beautiful, You're Beautiful (29:09) 6. The Yellow Blur, Tater Tot, Peed in My Face, Busted with Porn, Sex Talk (38:49) 7. Library, Steal Music, Race to Get Married, Suck Dick and Cook, 69, Look at Me, Great at Sex (50:29) 8. Ted's Head (58:11) 9. Dr. Phil Story (1:01:13)
I am an avid consumer of stand up comedy. Literally. It’s how I fall asleep every. Single. Night. He has the best timing I have ever heard. Not only is it funny. It’s the pauses, the breaks, the rhythm that makes it even better. One of the best of all time comedy albums.
His cadence and timing mixed with the material is just perfect. I find myself thinking I'm going to finish his thought and that that wasn't really funny and 180° funniest punchline ever each time
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So you got to see him in the early days before he got mega-famous. That's pretty awesome. It's almost like you saw Motley Crue or Aerosmith before they were famous lol
SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT COMEDIC PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF LISTENING TO IN MY LIFETIME!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣✌✌✌LONG LIVE THE KING OF STAND UP !!! MR. RON WHITE , SEE HIM WHILE YOU CAN 💘💘💘
Gotta love this guy. I think my favorite story of his is about taking a commuter flight out of Laughlin...the whole thing about loosing an engine along the way and some guy asking in a panic, "How far can we get on the other engine?" Ron's response was..."All the way to the crash site." That...and the story about "Taller Salad" getting thrown out of a bar in New York.
That was my absolute favorite of all his jokes, about it's going to take us all the way to the crash site LMFAO Ron is my number 2 favorite comedian, although he may have worked his way to number one since Ralphie May passed away. Have you ever checked him out he was the absolute bomb! Unfortunately he passed away 3 years in October. 3 days after being voted best comedian when he was living in Las Vegas I still cry over him😢😢😢
My favorite story of his is the Sears tire story (in the same special too) and the way he describes it and just him saying "it falls the FUCK off" gets me every single time
I went to the show for the IF You Quit Listening I’ll Shut Up tour. It was great but honestly I prefer to watch him on TV because I was laughing so fucking hard at the show that I missed several punchlines.
I'm blessed with 38 years saved and sober since I was 'born again' at the old Steuben County Jail in '81. Miraculously enough, my former police record was cleared beyond the national averages of this entire country in '96 as well. ☆ Ron White in this hilarious live concert recording is really very funny. His satirical view on various subjects and humorous style of delivery is incredible. The paying audience's laughter sounds like the people really enjoyed the performance and it's so great to be able to hear their laughter. ☆ Be safe. Be strong. Be vigilant. Be blessed.
I read what you wrote three or four times and I still couldn't make much sense out of it. I know you said you were saved and sober. You might want two double check and see if you are actually sober.
@@gooddaysahead1 Is your level of understanding so poor, or your intellectual ability to grasp real basic concepts, so dull witted and stupid ☆ that an idea plainly and simply articulated is too advanced for you to understand?! ☆ Why should I bother to break it down to practically a guttural level for you, with your offensive illmannered attitude since you obviously don't want to learn better than you know anyway?!
Oh, I got it. Because I don't understand your incomprehensible pseudoliterary meanderings, I'M the one that is ignorant. Though I do appreciate your insecure, defensive, attack so that you don't lose face, or so you think. What would Jesus say?
@@gooddaysahead1 Are you really so historically and spiritually ignorant as to deceitfully believe; you can debate the 'milestones in recovery' I have that surpasses the national averages of thousands of the most successful recovery groups in the country; when you'll never have anything but a small fraction of such before you soon die or get killed?! ☆ You must be a severe glutton for punishment!! That's like trying to pit an clumsy amateurish adolescent fighter against a fully mature adult fighter in the prime of his life. ☆ You don't actually know what you are talking about here and your infuriating arrogance, false accusations, and slanderous attacks on a brother of these accords is evidence for this ☆ to the very God I've been a Christian servant of for decades!! ☆ You're the one who asked what will Jesus say...now you're going to find out. The Bible clearly specifies what God thinks about slanderers, liars, and Judas-like Christ-betrayers, to literally millions for thousands of years. You're apparently choosing to side against the Creator of the universe on this. Millions try. They all die. Bye.
@@Gweidemann All I'm going to do is ask Jesus to give you rebirth again. And I'm going to remind you to read the Beatitudes and The Sermon on the Mount. And the reason why I say this is because you appear to be incredibly angry and full of rage. This is unhealthy for your body and your soul. Rather than to say the words born again, consider being born again.
Just found Ron here in UK......an I lov his style / how have I missed this guy-, .nothing better than having a whisky listening to stand up before it's time to crash out! RESPECT RON...... ELBOW 💪
I was laid open by a couple of doctors. The government keeps them from giving you enough stuff to give you a buzz anymore. I compounded my tib/fib and I got morphine every 4 hours for 2 weeks.
Really talented. I love these hard core professionals that can pick up a room, take it for a ride, then park. This guy really made me laugh. He's a fucking natural. 🎯
good god his voice and how he pronounces stuff is the best lol "We had a baby and it looks like a PATAYTA!" 3rd time watching this and that line slays me
Oh shit, I never knew this was here! let me get this straight, not only do you upload the "And Now This" segment(s) from Last Week Tonight every week, but there's also full Ron White specials? Boss move
I wish someone would upload the old Tator Salad album from Laughing Hyena. The truck drivers know what I'm talking about. Its a truck stop comedy cassette staple. I think its a federal law that all truck stops have a copy or two at all times.
He is well known for the Blue Collar Comedy Tours, with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy. He's the funniest of the bunch, in my opinion.
@@DukeFan1971 I'm from U.K comedy nut and I've watched all the blue collar dudes but Ron is a good few steps 🚶♂️ ahead off any off those dudes I think lol .cheers
What a fantastic comedian! It's such a shame that these days everyone is looking for something to be offended by. Just find the humour people, nobody is aiming anything you. ITS JUST HUMOUR
I worked at a place and two guys spoke Spanish in front of me for eight straight hours! They never shut up! Wtf do two grown men have that needs eight hours of discussion!!!
Tracklist:
1. Good to Be in Austin, Airport Security, Broke Tooth (0:00)
2. Fly to Vegas (4:49)
3. Love, Tiger (10:46)
4. Get in Shape, All Dogs Go to Heaven, bin Laden, Pearl, Pot Bust 2, Run Over by Bus (21:44)
5. Killer Whale, Whale Sushi, Roller Coaster, OK to Be Gay, Pornucopia, Gay Exec, L.A. Beautiful, You're Beautiful (29:09)
6. The Yellow Blur, Tater Tot, Peed in My Face, Busted with Porn, Sex Talk (38:49)
7. Library, Steal Music, Race to Get Married, Suck Dick and Cook, 69, Look at Me, Great at Sex (50:29)
8. Ted's Head (58:11)
9. Dr. Phil Story (1:01:13)
Thanks for posting
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I am an avid consumer of stand up comedy. Literally. It’s how I fall asleep every. Single. Night. He has the best timing I have ever heard. Not only is it funny. It’s the pauses, the breaks, the rhythm that makes it even better. One of the best of all time comedy albums.
100% correct. I would easily say the best timing
True. one of the best and I've seen them all.
I never thought to sleep listening to stand up...thats a good ass idea!
His cadence and timing mixed with the material is just perfect. I find myself thinking I'm going to finish his thought and that that wasn't really funny and 180° funniest punchline ever each time
@Macysond thats just cause your a prude, no offense. Live alittle.
This is easily my favorite of Ron's stand up specials. He's absolutely HILARIOUS.
This man is a Genius. I mean, the timing, the accent, the darkness.
Mr. Ron White is a comedic genius, he wrote the book on timing.
Ron White is the bomb. I’ve seen him live 5 times. His comedy is real life. He just tells it like it is.
He does?
Lucky you!
Love him
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@@charleypledger5309 wtf are you drinking? Cause I want some
Sometimes you forget how funny Ron is, then you hear anything he says, and immediately remember 😂
Uncle Ron is a legend. I met him and he was the nicest guy.
I mean, most nephews meet their uncles. Right?
There are so many legendary comedians. Ron is my favorite. I saw him in Sacramento in the 80s. I regret not buying him a drink to this day.
So you got to see him in the early days before he got mega-famous. That's pretty awesome. It's almost like you saw Motley Crue or Aerosmith before they were famous lol
Why?
SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT COMEDIC PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF LISTENING TO IN MY LIFETIME!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣✌✌✌LONG LIVE THE KING OF STAND UP !!! MR. RON WHITE , SEE HIM WHILE YOU CAN 💘💘💘
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
He is great he's probably my second favorite my first is Ralphie May! Check him out
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Where's your home bath washer dryer etc
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Twenty twenty two, middle of July. Listening and loving his shit!!!… so proud of the new Ron!!
Peace to all who are out there…❤️
The Man is The King of Comedy! He Shines Here!
Uncle Ron is the best. He always gets me in a good mood. 🤟
Ron in my top 10
for sure.
This guy is hilarious when he is a bad to the bone you just made my day
Gotta love this guy. I think my favorite story of his is about taking a commuter flight out of Laughlin...the whole thing about loosing an engine along the way and some guy asking in a panic, "How far can we get on the other engine?" Ron's response was..."All the way to the crash site." That...and the story about "Taller Salad" getting thrown out of a bar in New York.
Flagstaff not Laughlin. Because his manager didnt own a globe.
That was my absolute favorite of all his jokes, about it's going to take us all the way to the crash site LMFAO Ron is my number 2 favorite comedian, although he may have worked his way to number one since Ralphie May passed away. Have you ever checked him out he was the absolute bomb! Unfortunately he passed away 3 years in October. 3 days after being voted best comedian when he was living in Las Vegas I still cry over him😢😢😢
@@kristinaokelly862 Hit somethin hard, I don’t wanna limp away from this.
@@kristinaokelly862 I'm the exact same way! Ralphie and Ron are my two fav.!!
My favorite story of his is the Sears tire story (in the same special too) and the way he describes it and just him saying "it falls the FUCK off" gets me every single time
Man he is the best .......love this
One of my favorite comedy specials. It's so damn good from start to finish.
Thank you so much for this.
He's so friggin funny, and just keeps on gettin better.
This man NEEDS to be President and his VP should be Lewis Black!!!!
Now THATS a world I want to live in! 😉
Better pick than Kanyae!
Time 1000 listening to this one. By far my favorite.
"I CAN HAVE ALL YOUR BABIES AT THE SAME TIME" ... OMG !!! FELL OUT MY CHAIR !!! ... BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!!!🤣🤣🤣💘✌
"HERE SHE COMES. ACT LIKE NOTHING'S GOING ON!" lol
Are you from Mississippi
What language!!!! No wonder our. Country is in such shape!!!!!God help us!!!’
@@austinthompson3644 Ron is from Texas
@@scooteranthony6297 NOTHING IS GOING ON! I didn't know whether to buy more weed, or never smoke it again.
I love all comedy albums! Wonderful find.
I went to the show for the IF You Quit Listening I’ll Shut Up tour. It was great but honestly I prefer to watch him on TV because I was laughing so fucking hard at the show that I missed several punchlines.
This dude has some major good material.
Ron has been one of my favorites for years. He's a riot!
Thx for this post Geoff
How do you pronounce your name
Jeff is spelled j e f f, stupid
Thank you for the upload!!
I'm blessed with 38 years saved and sober since I was 'born again' at the old Steuben County Jail in '81. Miraculously enough, my former police record was cleared beyond the national averages of this entire country in '96 as well. ☆ Ron White in this hilarious live concert recording is really very funny. His satirical view on various subjects and humorous style of delivery is incredible. The paying audience's laughter sounds like the people really enjoyed the performance and it's so great to be able to hear their laughter. ☆ Be safe. Be strong. Be vigilant. Be blessed.
I read what you wrote three or four times and I still couldn't make much sense out of it. I know you said you were saved and sober. You might want two double check and see if you are actually sober.
@@gooddaysahead1 Is your level of understanding so poor, or your intellectual ability to grasp real basic concepts, so dull witted and stupid ☆ that an idea plainly and simply articulated is too advanced for you to understand?! ☆ Why should I bother to break it down to practically a guttural level for you, with your offensive illmannered attitude since you obviously don't want to learn better than you know anyway?!
Oh, I got it. Because I don't understand your incomprehensible pseudoliterary meanderings, I'M the one that is ignorant. Though I do appreciate your insecure, defensive, attack so that you don't lose face, or so you think. What would Jesus say?
@@gooddaysahead1 Are you really so historically and spiritually ignorant as to deceitfully believe; you can debate the 'milestones in recovery' I have that surpasses the national averages of thousands of the most successful recovery groups in the country; when you'll never have anything but a small fraction of such before you soon die or get killed?! ☆ You must be a severe glutton for punishment!! That's like trying to pit an clumsy amateurish adolescent fighter against a fully mature adult fighter in the prime of his life. ☆ You don't actually know what you are talking about here and your infuriating arrogance, false accusations, and slanderous attacks on a brother of these accords is evidence for this ☆ to the very God I've been a Christian servant of for decades!! ☆ You're the one who asked what will Jesus say...now you're going to find out. The Bible clearly specifies what God thinks about slanderers, liars, and Judas-like Christ-betrayers, to literally millions for thousands of years. You're apparently choosing to side against the Creator of the universe on this. Millions try. They all die. Bye.
@@Gweidemann All I'm going to do is ask Jesus to give you rebirth again. And I'm going to remind you to read the Beatitudes and The Sermon on the Mount. And the reason why I say this is because you appear to be incredibly angry and full of rage. This is unhealthy for your body and your soul. Rather than to say the words born again, consider being born again.
This guys so hilarious cause hes so authentic. Hes really just that funny old drunk guy with a raspy voice and it works so damn well 😂😂😂😂
So dam true.i like to think thats why I am a blunt person an I don't give a shit what people think of me..lol
Man, I didn’t stop laughing so hard I was crying from beginning to end. That’s the funniest stand up routine I’ve ever heard
MR. RON WHITE, YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU. I'M STILL LISTENING TO YOU IN 2022!!! YOU WILL BE WITH ME ALWAYS.
I live in London and I would sell stuff to go meet him
I love Ron white,he's awesome!
“Wanna come party on the yacht?”
“Fuck yeah!”
^Proof that you never turn down a yacht party.
NEVER LET A MORMON SET YOUR BUZZ LEVEL
Don't eat while listening to this,. I like to spit my cereal all over the place!
I spit my bottle of water. 🤣
Just found Ron here in UK......an I lov his style / how have I missed this guy-, .nothing better than having a whisky listening to stand up before it's time to crash out! RESPECT RON......
ELBOW 💪
This guy is THE Funniest ever!!!! I love Larry the cable guy and Jeff Focworthy but THIS guy is THE BEST!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥
Thank you.
I'm stuck at home. After covid cough ,ect..
Thank you, so funny.
A natural!!!
Turn it up to Catholic!
Shoe Buddy!
I was laid open by a couple of doctors. The government keeps them from giving you enough stuff to give you a buzz anymore. I compounded my tib/fib and I got morphine every 4 hours for 2 weeks.
The greatest line.
Hay, a lot of things smell like stripers.
@@jerrymccommons6950 u.j.hj
Turned down a 3way because it was two dudes and.........me
? That happened to you?
Seems Like the right choice
roflmao!!
@@andrewsmith3257 ,
I don't even watch 2 and a half men
I love this guy!
Never let a Mormon set your buzz level
That's pretty much intuitive?
Blahaha
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Really talented. I love these hard core professionals that can pick up a room, take it for a ride, then park. This guy really made me laugh. He's a fucking natural. 🎯
Underrated comic for sure. He’s in my top 5
wtf why didn't I know him! amazing. Started on auto play just when I wanted to go to bed.... a short night this will be then.... worth(-:
ROFLMMFAO! I'm a woman that doesn't like real diamonds, never wanted kids, loves to cook, and is a master of oral.
Uhhh, Hello Dream Weaver! 👋 ☺ hehe 😉 Yeeeee! & Ditto!
That was the whole point! As soon as you settle in with someone, you will no longer be any of that.
Can you demonstrate that for us
And here I discovered you a year later...my timing sucks.
You're just terrible
“Quit flapping your cock holder”! I’m stealing that one.
This why I love Ron White, FUCK YEAH-UH!
Simply The Best
Ron White is the best! He always makes me laugh😂
I also had a show to do where I was drunk and had lost a tooth. Thank god the show was in West Virginia.
good god his voice and how he pronounces stuff is the best lol
"We had a baby and it looks like a PATAYTA!"
3rd time watching this and that line slays me
Rons voice makes me wanna drink beer
You mean scotch?
@@richardmcdowell830 especially when I hear the ice rattle 🤤
Rum
I found the version I've been looking for
That was fantastic
Oh shit, I never knew this was here! let me get this straight, not only do you upload the "And Now This" segment(s) from Last Week Tonight every week, but there's also full Ron White specials? Boss move
Ron is by far the funniest white comedian in the business possibly the best next to Dave Chapel
He is awesome the best one ever was Ralphie May check him out!
They outta tour together...
Dave Chappelle is black
He's one big food blister
I wish someone would upload the old Tator Salad album from Laughing Hyena. The truck drivers know what I'm talking about. Its a truck stop comedy cassette staple. I think its a federal law that all truck stops have a copy or two at all times.
There you go.. Get one and upload it.
@@rogerlimoseth4790 I knew somebody was going to tell me that. You're right but, I'm just too lazy.
State Law!
Good Enough Degree.
Yes. As Chris Rock so finely put it.
you are one crazy guy! i love to listen to you!
does anyone else think that the front cover of this album makes ron look like he could be leonardo dicaprios dad?
Use to listen to this high school all the time 😂
"And I got a little secret... I'm fuuucking drunk" lmao
I was quite lucky. The "Victoria's Secret" catalog came to my house. I'll bet they wondered why it always went missing. God bless Tyra Banks.
Hope to see you live someday for you are a truly wonderful entertainer!!!
Ron White for president.
Ron your the kind of friend I would like to have.....
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ABSOLUTELY 💯💓☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊😊😊🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
I just watch different stand up routines to listen for the heavy set woman in the front row laughing harder then everyone else
Disclaimer this is not for the faint of heart
Im new to this guy. Any other comedians with this style of comedy?
None
Absolutely none
He is well known for the Blue Collar Comedy Tours, with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy. He's the funniest of the bunch, in my opinion.
@@DukeFan1971 I'm from U.K comedy nut and I've watched all the blue collar dudes but Ron is a good few steps 🚶♂️ ahead off any off those dudes I think lol .cheers
Never let a Mormon set your buzz level. They're guessers and they're shitty guessers! Lol
I LOVE YOU RON!!!!!!!
King of comedy
Really
5:31 gets there. Is she there? ... No. Do I leave? ... No!
Thank you.
"Never let a Mormon set your buzz level!" Can confirm, I dated a mormon who was BOOOOORING
"They don't understand fucked up like you me do, they're guessing, and they're shitty guessers." LOL
Who on utube wrote keep comments respectful have you listened to this material u really should
Yeah, fvck these pc people
Hail, needed an excuse to pour three fingers of rye and relax.
self >>> 16:50 .
Just on another level a level few reach his acts never get old I'd run the fuck out of Muk with Ron anytime 😂😅😆
Me 2
Now that story is drippn' with oirony mister white.
We Love Ron Whitr
Who,?
this show is like being stuck on the phone late at night with someone who's almost drunk
Got damn right. Its yours to do what you want with............
America's favorite lounge lizard.
My approach: "Have your friends told you about sex yet?"
"Yes, Mom."
"Do you have any questions?"
"No, Mom."
"Good."
RON WHITE!!! Man I cant stop laughing
What a fantastic comedian! It's such a shame that these days everyone is looking for something to be offended by. Just find the humour people, nobody is aiming anything you. ITS JUST HUMOUR
love ron white
Ron: it went through one ear and out the other
Me: it has ears?
Ron: it has ears.
Me:😆
I love 💕 you
Lost Richard,. Bernie, Dean, Don't leave. Us, or me!!!!!
What the heck did he say to get so many thumbs down
Probably everything cause people are so offended about everything
@@tonyacosta4574 FACTS BIG BABIES 😭
Today's prudes
Fantastic video 📷.👍💯👍☯️😎😎😎Yea baby
Push your delete button
Fuck yeah!! Ron White is the king!
You are incredible
I worked at a place and two guys spoke Spanish in front of me for eight straight hours! They never shut up! Wtf do two grown men have that needs eight hours of discussion!!!
Oh that’s good! You got any more? We have a shitroad
GD MORMANS!!!! NEVER LET A MORMAN SET YOUR BUZZ LEVEL....