@@gmailquinn I'm more concerned We grow Our Own. Check out some of the Russian experiments involving Chimps and other animals. Very scary stuff. Now, add gene splicing into the mix.
I'm guessing star wars is most likely responsible for that, as an extragalactic colony implies tech sufficiently far enough ahead that we could be colonists pretending to be low tech mostly for historical reenactment of our emergence from fire to ftl and could if necessary jump back to multigalactic empire levels of tech if angered and not able to win with the displayed low tech at tone of first contract.
Story 1: Action movies for Cultural Win! Story 2: Purge the Xeno Scum! Unto Valhalla Jared! Thanks for finding and narrating these awesome stories! For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! In rememberance of the Beard!
Wow Who knew 80's action and Marvel movies would actually be useful one day lol. The terrifying thing is there are some corporate and governmental mad scientists right now working to turn some of our scariest Sci fi tropes into reality. I loved the second story. That was one hell of a way to make sure you got an honor guard on your way to Valhalla. Thanks for reading these great stories, Have a like and share to go with this comment.
I had a good chuckle at what those poor Xenos might think if some classic human horror had been included in the collection, like maybe 'The Exorcist', 'Hellraiser', or the original Japanese version of 'The Ring'... Oh, and can't forget any of the "Living Dead' movies! 😜
Like China's Super Soldier program? The latest figures I've seen referenced is over one million soldiers & civilians sacrificed so far in the experiments. That's some scary sh!t.
That's exactly how the Fantastic Four defeated the Skrulls the first time they tried to invade Earth, Reed Richards showed them movies as if they were historical documents.
Great narration as usual. It looked to me that even our great narrator Agro was feeling a little emotional at the end of the second one. Happy Memorial/ Remembrance day everyone.
Kudos for the Authors, kudos for the narrator! Thank you, Agro, once again you choose wonderful stories. There are extremely skilled Authors on the net, you are able to find them and give them the attention they deserve!
Loved this one (first story) and loved that it finished in time. Maybe that's why no alien has come to visit us, in fear of what they will see here due to all of the warning documentarys we sent out.
Now just imagine this: The humans think: Well they really liked the superhero movies let´s make them an exhibition" they hire actors use special effects to simulate the powers and the aliens see that and think they try to show them the power of their heroes and become more intimidated
"No retreat. No surrender!" "By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you *will* be avenged!" 'Galaxy Quest' is the best Star Trek movie ever made. 😎👍
Hopefully we figure it out before they do & reverse engineer the heck out of everything. Fast! Or just tell everyone that they're free! Now the Empire has everyone hunting them.
I was pondering this too, and having a good laugh at how frightened they would be of coming anywhere near a planet where beings like Freddy Kruger and the Cenobites exist, and are cultural icons.
Realistically speaking, horror stories wouldn't have the same effect. LOTS of "regular people" get killed in horror movies... often, quite stupidly. In fact, it would probably have the REVERSE effect.
The term is “CAUSUS BELLI” not “casus beli “ - it literally means “cause for (or motivation for) war” . BELLI is the Latin root-word that gives us terms like Belligerent (war-like attitude), Antebellum (before the War, usually referring to the US Civil War), Bellicose (ready to fight), etc.
ARES, GOD OF WAR, HEED MY CALL! THERE ARE SOME XENOS OUT TO GET US, AND IF YOU DONT HELP US WE WILL MAKE YOU PAY YOUR TAXES
😂😂😂
Pay your Cheese Tax!!!!
Iron Man would faint.
I would love to hear kratos say that
@@fluffmaster8930 you got the reference?
The scary part is, how close We really are to making a lot of that stuff real. Yesterday's Science Fiction is Tomorrow's Reality.😉
nods in "Tomorrows World" - BBC
Especially if somebody decides to bring xenomorphs into this world.
@@gmailquinn I'm more concerned We grow Our Own. Check out some of the Russian experiments involving Chimps and other animals. Very scary stuff. Now, add gene splicing into the mix.
@@gmailquinn I was waiting for the 'Alien' reference in the story! 🤣
We've already got an ironman suit, all we need is a power supply.
Actually laughed out loud at one one point with the first one. As for the second, a damn fine commanding officer. Damn fine.
I can totally see humanity saving ourselves with a bit if misunderstanding. That's brilliant
And humanity not even realizing it until someone explains it to them 😂
@@Allantitan especially that...
@@bradwolf07 I can also see us getting a big laugh out of it and just rolling with it just because 😂
@@Allantitan yeah, humanity starts laughing so hard that the aliens feared they may have accidentally killed us or drove us insane, hahahaha
My life for a billion of the enemy? Hell of a K/D ratio, innit?
Heard in quick succession.
Killing Spree
Dominating
Mega Kill
Unstoppable
Wicked Sick
Monster Kill
GODLIKE!
BEYOND GODLIKE!!!!
@@kosgoth *500 years later and it’s still going *
Well the first story could explain why we have found life out there yet.
Their scared.
The second story.
The Duty.
I'm guessing star wars is most likely responsible for that, as an extragalactic colony implies tech sufficiently far enough ahead that we could be colonists pretending to be low tech mostly for historical reenactment of our emergence from fire to ftl and could if necessary jump back to multigalactic empire levels of tech if angered and not able to win with the displayed low tech at tone of first contract.
Story 1: Action movies for Cultural Win! Story 2: Purge the Xeno Scum! Unto Valhalla Jared! Thanks for finding and narrating these awesome stories! For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! In rememberance of the Beard!
Never play FAFO with an old human. They're tired of your shit before it begins and will end you before you know it.
Wow Who knew 80's action and Marvel movies would actually be useful one day lol. The terrifying thing is there are some corporate and governmental mad scientists right now working to turn some of our scariest Sci fi tropes into reality. I loved the second story. That was one hell of a way to make sure you got an honor guard on your way to Valhalla. Thanks for reading these great stories, Have a like and share to go with this comment.
Hopefully not xenomorphs
Xenos: "We have an intergalactic empire"
Humans: "We have a Hulk"
I had a good chuckle at what those poor Xenos might think if some classic human horror had been included in the collection, like maybe 'The Exorcist', 'Hellraiser', or the original Japanese version of 'The Ring'... Oh, and can't forget any of the "Living Dead' movies! 😜
Good thing we didn't send them Galaxy Quest.
Like China's Super Soldier program? The latest figures I've seen referenced is over one million soldiers & civilians sacrificed so far in the experiments. That's some scary sh!t.
absolutely loved the first story! kudos to the author!
Second story was also great, they f'd around, and found out.
Oh shucks
agreed.
Good thing we didn't send them Galaxy Quest.
Story 2. Perfect for this Memorial Day. Till Valhalla
The second story created a warm glow around this old heart.
That's exactly how the Fantastic Four defeated the Skrulls the first time they tried to invade Earth, Reed Richards showed them movies as if they were historical documents.
I see that the Yuleti Empire enjoyed the Terran Historical Documents.
Good explanation for the Fermi Paradox.
Your status in hell depends on how many pallbearers you bring. Conan the Barbarian
Great narration as usual. It looked to me that even our great narrator Agro was feeling a little emotional at the end of the second one. Happy Memorial/ Remembrance day everyone.
Kudos for the Authors, kudos for the narrator!
Thank you, Agro, once again you choose wonderful stories.
There are extremely skilled Authors on the net, you are able to find them and give them the attention they deserve!
thanks for the stories and narration
Agro and the way he accents certain words and phrases, makes it much easier to believe in xenos lol
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Behold, the power of movie/memes/propaganda!
Story 2: I hope that wasn't Earth itself?
Loved this one (first story) and loved that it finished in time.
Maybe that's why no alien has come to visit us, in fear of what they will see here due to all of the warning documentarys we sent out.
i got quiete anxious for my finals next week, but your narration always help me to cope with stress. keep up the good workkk
Story1: movie night!
Story2: play the 'outro' song.
Rest in peace, Old Man.
Always be very weary of old men and women in jobs where most die young...
Sooooooooooo much True
As a former soldier and PMC employee, that's too freaking true
Wary not weary.
Again your choice of stories and the way you present them is spot on. You are doing great. And i like that you dont use some artificial voice.
Bro, I have to sleep, but I can't stop watching this stuff, it fuels my ape brain.
Now just imagine this:
The humans think:
Well they really liked the superhero movies let´s make them an exhibition" they hire actors use special effects to simulate the powers and the aliens see that and think they try to show them the power of their heroes and become more intimidated
If only the Thermians had gotten hold of the Marvel & DC "historical documents."
"No retreat. No surrender!"
"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you *will* be avenged!"
'Galaxy Quest' is the best Star Trek movie ever made. 😎👍
Send them intel about the Krell, and watch them freak out. Then tell them there are still Krell outposts somewhere in space.
Humans of Terra to aliens (almost) : we have such sights to show you
real good episodes i liked both i must say. War Gods so funny .
Terrible war gods like .... the Daleks!
actually got me laughing :D
For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Space Orks!!!!
God Speed old man. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Oh god, that’s going to be a messy realization in story 1
Hopefully we figure it out before they do & reverse engineer the heck out of everything. Fast!
Or just tell everyone that they're free! Now the Empire has everyone hunting them.
@@brentmartin6833 thankfully a few of them could in theory be done using special prosthetics (though I doubt they’d last long)
For the Author; For the Narrator; For the Algorithm!
Imagine how they would have reacted to horror movies like Friday the 13th or seeing John wick lol
Another great show thank you Agro!
I don't feel like grumbling tonight, so no grumbling. Don't get used to it.
Now I wonder how the aliens would've reacted to our horror movies...will there be a sequel to this short story?? lol
I was pondering this too, and having a good laugh at how frightened they would be of coming anywhere near a planet where beings like Freddy Kruger and the Cenobites exist, and are cultural icons.
@@neuralmute “…We have such sights to show you…”
Realistically speaking, horror stories wouldn't have the same effect.
LOTS of "regular people" get killed in horror movies... often, quite stupidly.
In fact, it would probably have the REVERSE effect.
The term is “CAUSUS BELLI” not “casus beli “ - it literally means “cause for (or motivation for) war” .
BELLI is the Latin root-word that gives us terms like Belligerent (war-like attitude), Antebellum (before the War, usually referring to the US Civil War), Bellicose (ready to fight), etc.
I wonder how differently the first story would go if some slasher films or sifi thrillers were shown instead.
Or the horror movies...
+1 for the algorithm, nice stories. 🖖
Thank you for the reading
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
I was waiting to hear what it thought of Bruce Banner Hulking out. 😱
Fun!
They got scared of our movies
Wait until they hear about Chuck Norris!
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Hello there
Nobody mentions Hulk. Really?
The prince mentally blocked him out after witnessing the puny god scene.
For the algorithm
neat
Hi
For the Algorithm11!
Comment
lololol
90th, 31 May 2023
that time less nugget of wisdom that transcends time, space, and celestial race....FAFO.
For the algorithm and for the darleks