The Dumbest Channel I've Ever Seen
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2022
- UA-cam, a website with endless possibilities, sadly. Today, we are watching one of the strangest videos I have ever seen on this site. Buckle up.
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gotta love how slenderman was like 6 feet tall and without any special abilities… why were they even scared of him at this point? let the guy wear a white morphe suit and a tuxedo if it makes him feel nice lmao
LOL
He’s after kids I think , that’s why so many kids are scared x am not sure tho , there’s that many stories
@@kellywood354 I don’t think kids like me who can just kick the groan also these are just fake
@our hero YES SIRRRRR
bro like jester beat him up for no reason
If you’re ever doubting yourself with UA-cam, remember there are several channels just like this one with millions of subs. Anything is possible.
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@our hero I have no idea of how potato wedges are connecting with Fake Slenderman in Real Life but it's better than nothing
Unfortunately it isn't possible to get millions of subs,you need to appeal to the right audience and if the your lucky with the algorithm and keep your content family friendly then you might just have a chance
After seeing this video my confidence has been raised by 30,000%.
@@AslgamingOffical aka it’s possible
The first guy: "Slenderman has this white face and suit, right?"
Me: "Oh my God, Slenderman works at my local bank!"
Slenderman is Pee Wee Herman?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god I'm slenderman
SSSniperWolf can sue for defamation
Please don't use God's name in vain ❤
I love how they must put "keep watching" on the screen because they know that they can only hold your attention with this nonsense for about half a minute, if that.
the fact that he needs to place "keep watching" in the video multiple times says enough
I thought I only noticed that
ya but the ducky us here to provide emotional support if you do watch it.
It's REALLY annoying. They don't need to keep showing that over and OVER. 😂
I can't believe this man has to put himself through watching endless hours of watching cringe UA-cam. I wouldn't be surprised if in the next week we would be hearing him in an insane asylum.
Can't happening if he is already on n one
Sus
He doesn’t have to. He chooses to. He does it for the people.
Money keeps you sane..
I feel like watching this cringey stuff makes me feel better about myself because I’m not making a fool of myself in that way. I make a fool of myself by just living but this is on another level
Slenderman is pissed because sssniperwolf doxxed him.
Lol
Naaaa
I’d be pissed if sssniperwolf put me in a video for more than like half a second
True
Lol
can we talk about how an average slenderman is like 10 ft tall, but these look like 5'9
Don't worry. He's just fooling them
“An average”?! That implies there’s more than one? Or that it’s real
@@garbagegremlins4707maybe…..
@smiley-xo6og my long shlong
He was actually around 6'5
imagine dressing up as slenderman for halloween and jester kidnaps you and starts hitting you with a gym mat non-stop
Rip slenderman
RIP slenderman's reputation.
Even if it was slender(it wasn't) evn if they could take it down WHY WOULD THEY TAKE VIDEOS OF IT we've seen it already now you can run XD
well I'm the kinda guy who would probably put all my strength into one punch just so I knock him out cold
Nowadays the video in the thumbnail would be called SSSniperWolf doxxed Slenderman
LOL 😂
10/10 I like this
Nah 💀
As an avid Marble Hornets fan who’s currently patiently waiting for Troy to release the next volume of the comic continuation, *this physically hurts-*
ik this is from a year ago but im debating linking the original video to him on tumblr
I Would Like To Actually Watch MH And EveryManHybrid But I'm Super Busy😭😭
It hurt to see how far this icon of horror has fallen
Are we all just gonna ignore that fact that “slenderman” is literally able to see and type back to their responses without having the ability to sight things?
ITs VeRY ReAliSTiC TruST mE
*Slenderman takes a dump on sssniperwolf’s head. Instantly regrets it*
dHaR mAeN bEa LiEk:
real
What if Sssniperwolf is the one who instantly regrets it
@@Monkmain no because sssniperwolf will then dox him
@@PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca good point
Man I remember when I used to believe this stuff when I was small 😂
yup
didn't we all
Me too 😂
I see you everywhere
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5:09 had me dying of laughter😂😂😂
2:59 No, thats W.D. Gaster? Slenderman is taller. Maybe gaster somehow lost his face and came out of the Underground.
I was listening to you without my headphones on and my grandma said she didn't like your monoto e voice. But it makes some of the things you say funnier.
LOL
I think hes got a great voice for a duck dont dis lol
If she hates monotone voices then I’d hate to hear about her reaction to MoistCr1tikal
Let her listen to Chills lol
@1min ago what’s finally here, YOUR FATHER?
These videos cured my fear of Slederman and replaced it with boredom.
Slenderman:✖️
Slederman:☑️
For some reason I can imagine you looking at your phone with fear then suddenly it hot replaced by bored kind of face.... I really don't know how to explain things
@@isaann6500 noncerman: ☑️
Slim-man:☑️
Slippin Jimmy: ☑️
5:14 I feel bad for that guy that was pretending to be slender man
2:22 wait... Open jacket, blank face, not attacking...
RUN! THAT'S NOT SLENDER MAN, THAT'S OFFENDER MAN!!!
No, that's IRS
Lol
If everyone who uses UA-cam got a dollar for everytime you see sssniperwolf in a thumbnail we would all be millionaires.
ok
Who?
Where's my money?
Nah bro, billionaires
7:28 she probably saw Shia lebouf in a morph suit
Good content keeps me a lil more sane not having to watch these absurd videos myself
6:30 its so obviously fake. You can literally see "slenderman's" face under the mask. they didnt even try to make it look real.
SSSniperWolf didn't meet slenderman face to face she doxxed him.
Doxxed him is wild
I wouldn’t be surprised if she does Dox him
I used to be genuinely scared of slenderman and because of this not anymore
I mean some one had to create the fictional creature. so for me its no scarier than a imaginary friend 🤣🤣🤣
@our hero ratio + L + 🤓🤡+
If you thought that was dumb I used to believe freddy fazbear would come in my house and kill me
L femboy
@our hero L+ratio+get gud+your a clown 🤡+touch grass🟩
5:04 I actually might have lost brain cells watching that
Slender man got his phone at Slendersung, and his wifi provider is fearizon
6:54 Slenderman wave check!
Yeah, I still can't understand how a guy calling his mom at 3am get too much views than an actually good/informative content..
Because of little kids
And the algorithm
0:25 Bro looks like a cheap Wall-mart Elon Musk. 💀
The beginning of the video made me think I clicked on the wrong video...
Are we really gonna ignore the fact that the 'slenderman knockout' scene looks so messed up?
I'm all for having a good laugh at the expense of views and subs, but let us not forget that the obsession of slender man led to 2 Wisconsin girls violently stabbing another girl 50+ times in order to "appease" this fictitious character. These kind of videos can be sending out the wrong message and are impressionable to younger audiences. I just hope an incident like that never happens again.
Thank you! I said almost the same thing in my comment..
I mean, they could have been telling the truth. Still a horrible incident, but they could be telling the truth.
You can understand by the detail of their face of how they are interacting into photos or seeing it face to face…
Which makes it 10 times funnier of faking their what they call “proof or Evidence”
1:26 Sniperwolf doxes slender man’s family💀💀
💀
😭😭
I remember being young and believing in all these creepypastas.
Ooof i could barely sit through your vid, I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it must have been to watch multiple of these bs vids. Respect Mr. Duck 🤘
I’m telling you, man, it’s not a good idea that weed is legal, now the overhyped UA-camrs are smoking the whole weed farm
They seem more like they're smoking crack to me
That wouldn’t hype them up more, it would probably do the opposite
@@starcrysis23 it would
@@Dovah_Slayern’t. You forgot the n’t in wouldn’t
5:29 poor slendy
i cant stop watching u august i gotta say u really do hit the spot and make me laugh A LOT "like Slenderman's wearing a beanie... when did that even get added to his wardrobe" had me rolling!
4:41 maybe he took it from his abductees
Those types of videos genuinely make me look at horror series such as marble hornets, everymanhybrid, etc. In a much weirder light.😰
finally, august included aldo in his video. i found out about aldosworldtv when i was 14 years old and kinda grew up watching his videos for years. when i was 18, i stopped watching his videos because he started to make these obviously cringe staged videos and lost respect to him. before that, he made these abandoned exploration videos and sometimes 'haunted' abandoned exploration videos which were fun to watch, especially before going to bed.
5:45 money
This reminds me of the "WE CALLED FREDDY FAZBEAR AT 3AM" trend. I didn't know this stuff was still a thing. Sweet mother of squirrels 🤦🏻♀️
Children are very impressionable. When I was like 6 or 7 I was terrified of an alien character from Discovery kids (yeah XD), so scared that I thought it would jump out of the shadows in the night
i just love how slenderman usually makes devices around nearby not work and static in things but i love how their screen didnt get blurry or something when they facetimed slenderman or their camera didnt get static when slenderman was standing like 4 meters away from the camera.
next up is mrbeast was kidnapped by santa claus 😱😱
It's surprising to see Slenderman still being a thing in 2022. Back in 2012, when Slendy was extremely popular, I built a Halloween prop of him. Used PVC pipe to make him stand about ten feet tall, and put him in a suit with handstitched extensions. Topped with a blank styrofoam head on a motorized pole, to make it seem like he was slowly looking around. Put a lot of effort into it, since my family ran an elaborate haunted house for the neighborhood every year. But even back then, only like two people recognized him.
Dude that’s a lot of effort. I’m impressed.
@@lioraselby5328 Thanks!! But dude, you don't even know. We'd spend roughly $1000 a year, just on new stuff. We'd build at least three new animatronics each Halloween, thanks to our "head mechanic." X3 We'd also throw up new mazes/scenery, since I was an art student at the time, and got great connections to volunteer their ideas. Plus, around a dozen eager actors were frothing to chew the scenery. Man, I miss it so much. It was the best night of the year-- But then Covid happened. 💀
The Freddy Fazbear LinkedIn joke had me laughing hysterically when I first watched this a few months ago...
6:21 "3 am is a bad time and you shouldn't do any thing at that time" I'm writing this comment at 3 am and nothing is happening
It only to scare kids
There's a UA-cam channel that makes non kids content that is ridiculous. Everyday minimalist. He collects knives. It's a decent hobby by itself, but he always tries to prove that he knows what he's doing. Like spending 10 grand on 2 tiny knives, about pointer finger length
Hmm maybe he's s secret serial killer whays the channels name?
4:19 bruh I used to watch those videos when I was little and liked it because it seems fun
With the backing track in the intro and how fast he speaks sounds like he’s trying to rap
How could I believe all of this stuff as a kid, I'm so disappointed😭
0:01 why did l think that was an ad?
Same bro
I had to make sure I was watching the right video lol
The thing about these types of videos is that they actually used to trick me as recently as like 2018, these people know what they are doing and they keep making them because kids will believe anything.
Wait, you believed things like slenderman is on snapchat? Lol
its sad to see how much slenderman has downgraded from being a urban legend looming in old photos to a guy you can call and chat on snapchat
I am so glad you are covering this. A bunch of washed up creators have made channels directed towards child audiences. They use popular children's characters and creepy pasta characters. Everything is ...blah blah .exe 🙄 so very stupid. My youngest gets these channels and videos recommended. Lankybox is literal human torture. I swear J Station is gonna start making 3am videos for kids. His blueprint is all over the place, but its kids stuff. These adults are making creepy content for kids, because they can make bank. It's not ok.
My brother watches Lankybox it is retarted
youtube in 2013: spongebob season 10 CONFIRMED!
UA-cam 2022: SSNIPERWOLF IS DEAD AFTER SLENDERMAN ATACK AND DANTDM CALLS DEVIL'S NUMBER AT 3 AM!!!!!!
why won't these guys just give slenderman his privacy bro 😔
#privacyforslenderman ✊😔
i put it on .25 speed and he's still talking at the speed of light. Im so sorry august for your pain
6:14 yeah I woke up 3a.m and got a leg cramp on this Friday 😃
6:43 yo did he get a fresh cut or something cuz hes rocking that beanie
1:46 this shit is fire
The crazy part is that these channels have been at it so long that the kids who watched them are in their late teens now… yeah don’t ask me how I know that
In the old creepypasta challenges people used to put effort to make them at least a bit creepy and legic
1:15 You know a youtuber is bad when they start their video like that.
Except actually good funny ones
Subscribe or death will be coming inside you
@@cookiechunks1236 which are really rare.
@@vilmavenla agreed
I love how these people keep a straight face, they are great actors
I remember watching those videos and having nightmares.
Slender Man literally has a toboggan on in the FaceTime
2:29 where is slendermans red tie
if he is going to lie to children he should atleast do ut accurately
You have the tie!
One I hate most about “Top List Channels” it’s that they always begging people for likes or (the most overused and most annoying thing ever) a spider will crawl into your bed.. these top list channels they think that people are dumb enough to know, WHO THE HECK WILL EVEN BELIVE THIS? AND WHO THE HECK WILL DO IT ANYWAY? This literally the most pathetic thing ever used in one of these channels, those guys in their top list channels are lazily Brainless
Like my comment or Slenderman will gobble your toes while you sleep 😱
The slenderman snap was someone PRETENDING to be him
Never thought i'd see slenderman get his shit beat 💀
Slender man is the very first thing that ever broke my sons brain at the right age, he was genuinely terrified when he was maybe 6 or 7 and it took me a while to snap him out of it and show him it’s not real and was made up not long before he discovered it
7:28 she’s walking in the woods. There’s no one around and her phone is dead
Out of the corner of her eye she spots him! _Shia LaBeouf!_
Bro lynxy be talking like he is trying to speed beatbox
Imagine being a fictional character and having your reputation ruined by adults who pretend you are chasing them and some other stuff
7:01 you can literally see his mouth
I love August
He watches something cursed every two days amd he's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very underrated💗💗
I just realized there’s gonna be an entire generation that is fuckin petrified by 3 am lmao.
ah yes the casual spinning your head a truly doctor-frightening 90 degrees while hitting the air in a gym pretending to hit a Slender man with see-through fingers, thats what i remember the description of him being.
You know in the future i really want to do one of these "3AM" videos but just go "oh look some goofy man pretending to be slender man, what you doing man?".
These videos kill me 💀✋🏾
I make entertaining videos , If it’s trash let me know
I subbed to you my boy 10/10 content I agree with your statements on face tats
Someone tell me this…when… when did humanity go so wrong… when did we abuse our intelligence to make stuff like this,mobile ads,and treating the same species unfairly because of the color of your skin,what you believe,and who you love. Whatever higher power you believe in probably looks at this stuff and says hmmm was making humans a good idea.
I believe in the Christian God, but I highly doubt that He’s looking down on us thinking “Perhaps creating humanity was a mistake.” If not for His creation of Jesus & His getting people to turn to Him for salvation, I’d be remiss if God just brought about the End Times already, kinda get this over with.
"like and subscribe or else this spider will be in your bed tonight" shows a traintla aka the most harmless spider in the world
the KEEP WATCHING text every 10 seconds is something.
I don’t know why but I laughed at the part were they beat slender man with a foam mat
I actually watched this channel and liked it, I now regret my childhood choices.
Slenderman: I have never met these people in my entire life.
5:30 damn slenderman got that bakery back there
5:24 Wtf was that? LMAO At least put some effort to your punches, dude. WWE is more convincing than this.
As a horror fan, I find this disappointing. This Lynxy guy does not know a THING about slenderman. First off, slender only abducts children in the stories and lore. He avoids adults almost completely. Second off, if slender did capture an adult, they would last a day or 2. Slender is almost like a father figure, which is why he abducts and stalks CHILDREN. Third off, he ain’t real and any person with a brain would know that! Sorry for the rant, this Lynxy guy’s knowledge on slender just infuriated me.
I know this is a year old but slenderman was never scary he was just made for the horny teenagers
Yeah I agree with you
Now I know to keep a couch cushion handy at all times.
The costume store I worked at years ago sold the slenderman full body suit doesnt even need a tux
Dude I don't know how such wack videos gets you up in the morning...now that's strength👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌
@our hero no it’s not
@Chad 007 🎵*no one cares*🎵
As a kid i was mostly afraid of the dark, and that's because i saw glimpses (completely accidental btw) of the original IT. I don't like clowns.
Is there a reason why you skipped the even numbers? I would've thought it was the video trolling us or something before, while commenting on #3, I saw the graphics for #2, but then you went straight to #1.
This isn't Slenderman, this is Slanderman.
1:13 makes this channel deserving of hate. I feel like going to their channel and posting on the next upload.