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  • @theshadowcrusader5240
    @theshadowcrusader5240 2 роки тому +101

    Planet of the apes best ending

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 2 роки тому +77

    1st story: Silly aliens, this is what you get for developing FTL before projectile weaponry.
    2nd story: "Allow us to introduce ourselves..."

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 2 роки тому +9

      Even with projectile weaponry, you should always practice melee. There’s ALWAYS the possibility you will run out of ammo or won’t have time to reload.

    • @ettibbet5493
      @ettibbet5493 2 роки тому +5

      Just thinking of all the stories involving humanity being scary cqc gods and now we can add Silverback to our spec forces. Rip and tear to the extreme.

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 роки тому +83

    The first story would explain SO much of terran history.
    Second one, uplifting the great apes would be easier than cats.

    • @МихаилРозов-ю9п
      @МихаилРозов-ю9п 2 роки тому +15

      And Uplifting the bears would not even be necessary. Seriously, one of them already was an artillery Kapral.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 2 роки тому

      Uplifting cats would be a major mistake. I like cats but cats are assholes.

    • @Cyrission
      @Cyrission Рік тому

      @@МихаилРозов-ю9п It taught itself by watching the men.

  • @ImPotao
    @ImPotao 2 роки тому +115

    I wonder how what could basically be described as God feels about his 1st human friend becoming a human knife holder.
    The 2nd story seems like if intelligence is what set humans apart from the rest of the apes what happens if you give the other apes intelligence too. (the good ending)

    • @carlfromtheoc1788
      @carlfromtheoc1788 2 роки тому +7

      "This is how God must feel when he holds a gun." - Homer Simpson

    • @zotaninoron3548
      @zotaninoron3548 2 роки тому +3

      Deliciously chaotic no doubt.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +2

      I wouldn't call that God, but it could be any number of gods from as many mythologies, just the purposes didn't line up to an abrahamic one, or half of the norse cast.

    • @techstuff9198
      @techstuff9198 2 роки тому +1

      @@henrypaleveda7760 A certain murderer has an interesting interpretation of God, he even managed to reignite the faith of a mad caster.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +1

      @@techstuff9198 we talking the German guy with the mustache, the Russian one, The Italian one, or either of the American ones, or any part of the monarchy of Britain (while the monarchy held power)? Point being that a lot of people use divine appointment as an excuse, publicly or in their own minds.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +31

    In case it isn't known in the future, Julius Ceasar was a conqueror and emporer of the roman empire. That empire has been long dead by the time this was written, by about a thousand years, and the weapons that empire used were advanced for the time, but consisted of what is considered to be very primative weapons nowadays; catapults hurling at best flaming tar-covered rocks, Swords, Shield wall tactics, Ballistae firing long wooden rods with sharp tips, and some spear-or-sword-wielding cavalry. The fact that these comparatively primitive troops could destroy a spacefaring civilization's army implies that the alien civilization was going around conquering worlds with very primitive war technology, despite their transportation tech.

  • @ShiKageMaru
    @ShiKageMaru 2 роки тому +21

    I believed everything except Caesar having access to tea.

    • @brianlance8263
      @brianlance8263 2 роки тому +4

      Well obviously it was alien tea

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 2 роки тому +2

      no the god brought that

    • @brianlance8263
      @brianlance8263 2 роки тому

      @@mr.k4918 Yes, the God brought Alien Tea

    • @stevenswenson7041
      @stevenswenson7041 Рік тому

      Well perhaps not a true tea... but peppermint or chamomile is possible but unlikely... more likely would be a mulled wine I would think. Perhaps even the the strong undiluted stuff following a victory.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +16

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: Hopefully the entity continues to find us interesting
    Story 2: Planet of the Apes joke.

  • @seven121794
    @seven121794 2 роки тому +38

    Still think humans would up lift dogs first. Or the apes where uplifted in pursuit to uplift dogs

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 2 роки тому +7

      This is a humanity that survived and allied with the sentient apes that emerged after the events of the movie series "planet of the apes". So wasn't intentional uplifting, and we're centuries past the events of the movies.

    • @seven121794
      @seven121794 2 роки тому +13

      @@donanthebarbarian5177 I'm of the head cannon that the orangutang is a huge movie buff. And when he said that line his companions cringed.

    • @masterpython
      @masterpython 2 роки тому +4

      I think we will definitely ugrade dogs first. But I don't think there is a huge amount of tweeking needed to make apes as smart as most people.

  • @loungporcham
    @loungporcham 2 роки тому +12

    Another one of my story! I'm honored! you did very well!

  • @kashkara_8943
    @kashkara_8943 2 роки тому +14

    For the Narrator the Algorithm and all us Damm dirty apes

  • @vindicareassassin271
    @vindicareassassin271 2 роки тому +14

    APES TOGETHER STRONG!!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 роки тому +5

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 2 роки тому +1

    1:37 Now that's ear candy. Thank you Agro!

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire 2 роки тому +3

    1:38 damn bro that was sexy X3
    I mean you hit the right tone and *hit to make feel that kind of evil/chaotic/gleefull Vibe

  • @scottjacobson3016
    @scottjacobson3016 2 роки тому +3

    Extended family, cousins.

  • @johnruta1359
    @johnruta1359 2 роки тому +2

    First story written from the perspective of Discordia

  • @basrengangetch.2042
    @basrengangetch.2042 2 роки тому +2

    Agro really went the extra mile on the first story. love how his excitement is pouring out lol

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 Рік тому +2

    I mean that’s literally the best outcome for planet of the apes and technically not wrong, there are so many different subspecies all with some minimal level of intelligence, if we actually taught them and got them to build societies along side us to work as a unified interspecies Union we could literally take the stars by force

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 2 роки тому

    First story: it was an unexpected turn but i loved it. Awesome narrating as always

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 2 роки тому +2

    A better ending to planet of the apes neat

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 2 роки тому +2

    Furless terran apes...

  • @jameshinderliter9037
    @jameshinderliter9037 2 роки тому

    All that buildup on the second story just for a planet of the apes reference. I was getting pretty interested in it too. -.-

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 роки тому

    Abs here I was hoping that the shortest had been a dog.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, given what we did to neanderthal, cromagnon, etc, I sincerely doubt humanity's capability to accept other sentient species....

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +1

    I don't remember that historic story. Must have happened in an alternative earth.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому

    I want more of the 2nd story. xD Seems like a good start for an interesting story universe, a HFY story where it's "Apes, Fuck Yeah!" xD

  • @LeonidSaykin
    @LeonidSaykin 2 роки тому

    1st story: wait, what?

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm Рік тому

    I wish someone would build a spell check feature into thumbnail producing software

  • @aleckgirard
    @aleckgirard Рік тому

    I mean chimps and orangutans have entered the stone age give em 300k years lol

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 2 роки тому +1

    Fierce terran ancient ...FTA!!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 роки тому +1

    neat

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Рік тому

    Piss poor group of aliens if they can't defeat a Roman Legion.
    I think Charlton Heston is spinning in his grave.

  • @M33f3r
    @M33f3r 2 роки тому

    Noms

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @Callum_Summer0972
    @Callum_Summer0972 2 роки тому

    Ah yes human's uplifting their less advanced Great Ape cousins.

  • @sakib6258
    @sakib6258 2 роки тому

    No need to return to monke if monke come with you

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому

    First, how dare the Q continuum not reign in their insane kin.
    Second, ape together strong.

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @lyrigageforge3259
    @lyrigageforge3259 Рік тому

    Lol soo advanced aliens could not hold their own against Romans... sure JC was pretty decent leader and their armies were good for the time especially. But still shields, short swords of the era and a bit primitive armor comparing to later eras. Eh hehe.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @SkyboxMonster
    @SkyboxMonster 2 роки тому

    that pun was terrible

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 роки тому +1

    for the algorithm