I remember one post of a guy saying "if a man pulls out a umbrella during rain instead of thugging it out he is gay" and one person responded "you are the one being wet in front of a man".
10. Having female friends that you are not interested in having sex with. Sorry to all the women out there, but I guess we ain’t allowed to be friends unless we take the next step. 11. Spend time with said female friends. My dudes, is it gay to be a good friend? 13. Have too many female friends. Bro wha- 14. Have too many male friends. SO WE JUST GAY EITHER WAY BRO!?
My favourite thing is that they’ll say that any woman who has muscles ‘might as well be a man’, but will absolutely _insist_ that no matter how feminine a guy looks, it’s still a man, no matter what.
Yeah its weird how its the same people who say trans will never be a real 'x' and are just dressing up are the same ones who see a dude in a skirt, or a buff chick, and lose their minds saying theyve lost man/woman privilleges and fail to be a man/woman. Like have some consistently, its one or the other lol
This entire ordeal reminds of the person on Twitter who said liking lemonade wasn’t for men, so someone deadass became non-binary and had their name as “non-binary lemonade lover” and I think that’s beautiful personally
I will never not love how “Alpha males” say that everyone around them is a snowflake and can’t take jokes, but the second you correct them on something they do wrong they throw every insult in the book at you before crying to their friends that someone “attacked” them
That's why it is literally impossible for me to take anyone like that seriously. Their whole ideology can just be boiled down as "I am wildly insecure about my body and my sexuality and that makes me feel the need to lash out at others and insult them to make myself feel better."
as a woman, it's good to hear that being attracted to women is not gay. people were starting to tell me i am gay, but now whenever they call me that, I'll just show them this video!
if you really think abt it dating men is the most alpha male thing you can do sigma males hate anything remotely feminine or related to women so if you date a man you are just enhancing your masculinity
I remember in middle school people assumed I was gay just because I was never in a straight relationship. Then, I soon as I'd say I wasn't gay, they'll try to gaslight me saying it's ok to be gay and that I don't have to hide it anymore. Crazy Edit: I can't tell if y'all joking or not with some these replies. I'm not gay guys 😅 Edit 2: Y'all funny bruh
That whole muscle girl one actually straight up confused me, because using that logic it’s not gay for a man to be attracted to a guy wearing makeup, a dress and high heels Edit: 3k likes holy crap that’s my first thanks guys
@@Toonarii for real like there are definitely behaviours that can indicate a man’s homosexuality but liking girls with abs, large biceps and muscular thighs ain’t one of ‘em 😅😅😂
It just comes from insecurity. Men who think wanting a strong woman is gay are just insecure. They want to be the protectors but are too insecure to be the protector.
Going by their logic "it's gay to see/have a clean ass/be safe/enjoy your life" I'm really thankful to be a prosperous gay man, I hope the straights heal and get well soon bc they are not ok rn
As a girl, I feel like a lot of guys vocally put down anything seen as feminine to mask their own insecurity of not being manly enough. Like no, washing your ass is not gay. Washing your FACE is also not gay. Moisturizing your face is not gay. Painting your nails is not gay. Any form of expression outside of hypermasculine expression is seen as gay. It's so weird to me. Everytime we pass by the shoe store, my boyfriend always complains that girls get a ton of cool shoe designs and guys are either limited to sneakers or like, loafers. Nothing in between. No diversity, no expression, just one or the other. Literal colors are seen as gay. It's insane to me lmao.
people do say that. women are out here getting std's from their bf/husbands becaue they are rancid and dirty, it's depressing as heck. @chandllerburse737
@chandllerburse737 Maybe not face but I've seen people say that shit about cleaning their ass and every time it has happened said person would be bullied into oblivion which I think is a good sign that we're at least doing something right.
I swear it's only a very specific subset of guys that do this. Nobody I'm friends with, for example, even though it's not like I choose my friends based on this. I just think it's silly.
as a gay guy, watching the straights tie themselves up into knots about what does or does not make you gay is incredibly funny. god forbid a woman be even slightly muscular. these are the same types of people who claim they can spot a trans woman from a mile away too
these are secretly gay guys that are in denial and try to reflect theyre insecurities onto outher people, its the most rational answer i can come up with...
@@Toonariiwhy do they think women do squats all the time at the gym? Gym girls are going to be hot 9 times out of ten. Gee its almost like working out makes you conventionally attractive.
@@FoxInnaHatsport to break it to you but eating Italian food is super duper gay. Only roaringly heterosexual men eat raw meat and nothing else every day
As a bisexual this has forced me to be doing everything and nothing in a state of quantum superposition edit: someone please make it normal to do things my head hurts
Obviously it's feminists' fault that men are depressed, even though the shit that makes men depressed is because of societal expectations of men that weren't written or enforced by feminists... but trust me if we shit on women seeking equality more that'd definitely make us men more free to be miserable and lonely.
I personally don’t know what my sexuality is but I get repulsed, uncomfortable and insecure every time after I violate my little buddy down there to lesbian adjacent porn but I am more comfortable with gay adjacent porn.
People see men and women as something completely different, when we are the same. I cannot wait for people to realize that everyone can do as they please and be who they want to be without the fear of being made fun of.
the gender binary is a bunch of bullshit. like why is it necessary to have gender norms in ANY society. it’s an archaic and regressive way of thinking and inhibits any advancements we can see as living beings
I decided to look though the list for fun, and most of them were pretty stupid and otherwise impossible statements for a “Masculine Man”. But one of them stood out to me. 915: Be Homophobic This is likely the most correct statement in the entire list. Being homophobic does make you a less masculine man, and in an ironic twist is demonstrated by the hilariously long list of traits that dictate that you are gay or queer or however you want to put it. It’s kind of sad but also hopeful that such a statement managed to make its way onto the list.
OK. Let's not call it a phobia, OK? So-called "homophobes" are not scared of gays, they're disgusted by them. They're disgusted by sodomy(buggery), because the anus is an exit-only hole. Now, I've never understood how disliking anal sex and those who practice it makes you less masculine. Explain. How on earth does disliking such a disgusting poo-on-dick act make you any less masculine. Explain it to me.
And a lot of homophobia is just projecting. How many pastors preaching about the wickedness of homosexuality have been found in a guy or with a guy in them
As a tomboy, *thank you!* I'm so tired of people telling me "only man bun having metrosexuals like masculine women, if you don't act like a chaste Christian submissive wife and wear dresses and pearls you'll only attract women" And the worst part is I'm into country dudes with cute accents. So everyone is obsessed with telling me "wah your Outback guys aren't gonna like you waaaah they're so obsessed with being heterosexual they won't let you emasculate them" Like bruh I'm pretty sure rural Australian guys- who literally live in one of the most hostile environments on Earth- are a lot more comfortable with themselves and any feminine traits they have. It doesn't matter if he likes taking bubble baths with scented salts, if he can do things like defend his horse from a hungry crocodile!
@@gl1tchygreml1nAlso, I’m confident there’s guys out there who’d love you for who you are. Just make sure not to withdraw from people despite all the shit you get, so you get the chance to meet that special someone
anything outside the (norm) is seen as gay i've noticed. the norm being that a guy cant eat a banana or a hot dog in a room full of guys without getting clowned on 🤨😐 I too have been called gay for having a slightly deeper voice as a woman. like lol I hate this culture of people trying to "find you out" for doing normal everyday human things
I’ve been told that using an umbrella as a man was gay. I’d argue it’s the opposite. For you see, in most religions god is a male entity. And it’s a popular colloquial that when it’s raining it’s God taking wizz. So if you’re a man and you’re not using an umbrella when it’s raining, you’re essentially letting another man give you that golden shower. And imo that’s one of the gayest things out there.
So, funny story, all of the "_ means you are gay" bullshit actually helped me realize I AM gay. In highschool I saw a lot of guys make these kind of comments and often it was directed at me, for a long time I just ignored it because i knew that they were trying to get a reaction but after graduating without ever going on a date with a girl I started to look at myself and I realized that I did find men far more attractive than women. Anyway sorry for the rant very funny video 👍
Typically, it would make “sense.” Since actual gay/lesbians, obviously not attracted to the opposite, would rather be single if they can be. The other could assuming someone is asexual.
My favorite form of cope is the exact opposite of these people who claim it’s not gay to like femboys or some shit bc it’s “still feminine” like… that’s still a dude, that’s still someone who identifies as male… people coping hard just don’t wanna admit they might be bisexual.
@@FoxInnaHat And ain't nothing wrong with that. While I (a woman) am mainly attracted to women, ngl feminine guys peak my interest a bit as well. Attraction is funny like that.
I had met a girl who had a legitimate list of what makes you gay or not as a man, It was so outlandish seeing her add another one at lunch. Like bro, At the lunch table around mostly dudes is CRAZY.
well i hope she either ends up in a horrible and toxic relationship or lives a miserable existence alone since she casts aside anyone with any descent qualities as gay just because she said so
I rember in freahmen year of highschool this girl asked if I wanted to go out on a date which i politely declined. And then she proceeded to call me gay because I didn't want to date her ( I mean she was half right, im bisexual, but i heard she said that to anyone she asked out ). And I don't mind people being homophobic in a jokey way but some people will jump through hoops to beat the gay allegations. Like not washing ya ass because someone said its gay is crazy.
a lot of women not beating the deflecting allegations bro 😭men as well cuz not washing ya ass cuz somebody else said thats gay is NASTY work just say u dirty gang
its funny because the same people who say this stuff will always look at trans people and be like "ugh they have to make EVERYTHING about gender" meanwhile they're avoiding putting on some chapstick because "its too feminine!!"
As a trans guy I be so confused by toxic masculinity. They be telling me I ain't no dude so I tell them "Oh so you would date me then" only for them to be like "Ew no that's gay". Like what. Which is it my guy??? And trust me I ain't buff either. I be short and all that
I bet most of these don't mean gay in a literal way. They are using this term as a synonym of "pathetic", "weak" or "ridiculous", I heard people use it to mean that, which is honestly insane, are we in the 70s?
No they probably mean the literal term too. Being a homosexual man is generally associated with that by homophobic people. Some people probably meant it that way, but genuine homophobia is way too common.
Yea ngl women be calling dudes gay alll the time. Can’t speak for what guys say to each other, but my friend literally said one time. “Oh he don’t text me back, he must be gay.” Huh??? Shorty theres 5million other reasons why he not texting u before you can assume u gay
I think in Dragonball Lore it is confirmed the reason Goku likes Chichi is because Saiyans are biologically prepositioned to seek out the strongest woman to mate with. Are we saying the entire Saiyan race is gay now?
Reminds me of a joke I once told my friends: "fellas, is it gay yo be straight? I mean think about it, you literally like people who like men." I think the only explanation for why people are acting like doing this and that is gay is because well, people are people. And people can be stupid.
That's the backwards logic I had as a kid. Before I even knew gay people were a thing (the call is coming from inside the house, here), it made more sense to my baby brain that women would like women and men would like men, because "girls like pink and boys like blue". In other words, if girls are pink and they like pink, then girls should date other girls. That simple and yet wild train of thought should be exclusive to a child. Or someone autistic like me cuz that clearly had a part in my "theory", but never from an adult.
the word gay in this context has lost its original meaning. atp its just being used as a sort of superiority thing or even just insecurity. calling basic shit such as being clean gay (i’ve seen someone say that unfortunately) does nothing but show nobody minds their own business and that you just a dirty ass mf. sassy just being a substitute for gay shows that men showing anything that isn’t stereotypically male shit is just looked down on for being authentic
i done seen it all bro i seen somebody say its gay to brush your tongue 😷a lot of these weirdos never beating the dirty allegations i Rebuke this nonsense also HI DAYDYA
I’m convinced these people dumped loads of H20 on their neurons and set off a chemical reaction which fried their brains. Ain’t no way a single spark of electrical signals be going on in those bean-shaped scalp organs.
I can't understand the level of insecurity required to believe some of this stuff. Then again I'm bi, so calling stuff gay never worked on me to begin with.
Thank you for being a decent human being. Sex at all costs is why women are rejecting men in mass. If more were like you, we wouldn't be in this place right now.
As a woman, if I had to choose a handsome man or a hygienic man, I’m choosing hygiene. Its so shocking to me when men call certain activities/traits “gay” (cooking, reading, cleaning, good with kids) because from what I’ve heard these are all traits that make a man more attractive for a woman.
@@1Lazarus Trust me, it's not worth it. At the end of the day none of us can escape being human, so we all gotta just make do with what we have, male or female. We have brains that can see meanings in things? Then better focus on the good meanings. Melodies being timeless, plants being relaxing, cats being the ultimate lifeforms. Well, that's what works for me anyway.
@@1Lazarus There is a secret - you can just be a girl. I didn't want to be a dude, and it turned out I was nonbinary, so I am that now. It's awesome. So go be pretty and get it, girl.
Some people's ability to group two completely unrelated things together just because they don't like either things is actually insane. Like bro what happened to simply saying you don't like something?
As someone who is aromantic (look it up), I am able to appreciate a man's beauty as much as a woman's beauty. Whenever I hear the [Shite] in this video I'm like, "I don't care. I know my place in society." If you say doing ____ makes me gay, I'd ask how. They never answer. Moral of this story: Be who you want to be, except if being who you are hurts other people.
and the best part is, even if all that senseless shit *was*, completely theoretically, gay behavior, what about it? like legit, what about being gay is so inherently bad that you'd not want to do things that would make others think you're gay? internalized homophobia is the biggest sign of a closeted gay person
I remember when people thought i was gay cuz i dressed in button ups and didn't get in relationships. IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. Like, just because i like button ups because they're breezy and light doesn't make me automatically gay. The fact when i did date, i dated a tomboy didn't make me gay either!
erm words are allowed to have multiple meanings..... sorry u disagree with how society handles the english language?? none of this shit is gay (either definition) though
The "if you clean yourself, you're gay" is absurd. It's like, basic hygiene, to not only not be stinky but also to avoid diseases. If being healthy is gay, then I'm coloring my house as a rainbow.
the worse thing i have every seen is black people talking shit about other black people for going to therapy, i am mostly also against therapy but that's because i have a strong family and grew up in a great household with great family members, but not everyone has had my family to protect them to be there for them when they have a problem. i still suffered alot as a iraqi believe me i did cuz of the US but that's all in the past and i have grown out of the past because i am not looking that way anymore. and i fully support and understand people who do need therapy cuz their families members/ people would call them weak for. so they feel ashamed which they shouldnt be.
big factss bro. and i dont know whats worse shit talking other people for going to therapy or refusing to go to therapy despite dishing hatred out towards other people for being open with their struggles. people are weird man. also sorry to hear about ur suffering, sounds like youve grown and have gotten better since then, if so im happy for u gang 🫂
The amount of times I've heard, not even just black people, but brown people in general act like therapy and boundaries is a white people thing 💀 It's sadly ironic how often older poc just associate things with white people and ""the western world 👻" when culturally and historically everything they mock comes from their backgrounds.
People are so afraid of being judged they will live their lives for other people, doing and saying what other people want and even thinking what other people want. Wow what a life 😂. I don’t know if these people are terminally online, trolling or mentally crippled.
I remember one post of a guy saying "if a man pulls out a umbrella during rain instead of thugging it out he is gay" and one person responded "you are the one being wet in front of a man".
LMFAO
Real
wait...are straight people having the water-proof dlc now?
@@OnlySayorihey sayori
@hiddenqueefvillagethey just confused mf
Mfs will use the term “sorry, I don’t make the rules” at the end of a sentence in which they literally tried to make the rules 💀
So true
Steven Yeun made the rules
@@Zhawn7 Who died and made Steven Yeun in charge of men?
@@tristanband4003personally, I wouldn't mind if the VA of Invincible was in charge of men, but I would also like to know who appointed him
A trivial platitude
Playing chess is gay, because you're literally making a move on another man
😂
I'm using that on my brother whos a chess nerd and I'm not giving you credit sorry
This is true.
@@HereComesThe-Sun Liking something given to you by another man, and then keeping it a secret? GAY.
Yeah, and the game ends in MATING?!
2:49
"Fellas... is it gay... to _SEE!?"_
What are you gonna _use_ that sense of sight for, huh? Looking at _MEN!?_
that pfp tells me everything
@@Dawgijustlostmy
That I'm trans, that I'm a lesbian, and that I like _Papers, Please_ !
@@ob2kenobi388 Fellas, is it gay to use 20 dollar bills as they will soon have Harriet Tubman on it, which is a WOMAN?!
@@Dawgijustlostmy fellas, is it gay to like women? like, it's literally her dad's semen but a lil bit modified
@@Aescalona 😱
10. Having female friends that you are not interested in having sex with.
Sorry to all the women out there, but I guess we ain’t allowed to be friends unless we take the next step.
11. Spend time with said female friends.
My dudes, is it gay to be a good friend?
13. Have too many female friends.
Bro wha-
14. Have too many male friends.
SO WE JUST GAY EITHER WAY BRO!?
Being straight means you can't have any friends, I'm afraid. 😞
Being lonely shut in is the true path to be a man
@@letsreadtextbook1687 That's still gay because you're being alone with yourself (a male). 😂😂😂
people let the intrusive thoughts win bro, though the 10th ones more common than most think (not that it makes it any better)
There are two wolves inside you.
Eating crab is gay? Bruh if eating an armored spider monster that has claws and lives at the bottom of the ocean is gay, then I'm done being straight.
im cryin lmaaoooo
LOLL
bro gotta fight a whole boss just for that meal, sword & shield in hand and all. If that isnt manly, clearly nothing else is
Crab is ultimate life from
Everythinh will become crab evantually
Bro is full of pride, not thinking straight
People are just allergic to making sense at this point 💀
couldn't have said it better myself
Ppl really forgetting the common sense dlc at birth bro.
@@Official-MrEcosts 4.99$
A void.
@@Official-MrEthe damn thing is free to.
Nvm it got updated, it's uncommon now.
"Liking women is gay"
Lesbians: That's why I'm here.
Hell yeah
I love muscular women and i get called gay all the time. This has nothing to do with the fact i am also a woman
LMAOO
I’m not gonna lie, they have us the first half.
I love muscular women and I get called the f slur but only because of how I talk about them. “You like em so much you looped right around to being a
Same
so poetic
Getting a manicure isn’t masculine?! It has the word *_MAN_* in it! How can you possibly be less manly!?
there is more icure in manicure than man, it cant be that manly
@@logandunlap9156my favorite gender! Icure (they’re a doctor)
*If you’re man and you paint your nails, you’re gay*
Edit: Made some people pressed
@@Wadiyatalkinabeet_ it’s colors. That you put on your nails
@@U286BRAINZ Like what Caleb Willams does? That’s gay.
Kids used to think it was gay to listen to music made by women, like damn I can't even enjoy countdown by Beyonce.
sad
that shit slaps
Angry Birds Stella stuff will always be cool
Or lady Gaga
Evanescence
If being stupid was against Twitter's TOS, they would lose a majority of their users.
Thank god for community notes, then!
As if they would actually enforce those rules anyway
Not to mention their CEO as well
Checkmate
If being stupid was against the TOS, Social media would not exist at all.
My favourite thing is that they’ll say that any woman who has muscles ‘might as well be a man’, but will absolutely _insist_ that no matter how feminine a guy looks, it’s still a man, no matter what.
NAH THAT'S GAY
🤔 Hmmmmmm… Seems homosexual to me
Talk about IRONNYYYYYYYY
Yeah its weird how its the same people who say trans will never be a real 'x' and are just dressing up are the same ones who see a dude in a skirt, or a buff chick, and lose their minds saying theyve lost man/woman privilleges and fail to be a man/woman. Like have some consistently, its one or the other lol
Transphobes
This entire ordeal reminds of the person on Twitter who said liking lemonade wasn’t for men, so someone deadass became non-binary and had their name as “non-binary lemonade lover” and I think that’s beautiful personally
It was a relatively popular person at that too at that, they where a rapper of some sort but I be blanking on the name
@@Prootgenall i can think of is lil uzi vert
what
@@vaasmontenegro2016 i thought it was yachty but idk
as a non-binary person, I can confirm that I enjoy lemonade
I agree, wiping my butt, wearing a seatbelt and (sometimes) wearing glasses made me bisexual. Not fully gay because I don't take naps nor eat bananas.
just make sure you dont eat crab legs bro frfr 💯
watch out eating grapes makes you trans dawg 😔 talking from personal experience (only the green grapes tho the red ones are ass)
@@Redactywhat happens if you eat purple grape?
@@Garykem8🔫 those are the red ones
@@Garykem8you get Thanos snapped
I will never not love how “Alpha males” say that everyone around them is a snowflake and can’t take jokes, but the second you correct them on something they do wrong they throw every insult in the book at you before crying to their friends that someone “attacked” them
one could argue that that sorta behavior is gayer than anything these "alpha" "males" deem gay
“Cancel culture is out of control” ass
That's why it is literally impossible for me to take anyone like that seriously. Their whole ideology can just be boiled down as "I am wildly insecure about my body and my sexuality and that makes me feel the need to lash out at others and insult them to make myself feel better."
as a woman, it's good to hear that being attracted to women is not gay. people were starting to tell me i am gay, but now whenever they call me that, I'll just show them this video!
Correct. Liking dick is gay, so if you do, you're gay
Ayo same??
@@IAmValefree aye you trying to do straight activities together?!
DO IT!!!!!!!!
Yea bro they called me don't worry you can come out the closet and i be like attraction is not gay
Like finally have a dude who agrees
if you really think abt it dating men is the most alpha male thing you can do sigma males hate anything remotely feminine or related to women so if you date a man you are just enhancing your masculinity
TOP G shit frfr
I mean they be making me on my knees, thats an alpha behavior right there.
The Spartan logic. I like it.
Even more masculine if you amass a harem of men. Muscular men.
Thank you very much
They be the type of fellas who say "would" to a femboy dawg 💀
Well I’m bi sooo, would
The same type who says that f boys are not gae 💀
@AlligatorGarmy_Beloved you like to Kiss boys
And then say that is not gae
LITERALLY😭😭
0:02 I've seen this picture countless times and I'm just realizing Sora is a toy in this picture
WHAT
@@whatafoolbelieeeeves toy story
@@unoriginalperson72friend inside me
@@Magic_IceWHAT
@@Qu1chu friend inside me
Having money is homosexual because your collecting pictures of men.
My favorite comment here 😂
lmfaoooo
"Fellas, is it gay..."
Breathing is kinda zesty ngl like you’re literally sniffing the bodily substances of another living being (plants)
@@UnClassyfiedFELLAS, IS IT GAY IF 20 POUNDS ARE ON THE LINE??
I remember in middle school people assumed I was gay just because I was never in a straight relationship. Then, I soon as I'd say I wasn't gay, they'll try to gaslight me saying it's ok to be gay and that I don't have to hide it anymore. Crazy
Edit: I can't tell if y'all joking or not with some these replies. I'm not gay guys 😅
Edit 2: Y'all funny bruh
They are simple minded middle schoolers after all
somebody literally did this to me the other day... in 11th grade
They're right you're a Lil gay but that's okay bro i support gays
Middle school moment.
This is why school shootings happen. Yet the system still doesn't take care of the kids' mental health.
That whole muscle girl one actually straight up confused me, because using that logic it’s not gay for a man to be attracted to a guy wearing makeup, a dress and high heels
Edit: 3k likes holy crap that’s my first thanks guys
bruh iant never even think about that lmfaoooooo
@@Toonarii for real like there are definitely behaviours that can indicate a man’s homosexuality but liking girls with abs, large biceps and muscular thighs ain’t one of ‘em 😅😅😂
Wait wouldn’t the female equivalent will be “ if you are a woman and you like a man who do a skincare routine, than you are a lesbian.”?
@@Dragon81205 probably yeah
they just too addicted to femboys it's understandable
If liking muscular women/tomboys is gay then liking femboys is straight
exactly bruh
Damn I’m straight as fuck then
Y’all are social experiments.
@@spunchflopbadpants what do you even mean by that?
LMAOOO my reply from a couple weeks back got removed. Honestly, fair play to UA-cam.
Fellas is it gay to care about yourself?
I dunno
If it is, then I'm the straightest man I know ☠️
idk bro you caring about a man? kinda sus
Me getting ready to throw myself off a cliff so I'm not gay.
Of course, you’re caring about another man, that’s gay as fuck.
people in my server says that im gay for liking a male voicelines in a game, like bro, the voice acting was on point, whats so gay about it? 💀
And then you say you like a female's voicelines in a game some people will call you gay for that as well
@@aexxir at this point it's just
fellas. is it gay to appreciate good voice acting???????????????
@Bitch420fellas, is it gay to have a biological body? i mean, you're basically putting your body on exhibition for men to see whenever you go outside
@@aexxirit’s gay to like women
@Bitch420Is it gay to want Gabriel ULTRAKILL to rail me?
imagine thinking that liking a woman who doesn't act like a 1950s housewife stereotype is gay
Stupendously gay just like this whole 🤓-ass video essay fr fr
@@vroomkaboom108What
@@vroomkaboom108Oh nvm you're just being sarcastic
@@ChronicallyOnlineINTP unless....
Seriously how many times do you have to be dropped pn your head as a child to be able to say a man liking a woman is gay unironicaly
Remember bro's, women love a guy who takes care of himself well and is sweet.
The other way around as well, there are guys who also like a girl who takes care of herself well and is sweet
Imagine how fragile you have to be, to call other men gay for liking strong and buff women
Phag
Buff n' tall women are pretty as hell
@@Laurentxoplexthanks for tellin us you get no play
@@cretinhisterian phillistine.
@@Laurentxoplex using your big boy words rather than slurs. Im so proud of you
Being called gay for liking women is actually insane.
Edit: Yo this reply section is killing me bro 😂
Mfw they then say traps ain't gay
Welcome to 2023, where doing one thing that isn’t “manly” makes you gay
God 2024 is gonna be messy
2025 boutta be wild
Just a theory. Muscular women might just be women after all.
At this point according to these guys i could be balls deep in my boyfriend and somehow be less gay than my dad
Just two men sharing their testosterone levels for the betterment of society
Fuck did you just say 😭
lol
Socks on and it’s chill
@@realdaggerman105 you right last time they wore thigh high socks so we good
reminder: doom slayer had a pet bunny and he loved it very much. the manliest men have the gentlest touch
Totally agree with the needless jokes about gendering things. It's gotten to a point where I feel like we've gone backwards.
Way backwards. The 80s seem like they were peak androgyny in a lot of ways.
Yeah...
That's a bit gay tho.
I mean, to be fair wearing glasses do be kinda gay. What do you need them for, seeing other men?
@@foxmask8032I swear them glasses are fake bro, they just for fashion 90% of the time
@@foxmask8032 nah we just need them to see in general, otherwise we blind as bats lmao
It just comes from insecurity. Men who think wanting a strong woman is gay are just insecure. They want to be the protectors but are too insecure to be the protector.
this ^^
it's not gay but it's gotta be some form of feminine bro ngl
nah,a strong woman with a strong men is cool,literallyu chaos partsners.
@TheNeorch a literal power couple
Damn, wish I could be strong, but everytime I gain a slight amount, its gone overnight literally.
AND IM A GENETIC DUDE
Going by their logic "it's gay to see/have a clean ass/be safe/enjoy your life" I'm really thankful to be a prosperous gay man, I hope the straights heal and get well soon bc they are not ok rn
Bc it means I get to take naps and eat crab legs and wear glasses stress free
Bro is talking to himself@@Minifigure17
@@aexxirbro is sane tho
@@aexxirbro is talking to you bro 💀
idk man them sam smith music videos tell me y'all ain't doing the best either
Kissing yo homie goodnight on the lips is the straightest thing you can do, sorry, I don't make the rules.
Cuddling yo homie in bed is the straightest thing you can do, sorry, I don't make the rules.
preach king! preach the truth!
So true bro
I’m not a fan of calling arbitrary shit gay or saying men can’t do it but I also don’t think calling clearly gay things straight is funny.
@@Someguyonline7732 Must not have kissed enough men yet. :(
As a girl, I feel like a lot of guys vocally put down anything seen as feminine to mask their own insecurity of not being manly enough. Like no, washing your ass is not gay. Washing your FACE is also not gay. Moisturizing your face is not gay. Painting your nails is not gay. Any form of expression outside of hypermasculine expression is seen as gay. It's so weird to me.
Everytime we pass by the shoe store, my boyfriend always complains that girls get a ton of cool shoe designs and guys are either limited to sneakers or like, loafers. Nothing in between. No diversity, no expression, just one or the other. Literal colors are seen as gay. It's insane to me lmao.
Oh nah bro, I REFUSE to believe there are people out there who actually think washing your ass makes you gay 😂
people do say that. women are out here getting std's from their bf/husbands becaue they are rancid and dirty, it's depressing as heck. @chandllerburse737
@chandllerburse737 Maybe not face but I've seen people say that shit about cleaning their ass and every time it has happened said person would be bullied into oblivion which I think is a good sign that we're at least doing something right.
@@ballstealerNormal male rule 2871 : Bully [ Insert Greek letter ] males. Always.
I swear it's only a very specific subset of guys that do this. Nobody I'm friends with, for example, even though it's not like I choose my friends based on this. I just think it's silly.
The best answer to " that's gay " is " yeah, you interested?"
Oh, I'm so storing that in my brain files for when it's needed, thanks!
Bro imma do that next time hol’ up 😳
That is legendary
as a gay guy, watching the straights tie themselves up into knots about what does or does not make you gay is incredibly funny. god forbid a woman be even slightly muscular. these are the same types of people who claim they can spot a trans woman from a mile away too
like bro they saying muscles dont belong on a woman like thats not basic human anatomy💀god forbid they exercise lmfaoo
Based Astarion pfp.
these are secretly gay guys that are in denial and try to reflect theyre insecurities onto outher people, its the most rational answer i can come up with...
ngl sounds gay
@@Toonariiwhy do they think women do squats all the time at the gym? Gym girls are going to be hot 9 times out of ten. Gee its almost like working out makes you conventionally attractive.
Most of these "if you X you're gay" things feel like they come from middle school
Yes
Most of them are teenagers who think mocking people is funny. No matter what the topic is.
Fellas, is it gay to exist?
Why are you, as a man, ?
Absolutely
Yes. Existing as a male means that you are constantly inside a man, and that's gay.
@@SugarbirdyOvO Great point
Why are you existing? To be with a man??
those who grew up with comic books can agree that muscular women are peak taste 🤌
Absolutely true
I generally think Italian food tastes better, personally
@@FoxInnaHatsport to break it to you but eating Italian food is super duper gay. Only roaringly heterosexual men eat raw meat and nothing else every day
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986real straight men die of salmonella
@@TheRealGurasiceating food Is gay, REAL MEN like me eat abstract concepts to satisfy my MANLY energy
when a man takes out multiple women he's a player, yet when I do I'm a lesbian
Just kidding, I don't take women out either
also this is super stolen hjksfdljk
@@Viktoria_Seleneyou human?
@@wirathe_normalguy2721 I'm what?
@@Viktoria_Selene I forgot what I was joking about.
@@wirathe_normalguy2721 u forgor 💀
As a bisexual this has forced me to be doing everything and nothing in a state of quantum superposition
edit: someone please make it normal to do things my head hurts
its kinda gay to be bi.
Bro just do ur think who cares if random ppl online say shit
@@XDDocXDits a joke buddy
if a girl that i liked was buff then id want to be buff too, the idea of both people being strong and in love is badass
what about you being just you while the girl you like is buff? like the little man and the strong, protective woman
@@BobTomato. goals fr
@@freshoranges27 i'm going places
@@BobTomato. Why as a man would you want to be weak?
@@thegregitto (。_。)
“Everything men does that isn’t the bare necessities and suffering is bad”
“Why is men’s mental health so low?”
Wasn't caring about mental health gay too?
@@otherssingpuree1779 yeah you'll get no bitches if you have a therapist.
@@otherssingpuree1779we caught him
Obviously it's feminists' fault that men are depressed, even though the shit that makes men depressed is because of societal expectations of men that weren't written or enforced by feminists... but trust me if we shit on women seeking equality more that'd definitely make us men more free to be miserable and lonely.
@@otherssingpuree1779Nah it just doesnt exist
ngl a dude who breathes more than 14 times per minute is pretty gay
my fault bro i wont do it again bro im sorry bro
oh shit, guess i’ll breathe slower
damn gotta now be conscious on my breathing every second now
death by lack of oxygen ☠️
Men doing sports💀
"Fellas. Is it gay...to SEE???" has the funniest delivery in this entire video.
"Fellas. Is it gay... to SEE?!" - fucking killed me. 😂
Seriously bro, people are wild.
I mean,what are you looking at?Other men?
@@TrashtoxI mean, being blind is kinda gay since you’re refusing to look at women
FELLAS.
IS IT GAY.
TO HEAR ??
TO FEEL ???
TO BREATHE ??
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LIVE ????????
No one is akashi from kuroko's basketball we ain't willing to gouge our eyes out
I personally don’t know what my sexuality is but I get repulsed, uncomfortable and insecure every time after I violate my little buddy down there to lesbian adjacent porn but I am more comfortable with gay adjacent porn.
As a bisexual, this shit is so funny to me. “Oh, you think that’s gay? What about this”
As an Aro-Ace, I usually respond with "I don't remember asking"
Lol
As a pansexual person I'd be gay regardless of my gender. I'd congratulate them for guessing correct if they called me gay.
Right 😂😂
Being bisexual is pretty gay to me, ngl
People see men and women as something completely different, when we are the same. I cannot wait for people to realize that everyone can do as they please and be who they want to be without the fear of being made fun of.
it'll be a long wait we're like 6000 years in with this shit
@@CornRecords972 yeah.. but at least there are people who understand and are cool : )
the gender binary is a bunch of bullshit. like why is it necessary to have gender norms in ANY society. it’s an archaic and regressive way of thinking and inhibits any advancements we can see as living beings
ye
so long as it is not morally dubious like in the realms of EDP or chris chan
we gucci.
This video makes sense.
I also got pissed off that some rando who doesn't know what being gay is called younger me gay for having glasses.
I decided to look though the list for fun, and most of them were pretty stupid and otherwise impossible statements for a “Masculine Man”. But one of them stood out to me.
915: Be Homophobic
This is likely the most correct statement in the entire list. Being homophobic does make you a less masculine man, and in an ironic twist is demonstrated by the hilariously long list of traits that dictate that you are gay or queer or however you want to put it.
It’s kind of sad but also hopeful that such a statement managed to make its way onto the list.
I don't know if having biases being considered a feminine trait is an L or a W for men.
OK. Let's not call it a phobia, OK? So-called "homophobes" are not scared of gays, they're disgusted by them. They're disgusted by sodomy(buggery), because the anus is an exit-only hole. Now, I've never understood how disliking anal sex and those who practice it makes you less masculine. Explain. How on earth does disliking such a disgusting poo-on-dick act make you any less masculine. Explain it to me.
only gay people are homophobic by their logic LMAO
@@DragoonCenten it's an L for both genders
And a lot of homophobia is just projecting. How many pastors preaching about the wickedness of homosexuality have been found in a guy or with a guy in them
Me, desperately thirsting over tomboys: *Guess I'm gay then*
Same brodda, same.
As a tomboy, *thank you!*
I'm so tired of people telling me "only man bun having metrosexuals like masculine women, if you don't act like a chaste Christian submissive wife and wear dresses and pearls you'll only attract women"
And the worst part is I'm into country dudes with cute accents. So everyone is obsessed with telling me "wah your Outback guys aren't gonna like you waaaah they're so obsessed with being heterosexual they won't let you emasculate them"
Like bruh I'm pretty sure rural Australian guys- who literally live in one of the most hostile environments on Earth- are a lot more comfortable with themselves and any feminine traits they have. It doesn't matter if he likes taking bubble baths with scented salts, if he can do things like defend his horse from a hungry crocodile!
@@gl1tchygreml1nmetrosexuals? Tf are they attracted to trains?
@@gl1tchygreml1nThey be fighting crocodiles? They deserve that bath fr 😭
@@gl1tchygreml1nAlso, I’m confident there’s guys out there who’d love you for who you are. Just make sure not to withdraw from people despite all the shit you get, so you get the chance to meet that special someone
anything outside the (norm) is seen as gay i've noticed. the norm being that a guy cant eat a banana or a hot dog in a room full of guys without getting clowned on 🤨😐
I too have been called gay for having a slightly deeper voice as a woman. like lol I hate this culture of people trying to "find you out" for doing normal everyday human things
The fact that it's seen as an insult is fucked in it's own right.
Damn, I like women with deep voices I find it sexy. Idk wtf they on
People forget contraltos exist 💀💀💀💀💀
@@mynamesnotshanekid813I mean, i suppose being called straight while being gay would also be offensive.
People be calling lemonade gay and that you shouldn't drink it. Like how are people banning juice for being a normal human thing everyone drinks?
I’ve been told that using an umbrella as a man was gay. I’d argue it’s the opposite. For you see, in most religions god is a male entity. And it’s a popular colloquial that when it’s raining it’s God taking wizz.
So if you’re a man and you’re not using an umbrella when it’s raining, you’re essentially letting another man give you that golden shower. And imo that’s one of the gayest things out there.
HAHAHAHAH
This made me laugh omg lol
Getting the r kelly treatment
So, funny story, all of the "_ means you are gay" bullshit actually helped me realize I AM gay. In highschool I saw a lot of guys make these kind of comments and often it was directed at me, for a long time I just ignored it because i knew that they were trying to get a reaction but after graduating without ever going on a date with a girl I started to look at myself and I realized that I did find men far more attractive than women. Anyway sorry for the rant very funny video 👍
that sounds kinda gay
@@QUBIQUBEDit is
fr tho...@@QUBIQUBED
@@QUBIQUBED oh shit bro I didn't think about that
Ngl being gay sounds kinda gay to me dude
I don't understand why men and women assume you're gay when you aren't in a relationship
Typically, it would make “sense.” Since actual gay/lesbians, obviously not attracted to the opposite, would rather be single if they can be. The other could assuming someone is asexual.
Dude : "bro are you gay? you havent gotten a single girls bro"
Me who've been stuck in an all-boy school : " *no shit sherlock* "
I’m not single because I’m gay
I’m single because I’m fucking insufferable
true@@blankname2445
@@blankname2445Twinsies 🎉😜
2:23 I saw a woman on Twitter saying that if a dude's toilet is clean he's gay 😭
Fellas, is it gay to clean?
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO CLEAN?
Fellas, is it gay to not live in filth
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO NOT WALLOW IN ONE’S OWN SHIT?
Fellas, is it gay to be hygienic?
I once got called gay because of how my hips are, like wtf i was born with that
That's just fucked up, they shouldn't make fun of you for something you can't control.
Kinda weird that they are focused on another man’s hips, yet are calling that man gay for being born a certain way.
Yeah, it's really weird. Also, like I am bi like mmm men also women but like why do people care so much about stupid stuff
@@gamerunner560i don't believe you. I might need some photo evidence 🤤
Idk bro but you're breathing the same air as gay people, you as a man want to use your pp on women who want pp that's kinda gay bro
My favorite form of cope is the exact opposite of these people who claim it’s not gay to like femboys or some shit bc it’s “still feminine” like… that’s still a dude, that’s still someone who identifies as male… people coping hard just don’t wanna admit they might be bisexual.
They literally say it without realizing smh, they are attracted to femininity, not women.
@@FoxInnaHat
And ain't nothing wrong with that. While I (a woman) am mainly attracted to women, ngl feminine guys peak my interest a bit as well. Attraction is funny like that.
so is it straight if he identifieis as a female
@@-_--__---___----
Yes. At least, I would say it is. But gender is a weird soup, so it depends on person to person.
@@crowqueenamps 😂😂 Alright buddy
I had met a girl who had a legitimate list of what makes you gay or not as a man, It was so outlandish seeing her add another one at lunch.
Like bro, At the lunch table around mostly dudes is CRAZY.
They had an entire list of what to do to be gay? Seems a little Sus to me
@@FoxInnaHat That's what i'm saying, It was outlandish ash.
I wonder if she's struggling with...something. Was she hostile to lesbians?
well i hope she either ends up in a horrible and toxic relationship or lives a miserable existence alone since she casts aside anyone with any descent qualities as gay just because she said so
How someone gonna have a whole list on being gay?
bro manicure has man in it
It also got cure in it, don’t mean when you get it you’re cured of all diseases.
@2:39 I saw that "FACTS" reply. "Fellas. IS IT GAY.... TO SEE???" Had me dead though LMAO.
I rember in freahmen year of highschool this girl asked if I wanted to go out on a date which i politely declined. And then she proceeded to call me gay because I didn't want to date her ( I mean she was half right, im bisexual, but i heard she said that to anyone she asked out ). And I don't mind people being homophobic in a jokey way but some people will jump through hoops to beat the gay allegations. Like not washing ya ass because someone said its gay is crazy.
a lot of women not beating the deflecting allegations bro 😭men as well cuz not washing ya ass cuz somebody else said thats gay is NASTY work just say u dirty gang
NAH Ima be real witchu fam I ain't touched my ass since 2014 that shit mad fruity. All my friends left, couldn't handle how real I kept it.
its funny because the same people who say this stuff will always look at trans people and be like "ugh they have to make EVERYTHING about gender" meanwhile they're avoiding putting on some chapstick because "its too feminine!!"
Watch them smile and the skin on their lips just rip from being so damn dry.
@@OtaniNoAsagi man, chaptstick makes my lips even dryer. shit's a scam
@@BananaPhoPhillyactually true as hell, it’s either “do you want dry lips?” or “do you want dry lips 10 minutes from now?”
@@defaultdan7923I was confused when people say they need chapstick because I just lick my lips and it helps keep them from drying
i lick my lips that make it worse@@thatamericangamer7230
Me going on the internet and realizing i'm gay(homosexuals breathe oxygen):
LMAOO
as a gay man It's so tiring meeting all these expectations. I just dont have the energy for sleeping with the quota amount of women to stay gay. smh
3:03 if napping is gay then I’m the entire ass pride flag (me eepy)
THE EEPER
do not let me catch u eeping alone aight?? keep them cheeks tight
THE EEPIEST
EEPMASSTER
EEPFINITY
As a trans guy I be so confused by toxic masculinity. They be telling me I ain't no dude so I tell them "Oh so you would date me then" only for them to be like "Ew no that's gay". Like what. Which is it my guy??? And trust me I ain't buff either. I be short and all that
He should have said "Yeah, I'll go on a date with you" to really switch it up
@@nessinay1535 Would honestly be the manlier response XD
Phag
It's crazy how the same mfkers be saying traps ain't gay
@@FoxInnaHat Facts 😂
I bet most of these don't mean gay in a literal way. They are using this term as a synonym of "pathetic", "weak" or "ridiculous", I heard people use it to mean that, which is honestly insane, are we in the 70s?
Yes.
Yes
Lots literally do mean gay though lol. I’ve been around them
For real, I feel like I'm 13 years old again, hearing my classmates dislike shit by calling it gay 😂
No they probably mean the literal term too. Being a homosexual man is generally associated with that by homophobic people. Some people probably meant it that way, but genuine homophobia is way too common.
I’d argue that being attracted to muscular women is 100% natural. There’s a direct correlation between being healthy and being attractive.
Yea ngl women be calling dudes gay alll the time. Can’t speak for what guys say to each other, but my friend literally said one time. “Oh he don’t text me back, he must be gay.” Huh???
Shorty theres 5million other reasons why he not texting u before you can assume u gay
she got that Michael Jordan vertical leaping to conclusions like that dear HEAVENS
@@Toonariinah, that’s a super smash bros triple jump into an uppercut into vertical move type shit
shes manifesting a man to be gay because she doesnt wanna face rejection😭😭😭 that's crazy
I think in Dragonball Lore it is confirmed the reason Goku likes Chichi is because Saiyans are biologically prepositioned to seek out the strongest woman to mate with. Are we saying the entire Saiyan race is gay now?
Unrelated but, Goku didn't know what kissing was but he had multiple children.
@@michaelnettles3059 she probably slipped a molly in his drink 😂
@@blacktaylore4 I personally think that she's just not interested in foreplay or aftercare.
Chichi isn't muscular though.
@@michaelnettles3059I mean, Goku didn't knew what feeding mouth-to-mouth was, Vegeta just assumed it was about kissing.
Reminds me of a joke I once told my friends: "fellas, is it gay yo be straight? I mean think about it, you literally like people who like men."
I think the only explanation for why people are acting like doing this and that is gay is because well, people are people. And people can be stupid.
That's the backwards logic I had as a kid. Before I even knew gay people were a thing (the call is coming from inside the house, here), it made more sense to my baby brain that women would like women and men would like men, because "girls like pink and boys like blue". In other words, if girls are pink and they like pink, then girls should date other girls.
That simple and yet wild train of thought should be exclusive to a child. Or someone autistic like me cuz that clearly had a part in my "theory", but never from an adult.
@chandllerburse737 same
FELLAS, is it GAY to be a guy? You literally have a d and balls attached to ya.
@chandllerburse737Same
Wanting a strong woman is a sign of *Saiyan pride!*
I don’t care how “gay” i am. Nothing will stop my love for tomboys.
Same here man.
Same here bud
I'm a simple man,i see tomboy i click...
Also based as fu-
the word gay in this context has lost its original meaning. atp its just being used as a sort of superiority thing or even just insecurity. calling basic shit such as being clean gay (i’ve seen someone say that unfortunately) does nothing but show nobody minds their own business and that you just a dirty ass mf. sassy just being a substitute for gay shows that men showing anything that isn’t stereotypically male shit is just looked down on for being authentic
i done seen it all bro i seen somebody say its gay to brush your tongue 😷a lot of these weirdos never beating the dirty allegations i Rebuke this nonsense also HI DAYDYA
@@Toonarii HIIII MYSTIC WSG. but yea it’s ridiculous out here for the people just living they life, only to be pestered by the unwashed and dirty
Remember when the word gay meant happy or joly...
Just admit you’re gay already. Like, breathing through your nose? That’s actually kinda gay because it means you prefer smaller holes over big holes.
"some of y'all brains need to be preserved and studied" IM CRYING
I’m convinced these people dumped loads of H20 on their neurons and set off a chemical reaction which fried their brains. Ain’t no way a single spark of electrical signals be going on in those bean-shaped scalp organs.
I can't understand the level of insecurity required to believe some of this stuff. Then again I'm bi, so calling stuff gay never worked on me to begin with.
Man I got called gay because I turned her down a extremely drunk girl at a party, apparently avoiding potential Bill Cosby allegations is gay lol
Beta move, dude, beta move. 😂
@@maggie6152avoiding allegations is beta move now? 💀
@WoolfJ35 i say this as a straight woman dude; good for you dude..dodged a bullet..
Thank you for being a decent human being.
Sex at all costs is why women are rejecting men in mass. If more were like you, we wouldn't be in this place right now.
@K.C-2049both are important
As a woman, if I had to choose a handsome man or a hygienic man, I’m choosing hygiene. Its so shocking to me when men call certain activities/traits “gay” (cooking, reading, cleaning, good with kids) because from what I’ve heard these are all traits that make a man more attractive for a woman.
Why not both? Why not try to be handsome AND clean? Is it really that hard to wash your hands after taking a shit even if you look like gigachad?
@@Ulaanbasaar For a lot of men, yes. Too many of my bros don't bathe more than once a month.
@@Based-Anti-Theistbut are they handsome?(asking for a friend)
@@averageleagueoflegendsgame2693 Uh... Well it varies alot. I'll tell them you're interested.
@@Based-Anti-Theistyou're exaggerating, right? RIGHT?
As a girl, lemme just say, this dude is based as hell. I cannot emphasize enough how much joy this video brought me.
I agree, this guy is BASED
I wish I was a girl
@@1Lazarus Trust me, it's not worth it. At the end of the day none of us can escape being human, so we all gotta just make do with what we have, male or female. We have brains that can see meanings in things? Then better focus on the good meanings. Melodies being timeless, plants being relaxing, cats being the ultimate lifeforms. Well, that's what works for me anyway.
@@raccoonchild I guess, but girlz pretty (big brain logic)
@@1Lazaruslive ur truth bestie
@@1Lazarus There is a secret - you can just be a girl. I didn't want to be a dude, and it turned out I was nonbinary, so I am that now. It's awesome. So go be pretty and get it, girl.
Some people's ability to group two completely unrelated things together just because they don't like either things is actually insane. Like bro what happened to simply saying you don't like something?
As someone who is aromantic (look it up), I am able to appreciate a man's beauty as much as a woman's beauty. Whenever I hear the [Shite] in this video I'm like, "I don't care. I know my place in society." If you say doing ____ makes me gay, I'd ask how. They never answer.
Moral of this story: Be who you want to be, except if being who you are hurts other people.
hello fellow aromantic
W comment
Ngl i read this as aromatic
@@faqihawang236aromatic
Hola fellow aromantic, you have sense 🤯
This is how I feel when I'm told I'm gay because I want a top girlfriend bruh, just cuz I'm a bottom don't mean shit.
I feel you bro, hope you find her
Femdom is pretty hot ngl
How is it gay to want a girlfriend
women who top must be in fucking shambles with men thinking stuff like this is gay like, are they ever going to be able to find a guy
Thanks man, you're a real one@@ninjireal
thank god this is *mostly* an internet only thing and people dont openly act like this irl
Emphasis on the word "mostly"
@@aexxir yeah ... """"mostly""""
You ever been to school? Tf?
@@ninjireal i sayed mostly for a reason, and im mainly talking about adults (even tho some act the same way)
Oh but they do...
literally the "ick" thing but for men
GUYS hear me out, existing is GAY
People calling the most random activity gay completely seriously is like the funniest thing in the world tho.
Sorry man your point is invalid, moving your thumbs to make a comment that men will see is hella gay. And on a man's channel?? 😔
Getting a tattoo is gay bro, it's basically like painting your nails and missing
humanity is finished bruh
If you kiss a girl, by proxy, you are also kissing all the dudes she has kissed before. Therefore, kissing a guy is less gay then kissing a girl
and the best part is, even if all that senseless shit *was*, completely theoretically, gay behavior, what about it? like legit, what about being gay is so inherently bad that you'd not want to do things that would make others think you're gay? internalized homophobia is the biggest sign of a closeted gay person
The problem would be you’re gay
So gays have been oppressing themselves all along?
I remember when people thought i was gay cuz i dressed in button ups and didn't get in relationships. IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. Like, just because i like button ups because they're breezy and light doesn't make me automatically gay. The fact when i did date, i dated a tomboy didn't make me gay either!
Bro, you dated a girl? That sounds pretty gay!
i can't imagine how exhausted i would be all the time if i thought like this. i got shows to watch bruh.
2:55 real thugs flying out the window and DIE ong
Their mind stopped developing back in 2014 and they just use "gay" as a synonym for "bad"
They’ve been in the past for so long that the gay community has already wrapped back around to using gay as a synonym for bad too
erm words are allowed to have multiple meanings..... sorry u disagree with how society handles the english language??
none of this shit is gay (either definition) though
@@ghhn4505 🤓
Yeah 💯 I stopped using the word gay and realize how stupid I sound
i think the one about washing their butt is sincerely framed as homosexual, though 😭
The "if you clean yourself, you're gay" is absurd. It's like, basic hygiene, to not only not be stinky but also to avoid diseases. If being healthy is gay, then I'm coloring my house as a rainbow.
Dishwashers make the dishes gay
the worse thing i have every seen is black people talking shit about other black people for going to therapy, i am mostly also against therapy but that's because i have a strong family and grew up in a great household with great family members, but not everyone has had my family to protect them to be there for them when they have a problem. i still suffered alot as a iraqi believe me i did cuz of the US but that's all in the past and i have grown out of the past because i am not looking that way anymore. and i fully support and understand people who do need therapy cuz their families members/ people would call them weak for. so they feel ashamed which they shouldnt be.
big factss bro. and i dont know whats worse shit talking other people for going to therapy or refusing to go to therapy despite dishing hatred out towards other people for being open with their struggles. people are weird man. also sorry to hear about ur suffering, sounds like youve grown and have gotten better since then, if so im happy for u gang 🫂
@@Toonarii Alhamduliallah I have brother, your videos are always a joy to watch 🤝
The amount of times I've heard, not even just black people, but brown people in general act like therapy and boundaries is a white people thing 💀
It's sadly ironic how often older poc just associate things with white people and ""the western world 👻" when culturally and historically everything they mock comes from their backgrounds.
People are so afraid of being judged they will live their lives for other people, doing and saying what other people want and even thinking what other people want. Wow what a life 😂.
I don’t know if these people are terminally online, trolling or mentally crippled.