My cat isn’t an introvert 😭 I have to take him on walks daily and when ppl come in our house he forgets we exist and just wants them to pet him, showing his belly, rolling on their feet and everything
So accurate ! The only thing missing would be the roomate leaving lots of hair and having an odd but genuine affection for the roomate who gets him (the one with the beanie) Cats can be very loving if you take the time to understand them 😺
If a cat were a person, they might be the ultimate mix of independent and curious, with a dash of aloofness thrown in for good measure. Picture someone who values their personal space but can't resist investigating every nook and cranny. They'd likely have a keen eye for detail, an innate sense of gracefulness, and an ability to nap anywhere, anytime. Socially, they might be selective about who they spend time with, preferring the company of a few close friends over large gatherings. And when it comes to communication, they might be more about gestures and body language than words, letting their actions speak louder than any meow ever could.
Yes! This is my favorite part and had to watch it a couple of times. Hilarious! It also reminds me of when I was a kid in the mid 90s and at my cousin’s cousin’s house and she had a Persian cat which I had never seen before which hid in the back flap of one of those lazy boy type chairs and then would randomly swat out the side and you would just see her legs and it really freaked me out because I was right by it. So then I was kind of scared of cats after that. Haha but now have 2!
Once my mom had a cat that would not only kill animals "for" us, she would bite off the mice's heads and lay the bodies next to the car for us to notice. She also bit off the petals from flowers and spat them out again for no reason
She was trying to teach you how to hunt. She figured you were probably her child, or at least someone’s child. But she was disappointed to see that you had NO hunting skills. What if she wandered off one day? How would you fend for yourself? So she started with dead animals laid in obvious places for you to catch and eat. Later, she might have brought you partially living animals that you could chase without becoming too tired and this way master the art of hunting before she crosses the rainbow bridge.
That cat slap moment was especially impressive when I remembered that both parts were played by FJ. These videos are so well made, in addition to being hilarious. 👍🏻🤣
"I can hear a can opener from 10 miles away" -- lol so true! As a girl who lives in a family with 6 cats, I can tell you your portraying of a cat is quite close to the reality =) Yet, they do like simply to bird-watch sometimes.
Ha ha, the laying in the floor. That's how big my cat seems in the middle of the floor EVERYWHERE I try to walk. Have a great evening Frank. I love Dateline. :)
The only part missing is him trying to throw cups across the room from the counter, licking their plates, laying across their laps and licking their clothes for no reason....also laying on everything they are interested in: laptops/keyboard, craft projects, musical instruments, sewing projects, etc. Also the random running around the room and bouncing off walls...oh and screaming to be let outside, screaming to be let inside or just sitting in the open doorway unwilling to allow the door to close while it is pouring freezing rain outside
You just 💯% nailed what it’s like living with our family’s ’roommate’. 💯%!!! The staring with green eyes, the screaming for no reason at 4am, the bird calls, all of it. It’s like you know out ‘roommate’ personally.
That was great! My calico does that sometimes but I didn’t get that she was actually imitating the birds but now it all makes sense and is hilarious! 😂
You forgot the part where cats just knock stuff on the ground for no reason or sit in your spot when you just got up for a second to go and get a drink from the kitchen. LOL 😁
Oh yes good one! Or sneak a bite of your cereal. Or you hear them just down from the kitchen counter when you forgot you left food out and you run in there and yell nooo!
@@GummiVal Switching to dogs for a sec - My dog is not allowed on the furniture. However, when she is in my daughter's room, my daughter lets her get on the bed. Our dog KNOWS that I don't want her on ANY furniture, so if I come in the room and she is on my daughter's bed, she will hop down without me saying anything and lay in her doggie bed. As soon as I leave, my daughter says she gets right back on the bed...👀
We’ve seen introverts, extroverts, ambiverts, and even Enneadverts on here, and now at long last Frank has treated us to an insightful look at the oft-misanthropomorphic nature of **catroverts.**
Watch "If Punctuation Marks Were People" next 👉ua-cam.com/video/Pn7Upbo4Lhg/v-deo.html
Yes sir!
NIP?
video idea: 16 personalities in prison
How do you come up with your ideas?
Video idea: if dwarf planets were people (if planets were people pt 2)
Cats are basically introverts with an adorable mixture of floof and weird bloodlust, so we get on well
🤣😭🤣💀
INTJs, basically. 😂
I dunno about the introversion, my cat is always up in my business 😅
@@hummie3 All my cats have also been glued to me, but didn't show any inclination of making friends with anyone else 😄
My cat isn’t an introvert 😭 I have to take him on walks daily and when ppl come in our house he forgets we exist and just wants them to pet him, showing his belly, rolling on their feet and everything
Can't believe you got an actual cat to pretend to be a human
took a lot of tuna
@@FrankJames video idea: if different countries were people/different cultures were people
👇
@@theguys0305He'll get cancelled 😂.
@@theguys0305 that's a rlly gud idea thoo. But yeah the first guy is right lol
@@avyonduncan why would he? as long as he doesnt make fun of any cultures he'll be fine.
He kills for you. No one could say that.
And can't be held accountable!
Becoming a serial is a realistic option.
Only because he thinks you're an incompetent hunter.
@queenseabee8113 haha yup.
"oh you brought me a gift!"
Nope, he is saying you suck and get better catfood.
FACTS!!
My ex can say that. Or he could, if the police managed to find him.
THE GREEN GLOWING SKIN EYES WERE ON POINT LMFAOOO
This is lol funny!! Ha ha !!
It's really cool, cats' eyes were made to reflect as much light as possible, so they can see ultra sharp and in the dark
@@justafan13 that's some cool stuff, thank you for letting me know :)
@@justafan13But if they reflect a lot of light, that means not much light is absorbed, so wouldn't that make their vision worse?
"Dude, he has glaucoma" 😂
When he was CHIRPING at the birds. It was TOO ACCURATE
That was my favorite part!! 😂
As a cat, I can confirm this is true.
😊
we cracked him, boys!
Every cat for himself!
Meow meow meow
As a commenter, I can confirm this comment was written by a cat
Vomiting on the carpet...it's the little things that bring us joy.
Yep, it’s when they run from the hard surface to make it to the carpet for their little upchuck of joy. 😂
1:44 My favourite part, especially the weird chirping while staring out the window with wide killer eyes 😂😂
fantastic
"I don't know how to do outside"
Neither do I, my friend.
INFJ alert 🙂
"I want to run FREE......and kill every bird" 🤣
“I imitate the birds so they’ll never suspect that I am trying to kill them all” 😂😂
A scene with the "new roommate" trying to stretch out on a computer keyboard would have been hilarious. 😂
When the cat beat up the curly guy, i laughed so hard i cried... Nice video man. 😂❤
haha thanks!
@@FrankJames I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Of course you’re a dog person, you know absolutely nothing about cats. Typical! 🙄
as a cat owner this is too real
So accurate ! The only thing missing would be the roomate leaving lots of hair and having an odd but genuine affection for the roomate who gets him (the one with the beanie) Cats can be very loving if you take the time to understand them 😺
totally true, you just have to take some time to get to know them better, and they appreciate it immensely!
But obviously he would want to be best friends with the one that doesn't like him too 😂😂😂
@@Viky.A.V.
They'd eat you if you died...as a way of saying thanks. 😼
@@Kaede-Sasaki If you're dead, why would you care? 😆
I know Frank is a dog person, but his impersonation of cat is impeccable 😂 " SCREAMING FOR NO REASON" 😂😂 that's a fact gosh darn it 🤣
If a cat were a person, they might be the ultimate mix of independent and curious, with a dash of aloofness thrown in for good measure. Picture someone who values their personal space but can't resist investigating every nook and cranny. They'd likely have a keen eye for detail, an innate sense of gracefulness, and an ability to nap anywhere, anytime. Socially, they might be selective about who they spend time with, preferring the company of a few close friends over large gatherings. And when it comes to communication, they might be more about gestures and body language than words, letting their actions speak louder than any meow ever could.
Purrrfect!!
This gives off strong ChatGPT vibes
This is me tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯😅
Soooo… Sherlock Holmes?
You're right. Cat people would be exactly what you said. 👍
Missed opportunity to get FJ in some cat ears 😔😂
😭😭😭😭
thats so real, bro the amount of times my cat gifted me with dead animals on my bed, every time i feel like im on a minecraft night
The glowing eyes in the night was hilarious lmao
“I wouldn’t say I like my roommates. I just tolerate their existence”
That’s how I feel towards everyone in my life 😂
As an INTJ I can totally relate to cats.
0:43 the way cats literally slap anything that crosses the corner
Yes! This is my favorite part and had to watch it a couple of times. Hilarious! It also reminds me of when I was a kid in the mid 90s and at my cousin’s cousin’s house and she had a Persian cat which I had never seen before which hid in the back flap of one of those lazy boy type chairs and then would randomly swat out the side and you would just see her legs and it really freaked me out because I was right by it. So then I was kind of scared of cats after that. Haha but now have 2!
I had one that would stretch and massage his front paws on me...luckily he had been declawed.
I miss him 😿
@@GummiVal it’s so hilarious when they do that! My two cats don’t let me cross the stairs without smacking my legs
Hahaha, I don't do outside, either! That cat's an introvert! Funny ending, too! Can't wait for the Dateline episode! I love cats!😹🙌
glad you enjoyed it!
Frank is secretly 3 cats in a trenchcoat.
..."and he does sleep anywhere...."
Frank on the floor in that shape....😆😆😆
This guy definitely has a cat.
Meow meow 🐈
Bro i love the two cat owners and how their reactions towards the cat person are completely different 😂😂l
2:15 “I want to run free AND KILL EVERY BIRD”
Me too bro me too 🥲
0:17 my cat sleeps in this EXACT pose
0:43 she also does this randomly to me a lot for zero reason
Three amazing actors!
Screaming screaming for no reason🤣🤣🤣🤣my cats do that all the time
Once my mom had a cat that would not only kill animals "for" us, she would bite off the mice's heads and lay the bodies next to the car for us to notice. She also bit off the petals from flowers and spat them out again for no reason
She was trying to teach you how to hunt. She figured you were probably her child, or at least someone’s child. But she was disappointed to see that you had NO hunting skills. What if she wandered off one day? How would you fend for yourself? So she started with dead animals laid in obvious places for you to catch and eat. Later, she might have brought you partially living animals that you could chase without becoming too tired and this way master the art of hunting before she crosses the rainbow bridge.
Was waiting for the sour patch moment where he knocks over a glass of water and then tries to snuggle 😜
sour patch moment?
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland "First they're sour, then they're sweet." It's the tagline in the old commercials for Sour Patch Kids Candy.
That cat slap moment was especially impressive when I remembered that both parts were played by FJ. These videos are so well made, in addition to being hilarious. 👍🏻🤣
"I can hear a can opener from 10 miles away" -- lol so true! As a girl who lives in a family with 6 cats, I can tell you your portraying of a cat is quite close to the reality =) Yet, they do like simply to bird-watch sometimes.
The cat noises at the window. 😂
0:42 Lol just slapping at the guy and running off 🤣
I don't know why I expected this to be cutesy because this makes perfect sense. The dark vibe surrounding it is so funny too
We already KNOW what a humanoid cat would be like: have you never seen "Red Dwarf"?
I'm going to get you little fishy.
👍👍👍
I heard laughter is now a virus caused by Frank James videos. Now I’ve caught it🤣
And on that rare occasion that he's happy, he does this weird vocal/body vibration thing. He calls it purring, I call it frightening.
At least he cleans himself constantly!
"But doesn't that just mean that he's covered in saliva?"
"Yeah, he's covered in it!"
The ‘cat’ trilling while looking out the window at birds!
The glowing eyes, the dead lizard, the vomiting are spot on! Love it, FJ!
Hilariously accurate
Ha ha, the laying in the floor. That's how big my cat seems in the middle of the floor EVERYWHERE I try to walk. Have a great evening Frank. I love Dateline. :)
The only part missing is him trying to throw cups across the room from the counter, licking their plates, laying across their laps and licking their clothes for no reason....also laying on everything they are interested in: laptops/keyboard, craft projects, musical instruments, sewing projects, etc. Also the random running around the room and bouncing off walls...oh and screaming to be let outside, screaming to be let inside or just sitting in the open doorway unwilling to allow the door to close while it is pouring freezing rain outside
You just 💯% nailed what it’s like living with our family’s ’roommate’. 💯%!!! The staring with green eyes, the screaming for no reason at 4am, the bird calls, all of it. It’s like you know out ‘roommate’ personally.
the evil green eyes thing is just perfect!!
0:36 Didn't know cats were french
I’m French and I like cat, this is a good theory 😂
@@mockingbird6151 SIIIING!! 🎶🎤🎵Trois petits chats, trois petits chats, Trois petits chats, chats, chats, Chapeau de paille, chapeau de paille, Chapeau de paille, paille, paille.
Paillasson, paillason, Paillasson, son, son, Somnambule, somnambule, Somnambule, bulle, bulle 😂
@@meowhahaha Bulletin, bulletin
Bulletin, -tin, -tin, -tin
Tintamarre, tintamarre
Tintamarre, -marre, -marre
Marabout, marabout
Marabout, -bout, -bout, -bout
Bout d'ficelle, bout d'ficelle
Bout d'ficelle, -celle, -celle, -celle 😅🎶🎵😸
😂 I’ve never in my life laughed so hard I cried from watching a UA-cam video. Best 3 minutes I’ve spent all day.
You forgot the part where he rubs up against you and makes pleasant sounds when you scratch his hair or under his chin
I love that the cat guy also wants it all documented and it's for the very same reason. 🤣
Just purrfect! Thanks Frank!
The accuracy of this, is off of the charts. 😂
Can't wait for the episode on Dateline lol
I need that missing poster sign of you on some merchandise 😂😂
SCREAMING… screaming for no reason…😂😂😂😂
As a cat person, this totally made me subscribe. Very funny and accurate.
The bit with you imitating the birds killed me😂
My cat actually doesn't meow much. She's so quiet haha
That was great! My calico does that sometimes but I didn’t get that she was actually imitating the birds but now it all makes sense and is hilarious! 😂
Laughing so hard I nearly choked on my coffee! This is comedy gold!
Hilarious 🤣 and true Facts 🤣😀🎉
😂😂😂 posession 0:59 😂😂😂😂the stoner and the quiet talking when bird watching!!😂😂😂
You forgot the part where cats just knock stuff on the ground for no reason or sit in your spot when you just got up for a second to go and get a drink from the kitchen. LOL 😁
Oh yes good one! Or sneak a bite of your cereal. Or you hear them just down from the kitchen counter when you forgot you left food out and you run in there and yell nooo!
@@GummiVal Switching to dogs for a sec - My dog is not allowed on the furniture. However, when she is in my daughter's room, my daughter lets her get on the bed. Our dog KNOWS that I don't want her on ANY furniture, so if I come in the room and she is on my daughter's bed, she will hop down without me saying anything and lay in her doggie bed. As soon as I leave, my daughter says she gets right back on the bed...👀
You make an incredible cat.
I was going to make an "as a cat" joke but a bunch of people did that already so... SCREAMING. SCREAMING FOR NO REASON
I haven't smiled that much (and chuckled) in a long time
We’ve seen introverts, extroverts, ambiverts, and even Enneadverts on here, and now at long last Frank has treated us to an insightful look at the oft-misanthropomorphic nature of **catroverts.**
Loved this!! You should do if Dogs were people now!
If cats could text you back, they WOULDN’T…………………………………………………………………………………………. (You know it’s TRUE………………..) ❤
Kittypets be like:
You could also do what stray cats are like
How true is this? It’s cute when a cat does all that stuff, but when a person does it, it is just downright creepy! 😂😹
I watched this with my cat curled up next to me. I was cracking up the entire time at the accuracy 😂😂😂
I am the enabling roommate fs
Yesss! We love to see more variety on the sketchies :)
That stare is 100% accurate for my black cat and all black cats. Freaks me out. 😂
He blew it by saying merci. No excuses, no regrets, no gratitude; cat life.
my mom's cat loved gifting her dead mice 🤣
It's their best gift! They work hard for it!
Ok I gonna catch a lizard for my roommate.
omg this is like an SNL skit…and dead accurate at the same time.
My Cat IS an NPD😼 I'm an INFJ-T
He came to my door over 1 year ago now.
I let him in....
I didn't know!
Now I do.😹
How people on the internet describe cats:
Meanwhile my actual cat:Please don’t leave me just give me food and pets
This is priceless 😂 I’m gonna hafta watch it a few dozen more times. But the glowing green eyes 😂
The bird watching part has me dying 😂😂 The chittering at the window lmfao
Best portrayal of a cat by a human being… cat-person approved
Well on the bright side, he can kill stuff😂
You are so flipping talented! Thank you for the laugh today :)
They literally only get away with it because they look cute and fluffy. The moment you see the behaviour in a full grown man, it becomes terrifying.
At least he didnt cough up a fur ball 😂
I hadn’t seen the title when I started watching this video. It made the buildup into realizing the roommate was actually a cat a lot more fun!
Okay this made me LOL bc the accuracyyyy🤣 Gonna need if a cat were a person part 2 OR if a dog were a person!
As a cat owner, this is accurate.
🤣
Thank you yet again, Frank!
As a cat owner, this is way too on point it should be marked as a documentary XD
LMAO...I have three cats...Enough said! xD
😂😂😂 man, you nailed ‘em. Love those crazy felines!
LOL. I love cats and thanks for give us different POV 😂
The bird watching part was almost perfect only the cat would be making clicking sounds with its mouth.
Frank I've been watching you for four years and I just want to say you've been an important part of my journey to healing😢 thank you 😊