How Homophobia Sounds to Normal People

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • This is a little insight for those against gay marriage as to how homophobia sounds to the rest of us. Here's a little hint: it sounds insane.
    Produced by: Alex Hluch
    Directed by: Alex Hluch and Stephen Vanderpool
    Screenplay by: Alex Hluch,
    Contributing Writers: Tommy Bowe, Alex Bair, Nick Pangilinan, Jake Sheets, Steven Vivell, Josh Wise, and Tim Everson
    Starring: (In Order of Appearance)
    Carlos Leon,
    Jamie Frost,
    Danielle Spisso,
    Ryan O'Toole,
    Tanya Lim,
    Lizz Adams,
    Faisal Salah,
    Dusty Bayers,
    Julia Gilman ( / beautytakenin ),
    Taylor Frost,
    Will Saunders,
    Tim Everson,
    Kristen Brancaccio ( / kristensreality ),
    Tanner Risner,
    Alex Hluch,
    Lindsay Hamilton,
    Harrison Grant,
    Josh Wise,
    Jameo Duncan,
    and Stephen Vanderpool
    Cinematography by: Stephen Vanderpool
    1st AC: Jameo Duncan
    Audio by: Alex Hluch and Jameo Duncan
    Edited by: Alex Hluch
    Sound Design: Alex Hluch and Nick Giomuso
    Music: Jingle Punks

КОМЕНТАРІ • 25 тис.

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck 7 місяців тому +26415

    Ok the loud realization of "YOU'RE BLACK?" Almost made me choke on my drink.

    • @josephkane7805
      @josephkane7805 7 місяців тому +303

      Yes this was a clever metaphor/analogy.

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 7 місяців тому +103

      I mean, I do look darker when I am standing under the shade lol

    • @leseanpayne2805
      @leseanpayne2805 7 місяців тому +212

      As a black guy who lives in the suburbs and is chronically online...
      Yes, this exact conversation happens.

    • @cannedsquasher5923
      @cannedsquasher5923 7 місяців тому +212

      @@leseanpayne2805 The amount of times I've heard "You don't sound black" is absolutely absurd, lmao.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 7 місяців тому

      Well to be fair, there is a reconizable speech pattern among blacks. Some sort of subculture thing.
      The most striking example would be saying "aksing" instead of "asking".@@cannedsquasher5923

  • @haleythomas914
    @haleythomas914 3 роки тому +12766

    i’m a vegetarian and i’ve actually had people ask me “how do you even eat?”

    • @sofiah.5820
      @sofiah.5820 3 роки тому +956

      And that's when you say "by opening my mouth and removing your spine"

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 3 роки тому +389

      Me too, i was like "you know meat is a small part of the food pyramid right?" Literally all kinds of vegetables, fruit, pasta, tofu. Morning star burgers. Its not hard after you get used to it. Im pretty sure i could eat grass at this point

    • @sofiah.5820
      @sofiah.5820 3 роки тому +137

      @Lydian R i hate the people who go "ANIMALS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD GGRRRR HELL TO YOU FOR EATING ANIMALS" but you're good

    • @sofiah.5820
      @sofiah.5820 3 роки тому +9

      @Lydian R exactly

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 3 роки тому +18

      @Lydian R true but some animals are herbivores lol i just have sharp teeth for a herbivore is all

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 2 роки тому +31068

    “You’re either right handed or left handed, if you’re ambidextrous you’re just left handed but don’t wanna expose yourself”

    • @ScytheManiac
      @ScytheManiac 7 місяців тому +399

      My cousin is ambidextrous because when his mom found out he was left handed she beat him up to use the right hand 😅

    • @kaygirl10101
      @kaygirl10101 7 місяців тому +879

      @@PrismaticCrafter That's why it's a good analogy for being bi. Just because you're bi doesn't mean you like girls 50% and boys 50%. Someone can like boys 90% of the time and girls 10%, or maybe they start liking girls but then switch to liking boys. Even if someone has only dated girls, they can still be bi.

    • @cornupswar
      @cornupswar 7 місяців тому +187

      ​@@PrismaticCrafterAnd there's a term for that called cross-dominance.
      It feels natural to me to use my phone with my right hand while I write/draw with my left.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 7 місяців тому +33

      ⁠@@cornupswar That and you wouldn’t want to eat with the same hand you use to beat.

    • @De_Selby
      @De_Selby 7 місяців тому +138

      ​@@kaygirl10101 yeah honestly as a bi person I have no fucking idea how much I like girls and guys in comparison to each other it like changes.

  • @rogeras5966
    @rogeras5966 3 місяці тому +6848

    - “I’m in favor of animal rights”
    - “How can you be in favor of animal rights if you’re not an animal?”

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 3 місяці тому +354

      The funny thing is humans are scientifically classified as an animal

    • @CampsummerINC
      @CampsummerINC 3 місяці тому +9

      Lmfao

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 2 місяці тому +305

      @@victorvirgili4447 Bro, no, we're plants. Stop spreading misinformation.

    • @stillaproudomorifan
      @stillaproudomorifan 2 місяці тому +196

      @@shambhav9534 we’re literally fungi tho?

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 2 місяці тому

      @@stillaproudomorifan They're all lying to you. It's time you stopped believing everything they spout at you and worked with your brain.

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 3 роки тому +23341

    I don't remember where I saw it, but I once read an awesome post that went like this; "All these homophobes that turn out to be gay themselves make me nervous that I'm secretly a spider."

    • @Sparky6Voltz
      @Sparky6Voltz 3 роки тому +133

      Svevevsveskjdnend I love that

    • @laurabelacqua9064
      @laurabelacqua9064 3 роки тому +635

      oh-- could i be a... frog? 😳

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 3 роки тому +1214

      I have a fear of heights, but I might have to smoke something to figgure out what that means.

    • @grammatikaat4329
      @grammatikaat4329 3 роки тому +36

      😄😄😅😅😂

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 3 роки тому +508

      I am so afraid of publishing books and becoming rich and famous! I hope that never happens!

  • @ally4800
    @ally4800 3 роки тому +43202

    "Wait, you're a vegan? How do you even have dinner?" I totally believe that has been said before quite earnestly.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 3 роки тому +370

      I hear Eggplant is quite popular, along with organic peanut butter.

    • @EllieC130
      @EllieC130 3 роки тому +579

      In fairness, its often said in a less hostile tone. Because the first time I heard what veganism was my brain was like “so do they just eat a shit ton of bread or…”

    • @Lovix13
      @Lovix13 3 роки тому +748

      @@EllieC130 vegans 🤝 aces
      Eating a
      shit ton
      of garlic
      bread

    • @FlowerTower
      @FlowerTower 3 роки тому +310

      People ask me this all the time and I always say, “food”.

    • @EllieC130
      @EllieC130 3 роки тому +125

      @@Lovix13 honestly a buddy of mine is ace and this sounds 100% true.

  • @grace-lw6lm
    @grace-lw6lm 5 років тому +29940

    “Wait your black, you don’t act black?!”
    “Susan really, we’re doing this now after all these years??”

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 років тому +693

      Funnily enough people do say that shit to black people

    • @sanna9062
      @sanna9062 5 років тому +70

      *you're

    • @chasedamoni7808
      @chasedamoni7808 5 років тому +44

      *you're

    • @lilweedsea
      @lilweedsea 5 років тому +35

      g-
      Nobody:
      Her: *that exact thing*

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 4 роки тому +118

      I hate that that one actually happens to me

  • @triddie12396
    @triddie12396 4 місяці тому +3300

    The fact that this is still relevant 9 years later is honestly sad

    • @samot4100
      @samot4100 4 місяці тому +191

      Yeah the date shocked me, I wasn't paying attention when I clicked and assumed it came out like 2 weeks ago.

    • @rubyeverred_
      @rubyeverred_ 2 місяці тому

      I literally just noticed it after seeing your comment, what the fuck man :'(

    • @trixsanimations5109
      @trixsanimations5109 2 місяці тому +78

      @@samot4100Me too! Like I seriously thought this just got posted today and was like “yep this is about right.” WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO NOT BE JERKS!? Like there’s still racism and sexism and we started to crack down on that nearly a century ago! Are people just that bored and miserable? (Sorry for the rant the shock of how old this video was kinda got to me.)

    • @Pikog777
      @Pikog777 2 місяці тому +8

      Cry about it

    • @MayW15663
      @MayW15663 2 місяці тому +146

      @@Pikog777The video was made to mock people like you.

  • @novaistired6974
    @novaistired6974 3 роки тому +49677

    imagine if i complained about feeling "unsafe" after finding out my neighbor likes peanut butter

    • @thisslime2109
      @thisslime2109 3 роки тому +3189

      "Oh man I live in fear that they will assault my peanut butter" that's literally the thought some homophobs have like "omg is this gay person going to assault me because there sexual predators" this line of reasoning makes me sick

    • @akiabowens5395
      @akiabowens5395 3 роки тому +261

      @@thisslime2109 well with the rising trend of boys pretending to be gay to get into girls sleepovers on tik tok it is a valid worry, makes you wonder why they're trying so hard to get into that sleepover.

    • @alllieens6299
      @alllieens6299 3 роки тому +784

      @@akiabowens5395 You’d think they’d have enough common sense to not use that as a reason to hate gay people and more so straight guys who pretend to be gay, considering it has nothing to do with actual gay people.

    • @sammysammyson
      @sammysammyson 3 роки тому +1684

      @@akiabowens5395 So...it's *straight* guys...who...are...yeah. Maybe wasting my time here but

    • @akiabowens5395
      @akiabowens5395 3 роки тому +174

      @@sammysammyson but you dont know if they're gay or not, thats like trying to tell someone they're faking cancer or depression

  • @jellybellyfish
    @jellybellyfish 2 роки тому +7075

    As a family friend described my bisexuality to another family friend:
    “That girl swings the bat both ways.”
    “What?! But she’s been with a guy for 5 years now!”
    “Yes, because the current bat-swinging technique is winning the game.”

    • @Ruby_Roulette
      @Ruby_Roulette 7 місяців тому +589

      Omg that's actually awesome tho

    • @Stargazzer811
      @Stargazzer811 7 місяців тому +448

      That....actually makes incredible sense.

    • @omgaminah2388
      @omgaminah2388 6 місяців тому +158

      I wish I could favorite comments.

    • @SkeleGem
      @SkeleGem 6 місяців тому +184

      Shit, that's actually a genius way of describing it to someone. Think I'll just yoink it for myself >:)

    • @E3AloeLi
      @E3AloeLi 6 місяців тому +35

      This is based

  • @randomarcgunner4543
    @randomarcgunner4543 7 місяців тому +15619

    Reminds me of when my brother said "Well there was a sudden rise in gay people after pride started, that's not a coincidence", and I responded by telling him how there was a sudden rise in left handedness after it was legalised.

    • @UndefinedFantasticCat
      @UndefinedFantasticCat 7 місяців тому +2074

      I guess he was right, it was not a coincidence
      but he fell into the "correlation ≠ causation" trap many fall into

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 7 місяців тому +328

      Don't make tap the sign! (points to left-handedness chart)

    • @Fooligan23
      @Fooligan23 7 місяців тому

      “You really see more people being proud of being gay when being proud of being gay became a thing”
      w e l l n o s h i t

    • @nottzo
      @nottzo 7 місяців тому +843

      This is what pride is for honestly, for people who dont understand why it exists. It makes people who are queer feel safer about coming out and not lie about being cishet. Hence the “sudden rise in gay people”

    • @ItsMeFern2019
      @ItsMeFern2019 7 місяців тому +623

      As a left handed person it boggles my mind that there was a point in time where being left handed was illegal (seriously wtf) and as a queer person it's equally as confusing to think that something as harmless as loving another consenting adult or being trans/nonbinary can be criminalized. When you boil it down there's no logic, it's just mindless hate.

  • @childeofepickness
    @childeofepickness 5 місяців тому +5275

    “you don’t like soda??? well, you probably just haven’t tried the right one yet”

    • @SleepyHollowKnight
      @SleepyHollowKnight 5 місяців тому +74

      Realll 😭

    • @JadeTheIdiot184
      @JadeTheIdiot184 5 місяців тому +21

      Best comment

    • @childeofepickness
      @childeofepickness 5 місяців тому +7

      @@JadeTheIdiot184 thanks lol

    • @chewymew
      @chewymew 5 місяців тому +36

      I don't like soda, it burns my throat. I always order lemonade

    • @FlarpEnthusiast
      @FlarpEnthusiast 2 місяці тому +31

      I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY THE NON SODA VERSION OF THIS SO MUCCCCHHHH

  • @rainysyoutube2573
    @rainysyoutube2573 8 місяців тому +11613

    Overheard some kids in my school going; “if you’re gonna be gay, at least…”
    I’m sorry I didn’t read the terms and conditions

    • @tactical_pizzas3660
      @tactical_pizzas3660 8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly, the gay people who keep trying to shove the fact they're gay down everyone's throats by being obnoxious and doing that gazelle-ass voice are extremely annoying and I understand why some people think that way. Respect people's boundaries, as YOU would like them to respect your identity.

    • @TripleYGuyAbandoned.
      @TripleYGuyAbandoned. 7 місяців тому +744

      Why would liking the same gender need instructions?

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 7 місяців тому

      I don't know . I didn't read the terms and conditions. And now I can't find the page. ​@@TripleYGuyAbandoned.

    • @BonnieNakagawa
      @BonnieNakagawa 7 місяців тому +307

      ​Because liking the opposite gender has instructions

    • @rainysyoutube2573
      @rainysyoutube2573 7 місяців тому +118

      @@TripleYGuyAbandoned. beats me ask them

  • @lovebotcalum
    @lovebotcalum 5 років тому +8499

    people are saying “don’t look at the homophobic comment section” but all i see is
    “jEsUs, PrObAbLy.”

    • @shannarafryer3111
      @shannarafryer3111 5 років тому +13

      Lol

    • @thatbitch3254
      @thatbitch3254 5 років тому +7

      @Mandatory Late Term Abortions for All DemoKKKrats I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works...

    • @hannahwyatt4830
      @hannahwyatt4830 5 років тому +2

      @Mandatory Late Term Abortions for All DemoKKKrats No

    • @makaylarhodes7442
      @makaylarhodes7442 5 років тому +6

      I read this as spon as he said it

    • @500_
      @500_ 5 років тому

      @Mandatory Late Term Abortions for All DemoKKKrats I just love how specific is your username.

  • @barbaras9594
    @barbaras9594 5 років тому +5119

    Have you actually ever dated a guy
    Yeah.....
    So you’re straight
    No, I legit just said I’m gay
    But you dated a guy
    Yeah, seventeen years ago
    BuT iTs A gUy

    • @hiwelcometochilis9092
      @hiwelcometochilis9092 5 років тому +41

      Panickingfangirlofawesomeness ! I’m seeing so many people with beebo as their pfp (including myself lol) I’m not complaining tho

    • @starstone3620
      @starstone3620 5 років тому +323

      My ex was a total cunt cuz he descovered I was a lesbian and said bs bout becoming trans so I couldn't leave. I'm now with the best girl ever but everyone was saying "but you dated that guy for like 6months." So yep I get ya

    • @barbaras9594
      @barbaras9594 5 років тому +9

      star stone (thumps chest) praise

    • @candiednyx
      @candiednyx 5 років тому +1

      I relate

    • @user-vo9xe4yw7i
      @user-vo9xe4yw7i 5 років тому +4

      Brendon Urie’s Forehead hello

  • @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
    @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya 6 місяців тому +1409

    I get the, "You're BLACK?!" one all the time online, bro. Especially in a VC. Yes, it sounds EXACTLY like that. Yes, I hit them with, "How tf am I SUPPOSED to sound?" Every single time.

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 6 місяців тому +58

      "Does dad know?!"

    • @Scaryland42
      @Scaryland42 5 місяців тому +53

      they think all gay people talk like the stereotypes

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Scaryland42 Not all, but most. So it's safe to assume that majority of black people sound a certain way, which they do. Stereotype is a stereotype because it's a sterotype. Doesn't get much more simple than that

    • @Scaryland42
      @Scaryland42 4 місяці тому +70

      @@lad4830 i know alot of gay people and not one talks like that

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Scaryland42 I know 2 gay men and they both talk like that. Our personal experiences don't reflect world's average. My personal research into the matter few years back does. Research that showed what I said. Majority does.

  • @peachbooks3199
    @peachbooks3199 2 роки тому +679

    "have you ever tried, not being left-handed?" is sadly actually a real and genuine question people around me has always asked in my country

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 7 місяців тому +64

      "have you ever tried changing the way your brain is hard-wired to work your anatomy?"

    • @flamingpaxtsc
      @flamingpaxtsc 7 місяців тому +24

      That’s literally and figuratively not right

    • @Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n
      @Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n 7 місяців тому +20

      @@tornadomash00 that is not only true for left handed people, but also for gay people

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 7 місяців тому +10

      Yep, until as recent as the mid 20th century, left handed children were forced to learn how to write and do everything right-handed and were forbidden from using their left hand. Why? Who knows. It was barbaric. These kids would develop health problems such as a lifelong stutter, because of being forced to write right-handed. My own grandmother was forced into doing this, and it actually contributed to her eventually developing alzheimers.
      It's a very real thing, sadly.

    • @ohnhai
      @ohnhai Місяць тому +3

      @@duffman18while I never had my hand TIED behind my back at primary school I was forced to sit with my left arm behind my back and to write with my right hand, so I can confirm this was really a thing. (Forced conversion therapy didn’t take I’m glad to say :))

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 7 місяців тому +30985

    I'm not comfortable teaching my kids that homeless people exist. I'm just worried that it'll make them homeless.

    • @pumpco
      @pumpco 7 місяців тому +484

      it likely won't. If your kids are gay it'll come out sooner or later. if they aren't gay then even if they do end up questioning, they'll find out themselves. never force straight or gay onto your kids. it can ruin your relationship and their mental health. that goes both ways. don't let your beliefs dictate your kids

    • @artikulv731
      @artikulv731 7 місяців тому +1704

      @@pumpcoit’s a comparison, OP isn’t serious

    • @Tacoqwerty
      @Tacoqwerty 7 місяців тому +823

      @@pumpco They said homeless, not homosexual. It's also clearly satire

    • @pumpco
      @pumpco 7 місяців тому +80

      @Tacoqwerty it's using one thing to describe another, it's obvious given the context. why would they just be talking about homeless ppl 💀

    • @Nooy_
      @Nooy_ 6 місяців тому +529

      @@pumpcoits an analogy to show how stupid it is. Just take the L man

  • @lemonmoonlavender
    @lemonmoonlavender 3 роки тому +30690

    "being gay goes against my religion!"
    no one's forcing you to be gay, mike

    • @charadreamuur7229
      @charadreamuur7229 3 роки тому +3170

      Someone once said
      “If all it takes for you to be gay is one conversation with a gay person then congratulations you’re already there”

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 3 роки тому +683

      Don't mind me, just setting up here before a homophobe slides into the replies:
      (Preemptive measures, I'm sure you guys understand)
      Know, o white straight karen, I am fully prepared to clown on you. And I will enjoy the ensuing mayhem because us gays love chaos

    • @jamsjamie2898
      @jamsjamie2898 3 роки тому +85

      I love your pfp

    • @yurutsuki002
      @yurutsuki002 3 роки тому +210

      Yeah, *mike*

    • @lemonmoonlavender
      @lemonmoonlavender 3 роки тому +128

      @@yurutsuki002 i just chose that cause it's my grandpa's name fjkdjalana

  • @randomtrashbag708
    @randomtrashbag708 5 місяців тому +716

    "Have you ever tried not being left handed?"
    They uses to beat people until they stopped being left handed

    • @AmeliaC-e8o
      @AmeliaC-e8o 3 місяці тому +58

      My brother is left handed. When ever someone brings up the fact that lefthanded people were seen as kids of the devil he laughs and yells: Hell yeah we are!

    • @Serial_Designation_X
      @Serial_Designation_X 3 місяці тому +4

      i am the 99th like, may the next person feel satisfied

    • @EmberLeo
      @EmberLeo 2 місяці тому +26

      All the more relevant analogy considering how many people think they can abuse gayness away.
      We got over anti-left-handedness, we can get over this.

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 2 місяці тому +12

      It's literally the same thing again.
      Ahhh so many people are coming out as [insert thing here] it's contagious!
      Oh wait it's actually just all the people who didn't tell us earlier bc they were afraid.

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 Місяць тому +5

      I still remember teachers forcing left handed kids to be use their right hands when I was in school.

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 3 роки тому +5315

    "Have you ever tried _not_ being left handed?"
    Me, left handed: Yes-

    • @coocooformycocoapuffs3235
      @coocooformycocoapuffs3235 3 роки тому +137

      same and it went horribly

    • @IronycheinPain
      @IronycheinPain 3 роки тому +121

      me, originally left handed but was forced to be right handed as a kid: uhm

    • @kimdokja5720
      @kimdokja5720 3 роки тому +108

      my 6th grade math teacher said (with a lot of disgust) "Were you not taught by your parents to use your right hand?" and he got fired later.
      (some extra context: Ages ago, in my culture, left handed people were sorta looked down upon, like there weren't any major problems, but being left handed was considered bad)

    • @axelling_atk
      @axelling_atk 3 роки тому +1

      @@IronycheinPain lol me too

    • @1vyKh4n
      @1vyKh4n 3 роки тому +34

      i read somewhere that lefties (such as myself) are like 50% more likely to be gay
      accurate

  • @connormaclane
    @connormaclane 8 років тому +22769

    Sad thing is, as a left handed, I have actually had people ask if I could not be left handed. XD

    • @Connect_with_Yourself
      @Connect_with_Yourself 8 років тому +955

      me too. Growing up they used to say its the devils hand

    • @angelface1528
      @angelface1528 8 років тому +549

      amina jama A long time ago my 6th grade science teacher told me growing up ppl who were left handed tried to be right handed cuz they were told it's the devil

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 7 років тому +512

      Did you know left handed were actually labelled as abominations? just as late as the 70s lmao, what a stupid planet.

    • @thewandererchannel7985
      @thewandererchannel7985 7 років тому +11

      NC Quadraxis then leave it crudball. I hear the sun is warm this time of year when are u leaving?

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 7 років тому +99

      I won't leave it, I'll finish you humans off instead, a much better solution for myself and the rest of this planet's species.

  • @Eric-gv4di
    @Eric-gv4di 2 роки тому +11682

    Oh here's another: "I don't have anything against people with green eyes, I just disagree with their lifestyle"

    • @herbcookie8062
      @herbcookie8062 2 роки тому +510

      my eyes are green and my entire life is sleeping 15 hours a day, watching youtube and playing video games

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 роки тому +326

      @@herbcookie8062 Shit man, I agree with that

    • @M-nerd800
      @M-nerd800 8 місяців тому +97

      this makes no sense. its not homophobic to disagree with what people do. As a Christian, i for one disagree with it, but dont hate them. its homophobic to hate someone and pretty much bully somone because their gay, HOWEVER it is not homophobic to disagree with what someone does, or even to tell them personally i dont like it. thats just different views and religious perspectives.

    • @mozzarellatherat9687
      @mozzarellatherat9687 8 місяців тому

      That’s not valid. Green eyes adds no lifestyle changes to an individual. Quit hating on Christians.

    • @liammcconnell9322
      @liammcconnell9322 8 місяців тому +614

      @@M-nerd800in this case, you can’t really separate the “act” of being homosexual from just being homosexual. This is who we are, we don’t just flip a switch sometimes and decide to be gay.

  • @Thatreallyweirdkpopstan
    @Thatreallyweirdkpopstan 5 місяців тому +236

    When I first found out about homophobia I had to get my teacher to explain it over and over AND OVER again till the poor woman was uncomfortable. I was 11 and so damn confused that someone could judge someone else or have an opinion or prejudice against someone because of who they DATE. Like what??? How does it even make sense? wtf?

    • @Defektiv17
      @Defektiv17 5 місяців тому +39

      Hating people for stupid reason will never make much sense

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 3 місяці тому +28

      Thats because bigotry is not rational at all, and has no real basis in reality beyond stuff you are told to fear or belief about a group of people you dont know anything about
      and kos are very... literal? im not sure how to put it, if something doesn't make sense to them they will activelly try to understand it, they try to find logical reasoning for everything, otherwise they won't understand it

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 28 днів тому +6

      I had the same experience with racism
      Up until around 2015, I genuinely didn’t think racism was still a thing, and couldn’t understand why it was ever a thing

    • @HeliatroCipher
      @HeliatroCipher 9 днів тому +6

      Reminds me of when I first encountered the concept of trans/non-binary as a kid, it made perfect sense to me.
      I was really confused and upset when my parents said it was wrong. Messed up my mind for a good while

  • @IljaHordist
    @IljaHordist 7 місяців тому +21192

    You are fighting for the preservation of the Rainforest? Are you one of those... those... TREES?

    • @TripleYGuyAbandoned.
      @TripleYGuyAbandoned. 7 місяців тому +444

      Your example will definitely be put in this video if the video got a sequel.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 7 місяців тому +137

      Entirely possible someone might have said this in Rwanda around the 90s.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 6 місяців тому +45

      :) Totally underappreciated comment... So far!

    • @NightrageTheFox
      @NightrageTheFox 6 місяців тому +56

      ​@@TripleYGuyAbandoned. seeing the amount of transphobia, they're prolly gonna make a transphobia sequel if they do.

    • @carmensfootstool7377
      @carmensfootstool7377 6 місяців тому +36

      I feel like somebody wouldve said this to the lorax

  • @consciousness147
    @consciousness147 3 роки тому +6216

    About the first one: when guys say their bi people assume they're actually gay.
    When a girl sais she's bi the assumption is she's straight really.
    When a girl sais she's a lesbian, people think she's actually bi.
    It allways tends to the assumption that the attraction to men is allways stronger. Our society makes me laugh and cry at the same time 😭😂

    • @Musicandfilms7
      @Musicandfilms7 3 роки тому +432

      Oh my god, you' re rigth I haven't noticed that, patriarcal society(sorry for my bad English)

    • @annablue2799
      @annablue2799 3 роки тому +390

      Actually I feel like even if you are a lesbian people still think your straight.

    • @consciousness147
      @consciousness147 3 роки тому +169

      @@annablue2799 even worse 😅

    • @annablue2799
      @annablue2799 3 роки тому +535

      @@consciousness147 yes it is. I'm a lesbian and people still say stuff like "you havent found the right guy jet" wile complitly ignoring that I have a girlfriend and that I like girls and that if I would ever like a guy I would be bi. But it seems like they think it would make me straight like they complitly ignor the fact that I like girls. As if I just choosed to be with girls insted of being alone or something like that.

    • @consciousness147
      @consciousness147 3 роки тому +75

      @@annablue2799 im curious, are the people who say this mostly men, women or both?

  • @apersonnamedjune
    @apersonnamedjune 6 років тому +8895

    "Jack And JILL walked up the hill, not Jack and BILL!"
    ".....It's a FUCKING STORY!"
    This is probably my favorite one, to be honest.

    • @oliverllamas3774
      @oliverllamas3774 6 років тому +212

      APersonNamedBob Jack and Jill are always siblings not lovers :\

    • @seanurbik5158
      @seanurbik5158 6 років тому +15

      InaudibleBoom Interesting, going by that logic, all your arguments against homosexuality are strawman.

    • @seanurbik5158
      @seanurbik5158 6 років тому +58

      InaudibleBoom Despite the fact I have better things to do than arguing with a homophobe, I think it needs to be said that your *insert religious leader here* lied to you. god, I'm sure, does not care if people want the same, or different gender to be with for the rest of their lives.
      BTW, let me know if that's not it, and I'll get to it eventually.

    • @seanurbik5158
      @seanurbik5158 6 років тому +12

      InaudibleBoom Oh please, share, what are these "reasons".

    • @Guerrillablackdog
      @Guerrillablackdog 6 років тому +7

      The delivery is nice. 👌

  • @Goinmach8
    @Goinmach8 4 місяці тому +351

    i didn’t even notice this was made 9 years ago since the arguments haven’t really changed since

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 2 місяці тому +10

      Same. It's really sad honestly

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 Місяць тому +2

      I also assumed this was just posted but the lack of trans-specific examples should have been a giveaway for me

  • @cheshireket3132
    @cheshireket3132 3 роки тому +12795

    Homophobes be like "if I'm not allowed to direct hate at ppl because they don't do what I want them to, am I really free?"
    edit: read. direct hate at. feel however you want. if you start directing hate at people, people have a right to not tolerate your intolerance. Because YOU are the one making the situation unlivable at that point.
    We can all be different and tolerate eachother. I'm not gonna bow my head to YOUR belief just because you want me to. and i WILL call you out for being intolerant.

    • @kiatorrette5631
      @kiatorrette5631 3 роки тому +326

      @@GeneralPatton88 Are you saying it's wrong to not like someone for being homophobic?

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 3 роки тому +59

      You did that really well. It must have been a tricky sentence to type. Stay well, Cheshire Ket.

    • @pistonar
      @pistonar 3 роки тому +224

      Unfortunately, there are people who actually think that way.

    • @dualapeepa7719
      @dualapeepa7719 3 роки тому +179

      @@GeneralPatton88 aaaah that's like asking "but what about the murder-phobes", people who hurt you, why will you like that?

    • @dustinm2717
      @dustinm2717 3 роки тому +362

      They often seem to forget that the freedom they treasure so much goes both ways, it's not just their freedom it's also freedom for their opposition
      "I have the right to say whatever i want"
      Well we also have the freedom to not want to deal with you and the right to speak out against you for being an ass

  • @natsuki4021
    @natsuki4021 5 років тому +23236

    "Excuse me? I'm on a gluten free diet so you shouldn't be allowed to have bread!"

    • @ahmadfauzanbagaskoro7642
      @ahmadfauzanbagaskoro7642 5 років тому +862

      "if you eat bread while i'm gluten allergic, i will also be dead"

    • @yvettetheefestiveprincess7561
      @yvettetheefestiveprincess7561 5 років тому +43

      bars

    • @angrydoodle8919
      @angrydoodle8919 3 роки тому +60

      That’s how people who don’t eat gluten actually act like

    • @Eeeww
      @Eeeww 3 роки тому +218

      @@angrydoodle8919 in what universe

    • @raigs9484
      @raigs9484 3 роки тому +29

      @@Eeeww this one? I can eat gluten. But I've seen this, quite odd.

  • @marshy_5406
    @marshy_5406 7 місяців тому +11145

    If we were to go back a century or so, that left handed one was probably said unironically

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 місяців тому +207

      Soviet-bloc countries taught mandatory right-handedness as recently as the 1970s, and to this day in Vietnam.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 5 місяців тому +239

      Don’t even need to go that far back. My ex’s mom is a big weirdo who thinks being left handed is bad so she forced her child and subsequently her grandchild to use their right hand despite being left handed. I witnessed this only ten years ago.

    • @marshy_5406
      @marshy_5406 5 місяців тому +82

      @@DiMagnolia my aunt was left handed and was forced to use right hand. My parents decided not to convert me only cuz apparently “left handed people are smart”

    • @alexjohn9300
      @alexjohn9300 5 місяців тому +49

      lmao dude this is the deal in most asian countries, at least my own because its seen as wrong for some reason and its said religiously but I still haven't found a verse from the Quran addressing right-handedness being the only thing you can have. I mean if God literally created these people, why would He tell them not to use their hand He created as dominant lol its stupid.

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@SomeFreakingCactusWasn't that one of the bullshit things left over from Russian Empire Soviets for some reason didn't get rid of?

  • @boatingbrookcosplay7447
    @boatingbrookcosplay7447 5 місяців тому +316

    Oh wait don't forget! "How do you know you don't like licking bus windows if you never done it before"

  • @theatrekid-hi9207
    @theatrekid-hi9207 3 роки тому +13139

    I’ve heard someone say “It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”
    And another person was like, “Well they committed the first sins so I don’t think we should consider them the best role models.”
    😭😭 I didn’t even have to tell the original commenter how stupid they were cause the second guy did it but also made it hilarious 🤣😂

    • @Yesmypfpismeirl
      @Yesmypfpismeirl 3 роки тому +1430

      PLS EXACTLY LMAO. and i once heard someone say :”It’s Adam AND Eve not Adam OR Eve? Therefore everyone must be bisexual.”

    • @theatrekid-hi9207
      @theatrekid-hi9207 3 роки тому +250

      @@Yesmypfpismeirl lmao that’s perfect😂😂

    • @theatrekid-hi9207
      @theatrekid-hi9207 3 роки тому +331

      @Lydian R IM LOVING THE ENERGY 😭😭

    • @Nora-mb1cx
      @Nora-mb1cx 3 роки тому +115

      @Lydian R period

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +131

      This reply chain is great

  • @namesarefortheweak
    @namesarefortheweak 3 роки тому +2627

    I recently overheard people in my class talking about gay people, and one of them said something about how they didn't like gays, and were asked if they were homophobic. I kid you not these were their exact words.
    *I'm not scared of them.*

    • @fuwu9904
      @fuwu9904 3 роки тому +221

      Some people really be like that

    • @lookatmyfacern
      @lookatmyfacern 2 роки тому +28

      oh wow

    • @sickchild9523
      @sickchild9523 2 роки тому +105

      Phobia literally means fear tho LOL?

    • @fuwu9904
      @fuwu9904 2 роки тому +335

      @@sickchild9523 irrational fear and/or hate for something

    • @hejhej821
      @hejhej821 2 роки тому +46

      @@fuwu9904 I cant find anything about hate in The definition tho, he is probably just parroting it from someone in The family

  • @caissieelyse311
    @caissieelyse311 5 років тому +11687

    If you say it's "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" Let me "Adam and Breathe" while you "Adam and Leave"

  • @azucar_skull
    @azucar_skull 4 місяці тому +166

    no no, i'm totally chill with you literally breathing air. but could you not do it in public when there are kids around? they'll just get confused.

    • @ennipumpkin
      @ennipumpkin 4 місяці тому +11

      Confused by what? Just tell them that people can have different romantic and/or sexual orientations, it’s not that hard.
      Although making out or doing something super intimate in public is kinda weird, don’t do that in general. Doesn’t just apply to gay people.
      But like holding hands or hugging, small kisses etc. shouldn’t be a problem even for kids

    • @absentooo
      @absentooo 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ennipumpkinis this serious

    • @ennipumpkin
      @ennipumpkin 3 місяці тому +2

      @@absentooo my comment? yeah.

    • @familytablet6453
      @familytablet6453 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ennipumpkin ... do you not understand sarcasm?

    • @ennipumpkin
      @ennipumpkin 2 місяці тому +9

      @@familytablet6453 Lmao I must’ve been tired af when writing this. How did I not pick up on that-

  • @elfi643
    @elfi643 3 роки тому +12536

    The original jack and Jill rhyme was actually jack and gill, aka, 2 boys

  • @CB-yr4hq
    @CB-yr4hq 2 роки тому +7795

    I don't understand why people would be homophobic when they're homosapiens themselves 💁‍♀️

    • @thenono48rayan
      @thenono48rayan 8 місяців тому

      Im not homophobic
      Im anti-lgbt 🗿

    • @sweetflower570
      @sweetflower570 8 місяців тому +115

      😂😂😂😂funny comment.

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 8 місяців тому +489

      @@Crusherbbx it's not that deep. people just love each other. that's it.
      heterosexuality is only a norm socially because of how reproduction _generally_ works. but if you look at nature? animals of the same sex will stick to each other as mates just like animals of opposite sex (who can reproduce) would. animals don't have comprehension of social norms, they don't care. they just love who they love and stick to each other as mates if they will. why should and why _would_ it be any different with humans just because we developed critical thinking?
      don't believe me, you can look up examples yourself if you're so interested in educating yourself.
      an example off the top of my head is birds, namely cockatiels. cockatiels, just like many other bird species, are generally monogamous by nature, and often only stick with a single mate for the rest of their lives, sometimes even ignoring other attempts of mating even after their original mate has already passed. there are video footages online of homosexual cockatiel pairs who display the exact behavior a heterosexual pair would with each other. one i remember being of two females, one of which had passed after a while, and even after a male cockatiel was introduced to the "widow"''s environment and attempted to mate with her, she simply ignored him.
      you can ignore this as much as you want out of bias, but just know you're denying nature, science and many studies researches have made and shown evidence for. all of which you can easily find if you simply try.
      regarding the term homophobia, though, it is not defined by the fear or anxiety of homosexuals, that's a huge misconception. it's the prejudice against homosexuals. if you don't like homosexuals or are disgusted seeing homosexual acts with no reasonable explanation, yes you are homophobic.
      good day :)

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn 8 місяців тому +85

      I like homogenized milk.

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes 8 місяців тому +7

      @@CrusherbbxI thought your name looked familiar.

  • @pilarcovington4932
    @pilarcovington4932 7 років тому +2022

    "So wait, you're a vegan? How does that even work? How do you even have dinner?"
    I lost it.

    • @joanapereira3336
      @joanapereira3336 6 років тому +23

      Pilar Covington Me too I’m vegan and it’s so strange how people are so dumb

    • @ophelia8019
      @ophelia8019 6 років тому +2

      Honestly I'm more confused as to how that's homophobic

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 6 років тому +32

      Ophelia | It's analogy to "wait, you're [gay/bi/ace/trans]? How does that even work?" Which isn't as bad as "no that's wrong" honestly.
      Except I think that happens to vegans more than gay people...

    • @ophelia8019
      @ophelia8019 6 років тому +1

      Ooooh
      Yeah I guess that kinda makes sense?

    • @charadreemurr8781
      @charadreemurr8781 6 років тому +2

      Pilar Covington has that woman had a salad before?

  • @TheGmodkilla
    @TheGmodkilla 6 місяців тому +2442

    "This phase of you liking Star Wars will pass"
    Disney made DAMN sure of that.

    • @GirlPantsProductions
      @GirlPantsProductions  6 місяців тому +322

      This is 1000% true

    • @NoombatIsMe
      @NoombatIsMe 6 місяців тому +97

      @@GirlPantsProductions9 years later and you still respond?

    • @GirlPantsProductions
      @GirlPantsProductions  6 місяців тому +212

      @@NoombatIsMe never count us out

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 місяців тому +18

      It makes me much less want to express myself glorifying the whole thing, rather specific key elements about it that I still enjoy while being very critical of the rest

    • @BILL-CIPHER-I-NEED-SIXER
      @BILL-CIPHER-I-NEED-SIXER 4 місяці тому

      THE SEQUELS THEMSELVES DID THAT SINGLE HANDEDLY

  • @trumpetguy6430
    @trumpetguy6430 5 років тому +3952

    "YoU tUrN sTrAiGhT RiGhT nOw oR Im dIsOwNiNg yOu" I actually have gay friends who have literally asked me if they can live at my house if they get disowned when the tell their parents. THIS IS SAD!!
    Also love the video lol 👏👏👏
    Edit: whoa thanks for all the likes guys!!

    • @GrinFlash007
      @GrinFlash007 5 років тому +51

      Just make sure the soap is firmly placed in the bathroom.

    • @eggchi5159
      @eggchi5159 5 років тому +130

      @@GrinFlash007 Holy shit

    • @cool23819
      @cool23819 5 років тому +12

      @@GrinFlash007 huh?

    • @RealGrouchoMarx
      @RealGrouchoMarx 5 років тому +46

      @@cool23819 its a rape joke

    • @ceooftaxfraud8974
      @ceooftaxfraud8974 3 роки тому +3

      @@GrinFlash007 ??

  • @namespara6669
    @namespara6669 8 років тому +3937

    the 'you're black?!' one was funny as hell.

    • @SSelkie3
      @SSelkie3 7 років тому +100

      i literally couldnt hell he was black! :0

    • @o.steinman3855
      @o.steinman3855 7 років тому +104

      Iniquis _ Ikr? He didn't _sound_ black!

    • @actualtrash7873
      @actualtrash7873 7 років тому +86

      O. Steinman he didn't _dress_ black either!

    • @agatkagrzyb653
      @agatkagrzyb653 7 років тому +51

      Ikr, I would never guess he's black!

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +18

      I don't see color. Like, any color. I don't even know what color the words I'm typing are.

  • @Stranger11105
    @Stranger11105 5 років тому +2443

    When I had first heard homophobia, I didn’t know what it was. So I took the two basic meanings, homo, meaning man (as in mankind), and phobia, meaning the fear of something.
    “The fear of humans? But they’re a human.”

    • @nihilisticotaku7907
      @nihilisticotaku7907 5 років тому +66

      @@Stranger11105 it does mean man in Latin

    • @Danquebec01
      @Danquebec01 5 років тому +271

      @@spellthiefs7422 “Homo” means man in latin. Which is why the name of our species is Homo Sapiens (“wise man”).
      “Homo” means “same” in greek. Interestingly, “Homosexual” is made of both a greek root and a latin root (“sexual”), which is quite unusual.

    • @Stranger11105
      @Stranger11105 5 років тому +30

      Danquebec01 oh.
      sO I WAS RIGHT NYEHEHHEHEUDJBCHSKNS
      thanks

    • @spellthiefs7422
      @spellthiefs7422 5 років тому +12

      @@Danquebec01 i know, but in this context it means same

    • @SamanthaRodarteThePiePrincess
      @SamanthaRodarteThePiePrincess 5 років тому +22

      @@Danquebec01 what if it's actually "man" "sexual"

  • @Icyendermanlel
    @Icyendermanlel 4 місяці тому +143

    im flabbergasted at both how good the video is it is genuinely hilarious and how this video remains relevant after apparently NINE YEARS

  • @thepip3599
    @thepip3599 3 роки тому +2792

    I’ve always thought that people who insist that asexuals like me are straight are like “You don’t like ice cream? That means you like vanilla”.

    • @Llamasopher
      @Llamasopher 2 роки тому +38

      If you're hetero romantic then you are straight..... Which not all ace people are but yeah

    • @moonbowcraze1632
      @moonbowcraze1632 2 роки тому +218

      Frick, yes. People somehow can't understand if I'm gay or straight when I'm aroace.

    • @Very-Uncorrect
      @Very-Uncorrect 2 роки тому +30

      @@Llamasopher nope, a straight person is someone who is both heterosexual and heteromantic.

    • @Llamasopher
      @Llamasopher 2 роки тому +16

      @@Very-Uncorrect where did you get this information?

    • @Llamasopher
      @Llamasopher 2 роки тому +39

      @@Very-Uncorrect by that logic you can't be gay either if you don't like sex

  • @atlasprdx
    @atlasprdx 3 роки тому +789

    I love how it's homophobic vs *normal* people, like exactly

    • @graystone2802
      @graystone2802 3 роки тому +9

      Nobody really gives a fuck what other people do with their sex life

    • @kaylawilliam701
      @kaylawilliam701 3 роки тому +39

      @@graystone2802 Damn, I wish I could believe that shit.

    • @graystone2802
      @graystone2802 3 роки тому +5

      @@kaylawilliam701??? The only ones who care are maybe an outspoken minority of like, religious conservatives or something, and even still, most of them don’t genuinely give a fuck. Homophobia is extremely overblown because victim status gives power.

    • @kaylawilliam701
      @kaylawilliam701 3 роки тому +40

      @@graystone2802 Right well when gay people just got the right to marry in 2017, people are still being pushed off roofs and killed for it, at every pride you will find a group of homiphobes protesting it, the high number of suicide from lgbtqia+ people, and many other examples I don't think I can agree with you on that

    • @kaylawilliam701
      @kaylawilliam701 3 роки тому +22

      @@graystone2802 yes...normal people. I can say as a pansexual human people very much do care. Trust me I would rather them mind they business but sadly they dont

  • @your_fireplace
    @your_fireplace 2 роки тому +5258

    one time, I told an "ally" that I was bi with a female preference (I'm a guy) and so he said "you sure you're not straight?" Billy, I've dated multiple guys before, pretty sure I'm not straight

    • @whocares7093
      @whocares7093 2 роки тому +632

      Same but the other way around. I am a bi female in a longterm relationship with a man. Doesn't make me less bi though, i have dated women before.

    • @your_fireplace
      @your_fireplace 2 роки тому +178

      @@whocares7093 exactly!

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 роки тому +413

      Yeah the Bisexual denial/erasure is absolute bullshit. Like how hard is it to wrap your head around liking more than 1 thing? People literally do it all the time but when it comes to sex or romance it suddenly makes no sense.

    • @saaraa7876
      @saaraa7876 2 роки тому +186

      @@Merilirem I hate when this happens in the media as well. I wanted to tear my hair out watching Piper from Orange is the New Black angsting over whether she’s straight or a lesbian for several seasons. Like it never occurred to her that she was bi all that time…

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 2 роки тому +32

      @@saaraa7876 that happens to a lot of people.

  • @blinkboi1827
    @blinkboi1827 5 місяців тому +154

    As a gay person who was raised by and grew up around homophobic people (memphis tennessee smh), I can tell you this is exactly how it sounds to them. Like, this is legit what they sound like.

    • @Navi-vm2dl
      @Navi-vm2dl 5 місяців тому +23

      Homophobes are an interesting specimen, my father is a conservative trumper and he's also an avid fan of freddy mercury always replaying under pressure on a disk. When we were watching bohemian rhapsody and i wanted to turn it off because it was a mid movie. But guess why he instantly turned it off after some time? The gay kissing scene. I'm not kidding.

    • @blinkboi1827
      @blinkboi1827 5 місяців тому +10

      PFFT- THAT'S SO REAL. That feels like something my grandparents would do..... and my mom. My mom isn't homophobic or anything but whenever I watch movies and I'm like "*gasp* That character's gay! I can tell" and I'm just talking to myself about stuff like that she's like "Can you just enjoy the show." And I give her a look and one of those slow creaky head turns because this is how I enjoy movies and TV shows.

    • @Navi-vm2dl
      @Navi-vm2dl 5 місяців тому +14

      I also think being homophobic is always linked to being racist, my father asked me to turn off blacKKKlansman because it was a movie about black people. I wish i was joking.

    • @blinkboi1827
      @blinkboi1827 5 місяців тому +6

      Bruh. Luckily I don't think that's the case due to the people I grew up around being old southern christian white people who actually aren't racist but who you would think would because it's Mississippi. But I do agree that it can be linked to that, 100%

    • @Rubiktor012
      @Rubiktor012 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Navi-vm2dlDid your dad still like Freddie Mercury after that? Because either way it's really stupid. Either he ignores the movie and passes it off as "wokeification", or he just stops enjoying the thing he loved because it has someone gay in it.

  • @kyrabambach2805
    @kyrabambach2805 5 років тому +1061

    0:34 Men shall not cut their beards. Y'know who said that? Jesus, probably.
    *Dolls in the background.*

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 5 років тому +9

      Jesus never said that. I can say that definitively because I’ve read the damn book.
      That’s also why I don’t pray at the Christ God.

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 5 років тому +26

      @@grayblackhelm9761 it does say it in the old testament though.

    • @Trilliman707
      @Trilliman707 3 роки тому +2

      @@grayblackhelm9761 christ dont want u praying to him its repulsive he wants u only pray directly pray to God almighty alone

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 3 роки тому +5

      @@Trilliman707 We should probably take down all those images of Jesus being crucified in churches then.

    • @Trilliman707
      @Trilliman707 3 роки тому +3

      @@josephperez2004 yea I agree that's idolatry

  • @izzyl.1337
    @izzyl.1337 5 років тому +23935

    “Being homosexual goes against *my* religion, so you can’t be homosexual!”
    “Then you shouldn’t eat that cookie because it goes against *my* diet.”

    • @hatusnee
      @hatusnee 5 років тому +1572

      This is such a great comparison im gonna steal it

    • @buttertea5914
      @buttertea5914 5 років тому +137

      Lmao 😂

    • @daniwilliams4365
      @daniwilliams4365 5 років тому +84

      Lmao yes!

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 5 років тому +912

      I'm Christian but I'm not against homosexuals. I think homophobia is stupid and those kind of homophobic people don't pay attention to worse things
      Edit: I'm not even a Christian anymore and I'm a bisexual non binary person now leave me alone

    • @buttertea5914
      @buttertea5914 5 років тому +69

      Rogue Cheney bravo. I’m bisexual xD

  • @rogue123987
    @rogue123987 8 років тому +3790

    "Hey, have you ever tried not being left handed?"
    The look on the guys face is just perfect. XD

    • @IaMSpeaks
      @IaMSpeaks 8 років тому +6

      +Justin Plainname GTB. "Acting" how do you act a sexuality

    • @alexcockshott2794
      @alexcockshott2794 8 років тому +7

      +Justin Plainname Using your left hand is a choice, not being left-handed.

    • @rogue123987
      @rogue123987 8 років тому +7

      ***** I second Alex on this. Not that it really matters if it's a choice anyway. I mean, I choose to wear trainers instead of high heels. It doesn't really mean anything.

    • @rogue123987
      @rogue123987 8 років тому +2

      ***** So? Just because you can change something doesn't mean you should.

    • @rogue123987
      @rogue123987 8 років тому +17

      ***** I'm not really sure what you're point is. Sure a gay guy could get with a girl but he wouldn't really love her and it'd just end up being terrible for everyone involved. Why are we even talking about this to begin with? My comment had nothing to do with this. I was just saying how the left-handed guy's reaction to the girl asking him to be right-handed was really funny. Never in any of my comments did I say or even imply that gay people are incapable of having straight sex/relationships or vice versa. Although, the fact remains that someone trying to have a relationship with someone they have no romantic feelings for is an awful idea.

  • @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg
    @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg 5 місяців тому +219

    I'm a cishet person, but homophobic people confuse me lmao. Like...leave people ALONE. If someone is gay, it doesn't affect me nor who I date. Just chill tf out cmon

    • @minty204
      @minty204 5 місяців тому +7

      what's a cishet?

    • @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg
      @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg 5 місяців тому +39

      @@minty204 cisgender and heterosexual ^^

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 4 місяці тому +2

      To an extend you are correct. But if I'm in a park with my kids and there are 2 gay men making out on a bench I would be concerned about the effect that sight has for my kids. It's a common knowledge that kids are blank pages and what they see and hear gets written down and their development continues based on that. Now. I really want to go to that park, and I go there knowing that can happen. Those gays really wanted to go to that park aswell, but they should acknowledge that they are a massive minority (95% of the world's population is straight) and hence should keep that activity for private places. I can be tolerant of their existence if they are not ignorant of their position within society. Do you agree? If I was a gay I would never kiss my partner in public, not because I would be ashamed (or maybe I would be, who knows), but because I understand that if I did it. I would make people uncomfortable, because I'm a minority and they are not used to that. Same reason why I'd wear eye patch if I was missing one eye even if it were less comfortable than not having one. Because If I had that revealed, it would make people uncomfortable. I hope you see my point.

    • @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg
      @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg 4 місяці тому +49

      @@lad4830 I mean, I can sort of get where you're coming from, but having a man and a woman make out on a bench can be very impressionable on children as well. And I'm pretty positive those statistics are false. NBC News conducted a survey, and it found 9% of adults across 30 countries identify as LGBTQ+. And, someone being a minority and being that minority out in the open shouldn't make people uncomfortable. (Unless they're making out, but heterosexual people shouldn't make out in front of kids either.) I'd be concerned about ANYONE doing anything remotely sexual in public. By making the argument that you'd want to hide some sort of eye patch in public, you're arguing that other minorities (such as POC) should want to hide that part of themselves as well. Same goes for people who are say, disabled. And missing one eye is not the same as being LGTBTQ+, so it's a strange argument to make. However, I can partially understand where you're coming from, but I think we should take in all the facts :)

    • @muffinboy344
      @muffinboy344 4 місяці тому +40

      @@lad4830 Any two people getting it on, on a public park bench is inappropriate, regardless of their sex. In that sense yes, you're completely correct that it's inappropriate for two gay people to make out in public.
      However, the secondary issue is that you're coming to the conclusion that your personal discomfort with gay people is a "them" problem, so they should "know their place" as a minority. That is homophobic. You need to ask yourself why it makes you uncomfortable, not put blame on someone for daring to be born not straight.
      Straight and non-straight people alike are entitled to the same level of socially acceptable public displays of affection. Your discomfort about that is a you problem.

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 2 роки тому +512

    "Have you ever tried not being left handed"... actually, yeah, lots of left-handed kids were forced to do things right handed in the past. That can prove traumatic and lead to serious issues and consequences in a child's development... so the analogy still works.

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 2 роки тому +17

      yeah i had a friend in elementary school whose mother forced him to not write with his left hand

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 8 місяців тому +29

      I'm genuinely surprised there was litterally any hate towards lefties. I'm gonna make sure my children grow up with that same mindset about everyone.

    • @Garden0flowr
      @Garden0flowr 7 місяців тому +40

      Its actually where the word sinister comes from
      Sinistral describes someone thats left handed, and being left handed was so demonized that the word sinister is defined as a synonym for evil

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Garden0flowr bruh-

    • @hydrofrolicwildflower3393
      @hydrofrolicwildflower3393 7 місяців тому

      What @@Niaomi101

  • @giovannigiovanni9377
    @giovannigiovanni9377 8 місяців тому +2600

    It’s crazy that people still believe someone can just become “not” gay. It’s never nor with it ever work that way because it’s not a choice

    • @vinstatic420
      @vinstatic420 8 місяців тому +217

      It's like telling these same people to "choose" to be gay and seeing how that goes.

    • @jovianmelendez
      @jovianmelendez 8 місяців тому +245

      ​​@@vinstatic420Ive heard some of them say that they have chosen it bc theyve been attracted to the same gender but "reject it"... some of em are fr just closeted bisexuals without knowing it which is why they think its a choice lmaoo

    • @clockwork3494
      @clockwork3494 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jovianmelendezNot the exact same but I literally got into an argument with my mother about a gay couple she read about in the news when I was 17.
      One was trans (ftm) and the other was cis, the parents of the trans son were, and I quote "worried our daughter has been brainwashed by this gay man into transitioning and running away with him so he can r and abuse our daughter."
      The trans son in question was 25, had been low contact with both parents since turning 20 and had lived with the bf for the past 3 years.
      I wish I was joking when I say this, but my mother couldn't gasp why he wouldn't want to "stay a girl and have kids" and I tried to explain it every which way but she just couldn't understand it and I just.. huh??
      Homophobes and transphobes are unironically some of the most brainless and sutpid people istg..

    • @AuroraMoon2000
      @AuroraMoon2000 7 місяців тому +38

      I think it comes from the fact that sexuality is a sliding scale and for select people, it sometimes will change over time because your sex drive also changes over time. STILL NOT A CHOICE THO!! It's your body changing on you regardless of whenever you like it. I speak from experience, when I was a teenager I had a somewhat high sex drive and liked both genders, but then over time the sex drive changed and then it was like I became demisexual, as in I was no longer sexually attracted to strangers or everyone else based on appearances and the like, Now I have to get to know them better and bond with them before I literally feel anything. so I changed from hardcore BI to slightly bi-leaning demisexual over time. for those who don't know, Demisexuality is on the Ace scale which would mean I'm Aro-flux. It's really a mixed blessing for me, because there were times when I wished I had a normal sex drive. but then I hear everyone's dating woes which makes me thankful I have a low sex drive, because imagine having to deal with shitty people just so that you can get laid.

    • @WRSpiral
      @WRSpiral 7 місяців тому +63

      Anytime someone throws the "being gay is a choice" bullshit at me, I ask them if they choose to be straight.

  • @OpenMind3000
    @OpenMind3000 5 років тому +22377

    I actually would be concerned if my Kid liked christian Rock.

    • @krisgraves7018
      @krisgraves7018 5 років тому +445

      If I had kids I hope they would love Christian rock

    • @nekow1785
      @nekow1785 5 років тому +615

      Doesn’t sound very open minded to me

    • @Trilliman707
      @Trilliman707 5 років тому +158

      @@krisgraves7018 if i have kids ill make sure they r straight and believe in God and jesus but dont have to b all religious i let them choose whatever religion they wanna join as long as it aint santanism
      Edit:2021 I'm no longer Christian
      But still gona make sure they are straight

    • @jasperrrrrrrr3136
      @jasperrrrrrrr3136 5 років тому +936

      Emmanuel Spurlock I absolutely hate that you would make sure they are straight

    • @LL-vj5yp
      @LL-vj5yp 5 років тому +86

      OPEN MIND ...which proves you have a closed mind. What a surprise !

  • @Ivyinterrupted
    @Ivyinterrupted 4 місяці тому +110

    I love that they’re implying homophobic people aren’t normal (which is the truth but its funny)

  • @frasertheboii1628
    @frasertheboii1628 7 років тому +692

    Oh my god do I look vegan in this shirt?

    • @johnnyjoestar7107
      @johnnyjoestar7107 7 років тому +1

      Johanna Penne LMFAO

    • @shutupdiana420
      @shutupdiana420 6 років тому

      Johanna Penne LMAOOOO

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 5 років тому +3

      No you like a vegetarian

    • @lex4103
      @lex4103 5 років тому +3

      nah I'm going to buy a vegan pride shirt #veganpride -ohbtwI'mnotveganjusttiredandgay-

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 5 років тому +3

      UGGGHHHH GET THAT SHIRT OUT OF MY SIGHT!! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT I'M FRIENDS WITH A VEGAN

  • @GalaxyGal-
    @GalaxyGal- 8 років тому +3356

    The first is biphobia. Thanks for bringing attention to it.

    • @mlshiza5335
      @mlshiza5335 7 років тому +7

      Carl Grimes's Eyepatch lol

    • @fridanil2882
      @fridanil2882 7 років тому +57

      This is why i haven't come out

    • @doritobrando4966
      @doritobrando4966 7 років тому +91

      One with a black guy can be seen as transphobia.

    • @CPiz321
      @CPiz321 6 років тому +18

      Carl Grimes's Eyepatch I know right it needs more attention

    • @MissBossy
      @MissBossy 6 років тому +5

      Are you fucking kidding me.

  • @villagerc7130
    @villagerc7130 6 років тому +9450

    Wait... *You're BLACK?!?*

    • @ctrlaries
      @ctrlaries 6 років тому +13

      Jun The8th CARAT

    • @villagerc7130
      @villagerc7130 6 років тому +5

      L AAAYYY! Btw L is my favourite character

    • @hanobody6863
      @hanobody6863 6 років тому +1

      Jun The8th really

    • @JnoseAll
      @JnoseAll 6 років тому +175

      “Lets go on a black date” 😂😂😂

    • @villagerc7130
      @villagerc7130 6 років тому +6

      JnoseAll I'm so done 😂

  • @schplengie1
    @schplengie1 5 місяців тому +63

    My fave is "if im at walmart and two men are kissing, how am i supposed to explain it to my kids?"
    Just try: "sometimes two men can like each other..."
    Or, even better, dont say anything because it's 2024 and they probably already know about gay people lol.

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 7 місяців тому +1507

    This was made in 2015, but it feels like it was made yesterday. Shows how well written this is... and how much certain parts of humanity just refuse to improve.

    • @TripleYGuyAbandoned.
      @TripleYGuyAbandoned. 7 місяців тому +40

      Absolutely agree.

    • @notendorpyxel
      @notendorpyxel 7 місяців тому +74

      well luckily for those of us willing to make the choice to be a decent, those who wish to dwell in their phobic, traditionalistic ways will slowly but surely be forgotten as society progresses toward acceptance.

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 7 місяців тому

      ​@@notendorpyxelnot in America unfortunately. With all these anti-trans bills being passed I think the government is trying to slowly outlaw anything with LGBTQ+ in it. Like getting rid of books because there's implied homosexuality, don't say gay bill, all these streamers and UA-cam popular amongst children telling them to be homo/transphobic. I feel society is regressing.

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet 7 місяців тому

      Why is the quality so crisp. Am I that old?

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 6 місяців тому +8

      @@notendorpyxel that's kind of a silly idea tho, you can't actually expect then to just all disappear along with their beliefs.

  • @walruskimjungun957
    @walruskimjungun957 9 років тому +11187

    Jack and Jill walked up the hill not jack and bill
    It's a fucking story.
    I lost it.

    • @GirlPantsProductions
      @GirlPantsProductions  9 років тому +312

      WalrusKimJungUn MUAH!

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 років тому +31

      IKR

    • @dccoulthard
      @dccoulthard 9 років тому +14

      +WalrusKimJungUn Exactly when I lost it!!

    • @musicbox193
      @musicbox193 9 років тому +64

      +WalrusKimJungUn That's the point; it's an invalid argument against homosexuality. And As I have previously mentioned, it began as Jack and Gill.

    • @010dx010
      @010dx010 9 років тому +8

      Funniest part

  • @annemarie5622
    @annemarie5622 5 років тому +11871

    Biphobia is like; Person: Do you like vegetables
    People: Yes
    Person: So you’re a vegetarian
    People: No...I like meat too.
    Person: PICK

    • @Eepyveepy
      @Eepyveepy 5 років тому +933

      Being an omnivore is a struggle

    • @giftedwolf6671
      @giftedwolf6671 5 років тому +663

      りくかいと It’s like when your bilingual lmao.
      #The bible says Adam and Eve, not Hebrew and Cantonese

    • @hrithik1114
      @hrithik1114 5 років тому +132

      lol so true, I came out to 1 friend and this was his reaction, fuck coming out

    • @giftedwolf6671
      @giftedwolf6671 5 років тому +17

      Hrithik Woah seriously

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kugla_Orca
    @Kugla_Orca 3 місяці тому +19

    I have actually had someone say “you don’t act black you act white and eat instant ramen like a Japanese person” to me. bruh I speechless when they said that

    • @Lacrimosa_YT
      @Lacrimosa_YT 20 днів тому

      If i got a nickel for every time someone referred to me as "the whitest black person they've ever known" i'd have 2 nickels. Which is not much, but odd that it happened twice xD

  • @Renzy-LuLu
    @Renzy-LuLu 7 місяців тому +1266

    As a normal person, this is exactly right. Same with racism. I am outright confused, perplexed, shocked, and just irritated. Like, HUH?

    • @TillyCorbin
      @TillyCorbin 5 місяців тому +83

      as a racist, i am shocked when i find out my friends are black, it happened like 9 times already and i only have 12 friends

    • @natgrant1364
      @natgrant1364 5 місяців тому +5

      @Renzalate : It sounds like it could have something to do with you NOT being an asshole.

    • @suzannamcghee9435
      @suzannamcghee9435 5 місяців тому +29

      I agree with that. My parents were in the military so racism wasn't a factor for me until I was about ten and we got stationed in the southeastern US. That was a wake up call for me. Nothing like being called hey you white girl. Still get called that sometimes. I still don't understand why it matters. We are all human beings at the end of the day does physical appearance really matter?
      I feel the same way about weight. Some people with medical problems can gain weight from taking specific medications. Why is fat shaming a thing? It all feels childish and ignorant.

    • @stevenluoma1268
      @stevenluoma1268 5 місяців тому +17

      People like to ingroup/outgroup. It's a convenience that kinda calls back to tribalism. An emotional defense mechanism that is no longer useful to protect resources.
      Race, sexuality, gender, social class, clothes, religion are easy ways to ingroup/outgroup. So people do it without thinking about what it actually means.
      Then you get people who have a bad experience or are uncomfortable with something and want to create a generalized justification that isn't "I'm insecure about this" and we get this "fun" stuff.

    • @jamesmoses4066
      @jamesmoses4066 4 місяці тому +1

      As someone from texas, y'all would probably consider me homophobic and racist. Though I think all of you are the weirdos, and we're the normal ones. I guess it depends on who you're surround with.

  • @koffinkiss
    @koffinkiss 5 років тому +3542

    No kid of mine is going to listen to Christian Rock. That's just abusive.

    • @rorschach5510
      @rorschach5510 5 років тому +12

      That's not abuse

    • @El1society
      @El1society 5 років тому +203

      Rorschach review that’s a joke

    • @rorschach5510
      @rorschach5510 5 років тому +24

      @@El1society ohhhhhhhhh

    • @watermarqkiki6972
      @watermarqkiki6972 5 років тому +35

      I personally don't like Christian rock. I like Christian pop😎😎😎

    • @s-o-m-b-e-r
      @s-o-m-b-e-r 5 років тому +12

      I'm sure if it was "Islam rock" you'd feel differently.

  • @ds22342
    @ds22342 5 років тому +843

    What consenting adults do to each other should be of no concern to uninvolved individuals.

    • @ieatworms7919
      @ieatworms7919 5 років тому +14

      @david saxon Oh so now you're racist too, please support this claim as well.

    • @ds22342
      @ds22342 5 років тому +111

      @david saxon what part of "consenting adults" do you not understand?

    • @negathemurderousrobot4479
      @negathemurderousrobot4479 5 років тому +44

      As long as it’s consensual and I don’t have to watch, I am fine.

    • @obliviousfantasy633
      @obliviousfantasy633 5 років тому +57

      @david saxon You're generalizing all gay people there bud. We don't even do or support most of that.

    • @obliviousfantasy633
      @obliviousfantasy633 5 років тому +87

      @david saxon Also, GAY PEOPLE DIDN'T SPREAD AIDS. It was not our fault. If anything, it was the government's for not doing anything. THEY had the power to stop the epidemic. Straight people spreaded aids as well. It was some-what new, uncontrolled, and people were unsure what cautions to take during sex or we're just ignoring it.

  • @Fnord26
    @Fnord26 Місяць тому +14

    “Have you ever tried NOT being left-handed?” Is a question I have been asked too many times

  • @kennethmcgregor5953
    @kennethmcgregor5953 3 роки тому +5814

    Kinda gay to be homophobic. Why do you care so much about who other men are sleeping with? Because you're jelous?

  • @abbno0934
    @abbno0934 3 роки тому +1367

    as a christian, if my children liked christian music, id be somewhat concerned

    • @edurom2111
      @edurom2111 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @CFSworks
      @CFSworks 3 роки тому +123

      There are, like, 2-3 good Christian bands/artists. But the rest of it all sounds like the same bland stuff.

    • @h.a.w.k7169
      @h.a.w.k7169 3 роки тому +4

      It's the message not the jam, lukewarm.

    • @christofera.amadeus8704
      @christofera.amadeus8704 3 роки тому +54

      @@h.a.w.k7169 u could just read the Holy Bible if u want that
      Also saying lukewarm to a christian sounds like screaming RACE TRAITOR to someone who dates a different race 😂

    • @christofera.amadeus8704
      @christofera.amadeus8704 3 роки тому +3

      I mean i heard a few decent ones, but i guess different country means different experience, i live in Southeast Asia

  • @meikobarragan6210
    @meikobarragan6210 7 років тому +215

    The one at 1:05 kinda hit home.
    "Oh you're gay? You don't act or sound gay."

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 7 років тому +21

      Maniak Manners Right??? like oh shit, forgot my rainbow home, lmao...

    • @benw9949
      @benw9949 7 років тому +1

      How about when you're too gay for some people and not gay enough for others? It's their definition of what's "gay" that is their problem. This happens within the gay community and online, as well as in person, and among straight people.

    • @malcolmdy
      @malcolmdy 2 роки тому +14

      Right? Like my family found out I was gay and they kept on teasing me about wearing dresses and stuff.
      no.
      I like GUYS not SKIRTS.

    • @heavy0119
      @heavy0119 5 місяців тому +4

      Like I’m sorry I didn’t read the terms and conditions

    • @Glowing_Iris
      @Glowing_Iris 5 місяців тому

      This one was a double kill honestly

  • @gehap
    @gehap 5 місяців тому +47

    WAIT. 9 YEARS AGO??!!this is such a good vid ngl-

  • @dinnerbone3680
    @dinnerbone3680 6 років тому +9337

    You know who said that? Jesus probably.

    • @lanfanji7784
      @lanfanji7784 6 років тому +43

      😂😂😂

    • @iskippedabeat5732
      @iskippedabeat5732 6 років тому +51

      I love how many likes this got despite the fact that you just quoted the video, it was a great line though 😂

    • @gamzeemakara1723
      @gamzeemakara1723 6 років тому +21

      It's even funnier because he did say that

    • @mujiescomedy279
      @mujiescomedy279 5 років тому +14

      Emey ah, Jesus Probably: the lesser known brother of Jesus Christ

    • @yaoimafia
      @yaoimafia 5 років тому +5

      ɪ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴍɢ

  • @scorpioigor
    @scorpioigor 5 років тому +386

    The funny part is, the Bible does say something against men shaving their faces.

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 років тому +419

    Ok for some reason when he said “Jesus probably” in my head I just heard Bill Wurtz
    “Merchants, probably”

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 5 років тому +41

      ... and they’ve got sPicES

    • @toastw7105
      @toastw7105 5 років тому

      best comment/reply i've seen on this video honestly

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 років тому +11

      Sweaty Skeleton
      Who would like to buy the spices?
      “Me!”, Said the Arabians, swiftly buying it and selling it to the world

    • @aidenoliver1681
      @aidenoliver1681 5 років тому

      Yessss

    • @fifthmystery
      @fifthmystery 5 років тому +7

      Also *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @ZEROHEROFOREVER
    @ZEROHEROFOREVER 6 місяців тому +45

    I’m not comfortable with my children knowing books exist, if i let them know they might want to be a book themselves!

  • @northwindkey
    @northwindkey 3 роки тому +909

    "It's just a phase"
    So is life itself. We're alive for a temporary period. A phase. Guess I should just sit back and wait to die.

  • @DaBigMike27
    @DaBigMike27 9 років тому +2590

    I once had a conversation with a person who is extremely against gay marriage. When I asked him why he was against it, all he could say is that it was immoral and offensive. I continuously responded by asking him "but how would gay marriage affect you?". All he could say was just that it offends him. So then by his logic, just because something is offensive to someone, it should be banned. Then why isn't straight marriage banned? Since it could possibly offend gay people, straight marriage should be banned. He proceeded to call me a liberal idiot who didn't know what I was talking about, and even went as far as to say I was going to hell for being gay. I'm not even gay. I truly don't understand people's logic behind not wanting gay marriage to be legal. Even if someone doesn't agree with it, it doesn't actually affect them. I even find it sad that voting is required to allow it. Voting is for issues that affect everyone. Gay marriage doesn't affect anyone except the two people getting married.

    • @kaylapierre9940
      @kaylapierre9940 9 років тому +115

      ***** why don't you like or agree with any of the arguments coming out in favor of same sex marriage? Because you, as a homosexual would like a different kind of marriage? Oh wait, you're heterosexual. Because religion rules the world? Oh wait, there's separation of church and state. Because it's unnatural? So were cameras. Because it's spoken about in the Bible? So is divorce, and pre-martial sex, also slavery was deemed okay in the New Testament , but not by Jesus, by the writers, just as homosexuality was. Because it goes against someone's personal beliefs? There's a fine line where business life starts, and personal life ends, people need to find out where that is because business is business whether you agree with someone's life choices. Because you don't understand it? I don't understand gravity, I don't go floating off into space.

    • @christinahong1257
      @christinahong1257 9 років тому +71

      DaBigMike27 you should've told him that he's stupid and that stupidity offends you and that he should therefore be banned

    • @kaylapierre9940
      @kaylapierre9940 9 років тому +49

      ***** I'm sorry, I misinterpreted your argument. But also, the pope has said that Catholics should accept the LGBTQA+ more.

    • @pmangano
      @pmangano 9 років тому +18

      Oh dont be mistaken my friend there are lots of hetero, and exclusive couples that are way worse for a familly than ever having fathers into poligamy... I mean Excluding religious reasons (wich you seem to do) there's no reason to not allow both of them. There are happy, and healthy families in poligamous cultures aswell.
      As for incest some people do it, from a reproductive standpoint its bad, but human relationships shouldn be all about reproduction. If the couple is int ogenetic counselling or anything like that i dont see a problem either...
      You see, if something works in the relationship of people that are consenting, i dont really see a reason why they should be discriminated in the civil sphere. I mean 3 people can raise a kid, its not unheard of, does it makes any difference if those 3 people are related by blood, by marriage, or by friendship?
      There's also another face on it, people shouldnt be prevented of doing something because its "bad for the familly" first, no one can tell you what is good for your familly, itsthe parent's job to decide that, secondly not every people want to form fammilies you know... some simply want to have the rights given by a court legal marriage, like insurance and things like that (vary by country), and start a life together.

    • @kaylapierre9940
      @kaylapierre9940 9 років тому +21

      Gold finX Actually you'll be happy to know that there's more than 2 genders, there are even more than 2 sexes, because there's inter-sex people though.

  • @Eszra
    @Eszra 5 років тому +210

    What's even worse is I've heard some of these said in actual life as said in the video.

  • @violetta-mwah
    @violetta-mwah 9 днів тому +17

    Biphobia sucks man. Spent 8 years of my child/teen-hood struggling to accept the fact that I like girls (religious trauma yay). Once I finally did, I come to the LGBT+ community and hear some randos complain about me liking boys. Leave me ALONE. 😭💔 I just wanna find love, community, and be happy.

    • @play3r.wav.
      @play3r.wav. 4 дні тому

      the religious trauma bit is so relatable.

  • @saddaddytentacles9897
    @saddaddytentacles9897 5 років тому +588

    They said it’s Adam and Eve, so I said I’ll just do both🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 5 років тому +24

      HAH gotem

    • @INTPTT
      @INTPTT 5 років тому +154

      After all, it's the bible. Not the straightble.

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 5 років тому +25

      @@INTPTT Shit had me dying

    • @lmao5270
      @lmao5270 3 роки тому +20

      @@INTPTT
      After readed that a thing pop off on my head
      And it said "All-Queeran"
      That's mean everyone is Queer!

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea 3 роки тому +13

      @@saltysoysauce954 Also wasn't there a relationship between two men in the bible? Correct me if I'm wrong

  • @littlebear9842
    @littlebear9842 5 років тому +1156

    I'm straight but I still love everyone bcuz Jesus says to love your neighbor :3
    EDIT: it has been 2 years and I'm an atheist now :p I read the full bible and it's pretty disturbing. And people will say "Oh that creepy stuff is just metaphors or taken out of context" but the fact that the bible even has some of the stuff it does in it, metaphor or not, is not right to me. And it contradicts itself just too many times.

    • @Lyle_Plays
      @Lyle_Plays 5 років тому +206

      You know...
      If everyone who followed Jesus' message would react like this to the LGBTQ+ community, the world would be a much happier and safer place.
      Thank you for this comment :)

    • @littlebear9842
      @littlebear9842 5 років тому +184

      @@Lyle_Plays your very welcome. I definitely agree with you. My family says that God hates all LGBT people and I just don't get why they would say that. Like what about "Thou shalt not judge" or "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" and many more. God is love. Not hate!!

    • @stefanlazarevic3520
      @stefanlazarevic3520 5 років тому +25

      But if I love my male neighbor isn't that kinda gay

    • @littlebear9842
      @littlebear9842 5 років тому +125

      @@stefanlazarevic3520 no. There is something called platonic love. Like when you love your son or your brother. Duh

    • @littlebear9842
      @littlebear9842 5 років тому +9

      @@gabis.06 lol thanks buddy

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638 3 роки тому +470

    “Wait your black? Let’s go on a black date together!” Is literally the same as a girl having a gay best friend.

    • @nathanmello4407
      @nathanmello4407 3 роки тому +6

      Offtopic but ohhh, that pfp, its from Flapjack isn't it? I was so scared from this cat when i was younger, lol

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638 3 роки тому +8

      @@nathanmello4407 I've actually never seen it, but I do know the cat lol. When I was looking at the characters, the first thing that came to mind when I saw Captain K'nuckles was literally just, "is that Perry the Platypus?"

    • @nathanmello4407
      @nathanmello4407 3 роки тому +5

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7638 - LMAO, you cursed me with this vision too now!
      But fr, flapjack is too good, got out of the cartoon norms such as Courage the Cowardly dog, loved both of them but was also terrified of both

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 3 роки тому +17

      I regret to inform you that you found the punchline :p

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 2 роки тому +15

      Imagine if just-
      "Hey let's go have a straight lunch."
      "Aww you got straight married?"
      Yeah it's WEIRD

  • @simonsemanak2004
    @simonsemanak2004 8 днів тому +24

    0:19 remember frodo and sam climbed the mt. Doom not frodo and sara

  • @tatortfanforever7321
    @tatortfanforever7321 8 років тому +1195

    SCOTUS: "Marriage is LEGAL for all consenting adults, regardless of race or gender. It's the law. Get used to it."

    • @KaiserBob99
      @KaiserBob99 8 років тому +3

      +TatortFanForever So is incest ok according to u?

    • @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 8 років тому +86

      +Zabuza Momochi Incest is legal in the most conservative and homophobic states so you tell me.

    • @KaiserBob99
      @KaiserBob99 8 років тому

      Source?

    • @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 8 років тому +41

      +Zabuza Momochi In Alabama, you can marry your cousin, that's in the state constitution.

    • @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @egwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 8 років тому +2

      +Matthew Bigelow no

  • @loveanddreambig
    @loveanddreambig 8 років тому +2637

    "You wanna know who said that?! Jesus, probably!"
    I'm dying. xD

    • @soIeils
      @soIeils 5 років тому +2

      loveanddreambig *probably*

    • @smolhobean7518
      @smolhobean7518 5 років тому +5

      @@julienielsen3746 ₙₒₜ ₒₙₑ ₛᵢₙgₗₑ ₚₑᵣₛₒₙ aₛₖₑd yₒᵤᵣ cᵣᵤₛₜy aₛₛ

    • @Kitty.ggaall
      @Kitty.ggaall 5 років тому +2

      @@julienielsen3746 This is why people think all Christians are homophobic. I'm bi, and if I remember correctly, God said the only thing you had to do was love him and love others. God won't send you to hell for being gay or bi.

    • @tomandjeryyandtomandjerrya7521
      @tomandjeryyandtomandjerrya7521 5 років тому

      @@Kitty.ggaall have u heard god saying that?

    • @Kitty.ggaall
      @Kitty.ggaall 5 років тому +2

      @@tomandjeryyandtomandjerrya7521 Have you read the bible? Because if you have, you would know that he said that.

  • @guilhermeteodosio40
    @guilhermeteodosio40 8 місяців тому +2476

    Imagine if "protect the kids" people actually cared about protecting the kids instead of fear mongering about gays

    • @themagicmushroom9236
      @themagicmushroom9236 8 місяців тому +16

      Wth are you yapping abt 💀

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 8 місяців тому +6

      @@themagicmushroom9236 I meant what I said

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 8 місяців тому +334

      @@themagicmushroom9236 I meant what I said

    • @dynaspinner64
      @dynaspinner64 8 місяців тому +24

      Saying this doesn't address the argument, you are trying to shift the main point being discussed. Not saying that you shouldn't help others but this is nothing but failing to attack the argument.

    • @stunnawhirl
      @stunnawhirl 8 місяців тому +4

      @dilorenzo2797That’s a lie and you know it, straight people especially straight men are higher on those statistics r4pqng and abusing children

  • @ShizukuMizuchi1
    @ShizukuMizuchi1 5 місяців тому +36

    The fuckin left handed guy being scolded by the lady when they just should swap seats is classic and ridiculously relatable.

  • @damianahylemon2651
    @damianahylemon2651 6 років тому +2981

    I really like how they included biphobia

    • @bitchycommenter7706
      @bitchycommenter7706 5 років тому +39

      Damiana H why does hate against bi people need its own name? Why can’t it just be called homophobia?

    • @tristanneal9552
      @tristanneal9552 5 років тому +270

      Bitchy Commenter Well, bisexuals aren’t homosexuals. So I mean, by definition it’s not applicable. But specifically, it’s a different type of phobia. Lots of gay people are biphobic, but obviously aren’t homophobic. The example here was an analogy to a gay person denying a bisexual their identity by asserting they’re just gay but afraid to commit/come out of the closet (a semi-common thought in the gay community that’s just flat out wrong).

    • @EpicRealistTV
      @EpicRealistTV 5 років тому +49

      @@tristanneal9552 Very true, indeed! #fellowbisexual

    • @socorrespecial
      @socorrespecial 5 років тому +29

      @@bitchycommenter7706 lol you really live up to your username huh

    • @jaswarren6248
      @jaswarren6248 5 років тому +52

      Bitchy Commenter because a lot of hate against bisexuals is not against gay people. a lot of gay people and straight people are biphobic but not homophobic

  • @firrigagamer8281
    @firrigagamer8281 5 років тому +303

    “Love everyone no matter what.”
    “But what if they’re gay and believe in other gods?”
    “Did I fucking stutter?”

    • @christofera.amadeus8704
      @christofera.amadeus8704 3 роки тому +33

      I believe those people who uses the bible to justify their hate to gay people are like the Israelites (i guess?) That hate the Samaritans, which Jesus Himself PUT in a good light in one of His stories

    • @mariaconnell610
      @mariaconnell610 3 роки тому +29

      Counter response: "Yes, even if they ask stupid questions."

    • @charlesepperly1526
      @charlesepperly1526 2 роки тому +15

      @@christofera.amadeus8704 If people use the bible to hate others then they are not good people, because God Loves love everyone, not everything they do, but he still loves them regardless!

    • @xxxmaysilssss690
      @xxxmaysilssss690 2 роки тому +15

      Dude, I’m an atheist and even I know that argument is wrong. The religious rhetoric is “hate the sin, not the sinner”.

    • @charlesepperly1526
      @charlesepperly1526 2 роки тому +4

      @@xxxmaysilssss690 yes, that is correct!

  • @riaali9429
    @riaali9429 2 роки тому +546

    Its just odd to be that pressed about someone else's sexuality. Being visibly upset/annoyed by something that really doesn't even involve you? It's very embarrassing

    • @Rp-pi5df
      @Rp-pi5df 10 місяців тому +23

      Tell that to the middle east.

    • @adonishackett
      @adonishackett 7 місяців тому +5

      the fact you don't get why thats important genuinely scares me to my core.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 7 місяців тому

      @@adonishackettyeah, that’s why we call it homo _phobia._

    • @average-neco-arc-enjoyer
      @average-neco-arc-enjoyer 7 місяців тому

      @@adonishackett homophobe gets ptsd from people not being like them

    • @chogakan
      @chogakan 7 місяців тому +1

      exactly.

  • @Akuma-gt9dx
    @Akuma-gt9dx 2 місяці тому +38

    Im scared of teaching my kids about french people are real, what if they turn french?

    • @breadloaf1840
      @breadloaf1840 2 місяці тому +4

      LOL

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ 2 місяці тому +6

      that's a fair concern, Personally, I'd be more afraid of teaching my kids about animals, or going to the zoo. I mean they're so young, impressionable, and don't know any better... so what if they start eating grass and howling at the full moon??

    • @cinnarollinq
      @cinnarollinq 2 місяці тому +6

      yeah man.... im scared of showing my daughters dad to her.... what if she becomes a man?

    • @ShikanoinKazoo
      @ShikanoinKazoo Місяць тому

      Truly the worst thing in the world😔,I can't even imagine torelating that sort of behavior.

    • @ShikanoinKazoo
      @ShikanoinKazoo Місяць тому

      @@Akuma-gt9dx Disown them

  • @astro.mp3348
    @astro.mp3348 3 роки тому +243

    "you know who said that?...jesus probably"
    is now a thing i say daily

  • @mattw2626
    @mattw2626 8 років тому +2886

    "men shall not cut their beards" yeno who said that? Jesus probably hahahaha crying i love you

    • @thesexiestmanintheworld6974
      @thesexiestmanintheworld6974 8 років тому +8

      How long have you been gay? When did you make the choice?

    • @beepbeepbeeepgtasong9685
      @beepbeepbeeepgtasong9685 8 років тому +20

      It actually used to be a sin for men to cut their beards. It's not anymore though.

    • @miseriacanterai
      @miseriacanterai 8 років тому +8

      +BEEP BEEP BEEEP gta song It's not anymore though? Who decided that or was there a FYI from God in the meantime? Stupidest people comment on youtube.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 8 років тому +2

      +matthew worsley The creration of this planet and EVERYTHING on it is MUCH bigger than god.

    • @thesexiestmanintheworld6974
      @thesexiestmanintheworld6974 8 років тому

      wanderer1955
      HEY MORON, FUCKIN MORON!

  • @RubbiDuckiLuci
    @RubbiDuckiLuci 6 місяців тому +44

    It's crazy that it's 2024 and homophobia is still a thing.

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 6 місяців тому +3

      aye sadly

    • @ToffeeTuff
      @ToffeeTuff 6 місяців тому +4

      A lot of people just suck, unfortunately there’s nothing we can do about it other than ignore them

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 5 місяців тому +3

      @@ToffeeTuff aye but well you get numb to it trust me i would know

    • @Laurentxoplex
      @Laurentxoplex 5 місяців тому +1

      Well you all will die out in 10 or more years cause you cant make kids lol.

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie 5 місяців тому

      @@Laurentxoplex being queer isn't genetic so your wrong

  • @angelpunk111
    @angelpunk111 5 років тому +364

    *i was gonna say it sounds a lot like my homophobic dad, but I remembered I dont have one.*

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 7 місяців тому +767

    I know it's a joke, but as a left handed person I have repeatedly been told I should try "not being left handed"

    • @dr_popcorn
      @dr_popcorn 7 місяців тому +60

      My dad went to a Catholic school in his early years. He was born left-handed, but the nuns forced him to write with his right hand. Now he can't do anything left-handed anymore.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse 6 місяців тому +29

      That genuinely is terrible. I'm sorry that you've had to deal with that.

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 6 місяців тому +43

      ​@@dr_popcornMy dad made me use my right hand for a lot of things, and now my handwriting sucks with both hands lmao

    • @Kadukunahaluu
      @Kadukunahaluu 6 місяців тому +33

      You should tell them "try writing with your left hand and see how easy it is"

    • @SysterYster
      @SysterYster 5 місяців тому +7

      Really? In this day and age??? :O That's crazy.

  • @FuLchecker
    @FuLchecker 5 років тому +378

    1:23 my parents have said that to me so sooo many times 😂 yet here I am still disappointing them every day with my love for star wars

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 8 місяців тому +6

      my parents did the same when they found out about my love for Bible Discussion and Study Meetings but six years after a much unnecessary grippy sock vacation, I'm still on my bullshit

  • @bumbleprime7713
    @bumbleprime7713 5 місяців тому +30

    This video was made 9 years ago, but it feels like it was made within the last 2 lol

  • @RingsOfSolace
    @RingsOfSolace 3 роки тому +168

    God I used to be one of these people when I was religious. Believe it or not, my brother coming out was one of the things that made me stop believing in religion. Not the only thing, but one of the many things that changed my perspective at that time.

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 роки тому +21

      Both you and your brother are some top tier chads

    • @1nv15BL3
      @1nv15BL3 2 роки тому +2

      Ok, but do you sacrifice a horse to Wotan every Wednesday or not?

    • @dudemanofdude
      @dudemanofdude 8 місяців тому

      Did you listen to Christian rock too? That's potentially just as bad

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 7 місяців тому +6

      @@dudemanofdudelisten, I may be a queer homie, but you can pry my Skillet CD’s from my cold, dead, gay hands.

    • @hydrofrolicwildflower3393
      @hydrofrolicwildflower3393 7 місяців тому

      How? @@empressofhearts7300