Absolutely, how much you want to bet, because the more they fight the bigger orks get. So just throwing it out there. Khorne could at some time send tuska and his crew of at this point in time an excrement load of huge pissed off orks back thru the eye which would probably piss them off even more. At the spearhead of a 14th black crusade. I mean, having the means, thats the way id do it. Those orks have gotta be huge very well versed in killing stuff, and exceedingly pissed. And taking their version of paradise away isnt exactly going to make them happy. Ergo, ork battering ram
Demon meats orks for first time .. yeah I'ma kill you .. orks visibly happy as they yell and run at the demon to rip it's arms off .. demons can't handle that kind of crazy
"WHYZ NO DAEMONZ COMMIN?!! WHERZ'HE DAEMONZ?!!! WHOOOO HOOOOOO DAEMONZEEEZZZ!!!" - Tuska, annoyed at the fact that Daemons are scared of him, and that his presence essentially negates the need for a gellar field, whatsoever.
I suddenly had the thought that that's EXACTLY what Tuska the Daemon Killa would go around saying. "YOOO HOOO?! CHAOS BEAKIES?! SPOIIII-KY GIITS! COME BRING YER SPOIIII-KY BIITS! I WANTS TER PLAAY-AY!!!"
Jesus christ, those orcs must be at least the size of scout titans by now if they have been fighting khornes favored demons and (not so) mortal servants for all those years.
Considering how Orks get bigger and bigger the more times they fight and win and considering how Tuska and his Orks can never die due to Khorne being amused by Tuska and his orks and how good of a fight they put up, they will just keeping on fighting the champions of Khorne again and again getting bigger and bigger due to the orks gradually getting tougher and tougher over time fighting a constant horde of daemons and winning said battles and even if they lose they will just come back to life again to keep on fighting which will make the orks keep on growing. I shruddur to think what these orks could become from all of the constant fighting if they escape back into reality. Tuska and his boys will make Ghazghull look like a ratling if they ever came back.
My question is if Tuska and his boys are still affected by the power of the WAAAGH. Khorne-worshipping Orks exist in 40k, and they do get strong from his blessings, but they lose a lot of their Orky traits... for example their technology and the ability to grow bigger from fights the way proppa Ork boyz do.
The secret truth of 40k, is that the Orks have already won. "In the Grim, Dark, future of the 41st Millennium, there is only war." And that's all that Orks want. A good fight, and some variation now and then. And just look at all the different flavors of War that have been provided for them.
See, this is why people like orks. In the grim-dark future of the forty-first millennium, you have these guys: Who give no fucks, have no drama, and just want to get into a right proper fight.
Tanall yep everyone is all depressed and super serious, and then you've got the good old orks just having the time of their lives. Telling an ork he's going off to war is like telling a kid he's going to Disneyland.
Ork warboss travels through time after entering the warp for and arrives at the point he's was about to enter , kills his past self to get a copy of his favourite gun...
One time, I had a squad of Burna Boyz wiped out to 1 Boy who hid behind a bush. The enemy shot the absolute shit out of that bush with lascannons, autocannons, Punishers and pretty much everything the Hammer of the Emperor can wield. The bush held, and the Boy survived.
Bullshit, there no way Gork and Mork would ever unfriend one the best orks that’s Krumps daemons , Gork and Mork would be watching Tuska murdering daemons for all eternity with Khorne , on a huge warp couch while eating squigs and souls , sometimes getting of the couch to all 3 try to Krump each other
6:11 I find it pretty amusing that even vicious deamons that prey on almost every other species they encounter in the warp would avoid orks for their own well being.
Double-No, sort of. In the older lore, Orkz had some hilarious run-ins with Chaos. Khornate Orcs were tolerated as "dumb gitz mukkin' about" and got thumped upside the head for yelling "Bludd fer da bludd god" when charging. This is old lore, super-old lore. I'm pretty sure it's been retconned at some point, but if not, it's technically still canon that some Orkz fall to chaos and nobody really cares when this happens.
They fight because they want to, not to please Khorne. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement, Khorne gets an opposing army to test his daemons' combat prowess with limitless bloodlust, Tuska's and his boyz get a good fight that never ends.
steam has a number of Warhammer 40k and Warhammer games. The Dawn of War series is a pretty good real time strategy game and the writing for the orks is pretty good but Retribution has the best ork writing and voice acting.
I love Kaptin Bludflagg. Nailbrain: Teleporta's up and runnin', boss! Bludflagg: Is it, then? Tested it 'ave ya? Nailbrain: Well Kap'n, we'z low on grots, I'm sure it's fine, dough. Mork says. Bludflagg: After you den, Mr. Nailbrain. (Nailbrain teleports) ........I 'ave no idea if dat means it works. Oh well. 'Ere we go! WAAAGH!!!
@@DevixianTheOriginal WE'Z GIVIN DEM DAKKA FRUM OURZ SHOOTAS AND CHOPPY FROM ME'S CHOPPA! TELL ME DAT AIN'T ORKY, AND MAH SQUIGGIF'S EATIN' TONITE!! WAAAGH!
I find myself wondering if part of the reason tuska's bois were so effective at killing daemons was just pure bloody determination, or if they started believing certain weapons, say, painted with daemon blood or a certain color or through some ritual, could be made to be more effective at harming daemons and with WAAAAAAAGHHH energy doing as it does making those beliefs actually effective
TheDarkGenious An interesting concept...I’m also wondering if Tuska had enough boiz to make his WAAAGH!!! influence the warp in their immediate vicinity. Like, did they have problems with trying to find Slaaneshi daemons to kill (because purple=invisible)? Did they nearly get wiped out by one shot from a Lord of Change (because blue=lucky)? Did bloodletters start running around at the speed of sound when fighting Tuska’s band of merry boiz (RED WUNZ GO FASTAH)? Now that I’m thinking about it, the potential effects of WAAAGH!!! energy happening *inside* the Warp would probably be utterly fascinating to behold. If nothing else, it would definitely qualify as something to watch with a king-sized bucket of popcorn.
Does that mean so is green boyz after spending that much time in one of the most concentrated sections of the warp are going to essentially be running off raw toon town logic.
Would like to see Chaotic/AntiChaotic versions of Xeno armies. The Imperium has Grey Knights, why not have Ork Demon Killerz? Dark Eldar Muses, Hive Fleet Chronos, etc... (All Canon btw) And vice versa, Blood Boyz of Khorne. Nurgle infected Hive Fleet, Demon Prince Eldar of Tzeentch or Slannesh, loose Burning One C’tan Shard, etc...
deamons got be mindfuck by orcs. Not only they dont run in terror when deamons shows up, as any normal mortal should, but they are seams to be very happy about it.
Orks have every right to be happy. After all they always win. They fight an win: They win. They fight and die: Well it must've been an awsome fight so they won. They fight, lose but live: They can come back to fight so they won. ^^
@@KingQwertzlbrmpf "Orks is never defeated in battle. If we win, we win. If we dies, we dies fighting, so it don't count. If we runs fer it, we can always come back ter have anuvva go, see?"
+Miyamoto Musashi Ork HR would one be OR and two be full of complaints about not having enough things to fight, which would be swiftly solved by the ork taking the complaint beating the shit out of the ork that made it.
Then the imperium looks into the eye and be like: hold on, isn't that the ork we let in, he's still alive? Tuska looking at them with the biggest smile imaginable: Sure am boys, thanks for letting me through
Look, in this situation, the Orks and the Imperium are content. Tuska's boyz are happy because they get to fight for eternity, and the Imperium is happy because Chaos forces are busy with the army of immortal angry mushrooms to bother humanity too much.
i recently started watching your 40k stuff and my teenage daughter that thinks 40k is stupid but she loves to sit with me and watch your lore videos and sits and laughs her butt off so thank you for bringing my daughter and i a bit closer together. your awesome thank you Tim
Thank you for making these. I drive trucks around for a living and these WH40k Lore stories entertain me to no end! I have no time to play/read WH40k in my spare time usually, so thank you from Texas!
Ended up getting a couple audio books and paperback Storm of Iron (just finished it, was awesome). thanks for letting me know those audio books existed too.
darkshiv love from here bro. can't believe you read storm of iron, such a classic. amazing books come out now too, but they just don't make em like that any more. blew my mind way back then.
This is my favorite piece of Ork fluff by far. The fact that Khorne himself granted Tuska and his Waaagh! the Ork version of a happy afterlife for doing so well is just icing on the cake.
"Sir an ork horde have broken through and are headding for the Eye of Terror" "Don't ask stupid questions, clear them a path" "Sir?" "They...are...heading...for...the...Eye...of...Terror. It's like a mosquito to a bugzapper, would you smack it before it fries itself? no? then let them pass."
"Sir a daemon planet in eye of terror fallen to orks." "Wow, what the hell?" "Yes sir, im telling a thing" "You know, guardsmen? Let them be! Let them fight the daemons!"
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war Plus a few orks having the time of their lives fighting demons for the entertainment of one of the Greatest demons ever
Actually... they would probably be proud if they find and disassemble all those celestial fart gasses that call themselves C'Tan, since... ya know, War in Heaven.
2:55 I think I remember reading somewhere that orks basically just put lots of skulls and spikes and stuff on the outside of their ships to scare daemons away and thats their version of a geller field, and it works somewhat because orks.
This story actually made me happy. It had a happy start. A happy ending. Happy Korne. Happy Orkz. Happy genocide. Happy never ending battles. Tis a good story. I rate 8/8
Every mornin' is Krismus Mornin' for Tuska, and Gorky Klawz has put him on the "Gud Boyz" list. He gets to open gory presents in Daemon-shaped giftwrap forever.
Important question: Is the ork cosplayer you find at various sci-fi/fantasy conventions doing a very bad job cosplaying an ork, or a really good job cosplaying a digganob?
Y'know this got me thinking about how the Orkz are viewed by the chaos gods. Obviously, they're basically the apotheosis to Khorne. (they're almost more Khornish than Khone's friggin demons) Obviously they're anathema to Slaanesh. (no dangly bits) What about the other two, though? ForTzeentch, they're too dumb to be scheming, but on the other hand, their constant additions and improvements to their gear, vehicles, and even selves should make him happy. For Nurgle, they don't really seem to care much about enduring, and they're not very stagnant, but.... they're friggin sentient fungus, and they're so durable that Nurgle should be able to try out some heinous diseases on them without actually killing any of them off. Are Nurgle and Tzeentch neutral to the Orkz overall?
Tzeentch would hate how chaotic Orkz would be they don't follow a plan where every they land somewhere they fight. Nurgle would love them because of what Chopper said yet thinking about it they basically infect a planet with their spores which is something even Nurgle hasn't done yet.
Dr Chopper I initially thought that, but the more I think about it, the less I think Nurgle would like Orkz. Nurgle is powered by the desire of creatures to endure and outlast. He often gifts his followers with immortality. Orkz don't need nor want that. They're (basically) immortal naturally, and they care more about finding their next fight than they do trying to find ways to survive and endure. Their biology would make you think that they'd be right up Nurgle's alley, but their mentality seems entirely at odds with his ethos. And rather than look at him as a kindly grandfather who protects them, Orkz wouldd probably just think he was a pansy who relies on his diseases cause he's too much of a pansy to fight in a propa' scrap. ExeErdna I can see that point of view, but Tzeentch is powered by change, not just scheming. The very fact that they're chaotic and unpredictable would give him some amount of power, wouldn't it? Also, they're constantly innovating in their own orky way too. Their biology again is right up his alley. The Fungal life form that makes up orkz has so many varied species that come forth from it, that are drastically different from one another, and even the orkz themselves are constantly changing based on how many of them are around. (hell, they can be anything from tribal savages to a space-faring empire, simply based on how many of them are grouped up) Also, the Orkz are never a static force. Orkz would never get to a point where they'd stop expanding to try to hold their current territories, (imperial style) nor would they ever be content to just sit around banging. (like the eldar) An Ork controlled galaxy would be in a constant state of flux, which, again, seems like something Tzeentch would love. With both Nurgle and Tzeentch, I see ways that they could love and hate Orkz simultaneously. Though at the end of the day, they might both just default to hating them, since they believe the only real gods are Gork and Mork. (or whatever the hell they were called again) I think Arch mentioned in one of his videos that the Chaos gods might actually die if the Orkz were the only sentient race left in the galaxy. (or am I confusing that with a regular warhammer video?)
Remember, Slaanesh is fueled by passion, not just sex. Slaanesh is fueled by creatures having fun, being greedy, and generally just wanting more. I think Slaanesh would also be quite neutral to the Orks. No sex, but they embrace their passions and never-endingly strive for more of said passions and pleasures. A fight, to an Ork, is more pleasurable than reproduction is to even the Eldar.
Metall You have a very good point there; Hadn't considered that. It seems like almost all the chaos gods would be compatible with orks it one way or another.
wait so if an ork will infect a planet with their spores does that mean that each chaos planet is now infested with orks running around in the eye of terror. So we can have chaos mutated orks now running around inside of the eye of terror.
Bear in mind, it's in the Warp, so Khorne could just snap his finger and pretty much make the Ork infested planets go away. However, I would find it hilarious if he ended up being overconfident, and allowed the Orkz to breed in such staggering numbers that their collective psyche eventually allows then to defy the Blood God himself. After all, if the Eldar gods can make mistakes then so can the Chaos gods.
By the 11th Edition the amount of Psyche the Orks would gather will allow them to summon Gork but not Mork and Khorne will finally have a worthy opponent to arm wrestle
What an awesome tale. The best part is that, the bugger is still alive, creating an ever-growing WAAGH inside the warp itself. Careful what you wish for, Khorne.
I love orks so much. They hear screaming and go "Oh! A Party!!" I wonder if when a demon lands on a ship moving through a warp and see orks, go "Aw warp. Not again."
I can just imagine Khorne, bored on a Sunday, bored out of his mind of the Zerker Channel, Central Bloodthirster Network has nothing new on it, The Daily Bloodletter Show had reruns of the bad seasons and Juggernaut Planet became stale. But there is still hope, so he calls up Gork and Mork to get a couple of beers and watch the latest Tuska fight. Yes Yes indeed Khorne had found a way to pass another Sunday.
Well Lovecraft is a master of the so called "Cosmic Horror". The long story short: Some knowledge about old, ancient, powerful things is so soul shattering that it breaks your sanity. Because it makes you seem tiny in the grand scheme of things. This, being 40k isn't exactly the case, since humanity is... well... shall we say sliiiiiightly arrogant. Also decaying. But.. The existence of The Warp and all it's horrors could be considered Lovecraftian. On unrelated note: GOD DAMN IT ARCH, WHY ARE YOU PLANTING NIGHTMARE FUEL INSIDE OF ME?!
well he keeps getting killed and then resurrected like he was before. he has to survive over time to grow. unless khorne decides to make him grow of course.
I fucking love this ork...most of the other Orkz only wanna kill umies and that tends to get boring sometimes...BUT THIS ORK , THIS GUY KILLS DEMONS AND DEMON PLANETS And doesnt this mean he is kinda.....big and strong?? because ya know orks grow bigger through fighting...and uh endless fighting..?
If GW was good then in a later edition they'd make Tuska a living god that eventually escapes to realspace as a planet-sized Ork carrying his entire waaagh on his magnificent body.
that would be fucking hillarious, a planetary sized war boss. pls make this cannon. imagine the abominations the mekboys could build after growing for literal millenniums, everest sized fuck off ork titans and solar system sized warp faring monstrosities. imagine all the sub warbosses that grew under tuskas command during their time on the Khorne homeworld, they would be fucking huge as fuck too. omg cannon this pls.
Tuska in Finnish means pain, torment, and anguish. Combined with Tuska's personality, I wonder if the creators took inspiration from the Finnish stereo types XD
Since I didn't find a similar comment, I'll just leave this. Funnily and appropriately enough in Finnish Tuska can mean any of the following either in a physical or psycological context: 1. pain 2. agony 3. distress 4. suffering 5. affliction 6. anguish 7. torment 8. woe 9. throe 10. misery 11. fear 12. anxiety Truly, a name that an Ork can be proud of.
And on that day Khorne realized what all the fuss about a nice green lawn was. Sure he had to trim it every day, but that just comes with being a responsible citadel owner.
Regular, sane species in 40k when confronted by a Daemon of the Warp: "Help me! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!" Orks when confronted by a Daemon of the Warp: "ZOG ME! 'DIS LOOKS LIKE FUN!!"
Would have been quite funny if they had run into a Black Crusade coming out when they were going in, imagine Abbadon looking out from his bridge in total disbelief seeing the huge rag-tag fleet making a b-line towards him. ^^
My only question is what will when when the orcs outgrow their demonic combatants,it's all nice and games but what will Khorne do when the orks ultimately win.
Khorne can literally make more massive daemons to fight the orks. Besides what would be funnier is if he ALLOWED the Orks to beat his daemons and escape to the greater galaxy for the blood must flow and Khorne does not care where it comes from.
open the eye of terror and throw the now blood crazed and possibly chaos corrupted orks at cadia theyre gonna be awfully pissed they got kicked out of such an awesome place only to be surrounded by a bunch of weedy humie gits and then cadia will fall and become infested by chaos orks.
Gork and Mork come and kick Khorne's punk ass again and the Orks run riot in the Warp and material universe causing everything to collapse into nothingness and everything dies. The Orks then just fight each other until the last star fades out and endless entropy sets in. The End.
Honestly, I'm not sure what would be more entertaining. The looks on Cadias face when they saw orks hurtling towards them, or the relief ( and at least one guy fainting on the spot from said relief) when they saw the orks just got up and left and went straight into the Eye of Terror.
I'm thinking of the Imperium's reaction to a band of Orks charging through their defenses in the opposite direction and disappearing into the eye of terror. "Orks?... And they're going... In?...h...h-heresy..."
Arch , I thank you for all those videos you have been making for us and seriously your narration of the lore and history of the Warhammer universe if probably the most entertaining one there is, thanks a lot
I've always wondered: Why isn't every world encountering a WAAAGH! just pointing them at the Eye of Terror while describing, in horrific detail, the monsters that live in there? They could even offer them some weapons as a bribe/going away gift. The Orks want the best fights, whether they win or lose them and the Eye of Terror is the most reliable source of a good fight in the Galaxy (unless you can track a Tyranid Hive fleet). It's always seemed to me that the only reason the Orks are a serious problem is because nobody's thought of directing them to the other serious problems. Even if you can't convince them to go into the Eye itself, couldn't you just set them on a Black Crusade when it came through? A vast army of corrupted space marines, demons and near endless waves of psychotic cultists is like Ork Christmas - the Imperium could probably convince them that it's a great personal sacrifice to let a WAAAGH! fight it for them.
The only problem is with this reasoning you deny fun now in favor of more fun later. And Orks are simple they will have fun now and would thank the corpses for recommendation for future fun.
helldrake77777 to be frank: Grimgor was the only good thing about the endtimes. This fucker made demons shit themselves after a while when they saw his ship xD
The orcs are definitly the most cool and badass (and hilarious) faction in the entire warhammer 40k universe^^ And i'm also convinced that they will be the ones to fight it out with the tyranids in the end. PS: I love the way you tell the story. "strangely enough the various warp predators have learned to ignore the giant boat filled with batshit insane greenskins that use their kin as bludgeoning tools."
...you know, at this point I'm surprised the Imperium hasn't tried to recruit the Orks. Given the battles they fight it wouldn't be a terribly difficult sails pitch.
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The Orks are happy, Khorne is happy, his generals are frustrated which Khorne finds hilarious, everybody wins!
Except the generals of course
Absolutely, how much you want to bet, because the more they fight the bigger orks get. So just throwing it out there. Khorne could at some time send tuska and his crew of at this point in time an excrement load of huge pissed off orks back thru the eye which would probably piss them off even more. At the spearhead of a 14th black crusade. I mean, having the means, thats the way id do it. Those orks have gotta be huge very well versed in killing stuff, and exceedingly pissed. And taking their version of paradise away isnt exactly going to make them happy. Ergo, ork battering ram
Gork n Mork iz happy, which means wez all Orky!
Khorne chuckles in rage.
Cadia is happy as well, oh wait.
see khorne isn't a bad guy, he helped a little ork with big dreams achieve his goals
Jerec 12 best kickstarter-story ever
Nurgle is love. Nurgle is death and rebirth.
*LITTLE*
A really homie
1. Hahahahahhahah die Heretic
2.) HERESY DIE HERETIC
3.) ALL HERETICS MUST BURN!
Damn
These orks were so scary that warp creatures started to avoid their ships while they travel
That's pretty metal
me thinks orks be metal incarnate
The REALLY metal thing is that the orks were disappointed that the daemons stopped showing up.
Demon meats orks for first time .. yeah I'ma kill you .. orks visibly happy as they yell and run at the demon to rip it's arms off .. demons can't handle that kind of crazy
Yeah, and this is what happens when an ork goes all out Slaanesh:
ua-cam.com/video/Of5g8QyMM9o/v-deo.html
Needs a movie made of it, the soundtrack...by 5 finger death punch.
Tuska went to demon version of "valhalla"..and he's happy.
Correction: the Ork version of Valhalla...
John Whitesell let settle it as..CHAOS valhalla...both the red and green will happy.
So does that make this a chrismas special?
Orks worship Mork and Gork which are chaos gods.
It's fair to say either.
no, to WAAARGHALLA
"WHYZ NO DAEMONZ COMMIN?!! WHERZ'HE DAEMONZ?!!! WHOOOO HOOOOOO DAEMONZEEEZZZ!!!" - Tuska, annoyed at the fact that Daemons are scared of him, and that his presence essentially negates the need for a gellar field, whatsoever.
You know you are damn badass if you are going through the warp without a protective field and all the deamons go "Fuck no, not touching that."
He should team up with the DOOM Slayer to kill Demons. Maybe they'll have some Demon killing contests like Legolas and Gimli did with Uruks in LotR.
@@m3tr0id86 where you think tuska got the idea
@@theenderdestruction2362 Fair argument. Hell a hilarious fan fic that leads into this lore would be glorious.
I suddenly had the thought that that's EXACTLY what Tuska the Daemon Killa would go around saying.
"YOOO HOOO?! CHAOS BEAKIES?! SPOIIII-KY GIITS! COME BRING YER SPOIIII-KY BIITS! I WANTS TER PLAAY-AY!!!"
Just imaging that report, The orks are breaking through our defenses!! Wait, they're heading for the Eye of Terror? Just hold your fire I guess.......
if I was to describe Orks in one sentence, it would be your comment.
Jesus christ, those orcs must be at least the size of scout titans by now if they have been fighting khornes favored demons and (not so) mortal servants for all those years.
I think orks have a kinda limit
I would not show you The Beast, a ork so big he uses a baneblade turret as a one hand club
Actually, they don't. Orks will actually live forever if they don't die in a war.
Considering how Orks get bigger and bigger the more times they fight and win and considering how Tuska and his Orks can never die due to Khorne being amused by Tuska and his orks and how good of a fight they put up, they will just keeping on fighting the champions of Khorne again and again getting bigger and bigger due to the orks gradually getting tougher and tougher over time fighting a constant horde of daemons and winning said battles and even if they lose they will just come back to life again to keep on fighting which will make the orks keep on growing.
I shruddur to think what these orks could become from all of the constant fighting if they escape back into reality. Tuska and his boys will make Ghazghull look like a ratling if they ever came back.
My question is if Tuska and his boys are still affected by the power of the WAAAGH. Khorne-worshipping Orks exist in 40k, and they do get strong from his blessings, but they lose a lot of their Orky traits... for example their technology and the ability to grow bigger from fights the way proppa Ork boyz do.
happy ending in 40k is kinda rare
Every ending with the Orks is a happy ending.
The ork find a strange sense of bliss in the middle of ripping a mans arm off.
or in Tuska's case giving a squeeze
Green iz a happy kolor
AN' RED IZ FAZTAH!!!!
The secret truth of 40k, is that the Orks have already won.
"In the Grim, Dark, future of the 41st Millennium, there is only war."
And that's all that Orks want. A good fight, and some variation now and then.
And just look at all the different flavors of War that have been provided for them.
See, this is why people like orks. In the grim-dark future of the forty-first millennium, you have these guys: Who give no fucks, have no drama, and just want to get into a right proper fight.
They're a race of psychotic blood knights and space cockneys, what is there NOT to like?
its like the irish people of 40k
Tanall yep everyone is all depressed and super serious, and then you've got the good old orks just having the time of their lives.
Telling an ork he's going off to war is like telling a kid he's going to Disneyland.
Cody Connor Any screams that are coming from Da Orks when they see a Daemon is one of pleasure.
And let's not forget the fact that ork shit works because they believe it does and are gifted the lack of intelligence to think otherwise
And this is why I love Orks.
Fun to play as, fun to play against. Hilarious stories.
The space cockneys!
Ork warboss travels through time after entering the warp for and arrives at the point he's was about to enter , kills his past self to get a copy of his favourite gun...
@@acedegrey 'N' he shoot everrthin' dat moves 'n' duel wield 'is gunz.
One time, I had a squad of Burna Boyz wiped out to 1 Boy who hid behind a bush. The enemy shot the absolute shit out of that bush with lascannons, autocannons, Punishers and pretty much everything the Hammer of the Emperor can wield.
The bush held, and the Boy survived.
*Gork & Mork relationship status: It's Complicated*
_Khorne is now in a relationship with Tuska_
*Gork & Mork have unfriended Tuska*
Mork: Its not very kunnin.
Gork: Very Brutal tho.
Zog ....
Bullshit, there no way Gork and Mork would ever unfriend one the best orks that’s Krumps daemons , Gork and Mork would be watching Tuska murdering daemons for all eternity with Khorne , on a huge warp couch while eating squigs and souls , sometimes getting of the couch to all 3 try to Krump each other
Tuska never worshipped Khorne, he won Khorne's favor through sheer Orkiness
6:11
I find it pretty amusing that even vicious deamons that prey on almost every other species they encounter in the warp would avoid orks for their own well being.
7/11 Truther. They have a sense of self preservation. They’re just stronger than almost everything they fight against.
Pretzelbomb emphasis on almost
I always thought Tzeentch was the most interesting Chaos God, but Khorne seems to be a pretty good contender after hearing this jewel of a storyline.
Ask Arch to do a lore video on the Tzeentch demon "the changeling". He has quite the sense of humour.
Khorn cares not from where the blood flows so long as it flows.
Them Chaos Gods apparently have a sense of humor…🤣
@@zenmaster8826 i mean ripping the ball sacks of a deamon prince that thought he is abt to kill you is hilarious af
If there is a 40k end time
I demand that Tuska rises up with an unstopable horde of Orks and over throws Khorne
it'll be the only good part of it
No, Tuska and his horde become the only chaos worshiping Orks ever, and they act as the vanguard for Khorne's ground forces.
Isent there already kornate storm Boyz?
Nightcorerulz
No, I'm pretty sure that that was just something some fan came up with for a unique Ork army.
Edalwulf Bergmann Well read it a wile ago
Double-No, sort of. In the older lore, Orkz had some hilarious run-ins with Chaos. Khornate Orcs were tolerated as "dumb gitz mukkin' about" and got thumped upside the head for yelling "Bludd fer da bludd god" when charging. This is old lore, super-old lore. I'm pretty sure it's been retconned at some point, but if not, it's technically still canon that some Orkz fall to chaos and nobody really cares when this happens.
Happy ending: An endless battle between demons and orks with a perpetual daily slaughter to please the God of blood. Wow.
and the orks get bigger the more they fight so eventually tusk's gonna be the size of Godzilla food for thought yes yes
Marley Functional difference between godzilla sized orc clad in mega armor equivalent and a great gargant is?
They fight because they want to, not to please Khorne. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement, Khorne gets an opposing army to test his daemons' combat prowess with limitless bloodlust, Tuska's and his boyz get a good fight that never ends.
the orc is tougher
Never played an of the Warhamer games, but the Greenskin lore is hilarious from Ironhide to Tuskar.
steam has a number of Warhammer 40k and Warhammer games. The Dawn of War series is a pretty good real time strategy game and the writing for the orks is pretty good but Retribution has the best ork writing and voice acting.
I love Kaptin Bludflagg.
Nailbrain: Teleporta's up and runnin', boss!
Bludflagg: Is it, then? Tested it 'ave ya?
Nailbrain: Well Kap'n, we'z low on grots, I'm sure it's fine, dough. Mork says.
Bludflagg: After you den, Mr. Nailbrain. (Nailbrain teleports) ........I 'ave no idea if dat means it works. Oh well. 'Ere we go! WAAAGH!!!
I LOVE the ending cutscene for that campaign.
Orks are hilarious, just insult each other and say stupid shit in the games
@@mysteriousgamerlegend7895 And breaking the 4th wall on Dawn of War
The Orks will just keep multiplying in Khorne's world, until it is all green.
Honestly, with how much fighting that will cause, Khorns probably hoping for it. This is like getting a switch for christmas as far as he's concerned.
ORKZ ARE DA GIF’ DAT KEEPZ ON GIVIN!
@@DevixianTheOriginal WE'Z GIVIN DEM DAKKA FRUM OURZ SHOOTAS AND CHOPPY FROM ME'S CHOPPA! TELL ME DAT AIN'T ORKY, AND MAH SQUIGGIF'S EATIN' TONITE!! WAAAGH!
*infinite* iq
I find myself wondering if part of the reason tuska's bois were so effective at killing daemons was just pure bloody determination, or if they started believing certain weapons, say, painted with daemon blood or a certain color or through some ritual, could be made to be more effective at harming daemons and with WAAAAAAAGHHH energy doing as it does making those beliefs actually effective
TheDarkGenious An interesting concept...I’m also wondering if Tuska had enough boiz to make his WAAAGH!!! influence the warp in their immediate vicinity. Like, did they have problems with trying to find Slaaneshi daemons to kill (because purple=invisible)? Did they nearly get wiped out by one shot from a Lord of Change (because blue=lucky)? Did bloodletters start running around at the speed of sound when fighting Tuska’s band of merry boiz (RED WUNZ GO FASTAH)?
Now that I’m thinking about it, the potential effects of WAAAGH!!! energy happening *inside* the Warp would probably be utterly fascinating to behold. If nothing else, it would definitely qualify as something to watch with a king-sized bucket of popcorn.
Will Rogers That also means any Nurgling with even a tinge of yellow is now going to go off much harder.
Does that mean so is green boyz after spending that much time in one of the most concentrated sections of the warp are going to essentially be running off raw toon town logic.
probably a combo of both
Would like to see Chaotic/AntiChaotic versions of Xeno armies. The Imperium has Grey Knights, why not have Ork Demon Killerz? Dark Eldar Muses, Hive Fleet Chronos, etc... (All Canon btw)
And vice versa, Blood Boyz of Khorne. Nurgle infected Hive Fleet, Demon Prince Eldar of Tzeentch or Slannesh, loose Burning One C’tan Shard, etc...
"I'z Tuska Da Demon Killa. 'az a propa ring to it, roight?"
Daemon*
technically you are correct with "Daemon", but never bother with ork-spelling.
Peter Hacke its the one thing that orkz spell right. Daemon.
deamons got be mindfuck by orcs. Not only they dont run in terror when deamons shows up, as any normal mortal should, but they are seams to be very happy about it.
YEAH DEM DEMON LADZ ARE NUFFING BUT PANZIES DEY ONLY AIM FOR UUMIEZ UZ ORKZ UZUALLY END UP FINDING DEM.
Otto Laiho I'M YA ZOGGING WARBOSS YA GROT
bah, Orkz.
orks aren't mortal they don't age or die of old age they literally biologically immortal
well they are mushrooms after all....
More Lore is always good. Ork's being the one getting the happy ending basically sums up 40k. You're either merrily violent or you're dead.
Orks have every right to be happy. After all they always win. They fight an win: They win. They fight and die: Well it must've been an awsome fight so they won. They fight, lose but live: They can come back to fight so they won. ^^
@@KingQwertzlbrmpf "Orks is never defeated in battle. If we win, we win. If we dies, we dies fighting, so it don't count. If we runs fer it, we can always come back ter have anuvva go, see?"
Andrew Richards dude? You can make up orks gags or battle. They so dumb, they weapons it. What people don’t believe, the orks believes it works!
"A very dedicated and goal-driven Ork..." lol, somehow, that alone might be the funniest thing I've heard all week.
If orks managed HR.
Da' Boss need your TPWAAAGh! Reports by Monday... mm kay? lol
+Miyamoto Musashi
Ork HR would one be OR and two be full of complaints about not having enough things to fight, which would be swiftly solved by the ork taking the complaint beating the shit out of the ork that made it.
We need a Wh40 Hack'n'slash like God of war with an orc as maincharacter
My dream game.
YUS
Yes, or like a Cross-out with orks trying to make the best war machines
Just make it this story, but have him kill korne then finally boss battle is a 2v1 with Gork n Mork.
For once getting stronger by just killing things will have a firm grounding in lore.
"He took the Orks and transported them to his own world..."
This is truly Ork Heaven.
If something is impossible. LEt the orc do it.
Ork*
For the Waaagh
*Ultra Marines
*Ork not orcs
Oo's dis Tol-keen git, anywayz?
Ork*
If you handed an Ork a stick and convinced him it was a gun, that stick would never run out of dakka.
The imperium: you want to go INTO the eye?
Tuska: yes
The imperium while laughing their asses off and with tears in their eyes: go right ahead
Then the imperium looks into the eye and be like: hold on, isn't that the ork we let in, he's still alive?
Tuska looking at them with the biggest smile imaginable: Sure am boys, thanks for letting me through
Look, in this situation, the Orks and the Imperium are content. Tuska's boyz are happy because they get to fight for eternity, and the Imperium is happy because Chaos forces are busy with the army of immortal angry mushrooms to bother humanity too much.
1 days later..
*WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!*
"... monstrosity made out of tentacles, teeth, vagina with teeth..."
The writing script is golden.
i recently started watching your 40k stuff and my teenage daughter that thinks 40k is stupid but she loves to sit with me and watch your lore videos and sits and laughs her butt off so thank you for bringing my daughter and i a bit closer together. your awesome thank you Tim
Orks really do bring families together :,)
I know it’s been a while but I hope you two are still doing well
Looks like your daughter should have been late term aborted x3
Thank you for making these. I drive trucks around for a living and these WH40k Lore stories entertain me to no end! I have no time to play/read WH40k in my spare time usually, so thank you from Texas!
there are a number of 40k audio books and dramas.
Check out the Ciaphas Cain audibooks.
Ended up getting a couple audio books and paperback Storm of Iron (just finished it, was awesome).
thanks for letting me know those audio books existed too.
darkshiv love from here bro. can't believe you read storm of iron, such a classic. amazing books come out now too, but they just don't make em like that any more. blew my mind way back then.
I love these orc stories, fucking funny
ORKZ! YA GROT, WE DON'T FOLLW SUM TOLKIN GIT!
Mayby because as something so strong Khorne could instantly become a their favorite target for smashing.
WHATS YA DOIN TELLIN IM DAT? CRUMP HIM SO WEZ CAN GET BACK TO DA WARRRRG!!
Wasn't there an ork who travelled back on his own timeline, and killed his past self just so he could get two of his favourite gun?
thealiencommunicator yes
My favourite Ork story: That ork boss who somehow travelled back in time, killed the past version of himself, and got two of his favourite shoota
hol' up. What?
@@TsukimuraMidori Orks don't understand time paradox.
HELL YA! GRIZGUTZ
Then his wagh got so confused they agreed to stop having a wagh.
This is my favorite piece of Ork fluff by far. The fact that Khorne himself granted Tuska and his Waaagh! the Ork version of a happy afterlife for doing so well is just icing on the cake.
"Sir an ork horde have broken through and are headding for the Eye of Terror"
"Don't ask stupid questions, clear them a path"
"Sir?"
"They...are...heading...for...the...Eye...of...Terror. It's like a mosquito to a bugzapper, would you smack it before it fries itself? no? then let them pass."
Well imagine the mosquito living long enough and beating the shit out the bug zapper and having fun until it dies , that basically what tuska did
Didn't tuska take out a moon on the way in?
"Sir a daemon planet in eye of terror fallen to orks."
"Wow, what the hell?"
"Yes sir, im telling a thing"
"You know, guardsmen? Let them be! Let them fight the daemons!"
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war
Plus a few orks having the time of their lives fighting demons for the entertainment of one of the Greatest demons ever
Actually... they would probably be proud if they find and disassemble all those celestial fart gasses that call themselves C'Tan, since... ya know, War in Heaven.
The end sounds like a fairytale xD
"... and they kept dying happily ever after. The end."
Now imagine telling your kid that fairy tale.
And that is how it is in the grimdark future.
still a better love....nah..i cant do this anymore
ork fairy tails boyz
2:55 I think I remember reading somewhere that orks basically just put lots of skulls and spikes and stuff on the outside of their ships to scare daemons away and thats their version of a geller field, and it works somewhat because orks.
I want to see _Ten Habits of Highly fighty Orks_
Habit 01: Fight all the things
Habits 02-10: See Habit 01
Habit 11: Prioritze screamy things
Habit 12: Get MOAR DAKKA!
Habit 13: Gather Da BOYZ and make a WAAAGH!
Habit 14: In the rare ocassion you are not fighting loot everything you can. AND GET MOAR DAKKA!
"TOLD YA I KNEW WHERE DA BEST FIGHT'N WAS!!!"
This story actually made me happy. It had a happy start. A happy ending. Happy Korne. Happy Orkz. Happy genocide. Happy never ending battles.
Tis a good story. I rate 8/8
Every mornin' is Krismus Mornin' for Tuska, and Gorky Klawz has put him on the "Gud Boyz" list. He gets to open gory presents in Daemon-shaped giftwrap forever.
You know what we need to supplement this? A video dedicated to the best race in the galaxy:
Digganobz
Important question: Is the ork cosplayer you find at various sci-fi/fantasy conventions doing a very bad job cosplaying an ork, or a really good job cosplaying a digganob?
Do you speak 'bout the Wulfen?
Иван Лапиков *smacks you over the head with my power maul.* DIGGANOBZ
Alex Warnke yes, my master: they are indeed digganobz
Иван Лапиков GOOD!
Y'know this got me thinking about how the Orkz are viewed by the chaos gods. Obviously, they're basically the apotheosis to Khorne. (they're almost more Khornish than Khone's friggin demons) Obviously they're anathema to Slaanesh. (no dangly bits) What about the other two, though?
ForTzeentch, they're too dumb to be scheming, but on the other hand, their constant additions and improvements to their gear, vehicles, and even selves should make him happy.
For Nurgle, they don't really seem to care much about enduring, and they're not very stagnant, but.... they're friggin sentient fungus, and they're so durable that Nurgle should be able to try out some heinous diseases on them without actually killing any of them off.
Are Nurgle and Tzeentch neutral to the Orkz overall?
orks don't age so they never die of old age so nurgle probably likes them.
Tzeentch would hate how chaotic Orkz would be they don't follow a plan where every they land somewhere they fight. Nurgle would love them because of what Chopper said yet thinking about it they basically infect a planet with their spores which is something even Nurgle hasn't done yet.
Dr Chopper I initially thought that, but the more I think about it, the less I think Nurgle would like Orkz. Nurgle is powered by the desire of creatures to endure and outlast. He often gifts his followers with immortality. Orkz don't need nor want that. They're (basically) immortal naturally, and they care more about finding their next fight than they do trying to find ways to survive and endure.
Their biology would make you think that they'd be right up Nurgle's alley, but their mentality seems entirely at odds with his ethos. And rather than look at him as a kindly grandfather who protects them, Orkz wouldd probably just think he was a pansy who relies on his diseases cause he's too much of a pansy to fight in a propa' scrap.
ExeErdna I can see that point of view, but Tzeentch is powered by change, not just scheming. The very fact that they're chaotic and unpredictable would give him some amount of power, wouldn't it? Also, they're constantly innovating in their own orky way too. Their biology again is right up his alley. The Fungal life form that makes up orkz has so many varied species that come forth from it, that are drastically different from one another, and even the orkz themselves are constantly changing based on how many of them are around. (hell, they can be anything from tribal savages to a space-faring empire, simply based on how many of them are grouped up)
Also, the Orkz are never a static force. Orkz would never get to a point where they'd stop expanding to try to hold their current territories, (imperial style) nor would they ever be content to just sit around banging. (like the eldar) An Ork controlled galaxy would be in a constant state of flux, which, again, seems like something Tzeentch would love.
With both Nurgle and Tzeentch, I see ways that they could love and hate Orkz simultaneously.
Though at the end of the day, they might both just default to hating them, since they believe the only real gods are Gork and Mork. (or whatever the hell they were called again) I think Arch mentioned in one of his videos that the Chaos gods might actually die if the Orkz were the only sentient race left in the galaxy. (or am I confusing that with a regular warhammer video?)
Remember, Slaanesh is fueled by passion, not just sex. Slaanesh is fueled by creatures having fun, being greedy, and generally just wanting more.
I think Slaanesh would also be quite neutral to the Orks. No sex, but they embrace their passions and never-endingly strive for more of said passions and pleasures. A fight, to an Ork, is more pleasurable than reproduction is to even the Eldar.
Metall You have a very good point there; Hadn't considered that.
It seems like almost all the chaos gods would be compatible with orks it one way or another.
If the Imperil was smart, they would put up posters offering free travel to the eye or terror & Cake.
How the Imperim solves the Greenskins problem:
Tell them the Eye of Terror has the best fights in the Galaxy.
The idea of Khorne laughing his ass off watching an Orc wasting away his demon generals is.... hilarious.
wait so if an ork will infect a planet with their spores does that mean that each chaos planet is now infested with orks running around in the eye of terror. So we can have chaos mutated orks now running around inside of the eye of terror.
Seth Prescott Except orks are really hard to corrupt because they ain't got time to be influenced by warp energies n shiet
Bear in mind, it's in the Warp, so Khorne could just snap his finger and pretty much make the Ork infested planets go away.
However, I would find it hilarious if he ended up being overconfident, and allowed the Orkz to breed in such staggering numbers that their collective psyche eventually allows then to defy the Blood God himself. After all, if the Eldar gods can make mistakes then so can the Chaos gods.
By the 11th Edition the amount of Psyche the Orks would gather will allow them to summon Gork but not Mork and Khorne will finally have a worthy opponent to arm wrestle
god I wish tuska had a official mini... bet he would have stats worthy of Big E himself.
love this ork lol
What an awesome tale.
The best part is that, the bugger is still alive, creating an ever-growing WAAGH inside the warp itself.
Careful what you wish for, Khorne.
I love orks so much. They hear screaming and go "Oh! A Party!!" I wonder if when a demon lands on a ship moving through a warp and see orks, go "Aw warp. Not again."
"And unfortunately for the demon prince, an adamantium nutsack was not one of the many gifts khorne had bestowed upon him"
-Arch 2016
talk about busting someone's balls
Should have worked for slaanesh
"But yoo can call me Tuska da Daemon Killa! 'as a nice ring ta it, don't ya' fink?"
I can just imagine Khorne, bored on a Sunday, bored out of his mind of the Zerker Channel, Central Bloodthirster Network has nothing new on it, The Daily Bloodletter Show had reruns of the bad seasons and Juggernaut Planet became stale. But there is still hope, so he calls up Gork and Mork to get a couple of beers and watch the latest Tuska fight.
Yes
Yes indeed
Khorne had found a way to pass another Sunday.
That Demon must have been kicking himself for picking Flaming Claws as his warp blessing, instead of the Gunmetal Gonads option.
It was a **CRUSHING** defeat
This is one of the best thing I have ever heard in the 40k
15:27 Well thanks for putting that image in my head, Arch.
and forest made from wood that spit white goo in the sky.
would made for lovely building materials.
DEAR GOD WHY!
Honestly, that whole planet sounds oddly Lovecraftian to me for some reason.
old gods, demons with tentacles and more of this stuff.
Warhammer has a LOT of lovecraft stuff in it.
Well Lovecraft is a master of the so called "Cosmic Horror". The long story short: Some knowledge about old, ancient, powerful things is so soul shattering that it breaks your sanity. Because it makes you seem tiny in the grand scheme of things.
This, being 40k isn't exactly the case, since humanity is... well... shall we say sliiiiiightly arrogant. Also decaying.
But.. The existence of The Warp and all it's horrors could be considered Lovecraftian.
On unrelated note: GOD DAMN IT ARCH, WHY ARE YOU PLANTING NIGHTMARE FUEL INSIDE OF ME?!
Wonderfull! Thinking about it in relation to the Ullanor Orks, Tuska became probably around 10 to 20 meters high :D
well he keeps getting killed and then resurrected like he was before. he has to survive over time to grow. unless khorne decides to make him grow of course.
I fucking love this ork...most of the other Orkz only wanna kill umies and that tends to get boring sometimes...BUT THIS ORK , THIS GUY KILLS DEMONS AND DEMON PLANETS
And doesnt this mean he is kinda.....big and strong?? because ya know orks grow bigger through fighting...and uh endless fighting..?
Tuska is probably gynormous by now, seeing as he is fighting greater daemons on khornes own planet. Probably around squiggoth size.
he has been there for 654 years
If GW was good then in a later edition they'd make Tuska a living god that eventually escapes to realspace as a planet-sized Ork carrying his entire waaagh on his magnificent body.
that would be fucking hillarious, a planetary sized war boss. pls make this cannon. imagine the abominations the mekboys could build after growing for literal millenniums, everest sized fuck off ork titans and solar system sized warp faring monstrosities. imagine all the sub warbosses that grew under tuskas command during their time on the Khorne homeworld, they would be fucking huge as fuck too. omg cannon this pls.
Nigra Gigra it is.
Tuska in Finnish means pain, torment, and anguish. Combined with Tuska's personality, I wonder if the creators took inspiration from the Finnish stereo types XD
Tuska's waaagh vs Finland
Yes, and there is even festival in his honor in Helsinki. Tuska Festival.
So this is just the space version of Grimgor Ironhide... I'm down
This is the first warhammer lore video I have ever watched. Which led me to loving the series and playing games set in 40k. Thanks arch!
Since I didn't find a similar comment, I'll just leave this.
Funnily and appropriately enough in Finnish Tuska can mean any of the following either in a physical or psycological context:
1. pain
2. agony
3. distress
4. suffering
5. affliction
6. anguish
7. torment
8. woe
9. throe
10. misery
11. fear
12. anxiety
Truly, a name that an Ork can be proud of.
And on that day Khorne realized what all the fuss about a nice green lawn was. Sure he had to trim it every day, but that just comes with being a responsible citadel owner.
That ending was...Beautiful.
"They murdered each other, and lived happily, ever after..." only in 40K...
for those who dont know ork gellar fields are spikes on a ship that (because orks) work
I would like to imagine Khorne, Khaine, Gork, and Mork are all pals who enjoy occasionally stabbing one another.
*When you're so good at letting the Blood FLOW that Khorne actually CARES that your blood isn't the one flowing*
My favorite Arch videos. Love the lore series!
This is my favorite Arch video. Please do more orc videos!
Years later and I still come back to listen to this sucker when I need a mood pick-me-up.
A heartwarming story... Almost cried.
Best 40k story I've ever heard
TF2 Soldier vs warhammer.
i think Doomguy would love to team up with this ork.
Good sir, I must say that you have a talent for writing and telling extremely funny stories. Awesome stuff and I salute you.
21:54 when you have the same humor as a chaos god....
Literally every metaphor you use is the best.
Oh man Orks must LOVE Slaaneshi daemons.
"LOOKIT ALL DOZE TEEF BOYZ. WEZ GONNA BE RICH!"
So brilliantly narrated, thanks a lot!! I just kept laughing all over the episode, thanks for producing such great content
Regular, sane species in 40k when confronted by a Daemon of the Warp: "Help me! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!"
Orks when confronted by a Daemon of the Warp: "ZOG ME! 'DIS LOOKS LIKE FUN!!"
it's "let", not "lett".
it's let ... not lett
LET NOT LETT
I CAN'T TAKE THIS HERESY.
HERESY HERESY
CALL THE INQUISITOR
*runs away screaming*
*clubs over head*
HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!
*****
Well now I feel bad for making a less than medicore joke. Thanks, appreciate it.
He squished his bollucks?
Fucksake. Tuska is a beast.
Thanks again for your hard work Arch. Always appreciated.
Would have been quite funny if they had run into a Black Crusade coming out when they were going in, imagine Abbadon looking out from his bridge in total disbelief seeing the huge rag-tag fleet making a b-line towards him. ^^
Thumb up for Arch. Support people who deliver real content.
Its the one story in W40K that can end with an "Thats all folks!"
Is it a intended that they chose this name "Tuska" for this ork since "tuska" means agony or pain in finnish. :)
We even have a festival dedicated to metal music which is called "Tuska". :D
I'd believe it, after all there is a planet named Krieg which is German for war.
Yeah, it's more like "agony".....pain would be "kipu" I'd say O_o
And he certainly causes both of those things to the demons he fights.
“Tuska” might be a reference to “Tusk”
My only question is what will when when the orcs outgrow their demonic combatants,it's all nice and games but what will Khorne do when the orks ultimately win.
Khorne can literally make more massive daemons to fight the orks. Besides what would be funnier is if he ALLOWED the Orks to beat his daemons and escape to the greater galaxy for the blood must flow and Khorne does not care where it comes from.
open the eye of terror and throw the now blood crazed and possibly chaos corrupted orks at cadia theyre gonna be awfully pissed they got kicked out of such an awesome place only to be surrounded by a bunch of weedy humie gits and then cadia will fall and become infested by chaos orks.
Gork and Mork come and kick Khorne's punk ass again and the Orks run riot in the Warp and material universe causing everything to collapse into nothingness and everything dies. The Orks then just fight each other until the last star fades out and endless entropy sets in. The End.
I just imagine one ork nob somehow making it to glimpse upon Khorne sitting on his throne before calling him a grot and shooting at him.
That's when Khorne challenges Tuska personally to a duel to the death.
Honestly, I'm not sure what would be more entertaining. The looks on Cadias face when they saw orks hurtling towards them, or the relief ( and at least one guy fainting on the spot from said relief) when they saw the orks just got up and left and went straight into the Eye of Terror.
The most poetic 40K lore I've heard.
Great story, thanks.
If Tuska kept on fighting and growing, I would imagine him being the size of an imperial knight at this point
An adamantium nutsack was not one of Korn's many gifts. I lost my shit laughing when I heard that
I wonder why its only tuska’s band in the eye, surely more orcs have herd about it by now.
I'm thinking of the Imperium's reaction to a band of Orks charging through their defenses in the opposite direction and disappearing into the eye of terror. "Orks?... And they're going... In?...h...h-heresy..."
Arch , I thank you for all those videos you have been making for us and seriously your narration of the lore and history of the Warhammer universe if probably the most entertaining one there is, thanks a lot
I've always wondered: Why isn't every world encountering a WAAAGH! just pointing them at the Eye of Terror while describing, in horrific detail, the monsters that live in there? They could even offer them some weapons as a bribe/going away gift.
The Orks want the best fights, whether they win or lose them and the Eye of Terror is the most reliable source of a good fight in the Galaxy (unless you can track a Tyranid Hive fleet).
It's always seemed to me that the only reason the Orks are a serious problem is because nobody's thought of directing them to the other serious problems.
Even if you can't convince them to go into the Eye itself, couldn't you just set them on a Black Crusade when it came through? A vast army of corrupted space marines, demons and near endless waves of psychotic cultists is like Ork Christmas - the Imperium could probably convince them that it's a great personal sacrifice to let a WAAAGH! fight it for them.
The only problem is with this reasoning you deny fun now in favor of more fun later. And Orks are simple they will have fun now and would thank the corpses for recommendation for future fun.
@@DavidLanin Not if Yarrick leads the negotiations ,they consider him a ork warboss and respect him a lot.
Thank you Arch, you had me howling with laughter. We be demandingz moar Ork talez liek dis!
Ah, Okrs. I absolutely adore these little green goofballs. And this gentleman is quite the spectacle. Not as much as Grimgor, but he sure is awesome.
helldrake77777 to be frank: Grimgor was the only good thing about the endtimes. This fucker made demons shit themselves after a while when they saw his ship xD
The orcs are definitly the most cool and badass (and hilarious) faction in the entire warhammer 40k universe^^
And i'm also convinced that they will be the ones to fight it out with the tyranids in the end.
PS: I love the way you tell the story. "strangely enough the various warp predators have learned to ignore the giant boat filled with batshit insane greenskins that use their kin as bludgeoning tools."
I love how a happy ending in 40K is literally never-ending death and destruction.
...you know, at this point I'm surprised the Imperium hasn't tried to recruit the Orks. Given the battles they fight it wouldn't be a terribly difficult sails pitch.
They hire the Blood Axes sometimes.