The Fakest YouTuber Alive
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- Опубліковано 9 сер 2022
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Props to you, August for sitting through that mess of Gollum's crack-addicted cousin turning into a cgi monstrosity. Lord knows I couldn't do it.
My precious
Why is crack addiction funny it’s a serious addiction people need to stop casually calling people crack heads the cia used crack to destroy peoples lives in the 80s
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August... I would like to formally appologize on behalf of these UA-camrs, making you suffer just to entertain us. We appreciate you.
Just wanna say something, your I think the 23rd person I've seen say the exact damn thing
Either your a box copying or a person getting copied
Fr
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@Vonteii I do
"I feel like it's dirty"
Yeah if I was a grown man, about to drink some kool-aid out of a baby bottle I would also feel pretty dirty and potentially criminal-like
Agreed
If this Jay Hills dude says the word "literally" one more time, he'll be able to argue for legal ownership.
Why doesn't this have more likes
The word literally means nothing to me anymore. The video August was commenting on was the reason.
This guy sounds so emotional that I genuinely believe he's being held at gunpoint
I was about to ask if this man is okay 😂😂😂
he looks like he’s gonna cry
@@kitkatyas fr somehow i feel bad dont ask how💀
Deadass
To answer the question about Toys R Us, they're still around in Canada and the Blue Jays hat leads me to believe he's Canadian. I would like to apologize on behalf of my country
He's from Ottawa. Don't know if that was filmed here but it DOES look like a specific location here from what I can see. Unfortunately!
Please do us a favor and keep him over there and us Americans will keep the Island Boys. We all have our crosses to bear.
Toys R Us is part of Macy's nowadays
@@icequeen917 Yep, it's definitely Ottawa. I know that area.
Same...
Sorry August, I can't sit through any longer listening to this literal adult man talk like a 5 year old. Giving you props for being able to sit through all of this. I stopped halfway lol
I made it three and a half minutes, that guy in the video isn’t right in the head.
I made it throw the whole video nice job tho
His audience is obviously children.Sad
he watched rugrats and copies Tommy's voice lol
Pedestrian: *passes by
Pedestrian: what the fu-
Jay: *baby noises intensify*
i love how he said "there's a spider on it" when it was literally a fly
no it was a ant queen
I saw that and I was just thinking: Well it’s confirmed he has had an accident in the heat then
Lmao he just says spider because it's more "scary" for kids.
That’s Terrible Writing For You
why does he sound like he could start crying at any given time during his intro?
also one quick tip, do not ever trust someone named jay to make 3am videos
Because it appeals to babies lol
Oh no the jaystation flashbacks
@@SteelBoii lmao
@Hermann[best channel] shush
Because it's for 10-year-Olds or maybe 2 year Olds
Here's a fun game. Take a shot everytime this dude says the words "Literally" and "Actually." Lol
No, thanks. I choose life.
Someone from an overrated Nick show wants to know his location. And don’t say which show it’s from.
Can you imagine being the worker who reviews the security tapes seeing this guy doing this
I literally heard every single of my brain cells screaming in pain while they were slowly dying off, because of the very stupidity of that guy's video.
I cannot understand how you can live through that and are still sane, August.
You have my respect.
Sincerely, Creep
couldn’t agree more 🙌
Me meanwhile:laughing to death
i just cant fathem that somewhere a grown man is doing this i just get my head around it and im glad that i cant because it means im normal
@@TR_GRIMmy husband won't allow our son to watch these types of videos because he says it's too weird that a grown man wants to make videos for children, while acting like a child lol honestly, I haven't been able to come up with any argument so 🤷🏼♀️ it IS weird, regardless of the gender. The videos aren't educational, and they're not necessarily pretending to be children, but more so being childish. Idk if I completely agree with his outlook, but I don't completely disagree either.
I got a headache from just the starting sequence alone, and i could genuinely feel my braincells receding while the video ran along
This guy took "return to monke" too seriously
I’ve never wanted to slap someone so badly in my entire life. Man, this guy is beyond irritating. August, I give you credit for having to watch this nonsense for us.
Can you imagine working at this store and u see this guy pretending to be a baby on the security cameras 🤣😂😂
He's sounds like he's in the verge of crying everytime
Yeah
Looking at his eyes, it looks like he is regretting every second of this video.
This is not good, they're multiplying.
The idiotism is spreading
Lmao ikr
I get the reference from one of August's videos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@KuromiScarlet5030 its a an epidemic....😧
When the royalty free scary music started playing, I immediately recognised it as the music Corpse used to use in his scary story videos. Instinctively, I expected his deep buttery voice to caress my eardrums. Instead, a hopped up on- sugar chipmunk began to prattle on about 3 am challenges. I will never be the same again
Buttery voice. Mmmmmmm
@@esko4198 i agree with your statement
4:35 "bringed it", eh? Well now it all makes sense, only a person with a room temperature IQ would look to Jaystation as a role model.
OMG! RIGHT! I was just about to make a comment about that bullshit.
August I appreciate the fact that you are willing to suffer for our entertainment
We all suffer with him
@our hero about what? You kidding a full grown hippo?
i could literally never be him like how do you not uh.. quit.. while watching *that*
o7 to this man
Im your 100th like
I'll always be curious what mental diagnosis these people would get from actual professionals. They're clearly undiagnosed, unmedicated, unsupervised and social media is only enabling their illness. Very depressing.
Tf are you talking about? These are just normal dudes with no dignity. Their only goal is money lol
These people are not mentally ill at all, they are doing this for the sole purpose of making money. I promise you the second the camera stops recording they turn right back into completely normal people.
@@GlorifiedGremlin he isn’t wrong tho, there are just some dudes who are too much to be considered “normal”
Yeah
I'm no expert, but I'd say he looks pretty normal, like it was already said he just has no dignity
“There’s even a spider on it”
Sir, you need to retake your biology course because that is a fly, not a spider
Thank God it wasn't only me that thought that.
@@incredibleflameboy I’m a nitpicker. I see some minor detail wrong I nitpick the shit out of it lol
This man smelled it, recoiled and described the smell as “baby food”.
What kind of baby food have you smelled that would cause that kind of reaction? Last I checked baby food smells like what it’s made of, like fruit and veggies. XD
Idk man, some of those smell like sin. The smell of pureed peas makes me gag.
It's got that real pungent aroma though, like you can smell crushed ness and amalgamation of nutrients ingredient mixture concoction brew stew broth jam puree paste soup
the meat baby foods 😣
That guy’s face is the scariest thing one could see at 3am. His eyes are on different continents
I also make content!
August is a true hero for watching this insanity for so long just for our enjoyment. Because of him we won’t have to ever watch these channels to know how absurd their content is
How can this guy actually live with him self after doing this embarrassing shit, that's an honest question.
I wonder if that guy could say the word "literally" anymore.
i think he lost all his brain cells from actually watching a 3am video
Yeah, possible.
Indeed
7:06 HIS FACE LMAO 💀 💀
To voice August's concerns about whether or not Toys R Us still exists, apparently a little over 400 new locations were relaunched in April of 2022 and they also have a partnership with Macy's since it helps them keep going and increases Macy's toy sales by up to 15x supposedly. So even if its not a lot of locations anymore comparatively there are still a handful yes
5:12
I am pretty sure this is a fly
1:08
tbh that was the best title I've ever seen
"Mom can I watch youtube?"
"No we have youtube at home"
Kidstube:
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1:42 his right eye is trying to escape
Felt physically sick. You really love us August to constantly yourself through this.
Bro I just gotta say I appreciate every single cell of your soul that you poison to bring us content, so happy to see you almost hitting that amazing one million
Yes we should appreciate him
"Mom can we go to the cinema?"
"We have things to watch at home."
The things to watch at home:
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 if ya see this idiot just report him
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 AUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 well "age" is just a word
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 EDP
another totally original joke that was totally funny
Fun fact; this guy used to work for ImJaystation. I’m somehow not surprised he’s doing this sort of content as well.
3:53 he’s probably Canadian because Toys “R” Us is in Canada
To answer the Toys R Us question; there is some that are still open depending on what state you live in and they're suppose to be reopening even more.
This UA-camr is actually in Canada, and Toys R Us has not closed down in Canada. So that’s why.
Imagine someone saw this happen.
"Hey Jerry? Why is there a person over there talking about.. Baby long legs? Who even is that-"
I also make content!
I imagine Dat lol, i hear weird shit sometimes at night while in my bedroom, I think I heard a drug deal yesterday lol
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS thats concerning-
@@CherriStan meh, it was only once, and it was quiet after...
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS THATS EVEN MORE CONCERNING
7:40 imagine seeing a grown man with a rotten sippy cup with red stuff in it and then saying mommy, I would call the police
Being considered fake, is a real slam on one's character.
I am 100000000% sure that this man-child has not gone through puberty yet. His voice made me cringe into the next decade 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🤯
His voice made me cringe to the next big bang
His voice has melted half of my braincells
His voice made me cringe so hard I'm pretty sure my arse just created a diamond.
“Faker than my dad’s love for me”-Ray William Johnson
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 STOP STOP STOP
@@randombonapartist what was it
@@simplistic9899 the man who said "Let's be honest we know age is just a number and those little ones can consent:"
@@randombonapartist sorry- i just saw that lol
Jay Hills sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from having a mental breakdown
I ALMOST didn't make it through that. If it hadn't been for you cracking on him I would've clicked off a long time ago
even though this "Jay Hills" guy somehow made my day worse, AugustTheDuck made my day better.
but really, AugustTheDuck is willing to suffer for our entertainment. this duck needs an award. 🏆
@Hermann[best channel] cringe bot
bro got his free video editing software and trying to make kids believe he's being abducted by aliens🤣 August, you are the most entertaining duck I've ever seen
as someone who uses a free editing software we do not accept him
@@FamineRoblox glad I got the family's belssing
@@FamineRoblox which one do u use?
There's a standing toyrus in Canada. Literally just two feet away from my house in an existing mall
Bro imagine a grown man thinking he could turn into baby long legs by drinking a fake potion out of a sippy cup he found outside a toy store in the middle of the night 💀
I’d sue that Hill guy for brutally murdering my braincells and criminally offending the society in it’s entirety, but after watching that i am way too mentally exhausted
I feel my neurons being slowly digested by stupudity
"OMG theres a SPIDER on it!"
Bruh, its literally an ant.
Actually it was a fly
He sounded as if he did the "talking to a toddler" voice all the time. I was really surprised when the "transformation" begang and I thought "Oh, it can actually get even worse."
Loved the classics you mentioned, especially the boss baby one which was my favorite of all
0:04 bro what 💀
It's Absolutely Nonsensical
The amount of times he says literally in one sentence is astonishing 😂😂
fun fact, toys r us is returning to in-person retail this year after the company filed for bankruptcy back in 2017. macy's will be opening toys r us stores inside its u.s. locations, including six in new jersey and one in pennsylvania
August needs a god damn medal of honor for going through what he has to entertain us.
LMFAOOO “he came to my 16th birthday party.”
Is it just me or is every channel with “Jay” in it bound to be cringy
....🙅🏽♀️
Jayshockblast. Look him up, he's pretty good.
Jay Williams isn't that bad. He does prison stories
Jaymoji is a good youtuber
bro use to the bendy first jump scare like 20 time and every time I want to jam out to bendy's chase theme
Sniffs the bottle: looks disgusted by looking away
Also him: sniffs again and makes the same face
I had a sad feeling I knew the name of that guy was gonna be Jay, never heard of him till now but still once I saw his face I knew it'd be Jay. Also August I give you all due respect for sitting through this ear straining stuff for our entertainment. 10/10 Duck
im sorry but I have to point this out, in this scene 5:41 it looks like his eyes are looking in opposite directions
you should see jay hills older videos like "drinking the money potion at 3am"
You know it's for kids when 3AM is spooky over just "Ugh, guess I'm pulling another all-nighter, I need some coffee."
I think he’s in Canada and we still have toys are us stores here
My day is always better when august posts 😭
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 no
3am starter pack.
1. Say “what’s pooping guys welcome to another banger”
2. Have a different dark web then all the others
3: waste most of the video on something
4: make videos on unofficial characters from something
5: have a cap
6: say “guys” every 12 seconds
7: have bad editing
8: use the classic horror shock sound effect
9: have bad acting
"actually" "literally"
The amount of times he's said that is giving me an actual literal headache.
The starting already made me lose my braincells. Thanks for the sacrifice you’ve made to make content, Augest!!
AT roughly 7:49 my mind just went wtf is this man doing.
4:07 My local Toys R Us still has the sign up
20th century : there will be flying vehicles and time travel in the future
2022 :
7:27 he need some milk
Lol fr tho
It wasn't even a spider bro
1:43
"Potion Seller, what do I need to tell you to get your potions?!"
Bro is definitely a time traveler
Thank you Oohgust for suffering for our not-so enjoyment.
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 oh my god
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 bot
Bots BRUH IVE SEEN LIKE 17 TODAY IN MY UA-cam COMMENT SECTION LOL
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 "We know age is a number" and so is 911.
He always sounds like he is about to cry
Yeh, it makes me feel nauseous just hearing it 🤢
Man sounded like he went for an audition to be shaggy but failed so he did this
This is a lifetime classic
New drinking game. Take a drink everytime they say "literally." If you make it past 5 minutes, you are a god!
I...just...can't! This is torture! I salute you August - you deserve some kind of medal for sitting through such torture.
He sounds like a kid trying to talk through tears after crying because they couldn't get a toy
"humans are weird"
spoken by a duck
agreed by humans and a goose
I’ll be honest 3 a.m. challenges hurt my cerebral cortex and makes me feel inferior to my past self when I listen to them August makes it more bearable cause he’s funny and tells the truth
I am losing my faith in humanity with every single word that this person speaks.
I think the other day while shopping, I saw a Toys R'us in El Cajon.
3:57 Toys r Us actually is still open in Canada and some other countries
If you ever feel negative or depressed, remember all of us love you and the content you bring us!
ngl back in the day I would have fallen for this shit and that's what makes even more funny to me
Exactly 😭😭
I thought about playing a drinking game every time he said "literally"... glad I passed. I would have died without a doubt.
The strangest part of this video is the fact that there seems to be a Toys R Us still standing
2:25 woah pause rewind
Ong
Wow the real veshermy
OMg VesHRemY
@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 I-
Fr
"And there was a spider on it!"
The fly scurrying off: "...bro act normal."
he looks like the budget version of the "WAKE UP" guy