9:46 ya know it's funny that the Americans are the only allied faction on CoH2 without general access to M3 halftracks despite being the country that Actually MADE THEM!
>be me German Tank Commander In my new Panther >See a Stuart screwing with my lines >für das Vaterland.png and tells gunner to begin targeting >for some reason the enemy is moving all of their defenses >was zum Teufel?? >begin charging and Oh Scheiße >feindlicher Raketenwerfer! >DRIVER FULL REVERSE >mfw, als die gesamte amerikanische Armee anfängt, auf mich zu schießen
“The Germans were notorious for having bad scouts.” Yeah.... but our average Scouting part was a Panther, a Tiger, and a few Panzer 4’s. We’re the House Steiner equivalents with our version of the 4 Atlas Mech scouting party
Except the fact that tigers and Panthers were extremely uncommon especially for American forces and would be horribly suited to recon due to their increased tendency to break down for statistically speaking almost no benefit as it didn't matter what tank you're in most of the time if you got hit first you lost. And yes I know it is a joke / semi sarcastic comment
USF early game vs OKW is actually USF sided. Double rifle LT rifle m20 will basically win the early game. After that, go into stuart and tech to major. Use Ranger zooks to hold until Jackson, and you have an easy game.
@@Grounders10 we where assisting another regiment and took hundreds of xenos and heretics for each squad we lost Im surprised you dout me P.s. this was my second company of the day
I have two things to say. First at 7:26 Would you say that counts as a 'Reverse Holocaust' or not? And second at 7:30 Well as long as you don't leave any survivors you won't have to worry about being tried in the Hague for war crimes so go wild. That is all, have a great day.
The most fun I've had in this game is playing a single lane bridge map, fortifying the hell out of the bridge, building 20 or more artillery guns and shelling the shit out of the enemy
I'm kind of annoyed he didn't use the US army rangers, those guys get tommy guns and bazookas, they live solely off of gunpowder and wehraboo tears, point them at the enemy tanks and the enemy won't have tanks, point them at enemy infantry and they won't have infantry, put them in a sherman to bum rush the enemy with and then jump out bazookas bazookaing and tommy guns tommying and you'll capture half the map in no time. They're even mildly spammable if you have enough mp gain
9:55 reminds me of the Soviet clown car - get a commander that spawns in Guards rifles - load one Guards squad in a halftrack , chuck in a squad of engineers with flamethrowers for the lols. You get 1 M2 .50 HMG, 1 DP LMG, 2 PTRS anti-tank rifles, a flamethrower and a buncha lads with Mosins all firing out of one truck. I used to have two halftracks like that, plus a third upgraded with the AA mount for a early-mid game convoy of death - and late game they provide good anti-infantry cover for hordes of t-34s, with added repair capabilities from the engies.
apparently with the americans or at least one leader you can build shermans, decrew them, build more with the now opened pop cap and then repeat until you have a tank horde that probably will crash the game, if you surive long enough
@@wesleyfravel5149 Rimmy had Artoria Pendragon, somebody else had Dragunov from girls frontline, another dude had a guy from valkyria chronicles, and shinobi had Hitler.
try the "Lend lease" commander for the british, those assualt sections are seriously good, and no one expects the british tommys to suddently become master CQC experts.
The germans weren't actually famouse for having bad recon. Their recon was fine. The issue was on the eastern front they diverted more people to the front lines and logistics because they were taking heavy losses and didn't want to be encircled
I love it this faction... I can have Bazooka and MG troops. Also they can easily promote experience in combat field. They can fuoght Panzers, in the battlefield.
Dude do you want ANOTHER Emu war? The aussies lost the last one and were expulsed to the continents Costal Region. Rimmy is great but he doesn't have the finesse to keep the fragile Emu Ossie peace
I feel like Rimmy would love the first CoH if he hasn't played it yet. Particularly a mod called Battle of Crete. Or Blitzkrieg, for that matter. The bullshit you get away with in Blitzkrieg...
Lol
"These people had wives! Children!"
"Not for long they won't, we're going to bomb them too."
Glorious Total War.
_Bomber Harris liked this post_
TheIfifi (laughs in war crime.)
_Ay Tony, you ever notice how they's no pictures of Allied bombers over Dresden? Who's to say they didn't just burn it down themselves?_
*Air raid sirens go off in Germany*
@@SuperGman117 Also Dresden was a railroad hub thus military target. No war crime.
9:46 ya know it's funny that the Americans are the only allied faction on CoH2 without general access to M3 halftracks despite being the country that Actually MADE THEM!
cnlbenmc They keep all the good stuff to themselves...
SEGA logic
its cause it would make america too OP at that point
They do get a halftrack on the Mechanized commander.
M16 anyone?
Opens the video:
Sees meat explosion:
*It's gonna be a fun one*
Rimmy with the amount of artillery in this video you have done the 263rd Seige regiment proud.
Now if he'd only do Old World Blues with the Enclave mod so he can use the general named Rimmy that is an artillery specialist.
>be me German Tank Commander In my new Panther
>See a Stuart screwing with my lines
>für das Vaterland.png and tells gunner to begin targeting
>for some reason the enemy is moving all of their defenses
>was zum Teufel??
>begin charging and Oh Scheiße
>feindlicher Raketenwerfer!
>DRIVER FULL REVERSE
>mfw, als die gesamte amerikanische Armee anfängt, auf mich zu schießen
This progressively got more German as you went
summertime1227 I applaud you good sir.
I love it
spanish pls
"Final Orcus Solution"
It sounds like you're genociding the Orcs.
I approve, but it's sort of impossible to genocide a fungus.
You just a big can of Anti Fungal Spray.
@@freemysoul123 Nah just call the hive mind xD
Orcus is the demon lord of the undead in D&D so...
Your wrong, all it takes is a few precisely targeted exterminatus to wipe them from the sector, glory to the god emperor of mankind.
@@inasapostle13thapostleofthe12 Who let Kryptman in here?
"Gonna bomb them too" that's historically accurate.
5:58 Strange how the Germans have a French waifu representing them
@termometen actually it was a random british bloke eho tried to kill a cpmmie with a brick,not even joking.
@@Asdtable Truth is stranger than fiction, apparently.
Noob PTFO
Why *is* Jeanne on the card though? Is that a thing you can customize or something?
@@giantturtlecat2959 Yeah, there's mods for that.
8:28, that wasnt thrown. Rear Echelon squads get free rifle grenades when theyre inside a firing position
RE rifle grenades are part of the Urban Assault doc
@@connorsensenig4214 that's vanilla isn't it?
You telling me the second one fired an impact grenade through two windows?!
@@harrygenderson6847 I'm sure there a stories from both world wars and all sides about some absolutely fucking BASED grenade yeets.
@@connorsensenig4214 They have rifle nades in fighting pits STOCK. The weapon upgrade nades are in urban assault.
1:13
*American war strategy in a nutshell*
I'm here to build shit
@Spartan0941 Let the Imperial Fisting begin!
@@HeIsAnAli That's kind of our strategy as well...
I am fortifying this position
Random Guy
No wait, that sounds stupid.
7:42 we need more materials for fortifications
With this isnt 40K
XD
Sounds like heresy
Well at least it isn't the Ostruppen spam!
You can count on Ostruppen, No you really can!
“The Germans were notorious for having bad scouts.”
Yeah.... but our average Scouting part was a Panther, a Tiger, and a few Panzer 4’s.
We’re the House Steiner equivalents with our version of the 4 Atlas Mech scouting party
Oh hello lord stalker fancy seeing you here how are you good sir
Kommando293 ah the venerable Steiner scout lance. 4 Atlas’s followed by another 4 Atlas’s
Our?????
John Doe its a slight joke.
Except the fact that tigers and Panthers were extremely uncommon especially for American forces and would be horribly suited to recon due to their increased tendency to break down for statistically speaking almost no benefit as it didn't matter what tank you're in most of the time if you got hit first you lost.
And yes I know it is a joke / semi sarcastic comment
Rimmy: americans are the best faction!
me: *cries in early game vs okw*
Virgin OKW vs chad Ost
USF early game vs OKW is actually USF sided. Double rifle LT rifle m20 will basically win the early game. After that, go into stuart and tech to major. Use Ranger zooks to hold until Jackson, and you have an easy game.
oh Mr house I just killed you
@@levianderson8822 We all did mate. Anyway, how's the weather?
@@madcourier6217 hell Tennessee got it the worst out of all the places in the wasteland it sucks and it's full of mutants and radiation
That intro takes me back to the seige of Vraks
Lost half a platoon there was good day otherwise
@@helsingS_ Only half? The God-Emperor disapproves of your lack of devotion.
@@Grounders10 we where assisting another regiment and took hundreds of xenos and heretics for each squad we lost
Im surprised you dout me
P.s. this was my second company of the day
Me: "I have absolutely no fucking clue what the hell is going on..."
My eyes: "War is fucking beautiful, ain't it chief?"
I have two things to say.
First at 7:26 Would you say that counts as a 'Reverse Holocaust' or not?
And second at 7:30 Well as long as you don't leave any survivors you won't have to worry about being tried in the Hague for war crimes so go wild.
That is all, have a great day.
"Those people had wives! and children"
"Not anymore they dont. Ill bomb them too"
seems like Rimmy became American there for a second.
The most fun I've had in this game is playing a single lane bridge map, fortifying the hell out of the bridge, building 20 or more artillery guns and shelling the shit out of the enemy
“There was mines all along that bridge.”
Top 10 anime plot twists.
Rimmy went full Dorn when he saw that he can create barriers
“Americans are the best faction”
You have failed to make commarade Stalin proud
Sad sovietaboo noises
3:14 not gonna lie that was pretty cinamatic.
If no one else is gonna say it, I will.
U S A! U S A! U S A!
USA!USA!USA!
1:09 Imperial fist tactics I see
Rimmy, pioneering crouching tiger hidden bazooka.
"I Dare you to cross that bridge"
*Blows up the bridge*
Rimmy: Oh look their goes ur panzer!
I'm kind of annoyed he didn't use the US army rangers, those guys get tommy guns and bazookas, they live solely off of gunpowder and wehraboo tears, point them at the enemy tanks and the enemy won't have tanks, point them at enemy infantry and they won't have infantry, put them in a sherman to bum rush the enemy with and then jump out bazookas bazookaing and tommy guns tommying and you'll capture half the map in no time. They're even mildly spammable if you have enough mp gain
Rimmys special move
Running stuart, crouching bazooka
9:55 reminds me of the Soviet clown car - get a commander that spawns in Guards rifles - load one Guards squad in a halftrack , chuck in a squad of engineers with flamethrowers for the lols. You get 1 M2 .50 HMG, 1 DP LMG, 2 PTRS anti-tank rifles, a flamethrower and a buncha lads with Mosins all firing out of one truck. I used to have two halftracks like that, plus a third upgraded with the AA mount for a early-mid game convoy of death - and late game they provide good anti-infantry cover for hordes of t-34s, with added repair capabilities from the engies.
Michael Bay saved the day with his explosions
Avery the Cuban-American Transformers was a miracle.
I wish that rimmy would stream this game more I absolutely love to watch this game
I just realized I got this game on steam even though I don't know how and have never played it. might need to change that.
It was free to keep for a bit so probably because of that
Better prepare for the salt
@@ShallowTeal i think it was last december
Rimmy I love your CoH2 gameplay.
Also try playing the Zombie Mod.
It's very fun.
My brain at 6:46: **follow the truck,FOLLOW THE TRUCK!!**
Rimmy's friend: nope
Me: DAMIT!!
Yes there are time in the videos where I questions his tactic
1:12 -Rogal Dorn
apparently with the americans or at least one leader you can build shermans, decrew them, build more with the now opened pop cap and then repeat until you have a tank horde that probably will crash the game, if you surive long enough
Join the Soviet Faction and Become a Believer in the Almighty B-4! The only thing strong enough to challenge the RNG Gods!
"Cold-blooded, there's nothing cold-blooded about me ... i get quite worked up" Rimmy 1942
FIRST?, I guess lol, keep it up Rimmy, more Co2 on the way?
Timmy??
Wait is this from a stream
@@karolis2916 fucking auto correct, its suppose to be rimmy
Why do you want more Carbon Dioxide?
5:58 why is Jeanne from fate there?
Rimmy I HIGHLY recommend playing the Advanced Powers mod. You will get a kick out of it I swear!
5:55 - why is there an anime jeanne d'arc in a "realistic" ww2 strategy game?
You can download (or make) custom faceplates
Deilwynna last time Rimmy had a naked anime girl as his face plate, and someone else had a Space Marine.
@@wesleyfravel5149 Rimmy had Artoria Pendragon, somebody else had Dragunov from girls frontline, another dude had a guy from valkyria chronicles, and shinobi had Hitler.
chunktagne's weird toaster I see shinobi has a good taste in waifus
ITS AMAZING
_"Fuck your assaults, I'm here to build shit."_ - Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists [probably]
You may laugh at the bulldozer bodies but that is what happened as explained in Ghosts of the Osstfront.
Why the Americans in CoH2 are all Kenneth. The Army of Kenneth
I NEED *MORE* OF THIS SERIES
America Saves The Day!
Song starts playing: _What can I say except, you're welcome?_
Try playing the more units mod where it adds over a 170 units including plenty of tanks for the US
"Fuck your assaults, I'm here to build shit" Ok Rogal Dorn
should have known the bridge would be rigged with a Nuke
Committing WarCrimes?! *I WILL INFORM VALEFISK THAT HE'S GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION*
Wait till you see the soviets rolling up M3 scout cars and M5 halftracks filled with ROKS-3 flamethrowers.
Coh2 with the spearhead mod is fantastic. Can't believe how long that game has lasted for me thanks to it
>title
Me: *tears up in glorious freedom*
2:23 "the german space program is osttruppen" yes, yes it is
4:17 Where's my fkn tiles!
4:36, 6:46, 8:01, 9:04, 10:13
When Rimmy takes out the most valuable vehicles and escapes
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WWOOOOPP
0:50 What are you even rambling about, aufklarung units weren't that bad.
True
This video pretty much sums up all my pain and suffering as a Germany Main
When you be playing NFS Heat and the police go ballistic. You be like... 8:12
Ah, I see Rimmy no longer has the Seiba background XD
Because they are allies.
yo Rimlord, have you tried the Spearhead mod for CoH2? What's your take on it if you have?
Not a fan. It's like UA for Soulstorm crossed with RobZ. Too many superfluous units, machine guns are OP and the game grinds to a halt
New video from my favourite Crazy Australian UA-camr!
try the "Lend lease" commander for the british, those assualt sections are seriously good, and no one expects the british tommys to suddently become master CQC experts.
“I need more Osttruppen, tank bad.”
"I need more Östruppen. Tank bad."
You have to wonder, is Australia just slowly killing Rimmy? The amount of videos his voice is absolutely shagged in is astounding.
rimmy next time you play coh2 you need to get the vehicles valkyria chronicles skins
Actually the germans needed good recon for the blitzkreig to work
The germans weren't actually famouse for having bad recon. Their recon was fine. The issue was on the eastern front they diverted more people to the front lines and logistics because they were taking heavy losses and didn't want to be encircled
"Fuck your assaults! I'm going to build shit."
... Is Rimmy a closet Imperial Fists?
I love it this faction... I can have Bazooka and MG troops. Also they can easily promote experience in combat field. They can fuoght Panzers, in the battlefield.
You forgot the part where the German team summons there king tigers
One of the avatars iS Jean d’arc from Fate
*BUT ANIME HASNT BEEN INVENTED YET WHY IS THIS SOCEREY*
because japan
it was lol
sure not modern day anime but it still was
1:08 i didn't even know you could do that. wow
6:00 I see someone is a man of culture
“Man of culture” my brother in Christ you have a porn addiction
I want someone to love me like you love those sucide bazooka squads
The fun fact: the first map is called “Lenin”)))
Love the video. Im just wondering what that map your playing on in the first minutes. It looks fun but I cant find it in the workshop right now
4:23 So, I heard you like Stuarts
this is some level 8 on the ladder plays
Rimmy for Prime Minister, who's with me lads?🤣
Dude do you want ANOTHER Emu war? The aussies lost the last one and were expulsed to the continents Costal Region. Rimmy is great but he doesn't have the finesse to keep the fragile Emu Ossie peace
Is that Jeanne right there?
Really now, the French were helping the axis?
I feel like Rimmy would love the first CoH if he hasn't played it yet. Particularly a mod called Battle of Crete. Or Blitzkrieg, for that matter. The bullshit you get away with in Blitzkrieg...
*America fuck yeah plays*
German soldiers: ahaha, I'm in danger.
who is this no Saber on your gamer tag
i got a 16 minute ad thats bigger then the video
God bless the American artillery. It's no coincidence that our Army song is just a reworded version of our Field Artillery March.
you need to check out the realism mod. the game becomes so much more insane with it
OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SAM GREENE?
does somebody know the name of the map at 2:13 ?
Honestly the British are Still the best faction just because of the bunkers and emplacements they can make really easily
Also I have doubt that the king of Britain have some kind of magical power that makes the brits faction op
Rimmy I feel like you'd make great Men of War content
See this makes me want to see Rimmy do a COH playthrough of both games and their campaigns.
The best faction until a shitty M24 grenade wipes your entire Riflemen blob...
Partisans are sending Hello
01:27 "Ingenious!"
Shermanspam intensities to US artillery march