Bronze truly is the greatest material

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  • Bronze persists
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    Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Twitter meme about bronze being the best metal. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 908

  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects  15 днів тому +1808

    Bronze persists

  • @HarrisonSolie
    @HarrisonSolie 15 днів тому +4887

    i'll stick with my tungsten cube, thanks

    • @SorielHDTBers
      @SorielHDTBers 15 днів тому +30

      Yeah!

    • @Maximus5641
      @Maximus5641 15 днів тому +17

      me 2

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +102

      Gold cubes will make you feel way more powerful. Not only are they more dense and heavy physically, they are financially heavier too.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 15 днів тому +42

      ​@@therealmanguyman tungsten and gold are of same density

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +121

      @@NoNameAtAll2 Gold density is 19.30 g/cm3, Tungsten is 19.25. Sure, it's barely more dense, but it's the thought that counts.

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 15 днів тому +4467

    Tell us you're coping with getting 3rd place in the Olympics without telling us you're coping with getting 3rd place in the Olympics.

    • @ayamPENYETZ
      @ayamPENYETZ 15 днів тому +485

      What if they're intentionally getting 3rd place becuz of their love for bronze

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 15 днів тому +97

      ​@@ayamPENYETZ coper spotted

    • @Oran_Fitz
      @Oran_Fitz 15 днів тому

      but this video is about bronze? ​@@oscarglad5284

    • @ThatPenguin
      @ThatPenguin 15 днів тому +143

      ​@@oscarglad52843rd place is better than second because second is just the first loser

    • @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer
      @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer 15 днів тому +38

      @@ThatPenguin scientifically speaking, that’s also true.

  • @DroidRazer
    @DroidRazer 15 днів тому +1431

    Ok now we need to bring the tungsten guy, the bronze guy, and the obsidian guy into one room and lock the door

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 15 днів тому +95

      i'd pay fortunes to watch that

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 15 днів тому +8

      ​@@PlutoTheSynthSame

    • @beaconblaster33
      @beaconblaster33 15 днів тому +78

      i'm scared with what the tungsten bullets will do to the door

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 15 днів тому +54

      The tungsten man wins easy

    • @kyliehenderson1417
      @kyliehenderson1417 14 днів тому +72

      AND HERE COMES PLUTONIUM GUY WITH THE DEMON CORE *violent irradiation noises and screaming ensues*

  • @Be_A_Bi_Warlock
    @Be_A_Bi_Warlock 15 днів тому +2611

    I have illegally married bronze.

  • @TheKz262
    @TheKz262 15 днів тому +1632

    Bro doesn't discriminate either, he loves all bronzes equally...even the strange cousin Brass.

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +75

      He literally commits racism against copper and tin here.

    • @FederalBulgeInvestigator
      @FederalBulgeInvestigator 15 днів тому +59

      *Copper and tin are really cringe though.*

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 15 днів тому +35

      ​@@therealmanguymanthey aren't bronze, only the road to bronze

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому

      @@oscarglad5284 He still discriminates against them. You can't say he doesn't discriminate. Now I know what you might be thinking, that I am a nerd, but let me tell you this: honey isn't bee cum, but it's actually pollen (seeds used to impregnate female flowers), so it's more like flower cum

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +15

      ​@@oscarglad5284 You need them for bronze. If you stop appreciating them, they will go away. When they go away, you can't have that outdated bronze you love so much.

  • @lirachonyr
    @lirachonyr 15 днів тому +1116

    This guy seems going through his bronze age…

    • @dograttargod
      @dograttargod 14 днів тому +33

      Hopefully he doesn't get invaded by the sea peoples

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 14 днів тому +12

      ​@@dograttargod or in other words, sea men

    • @JustAGoatwastaken
      @JustAGoatwastaken 14 днів тому +10

      Oh Gods! It's the Sea men! They're penetrating our defenses!

    • @aedan742
      @aedan742 14 днів тому +4

      theres so much sea men, we havent even prepared for an attack!

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 14 днів тому +3

      I'm so glad two people went along or had the same idea as me

  • @bedrockpatron9599
    @bedrockpatron9599 15 днів тому +439

    I know a specific man, with a specific cube, who would vigorously object

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 15 днів тому +27

      Their battle will be legendary

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 14 днів тому +13

      Heavy boi

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 12 днів тому +5

      He truly would be aware of the density.

    • @ViviBuchlaw
      @ViviBuchlaw 12 днів тому +2

      Who? 😂

    • @bedrockpatron9599
      @bedrockpatron9599 12 днів тому +7

      @@ViviBuchlaw THIS CUBE CURED MY MORTALITY

  • @Brass319
    @Brass319 15 днів тому +220

    not gonna lie I was worried for a second but then they addressed me directly to let me know they care about me too, really appreciate it ngl

    • @alexwright6816
      @alexwright6816 14 днів тому +13

      brass is the best copper alloy, change my mind

    • @GetLurantisd
      @GetLurantisd 14 днів тому +11

      @@alexwright6816hell yeah, brass instruments are great

    • @hurlaky43
      @hurlaky43 10 днів тому +3

      Better corrosion resistance than steel

  • @unapologeticallylizzy
    @unapologeticallylizzy 15 днів тому +377

    You're right, iron is a false alloy because it's not an alloy, it's an element 😂

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 15 днів тому +44

      delightfully pedantic
      respect

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 15 днів тому +32

      Although the iron you use to make tools, weapons etc. is an alloy.

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 15 днів тому +50

      The iron we use to make tools isn’t even really *iron* the element but instead a mix of iron and carbon and impurities. So steel is more pure iron than so-called “iron.” What a load of nonsense we get from thousands of years of industry meddling in science. You don’t see any of that with bronze, no siree. Bronze just be classy like that.

    • @unapologeticallylizzy
      @unapologeticallylizzy 15 днів тому +2

      @@jodofe4879 But that isn't pure iron then

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 15 днів тому +1

      @@AnkhAnanku Bronze looks cooler.

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z9 15 днів тому +455

    Just wait until this guy meets Ea-nāṣir

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 15 днів тому +120

      Oh, I heard of that guy. I hear he has copper of the highest quality, and he treats your messengers with the utmost respect.

    • @aheenobarbushenocied9880
      @aheenobarbushenocied9880 15 днів тому +24

      UDYREEEEEEEE

    • @UdderlyEvelyn
      @UdderlyEvelyn 14 днів тому +20

      I found this at just the right time after finding out about our boy with the shit ass copper for this to make me lmao.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 14 днів тому +30

      That bastard swindled me for half of my granary back in the Ur days

    • @IcyLucario
      @IcyLucario 14 днів тому

      Oh man if he sold him poor quality copper I bet he'd say something like:
      𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕
      𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
      𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
      𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
      𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
      𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
      𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
      𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
      𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
      𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
      𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
      𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
      𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
      𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
      𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
      𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
      𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
      𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
      𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾
      𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎
      𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠
      𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠
      𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎
      𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗
      𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠
      𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦
      𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠
      𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠
      𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖
      𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎
      𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑
      𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒
      𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗
      𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷
      𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
      𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝
      𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔
      𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓
      𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍
      𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾
      𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
      𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑
      𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋
      𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀
      𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗
      𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠
      𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠
      𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜
      𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀
      𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠
      𒂊 𒇷 𒆠
      𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
      𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗

  • @early4thegameNOW
    @early4thegameNOW 15 днів тому +746

    Reject Humanity
    Return to Bronze.
    Breed with Bronze
    Reproduce with Bronze
    Intregate with Bronze
    Become Bronze
    We are Bronze
    You are Bronze
    All shall be Bronze

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 15 днів тому +59

      _"I. AM. not-IRON. MAN."_
      - Bronze-age
      Black Sabbath
      (probably)

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +14

      The hard part is letting go. Cyrus the great did it, why can't you?

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +12

      ​@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 🎶 Running as fast as they can
      Bronze Age man lives again🎶

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 15 днів тому +13

      Midas should've turned everything to bronze, not gold

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh 15 днів тому +4

      I am not Bronze, for *_I AM ALPHARIUS._*

  • @nicholasmartin534
    @nicholasmartin534 15 днів тому +350

    “The Bronze Age”. Enemies to lovers. 30,000 words.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 14 днів тому

      111

    • @Some_Siren
      @Some_Siren 14 днів тому +11

      Only 30,000? That's a bit short for this man's love

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 13 днів тому +1

      And then the sea peoples barge in for a twist tragedy ending

    • @Cl-2048
      @Cl-2048 8 днів тому

      300,000

  • @tacticalassaultanteater9678
    @tacticalassaultanteater9678 15 днів тому +171

    Bronze really does feel like good game design. It's a very accessible alloy, and it's significantly more reliable and convenient to work with than all of the less advanced options, as if to reward the players for discovering alloys.

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 14 днів тому +1

      True!!

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 14 днів тому +9

      And then there’s gold. Rare pricy because it is rare but compared to other metals it’s one of the least useful ones. Only really used for electronics and copper is like 80% of that anyway. It’s so frail that you can expect a child to be able to destroy something made of gold

    • @ThorirPP
      @ThorirPP 14 днів тому +8

      @@ultimaterecoil1136 but on the other hand, it is very shiny and pretty, good for making pretty decorative things like jewellery and such, and its soft and easily malleable nature meant that it was one of the first metals humans started utilising (though only for aesthetics, we didn't make tools out of it for obvious reasons)
      It is like many gems and pretty stones: useful for satisfying our brain's desire for pretty and shiny things

    • @Juzevs
      @Juzevs 13 днів тому

      @@ultimaterecoil1136 its really not good for starter things, but its really useful on endgame parts

    • @FernandoH7979
      @FernandoH7979 13 днів тому +3

      ​@@ThorirPPand useful for satisfying our need for money to mantain the order in our societies, being a great symbol of value for many societies

  • @RaonMiru107
    @RaonMiru107 15 днів тому +244

    Preposterous! Nothing can beat the intensity of tungsten’s density!

    • @Shive1337
      @Shive1337 15 днів тому +8

      Except your mom

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому

      ​@@Shive1337Implying that this is a homo sapien.

    • @MrWeli
      @MrWeli 15 днів тому

      this is clearly false, for osmium is denser. i can lift your thin tungsten cube with one finger, weakling. my osmium cube is far more dense than anything your poor old tungsten could muster. i am going to oxidize it and laugh as you succumb to the fumes of OsO4. i have grown past such weaknesses by now; osmium is my one true love and even its poisonous forms will refuse to harm me.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 15 днів тому +4

      Bronze has nothing against my obsidian knife

    • @ArtificialDjDAGX
      @ArtificialDjDAGX 15 днів тому +2

      Osmium

  • @Smaug_le_dore
    @Smaug_le_dore 15 днів тому +147

    I wish you all to find someone who loves you as much as this guy loves bronze.

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +5

      This guy seems to have an unhealthy obsession, and is probably. unable to let go of anything.

    • @Smaug_le_dore
      @Smaug_le_dore 15 днів тому +12

      @@therealmanguyman "I can fix him"

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +9

      @@Smaug_le_dore Top 10 famous copes

    • @VieShaphiel
      @VieShaphiel 12 днів тому +1

      it'd bother me a bit if that someone also loves my strange cousin

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@Smaug_le_dore
      "God I want him to break me"

  • @kitchaos1118
    @kitchaos1118 15 днів тому +53

    tungsten grants a glimpse into the infinite, bronze a new perspective on the complexities of the mundane

  • @chernobyl169
    @chernobyl169 15 днів тому +67

    Someone should print out this post and get it bronzed
    It would win 3rd place in a "Memes made stupidly real" competition

    • @Opticized
      @Opticized 7 днів тому

      i love what you did with the 3rd place lmao

  • @kerzid
    @kerzid 15 днів тому +42

    that one guy that would be happy to receive a bronze medal

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 15 днів тому +5

      No, no, he's coping, you see. He got bronze in the Olympics and this is how he copes with it

  • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
    @Otto_Von_Beansmarck 15 днів тому +38

    I bet this guy is still in the bronze age with his skeleton made of bronze, he really ought to get on our level in the bone age

    • @PitsaGuy1
      @PitsaGuy1 10 днів тому

      At least he’s not still in the Stone Age.

    • @Belgianmapping1830
      @Belgianmapping1830 7 днів тому

      @@PitsaGuy1I’m still in the stick age

    • @PitsaGuy1
      @PitsaGuy1 7 днів тому

      @@Belgianmapping1830 does that mean words do hurt you?

    • @Belgianmapping1830
      @Belgianmapping1830 7 днів тому

      @@PitsaGuy1 words breaks my stick bones

    • @PitsaGuy1
      @PitsaGuy1 7 днів тому

      @@Belgianmapping1830 pls don’t break my word bones

  • @sofer2230
    @sofer2230 15 днів тому +22

    "[Brass] may not be good for tools or weapons but-"
    Are wind instruments a joke to you?

    • @John.Not-Jack.Daniels
      @John.Not-Jack.Daniels 15 днів тому +4

      Yes.

    • @Phantom86d
      @Phantom86d 15 днів тому +1

      Sousaphone? It's Saxophone!

    • @glauberglousger956
      @glauberglousger956 14 днів тому +1

      Those can't be used as weapons though
      (There were cannons, but those don't count as instruments, despite being used as one)

    • @mr.sniffly5297
      @mr.sniffly5297 14 днів тому +2

      @@Phantom86dit’s funny because saxophones aren’t brass instruments, they’re woodwinds

    • @nilsqvis4337
      @nilsqvis4337 14 днів тому

      I'm pretty sure the use of saxophones qualify as psychological warfare

  • @user-bu7vb5tg6b
    @user-bu7vb5tg6b 15 днів тому +17

    Never thought I'd see someone curse the founder of the Archaemenid Empire because his one true love was overshadowed.
    This man's on a mission unlike any other.

  • @user-bv2px1hh1m
    @user-bv2px1hh1m 15 днів тому +31

    someone needs to show this man the path of tungsten, for the bronze age is limited. but the embrace of tungsten is gentle and eternal, he must let it absorb his sorrows forever......

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 15 днів тому +3

      Tungsten is hard to work with though.

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 8 днів тому +1

      @@bruhgod123 That's what makes it great. Makes you powerful. It's challenges present Apotheosis, not as a reward, but as a path. Tungsten will cure your mortality.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 8 днів тому

      @@amog8202 Indeed. The path to tungsten is difficult but its worth it.

  • @gmdtungsten
    @gmdtungsten 15 днів тому +61

    FUCK YEAH ITS ME

    • @randomrhino4371
      @randomrhino4371 15 днів тому +6

      Curious how you claim to love bronze so much and yet you have tungsten in your name

    • @gmdtungsten
      @gmdtungsten 15 днів тому +13

      @@randomrhino4371 nah i meant that i brought this to his attention

    • @randomrhino4371
      @randomrhino4371 15 днів тому

      @@gmdtungsten false prophet of the bronze you are

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 14 днів тому +3

      it's*

  • @leiretxu_99
    @leiretxu_99 15 днів тому +10

    Give this person a medal. A bronze medal, to be precise.

  • @AI_Paul
    @AI_Paul 15 днів тому +15

    Only 3300 to 1200 BC kids will remember how cool Bronze is.

  • @wlockuz4467
    @wlockuz4467 15 днів тому +21

    Bronze is my #3 favourite metal.

  • @_abdul
    @_abdul 14 днів тому +6

    "Want some quality Copper for your Bronze foundry?" - Ea Nasir

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 11 днів тому +3

    I have worked in the scrap metal industry for 7 years, 3 years ago I took a tour of a bronze factory. Ever since that fatal day I have been obsessed with the versatility of the range of alloys we call 'Bronze'. Truly a beautiful material

  • @VulturHS
    @VulturHS 15 днів тому +28

    They are indeed better than gold, but I wouldn't want to reinforce concrete with them.

    • @stevec.9037
      @stevec.9037 15 днів тому +4

      Then You Are Weak.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 15 днів тому +5

      Maybe, but you'd fucking love it if the made hospital equipment and furnishings out of it, as Bronze and all copper alloys have an antibacterial effect proven to reduce infection rates in wards when stainless steel furnishings were replaced with Bronze ones.

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom 14 днів тому +2

      @@Santisima_Trinidad But bronze rusts, while stainless steel does not. It’s also a fair bit softer than steel, and can’t hold an edge nearly as well, making it an issue for things like scalpels.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 14 днів тому +6

      @1ManRandom
      Bronze doesn't rust, but it does corrode. In the majority of cases, this corrosion is actually good, a green patina forms that protects the underlying layers from further weathering. The only time it becomes bad is if copper chlorides are formed, as that can weaken the metal over time in a way that unfortunately seems to be impossible to recover it from, and it can spread if the "infected" metal touches clean metals. This only occurs when chlorides come into contact with it, such as the ones found in salt. So, saltwater can take its toll on all copper-based metals. A good preventative measure is to wax it.
      But as long as you're not dunking it in seawater, it should be fine.

    • @stevec.9037
      @stevec.9037 14 днів тому +4

      @1ManRandom what the other guy said about patina, but also, stainless steel is entirely capable of rusting, it's just significantly more resistant to rust than other kinds of steel

  • @ShadowHazy
    @ShadowHazy 15 днів тому +5

    Somebody pitches this man some Tungsten. He might change his mind.

  • @HolyStarling198
    @HolyStarling198 15 днів тому +140

    Nah, bronze is the material of the past. Everything’s chrome in the future.
    Edit: yall know it’s a SpongeBob reference right? Or am I silly?

  • @toeornottoe4951
    @toeornottoe4951 14 днів тому +4

    As a brass enjoyer this has made me appreciate bronze more.

  • @flumpleburg1411
    @flumpleburg1411 14 днів тому +3

    misread that as "I love fucking bronze so much" at first

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 11 днів тому +2

    "What should I do to remove my 'cylinder' from *bronze pipe* ?"

  • @yt_MLM3
    @yt_MLM3 15 днів тому +3

    This man is so dedicated that it makes me actually consider researching the subject

  • @dapz
    @dapz 14 днів тому +5

    He needs a bronze cube

  • @jaysonrees738
    @jaysonrees738 14 днів тому +3

    Can't believe he just dumped on copper like that!

  • @tatecrossette2855
    @tatecrossette2855 15 днів тому +47

    Silver is the grey-test material

  • @MrFlame-zk5cy
    @MrFlame-zk5cy 15 днів тому +8

    Bronze work is so pretty i do love seeing it around

  • @ex320kyt
    @ex320kyt 15 днів тому +15

    Nobody tell this man about the bronze age collapse

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 15 днів тому +1

      It is a hoax

    • @dang-x3n0t1ct
      @dang-x3n0t1ct 14 днів тому

      ​@@jodofe4879 bronzo-caust denier

    • @pattersong6637
      @pattersong6637 11 днів тому

      He could give you a great rant about the Sea People.

  • @clausroquefort9545
    @clausroquefort9545 15 днів тому +8

    reject bronze, return to rock and stick
    on second thought, just rock is fine.

    • @Molten_Anarchist
      @Molten_Anarchist 15 днів тому +2

      Return to cool rocks and cool sticks

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 15 днів тому +1

      When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon-and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@armorhide406 I feel like you guys had a bit of a skill issue if you couldn't find more than one rock. Your survival is more impressive that way, tho.

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 15 днів тому +1

      @@therealmanguyman If the UNSC didn't issue you an additional rock, you'd deal with it and like it

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 15 днів тому

      @@armorhide406 What the fuck is the UNSC???

  • @Different_Letter9835
    @Different_Letter9835 14 днів тому +1

    the way you say "bronze" with such an air of superior haughtiness every time is sending me

  • @olmostgudinaf8100
    @olmostgudinaf8100 14 днів тому +2

    He's right. I looked at those rods and I honestly can't say that they aren't better than gold.

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 15 днів тому +6

    I mean hey, so long as it isn't aluminium.

    • @dapz
      @dapz 14 днів тому +3

      Aluminum is underrated smh… and aluminum bronze is 😍😍😍😍

  • @blehmeh9889
    @blehmeh9889 14 днів тому +10

    1:00
    "Brass may not be good for tools or weapons..."
    Sounds like someone forgot about guns!
    Shell casings for bullets are made of brass. This is because the shell casing needs to be light enough that a soldier can carry plenty of ammunition, yet strong enough to withstand the explosion of the powder that propels the bullet through the barrel of the gun. Not only has brass been the best candidate to meet these requirements for years, but it's also so strong that the shell casings can actually be re-used multiple times. You can fire a bullet, pick the brass shell up off the ground, and use specialized equipment to insert more powder and a new bullet, creating a cartridge from a re-used shell that can be fired again. Brass shell casings can be re-used multiple times each this way, and it usually only becomes dangerous to re-use a brass shell casing when it's visibly damaged or split, or requires manipulation or trimming to re-load the shell. Many gun owners in the US who shoot frequently will purchase reloading equipment and reload their shell casings in order to save money on getting ammunition.
    By comparison, steel shell casings have been available for many calibers and weapons too, but are known as less reliable than brass, and simply aren't well suited to reloading. Experts will tell you it's "possible", but it's only possible under the most ideal circumstances and is generally bad for the reloading equipment, so most consider steel shells "disposable". There are talks that the military might switch to plastic shell casings to cut down on the weight of ammunition, but the technology is still debuting, and even when it's ready, the plastic probably isn't strong enough to be used for reloading. Even if plastic cartridges are good for military application, brass cartridges will likely hail in the civilian market for many years to come because reloading the shells is a great way to save money on restocking spent ammunition.

    • @memorobles7857
      @memorobles7857 12 днів тому +2

      Going by his praise of the Bronze Age and his hatred of Cyrus of Persia I seriously doubt the man is familiar with anything more advanced than a composite bow...

    • @lewie110
      @lewie110 12 днів тому

      great lesson on casings, also brass hammers and brass knuckles exist, there are brass fittings for plumbing, brass in most carburetors. if i did a google search i would probably find 100 more uses for brass.

    • @blehmeh9889
      @blehmeh9889 12 днів тому

      @@lewie110 Thanks for sharing those too!

  • @guts60
    @guts60 13 днів тому +2

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of bronze.

  • @nomesobrenome9027
    @nomesobrenome9027 15 днів тому +2

    Bro's gonna freak out when he learns about silver

  • @hps362
    @hps362 15 днів тому +5

    I watch The Drum Thing and I agree.

  • @RandomAussie-dx9fj
    @RandomAussie-dx9fj 15 днів тому +5

    If anybody was wondering, most old cannons were made of bronze. So you’d better love them as this man does or else

  • @snigdhabhattacharya1690
    @snigdhabhattacharya1690 14 днів тому +2

    Thanks. Tiny island is in third place. No idea how this happened

  • @ezlyx5131
    @ezlyx5131 5 днів тому

    "And with bell bronze, there is just too much to love."
    Of course, it's got a nice ring to it

  • @communistkanna
    @communistkanna 15 днів тому +4

    It's all fun and games until a bronze plane destroys a bronze tower...

  • @_.batman_
    @_.batman_ 15 днів тому +4

    I'm Batman, i live in the shadows.

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 14 днів тому +1

    My man deserves a bronze medal for this one

  • @Hg-201
    @Hg-201 14 днів тому +1

    >Cringe base metals like copper and tin
    **Angry electrical engineer noises**
    >Brass is bad for weapons
    **Laughs in C260 cartridge brass**

  • @pixelfencer
    @pixelfencer 14 днів тому +1

    This guy still trying to cope with the bronze age collapse

  • @O52T
    @O52T 13 днів тому +1

    Bronze is a respectable pick for best material, but I respectfully sustain that Carbon is the true best: the base on which all life is built, the bricks that make up the structure of both diamonds and hematite, the hardest material and the preferred mineral for making writing utensils.
    Carbon is the solid foundation, the glue, and the epitome of the various materials, for how would we be able to harness Iron, if we didn’t exist?
    How could we make bronze if we couldn’t write down how to make it successfully every time? How would we burrow to the depths and reach more resources if not with diamond-coated or tipped drills?
    Bronze is a big step in the right direction, but once you learn how to harness Carbon, there is a clear winner.
    Carbon is life, literally.

  • @LeClericalError
    @LeClericalError 14 днів тому +2

    As a brass guy™️, I appreciate the shoutout

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 14 днів тому +2

    The Onion is doing some weird shit when they're not reporting honest news! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMantisLord50
    @TheMantisLord50 15 днів тому +2

    My little Bronze Age

  • @RespecterAlexander
    @RespecterAlexander 6 днів тому +1

    When you get third place, but try to prove you are true winner

  • @danathefan
    @danathefan 14 днів тому +1

    1st place: yes, i win
    2nd place: aww man, I'll get it next time
    3rd place:

  • @BlockAgent007_
    @BlockAgent007_ 14 днів тому +1

    "Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?"
    "Tired of using lame, sad metal?"
    "Introducing: BRONZE"

  • @gilangignasraharjo6138
    @gilangignasraharjo6138 15 днів тому +2

    Nothing... NOTHING! Beats Tungsten in my heart.

  • @poespetraven
    @poespetraven 14 днів тому +1

    Bronze. A great alloy, but an even greater ally.

  • @Shuma...
    @Shuma... 10 днів тому +1

    Marry me legally, or can you?
    - Bronze

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 14 днів тому +1

    Bronze this and bronze that. I’m into beryllium bronze

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462 15 днів тому +1

    Looks like someone got 3rd place and is trying to cope with it.

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver8168 11 днів тому

    This is the best work yet. The bronze of YT humour.

  • @alinkinthechain
    @alinkinthechain 14 днів тому +1

    Everything this man said about bronze, I feel for steel

  • @EranMadeMonsters
    @EranMadeMonsters 15 днів тому +2

    Tungsten Cube versus Bronze
    Is one more glorious than the other, or will they be an eternal acknowledgment between two holy elements.

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 15 днів тому +1

      Time to create a tungsten-bronze alloy

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 13 днів тому

      ​@@jodofe4879 Google "Sodium Tungsten Bronze"; it is divine 🥵😳

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 10 днів тому

    That one weird tech priest that's been away from Mars for too long.

  • @moroteseoinage
    @moroteseoinage 13 днів тому

    Brass has many applications in welding, piping, and appurtenance fittings. It’s is very good for those applications.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 14 днів тому +1

    May I introduce you to this here cube?
    It's made out of Tungsten.

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 15 днів тому +2

    This man hasn't heard of unobtainium

  • @tulsatrash
    @tulsatrash 12 днів тому

    Steel has been one of the bronze families great partners in endeavor in the last 3 centuries.
    They can accomplish more together than apart.
    The same is true of wood but for a longer time.
    The Bronze family has been absolutely indispensable in undertakings upon the water and in space and in music and wood and steel have been by their side for.all of it.

  • @jerry-the-genius
    @jerry-the-genius 12 днів тому +1

    From the moment I saw the weakness of of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of bronze

  • @keebri2751
    @keebri2751 14 днів тому +2

    I think this guy likes bronze

  • @Oscar_Lasco
    @Oscar_Lasco 14 днів тому

    0:50 of course we love brass, it gave its name to the music instruments which turned orchestras so epic!

  • @beeftips1628
    @beeftips1628 День тому

    I love these rants people go on bc they are passionate about the strangest things, like the one with the radioactive element that just sucks is also golden.

  • @lolliputbug
    @lolliputbug 15 днів тому

    The profile picture really makes this

  • @SimonFallheart
    @SimonFallheart 15 днів тому +2

    still waiting for the age of mithril

  • @evanbrown7325
    @evanbrown7325 12 днів тому

    "Brass isn't good for weapons"
    Shell casings "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 15 днів тому

    Guy who still hears the voices of the gods instead of an internal monologue.

  • @sailor5853
    @sailor5853 15 днів тому

    Just hear the sound of bronze *pipe falling sound*

  • @Mini_Knight17
    @Mini_Knight17 15 днів тому +1

    "Bronze is the mirror of the form, and wine of the mind" - some old dude I forgot 💀

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 14 днів тому

    this has the same energy as the tungsten cube video

  • @Enderbrine98767
    @Enderbrine98767 14 днів тому

    And yet none of his bronze could overcome the sheer might of tungsten. His puny bronze idols would bend and dent at the very weight of it.

  • @n1ch0l4st8
    @n1ch0l4st8 8 днів тому

    My Chrome-plated Francium cube: nah I'd win

  • @Sinsla7822
    @Sinsla7822 14 днів тому

    They say Supernovas are caused every time a blade of Bronze and Tungsten clash

  • @woolyhotcocoa
    @woolyhotcocoa 15 днів тому +1

    FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT! Bronze has gotten us as a species so far, it deserves more recognition!

  • @igobysoul
    @igobysoul 15 днів тому

    This goes on for two minutes.

  • @fletcherhww
    @fletcherhww 14 днів тому

    I can see this man attempting burn a pile of gold in the future with a bronze lighter

  • @lordnykae8426
    @lordnykae8426 15 днів тому

    He really hasn't heard about tungsten, even in its iconic cube form.

  • @miscellaneousanus2831
    @miscellaneousanus2831 6 днів тому

    Wait until you shatter a tap in brass, that’ll change your mind real quick.

  • @DemonicEngineer
    @DemonicEngineer 14 днів тому

    Khorne blushes at the Brass part.

  • @sdsharksgoodpenguinsbad
    @sdsharksgoodpenguinsbad 15 днів тому

    remember that meme template of that athlete vehemently celebrating getting third place? this guy is that athlete.

  • @SpoopyChicken
    @SpoopyChicken 14 днів тому

    Universal paperclips but instead of paperclips it's just this guy converting all of earth's metals into bronze.

  • @burghleyimeanberdly6513
    @burghleyimeanberdly6513 13 днів тому +1

    The only reason we switched from Bronze to Iron was because it was easier to make, even though it's weaker. So he's right.