A couple of tungsten cube reviews

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  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects  Рік тому +10598

  • @DanS044
    @DanS044 3 роки тому +9047

    Sounds like a key item in a game. Needed to access the final boss.

    • @NathanRedberry
      @NathanRedberry 3 роки тому +169

      are you going to smash the boss with it?

    • @Xelfist
      @Xelfist 3 роки тому +94

      @@NathanRedberry thats cheating

    • @Kipwich
      @Kipwich 3 роки тому +199

      The final boss is nothing in the face of the tungsten cube. No, this is needed to *become* the final boss

    • @tuyoufpazic5746
      @tuyoufpazic5746 3 роки тому +50

      Oh foolish mortals, thinking things such as end and final exist in a tungsten world. Why would there be a final boss, when the tungsten can let an infinity more be present still?
      Even I have my eyes yet not opened on the matter, and nothing will help me understand the tungsten enough until I even purchase one myself.
      The wait is unbearable, but patience is the key to density.

    • @Kipwich
      @Kipwich 3 роки тому +28

      @@tuyoufpazic5746 The End is but the Beginning. Why do you believe that a Final End contradicts the Breadth of Infinity? How could Tungsten ever be limited in such a way as to not have both? Those who master the Tungsten acquire the Absolute, become the Alpha and the Omega, reach from the Zenith to the Nadir of Reality and Irreality. Those of Tungsten cannot lack, cannot fail. Who are you to look down upon others yet claim arrogantly that Tungsten could ever *lack* anything?

  • @johnbarron4265
    @johnbarron4265 3 роки тому +4831

    Once you buy your first tungsten cube, you instantly become a collector of metal cubes, and the correct number of cubes to have is N+1, where N is the size of your current collection.

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +141

      True mine all started with a cubic centimetre of tungsten

    • @RichBehiel
      @RichBehiel 3 роки тому +236

      Did you just rationalize my cube addiction with a proof by induction?

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 роки тому +46

      I like this formula

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 роки тому +21

      Where do you go after you have a cube of every metal?

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +40

      @@gormauslander I got some tritium, a few colours that glow green, blue, pink and purple. There’s also cubes of non metals such as carbon and obsidian also woods just to name a few, I haven’t got any wood ones but I want a wood density set that comes with five or six different types in spheres. You could always go the crystal route and collect them as well

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 3 роки тому +19757

    Tungsten gameplay: This cube is made out of tungsten.
    *Tungsten lore:*

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 Рік тому +4671

    My favorite part is “those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand.” I was truly shocked. He does not elaborate. He does not explain how he held it with his mouth. Nothing up to this point has indicated he has put the existential prism in his mouth. It’s absolute perfection.

    • @attack3674
      @attack3674 Рік тому +262

      Saying it that way basically implied that in his reality it is just one of the standard ways such an object is to be held and as such requires no further elaboration, which is really funny.

    • @nolongerhuman1939
      @nolongerhuman1939 Рік тому +111

      He has been accustomed to the intensity of its density

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim Рік тому +50

      he swallowed that Dense Boi and they became one

    • @nruojos
      @nruojos Рік тому +86

      because of this review, i bought a 1 inch tungsten cube. i held it in my mouth. it is a seriously challenging object to contain in ones mouth. the gravity of this cube is as severe as the reviewer describes. my mind was shifted accordingly. 10/10 cube though it really is friggin dense.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому +12

      ​@@nruojos good to hear.

  • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
    @fabiosonhandogrande1697 3 роки тому +11358

    Two opposite sides of the spectrum: the most sophisticated poetic man with a passion for this heavy cube and good ol' friend Khronk

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 роки тому +56

      yes

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 3 роки тому +383

      Khronk smash with new cube. Khronk satisfied

    • @tionen3810
      @tionen3810 3 роки тому +145

      And the two of them are right ! Tungsten is really the blessed club of the gods.

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 3 роки тому +105

      the tungsten chosen specifically to kill kuzco

    • @finn596
      @finn596 3 роки тому +103

      The duality of man, both equally powerful. One sees the power of the density the other sees *smash*

  • @fieldmammal7026
    @fieldmammal7026 Рік тому +7071

    He really threw into that eloquent, almost poetic, transcending description that he “held it in his mouth”.

    • @FliesKey
      @FliesKey Рік тому +462

      It is only natural to become one with a tungsten cube. It is not implausible that things more concerning have been done with that cube.

    • @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226
      @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 Рік тому +80

      ​@@FliesKeyoh no

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Рік тому

      if you understood just how heavy tungsten is like he does it'd make more sense how impressive it would be to hold a tungsten cube in your mouth

    • @hazeshi6779
      @hazeshi6779 Рік тому +38

      OH YEAHH! 🤩🤩👀👀😶

    • @RichBehiel
      @RichBehiel Рік тому +100

      Gotta do it for that gigachad jawline.

  • @dapz
    @dapz 3 роки тому +18969

    Im sold. I’ve been debating whether or not to get a tungsten cube. Now I know the answer is yes

    • @dapz
      @dapz 3 роки тому +1356

      And this is not just a comment I’m legitimately buying a tungsten cube now

    • @jamier65551
      @jamier65551 3 роки тому +327

      Facts. Like wtf, that was a beautiful review. I want one now, I'm getting one whenever I can to ascend.

    • @Someone-km3mx
      @Someone-km3mx 3 роки тому +64

      Tell us how it goes with the cube!

    • @dhakahealth5935
      @dhakahealth5935 3 роки тому +62

      Now we need you to make a video with just you lifting and smashing things with the tungsten cube

    • @knockknock8371
      @knockknock8371 3 роки тому +15

      Dapz will just make the not be able to lift him

  • @dimn9403
    @dimn9403 2 роки тому +13710

    I admire the person from the second review, for he was so attuned to tungsten, that he became just as dense

    • @owoezel9623
      @owoezel9623 2 роки тому +526

      goddammit that got me

    • @stupidgranny997
      @stupidgranny997 2 роки тому +173

      underrated comment

    • @SerialSnowmanKiller
      @SerialSnowmanKiller 2 роки тому +251

      The next stage is to become so dense that you acquire your own event horizon.

    • @xx_jason_blaze_it_xxy1837
      @xx_jason_blaze_it_xxy1837 2 роки тому +40

      Those six-hundred and sixty-six likes call my attention. In fact, entices my appendage. Those three digits were birthed, given their respectable value, and placed in a vulnerable position. Who could have seen it coming? They didn't. The two others didn't even notice one of their own was not who they seem. Not even their guardians noticed their little chick was a cuckoo descendant in disguise. Their whole family might see it as six, but for everyone else who reads this, it is now seven. I confess to this crime. A warning for the tidbits hidden among the masses with malicious intent, the ecstasy running through my veins while committing this act of villainy did swell within me, but the pay off was bleak at best. As for the missing six, I do not know where it is, but it most definitely is alive.

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 2 роки тому +61

      Reading the name for the second review, its probably William osman who made a video with the tungsten cube

  • @CelestialBunnyPaws
    @CelestialBunnyPaws 3 роки тому +4899

    People who live in a world of normal density: Hold the cube.
    This person: _Bite it._

    • @josep754
      @josep754 3 роки тому +183

      Hold the cube
      Smell the cube
      Bite the cube
      BE THE CUBE

    • @chameeleon14
      @chameeleon14 3 роки тому +73

      Insert the cube.

    • @Nsquare_01
      @Nsquare_01 3 роки тому +7

      Fu

    • @spot7093
      @spot7093 3 роки тому +40

      @@chameeleon14 Where?

    • @Len923_
      @Len923_ 3 роки тому +57

      @@spot7093 yes.

  • @yoissy
    @yoissy 3 роки тому +3157

    -You cannot fathom a universe transformed by this cube, your worldview enexorably altered by it's sheer density.
    -Heavy boi
    The duality of man

    • @chie970
      @chie970 2 роки тому +92

      The fact that the second one was written by William Osman was more hilarious than it should

    • @jamesbernards8409
      @jamesbernards8409 2 роки тому +3

      Well said

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 роки тому +13

      tungsten cube the idea
      vs
      tungsten cube the man

    • @gracz24PL
      @gracz24PL Рік тому

      Funny, but well referred to video..

  • @ferret901
    @ferret901 10 місяців тому +979

    I love how the second review is by William O.
    William Osman has a video of him smashing stuff with a tungsten cube. How nice of him to review it

    • @sudd3660
      @sudd3660 10 місяців тому +33

      a review: it is heavy....
      so far i have only destroyed my floor, 4" drop was all it took....

    • @Vamaka12
      @Vamaka12 8 місяців тому +59

      The fact that the next video for me is "Very Heavy Cube" by William Osman.

    • @Ashgrey0
      @Ashgrey0 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Vamaka12same bro wtf

    • @crazyboi5000
      @crazyboi5000 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Ashgrey0 also same bro what is going on

    • @vishwathramachandran
      @vishwathramachandran 7 місяців тому +11

      @@Vamaka12the algorithm is working

  • @monkeymax802
    @monkeymax802 3 роки тому +15572

    To be fair this has made me want to buy a tungsten cube

    • @Bell-hj3zc
      @Bell-hj3zc 3 роки тому +140

      Same

    • @TimothyRE99
      @TimothyRE99 3 роки тому +419

      Same, but I took a look, thing costs $200.

    • @ehtresih9540
      @ehtresih9540 3 роки тому +892

      @@TimothyRE99 only a slight setback from such magnificence

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah, I want this man’s power.

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 3 роки тому +80

      @@TimothyRE99 The 19kg one cost 3000$

  • @lamenwatch1877
    @lamenwatch1877 3 роки тому +5619

    3:04
    "Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense" is an amazing line.

    • @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99
      @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 2 роки тому +182

      It's reminiscent of something you'd hear in the Hitchhiker's guide.

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 2 роки тому +47

      There's something even densier than that tungsten cube: the dude who replied at the end of the video :J

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 2 роки тому +9

      densier

    • @mirdav7954
      @mirdav7954 2 роки тому +9

      Almost as dense as me.

    • @chessematics
      @chessematics 2 роки тому

      @@letterborneVods yoshhh densier

  • @goober444
    @goober444 2 роки тому +3855

    "Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand" is one hell of a sucker punch

    • @confirmedbachelor4650
      @confirmedbachelor4650 2 роки тому +97

      That was such a spit take... literally.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @MrTehNoms
      @MrTehNoms 2 роки тому +82

      I'm just imagining the uncomfy body flipping you have to do to get the cube to pass through your intestines if you swallowed it by accident.

    • @InternetPers0n
      @InternetPers0n 2 роки тому +20

      @@MrTehNoms oh god

    • @entidy
      @entidy Рік тому +16

      @@MrTehNoms *intense gmod clipping noises*

  • @math3000
    @math3000 Рік тому +267

    This guy to God: "Good job on the tungsten, it is exquisitely done."

    • @e4zyphil
      @e4zyphil Місяць тому +1

      It sure is dense.

  • @travisheady139
    @travisheady139 3 роки тому +5178

    Never thought I'd be so emotionally moved by a description of a simple metal cube. The pen is truly mightier than the sword, and the tungsten is mightier than all.

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 3 роки тому +163

      Tungsten pens are mightiest

    • @exemida
      @exemida 3 роки тому +51

      Man if I was looking for a tungsten cube he definitely sold it.

    • @GasDrinker6455B
      @GasDrinker6455B 2 роки тому +7

      So how about a tungsten pen with a tungsten bayonet on it?

    • @thesheelf231
      @thesheelf231 2 роки тому +15

      @@vaimantobe3034 One pen to rule them all

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 2 роки тому +6

      most ballpoint pens have the ball thing made of tungsten carbide, so...

  • @mathman2164
    @mathman2164 2 роки тому +12048

    I don't care how much of this is supposed to be a joke, I don't think I've ever felt more compelled to buy something after listening to a single product review in my life.

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 2 роки тому +386

      I bought it. Great collector's piece but too heavy to handle with one hand, you should rather buy a smaller one if you want to play with it.

    • @ID-su6cv
      @ID-su6cv 2 роки тому +870

      @@johntheux9238 you are weak

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 2 роки тому +171

      @@ID-su6cv If I throw it in the grass a few times I get enough friction to pick it up with one hand, but it's way too slippy when it's clean.

    • @themonkeeman
      @themonkeeman 2 роки тому +565

      @@johntheux9238 clearly you are just not accustomed to it yet

    • @RichBehiel
      @RichBehiel 2 роки тому +456

      People who think this was a joke haven’t yet become accustomed to the intensity of its density.

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 3 роки тому +9850

    The fact he specifies "wireless tungsten cube" means there is also sold a wired wired verision ?

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 3 роки тому +1528

      We do not speak of the wired Tungsten Cube.

    • @korb9664
      @korb9664 3 роки тому +692

      The wired cube has far more power as it doesn't need the extras a wireless cube needs. Nobody has seen one, for it has transcended into the 11th dimension. It is now not only humanly immortal, but beyond godlike.

    • @currythief5210
      @currythief5210 3 роки тому +327

      This tungsten got Bluetooth

    • @denisjankovic2164
      @denisjankovic2164 3 роки тому +114

      @@korb9664 a rumor has it that if you lift big enaugh tongstane cube you can ascend into that dimension aswell.

    • @emmettbrown3463
      @emmettbrown3463 3 роки тому +63

      plugs it in, tries to pick up, dies

  • @maxwang956
    @maxwang956 Рік тому +90

    The fact that this review describes the object as a "wireless tungsten cube" implies the existence of a less portable "wired tungsten cube", imagine how dense that one must be.

  • @Prexon339
    @Prexon339 3 роки тому +8612

    Unironically this is beautiful. The person writing this had better get an award soon.

    • @Sarah-fj2sb
      @Sarah-fj2sb 3 роки тому +228

      ikr?? actually so well written

    • @idkwtvr4844
      @idkwtvr4844 3 роки тому +228

      Unironically indeed, given that this is tungsten not mere iron

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 3 роки тому +114

      ikr
      the first one's fine too i guess but damn, that one's amazing

    • @superwolfpup
      @superwolfpup 3 роки тому +8

      It looks like something I'd write, to be honest.

    • @GreenFlame16
      @GreenFlame16 3 роки тому +75

      Award? Bother them not with that. They already possess the tungsten and ascended

  • @drflannelxd904
    @drflannelxd904 3 роки тому +4754

    Seeing this essay, and then seeing literally William Osment's review before he smashed things with the cube for a video is the wildest crossover ever.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 3 роки тому +7766

    Tungsten may be dense, but the only way to understand the weight of every decision you make and the profound impact they have on the world is by holding aerogel.

    • @ianmoore5502
      @ianmoore5502 2 роки тому +452

      Do you live with unbearable regret?

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 2 роки тому +99

      what such a heavy impact huh

    • @Kevin-jz9bg
      @Kevin-jz9bg 2 роки тому +243

      I dare you to post an amazon review for aerogel

    • @zues121510
      @zues121510 2 роки тому +108

      @@Kevin-jz9bg too bad it's pretty hard to get your hands on

    • @ledocteur7701
      @ledocteur7701 2 роки тому +59

      @@zues121510 to be fair, aerogel is more like a dry jelly than an hard material.

  • @CosmicTornado1
    @CosmicTornado1 Рік тому +144

    “I am in the presence of immortality” is such a badass way to end a review of such sophistication.

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 3 роки тому +43567

    If this guy ever gets his hands on an osmium cube he’s going to ascend to literal godhood

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 3 роки тому +2203

      he already had

    • @mountaindrew2241
      @mountaindrew2241 3 роки тому +1495

      way too expensive

    • @madeinmicrosoftpaint
      @madeinmicrosoftpaint 3 роки тому +5524

      @@mountaindrew2241 no price is too high for ascension

    • @randomgoat3886
      @randomgoat3886 3 роки тому +279

      @@sydssolanumsamsys osmium is denser than tungsten

    • @p1k4el
      @p1k4el 3 роки тому +1256

      @@mountaindrew2241 nietzche once said that...

  • @Brutaltronics
    @Brutaltronics 3 роки тому +7180

    I can only imagine a scholar in the future studying these Amazon reviews as literature like we do Shakespeare

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 3 роки тому +82

      They’re so funny. I’d love to see it.

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 3 роки тому +282

      deadass.
      Shakespeare: writes memes for a living
      English teachers: the BEAUTY, the POETRY!!!

    • @ix_nil
      @ix_nil 3 роки тому +114

      @@reidleblanc3140 in 500 years teachers will look at our memes and call them beautiful

    • @szewal
      @szewal 3 роки тому +63

      bro really thinks we're making it 500 years from now...

    • @Scary_Snail129
      @Scary_Snail129 3 роки тому +6

      more like the english teacher

  • @PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV
    @PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV 3 роки тому +11390

    This guy's vocabulary is master tier

    • @realwhigmaster
      @realwhigmaster 3 роки тому +320

      well time to buy a tungsten cube to help me with my learning :)

    • @NikoKyunKyun
      @NikoKyunKyun 3 роки тому +416

      @@realwhigmaster you buy tungsten cube to learn, i buy tungsten cube to cure my mortality, we're not the same(`´)

    • @skipperhun7580
      @skipperhun7580 3 роки тому +71

      @@jay.u It"s just one guy, if you search for tungsten cube this will be the top review

    • @aarushtewari5139
      @aarushtewari5139 3 роки тому +20

      English major

    • @rustern4681
      @rustern4681 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah I'd smash stuff with it too. Not sure about the first part though.

  • @jahnukainen_8912
    @jahnukainen_8912 Рік тому +227

    Very reassuring to see that both the wise wizard and the migthy barbarian approve of the significance of this wondrous artifact.

  • @ChinChin-cp5ip
    @ChinChin-cp5ip 3 роки тому +2903

    This is literally how my teacher would expect me to write a 500 word essay

    • @carlazuz1201
      @carlazuz1201 3 роки тому +141

      500 words? Are you a child that's like a page and a half double spaced

    • @forsenfan69
      @forsenfan69 3 роки тому +24

      @@carlazuz1201 based

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 3 роки тому +48

      Honestly tho I envy a level of capability in writing like this so much.

    • @ranjitsharma5811
      @ranjitsharma5811 3 роки тому +85

      @@lick3227 master the art of bullshitting
      It helps
      It basically does it for you

    • @ChinChin-cp5ip
      @ChinChin-cp5ip 3 роки тому +6

      @Merlijn Folkerts it's really not that much unless you don't know nothing about the topic

  • @Lesa.Writes
    @Lesa.Writes 3 роки тому +4351

    I want to buy and carry around a tungsten cube for the sole purpose of monologuing that entire first review whenever someone asks why I’m carrying it around 😂

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 3 роки тому +105

      That's also on my list of things to do now 😂

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +67

      I recommend a cubic centimetre as it is still surprising to hold and cheap!

    • @Brimmsune
      @Brimmsune 3 роки тому +5

      @@siriusa5298 wouldn't that be like >1lb though? Is a tungsten cube really that different to hold?

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +44

      @@Brimmsune it weighs 19.25 grams idk what that is on lbs but it being in a cubic centimetre is still super weird the only way to explain it is it feels like a magnet being attracted to the earth nothing crazy obviously but still cool nonetheless plus for a cubic centimetre it’s relatively cheap

    • @FirstDagger
      @FirstDagger 3 роки тому +8

      People keep in mind that Tungsten is toxic and slightly radioactive.

  • @jacksonbeeftown6908
    @jacksonbeeftown6908 2 роки тому +2022

    "Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the chemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations."
    This line is surprisingly and unreasonably well written and poetic.

    • @soweli_Lukonsi
      @soweli_Lukonsi 2 роки тому +21

      I suspect this would have been Salieri's reaction too.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @beangobernador
      @beangobernador 2 роки тому +1

      thy tungsten

    • @Me-sl8fx
      @Me-sl8fx Рік тому +5

      the person said “alchemical,” making it even better

    • @jeremiahsacks2868
      @jeremiahsacks2868 Рік тому +4

      The video: the tungsten cube.
      My brain: the all spark, which was called the Cube for the first half of the movie.

  • @CntrazZombie4
    @CntrazZombie4 6 місяців тому +11

    This right here is peak humor. Just sincerely written, honest, max hyperbole. Fantastic

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 3 роки тому +486

    2:29 "Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths"
    ....mouths?

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 роки тому +44

      ​@Mittens I train using titanium and I can now chew through half an inch of steel.

    • @cheezitmanGG
      @cheezitmanGG 8 місяців тому +7

      Why must one limit their understanding to a hand? If the human cannot let food move from hand to the mouth then they starve. One deprives themself of expanding their knowledge if they limit such knowledge to their hand. Who am I to deny an expansion of knowledge for such an affordable price?

  • @jerald2084
    @jerald2084 3 роки тому +344

    i love how the last guy is literally william osman

    • @supersolomob422
      @supersolomob422 3 роки тому +10

      Another case where I thought I was the only one who noticed. So I comment about it asking if I'm the only one, then scour the comments, find someone else, then delete my comment 😔

    • @zircron45
      @zircron45 3 роки тому +2

      @SuperSolomob422 i did the exact same thing, i was about to comment before i saw this glorious lamplight shining in the darkness of this comment section...

    • @mcdoodlesnap
      @mcdoodlesnap 3 роки тому

      Are there only four people now that have noticed that?

    • @supersolomob422
      @supersolomob422 3 роки тому

      @@mcdoodlesnap Probably only 4 people who noticed before reading this comment. I can see people just scrolling down to the comments before finishing the video

  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects  3 роки тому +27076

    My hands have become so powerful from bearing tungsten, that it is now almost impossible to type without breaking my keybo

  • @electricman_69
    @electricman_69 Рік тому +24

    Not only the William O reply at the end but also that his video popped up right after the video about his tungsten cube

  • @marcos9670
    @marcos9670 2 роки тому +4794

    This is actually how it was like when I worked as a welder. I lifted, shaped, and crafted steel all day long with my hands. Everything else I touched felt like cloud. It was amazing. You could throw a bowling ball at me and I would comfortably, graciously even, catch it without a second thought. Picking up heavy boxes for my mother felt ever more rewarding, too

    • @fekalnyfantom814
      @fekalnyfantom814 2 роки тому +575

      great, now do it with tungsten

    • @585858
      @585858 2 роки тому +839

      weld steel, become a man. weld tungsten, become a god.

    • @marcos9670
      @marcos9670 2 роки тому +456

      @@585858 I’ve actually done that. And yes I was God while I did it

    • @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226
      @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 2 роки тому +194

      @@marcos9670 You are blessed.

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 2 роки тому +79

      M A N S T R E N G T H

  • @ren6140
    @ren6140 3 роки тому +1542

    Still can't get over the fact that the cube was held with their mouth.

    • @Ryderman2000
      @Ryderman2000 3 роки тому +256

      Surely it was a jaw dropping experience 😂

    • @michaelliu8887
      @michaelliu8887 3 роки тому +23

      @@Ryderman2000 bruh

    • @data4385
      @data4385 2 роки тому +18

      @@Ryderman2000 fuuck i didnt see it coming🤣

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 2 роки тому +6

      @@Ryderman2000 bruh

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +11

      That sounds like a kind of training Zoro from One Piece would do

  • @Maimgocouncil
    @Maimgocouncil 3 роки тому +282

    Richard is what the sentence looks like in my head and William is when I forget every part of it and just create a super summarized version of what I remembered.

  • @adityarajsingh8110
    @adityarajsingh8110 Рік тому +57

    Coming to listen this every once in a while has became a ritual for me

    • @RichBehiel
      @RichBehiel Рік тому +4

      It’s so surreal and flattering to read that.

    • @cheezitmanGG
      @cheezitmanGG 8 місяців тому

      To memorize this is to expand your conscious understanding of density by the second hand. For we can take this scripture in mind and preach it. It is beyond religious conceptions, it is science. It is a science that pushes the boundaries of your comprehension to a point where it tempts those who can truly grasp the idea.

    • @cadmus204
      @cadmus204 6 місяців тому

      @@RichBehielYou convinced me to buy the cube. Thank you, sir.

  • @noradrenalin8062
    @noradrenalin8062 2 роки тому +3466

    Uniromically though. Everytime I watch this review I legit want to buy a tungsten cube. This is the most effective advertisement for an object I never had any desire to posess ever.

    • @neutralamity
      @neutralamity 2 роки тому +91

      better than any ad i've ever seen for sure

    • @RichBehiel
      @RichBehiel 2 роки тому +211

      I should have found a way to charge a commission on their cube sales 😂
      To be fair though, they’ve been very kind to me, including replacing my cube for free when I lost it in a breakup. Relationships don’t always last forever, but tungsten… tungsten is eternal.

    • @noradrenalin8062
      @noradrenalin8062 2 роки тому +74

      @@RichBehiel Ah the man himself. A Man not of mere Steel. But a man of Tungsten.

    • @Chris-cf1hs
      @Chris-cf1hs Рік тому +2

      ​@Spencer but why stop there. Anything below the 4 inch is just a tease

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 Рік тому +10

      Advertisements work best when not made by the company

  • @THERATSANDTHERATS
    @THERATSANDTHERATS 3 роки тому +1461

    The line of "To whatever grand being created this universe: You did good with the tungsten. It is dense." Is the best thing

    • @birb2330
      @birb2330 2 роки тому +11

      I'll tell them when I'm on break that they did a good job .

    • @caterwak
      @caterwak 2 роки тому +2

      @@birb2330 Thanks for telling me i shall grant Mr.Richard something even more grandiose than a mere tungsten cube!

    • @gametheus1306
      @gametheus1306 2 роки тому +2

      That line had vibes like the critic dude from Ratatouille when he tried the ratatouille

  • @tarekmohamed3263
    @tarekmohamed3263 2 роки тому +795

    When William Blake said: "Hold infinity in the palm of your hand" He meant the tungsten cube.

    • @NishimotoBricks
      @NishimotoBricks Рік тому +27

      When William Osman said: "I'm gonna smash stuff with it" he meant he was gonna smash a microwave with a chicken inside of it to see if it would make a good helmet

  • @ZstackZip
    @ZstackZip Рік тому +8

    William Osman: *drops the cube into a toilet he found on the side of the road*

  • @Wolfsbane1745
    @Wolfsbane1745 3 роки тому +853

    All jokes aside, I get what they’re going for here.
    Comparisons can greatly change the attributes of an item.

    • @floorgle
      @floorgle 3 роки тому +51

      Its so weird when warm water feels like it burns after you come in from the cold or how cool water feels like ice when u were just really warm

    • @sofiaardvark9039
      @sofiaardvark9039 3 роки тому +17

      Yes, I really can't tell how serious the author of the review is, but I'm actually really curious about the tungsten now...

  • @KingDugan
    @KingDugan 2 роки тому +634

    I like that he adds the detail of the cube being "wireless" in the beginning.

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 Рік тому +34

      i meaaannn he's not wrong, there are no wires involved with the cube

    • @A-Clear_View
      @A-Clear_View 10 місяців тому +3

      20th like@@rebel6301

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 10 місяців тому

      @@A-Clear_View thanks

    • @EclipseAtDusk
      @EclipseAtDusk 10 місяців тому +10

      It’s also boneless!

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@EclipseAtDusk and non-flammable

  • @stuffz4040
    @stuffz4040 3 роки тому +718

    Picturing a big burly person writing this as their thick fingers struggle to press specific keys for they have become stronk from tungsten.

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 3 роки тому +48

      Every finger has a ring with a small tungsten cube instead of a crystal

    • @nobodytheowl
      @nobodytheowl 3 роки тому +16

      I just imagine the photo of the Gigachad on the computer

    • @luckerowl8990
      @luckerowl8990 3 роки тому +13

      You misunderstand, the power of tungsten isn't as a simple weight to lift, but a mental burden with which you can remove the trivial pull of everyday objects from your perception like breaking free of the shackles of life itself. Tungsten isn't a tool to become strong, but a strength to use as a tool to free yourself from the shackles of common weight, and in that regard tungsten becomes life itself, an embodiment of true freedom. The freedom to perceive the world in a higher state, that so called "normal" people avoid for the truth of this world frightens them. They cannot understand, they are born of simple metals like iron or copper. They live their trivial lives under the understanding that feathers are light and metals are heavy, but a kilogram of either feels the same as the other. To tungsten, of which it's mass is too compact for a common iron man to bare, a kilogram means nothing. Weight becomes irrelevant when such mass reaches so small a size. A star has a mass so great, that forces incomprehensible to a regular person hold it together in an intense density that simply does not make sense to us. Tungsten, truly as close to the sun as man can get, allows us to make sense of this. It's heft for being a small size allows us to comprehend the very composition of the universe, as if we were cosmic titans baring suns in our palms. How can such a metal as this be a tool for us to use? We are beings born simply to observe such pragmatic objects at the will of a supposedly infinitely wise creator, and I think them for such a blessing, as tungsten.

    • @cloudthecloud901
      @cloudthecloud901 3 роки тому +7

      @@luckerowl8990 we found the guy

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Рік тому

      @@cloudthecloud901 LMAOO

  • @cartersanson2329
    @cartersanson2329 2 місяці тому +2

    You are a great salesperson for the industry of tungsten cubery

  • @jermasus
    @jermasus 2 роки тому +2069

    I love how he acknowledge tungsten is only so important to him because it’s the most affordable of heavy elements

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa Рік тому +178

      if you spend more money, there will be nothing weighing you down in your pocket

    • @FeedMeChaos1
      @FeedMeChaos1 Рік тому +67

      @@kikosawa there's already nothing weighing my wallet down xD

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa Рік тому

      @@FeedMeChaos1 start collecting pebbles

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit Рік тому +24

      Uranium is also pretty affordable, at least if you can get it in bulk, but the purchase itself could perhaps prove to be somewhat problematic.

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 Рік тому +17

      @@SofaKingShit Uranium by itself the government wouldn't be particularly worried about. If, however, you also buy a high grade centrifuge to go along with it, that's when you can expect to see the FBI knocking at your door.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +457

    "I'm gonna smash stuff with it!"
    NOW we're getting somewhere.

    • @Powerracer251
      @Powerracer251 3 роки тому +8

      He really did too, that's William Osman XD

  • @FavvvvazM
    @FavvvvazM 8 місяців тому +3

    Best ad I've ever seen. It makes me want to try holding the tungsten immediately to know how it feels.

  • @bruhspenning
    @bruhspenning 3 роки тому +139

    William Osman his review is golden, especially coupled with his video

  • @Jxdiac
    @Jxdiac 3 роки тому +472

    Feels like a story you’ll hear while sitting at a fireplace, holding a drink with a perfect sphere of ice in a dimmed living room at a moderate time of year.

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 2 роки тому +25

      I don’t remember the last time I was sitting by a fireplace and heard “Heavy boi”

    • @rainedans8684
      @rainedans8684 2 роки тому +2

      Absurd, only heretics would discard the usage of refrigerated cube of tungsten

  • @JaquesBobè
    @JaquesBobè 3 роки тому +684

    That has to be William Osman’s review at the end! lmao
    The review is from January ‘20 and he released his video smashing stuff with it in April ‘20

  • @joghurt2463
    @joghurt2463 4 місяці тому +13

    "Who wants to hold the Tungsten cube?"
    "I do I do!"
    "Well here you go!"

  • @justanotherhumanperson9424
    @justanotherhumanperson9424 3 роки тому +829

    I like how they specified that it is a wireless cube, implying you can also buy wired cubes.

  • @clancyfungus2689
    @clancyfungus2689 3 роки тому +486

    “Billy mays here! This cube can help all of your sickness and disease “

  • @Gabe_V
    @Gabe_V 3 роки тому +1301

    Minecraft needs to add this for all gamers and people that play the game to understand the power of tungsten cube

    • @denisjankovic2164
      @denisjankovic2164 3 роки тому +47

      I think minecraft should generally add more metals you can smelt or even smelt together into great weapons, like that one mod.

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 3 роки тому +3

      gold is just as dense

    • @HrdLock
      @HrdLock 3 роки тому +9

      Install 3D mode to terraria

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 3 роки тому +3

      @@denisjankovic2164 no lol the whole point of the game is that its simple enough

    • @denisjankovic2164
      @denisjankovic2164 3 роки тому +15

      @@grqfes who said it needs to be complex? Thing there thing there put it there and you got a sword. It shouldnt be much harder than enchanting. Also redstone.

  • @Cat-On-Wabdermelon
    @Cat-On-Wabdermelon 5 місяців тому +6

    The first guy seems like he’s be an evil villan while twirling his moustache and stroking his tungsten cube

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 2 роки тому +1326

    All jokes aside this is insanely true. A person that never carried tungsten in his hand won't comprehend HOW insanely it changes the perspective of the world. You pick up a hammer and you can feel it weighs a bit. You TRY to pick up a tungsten hammer and you break your back whilst doing so. When you hold a tungsten cube you can almost feel it piercing through the palm of your hand, it's unfathomable density is almost comical , you expect it to be heavy but not THAT much. It really just changes your perception of the entire world. Everything feels light afterwards. You feel 10x stronger and anything the same size as the piece of tungsten you carried feels unnaturally light, like if it became lighter all of a sudden

    • @itagamineko
      @itagamineko 2 роки тому +236

      so you're saying it would be a good idea to skip a month of rent to buy myself a tungsten cube?

    • @ArkChannel351
      @ArkChannel351 2 роки тому +168

      @@itagamineko you'd become 10x stronger so i say it's worth it

    • @lewischime5737
      @lewischime5737 Рік тому +4

      Yes

    • @lewischime5737
      @lewischime5737 Рік тому +5

      @@itagamineko YESSS

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Рік тому +18

      Can I use tungsten cubes as weights? Imagine dead lifting 140kg of a dense mass

  • @mattalevine
    @mattalevine 2 роки тому +2235

    "This cube cured my mortality."
    "Who am I, as a mere mortal-"
    "I sit here... transcendent above death itself-"
    Getting some mixed signals here

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 2 роки тому

      These are the phases of transcendence! (The order doesn't really matter for a being beyond our mortal comprehension)

    • @yourlocaltraumademon
      @yourlocaltraumademon Рік тому +310

      Obviously, he used to be a mortal but after obtaining the tungsten cube he ascended. (/j)

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Рік тому +206

      The curing of mortality takes a while

    • @KozelPraiseGOELRO
      @KozelPraiseGOELRO Рік тому

      Is the cure for the effects of a mortal mind, the body remains as a fruit that covers the seed, the decaying of organic matter is unavoidable, impossible, yet the mind goes in and beyond the things the use to rot, the mind has understood immortality and become, in this way, a permanent part of the reallity itself.
      You can forget your name or your face, but you cannot forget your own existence. Once dead, your face will become bone and your name will slowly be forgotten, but your own experience and the effects of your existence are the constant, trascend mortallity.
      Also I think the Heavy is dead.

    • @cupcakewithatophat1131
      @cupcakewithatophat1131 Рік тому +156

      He does clarify immediately after that he’s been cured by being in the presence of immortality, not by being immortal himself.

  • @buzzfiend
    @buzzfiend 3 роки тому +1911

    "Those who have not held the cube in their hands and mouths would not understand"
    And *mouths* ah yes my favorite sense. *T a s t i n g*

    • @Brimmsune
      @Brimmsune 3 роки тому +87

      I have tried tasting this cube and since have even tasted the sun

    • @thesovietunion1873
      @thesovietunion1873 3 роки тому +2

      2

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 3 роки тому +5

      It tastes good

    • @SpiderEnjoyer
      @SpiderEnjoyer 3 роки тому +11

      You might want to be careful with it, I just checked some reviews and apparently "acute tungsten poisoning" is a thing.

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 3 роки тому +35

      @@SpiderEnjoyer it just means their bones are getting too *dense*

  • @thatonedude-tf3vj
    @thatonedude-tf3vj 2 місяці тому +4

    "WHO WANTS THE TUNGSTEN CUBE?"
    "I DO! I DO!"
    "ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO"

  • @vydave
    @vydave 3 роки тому +192

    This should be the draft script for an advertisement for tungsten. I would buy it.

  • @n.s.wickramanayaka7056
    @n.s.wickramanayaka7056 2 роки тому +636

    finally,
    after countless sleepless nights, after decades of being lost in the darkness of ignorance ,my searching has come to an end.
    finally I found him.
    The man who carries all the groceries in one trip

    • @echowit
      @echowit Рік тому +23

      I wish I could express how hilarious I found this comment. Did you edit to hide the punch line? If so; Well played, Sir, well played.

  • @Dulaman107
    @Dulaman107 2 роки тому +494

    I love how this guy was just explaining how he beat death and then William fricking Osman says "heavy boi. Imma go smash stuff with it."

    • @tupidrebirts
      @tupidrebirts Рік тому +32

      Glad I'm not the only one who recognized William Osman here

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +4

      ​@@tupidrebirtsgreen gob

    • @IcyLucario
      @IcyLucario 11 місяців тому +7

      The wizard vs the barbarian.

    • @Dulaman107
      @Dulaman107 11 місяців тому +5

      @@IcyLucario idk why but monk vs barbarian feels more right here

  • @Maxanimates2763
    @Maxanimates2763 18 днів тому +3

    "who wants to hold the TUNGSTEN CUBE?!" -raxdflipnote

  • @Jayhawk416
    @Jayhawk416 2 роки тому +456

    He called it wireless, insinuating there are wired tungsten cubes. My happiness is immeasurable and my day is made

    • @maninhu9837
      @maninhu9837 Рік тому +9

      I bought one and realised something, the wires make the cube wheight more, meaning he got the short end of the stick

    • @cheshire1
      @cheshire1 Рік тому +37

      @@maninhu9837 You are mistaken. Wires would only serve to dilute the intensity of its density.

    • @maninhu9837
      @maninhu9837 Рік тому +8

      @@cheshire1 yes but what if the wires are made of tungsten?

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate Рік тому +12

      ​@@maninhu9837 to what end do we vilify voluminosity? Do we encourage it or do we dread it? If the volume of the tungsten equipment is not as joyous as it itself is then are we not harming the greatness of the Tungsten?

  • @amberfaux2329
    @amberfaux2329 3 роки тому +120

    As I was listening to this tungsten hymn, I felt the weight of sharing this to other William Osman fans bear on my shoulders... But thus it was not needed as he too was featured in the Amazon reviews.
    I know it's just tungsten, but this must be gold.

    • @incorrecter
      @incorrecter 3 роки тому +3

      You need not share this, the tungsten chooses the viewer

  • @Chillerll
    @Chillerll 2 роки тому +585

    This is amazing marketing. A minute ago I would never think about tungsten, now I consider if I should spend 200 euro on a small heavy cube just for the sake of it.

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy 3 місяці тому +3

    "to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density" god damn bro's speaking bars

    • @AviatorJC
      @AviatorJC 2 місяці тому +1

      bars of tungsten!

    • @Pinkcircleguy
      @Pinkcircleguy 2 місяці тому

      @@AviatorJC you're god damn right

  • @MfwPrivate
    @MfwPrivate 3 роки тому +787

    I love how, despite the obvious exaggerations, Lifting Tungsten for a lot of time would actually end up in you getting used to its density, thus feeling everything else way lighter.

    • @iforgor6673
      @iforgor6673 3 роки тому +103

      @Eleanor Bartle strap small Tungsten plates all over your body like knee pads.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +86

      @@iforgor6673 _tungsten armor_

    • @nocturn9x
      @nocturn9x 3 роки тому +5

      imagine trying to copy an annoying internet meme and failing at that

    • @dominater5
      @dominater5 3 роки тому +26

      @Eleanor Bartle getting stronger does effect your perception of density, I remember when I first started lifting after my first week I came back to the gym after the weekend and when I put the bar on my back for squats I thought I was using the wrong bar because it felt so much lighter.

    • @sadawjameed
      @sadawjameed 3 роки тому +15

      that's not how it exactly works, you still feel the weight of things the same but you can lift them easier. you don't just lose your sense of weight as you get stronger

  • @EternalQuestion
    @EternalQuestion 3 роки тому +1963

    I once wrote in an essay that "mankind's greatest arrogance is that he believes the world to be as he perceives it". And I was always rather pleased with myself for coming up with something so snappy and articulate. However I've learned from this video that Schopenhauer actually beat me to it. How disappointing, yet simultaneously interesting.
    Also, great meme. Lol.

    • @theonewhowearscrocs8591
      @theonewhowearscrocs8591 3 роки тому +143

      To be fair, your version is more concise and nicer sounding.

    • @smilingspork1581
      @smilingspork1581 3 роки тому +76

      Why are people here so wrinkly brain

    • @EvilFuzzy9
      @EvilFuzzy9 3 роки тому +17

      There is nothing new under the sun.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 3 роки тому +14

      It's the classic first realization we need to arrive at on the way to true doubt. What does all the perceiving? Know there is an enemy in the skull. It is not on your side.

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 3 роки тому +47

      I can't count all the times I've written a paragraph/quote to sound profound and articulate, and was extremely proud of, only to come back to it a year later with my newly expanded vocabulary and cringe at it.

  • @user190_1vvabkledgiqtrum
    @user190_1vvabkledgiqtrum 3 роки тому +932

    As one who has held a tungsten cube
    This is entirely accurate

  • @logangaming1103
    @logangaming1103 Рік тому +25

    0:34 let me introduce you to my little friend, *neutron stars*

  • @jaiden051
    @jaiden051 3 роки тому +259

    A few other reviews:
    The Oculus Quest virtual reality headset is a bit too front-heavy. At 300 g, this cube was exactly the right weight to attach to the back of my Quest to improve its weight distribution, while also taking up the absolute minimum possible amount of space. I used 1-inch wide black electrical tape to attach it, and it was easy and quick. It wasn't exactly the most economical option (you can get a 300 g steel weight for $15), but it's worked really well for me in practice so far.
    My cube's artificial intelligence system has not yet come online, the required custom battery pack is not included with the solid tungsten cube at purchase. It's a perfectly nice little piece of material, it has a satisfying brushed finish on it with ever so slightly bevelled edges so you don't cut yourself. I play with it during work as a desk toy, but be wary of dropping it as this thing is dense. I put a hole in my Ikea table when the cube dropped to the table from about two feet and landed on a corner.

  • @aaronboy1246
    @aaronboy1246 3 роки тому +245

    I need to get myself a tungsten cube.

    • @hazardcat7348
      @hazardcat7348 3 роки тому +17

      no my boy, you must wait till it needs you.

    • @m__y-t-s
      @m__y-t-s 3 роки тому +10

      Consider instead the tungsten orb.

    • @crusher9z9
      @crusher9z9 3 роки тому

      I do this with bismuth. I almost have the tungsten nature.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 роки тому

      @@crusher9z9
      Tf Is a bismuth

    • @crusher9z9
      @crusher9z9 3 роки тому

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 slightly radioactive non poisonous lead.

  • @frank8273
    @frank8273 3 роки тому +309

    I just imagine Richard Behiel in his red single person couch chair, next to a fire place telling to us the magificsence of his tungsten cube, while effortlessly holding it with one hand and wailing it around as if it were a normal every day object while giving his impecable speech about aformentioned cube.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 3 роки тому +4

      And William?

    • @Vitenoxi
      @Vitenoxi 3 роки тому +14

      @@williambeck2372 He is in his attic, writing his raw thoughts about his tungsten cube, before setting out to smash stuff with it.

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 3 роки тому +2

      @@Vitenoxi Beautiful

    • @thescholarofAK
      @thescholarofAK 3 роки тому +1

      Followed shortly by Curly from the three stooges cartoonishly trying to lift the cube.

  • @FederalBuereauInvestigation
    @FederalBuereauInvestigation 14 днів тому +2

    “Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense”🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @lukahj
    @lukahj 3 роки тому +151

    "This cube cured my mortality" really became undone when he said "who am I, a mere mortal"

    • @smokesparkdragonfly1368
      @smokesparkdragonfly1368 3 роки тому +15

      but then he followed it up by saying no, and that whenever he is in the presence of the cube, he is in the presence of immortality

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 3 роки тому

      @@smokesparkdragonfly1368 Being in the presence of somethinf doesn't tranform you into that something.

    • @desolatedaydreams
      @desolatedaydreams 3 роки тому +3

      It means that to deny the power of the tungsten cube would be to denounce it and, therefore, make him unworthy of the gifts it grants

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 3 роки тому +448

    Tungsten can be directly translated to “heavy rock (not the music rock)” in Swedish
    My brain always takes like 10 seconds of processing until it realizes it the English name for a metal (also not the music)
    Weird how much music is named after minerals, would a flower power hippie rock music be called bismuth?

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 3 роки тому +26

      You skipped over the best/mor annoying part tho. Despite tungsten being basically a heavy rock (tung sten), we call it "Volfram" cause who doesn't like the words to be stupid

    • @iamasalad9080
      @iamasalad9080 3 роки тому +1

      @@li_ka2 in my are we call it bly

    • @johanness3850
      @johanness3850 3 роки тому +13

      @@iamasalad9080 Bly is "Lead". different metal dude

    • @jpase
      @jpase 3 роки тому +1

      @@li_ka2 Well, the symbol of tungsten is "W" so I guess names derived of latin "wolframium" make more sense and english is the weird one

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 3 роки тому +4

      @@jpase I mean, afaik wolfram is still used to refer to tungsten in English, although rarely. It's just kinda funny that the english version makes sense in swedish and the swedish version makes (kinda) sense in english

  • @mb-is-not-cool
    @mb-is-not-cool 3 роки тому +87

    The fact that I know who William O is makes me proud.

    • @codydodie7241
      @codydodie7241 3 роки тому +18

      @GigiGiga It’s William Osman. He made a video of himself, smashing stuff with the Heavy Boi.

  • @spideyxmoriarty
    @spideyxmoriarty 25 днів тому +1

    i have no idea what a tungsten cube is, but this guy's eloquence has convinced me it is the contemporary equivalent of the holy grail

  • @ocksie
    @ocksie 3 роки тому +26

    "Heavy boi"
    William O.
    Of course it was William

  • @trashflower1971
    @trashflower1971 3 роки тому +2396

    "Big burly manly men who pump iron"
    "Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and *mouths*
    "It sure is dense."
    And the last review is a whole paragraph of funny lines itself.

    • @shadowwishnorthstar9838
      @shadowwishnorthstar9838 3 роки тому +9

      *mouth*

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 3 роки тому +11

      *Mouths

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 роки тому +6

      William Osman sure is a character

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 3 роки тому +2

      @@doughboywhine woah, is that really THE William O.? I know he bought one and DID smash stuff with it...

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 роки тому +4

      @@JackPorter Well it sure seems like it is William's review, and I doubt someone would not only impersonate him, but do it in such a convincing manner..

  • @salembendeck
    @salembendeck Рік тому +161

    I love how that last review is literally William Osman.

  • @legrandarkan
    @legrandarkan Рік тому +50

    on that guy page there's also this silverware review i really like :
    A Life-Changing Experience
    Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2020
    Style: 5-Piece Flatware Set
    Wow. I bought these on a whim, wondering what it would be like to eat with fancy silverware, and man am I happy with the results.
    Life is a series of days. You want a good life? Have good days. You want good days? Surround yourself with people and things that make you happy. And that includes the small things, like silverware.
    It’s hard to describe the feeling you get when you eat with these. It’s not the most extreme feeling of exaltation and awe, but it is noticeable. It just feels like a little boost of happiness via gratification of your aesthetic sensibilities, like when you walk by a piece of art in your living room.
    I guess maybe the negative vector of this experience is more relatable: imagine having to eat with plastic silverware all the time, instead of regular silverware. On some level, it’s like, who cares? But it wouldn’t feel great if every day you had to eat with plastic utensils. You would feel like your life is not quite in order. This fancy silverware is the opposite of that feeling. It makes you feel like you’re living in paradise, at least, to the extent that silverware can do that.
    Anyway, some people only use fancy silverware on special occasions. But I say life is a special occasion, and if you want to take your meals to the next level, then get yourself some fancy silverware. Make every meal special. Make every bite a work of art. Live magnificently. Live triumphantly. Eat like a hero.

    • @Sonnell
      @Sonnell 6 місяців тому +5

      Haha, thanks for digging this up! Eat like a hero!!! :D

  • @UraniumVulcan
    @UraniumVulcan 3 роки тому +123

    I’m getting a tungsten cube for Christmas, gonna be absolutely LIT

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 роки тому +5

      But lifting the present is like lifting Mjolnir or pulling the sword out of the stone

    • @birchlinwood213
      @birchlinwood213 3 роки тому +2

      Hehe “Lit”, attach a live wire to it

  • @glurakg.ravdrac3281
    @glurakg.ravdrac3281 2 роки тому +408

    As a heavy metal fan, i approve of this message.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Рік тому +16

      As a fan, 💨💨💨

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 11 місяців тому +4

      As a heavy metal, 🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 11 місяців тому +3

      As a message 📨📨📨

    • @mmnd8158
      @mmnd8158 10 місяців тому +1

      As a approve ✅✅✅

    • @CharlesShorts
      @CharlesShorts 10 місяців тому +1

      As a text Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 3 роки тому +139

    Lmao scientists really named this metal "heavy stone"

    • @johanness3850
      @johanness3850 3 роки тому +19

      That's the interesting part, tungsten was, (as expected) discovered by a swede, but the swedish name isn't even "tungsten" its "Wolfram". It's like the guy who discovered it played on a joke on his english colleague like "haha yeah i'm gonna name it tungsten" then turned around and named it Wolfram.

  • @collinbloo
    @collinbloo 3 місяці тому +6

    "Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?"
    "I do! I do!"
    "Alright, here ya go!"

  • @alfieswindell4598
    @alfieswindell4598 3 роки тому +459

    I personally bought the tungsten cube because it's the only thing that can even get close to my own density

    • @johnwicked1132
      @johnwicked1132 3 роки тому +14

      Oof*

    • @ungefeiert
      @ungefeiert 3 роки тому +2

      What do you mean?

    • @alfieswindell4598
      @alfieswindell4598 3 роки тому +7

      @@ungefeiert to say someone is dense means that they are stupid

    • @mr.shplorb662
      @mr.shplorb662 2 роки тому

      oof

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 2 роки тому

      As Richard the chosen one to-be immortal had said “Who am I, as a mere mortal to judge the most compact of all affordable material!” Nothing in life could rival the density of the a tungsten cube. For someone stating themselves equal as one, it can only mean it’s someone’s lamentable mental capacity not accepting their larger than usual volume and mass.

  • @handsomereaper193
    @handsomereaper193 2 роки тому +1019

    Fun fact: In danish, (and apparently also in Swedish) Tungsten could literally mean "heavy stone" Tung = Heavy ... Sten = Stone

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus 2 роки тому +111

      So it turns out that’s the etymology, even though it’s called wolfram in the nordic languages now.

    • @schildmeneerpadman
      @schildmeneerpadman 2 роки тому +45

      And wolfraam Is also used in Dutch and German. (if i recall correctly) That is why the element W is wolfraam (tungsten)

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 2 роки тому +38

      in addition, Wolfram comes from Georgius Agricola, who called it *lupi spuma* because it took so much tin to extract the thing it was like a wolf devouring a flock

    • @jurassicjonahpe5294
      @jurassicjonahpe5294 2 роки тому +5

      As swedisgh is my first language, I can confirm

    • @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse
      @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse 2 роки тому +9

      If i remember correctly the people who discovered tungsten first called it tungsten kinda just to describe it before giving it a scientific name (volfram), but because tungsten didn't really mean anything else in the rest of the world the rest of the world didn't see a need to change the name. So therefore it's named Volfram/Wolfram in the nordic countries and tungsten in the rest of the world.

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 3 роки тому +135

    Fun fact: Midwest Tungsten Service at Willowbrook IL is the creator of heaviest tungsten cube that weights almost 1 ton fit into 1 foot cube, and also pretty much every tungsten cube in the internet.

    • @mpf1947
      @mpf1947 3 роки тому +21

      Can they provide tungsten in the form of platonic solids other than cubes? I need some incredibly heavy polyhedral dice.

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 3 роки тому +5

      @@mpf1947 They only do spheres and cubes, sadly.

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah I’ve bought from them but being Australian I had to pay import fees upwards of $50 which sucks but was actually the cheapest I couldn’t find for 1.5inch with beveled edges, clean surface and engraving totalling $300aud fun fact a 1.5inch cube weighs a kilo which is pretty cool

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mossprite21 just drop a detroit-sized tungsten cube on chigago and your wish will come true

  • @mollymarble8002
    @mollymarble8002 3 місяці тому +4

    "Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?"
    "i DO I DO-"
    *Gets smashed to the other side of the earth*

  • @SpinThwomp
    @SpinThwomp 3 роки тому +198

    this vid convinced me to ask my parents for a tungsten cube, lo and behold last night a 1cm^2 cube of tungsten was bestowed upon me. I am ever grateful to now also be in the presence of immortality.

    • @asphaltshingles8594
      @asphaltshingles8594 2 роки тому +55

      You got a two dimenional cube?

    • @-..._._-.
      @-..._._-. 2 роки тому +15

      Wait a minute

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 роки тому +49

      He has transcended...
      He has two dimensional cubes, three dimensional squares, one dimensional tesseracts....
      He is beyond anything and anyone...

  • @casparvoncampenhausen5249
    @casparvoncampenhausen5249 3 роки тому +269

    Holy shit, I was expecting another 20s video and then it just kept going on.
    Also
    I only can hope to achieve something that comes even close to what this guy has achieved

    • @coolfeet1
      @coolfeet1 3 роки тому +3

      I was reading comments then realized "oh, this video is still going"

    • @sofiaardvark9039
      @sofiaardvark9039 3 роки тому

      Your name matched with your pfp give me good vibes, peaceful.

  • @aiyowei187
    @aiyowei187 3 роки тому +310

    He calls himself a mere mortal, yet he claims the cube has cured him of mortality. Curious.

    • @Raindrop_2401
      @Raindrop_2401 3 роки тому +48

      Mortal can also mean human. This means it either made him immortal while staying human, or that he has surpassed his human limitations while also still being able to die by mortal means

    • @dhakahealth5935
      @dhakahealth5935 3 роки тому +19

      He was a mere mortal, now the tungsten cube, the density enlightening the soul, has made him reach the final levels of ascension.

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 3 роки тому +4

      Schroedinger’s Immorality.

    • @Katalystic
      @Katalystic 3 роки тому

      @@Raindrop_2401 I like the ambiguity

    • @Shigellosis
      @Shigellosis 3 роки тому

      Clearly he didn't think his comment through

  • @goodstuff8156
    @goodstuff8156 Рік тому +2

    “Intensity of its density” is a good line

  • @user-ph3vt5eo6l
    @user-ph3vt5eo6l 3 роки тому +162

    " I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality. "

    • @dexorne9753
      @dexorne9753 2 роки тому +6

      such a beautiful line, wow

    • @user-ph3vt5eo6l
      @user-ph3vt5eo6l 2 роки тому +1

      indeed

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan Рік тому +4

      "It is my anchor now, for if ii let it go, my body will be too light for my strength and with a step it will soar above the clouds, as i rise for a impossible amount of time for a mortal being to imagine... the universe in my sight in my hands, the galaxys passing by as i float for eternity.....The density of gasses and the cold of space, untouchable to my senses as i float too little density for me to care. The tungsten weighs my soul to body, my body to my mind. Without its density its weight held in its compact near perfect rectangular form. I simply feel too light. Like a cloud losing all its water in a storm..what am i without the tungsten cube? How insignificant is my density infront of its intense heft....what is meaning for something that fragile?, what is life?if weak?"