Yes! I have a Yorkie, & she's just like that... she drives me nuts sometimes. She'll have a fit wanting me to pick her up & put her on the couch/bed, but every time I reach to get her, she's like "Oh, no no no no!"
@@suzannac.6057 I read once that dogs instinctively don't like to be carried because the restriction uncomfortably inhibits them from running should something trigger their reflexes to run. So it's possible that some dogs want to be picked up for attention, but then when you go to do it a more profound part of their mind tells them they don't want it. But this is just an assumption from a guy who really doesn't know a whole lot on the subject.
@@suzannac.6057 YESSS! I have to literally get out of bed every 5min because my yorkie backs away intentionally trying to get away when I try to reach down and pick him up to put him on my bed and I finally get him only for him to jump off and do the same thing
The German shepherd one perfectly describes how my older brothers dog acted when he first saw me. I guess I checked out but he'd give the I'm watching you look while I sat on the couch lol. He even went over to my cousins room and opened the door when she closed it a Crack with this attitude that said " how many times do I NEED to tell you Vanessa, KEEP the door open so I can see you at all times!" Luckily for me he accepted me into his pack because late at night while I slept on the couch, he came and did his patrol to check on everyone and I was among them. Guess I'm clear. Lol 😂
My parents German Shepherd 100% is always on guard, alerting of us everyone and everything that could possibly be outside her fence 😂 and if she doesn’t know you, you better think twice before coming in.
I kinda like how the dachshund was like ‘okay I’m ignoring you.’ Followed quickly by ‘okay now I’m making a conscious effort to make sure you know I’m ignoring you HARDER.’
Oh man that's SO true about them! My parents especially loved 2 particular breeds of dogs: miniature long-haired Dachshunds (of which Mom has one now) and.... Rottweilers 😁. The Rotties were the gentle, mild-mannered teddy bears who scared people with the smallest growl or gruff while the beautiful little Dachshunds that everyone swooned over were actually the stubborn, territorial ones ignoring commands😏. But I loved them all.❤
Well they are bred to be independent Hunters so they instinctively don't feel they need to listen to us. They are not a beginner dog and they are not for people who think that they should be dominating their dog. It is a dog you will have to compromise with but its overall well behaved
As a long time dachshund lover it's called D,D,S dachshund, deafness, syndrome. They only hear what they want to hear everything else be damned. By the way I never found a cure.
I have two 1.5 year old mini-dachshund/Pit Bull mixes. The girl looks like a super muscular mini-dachshund, the boy looks like a hound with a bulldog head (yeah, I dunno). Boy is super sweet, into everything, and like most pitties I've ever known, heartbroken if you're upset with him. The girl ... well ... she's pretty ... cuddly if only on HER terms, and probably the most savage animal I've ever owned, known for attacking neighbors' yard ornaments. The boy is pretty receptive to training. The girl .. well I've been trying since she was 6 weeks old. She'll sit ... occasionally ... [eye-roll]. My 15 year old Boxer/Pit mix (who approves of boy puppy .. mostly, and resents every breath taken by the girl) has always been "mostly obedient" ... with just enough stubbornness to make it fun. They are all super protective of me (sometimes from each other, LOL). My house is never quiet.
LOL! The only thing I would have added was the Chihuahua sitting in a black robe, inside an upside down pentagram, with candles all around him and Marilyn Manson playing in the background.
Having worked as a bather at a pet grooming salon I can confirm and agree with ALL of these. I just have to add that Huskies and German Shepards, at least the ones we got in, ALWAYS whined, barked and screamed during the entire process.
When I got my shepherd I thought there was something wrong with her - she whines constantly! It’s pretty funny. Everyone thinks she’s so scary…little do they know, lol.
My brother's GS/rottie was quite noisy. That long list of things the rescue saw, add in about a dozen other things spotted, and she had to loudly bark at every single one.
@@eeltenaj19 as the aunt of a Australian sheepdog the struggle is all too true , she wakes me up at FIVE IN THE MORNING to walk her mind you I don’t wake up until 10 IN THE MORNING so my day is Dog barks from 10pm-5am Set up my breakfast at 7am Get myself together from 7am-9am Walk her at 9am Breakfast at 10am Housework from 10-2pm Lunch from 1pm-3pm Night walks from 4pm-6pm
My Aussie's current and past do circles everywhere. They do laps around the couch. Whether it's with a toy in their mouth that they think somebody wants, yet nobody cares! When going to the bathroom 30 circles are necessary before finding the exact spot. Before sitting as I ask they have to do several laps around me. When a new car comes in the driveway they have to do circles around that car to make sure it's okay. Before lying down they have to make several laps around their bedding before finally resting their tush. When plane everybody has to make circles around each other. When I try to keep track of them my eyes start going cross-eyed. There's only one that is smart enough to go left or right cutting them off. Even as I bath them they're doing circles in the shower or I have to tell them would you just stand still! God forbid when they're let loose on the Acres the Run, I just let him go and sit down. Because when they run they get speed and they go in circles that I cannot keep track of them. They'll come up from behind me, knocking me over in their excitement. They just want to show Mama how fast they are!
My brother had a boxer that I got to dogsit for long periods of time quite often, and this was accurate as hell lol. I'd wake up in the middle of the night with an odd feeling, and he was standing right at the door staring at me, as if he was checking if I was breathing. He was a great boi.
Had a Border Collie growing up that we used to herd our sheep and cattle and he actually did break his ankle and spent the rest of the day finishing the drive...no one noticed until my mum called him back and saw he was limping *slightly* and his foot was swollen
The dobie was perfect. I literally know exactly what’s happening in front of my house with mine. I know if someone is very close to the house or further away, I know if it’s a civilian vs an Amazon guy. My dobie is like a life commentator. 😂
Had a German shepherd/doberman, and damn this was accurate. She made these weird "cheek barks" and "growl comments" about what the people in neighbourhood were doing. And the exact German Shepherd Greeting at the door: You better hope you smell right 😆.
Lol same! My silly girl will see and hear questionable things on TV (like someone shouting etc) and run outside huffing to check if any undesirables are out there, too! 😆
. Oh, I don't think she's silly. She just takes her job of protecting her people very seriously. I worked with a woman who had a rescued Dobie. I was warned about making sudden movements around him until he could sniff me and the people told him I was a friend. After that, he'd sit next to me and lean against my legs and, if I started petting him, he'd roll his head onto my lap and make little, grunting sighs. He'd try to climb into his "dad's" lap, although he was full grown and had legs for days and acted all goody\clumsy. One day, I finally got to experience how he got his name. The postman came to deliver the mail thru the mail chute in the front door. "Shotgun" hit the door so hard, it sounded like a gunshot (and cracked the door). That was the second solid wood door Shotgun broke. They switched to metal doors after that. He was the smartest, sweetest, most loyal dobie I've ever met. I would get one, myself, if I could.
@@SilverAuntie Oh that reminds me of my dobie James. He used to sit at the top of the stairs to keep watch mainly so he could launch himself off the top and hit the front door at the bottom with maximum impact when the postman came. I worried about the person on the other side sometimes.
I used to work in a dog kennel for 8 years, then another 4 in vet med....this is so accurate at how these breeds would act lol I love watching these videos. Thank you for making them!
One point that should have been added about Boston Terriers- In their sleep, they grumble, they fidgit, they fart, and they SNORE... it's like sleeping with an old man... lol
The dachshund is spot on!!!! Daschunds are among the top (10) hardest dogs to train because they'd rather do their own thing. A daschund won't do a damn thing for you. My late doxie Mami was sweet but stubborn. You're on your own with a doxie!!!!
Ikr i have 2 sibling dachshunds and they will be out on the porch I'll call them and they will just stare at me and and then 5 mins later they will be scratching on the door to come back in
UNLESS....they think there is an intruder. NOBODY sneaks by a dachsund!! AND they are the #1 breed most likely to bite, but, actually one of the few forgiven for biting in the show ring!!
Im getting a weirded Dachshund in 3 weeks. Im a bit scared...my last dog was a workline Border collie 😬 but the breeder told me if i can handle a workline Border a Dachshund Will be easy ....
As an Aussie, I laughed so hard at the Australian Shepherd because that's exactly what they're like. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying at the Shih Tzu with the pigtails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pretty accurate. Even the Pit Bull one, which most ppl never get. I’ve had Pits for 25 years. They look intimidating at the door but really just want to be friends.
The Rottie one is so accurate. Ours used to bark like crazy at someone looking over our fence and then trot inside to tell us the good news with a smile on her face.
You almost nailed the Mastiff. Even when they're asleep, they're aware of everything! We were owned by an English Lab/Mastiff mix (we called him a Mastador). Lars would be sound asleep in the bedroom (complete with snoring), but let me rustle a wrapper and he was right there.
I do so enjoy your interpretation of different breeds. I have to take exception with the Boston Terrier. I have had several over my life and they would have NO trouble jumping onto the bed. Those muscular hind legs are like springs.
My Grandmother had a German Shepard and it is so spot on...In fact, they all are amazing. Couldn't stop laughing!!!! The "Recess" music for the Golden Retriever is priceless!! Thank you
@@OntarioBirding7538 Yeah... My poodle hates to be groomed. She loves to run, cuddle and roll around. Sometimes she acts like a puppy even though she is already 11 years old. I love her.
My family’s poodle loved the dog park. We were the ones to get disappointed when his freshly groomed leg puffs got muddy afterwards. Eventually we stopped getting the puffs.
Not mine. He wants to play with everyone, people or dogs... but as soon as a dog challenges him... challenge accepted. He chased a coyote wanting to play, and when he caught it and it snapped at him... he jacked it up.
My dachshund thinks you're silly. I think you nailed my dachshund! He barks at me if I ignore him but he most definitely ignores me at times. I think you captured the essences of the breeds very well!
How hard are they to train if you’re new to owning a dog? I’m trying to figure out the best dog for us.Another challenge is I’m allergic and would like a low shedding dog, and my options for a guard dog are limited hehe
@@ROXELL If you're new to owning a dog do not get a German Shepard. They aren't hard to train per se, but if you make any mistakes or allow bad behaviors to creep in, the consequences are going to be far more dire. German Shepards are like chainsaws: if you know what you're doing they're great, if you don't then someone could lose a limb. Labradoodles are easy to train, protective without being aggressive, and hypoallergenic.
@@dmgroberts5471 thank you! After research, I realize besides my allergies, we shouldn’t get a German shepherd, husky, and many other breeds as first time owners.I read even a poodle will try to train you instead of the other way around haha
@@ROXELL If my advice was helpful to you, I'm glad. I'd have suggested a Labrador if not for the allergies, they're by far the easiest to train and most forgiving. Unfortunately, they shed a lot.
i have a Bernese/poodle cross and the Bernese on is so true. she sleeps for most of the day but if we are going somewhere she begs us to let her come 😂
I used to work for the mail. This is spot on. I had so many strange and funny dogs on my route. Like a chihuahua without teeth that was convinced he was very scary and a crazy Sheltie who lost a tooth because he would jump up to the letterbox in the door in order to get the mail (and he kept doing it... just had do beat me to it). Dogs are amazing in their own ways.
I love this video sooo much. He nailed it on every one of them. The Shitzu was hilarious with the little ponytails and the Corgi butt ? And the Dane ? And the …. …. Dude you are a funny guy. Thank you for this video
I love shih-tzus and Boston terriers! I can say that the ST I used to puppysit accurately acted like that. She just enjoyed life, not really caring about anything but getting belly rubs.
The dachshund one is underrated they will ignore you like there’s no tomorrow! Not the brightest of dogs either they just live life on their own terms haha
Australia shepherd 😅😅🤣🤣🤣 I almost made mistake and got one then I realized I can bearly stay awake only thanks to energy drink & definitely no amount of caffeine would get me ready for him
This guy is not only funny, but has an accurate understanding of a large variety of dog breeds. They were all pretty dead on, plus his bodily movements and the faces he pulls are brilliant! He reminds me a bit of Jim Carrey and I love him.
As the proud mommy of 2 currently living rescue beagles and 3 rescue beagles that have crossed the rainbow bridge, I CAN CONFIRM the beagle one is 100% accurate.
The Aussie and Border collie are super accurate. I have a Border Aussie who's 8, and he still has to do these dramatic galloping zoomies every time we go outside.
I work with rescue dogs and can confirm most of these, nailed it💯 The dobie and shepherd ones especially killed me thinking about one of the dogs at the shelter who is a shepherd dobie mix 😂 my boyfriend has a shiba and i can't explain why but it's dead on. P.S. Would love to see bichon if you ever do more of these, grew up with them and never gets old seeing them somehow behave like pampered royalty and clowns simultaneously 💕
The doberman had me DYING!!! "OH MY GOD IT'S A BOMB!!!" Can u do a Belgian Milanois? As motivation, think Elliot Stabler from SVU/Organized Crime interrogating a suspect while hopped up on coke
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My goodness seriously that golden retriever one was epic 😍😍😍😍
Owning a Goldie
Your act was 💯
From INDIA
Goldies are very sweet
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I have had 7 goldies and they are just as he represented them.
@Do it all jmd 😎 did :\
My golden retriever is just like a happy idiot, _I love him so much_
you forgot the part where huskies loudly complain about everything but yeah 100% accurate
Yesss! I will upload more funny husky complaining tiktoks soon! 😂
True.
*Huskies UwU*
Random screaming sessions. At each other
@@icarusbinns3156 For original click here ua-cam.com/users/shortsyJ5N1g-7r7M?feature=share
The pug crazily scrambling up after stopping to breathe is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen. 😂
"Uppies! I wanna go uppies DON'T TOUCH ME." As a dog groomer, this had me creaaaasing. So true of the little buggers
Yes! I have a Yorkie, & she's just like that... she drives me nuts sometimes. She'll have a fit wanting me to pick her up & put her on the couch/bed, but every time I reach to get her, she's like "Oh, no no no no!"
@@suzannac.6057 I read once that dogs instinctively don't like to be carried because the restriction uncomfortably inhibits them from running should something trigger their reflexes to run. So it's possible that some dogs want to be picked up for attention, but then when you go to do it a more profound part of their mind tells them they don't want it.
But this is just an assumption from a guy who really doesn't know a whole lot on the subject.
As an owner this is 💯 correct
@@suzannac.6057 YESSS! I have to literally get out of bed every 5min because my yorkie backs away intentionally trying to get away when I try to reach down and pick him up to put him on my bed and I finally get him only for him to jump off and do the same thing
@@nataliawashington872 - Yep! 😆
The German shepherd one perfectly describes how my older brothers dog acted when he first saw me. I guess I checked out but he'd give the I'm watching you look while I sat on the couch lol. He even went over to my cousins room and opened the door when she closed it a Crack with this attitude that said " how many times do I NEED to tell you Vanessa, KEEP the door open so I can see you at all times!" Luckily for me he accepted me into his pack because late at night while I slept on the couch, he came and did his patrol to check on everyone and I was among them. Guess I'm clear. Lol 😂
They're like Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents, with the whole "got my eye on you" thing.
@@dmgroberts5471 yup! But it's how you know they love you.
My parents German Shepherd 100% is always on guard, alerting of us everyone and everything that could possibly be outside her fence 😂 and if she doesn’t know you, you better think twice before coming in.
Yeah, he was only "checking". Checking to see if you haven't stolen anything! GS: yeah, you better be in your assigned sleeping area. 😂😂😂
@@dmgroberts5471 Circle of trust!
he nailed golden retrievers... 🤣🤣🤣
yup! HAHAHA
..and Shih-tzus. And Chihuahuas.
He nailed the pugs too! 😂😂😂
I kinda like how the dachshund was like ‘okay I’m ignoring you.’ Followed quickly by ‘okay now I’m making a conscious effort to make sure you know I’m ignoring you HARDER.’
Oh man that's SO true about them! My parents especially loved 2 particular breeds of dogs: miniature long-haired Dachshunds (of which Mom has one now) and.... Rottweilers 😁.
The Rotties were the gentle, mild-mannered teddy bears who scared people with the smallest growl or gruff while the beautiful little Dachshunds that everyone swooned over were actually the stubborn, territorial ones ignoring commands😏. But I loved them all.❤
We have a saying here: “Hört wie'n Dackel.“ = “It listens to you like a dachshund“ when we are talking about kids. ^^
Well they are bred to be independent Hunters so they instinctively don't feel they need to listen to us. They are not a beginner dog and they are not for people who think that they should be dominating their dog. It is a dog you will have to compromise with but its overall well behaved
As a long time dachshund lover it's called D,D,S dachshund, deafness, syndrome. They only hear what they want to hear everything else be damned. By the way I never found a cure.
I have two 1.5 year old mini-dachshund/Pit Bull mixes. The girl looks like a super muscular mini-dachshund, the boy looks like a hound with a bulldog head (yeah, I dunno). Boy is super sweet, into everything, and like most pitties I've ever known, heartbroken if you're upset with him. The girl ... well ... she's pretty ... cuddly if only on HER terms, and probably the most savage animal I've ever owned, known for attacking neighbors' yard ornaments. The boy is pretty receptive to training. The girl .. well I've been trying since she was 6 weeks old. She'll sit ... occasionally ... [eye-roll]. My 15 year old Boxer/Pit mix (who approves of boy puppy .. mostly, and resents every breath taken by the girl) has always been "mostly obedient" ... with just enough stubbornness to make it fun. They are all super protective of me (sometimes from each other, LOL). My house is never quiet.
The Chihuahua one killed me dead 😂
Me too 🔥🐶🔥🐶🔥
HAHAHAHA nailed it!
LOL! The only thing I would have added was the Chihuahua sitting in a black robe, inside an upside down pentagram, with candles all around him and Marilyn Manson playing in the background.
@@valkyrie9646 😂😂😂😂
@@viraltiktoks7126 why was the australian dog not upside down?
Having worked as a bather at a pet grooming salon I can confirm and agree with ALL of these. I just have to add that Huskies and German Shepards, at least the ones we got in, ALWAYS whined, barked and screamed during the entire process.
When I got my shepherd I thought there was something wrong with her - she whines constantly! It’s pretty funny. Everyone thinks she’s so scary…little do they know, lol.
😅
My brother's GS/rottie was quite noisy. That long list of things the rescue saw, add in about a dozen other things spotted, and she had to loudly bark at every single one.
The chihuahua and Yorkshire terrier ones are so true, I died laughing 😅😂
The pit bull one is absolutely spot on. My Violet is all bark, but as soon as we open the door she’s all kisses…to anyone and everyone.
I love the Australian Shepard's. Haha. So true, they continue to round up sheep, even when there aren't any. 😹
I agree. I laugh every time I see that clip. My aussie is not a sheep herder. But runs circle zoomies like that forever. It's hysterical.
I had to pause so I could giggle and chuckle and not miss anything! Funny stuff
@@eeltenaj19 as the aunt of a Australian sheepdog the struggle is all too true , she wakes me up at FIVE IN THE MORNING to walk her mind you I don’t wake up until 10 IN THE MORNING so my day is
Dog barks from 10pm-5am
Set up my breakfast at 7am
Get myself together from 7am-9am
Walk her at 9am
Breakfast at 10am
Housework from 10-2pm
Lunch from 1pm-3pm
Night walks from 4pm-6pm
My mini rounds up our neighbors donkeys. 😂
My Aussie's current and past do circles everywhere. They do laps around the couch. Whether it's with a toy in their mouth that they think somebody wants, yet nobody cares! When going to the bathroom 30 circles are necessary before finding the exact spot. Before sitting as I ask they have to do several laps around me. When a new car comes in the driveway they have to do circles around that car to make sure it's okay. Before lying down they have to make several laps around their bedding before finally resting their tush. When plane everybody has to make circles around each other. When I try to keep track of them my eyes start going cross-eyed. There's only one that is smart enough to go left or right cutting them off. Even as I bath them they're doing circles in the shower or I have to tell them would you just stand still! God forbid when they're let loose on the Acres the Run, I just let him go and sit down. Because when they run they get speed and they go in circles that I cannot keep track of them. They'll come up from behind me, knocking me over in their excitement. They just want to show Mama how fast they are!
My brother had a boxer that I got to dogsit for long periods of time quite often, and this was accurate as hell lol. I'd wake up in the middle of the night with an odd feeling, and he was standing right at the door staring at me, as if he was checking if I was breathing.
He was a great boi.
I love my boxer but he is definitely attached to us at the hip... Velcro dogs through and through.
I love my boxer/pit mix. When she lays with me, she always has something touching me and gets up when I do
The Aussie shepherd one was way too accurate. Never seen a dog that can entertain themselves as much as my Aussie, it’s kind of amazing honestly
I just found out that Aussie Shepherds are actually from America.
@@juliegogola4647 yeah aussie herding dogs are called either blue heelers or red heelers depending upon their colour
The Dalmatian “oh my rides here” omg I can’t breathe. Genius skits and all so accurate
Had a Border Collie growing up that we used to herd our sheep and cattle and he actually did break his ankle and spent the rest of the day finishing the drive...no one noticed until my mum called him back and saw he was limping *slightly* and his foot was swollen
Wow, with the Border Collies nothing's going to keep them from doing their job😊
The dobie was perfect. I literally know exactly what’s happening in front of my house with mine. I know if someone is very close to the house or further away, I know if it’s a civilian vs an Amazon guy. My dobie is like a life commentator. 😂
Had a German shepherd/doberman, and damn this was accurate. She made these weird "cheek barks" and "growl comments" about what the people in neighbourhood were doing. And the exact German Shepherd Greeting at the door: You better hope you smell right 😆.
“Civilian vs Amazon guy.” That killed me. My Dobie was the same way. 😂
Lol same! My silly girl will see and hear questionable things on TV (like someone shouting etc) and run outside huffing to check if any undesirables are out there, too! 😆
. Oh, I don't think she's silly. She just takes her job of protecting her people very seriously.
I worked with a woman who had a rescued Dobie. I was warned about making sudden movements around him until he could sniff me and the people told him I was a friend. After that, he'd sit next to me and lean against my legs and, if I started petting him, he'd roll his head onto my lap and make little, grunting sighs. He'd try to climb into his "dad's" lap, although he was full grown and had legs for days and acted all goody\clumsy.
One day, I finally got to experience how he got his name. The postman came to deliver the mail thru the mail chute in the front door. "Shotgun" hit the door so hard, it sounded like a gunshot (and cracked the door). That was the second solid wood door Shotgun broke. They switched to metal doors after that. He was the smartest, sweetest, most loyal dobie I've ever met. I would get one, myself, if I could.
@@SilverAuntie Oh that reminds me of my dobie James. He used to sit at the top of the stairs to keep watch mainly so he could launch himself off the top and hit the front door at the bottom with maximum impact when the postman came. I worried about the person on the other side sometimes.
I like how the Samoyeds usually howl after waking up I have a Samoyed puppy is so cute
I used to work in a dog kennel for 8 years, then another 4 in vet med....this is so accurate at how these breeds would act lol I love watching these videos. Thank you for making them!
The border collie one cracked me up so much its so accurate.
Lol yes
Yup. Have a ‘borsetter’, and the border is strong in this one.
Yup lol
One point that should have been added about Boston Terriers- In their sleep, they grumble, they fidgit, they fart, and they SNORE... it's like sleeping with an old man... lol
The dachshund is spot on!!!! Daschunds are among the top (10) hardest dogs to train because they'd rather do their own thing. A daschund won't do a damn thing for you. My late doxie Mami was sweet but stubborn. You're on your own with a doxie!!!!
I didnt know about that top 10 hardest to train 😅 thank you!
Ikr i have 2 sibling dachshunds and they will be out on the porch I'll call them and they will just stare at me and and then 5 mins later they will be scratching on the door to come back in
They're houndy.♥️
UNLESS....they think there is an intruder. NOBODY sneaks by a dachsund!! AND they are the #1 breed most likely to bite, but, actually one of the few forgiven for biting in the show ring!!
Im getting a weirded Dachshund in 3 weeks. Im a bit scared...my last dog was a workline Border collie 😬 but the breeder told me if i can handle a workline Border a Dachshund Will be easy ....
Poodles would more be like, “I just got groomed, sweet, now I can roll in smelly stuff!”
Love the fun loving attitude of Standard Poodles!! They are awesome!
dude I cannot leave my greyhound alone for two seconds
I own one and true…VELCRO dogs!
As an Aussie, I laughed so hard at the Australian Shepherd because that's exactly what they're like. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying at the Shih Tzu with the pigtails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They’re from America though…
That's life!😅
The Boxer 'you've been in there for :45 , are you okay?!'...dead on!
The Dachshund one is spot on. Until something small and furry that moves fast is involved. 😆
LOL you nailed all of them. Loved golden and german shepherd lol. I agree with the one below to do a weimaraner
It’s from tiktoc
Pretty accurate. Even the Pit Bull one, which most ppl never get. I’ve had Pits for 25 years. They look intimidating at the door but really just want to be friends.
bullys are amazing big babies to. they to cuddle when tried, got 3 half breeds
Pit bulls are secretly the love bugs of the dog breeds. They got the body of a wrestler but the hearts of marshmallows.
And they look like baby seals 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Pitbulls need sterilization, let the breed die out.
They've killed wayy too many people, especially children!?
I was gonna say the Pit Bull one wasn't friendly enough once the door opens! I swear everyone is my Pittie's bestest best good friend EVER!!!!!!!!!
The Pug one was just sad... :'D
Accurate though, sad what people have done to dogs (and some cat breeds also) Same applies to the British bulldog.
Yeah😔, I think some countries have outlawed their breeding: It's considered animal cruelty to deliberately make dogs with health issues that bad.
We have a Boston terrier and I can confirm trying and failing to jump on the bed or couch happens at least 3x a day 😂
Was the case with mine when he was a puppy but now that he’s 5yo he has no issues jumping onto my king size bed, couches & chairs
Aw, the Parks and Rec music is perfect. Leslie Knope is such a golden retriever. I miss that show.
As an owner of a Boston terrier I can say that this happens all the time and it was hilarious
I have a dachshund, this is accurate. She has selective hearing lol
The Rottie one is so accurate. Ours used to bark like crazy at someone looking over our fence and then trot inside to tell us the good news with a smile on her face.
my yorkie does exactly that 😂 she always jumps and looks like she want to he held but when you do that she's like wtf how dare you
I have two Pomeranians and let me say, whenever someone or something is passing our house they will bark until the person or thing is gone
So funny! I especially like the Great Dane impression - it's spot on. Our Dane is afraid of flying insects. :D
You almost nailed the Mastiff. Even when they're asleep, they're aware of everything!
We were owned by an English Lab/Mastiff mix (we called him a Mastador). Lars would be sound asleep in the bedroom (complete with snoring), but let me rustle a wrapper and he was right there.
I love how you said "we were owned", lol! That's exactly how it is with pets, lol!
My vizla is the same. Fast asleep in room furthest from kitchen, but open a cake bag & she's there beside you in an instant, with drool 😅
I swear dogs can hear a marshmallow at 500 feet away.
The Border Collie I grew up with never wanted to come inside. You could call her until you were blue in the face. Open a tin, though...
Nails every SINGLE breed of dog BRILLIANTLY!!
I do so enjoy your interpretation of different breeds. I have to take exception with the Boston Terrier. I have had several over my life and they would have NO trouble jumping onto the bed. Those muscular hind legs are like springs.
I have a pit, a Boxer and a chihuahua and these were hilariously accurate!
I had an Australian Shepherd border collie cross about 10 years ago.
Which is basically like having a dog that does speed when you're not looking.
My Grandmother had a German Shepard and it is so spot on...In fact, they all are amazing. Couldn't stop laughing!!!! The "Recess" music for the Golden Retriever is priceless!! Thank you
"AND STAY OUT!!" me: dang, bruh aggression. 😂😂 the German shepherd, border collie, and lab were SO accurate!!! I have all those.😂
Would love to know how long you study all the breeds, every single one is spot on!
I think all my teenagers are the Dachshund though😂
That is such a dachshund mentality- when they are in the mood😂😂
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My mom's friend had a poodle and I can firmly say, this is way too accurate!🐩
Not at all. My poodle is like the husky.
@@OntarioBirding7538 Yeah... My poodle hates to be groomed. She loves to run, cuddle and roll around. Sometimes she acts like a puppy even though she is already 11 years old. I love her.
My family’s poodle loved the dog park. We were the ones to get disappointed when his freshly groomed leg puffs got muddy afterwards. Eventually we stopped getting the puffs.
@@abcdefghij337 Yeah, that poodle is going to do laps in the nearest body of water then roll in mud. Then jump on you.
@@dmgroberts5471 And all of it with more joy than some puppies ever display
The Dobermann's "Oh my god! It's a bomb!" always gets me
Pitbull was accurate af 😂
Not mine. He wants to play with everyone, people or dogs... but as soon as a dog challenges him... challenge accepted. He chased a coyote wanting to play, and when he caught it and it snapped at him... he jacked it up.
Pomeranian 😂 so polite but grouchy and I loved the scary lunge at the end. Mine is so tough he barks from the safety of our bed.
Shih-tzu was funny
sure is! hahahaha he acts too funny hahaha
My dachshund thinks you're silly. I think you nailed my dachshund! He barks at me if I ignore him but he most definitely ignores me at times. I think you captured the essences of the breeds very well!
The cat of dog breeds? 😂
Haha the german shepherd is on point! Training my GSD pup to be kind to strangers. 😆
How hard are they to train if you’re new to owning a dog? I’m trying to figure out the best dog for us.Another challenge is I’m allergic and would like a low shedding dog, and my options for a guard dog are limited hehe
@@ROXELL If you're new to owning a dog do not get a German Shepard. They aren't hard to train per se, but if you make any mistakes or allow bad behaviors to creep in, the consequences are going to be far more dire. German Shepards are like chainsaws: if you know what you're doing they're great, if you don't then someone could lose a limb.
Labradoodles are easy to train, protective without being aggressive, and hypoallergenic.
@@dmgroberts5471 thank you! After research, I realize besides my allergies, we shouldn’t get a German shepherd, husky, and many other breeds as first time owners.I read even a poodle will try to train you instead of the other way around haha
@@ROXELL If my advice was helpful to you, I'm glad. I'd have suggested a Labrador if not for the allergies, they're by far the easiest to train and most forgiving. Unfortunately, they shed a lot.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 The efford and the understanding of dogs is just fantastic!
i have a Bernese/poodle cross and the Bernese on is so true. she sleeps for most of the day but if we are going somewhere she begs us to let her come 😂
HAHAHAHA thats cute and hilarious at the same time 😂
Yep, my dachshund either looks at me in horror if I ask her to do something, or she pretends to not hear me lol
I used to work for the mail. This is spot on. I had so many strange and funny dogs on my route. Like a chihuahua without teeth that was convinced he was very scary and a crazy Sheltie who lost a tooth because he would jump up to the letterbox in the door in order to get the mail (and he kept doing it... just had do beat me to it). Dogs are amazing in their own ways.
These videos are hilarious. I’m always looking forward to the next. The “and I pooped over there” caught me off guard and it’s so true of rescues. 😂
I love this video sooo much. He nailed it on every one of them. The Shitzu was hilarious with the little ponytails and the Corgi butt ? And the Dane ? And the …. …. Dude you are a funny guy. Thank you for this video
you nailed the Boxer spot on! in tears, LOL
Owned a Yorkie/Maltese mix and she was one of the sweetest things ever. That being said, the yorkie part was so accurate xD
The boxer was so accurate 😂
Ours used to wait outside the bathroom for my mom ALL the time.
I love the Border Collie, The Labrador, The Rottie, the Boxer, and The Vizsla 😂
That Boxer is spot onnnnn! 😂😂😂
I’m very convinced that my spirit animal is a chihuahua after watching this.
Had a friend who wanted Corgis but for some reason decided to get 2 Dobermans instead. These videos would've helped prepare her for the difference lol
I love shih-tzus and Boston terriers! I can say that the ST I used to puppysit accurately acted like that. She just enjoyed life, not really caring about anything but getting belly rubs.
As a Daschund owner couldn’t be MORE ACCURATE 🤣🤣🤣
The Great Dane one. 150% accurate.
That Beagle is ACCURATE! So Aggressively Friendly! I had one 😆
The dachshund one is underrated they will ignore you like there’s no tomorrow! Not the brightest of dogs either they just live life on their own terms haha
The Dachshund was absolutely spot on. That was my dog Fenway to a T🤣🤣❤️
2:10… my two Dobermans acknowledged the accuracy 🤣
"You wanna light something on fire" is my favorite line out of all of his videos. If I even THINK about it I'm dead!
The English Mastiff 😂😂😂
And the rescue dog
Do a Weimaraner, please!
Yes...weim!
The German shepherd totally nailed it.
Australia shepherd 😅😅🤣🤣🤣 I almost made mistake and got one then I realized I can bearly stay awake only thanks to energy drink & definitely no amount of caffeine would get me ready for him
Your hair in 2 straight little pigtails was a touch of creative genius!
The Australian Shepherd is so accurate!! I have an Australian Shepherd and he does it all day
My neighbours have two Aussies and that’s so true! ☺️😅
Dalmatian chewing on the furniture until it hears a siren and presumes that’s just its uber. Perfect.
Dachshund was spot on!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is not only funny, but has an accurate understanding of a large variety of dog breeds. They were all pretty dead on, plus his bodily movements and the faces he pulls are brilliant! He reminds me a bit of Jim Carrey and I love him.
As the proud mommy of 2 currently living rescue beagles and 3 rescue beagles that have crossed the rainbow bridge, I CAN CONFIRM the beagle one is 100% accurate.
The Aussie and Border collie are super accurate. I have a Border Aussie who's 8, and he still has to do these dramatic galloping zoomies every time we go outside.
I work with rescue dogs and can confirm most of these, nailed it💯 The dobie and shepherd ones especially killed me thinking about one of the dogs at the shelter who is a shepherd dobie mix 😂 my boyfriend has a shiba and i can't explain why but it's dead on.
P.S. Would love to see bichon if you ever do more of these, grew up with them and never gets old seeing them somehow behave like pampered royalty and clowns simultaneously 💕
My parents had two Bichons, I would love to see that one too!! Also stubborn as anything!
I convinced that Goldies are pure protagonists in a kids adventure.
Ha! You got the dalmatian spot on. I had one and it ate my chair. Seriously, it tore the whole chair apart.
2:20 Imagine having a rough day and going to work to see a grown a$$ man with pigtails leaning out of a car window.
Corgi is my fave. 😂
Corgis are really cute! I wanna have mine too but I do own a lot of dogs now hahahaha lol 😂
The chihuahua could also have been a head sticking out of a pile of dirty washing on the floor or a pile of leaves or in a pile of blankets. 😂
That chihuahua one had me in stitches
Having known a couple of corgis he's got them down to a T. The GSD is also spot on, no entry unless you're approved.🤣
Pomeranians are the Karen's of the dog world lol
Omg the German Shepard and Great Dane were perfect! 😂 I currently have 2 German Shepard’s and they are the best protectors!
Having owned a greyhound I can confirm they quake like there’s no tomorrow
Jonny Delaney is so multi-talented. He should write for SNL.
Having had Dachshunds for 20 years, that is totally accurate
"you wanna light something on fire?" This is my millionth time watching this and it still gets me lmao
The doberman had me DYING!!! "OH MY GOD IT'S A BOMB!!!"
Can u do a Belgian Milanois?
As motivation, think Elliot Stabler from SVU/Organized Crime interrogating a suspect while hopped up on coke
Tiktokker dead after doing parkour trying to imitate a Belgian malinoise