@@redace4821 and yet he refused to keep shooting because the guy with the wallet was gonna report him to... GOD THE GOD OF KEEPING THE WORLD LIKE IT SHOULD BE
With a 1911 too, assuming 1 already in the chamber dude got like 3 shot left, and assuming the guy have little money to afford ammo, they basically eject all the round out already 😂
It was actually a pretty good transition from him doing the ninja star throw to catching it in the neck. Good film making. Hats off to the editor. Don't know if Matt does his own edits or if he has someone else do it.
When the butt “swallowed the wallet” it added an entire new universe of meaning to prison wallet. A bulletproof wallet inside a prison wallet. Nothing more secure.
You kids will understand one day, that #1 yes, bullets get hot. And #2, If you touch them afterwards even after you know this, that you'll still survive.
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 Welcome to demolition ranch!, Today we are starting to 50.BMG, working our way up through anti tank and aircraft shells, testing a couple of intercontiental ballistic missles and ending with an extra special finale of a nuclear warhead just for all my loyal subscribers!
I'm curious how a typical leather wallet stuffed with some cards and paper would fair against bullets. That would be interesting to just tack on to this.
Yall gets Matt's attention with this Marudai's case for the iPhone 4 is so heavily armored that the company claims it can stop a direct hit from a .50 caliber bullet
I absolutely love the fact after all these years he's still got that animated intro, I remember a few years ago I wanted him to change it but now it brings nostalgia
The thing is when you`re wearing a vest, it will transmit the force of the bullet throughout the entire vest, which is a way bigger surface area then that of a wallet. So even if the wallet does stop the bullet, you`re gonna get really hurt bcs the impact force of the bullet is still mostly there.
HEY GUYS!!!! I HAVE A TINY DING DONG, LOOK AT MY COOL NEW WALLET!!! NO BULLET CAN PENETRATE THIS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW EVERY SHOOTER IS GONNA AIM FOR THE WALLET FIRST, DESTROYING THE MONEY THEY COULD LOOT!!!
@@daKoenig coming from the guy whose username seems to advocate for communism. Okay then... From my experience, it seems that those who argue that resources be distributed that way because it's "more fair" instead of based on merit are doing so because they lack the work ethic to gain those resources through work.
"Rack 'em If Ya Got 'em, Boys!" "Rack what John Moses Gave ya!" John Moses Browning; a man with two first names, BOTH Biblical, and he was thrice blessed!
You've definitely become a pro making these videos. You should've had one of those flesh colored nuts that country boys hang on the rear of their trucks, hanging out of the mannequin's daisy dukes. LOL
Groin shots are extremely effective at stopping a threat and carrying your wallet in your back pocket is bad for your spine. So it's BARELY plausible lol.
"Did you stop the bullet?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My asscheeks"
It will stop the bullet but it would hurt like a mf
For some people, that’s all they have to offer the world. A nice ass
He liked it lol
say goodbye to that shattered tailbone!
@@evskiicf3998 +
Matt, you have to read this. How many bricks of velveeta cheese does it take to stop a bullet?
this is good, im actually intrigued
Yes
Yea
Please Matt
DoO IIiTt
**Racks slide multiple times in 30sec**
Every action movie: “I’ll allow it”
Right?
@McFlickers but yet somehow still has about 20 rounds left.
@@Thisismycomment. but shot him 4 times
@@mcphish2278 from a gun with a 7 round magazine.
Golly I love action movie physics!
Gets hit in the shoulder and dies instantly
I like how the robber in the intro enjoys ejecting rounds out of his pistol
He rack the slide 5 time and shot 1, rack it again and shot 3 time, damn, the guy have infinite ammo irl cheat
@@redace4821 and yet he refused to keep shooting because the guy with the wallet was gonna report him to...
GOD
THE GOD OF KEEPING THE WORLD LIKE IT SHOULD BE
It was funny how he kept racking the pistol
420 likes
@@pancakeswithbutter4767 god is dead
Does the stimulus check amount change the protectiveness of the wallet?
only in one dollar bills.
Lmao didn't know big truck big rv would be in the comments section of this vid
What stimulus?
@@crackerjack6454 the one being signed into law Friday.
@@maffioli14 Its already been signed.
The fact that he is constantly racking his gun in the opening killed me
me too frl
Yeah like in every cheap actions movies 😂
Yep
Just like the movies with pump shotguns.
Just like in cs go
Ngl I'm impressed with how much they could actually stop though, for just a wallet.
Well yeah, they’re bulletproof
My wallet stops a wife and two children at full speed💨
Reminds me of the the suit
Starting with ngl makes me think you are typically a liar
@@aceeastwood2871 lmao tru
Every time he racked the slide back I just laughed. Can you imagine getting robbed an the dude just keeps breech unloading
With a 1911 too, assuming 1 already in the chamber dude got like 3 shot left, and assuming the guy have little money to afford ammo, they basically eject all the round out already 😂
It’s alright, he’s just ejecting the duds. Don’t ask how he knows which ones are duds, that’s a trade secret.
@@Jjb-gk4ce Alec Baldwin could have learned a thing or two from this video
@@sebastianriz4703 Well if he expected there to be a blank in it he wouldn't want to do that anyway
Keep the conversation going long enough and he won't have any bullets left in the gun anyways.
Arguably one of the highest quality intros he has ever made.
This is probably my favorite its basically him shooting butts.
Is that why he didn’t shoot the wallets with a .50 at the end? All the budget went to intro
At least it was short
That's what she said... wait for it...
Yes it was the best
I just love how calmly he says it “Bullet proof wallet” and throws it at him🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Notice how many times he racked the “pistol”
Shank kckccc😫
Lmao he said it so as matter of factly
It was actually a pretty good transition from him doing the ninja star throw to catching it in the neck. Good film making. Hats off to the editor. Don't know if Matt does his own edits or if he has someone else do it.
Can we appreciate how he helped deliver a baby wallet from a full grown mannequin ? He's really a gifted fella.
wow.
He is a doctor...ish
That’s all the experience he has as a vet
Has anyone ever thought about the ratio of spent shells to leaves in matt's range?
This man has cleared his firearm the amount of times he’s racked it
Yea haha
Cs go xd
He's got one of them movie guns, you know with the infinite rounds and such.
I mean you gotta rack it to clear it... But jk i get you bro its hilarious
Lol.
John wick: *kills people with Pencil*
Matt: *kills someone with Bulletproof wallet*
You spelt "himself" wrong
@@DjinnsĘnigma where do you see “himself” in this sentence?
@@usalty6010 Matt is both of the characters in the intro meaning he killed himself, not someone.
@@usalty6010 r/woooosh
When the butt “swallowed the wallet” it added an entire new universe of meaning to prison wallet. A bulletproof wallet inside a prison wallet. Nothing more secure.
wow a new generation
🤣
Lol 😂 too funny 😂 lol. IT give birth to that wallet 🤔💭💭💭💭😂👀
2021 will kill you for a comment like that! WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE.... I can’t wait till Mars
So many missed Creepy Cooter jokes...
Mad props to Matt for cloning himself for the intro. What a legend.
capitial one: whats in your wallet?
Demo ranch: bulliets...
This comment is underated
@@dylan.bitzan it's at 69 right now which is perfectly rated.
@@fcadcock now it’s opposite
jesus 104 likes! ive never got this many thank you all so much!!
bulliets?
I swear, Matt could live to be 100 years old and he'd still never learn that bullets are hot for a few minutes after being fired... ROFL
I swear he loves the pain
That and sight over bore at short distances
At this point, I think we'd all be sad if he stopped the whole routine of "ouch, it's hot." I would be, at least.
Matt and Edwin Sarkissian went through the same training
You kids will understand one day, that #1 yes, bullets get hot. And #2, If you touch them afterwards even after you know this, that you'll still survive.
The first gunshot was perfectly in sync with my toaster and it scared the crap out of me😂
*achievement get!*
How did we get here?
@@GRDL. LMAO terraria is poggers
@@musasheikh7894 very, but it's from minecraft
5:23 don't tell mer
Lmao this episode was the GOAT of one liners if you have a 12 year old's sense of humor. I loved it.
Matt: "Everybody loves gear reviews"
Donut: "I HATE GEAR REVIEWS"
Lol, I’m dying. It’s true.
Underrated!!
Mayonnaise
@@thatoneshowhost6427 it actually would have been quite comical if he put mayonnaise in the wallets
@@meme-xn6wr mayonnaise
Matt: “hopefully this gets monetized”
Matt 5 minutes later: “here’s how you deliver a calf” 😂
"we should have better chance of penetrating this butt now"
"His butt swallowed the wallet."
-Matt 2021
Matt 6 minutes later, “We should have better chance of penetrating his butt now that we’re moving fast.”
Think he got demonitized at the "oh this wallet?" Bit 🤣
"will i get demonitized for this? eh I'll get demonitized either way" damn just- damn.
The intro is amazing
“His butt swallowed the wallet”...average Tuesday night out
Hey let’s make it a thing to make Matt use ballistic gel
Matt: “Everyone loves gear reviews”
Donut: *rolls eyes* “didn’t even fill it with mayonnaise”
Well said my bröther
I was waiting for that one
I still use the glockamoly recipe
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
This is a “don’t tell Mer” video. She doesn’t need to know how much Matt liked giving it to this man in the butt! 😂
Matt your skits at the beginning are literally gold to me.
Well the 1911 is gold
Best intro ever, when he has the wallet in his back pocket and goes “oh this money” it was like it was straight out of family guy
Totally a thing peter would do
“38 special isn’t that special”
*Every cop over 40 wants to know your location*
38. Special is better than nothing. Especially up close.
@@themoderncowboy7437 Even 38 special +p isn't that spectacular.
Over 50 now.
Its been awhile.
FTP.. .
Then what do you want? A 50 BMG pistol with stupid attachments?
Hopefully one day, Matt will get something so powerful he has to start with the .50 BMG and go up from there.
I’ll start a fund to help him purchase a 20mm 😁
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 yes and mortars and recoilless rifles maybe a tank or two.
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 Welcome to demolition ranch!, Today we are starting to 50.BMG, working our way up through anti tank and aircraft shells, testing a couple of intercontiental ballistic missles and ending with an extra special finale of a nuclear warhead just for all my loyal subscribers!
Any mispelling in the above comment is the consequence of the cider I've been drinking all evening.
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 I'm sure our boy could strike a deal with some people in Nevada, maybe get a few test nukes out there ;)
Crazy stuff for people in almost gunless country. Really learning a lot...and having a lot of fun, Matt knows how to entertain hard as a rock.
I'm curious how a typical leather wallet stuffed with some cards and paper would fair against bullets. That would be interesting to just tack on to this.
i lovecshhoting my money too!
Tbh, anything above .22 and maybe 9x19mm would probably go through.
Get this comment up higher!
@@Firefox1189 9mil would 100% go through.
I actually have two steel plates in my wallet. One's a knife sharpener, the other is a hatchet. They keep my cards from getting bent or cracked.
*sees Matt in the intro*
"Looking like a double wide surprise."
wabbit
Tell me why this vid got recommended to me RIGHT AFTER I went on a meatcanyon binge lmao too perfect! I have now seen perfection.
Ha meatcanon
"I have a tiny bulletproof shield exactly the size of a bullet somewhere on my body."
-Adam West, Family Guy
That wouldn't do anything man, that would make the shield go through with the force of a bullet.
@@thelegacyshow4248 let the mayor dream rip Mr. West
I would simply use a bigger bullet
Stratego?! I have Stratego?! Who's for Stratego?
@@thelegacyshow4248 chill, its family guy its a joke
The amount of times he cocked that pistol is priceless.🤣
Matt 2021:
"His butt swallowed the wallet"
Prison wallet
I was DYING when he sad that
That should be on a t-shirt
Noooooo...it's like the beginning of _Butt Boy_ all over again...
I’m pretty sure that Matt has an OnlyFans account, due to his pants selection...
It’s the “only “ channel not advertised about
i just donated in the charity organisation called onlyfans that girls are so poor that they cant afford clothes
@@uhhewsrgopihwsrpoihiyfvcud5616 that sounds like the right thing to do.
It’s called “Thiccc Ranch” aha
Well how else is Matt affording his collection with mare not knowing.
Right when you think the 1911 literally can’t get any better than you see a all gold 1911 😆
It came from the call of duty dlc
He’s had it for awhile
I've seen dozens of gold m1911a1's 😂
@@memberberries9782 oh this is the first one I’ve seen and it’s fricken sweet!
How does an ugly non durable finish make a gun better?
I can't get over how many times he pulls back the slide in the intro
Especially when he shot a bullet then pulls the slide back before shooting more, it's pretty hilarious.
'His butt literally ate the wallet.'
Mind: Hmmmmm... Interesting.
I think he’s butt is hungry
Lol
Basically a prison wallet at that point.
@Hi And Bye i dont getted what youd say
It lost its virginity to the wallet
“Will this get me demonitized? I’ll get demonitized anyways.” UA-cam in a nutshell
fuckin.... yep.
if you have to question if youre gonna get demonetized, youve already been demonetized
"SO, if someone is chasing you, with a sniper rifle... and you got 8 bullet proof wallets, you're probably good"😂👏👏
Just someone dump truck of a back pocket 😂 that’d be a hilarious chase
If a random dude with a 50 cal tries to kill u via shooting u in the butt and u have 8 wallets then.......
U would still die
there gonna shoot you somewhere else
@@damn8648 no
I love how by time the robber in the intro was “intimidating” when we ejected his 4-5 rounds and had like 3 to shoot
Yall gets Matt's attention with this
Marudai's case for the iPhone 4 is so heavily armored that the company claims it can stop a direct hit from a .50 caliber bullet
Yesss
"Everybody loves gear reviews"
* Distant shouting from Donut Operator *
I HATE GEAR REVIEWS!!!!!!
Hahahaha 😁
You should stick it in a big piece of meat
How many hook- I mean special friends can fit in the wallet
I was thinking the same thing 😂
“It pushed the wallet into his butt”
Got me laughing for a half hour straight
good weed or...?
I have never laughed more than 1 minute and I am severaly disappointed in myself for not
.... half hour?
Matt: starting off first is a 50.bmg
My mind: YEEEEESSSS
also matt: Jk
Next thing we know, “testing a bullet proof bullet, can it stop itself?”
Reversed hollow point 😆
Going so fast, it stopped itself... bulletproof
how many of X caliber does it take to stop a fifty would be a cool video
it had morals
Can we all appreciate how he put Forrest Gump in here
DMCA TAKEDOWN in 3...2...1...
Soldier: *wears an armour full of bulletproof wallets*
Captain: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOLDIER?!?
Soldier: don’t worry cap, I’m going to be fine
Yea until the whole army is using .357 rounds
But the enemy use 20mm
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@@garahantonioli317 bruh
"Sir... Finishing this Fight"
I absolutely love the fact after all these years he's still got that animated intro, I remember a few years ago I wanted him to change it but now it brings nostalgia
"His butt swallowed the wallet" Well thats one way to keep your money safe 😂
That's what you call a prison wallet😜 the weird thing is Matt was all to happy to make a withdraw 😂
When he said that I laughed hysterically. I needed that today.
His wallet is in his prison wallet.
Kept my lighter weed and cellphone safe for 2 years in the penitentiary.
@@FinehomesofNewHampshire Gives a whole new meaning to shitty weed 😂. Hahaha sorry I had to
" it's like delivering a calf."
Would have been brilliant if the wallet was leather 😂
Next episode also features Dr Pol
@@zot8218 Big LOL
“His butt are the wallet” takes Prison wallet to a whole new level
Well, no, to a whole same level
@@TNoStone "We shoved a wallet in your wallet so that you can smuggle stuff while you smuggle stuff"
When he said “Two sides of level 2, so 2+2=4. This thing should stop tank rounds!” I was dying in laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
“His butt ate the wallet.”
Does that make it a prison wallet?
*is
Bruh
@@usalty6010 what
🤣🤣🤣
Prison wallet = foreskin.
With the wallet shoved in that deep, he's ready for prison, they'll never find it...
"his butt swallowed the wallet" well, now its a prison wallet
Hahaha
Wait you use a usual wallet?
@@fish3748 did i say i used one
Lmao
@@alexbibby9641 I think I gave you a dollar can I just reach up in there and grab it
The thing is when you`re wearing a vest, it will transmit the force of the bullet throughout the entire vest, which is a way bigger surface area then that of a wallet. So even if the wallet does stop the bullet, you`re gonna get really hurt bcs the impact force of the bullet is still mostly there.
“Why do you have 2 wallets?”
“Because i have 2 butt cheecks duh”
The only reason for having a bulletproof wallet is to brag about having a bulletproof wallet
HEY GUYS!!!! I HAVE A TINY DING DONG, LOOK AT MY COOL NEW WALLET!!! NO BULLET CAN PENETRATE THIS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW EVERY SHOOTER IS GONNA AIM FOR THE WALLET FIRST, DESTROYING THE MONEY THEY COULD LOOT!!!
@@sirsnausages2164 Making jokes about people having a tiny ding dong often goes hand in hand with having a tiny ding dong.
@@daKoenig cries in tiny dingdong
nm the fact that im gonna try to buy one for bragging purposes after i finish watching
@@daKoenig coming from the guy whose username seems to advocate for communism. Okay then...
From my experience, it seems that those who argue that resources be distributed that way because it's "more fair" instead of based on merit are doing so because they lack the work ethic to gain those resources through work.
His intros are better than jake Paul’s entire career
A child streaming, and playing fortnite for the first time is better than jake Paul.
@Lord And Savior Let not get crazy
@Lord And Savior ok to far, a regular tik tok video though......
@Marek Pokuta lol a jack paul fan
@@alphaghost5909 he meant stop judging lord and savior and continue insulting jake Paul
Just hearing the sound from 5:14 on is absolutely gold
As they say in sniper training: “Always aim for the ass. There’s no way anyone has armor on their ass.”
And on that note I introduce my new project, ass plates.
@@dellbelphine2.098 with or without the crease?
6:54 that’s not something you want to hear without the context 😂😂😂
7:02
Lmfao both of you guys know the important timestamps 😂
7:02
Along with every sentence after that😂😂😂
Listen to it with your eyes closed 😂
When the wallet got shot into his butt I just thought to myself “prison wallet”
Probably got shot by a *magnum*
Me: reads first two lines of description
Also me: imagines Matt searching everyone in the grocery store for his merch
“I’ve had these daisy dukes for a while and I’m sad I ripped them”
*shoots beloved daisy dukes with increasingly larger bullets*
Ich Die habe gerade die ganze Möglichkeit
Lol.
Nobody:
Premier Armor: Premier, we've gotch yo a**!
🤣🤣🤣
Ahh it’s half a$$ed, next thing butt pad panties for the ladies.
Matt: shoots daisy dukes like 6 times
Also Matt when he slightly tears them: aw shoot my dukes!!
that little skit at the start is what I love
"Rack 'em If Ya Got 'em, Boys!"
"Rack what John Moses Gave ya!"
John Moses Browning; a man with two first names, BOTH Biblical, and he was thrice blessed!
Somebody was doing some lateral thinking to utilize their waste offcuts.
Waste not want not :)
“I’m sad I ripped them” after shooting them multiple times. This is why I love this guy.
Liked for the intro. Stayed for the content.
DemolitonRanch when you are alone: 3:55
DemolitionRanch when mom walks in: 4:25
Underrated comment
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
more like 9:00
@@ytpineapple lol, true, his PEPE =)))
@@nguyenminhle8694 Well atleast we know where kevlar comes from.
Imagine this actually saves you like in the movies?
Isn't that normally a watch?
@@DefinitelyNotEmma no it's something in the shirt or suit pocket
You just wear this wallet, a bible, a lighter, a ring on your finger and a frying pan hanging from your belt and youll be 100% bulletproof
My backpack/laptop saved me from a round once. I was able to return pews and made it out.
@@ohtehlolz o.o
“Everybody likes gear reviews” Donut Operator: Am I a joke to you?
Hey let’s flood the comments and have Matt use ballistic gel
I was coming down here to comment something along those lines
2 things about the intro
1. amazing editing
2. ow many slide pulls
Why does the mugger keep chambering a round everytime he's talked to?
(Thisisrhetoricalbtw)
Haa ha ikr 🤷♂️
got his training from Hollywood
Moviestyle
That would be good for the victim... nothing left to get shot with. 🤣🤣
I counted 9 rounds in that mag, considering he racked the first one, ejected 5 rounds racking uselessly and 4 shots fired... hahaha
You've definitely become a pro making these videos. You should've had one of those flesh colored nuts that country boys hang on the rear of their trucks, hanging out of the mannequin's daisy dukes. LOL
Big think
TRUCK NUTZ
@@masaki2537 That's them! Lol
He should have had the wallet against a solid surface for the first part, so we could see if it would stop a bullet without the force being cushioned.
Next video :can truck nuts stop a bullet?
6:54 wise words from a wise man
I just get happy when I watch your videos, Matt. Thank you
“I’m a child.” *cocks gun with malicious intent*
In the not too distant future: Matt: "How many kevlar prophylatics will it take to stop a .50 BMG?"
This is an underrated comment. I laughed my ass off. Um, no pun intended given the outcome of this video.
Fun idea for a drinking game, every time Matt says "oh that's hot" after touching a bullet he just shot, chug your beer.
We would die from alcoholism lol
It's 7am but OK I guess...
@@BeeKisses No such thing as too early for a drink.
Except not bear but voddie like in England
Breaking news: all the fuking beer has been drank
The ninja throw of the wallet in intro was epic!
No one:
Villain character: *racks slide*
thats actually kinda cool being a person who keeps my wallet in my jacket chest pocket
Honestly same this would be super cool but pretty much ideally useless
@@Jaxx0099 if it’s in your chest pocket not so much depending on where it is you can cover a lung or even your heart
The intro reminds me of "how they use shotguns in movies" from Gus Johnson
me too
A man of culture🙏🏼
Yeah
Thinking the same lol
You have the best intros on UA-cam
I was like ‘that ain’t stopping nothing’. Post Video: ‘umm. Holy crap that is so thin to stop what it did!’
The mugger continually racking the slide is what did it for me haha
my guy whenever he touches a bullet "ow hot wasnt expecting that!"
The intros just get better and better
Matt is the guy carrying around a box of wallets like Patrick Star.
the question shouldn’t be is the wallet bulletproof, it should be why would you aim and shoot someones pocket
Groin shots are extremely effective at stopping a threat and carrying your wallet in your back pocket is bad for your spine. So it's BARELY plausible lol.
Well it might be a coincidence 😂😂
Or the wallet is in your jacket pocket 😂😂
You act like your handing it to them..then stuff it into the pistol and ninja chop them in the neck..
"AWW SOMETHING BIT ME!" - Forest Gump after being shot in the buttocks.
Might be an accident or bad shot
"do you need a wallet you can also use as a prison wallet?"
"here at DemoRam Ranch we have the solution!"
Do you know what a prison wallet is?
@@jackladig5284 only because of fuckin Donut...smh
Demolition ranch + Mythbusters= epic video