Just thinking of all the stories involving humanity being scary cqc gods and now we can add Silverback to our spec forces. Rip and tear to the extreme.
I wonder how what could basically be described as God feels about his 1st human friend becoming a human knife holder. The 2nd story seems like if intelligence is what set humans apart from the rest of the apes what happens if you give the other apes intelligence too. (the good ending)
I wouldn't call that God, but it could be any number of gods from as many mythologies, just the purposes didn't line up to an abrahamic one, or half of the norse cast.
@@techstuff9198 we talking the German guy with the mustache, the Russian one, The Italian one, or either of the American ones, or any part of the monarchy of Britain (while the monarchy held power)? Point being that a lot of people use divine appointment as an excuse, publicly or in their own minds.
In case it isn't known in the future, Julius Ceasar was a conqueror and emporer of the roman empire. That empire has been long dead by the time this was written, by about a thousand years, and the weapons that empire used were advanced for the time, but consisted of what is considered to be very primative weapons nowadays; catapults hurling at best flaming tar-covered rocks, Swords, Shield wall tactics, Ballistae firing long wooden rods with sharp tips, and some spear-or-sword-wielding cavalry. The fact that these comparatively primitive troops could destroy a spacefaring civilization's army implies that the alien civilization was going around conquering worlds with very primitive war technology, despite their transportation tech.
Well perhaps not a true tea... but peppermint or chamomile is possible but unlikely... more likely would be a mulled wine I would think. Perhaps even the the strong undiluted stuff following a victory.
This is a humanity that survived and allied with the sentient apes that emerged after the events of the movie series "planet of the apes". So wasn't intentional uplifting, and we're centuries past the events of the movies.
I mean that’s literally the best outcome for planet of the apes and technically not wrong, there are so many different subspecies all with some minimal level of intelligence, if we actually taught them and got them to build societies along side us to work as a unified interspecies Union we could literally take the stars by force
Lol soo advanced aliens could not hold their own against Romans... sure JC was pretty decent leader and their armies were good for the time especially. But still shields, short swords of the era and a bit primitive armor comparing to later eras. Eh hehe.
Planet of the apes best ending
reject modernity, return to monkey
Yes it was nice
1st story: Silly aliens, this is what you get for developing FTL before projectile weaponry.
2nd story: "Allow us to introduce ourselves..."
Even with projectile weaponry, you should always practice melee. There’s ALWAYS the possibility you will run out of ammo or won’t have time to reload.
Just thinking of all the stories involving humanity being scary cqc gods and now we can add Silverback to our spec forces. Rip and tear to the extreme.
The first story would explain SO much of terran history.
Second one, uplifting the great apes would be easier than cats.
And Uplifting the bears would not even be necessary. Seriously, one of them already was an artillery Kapral.
Uplifting cats would be a major mistake. I like cats but cats are assholes.
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п It taught itself by watching the men.
I wonder how what could basically be described as God feels about his 1st human friend becoming a human knife holder.
The 2nd story seems like if intelligence is what set humans apart from the rest of the apes what happens if you give the other apes intelligence too. (the good ending)
"This is how God must feel when he holds a gun." - Homer Simpson
Deliciously chaotic no doubt.
I wouldn't call that God, but it could be any number of gods from as many mythologies, just the purposes didn't line up to an abrahamic one, or half of the norse cast.
@@henrypaleveda7760 A certain murderer has an interesting interpretation of God, he even managed to reignite the faith of a mad caster.
@@techstuff9198 we talking the German guy with the mustache, the Russian one, The Italian one, or either of the American ones, or any part of the monarchy of Britain (while the monarchy held power)? Point being that a lot of people use divine appointment as an excuse, publicly or in their own minds.
In case it isn't known in the future, Julius Ceasar was a conqueror and emporer of the roman empire. That empire has been long dead by the time this was written, by about a thousand years, and the weapons that empire used were advanced for the time, but consisted of what is considered to be very primative weapons nowadays; catapults hurling at best flaming tar-covered rocks, Swords, Shield wall tactics, Ballistae firing long wooden rods with sharp tips, and some spear-or-sword-wielding cavalry. The fact that these comparatively primitive troops could destroy a spacefaring civilization's army implies that the alien civilization was going around conquering worlds with very primitive war technology, despite their transportation tech.
But, no tea for Julia, Wine?
I believed everything except Caesar having access to tea.
Well obviously it was alien tea
no the god brought that
@@mr.k4918 Yes, the God brought Alien Tea
Well perhaps not a true tea... but peppermint or chamomile is possible but unlikely... more likely would be a mulled wine I would think. Perhaps even the the strong undiluted stuff following a victory.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Hopefully the entity continues to find us interesting
Story 2: Planet of the Apes joke.
Still think humans would up lift dogs first. Or the apes where uplifted in pursuit to uplift dogs
This is a humanity that survived and allied with the sentient apes that emerged after the events of the movie series "planet of the apes". So wasn't intentional uplifting, and we're centuries past the events of the movies.
@@donanthebarbarian5177 I'm of the head cannon that the orangutang is a huge movie buff. And when he said that line his companions cringed.
I think we will definitely ugrade dogs first. But I don't think there is a huge amount of tweeking needed to make apes as smart as most people.
Another one of my story! I'm honored! you did very well!
glad you enjoyed
For the Narrator the Algorithm and all us Damm dirty apes
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APES TOGETHER STRONG!!
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
1:37 Now that's ear candy. Thank you Agro!
1:38 damn bro that was sexy X3
I mean you hit the right tone and *hit to make feel that kind of evil/chaotic/gleefull Vibe
Extended family, cousins.
First story written from the perspective of Discordia
Agro really went the extra mile on the first story. love how his excitement is pouring out lol
I mean that’s literally the best outcome for planet of the apes and technically not wrong, there are so many different subspecies all with some minimal level of intelligence, if we actually taught them and got them to build societies along side us to work as a unified interspecies Union we could literally take the stars by force
First story: it was an unexpected turn but i loved it. Awesome narrating as always
A better ending to planet of the apes neat
Furless terran apes...
All that buildup on the second story just for a planet of the apes reference. I was getting pretty interested in it too. -.-
Thank you for the video.
a pleasure
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Abs here I was hoping that the shortest had been a dog.
I mean, given what we did to neanderthal, cromagnon, etc, I sincerely doubt humanity's capability to accept other sentient species....
I don't remember that historic story. Must have happened in an alternative earth.
I want more of the 2nd story. xD Seems like a good start for an interesting story universe, a HFY story where it's "Apes, Fuck Yeah!" xD
1st story: wait, what?
I wish someone would build a spell check feature into thumbnail producing software
I mean chimps and orangutans have entered the stone age give em 300k years lol
Fierce terran ancient ...FTA!!
neat
Piss poor group of aliens if they can't defeat a Roman Legion.
I think Charlton Heston is spinning in his grave.
Noms
For the Algorithm11!
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Ah yes human's uplifting their less advanced Great Ape cousins.
No need to return to monke if monke come with you
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First, how dare the Q continuum not reign in their insane kin.
Second, ape together strong.
F.T.A !
Lol soo advanced aliens could not hold their own against Romans... sure JC was pretty decent leader and their armies were good for the time especially. But still shields, short swords of the era and a bit primitive armor comparing to later eras. Eh hehe.
F.A.S.
that pun was terrible
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