Best Store Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
- Jim Gaffigan's best store jokes compilation! Subscribe for daily uploads. Which joke was your favorite?
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:37 - "Free Samples"
1:10 - "Store Clubs"
1:33 - "Bagging Groceries"
1:55 - "Generic Products"
3:02 - "The Pharmacy"
4:38 - "Vitamin Shoppe"
5:07 - "Whole Foods"
6:23 - "Victorias Secret"
10:34 - "The M&M Store"
13:18 - "Canadian Tire"
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
HEALTHY & HAPPY with HEATH HORNER
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Bars: bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Розваги
He can make jokes about Victoria’s Secret and still make it clean and funny. That’s talent.
Having worked in pharmacy for years, that is totally accurate.
So true!
His wife writes a lot of the material .
Thank you for using your voice for the betterment of society. Take care & stay safe. Love to you & your family.
My husband and I have been fans of yours for YEARS!! We rewatch your specials all the time. We both very much enjoyed and agreed with your Twitter rant last night.
Jim, I discovered you early in the pandemic and your humor has been the best medicine for me!!! Keep it coming!
Thanks for speaking truth to power! I've always respected you and now I respect you even more!
He’s getting me though post-op total hip replacement. Bless you, Jim❤️
Great comedy in a very trying time and I`m not just talking about the pandemic. I don`t twitter but heard about yours and am behind you 100 percent. You`re one of the top three funny guys in the world and always will be! Thank you for making all of us happier for listening to your words. Thanks again,.
I agree.
Thank you for writing those words so I don’t have to struggle to express them.
Jim - I have been a huge fan for years - bravo on your RNC tweets! You are a superhero.
I felt that entire Victoria Secret bit 😂😂 It was all too true
Jim, you never fail to put a smile on my face. I always am so happy when I see a new clip from you. Keep them coming!
I always listen to Jim before I fall asleep because I always have a smile on my face
The Victoria Secrets jokes kept me laughing so hard, I'm tearing up and can't breathe.
This is the best thing that happened to me in 2020! And ever since I found Jim Gaffigan, a decade ago. The best!!!! Royal Comedy.
Why I just see Jim and start laughing immediately. Getting ready for good comedy. 😂😂😂💯❤️
Jim has helped me form a new habit - comedy with my morning coffee! Not sure I will be able to kick the habit when life returns to normal. They are both heavily addictive.
#Coffedy ☕️
Good habit 🙂
Proud of you for saying what you had to say politically. It's very important to represent.
I think it showed a lack of class to go public talking about a president that way. I think less of you now.
@@jackofalltrades7469 luckily no one cares what you think. You were probably calling Obama a "Kenyan Muslim" or something like that so you don't really have a leg to stand on.
@@inatokakwenyamoyo You cared enough to call me names. You probably never read what he said.
@@jackofalltrades7469 When did he call you names? You probably never read what he said.
@@CJICantLie He had a rant about the President and was calling him names, not me. I have never met him.
Your comedy keeps me from going insane
Awesome through and through, loved the bit about the people inside Victoria's Secret. Incredible stand-up from a truly stand-up guy. Thanks for the commentary Jim, never apologize.
You were one of my favorite comics before last nite...Now ur on top of that list. Well done Sir!!!
They have an M&M store in Las Vegas, too. The city that is referred to as "Sin City" has an M&M store. Enough said.
AMAZINGLY hilarious. I laughed so hard throughout I almost peed. The Whole Foods bit was hysterical and so true!
I look forward to these sets every day. 🌹🙏🏻🌹
I really needed a laugh today.
Thank you, Jim!!
Jim. Kudos on the Yankee hat. My son went to Northeastern and was on the Crew team freshman year. He had his hat but when he asked me to send him his Jeter jersey I let him know I could not allow him to row the Charles wearing that kind of target.
He emailed me a photo of his team getting ready to shove off and there he was in his Yankee hat. Thanks for sharing your comedy and family with us. I am just discovering your dailies. And Mike and Pat...awesome X0 Gaffigan family.
I have always liked you as a comedian. Now I LOVE you for taking a stand Thursday night.
@Terren Gibson He’s so brave!
03:50 ..What do you want ...I'm working on my time machine!!!!" That's funny ...
I bought a Bigfoot statue from Skymall and sent it to my cousin for Christmas 😎
I am the aforementioned person from New England making the aforementioned comment - boo Yankees hat. Sox forever! That said, your videos are a huge bright spot in my life this year. Thanks for keeping us all smiling through the madness!
You're me new hero! 💚💚💚
I had no idea Canadian Tire was a front for the mob 😂13:38
Absolutely brilliant! First class.
There is not ENOUGH thank you's to show you MY APPRECIATION!
Jim makes being awake at 8 a bit less painful.
@@81684hnxv You're speaking to a world of people who work at all different hours of the day in most every time zone. Reserve your judgement until you are better informed.
You're the best Jim, thanks for standing up & kicking some orange baby butt today!
Love the Canadian Tire joke...”lure them with tires and boom sell them a blender” The store has a fictional thrifty Scotsman called “Sandy McTire “ used on the fictional store money..
I had NO idea he was called Sandy McTire! 🤣
The store money is real.
boofighter To the store..Canadian Tire Money
Sue Brown thanks tips.
Is Canadian tire Like Harbor Freight
Love you Jim! When life really really sucks….really, I watch you and laugh so hard the wind gets knocked out me and my cat is looking at me like I’m possessed! Thank you!
Thanks Jim.
We love you Jim.
I would like to thank you and your family for being so generous as to share your stand up with us for a free during this pandemic. I appreciate it so much! So I went to Amazon and Sawyer new special which is terrific didn't know it was a series now I'm addicted lol! But your movie troop 0 by far is the cutest thing I've seen in years and it makes me remember my own Childhood! Thank you you're very talented and I bless you and your family as our father in heaven Wills stay safe from The people who play with monkeys who started this whole disease Virus that has us locked up in Los Angeles
I just love how you uniquely decided to spell Saw your with Sawyer :)
Thanks for standing up for the country last night. Seriously
Jim, thank you, I enjoy so much of your material.
Keep filling us with joy.
Peace
I had to pause this more than once because I was laughing so hard! 😆😅😂🤣
I’m from NYC so the New York/Italian accent you make kills me “hey you’ll grow into it” 😂
Thank you Jim!
Bigger fan than ever! I woke up to your twitter rant, and thank you.
Watched yours so many times but still keep laughing. Thanks Jimbo!
Saw your tweets Jim, thank you, you rock!!
Part of the solution or part of the problem. Love and respect Jim so much more.
Dicky Anderson Ok DICKy!
Dicky Anderson You’re here so you were obviously a fan until yesterday and now you’re pretending you never were. “Sad!” Here you are praising the emperor’s new clothes (when 99% of the world can see he’s naked) and questioning Jim’s judgement. That’s a bit rich.
Dicky Anderson just unsubscribed . He doesn’t want people like us ...so inclusive .
Hahahahahaha the talk about the hat is already cracking me up
On a side note-- let 'em have it, Jim! We got your back!
"underwear, underwear, underwear" is pretty much exactly what those ladies are saying at the VS store.
THE. BEST. EVER. WE LOVE IT
Thanks for the uploads during the pandemic. Funny compilation.
Glad you enjoyed it
I’ve been a fan for a while, now I’m an even bigger fan!
Man of the year for me!
Hi Jim! Thank you so much for your videos and your Twitter comments last night!
Long time fan, and will continue to support you!!
Love every episode!!!! You are a true talent! Thanks for helping, getting us thru this damn pandemic!!!
Thank you kind sir! I can tell, you are a scholar and a gentleman! 😊
Darn you Jim Gaffigan. I have always loved your comedy and your acting (which is great!). I enjoy posting something and occasionally getting a heart sign emoji from you--I actually look forward to that. But after seeing your latest twitter storm I have a new found respect for you. Whether you realize it or not your words carry a lot of weight. I felt like you were talking for me and for other people like myself that often go unheard/ignored. Moreover, the fact that you felt it necessary to comment in such a forceful manner helps to emphasize the dire straights in which our country finds itself. Thank you again, Jim. Sorry about the long rant. Take care of yourself and your wonderful family. Love you. Your number one fan~GG.
Thanks for that message
Agree 100%
City17.76
Ah yes, Trump Derangement Syndrome. A concept brought to us by the people who thought Barack Obama was a secret Muslim, Michelle Obama was a man and wearing a tan suit would destroy America. Of course that’s all ancient history now that we have Q to tell us the real story.
🙄
City17.76 Screw Trump. For context, I’ve been a republican since Reagan and because of that orange bastard I will be hard pressed to ever vote for any republican in the future. The one good thing that’s come out of Trump being president is that it has exposed the true nature of MOST republican politicians. Jim was 100% right.
@@flip2trip , welcome to the sane side 🙏
Canadian Tire used to have an ad slogon "It's a LOT more than tires!" . If you're old and Canadian, you'll remember this.
I'm confused Jim is from Indiana but he knows so much about Canada did he live here before?
Yeah, I'm not Canadian
Maybe he does shows in Canada and looks out the car window
I’m Canadian and I remember 😭
How about “give like Santa, save like Scrooge” 🤣
Sir, I always liked you, but today you have risen to new heights in my eyes. Thank you very much for speaking truth to power. You have all my respect and admiration. You are a real patriot.
I'm so proud of you and your Twitter rant. I read them in the news. Also saw them in the news. Right on! Thank you for speaking up.
You're one of my favorite comedians.
Thank you Jim for everything you are doing.
Loved it!
thank you!
Very funny! Love all of your comedy, from a true fan!
Great compilation. Thanks Jim
Love your recent rants about Cheetolini! Keep it up!
And then I saw the hot pockets ad at the end of the video and laughed so hard I almost peed😂
Love this
You're such a rebel. Love it!
The Skymall groceries idea gets me every time. I don't know why it's such a trigger for me, but it literally gets me to tear up with laughter.
I’ve been married nearly 32 years and I thought I knew my husband.
Thanks Jim .... That was great
Thank you Jim for standing up for whats right and true in your tweets today!!
You mean what CNN tells you is right.
Jim, I don't think anyone has prospered more from this pandemic than you my friend! I mean your UA-cam channel has been crushing literally every day! I can only imagine how much your popularity will have changed by the time we can go back to REAL comedy shows! To be honest, I wasn't much of a fan cuz I thought U were too clean and kinda thought of u as a movie guy so I never gave your stand up a listen. Now imo you're the best standup guy in the business! If you do a tour please come to Maryalnd or close to it, I would LOVE to see you live!
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for your tweets for trying to knock some sense into some people.
I look forward to these every day. I live in fear of the day he runs out of material to compile.
I think Jim will age well and enrich us all as he does!!!
We love you Jim !
I was in between jobs and did checking groceries
I worked extremely hard and people would just watch me struggle when loading their groceries often putting heavy ones on the floor for me to do all the heavy lifting
Quite a sense of entitlement
As a Canadian I'm offended . . . with the hat, that Canadian Tire stuff was spot on.
Yes Jim, we love to watch you. We hope you keep up with the demand...it's real. It would be good to have real new material...not compilations of oldies but goodies!
We love you Jim!!!
You always make me laugh!
Thank you for your tweets about Trunp, you are so right!!
Thanks for making me laugh before I start my day!!!
You win Jim!!!! I just subscribed because of your RNC tweets!!!! I’ve always enjoyed your comedy, but I just graduated to super fan!!! I’m gonna tap the bell...what the heck!!! God bless you sir:)
I just unsubscribed. Used to be a fan.
Unsubscribed...career suicide is icky.
@@jasonstalnaker9682 Take notes of these people folks, nazi-ism is alive and well and right wing people are their sponsors
@@billydee4272 I hope you found the mental help you so clearly need
Keep speaking up!! Subscribed.
Just to show you it makes you want to watch it over and over again
ONLY jim gaffigan would have hilarious compilations of random topics😂🤙😭😊😙😀
I was gonna leave a witty comment here, but then I remember it's only YT comment section, so I refrained. Thanks Jim!
HEY JIM !!!... us Canucks are VERY serious about our tires !!!...
you've BEEN in Winnipeg during February... *HINT...
Canadian Tire is the ONLY reason MORE of us are not found frozen to death in a ditch two kilometres from home... ;)
@Dano Duncan Remember when Trump wore blackface?
@@billydee4272 jjjeeeezzzz !... he hasn't done anything THAT bad has he ?... :|
#presiDUNCE #CadetBoneSpurs #BunkerBoy
@Dano Duncan You should worry about your Prime Minister considering he’s an actual blackface racist...and JSYK, Americans don’t give a rat’s ass about what Canadians think about our President...but we do care about Canadians stealing land from Native Peoples.
@@billydee4272 lol !... you mad bro ?... I'm not a retard american, I knew who you were talking about bumboy... america is laughed at by the entire world because you have a #presiDUNCE who's I.Q. is smaller than my shoe size... ROFL !... #CadetBoneSpurs #BunkerBoy
@Dano Duncan He’s so dumb he got himself elected POTUS...thus becoming the most powerful man on the planet...and if that’s not the epitome of stupidity, I don’t know what is. And Americans don’t care what lesser countries think of our duly elected President...so your opinion means nothing.
This is probably the thousandth time I watched the Victoria Secret routine and it's still as funny as the first time. 🤣🤣🤣
😄😂 the tire shop guy 😁sounds like the Italian mafia guys😳🤣❤
Jim. Thank you for your honest comments about the current state of the US.
I know how easy it is for someone who relies on the support of the public for their living to say nothing at all.
We need heroes. Not all heroes wear capes. Being a hero is just being honest sometimes.
You can hold your head high.
I have no doubt you are losing some subscriptions right now. So have one from me.
Stay safe. Stay well and best wishes to you and your family.
So Agree with you 👏
Thank you for speaking up on Twitter, I know that wasn’t an easy call.
Just so you know, that hat is offensive everywhere outside NY, not just in Boston.
😂
As a Yankee fan who has worn that hat in most states the fake hate you get outside Boston is funny. Wearing a Yankee hat in Boston is an experience for sure (not necessarily recommended) but nobody can match that level of hate (in the sports world).
Good one, alanhyt79
@@TheSlehner21 yes, you are correct. I am from Boston....and we have a saying about what Yankees do....and you know what it is ;) lol
Go White Sox!
lol I like your standup, Jim.
What if I don't want to be notified? :)
Thanks.
Saw your rant in Twitter.. Love it! And no, we will not cancel you! Thoughts and prayers from Singapore 🇸🇬 😀
[in the supermarket] "exhausted from picking that crap out!"
yeah