Oh foolish mortals, thinking things such as end and final exist in a tungsten world. Why would there be a final boss, when the tungsten can let an infinity more be present still? Even I have my eyes yet not opened on the matter, and nothing will help me understand the tungsten enough until I even purchase one myself. The wait is unbearable, but patience is the key to density.
@@tuyoufpazic5746 The End is but the Beginning. Why do you believe that a Final End contradicts the Breadth of Infinity? How could Tungsten ever be limited in such a way as to not have both? Those who master the Tungsten acquire the Absolute, become the Alpha and the Omega, reach from the Zenith to the Nadir of Reality and Irreality. Those of Tungsten cannot lack, cannot fail. Who are you to look down upon others yet claim arrogantly that Tungsten could ever *lack* anything?
My favorite part is “those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand.” I was truly shocked. He does not elaborate. He does not explain how he held it with his mouth. Nothing up to this point has indicated he has put the existential prism in his mouth. It’s absolute perfection.
Saying it that way basically implied that in his reality it is just one of the standard ways such an object is to be held and as such requires no further elaboration, which is really funny.
because of this review, i bought a 1 inch tungsten cube. i held it in my mouth. it is a seriously challenging object to contain in ones mouth. the gravity of this cube is as severe as the reviewer describes. my mind was shifted accordingly. 10/10 cube though it really is friggin dense.
Once you buy your first tungsten cube, you instantly become a collector of metal cubes, and the correct number of cubes to have is N+1, where N is the size of your current collection.
@@gormauslander I got some tritium, a few colours that glow green, blue, pink and purple. There’s also cubes of non metals such as carbon and obsidian also woods just to name a few, I haven’t got any wood ones but I want a wood density set that comes with five or six different types in spheres. You could always go the crystal route and collect them as well
I want to buy and carry around a tungsten cube for the sole purpose of monologuing that entire first review whenever someone asks why I’m carrying it around 😂
@@Brimmsune it weighs 19.25 grams idk what that is on lbs but it being in a cubic centimetre is still super weird the only way to explain it is it feels like a magnet being attracted to the earth nothing crazy obviously but still cool nonetheless plus for a cubic centimetre it’s relatively cheap
I don't care how much of this is supposed to be a joke, I don't think I've ever felt more compelled to buy something after listening to a single product review in my life.
The fact that this review describes the object as a "wireless tungsten cube" implies the existence of a less portable "wired tungsten cube", imagine how dense that one must be.
Never thought I'd be so emotionally moved by a description of a simple metal cube. The pen is truly mightier than the sword, and the tungsten is mightier than all.
The wired cube has far more power as it doesn't need the extras a wireless cube needs. Nobody has seen one, for it has transcended into the 11th dimension. It is now not only humanly immortal, but beyond godlike.
"Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the chemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations." This line is surprisingly and unreasonably well written and poetic.
Tungsten may be dense, but the only way to understand the weight of every decision you make and the profound impact they have on the world is by holding aerogel.
the aerogel makes you weak but to live in a world of iron and tungsten in comparative magnitude gives your soul the strength tungsten gives to the body as through endless toil life gives one protagonistic levels of determination
You misunderstand, the power of tungsten isn't as a simple weight to lift, but a mental burden with which you can remove the trivial pull of everyday objects from your perception like breaking free of the shackles of life itself. Tungsten isn't a tool to become strong, but a strength to use as a tool to free yourself from the shackles of common weight, and in that regard tungsten becomes life itself, an embodiment of true freedom. The freedom to perceive the world in a higher state, that so called "normal" people avoid for the truth of this world frightens them. They cannot understand, they are born of simple metals like iron or copper. They live their trivial lives under the understanding that feathers are light and metals are heavy, but a kilogram of either feels the same as the other. To tungsten, of which it's mass is too compact for a common iron man to bare, a kilogram means nothing. Weight becomes irrelevant when such mass reaches so small a size. A star has a mass so great, that forces incomprehensible to a regular person hold it together in an intense density that simply does not make sense to us. Tungsten, truly as close to the sun as man can get, allows us to make sense of this. It's heft for being a small size allows us to comprehend the very composition of the universe, as if we were cosmic titans baring suns in our palms. How can such a metal as this be a tool for us to use? We are beings born simply to observe such pragmatic objects at the will of a supposedly infinitely wise creator, and I think them for such a blessing, as tungsten.
To memorize this is to expand your conscious understanding of density by the second hand. For we can take this scripture in mind and preach it. It is beyond religious conceptions, it is science. It is a science that pushes the boundaries of your comprehension to a point where it tempts those who can truly grasp the idea.
Why must one limit their understanding to a hand? If the human cannot let food move from hand to the mouth then they starve. One deprives themself of expanding their knowledge if they limit such knowledge to their hand. Who am I to deny an expansion of knowledge for such an affordable price?
Another case where I thought I was the only one who noticed. So I comment about it asking if I'm the only one, then scour the comments, find someone else, then delete my comment 😔
@SuperSolomob422 i did the exact same thing, i was about to comment before i saw this glorious lamplight shining in the darkness of this comment section...
@@mcdoodlesnap Probably only 4 people who noticed before reading this comment. I can see people just scrolling down to the comments before finishing the video
Uniromically though. Everytime I watch this review I legit want to buy a tungsten cube. This is the most effective advertisement for an object I never had any desire to posess ever.
I should have found a way to charge a commission on their cube sales 😂 To be fair though, they’ve been very kind to me, including replacing my cube for free when I lost it in a breakup. Relationships don’t always last forever, but tungsten… tungsten is eternal.
This is actually how it was like when I worked as a welder. I lifted, shaped, and crafted steel all day long with my hands. Everything else I touched felt like cloud. It was amazing. You could throw a bowling ball at me and I would comfortably, graciously even, catch it without a second thought. Picking up heavy boxes for my mother felt ever more rewarding, too
When William Osman said: "I'm gonna smash stuff with it" he meant he was gonna smash a microwave with a chicken inside of it to see if it would make a good helmet
@@SofaKingShit Uranium by itself the government wouldn't be particularly worried about. If, however, you also buy a high grade centrifuge to go along with it, that's when you can expect to see the FBI knocking at your door.
Richard is what the sentence looks like in my head and William is when I forget every part of it and just create a super summarized version of what I remembered.
@@grqfes who said it needs to be complex? Thing there thing there put it there and you got a sword. It shouldnt be much harder than enchanting. Also redstone.
Is the cure for the effects of a mortal mind, the body remains as a fruit that covers the seed, the decaying of organic matter is unavoidable, impossible, yet the mind goes in and beyond the things the use to rot, the mind has understood immortality and become, in this way, a permanent part of the reallity itself. You can forget your name or your face, but you cannot forget your own existence. Once dead, your face will become bone and your name will slowly be forgotten, but your own experience and the effects of your existence are the constant, trascend mortallity. Also I think the Heavy is dead.
Feels like a story you’ll hear while sitting at a fireplace, holding a drink with a perfect sphere of ice in a dimmed living room at a moderate time of year.
@@maninhu9837 to what end do we vilify voluminosity? Do we encourage it or do we dread it? If the volume of the tungsten equipment is not as joyous as it itself is then are we not harming the greatness of the Tungsten?
All jokes aside this is insanely true. A person that never carried tungsten in his hand won't comprehend HOW insanely it changes the perspective of the world. You pick up a hammer and you can feel it weighs a bit. You TRY to pick up a tungsten hammer and you break your back whilst doing so. When you hold a tungsten cube you can almost feel it piercing through the palm of your hand, it's unfathomable density is almost comical , you expect it to be heavy but not THAT much. It really just changes your perception of the entire world. Everything feels light afterwards. You feel 10x stronger and anything the same size as the piece of tungsten you carried feels unnaturally light, like if it became lighter all of a sudden
finally, after countless sleepless nights, after decades of being lost in the darkness of ignorance ,my searching has come to an end. finally I found him. The man who carries all the groceries in one trip
This is amazing marketing. A minute ago I would never think about tungsten, now I consider if I should spend 200 euro on a small heavy cube just for the sake of it.
I love how, despite the obvious exaggerations, Lifting Tungsten for a lot of time would actually end up in you getting used to its density, thus feeling everything else way lighter.
@Eleanor Bartle getting stronger does effect your perception of density, I remember when I first started lifting after my first week I came back to the gym after the weekend and when I put the bar on my back for squats I thought I was using the wrong bar because it felt so much lighter.
that's not how it exactly works, you still feel the weight of things the same but you can lift them easier. you don't just lose your sense of weight as you get stronger
on that guy page there's also this silverware review i really like : A Life-Changing Experience Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2020 Style: 5-Piece Flatware Set Wow. I bought these on a whim, wondering what it would be like to eat with fancy silverware, and man am I happy with the results. Life is a series of days. You want a good life? Have good days. You want good days? Surround yourself with people and things that make you happy. And that includes the small things, like silverware. It’s hard to describe the feeling you get when you eat with these. It’s not the most extreme feeling of exaltation and awe, but it is noticeable. It just feels like a little boost of happiness via gratification of your aesthetic sensibilities, like when you walk by a piece of art in your living room. I guess maybe the negative vector of this experience is more relatable: imagine having to eat with plastic silverware all the time, instead of regular silverware. On some level, it’s like, who cares? But it wouldn’t feel great if every day you had to eat with plastic utensils. You would feel like your life is not quite in order. This fancy silverware is the opposite of that feeling. It makes you feel like you’re living in paradise, at least, to the extent that silverware can do that. Anyway, some people only use fancy silverware on special occasions. But I say life is a special occasion, and if you want to take your meals to the next level, then get yourself some fancy silverware. Make every meal special. Make every bite a work of art. Live magnificently. Live triumphantly. Eat like a hero.
As I was listening to this tungsten hymn, I felt the weight of sharing this to other William Osman fans bear on my shoulders... But thus it was not needed as he too was featured in the Amazon reviews. I know it's just tungsten, but this must be gold.
That's the interesting part, tungsten was, (as expected) discovered by a swede, but the swedish name isn't even "tungsten" its "Wolfram". It's like the guy who discovered it played on a joke on his english colleague like "haha yeah i'm gonna name it tungsten" then turned around and named it Wolfram.
I once wrote in an essay that "mankind's greatest arrogance is that he believes the world to be as he perceives it". And I was always rather pleased with myself for coming up with something so snappy and articulate. However I've learned from this video that Schopenhauer actually beat me to it. How disappointing, yet simultaneously interesting. Also, great meme. Lol.
It's the classic first realization we need to arrive at on the way to true doubt. What does all the perceiving? Know there is an enemy in the skull. It is not on your side.
I can't count all the times I've written a paragraph/quote to sound profound and articulate, and was extremely proud of, only to come back to it a year later with my newly expanded vocabulary and cringe at it.
I just imagine Richard Behiel in his red single person couch chair, next to a fire place telling to us the magificsence of his tungsten cube, while effortlessly holding it with one hand and wailing it around as if it were a normal every day object while giving his impecable speech about aformentioned cube.
A few other reviews: The Oculus Quest virtual reality headset is a bit too front-heavy. At 300 g, this cube was exactly the right weight to attach to the back of my Quest to improve its weight distribution, while also taking up the absolute minimum possible amount of space. I used 1-inch wide black electrical tape to attach it, and it was easy and quick. It wasn't exactly the most economical option (you can get a 300 g steel weight for $15), but it's worked really well for me in practice so far. My cube's artificial intelligence system has not yet come online, the required custom battery pack is not included with the solid tungsten cube at purchase. It's a perfectly nice little piece of material, it has a satisfying brushed finish on it with ever so slightly bevelled edges so you don't cut yourself. I play with it during work as a desk toy, but be wary of dropping it as this thing is dense. I put a hole in my Ikea table when the cube dropped to the table from about two feet and landed on a corner.
Mortal can also mean human. This means it either made him immortal while staying human, or that he has surpassed his human limitations while also still being able to die by mortal means
You may have obtained temporary immortality simply by pretending an object of such godly qualities, but of course once it's over you can never get it again But remember life is temporary but tungsten is eternal
As Richard the chosen one to-be immortal had said “Who am I, as a mere mortal to judge the most compact of all affordable material!” Nothing in life could rival the density of the a tungsten cube. For someone stating themselves equal as one, it can only mean it’s someone’s lamentable mental capacity not accepting their larger than usual volume and mass.
Tungsten can be directly translated to “heavy rock (not the music rock)” in Swedish My brain always takes like 10 seconds of processing until it realizes it the English name for a metal (also not the music) Weird how much music is named after minerals, would a flower power hippie rock music be called bismuth?
You skipped over the best/mor annoying part tho. Despite tungsten being basically a heavy rock (tung sten), we call it "Volfram" cause who doesn't like the words to be stupid
@@jpase I mean, afaik wolfram is still used to refer to tungsten in English, although rarely. It's just kinda funny that the english version makes sense in swedish and the swedish version makes (kinda) sense in english
this vid convinced me to ask my parents for a tungsten cube, lo and behold last night a 1cm^2 cube of tungsten was bestowed upon me. I am ever grateful to now also be in the presence of immortality.
"Big burly manly men who pump iron" "Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and *mouths* "It sure is dense." And the last review is a whole paragraph of funny lines itself.
@@JackPorter Well it sure seems like it is William's review, and I doubt someone would not only impersonate him, but do it in such a convincing manner..
" I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality. "
"It is my anchor now, for if ii let it go, my body will be too light for my strength and with a step it will soar above the clouds, as i rise for a impossible amount of time for a mortal being to imagine... the universe in my sight in my hands, the galaxys passing by as i float for eternity.....The density of gasses and the cold of space, untouchable to my senses as i float too little density for me to care. The tungsten weighs my soul to body, my body to my mind. Without its density its weight held in its compact near perfect rectangular form. I simply feel too light. Like a cloud losing all its water in a storm..what am i without the tungsten cube? How insignificant is my density infront of its intense heft....what is meaning for something that fragile?, what is life?if weak?"
@@phamminhquan5054 Tungsten and Gold don't have the same price. Gold is MUCH more expensive. Both are more expensive than lead, but clearly not by the same amount.
Fun fact: Midwest Tungsten Service at Willowbrook IL is the creator of heaviest tungsten cube that weights almost 1 ton fit into 1 foot cube, and also pretty much every tungsten cube in the internet.
Yeah I’ve bought from them but being Australian I had to pay import fees upwards of $50 which sucks but was actually the cheapest I couldn’t find for 1.5inch with beveled edges, clean surface and engraving totalling $300aud fun fact a 1.5inch cube weighs a kilo which is pretty cool
Holy shit, I was expecting another 20s video and then it just kept going on. Also I only can hope to achieve something that comes even close to what this guy has achieved
No fucking way
He is the man of tungsten, and tungsten is him.
We are one with the tungsten cube, we are one.
Now?!?!
cube
Sounds like a key item in a game. Needed to access the final boss.
are you going to smash the boss with it?
@@NathanRedberry thats cheating
The final boss is nothing in the face of the tungsten cube. No, this is needed to *become* the final boss
Oh foolish mortals, thinking things such as end and final exist in a tungsten world. Why would there be a final boss, when the tungsten can let an infinity more be present still?
Even I have my eyes yet not opened on the matter, and nothing will help me understand the tungsten enough until I even purchase one myself.
The wait is unbearable, but patience is the key to density.
@@tuyoufpazic5746 The End is but the Beginning. Why do you believe that a Final End contradicts the Breadth of Infinity? How could Tungsten ever be limited in such a way as to not have both? Those who master the Tungsten acquire the Absolute, become the Alpha and the Omega, reach from the Zenith to the Nadir of Reality and Irreality. Those of Tungsten cannot lack, cannot fail. Who are you to look down upon others yet claim arrogantly that Tungsten could ever *lack* anything?
Im sold. I’ve been debating whether or not to get a tungsten cube. Now I know the answer is yes
And this is not just a comment I’m legitimately buying a tungsten cube now
Facts. Like wtf, that was a beautiful review. I want one now, I'm getting one whenever I can to ascend.
Tell us how it goes with the cube!
Now we need you to make a video with just you lifting and smashing things with the tungsten cube
Dapz will just make the not be able to lift him
Tungsten gameplay: This cube is made out of tungsten.
*Tungsten lore:*
made me laugh
*Agnus Dei intensifies*
Underrated lol
🎵but you didn’t have to cut me off...🎵
@@stellathefoxgirl3648 *🎵🎶havsvsjdknsnssslskshwwnek and that we were nothing🎵🎶*
My favorite part is “those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand.” I was truly shocked. He does not elaborate. He does not explain how he held it with his mouth. Nothing up to this point has indicated he has put the existential prism in his mouth. It’s absolute perfection.
Saying it that way basically implied that in his reality it is just one of the standard ways such an object is to be held and as such requires no further elaboration, which is really funny.
He has been accustomed to the intensity of its density
he swallowed that Dense Boi and they became one
because of this review, i bought a 1 inch tungsten cube. i held it in my mouth. it is a seriously challenging object to contain in ones mouth. the gravity of this cube is as severe as the reviewer describes. my mind was shifted accordingly. 10/10 cube though it really is friggin dense.
@@nruojos good to hear.
Once you buy your first tungsten cube, you instantly become a collector of metal cubes, and the correct number of cubes to have is N+1, where N is the size of your current collection.
True mine all started with a cubic centimetre of tungsten
Did you just rationalize my cube addiction with a proof by induction?
I like this formula
Where do you go after you have a cube of every metal?
@@gormauslander I got some tritium, a few colours that glow green, blue, pink and purple. There’s also cubes of non metals such as carbon and obsidian also woods just to name a few, I haven’t got any wood ones but I want a wood density set that comes with five or six different types in spheres. You could always go the crystal route and collect them as well
People who live in a world of normal density: Hold the cube.
This person: _Bite it._
Hold the cube
Smell the cube
Bite the cube
BE THE CUBE
Insert the cube.
Fu
@@chameeleon14 Where?
@@spot7093 yes.
To be fair this has made me want to buy a tungsten cube
Same
Same, but I took a look, thing costs $200.
@@TimothyRE99 only a slight setback from such magnificence
Yeah, I want this man’s power.
@@TimothyRE99 The 19kg one cost 3000$
I love how the second review is by William O.
William Osman has a video of him smashing stuff with a tungsten cube. How nice of him to review it
a review: it is heavy....
so far i have only destroyed my floor, 4" drop was all it took....
The fact that the next video for me is "Very Heavy Cube" by William Osman.
@@Vamaka12same bro wtf
@@Ashgrey0 also same bro what is going on
@@Vamaka12the algorithm is working
Two opposite sides of the spectrum: the most sophisticated poetic man with a passion for this heavy cube and good ol' friend Khronk
yes
Khronk smash with new cube. Khronk satisfied
And the two of them are right ! Tungsten is really the blessed club of the gods.
the tungsten chosen specifically to kill kuzco
The duality of man, both equally powerful. One sees the power of the density the other sees *smash*
He really threw into that eloquent, almost poetic, transcending description that he “held it in his mouth”.
It is only natural to become one with a tungsten cube. It is not implausible that things more concerning have been done with that cube.
@@FliesKeyoh no
if you understood just how heavy tungsten is like he does it'd make more sense how impressive it would be to hold a tungsten cube in your mouth
OH YEAHH! 🤩🤩👀👀😶
Gotta do it for that gigachad jawline.
I want to buy and carry around a tungsten cube for the sole purpose of monologuing that entire first review whenever someone asks why I’m carrying it around 😂
That's also on my list of things to do now 😂
I recommend a cubic centimetre as it is still surprising to hold and cheap!
@@siriusa5298 wouldn't that be like >1lb though? Is a tungsten cube really that different to hold?
@@Brimmsune it weighs 19.25 grams idk what that is on lbs but it being in a cubic centimetre is still super weird the only way to explain it is it feels like a magnet being attracted to the earth nothing crazy obviously but still cool nonetheless plus for a cubic centimetre it’s relatively cheap
People keep in mind that Tungsten is toxic and slightly radioactive.
This guy to God: "Good job on the tungsten, it is exquisitely done."
It sure is dense.
-You cannot fathom a universe transformed by this cube, your worldview enexorably altered by it's sheer density.
-Heavy boi
The duality of man
The fact that the second one was written by William Osman was more hilarious than it should
Well said
tungsten cube the idea
vs
tungsten cube the man
Funny, but well referred to video..
If this guy ever gets his hands on an osmium cube he’s going to ascend to literal godhood
he already had
way too expensive
@@mountaindrew2241 no price is too high for ascension
@@sydssolanumsamsys osmium is denser than tungsten
@@mountaindrew2241 nietzche once said that...
I don't care how much of this is supposed to be a joke, I don't think I've ever felt more compelled to buy something after listening to a single product review in my life.
I bought it. Great collector's piece but too heavy to handle with one hand, you should rather buy a smaller one if you want to play with it.
@@johntheux9238 you are weak
@@ID-su6cv If I throw it in the grass a few times I get enough friction to pick it up with one hand, but it's way too slippy when it's clean.
@@johntheux9238 clearly you are just not accustomed to it yet
People who think this was a joke haven’t yet become accustomed to the intensity of its density.
The fact that this review describes the object as a "wireless tungsten cube" implies the existence of a less portable "wired tungsten cube", imagine how dense that one must be.
osmium
"Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand" is one hell of a sucker punch
That was such a spit take... literally.
yes
I'm just imagining the uncomfy body flipping you have to do to get the cube to pass through your intestines if you swallowed it by accident.
@@MrTehNoms oh god
@@MrTehNoms *intense gmod clipping noises*
3:04
"Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense" is an amazing line.
It's reminiscent of something you'd hear in the Hitchhiker's guide.
There's something even densier than that tungsten cube: the dude who replied at the end of the video :J
densier
Almost as dense as me.
@@letterborneVods yoshhh densier
This guy's vocabulary is master tier
well time to buy a tungsten cube to help me with my learning :)
@@realwhigmaster you buy tungsten cube to learn, i buy tungsten cube to cure my mortality, we're not the same(｀´）
@@jay.u It"s just one guy, if you search for tungsten cube this will be the top review
English major
Yeah I'd smash stuff with it too. Not sure about the first part though.
“I am in the presence of immortality” is such a badass way to end a review of such sophistication.
Never thought I'd be so emotionally moved by a description of a simple metal cube. The pen is truly mightier than the sword, and the tungsten is mightier than all.
Tungsten pens are mightiest
Man if I was looking for a tungsten cube he definitely sold it.
So how about a tungsten pen with a tungsten bayonet on it?
@@vaimantobe3034 One pen to rule them all
most ballpoint pens have the ball thing made of tungsten carbide, so...
This is literally how my teacher would expect me to write a 500 word essay
500 words? Are you a child that's like a page and a half double spaced
@@carlazuz1201 based
Honestly tho I envy a level of capability in writing like this so much.
@@lick3227 master the art of bullshitting
It helps
It basically does it for you
@Merlijn Folkerts it's really not that much unless you don't know nothing about the topic
The first guy seems like he’s be an evil villan while twirling his moustache and stroking his tungsten cube
Seeing this essay, and then seeing literally William Osment's review before he smashed things with the cube for a video is the wildest crossover ever.
Yes!
I KNOW RIGHT?! The second I saw “William O” I was like oop I know who made this one!
@@literalfandomtrash SAME 😂😂
And then Daps comented on this video
@@username_not_found6926 who?
I can only imagine a scholar in the future studying these Amazon reviews as literature like we do Shakespeare
They’re so funny. I’d love to see it.
deadass.
Shakespeare: writes memes for a living
English teachers: the BEAUTY, the POETRY!!!
@@reidleblanc3140 in 500 years teachers will look at our memes and call them beautiful
bro really thinks we're making it 500 years from now...
more like the english teacher
The fact he specifies "wireless tungsten cube" means there is also sold a wired wired verision ?
We do not speak of the wired Tungsten Cube.
The wired cube has far more power as it doesn't need the extras a wireless cube needs. Nobody has seen one, for it has transcended into the 11th dimension. It is now not only humanly immortal, but beyond godlike.
This tungsten got Bluetooth
@@korb9664 a rumor has it that if you lift big enaugh tongstane cube you can ascend into that dimension aswell.
plugs it in, tries to pick up, dies
"Who wants to hold the Tungsten cube?"
"I do I do!"
"Well here you go!"
Unironically this is beautiful. The person writing this had better get an award soon.
ikr?? actually so well written
Unironically indeed, given that this is tungsten not mere iron
ikr
the first one's fine too i guess but damn, that one's amazing
It looks like something I'd write, to be honest.
Award? Bother them not with that. They already possess the tungsten and ascended
"Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the chemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations."
This line is surprisingly and unreasonably well written and poetic.
I suspect this would have been Salieri's reaction too.
yes
thy tungsten
the person said “alchemical,” making it even better
The video: the tungsten cube.
My brain: the all spark, which was called the Cube for the first half of the movie.
Tungsten may be dense, but the only way to understand the weight of every decision you make and the profound impact they have on the world is by holding aerogel.
Do you live with unbearable regret?
what such a heavy impact huh
@@Kevin-jz9bg too bad it's pretty hard to get your hands on
@@zues121510 to be fair, aerogel is more like a dry jelly than an hard material.
the aerogel makes you weak but to live in a world of iron and tungsten in comparative magnitude gives your soul the strength tungsten gives to the body as through endless toil life gives one protagonistic levels of determination
Very reassuring to see that both the wise wizard and the migthy barbarian approve of the significance of this wondrous artifact.
Yes
Indubitably.
Lol
My hands have become so powerful from bearing tungsten, that it is now almost impossible to type without breaking my keybo
I wonder what Tungsten takes like
Shit he did it again
Make a tungsten keyboard, easy.
OH NO-
Jeaney more like buffney
Still can't get over the fact that the cube was held with their mouth.
Surely it was a jaw dropping experience 😂
@@Ryderman2000 bruh
@@Ryderman2000 fuuck i didnt see it coming🤣
@@Ryderman2000 bruh
That sounds like a kind of training Zoro from One Piece would do
Picturing a big burly person writing this as their thick fingers struggle to press specific keys for they have become stronk from tungsten.
Every finger has a ring with a small tungsten cube instead of a crystal
I just imagine the photo of the Gigachad on the computer
You misunderstand, the power of tungsten isn't as a simple weight to lift, but a mental burden with which you can remove the trivial pull of everyday objects from your perception like breaking free of the shackles of life itself. Tungsten isn't a tool to become strong, but a strength to use as a tool to free yourself from the shackles of common weight, and in that regard tungsten becomes life itself, an embodiment of true freedom. The freedom to perceive the world in a higher state, that so called "normal" people avoid for the truth of this world frightens them. They cannot understand, they are born of simple metals like iron or copper. They live their trivial lives under the understanding that feathers are light and metals are heavy, but a kilogram of either feels the same as the other. To tungsten, of which it's mass is too compact for a common iron man to bare, a kilogram means nothing. Weight becomes irrelevant when such mass reaches so small a size. A star has a mass so great, that forces incomprehensible to a regular person hold it together in an intense density that simply does not make sense to us. Tungsten, truly as close to the sun as man can get, allows us to make sense of this. It's heft for being a small size allows us to comprehend the very composition of the universe, as if we were cosmic titans baring suns in our palms. How can such a metal as this be a tool for us to use? We are beings born simply to observe such pragmatic objects at the will of a supposedly infinitely wise creator, and I think them for such a blessing, as tungsten.
@@luckerowl8990 we found the guy
@@cloudthecloud901 LMAOO
Coming to listen this every once in a while has became a ritual for me
It’s so surreal and flattering to read that.
To memorize this is to expand your conscious understanding of density by the second hand. For we can take this scripture in mind and preach it. It is beyond religious conceptions, it is science. It is a science that pushes the boundaries of your comprehension to a point where it tempts those who can truly grasp the idea.
@@RichBehielYou convinced me to buy the cube. Thank you, sir.
2:29 "Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths"
....mouths?
@Mittens I train using titanium and I can now chew through half an inch of steel.
Why must one limit their understanding to a hand? If the human cannot let food move from hand to the mouth then they starve. One deprives themself of expanding their knowledge if they limit such knowledge to their hand. Who am I to deny an expansion of knowledge for such an affordable price?
i love how the last guy is literally william osman
Another case where I thought I was the only one who noticed. So I comment about it asking if I'm the only one, then scour the comments, find someone else, then delete my comment 😔
@SuperSolomob422 i did the exact same thing, i was about to comment before i saw this glorious lamplight shining in the darkness of this comment section...
Are there only four people now that have noticed that?
@@mcdoodlesnap Probably only 4 people who noticed before reading this comment. I can see people just scrolling down to the comments before finishing the video
William Osman: *drops the cube into a toilet he found on the side of the road*
Uniromically though. Everytime I watch this review I legit want to buy a tungsten cube. This is the most effective advertisement for an object I never had any desire to posess ever.
better than any ad i've ever seen for sure
I should have found a way to charge a commission on their cube sales 😂
To be fair though, they’ve been very kind to me, including replacing my cube for free when I lost it in a breakup. Relationships don’t always last forever, but tungsten… tungsten is eternal.
@@RichBehiel Ah the man himself. A Man not of mere Steel. But a man of Tungsten.
@Spencer but why stop there. Anything below the 4 inch is just a tease
Advertisements work best when not made by the company
This is actually how it was like when I worked as a welder. I lifted, shaped, and crafted steel all day long with my hands. Everything else I touched felt like cloud. It was amazing. You could throw a bowling ball at me and I would comfortably, graciously even, catch it without a second thought. Picking up heavy boxes for my mother felt ever more rewarding, too
great, now do it with tungsten
weld steel, become a man. weld tungsten, become a god.
@@585858 I’ve actually done that. And yes I was God while I did it
@@marcos9670 You are blessed.
M A N S T R E N G T H
When William Blake said: "Hold infinity in the palm of your hand" He meant the tungsten cube.
When William Osman said: "I'm gonna smash stuff with it" he meant he was gonna smash a microwave with a chicken inside of it to see if it would make a good helmet
This right here is peak humor. Just sincerely written, honest, max hyperbole. Fantastic
"I'm gonna smash stuff with it!"
NOW we're getting somewhere.
He really did too, that's William Osman XD
The line of "To whatever grand being created this universe: You did good with the tungsten. It is dense." Is the best thing
I'll tell them when I'm on break that they did a good job .
@@birb2330 Thanks for telling me i shall grant Mr.Richard something even more grandiose than a mere tungsten cube!
That line had vibes like the critic dude from Ratatouille when he tried the ratatouille
I love how he acknowledge tungsten is only so important to him because it’s the most affordable of heavy elements
if you spend more money, there will be nothing weighing you down in your pocket
@@kikosawa there's already nothing weighing my wallet down xD
@@FeedMeChaos1 start collecting pebbles
Uranium is also pretty affordable, at least if you can get it in bulk, but the purchase itself could perhaps prove to be somewhat problematic.
@@SofaKingShit Uranium by itself the government wouldn't be particularly worried about. If, however, you also buy a high grade centrifuge to go along with it, that's when you can expect to see the FBI knocking at your door.
Not only the William O reply at the end but also that his video popped up right after the video about his tungsten cube
All jokes aside, I get what they’re going for here.
Comparisons can greatly change the attributes of an item.
Its so weird when warm water feels like it burns after you come in from the cold or how cool water feels like ice when u were just really warm
Yes, I really can't tell how serious the author of the review is, but I'm actually really curious about the tungsten now...
I like how they specified that it is a wireless cube, implying you can also buy wired cubes.
this also implies cube adaptors and cube usb ports
Well duh why do you think they call it type-C
@@aznkid156 C
@@theartillery9724 R
@@RetirededKat Sperts
Richard is what the sentence looks like in my head and William is when I forget every part of it and just create a super summarized version of what I remembered.
Best ad I've ever seen. It makes me want to try holding the tungsten immediately to know how it feels.
“Billy mays here! This cube can help all of your sickness and disease “
And when you throw it...that's a lotta damage!
Help them do what?
R.I.P. Billy Mays.
@@GoldenGoblinSupport that is to be determined by the beholder.
Minecraft needs to add this for all gamers and people that play the game to understand the power of tungsten cube
I think minecraft should generally add more metals you can smelt or even smelt together into great weapons, like that one mod.
gold is just as dense
Install 3D mode to terraria
@@denisjankovic2164 no lol the whole point of the game is that its simple enough
@@grqfes who said it needs to be complex? Thing there thing there put it there and you got a sword. It shouldnt be much harder than enchanting. Also redstone.
"This cube cured my mortality."
"Who am I, as a mere mortal-"
"I sit here... transcendent above death itself-"
Getting some mixed signals here
These are the phases of transcendence! (The order doesn't really matter for a being beyond our mortal comprehension)
Obviously, he used to be a mortal but after obtaining the tungsten cube he ascended. (/j)
The curing of mortality takes a while
Is the cure for the effects of a mortal mind, the body remains as a fruit that covers the seed, the decaying of organic matter is unavoidable, impossible, yet the mind goes in and beyond the things the use to rot, the mind has understood immortality and become, in this way, a permanent part of the reallity itself.
You can forget your name or your face, but you cannot forget your own existence. Once dead, your face will become bone and your name will slowly be forgotten, but your own experience and the effects of your existence are the constant, trascend mortallity.
Also I think the Heavy is dead.
He does clarify immediately after that he’s been cured by being in the presence of immortality, not by being immortal himself.
"WHO WANTS THE TUNGSTEN CUBE?"
"I DO! I DO!"
"ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO"
"Those who have not held the cube in their hands and mouths would not understand"
And *mouths* ah yes my favorite sense. *T a s t i n g*
I have tried tasting this cube and since have even tasted the sun
2
It tastes good
You might want to be careful with it, I just checked some reviews and apparently "acute tungsten poisoning" is a thing.
@@SpiderEnjoyer it just means their bones are getting too *dense*
I like that he adds the detail of the cube being "wireless" in the beginning.
i meaaannn he's not wrong, there are no wires involved with the cube
20th like@@rebel6301
@@A-Clear_View thanks
It’s also boneless!
@@EclipseAtDusk and non-flammable
Feels like a story you’ll hear while sitting at a fireplace, holding a drink with a perfect sphere of ice in a dimmed living room at a moderate time of year.
I don’t remember the last time I was sitting by a fireplace and heard “Heavy boi”
Absurd, only heretics would discard the usage of refrigerated cube of tungsten
You can tell it's not your average review when it pulls out Nietzsche and Schopenhauer quotes
I love how this guy was just explaining how he beat death and then William fricking Osman says "heavy boi. Imma go smash stuff with it."
Glad I'm not the only one who recognized William Osman here
@@tupidrebirtsgreen gob
The wizard vs the barbarian.
@@IcyLucario idk why but monk vs barbarian feels more right here
As one who has held a tungsten cube
This is entirely accurate
🔳
Did it cure your mortality?
@@TheSektor47 yeah
So you experienced mighty and wonderful density of metal that rules them all known to mortals as "tungsten"
time to smash stuff
He called it wireless, insinuating there are wired tungsten cubes. My happiness is immeasurable and my day is made
I bought one and realised something, the wires make the cube wheight more, meaning he got the short end of the stick
@@maninhu9837 You are mistaken. Wires would only serve to dilute the intensity of its density.
@@cheshire1 yes but what if the wires are made of tungsten?
@@maninhu9837 to what end do we vilify voluminosity? Do we encourage it or do we dread it? If the volume of the tungsten equipment is not as joyous as it itself is then are we not harming the greatness of the Tungsten?
You are a great salesperson for the industry of tungsten cubery
All jokes aside this is insanely true. A person that never carried tungsten in his hand won't comprehend HOW insanely it changes the perspective of the world. You pick up a hammer and you can feel it weighs a bit. You TRY to pick up a tungsten hammer and you break your back whilst doing so. When you hold a tungsten cube you can almost feel it piercing through the palm of your hand, it's unfathomable density is almost comical , you expect it to be heavy but not THAT much. It really just changes your perception of the entire world. Everything feels light afterwards. You feel 10x stronger and anything the same size as the piece of tungsten you carried feels unnaturally light, like if it became lighter all of a sudden
so you're saying it would be a good idea to skip a month of rent to buy myself a tungsten cube?
@@itagamineko you'd become 10x stronger so i say it's worth it
Yes
@@itagamineko YESSS
Can I use tungsten cubes as weights? Imagine dead lifting 140kg of a dense mass
I need to get myself a tungsten cube.
no my boy, you must wait till it needs you.
Consider instead the tungsten orb.
I do this with bismuth. I almost have the tungsten nature.
@@crusher9z9
Tf Is a bismuth
@@hunterofdarkness8329 slightly radioactive non poisonous lead.
finally,
after countless sleepless nights, after decades of being lost in the darkness of ignorance ,my searching has come to an end.
finally I found him.
The man who carries all the groceries in one trip
I wish I could express how hilarious I found this comment. Did you edit to hide the punch line? If so; Well played, Sir, well played.
"to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density" god damn bro's speaking bars
bars of tungsten!
@@AviatorJC you're god damn right
This is amazing marketing. A minute ago I would never think about tungsten, now I consider if I should spend 200 euro on a small heavy cube just for the sake of it.
That has to be William Osman’s review at the end! lmao
The review is from January ‘20 and he released his video smashing stuff with it in April ‘20
For sure
Lol I bet you're right!
Dayummm
4 20?
it even says "William O."
I love how, despite the obvious exaggerations, Lifting Tungsten for a lot of time would actually end up in you getting used to its density, thus feeling everything else way lighter.
@Eleanor Bartle strap small Tungsten plates all over your body like knee pads.
@@iforgor6673 _tungsten armor_
imagine trying to copy an annoying internet meme and failing at that
@Eleanor Bartle getting stronger does effect your perception of density, I remember when I first started lifting after my first week I came back to the gym after the weekend and when I put the bar on my back for squats I thought I was using the wrong bar because it felt so much lighter.
that's not how it exactly works, you still feel the weight of things the same but you can lift them easier. you don't just lose your sense of weight as you get stronger
on that guy page there's also this silverware review i really like :
A Life-Changing Experience
Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2020
Style: 5-Piece Flatware Set
Wow. I bought these on a whim, wondering what it would be like to eat with fancy silverware, and man am I happy with the results.
Life is a series of days. You want a good life? Have good days. You want good days? Surround yourself with people and things that make you happy. And that includes the small things, like silverware.
It’s hard to describe the feeling you get when you eat with these. It’s not the most extreme feeling of exaltation and awe, but it is noticeable. It just feels like a little boost of happiness via gratification of your aesthetic sensibilities, like when you walk by a piece of art in your living room.
I guess maybe the negative vector of this experience is more relatable: imagine having to eat with plastic silverware all the time, instead of regular silverware. On some level, it’s like, who cares? But it wouldn’t feel great if every day you had to eat with plastic utensils. You would feel like your life is not quite in order. This fancy silverware is the opposite of that feeling. It makes you feel like you’re living in paradise, at least, to the extent that silverware can do that.
Anyway, some people only use fancy silverware on special occasions. But I say life is a special occasion, and if you want to take your meals to the next level, then get yourself some fancy silverware. Make every meal special. Make every bite a work of art. Live magnificently. Live triumphantly. Eat like a hero.
Haha, thanks for digging this up! Eat like a hero!!! :D
William Osman his review is golden, especially coupled with his video
"This cube cured my mortality" really became undone when he said "who am I, a mere mortal"
but then he followed it up by saying no, and that whenever he is in the presence of the cube, he is in the presence of immortality
@@smokesparkdragonfly1368 Being in the presence of somethinf doesn't tranform you into that something.
It means that to deny the power of the tungsten cube would be to denounce it and, therefore, make him unworthy of the gifts it grants
This should be the draft script for an advertisement for tungsten. I would buy it.
"Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?"
"I do! I do!"
"Alright, here ya go!"
As I was listening to this tungsten hymn, I felt the weight of sharing this to other William Osman fans bear on my shoulders... But thus it was not needed as he too was featured in the Amazon reviews.
I know it's just tungsten, but this must be gold.
You need not share this, the tungsten chooses the viewer
Lmao scientists really named this metal "heavy stone"
That's the interesting part, tungsten was, (as expected) discovered by a swede, but the swedish name isn't even "tungsten" its "Wolfram". It's like the guy who discovered it played on a joke on his english colleague like "haha yeah i'm gonna name it tungsten" then turned around and named it Wolfram.
I once wrote in an essay that "mankind's greatest arrogance is that he believes the world to be as he perceives it". And I was always rather pleased with myself for coming up with something so snappy and articulate. However I've learned from this video that Schopenhauer actually beat me to it. How disappointing, yet simultaneously interesting.
Also, great meme. Lol.
To be fair, your version is more concise and nicer sounding.
Why are people here so wrinkly brain
There is nothing new under the sun.
It's the classic first realization we need to arrive at on the way to true doubt. What does all the perceiving? Know there is an enemy in the skull. It is not on your side.
I can't count all the times I've written a paragraph/quote to sound profound and articulate, and was extremely proud of, only to come back to it a year later with my newly expanded vocabulary and cringe at it.
"Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?"
"i DO I DO-"
*Gets smashed to the other side of the earth*
I just imagine Richard Behiel in his red single person couch chair, next to a fire place telling to us the magificsence of his tungsten cube, while effortlessly holding it with one hand and wailing it around as if it were a normal every day object while giving his impecable speech about aformentioned cube.
Me too
And William?
@@williambeck2372 He is in his attic, writing his raw thoughts about his tungsten cube, before setting out to smash stuff with it.
@@Vitenoxi Beautiful
Followed shortly by Curly from the three stooges cartoonishly trying to lift the cube.
A few other reviews:
The Oculus Quest virtual reality headset is a bit too front-heavy. At 300 g, this cube was exactly the right weight to attach to the back of my Quest to improve its weight distribution, while also taking up the absolute minimum possible amount of space. I used 1-inch wide black electrical tape to attach it, and it was easy and quick. It wasn't exactly the most economical option (you can get a 300 g steel weight for $15), but it's worked really well for me in practice so far.
My cube's artificial intelligence system has not yet come online, the required custom battery pack is not included with the solid tungsten cube at purchase. It's a perfectly nice little piece of material, it has a satisfying brushed finish on it with ever so slightly bevelled edges so you don't cut yourself. I play with it during work as a desk toy, but be wary of dropping it as this thing is dense. I put a hole in my Ikea table when the cube dropped to the table from about two feet and landed on a corner.
👏🏻👏🏻
He calls himself a mere mortal, yet he claims the cube has cured him of mortality. Curious.
Mortal can also mean human. This means it either made him immortal while staying human, or that he has surpassed his human limitations while also still being able to die by mortal means
He was a mere mortal, now the tungsten cube, the density enlightening the soul, has made him reach the final levels of ascension.
Schroedinger’s Immorality.
@@Raindrop_2401 I like the ambiguity
Clearly he didn't think his comment through
"who wants to hold the TUNGSTEN CUBE?!" -raxdflipnote
One time I did a visualization assignment, and we were told to imagine a cube. Later on they told us the cube represented us, I was a tungsten cube.
So… they called you dense
You may have obtained temporary immortality simply by pretending an object of such godly qualities, but of course once it's over you can never get it again
But remember life is temporary but tungsten is eternal
He’s too powerful
I personally bought the tungsten cube because it's the only thing that can even get close to my own density
Oof*
What do you mean?
@@ungefeiert to say someone is dense means that they are stupid
oof
As Richard the chosen one to-be immortal had said “Who am I, as a mere mortal to judge the most compact of all affordable material!” Nothing in life could rival the density of the a tungsten cube. For someone stating themselves equal as one, it can only mean it’s someone’s lamentable mental capacity not accepting their larger than usual volume and mass.
Tungsten can be directly translated to “heavy rock (not the music rock)” in Swedish
My brain always takes like 10 seconds of processing until it realizes it the English name for a metal (also not the music)
Weird how much music is named after minerals, would a flower power hippie rock music be called bismuth?
You skipped over the best/mor annoying part tho. Despite tungsten being basically a heavy rock (tung sten), we call it "Volfram" cause who doesn't like the words to be stupid
@@li_ka2 in my are we call it bly
@@iamasalad9080 Bly is "Lead". different metal dude
@@li_ka2 Well, the symbol of tungsten is "W" so I guess names derived of latin "wolframium" make more sense and english is the weird one
@@jpase I mean, afaik wolfram is still used to refer to tungsten in English, although rarely. It's just kinda funny that the english version makes sense in swedish and the swedish version makes (kinda) sense in english
I genuinely thought the thumbnail said “This cube cured my morality”
this vid convinced me to ask my parents for a tungsten cube, lo and behold last night a 1cm^2 cube of tungsten was bestowed upon me. I am ever grateful to now also be in the presence of immortality.
You got a two dimenional cube?
Wait a minute
He has transcended...
He has two dimensional cubes, three dimensional squares, one dimensional tesseracts....
He is beyond anything and anyone...
The fact that I know who William O is makes me proud.
@GigiGiga It’s William Osman. He made a video of himself, smashing stuff with the Heavy Boi.
"Big burly manly men who pump iron"
"Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and *mouths*
"It sure is dense."
And the last review is a whole paragraph of funny lines itself.
*mouth*
*Mouths
William Osman sure is a character
@@doughboywhine woah, is that really THE William O.? I know he bought one and DID smash stuff with it...
@@JackPorter Well it sure seems like it is William's review, and I doubt someone would not only impersonate him, but do it in such a convincing manner..
“Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense”🗣️🔥🔥🔥
" I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality. "
such a beautiful line, wow
indeed
"It is my anchor now, for if ii let it go, my body will be too light for my strength and with a step it will soar above the clouds, as i rise for a impossible amount of time for a mortal being to imagine... the universe in my sight in my hands, the galaxys passing by as i float for eternity.....The density of gasses and the cold of space, untouchable to my senses as i float too little density for me to care. The tungsten weighs my soul to body, my body to my mind. Without its density its weight held in its compact near perfect rectangular form. I simply feel too light. Like a cloud losing all its water in a storm..what am i without the tungsten cube? How insignificant is my density infront of its intense heft....what is meaning for something that fragile?, what is life?if weak?"
Fun fact: Tungsten has almost the exact same density as gold, and both have significantly higher density than lead.
and price 🤣
@@skipelen
I'm gonna assume that this is purely a joke and otherwise ignore it.
Fun fact: Osmium is denser than tungsten, it's the most dense element known
@@theuncalledfor I think it wasn't a joke. Lead is very cheap in my country. Don't know about others though
@@phamminhquan5054
Tungsten and Gold don't have the same price. Gold is MUCH more expensive. Both are more expensive than lead, but clearly not by the same amount.
As a heavy metal fan, i approve of this message.
As a fan, 💨💨💨
As a heavy metal, 🏋🏼♀️🏋🏼♀️🏋🏼♀️
As a message 📨📨📨
As a approve ✅✅✅
As a text Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️
“Intensity of its density” is a good line
Fun fact: Midwest Tungsten Service at Willowbrook IL is the creator of heaviest tungsten cube that weights almost 1 ton fit into 1 foot cube, and also pretty much every tungsten cube in the internet.
Can they provide tungsten in the form of platonic solids other than cubes? I need some incredibly heavy polyhedral dice.
@@mpf1947 They only do spheres and cubes, sadly.
Yeah I’ve bought from them but being Australian I had to pay import fees upwards of $50 which sucks but was actually the cheapest I couldn’t find for 1.5inch with beveled edges, clean surface and engraving totalling $300aud fun fact a 1.5inch cube weighs a kilo which is pretty cool
@@Mossprite21 just drop a detroit-sized tungsten cube on chigago and your wish will come true
I’m getting a tungsten cube for Christmas, gonna be absolutely LIT
But lifting the present is like lifting Mjolnir or pulling the sword out of the stone
Hehe “Lit”, attach a live wire to it
I love how that last review is literally William Osman.
2:30 What? Mouths?!
Yes. Mouths.
Holy shit, I was expecting another 20s video and then it just kept going on.
Also
I only can hope to achieve something that comes even close to what this guy has achieved
I was reading comments then realized "oh, this video is still going"
Your name matched with your pfp give me good vibes, peaceful.