The MG guy getting the M1910: "Let me get my gun comrade." The conscript group: "Your gun? It's OUR gun." *Proceeds to duplicate guns with the power of Stalin.*
Game Devs: "We're proud to announce that our game is perfectly balanced!" [ TEA SLURPING NOISE HEARD APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE ] Game Devs: "What's that? Oh God -- No!" [ TEA SLURPING NOISE INTENSIFIES ] Game Devs: "No! Get back! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
I’m fully convinced that those guys were just pointing finger guns and yelling “DRATATATATATA” at the enemy and the bullets were materializing out of thin air lol.
"Gives them abilities, some would consider to be unnatural-ly overpowered" Sidious: Good, good. Let the tea flow through you. I sense your Yorkshire. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.
Russian forces: *sees enemy forces* also Russian forces: *wills cannon shells into being at high velocity generally in the direction of the enemy* Spiff: Perfectly balanced
I really enjoyed the campaigns of both Company of Heroes. They did a pretty good job showing the human element while letting you throw said humans at a wall until they break through
@@yaboyzzz9098 let's also appreciate how these boyz basically will these machineguns into existence cuz zat's wot makes da most dakka. Gork would be proud.
"When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots" Dmitri Demitrovisk of Demitria, Officer in Charge 20 seconds ago
Hitler: "So let me get this straight. A bunch of Russians, who our soldiers confirmed were holding no weapons, managed to gun down our entire army, and destroy our tanks?" German commander: "... Yes." Hitler: "That's it, you're getting executed."
Hitler: "Also damit ich das richtig verstehe, ein Haufen Russen, welche laut unseren Soldaten keinerlei Waffen trugen, haben es geschafft unsere gesamte Armee und Panzer zu vernichten?" Deutscher Kommandant: "... Ja." Hitler: "Das war's, sie werden exekutiert!" *I just couldn't hold myself back translating this, you're welcome xD*
Seems there was a Soviet soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.The German keeps coming."Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says..."Tankety Tank Tank."
"When you were told that only half of the Russians have a rifle, but then you find out it's because the second half has heavy machine guns" sad German noises
"Mistakes happen, and we have to learn to live with them" - Walther von Brauchitsch, explaining to Hitler the failure of the Russian Campaign and the 20 million Red Army soldiers moving towards Berlin
In Company of Heroes 1 you could shred infantry with the Sherman mine sweeper but you had to order your Sherman to approach the infantry with its spin to win flail and not target them.
...actually, I can't get the image of unarmed Russian troops spitting anti-tank ammo and machine gun ammo like living guns, it's amusing, but also slightly horrifying.
Nope But if you likes raining bullets and do absolute cheating There's a cheat mod to against the AI in the skirmish Oh and btw it's a mod from the player that you can found ingame
well a lot (and i mean a lot) of americans though panzer 4's was tigers during 1944 (and i guess 45). the american soldiers apparently encounterd tigers on a regular basis relativly early after the d-day landings, even though the tigers was fighting the british on an entierly different part of the front.
TSB: (shows up in the middle of the video on every video prior to this one) Me: Surely he wouldn't do it again. TSB: BAM! I've jumped into the mid-point of the video, when you were least expecting me! Me: (becomes very startled) He's too good...
"Don't worry, we have machine guns" 0:00 - 22:02 This strategy is the equivalent of when an army went and attached a bunch of MGs together to shoot down planes.
I had forgotten about this game fore years and now i find out you made a video about it a year ago.honestly just thank you.(despite the fact you will probebly not see this it will be one more fore the algorithm i guess)
If this glitch could be duplicated in real life: Stalin: I say this: *NOT ONE STEP BA-* Comrade Assistant: Comrade Chairman, we have recaptured Stalingrad from the fascisti. Stalin: ....
"I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the outcome." > Looks at the title. Yeah, I don't think I will, but I'll be sipping on some ***coffee*** while waiting.
Fun fact about coh2, is that when the game gets patched the campaign gets untouched. Meaning most of the bugs from 2013 are in the campaign but not in MP
Well people don’t play campaign because it has never been updated, so all bugs have never been patched, which means that , mechanics that have been removed or added later for multiplayer balance are not in the campaign and for some reason tank combat is kinda broken, but you can always play the American campaign or theater of war (still buggy af but can be pretty challenging on the hardest difficulty). Also spifing, we need you to make playing brits great again.
The STUG E is totally useless in theatre of war besides being a meatshield. And light tanks can barely kill infantry until they're vet 3; unlike in multiplayer and the list goes on....
Spiff I have to thank you. A few months ago I was on the edge of ending my life, but than it happend. I found your youtube channel, this moment changed everything for me. After this moment I knew I could better myself, I threw away all of my coffee and bought all the tea I could get. Thank you tessias.
Listening to this as I fall asleep and just jumped up in shock at 1:36 thinking Spiff said to go grab a coffee, its great 😱 thankfully he just said to grab a copy (of the game)
I've played quite a bit Company of Heroes 2,and I still have it installed. My favorite is playing it co-op with friends vs. the computer. Also if D - All of the above isn't an option, I'd go for A.
In CoH1 there was a legitimate way to this playing as the Panzer Elite Anti-Tank General. You spam out the anti-tank infantry with the double rocket launcher upgrade and support it with equal MP44 squad spam. The enemy healthy bars won't be able to keep up with the number of rocket being fired at them. Even better, once you get the squads to level 3, they get the ability to dodge bullets.
Wouldn't that still lose to US ranger spam, machine guns and other allied inf? Stg's would be better for the range imo. And it wouldn't work against a good player unfortunately. That playstyle's very costly, weak to arty or anti-blob abilities and would lose map control since you would need to maneuver the blob to one place at a time... Sorry, love COH, my favorite comp RTS.
@@pagatryx5451 You didn't need map control after you got your units level 3... lol.. You walk into their base.. Although artillery sucked. Funnily enough, they dodged bullets so aircraft or pretty much any other anti-blob didn't work on them
@@pagatryx5451 the only effective counter I ever experienced playing against people online was from the British artillery general. On-map artillery does a ton of damage if you aren't on top of your micro. The other anti inf stuff would slow me down for a second but either a rocket would kill the MG or I'd get another squad to flank. MP44 inf got aim bonuses while moving too if I remember right.
Ohh i remember those good old days. Eff everything in the commander skill tree, all you need is the double panzershreck. Panzershreck being more effective against infantry in CoH1 also didnt help with the balance either
Yeah, order 227 was specifically directed at officers not the average foot soldier. It certainly never called for the execution of any soldier that retreated.
Historians: "That's actually how the Battle of Stalingrad went down. The Spiffing Brit is right and and you should drink tea and buy his merch. You can trust me, since I am an historian."
It's far worse actually. They're firing full sized rifle ammo so it's like M60, BUT the game also counts the gunshield. Yes, that metal plate that covers the shooter. So basically you attack germans with Vietnam War americans.
Game: *exists*
Spiffing Brit: "Lets find some exploits and turn this thing into a economics simulator"
He'd fit in with the democrats here in America.
It is the one true way of the capitalist. Fuck everything, gimmy profit
what about world's hardest game
dumb
And thats how you sum up a youtube channel.
The MG guy getting the M1910: "Let me get my gun comrade."
The conscript group: "Your gun? It's OUR gun."
*Proceeds to duplicate guns with the power of Stalin.*
This gun belongs to _the people_ , _of the Soviet_ , _Union_ !
_enter the Soviet anthem_
U Require more Stalinium!!!
if this could happend then germany could have the pillar men for themselfs
communism at its finest.
don't have a gun? just imagine having a gun, don't have food? imagine having food, want to retreat? get shot in the foot
Game Devs: "We're proud to announce that our game is perfectly balanced!"
[ TEA SLURPING NOISE HEARD APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE ]
Game Devs: "What's that? Oh God -- No!"
[ TEA SLURPING NOISE INTENSIFIES ]
Game Devs: "No! Get back! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
{Cracking noises and blood sounds}
The janitor and me: Ah shit here we go again.
{sweeping sound intensifies}
[A TANK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEA KETTLE ON TREADS BREAKS THROUGH THE WALL OF THE GAME COMPANY]
Game Devs: Its over! ITS ALL OVER!!!
Actually company of heroes 2 currently is not even close to balanced...
@@SephirothRyu GAME OVER, MAN!
*British National Anthem Intensifies*
I’m fully convinced that those guys were just pointing finger guns and yelling “DRATATATATATA” at the enemy and the bullets were materializing out of thin air lol.
Yes.
Average Soviet war production be like
Heavy from tf2
They took the 40k approach. They believed they had machine guns so clearly, they had machine guns
Well Russian Orks
"Gives them abilities, some would consider to be unnatural-ly overpowered"
Sidious: Good, good. Let the tea flow through you. I sense your Yorkshire. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.
As soon as he sais that I scrolled down to look for something like this lol.
It's already at 66 likes, the perfect number.
Spiff: What do you think will happen, A, B or C?
Me: *All of them at once*
D - All of the above.
E - Colonisation
Because its a perfectly balanced question
I knew it was ALL of them, and he didn't even say B
Yeah I think it‘s D again ;)
Russian forces: *sees enemy forces*
also Russian forces: *wills cannon shells into being at high velocity generally in the direction of the enemy*
Spiff: Perfectly balanced
Yes
👌😁
Spiff: *Sees Panzer IV*
Also Spiff: Oh look, a Tiger tank
Me: Jingles, is that you?
Historically realistic though.
@@Senbei01 True!
SorcererDave Jingles or someone else? 😅
Hey someone in the wild who watches jingles!
I mean, Jingles is British.
"RTS Strategy game" ah yes, I do love my Real Time Strategy Strategy Games
CoH 2 is basically twice as strategic as any other RTS
@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь no
I like my automatic teller machine machines.
Manny EHC yes
How much we all love RAS Syndrome.
I really enjoyed the campaigns of both Company of Heroes. They did a pretty good job showing the human element while letting you throw said humans at a wall until they break through
"Whilst they're not technically that accurate, there's just a ridiculous quantity of them"
*[HAPPY ORK NOISES]*
*[DAKKA INTENSIFIES]*
He knows the way of the waaagh
@@yaboyzzz9098 let's also appreciate how these boyz basically will these machineguns into existence cuz zat's wot makes da most dakka. Gork would be proud.
@@mikechurvis9995 or is it mork?
All you need is a small green gremlin-like mobs (children) straps with explosive and then we basically has an Orks as minions.
*WAAAAAGH*
"When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
Dmitri Demitrovisk of Demitria, Officer in Charge 20 seconds ago
"When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
Just like Cuphead......
Hitler: "So let me get this straight. A bunch of Russians, who our soldiers confirmed were holding no weapons, managed to gun down our entire army, and destroy our tanks?"
German commander: "... Yes."
Hitler: "That's it, you're getting executed."
LOL
Hitler: "Also damit ich das richtig verstehe, ein Haufen Russen, welche laut unseren Soldaten keinerlei Waffen trugen, haben es geschafft unsere gesamte Armee und Panzer zu vernichten?"
Deutscher Kommandant: "... Ja."
Hitler: "Das war's, sie werden exekutiert!"
*I just couldn't hold myself back translating this, you're welcome xD*
@@dertazamane8765 Hah, nice.
Seems there was a Soviet soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.The German keeps coming."Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says..."Tankety Tank Tank."
You’re a genius.
"When you were told that only half of the Russians have a rifle, but then you find out it's because the second half has heavy machine guns"
sad German noises
Marek Stefański nah, it’s more effective to pick up the gun of the guy that died in front of you
Good one :D
@Lukas Engel is joke, and know I did not. Thank you tankie
@Lukas Engel a tankie is someone who thinks the USSR did nothing wrong and was perfect
@Lukas Engel generally tankies will use real facts to make the soviet union look good, mischaractetising them
"They've got bear hands."
Soviet power is truly frightening.
wherethetatosat I’m imagining them just throwing bullets, at full speed
@@mrhelpful1190 Bears armed with HMGs
In Soviet Russia you have the right for bear arms. And a bear head too occasionally.
I have the right to bear arms
*PULLS OUT BEAR ARMS*
We are to be feared
Game: doesn’t have tea
The spiffing Brit: ANGER
What?! No tea?! 1 out of 10.
"They have a nuke, But its OK, we have machine guns." Spiff, probably.
The leader of China during in the 50s felt like developing nukes and an anti-nuke system was pointless because his infantry would protect him
1:38 "If you've never played this game, go grab a coffee."
E... excuse me, WHAT?
Oh. He said "copy," not coffee. Phew.
kraanz lol it’d be funny if he said go grab a coffee
I heard that too
Funnily enough, the Germans drink coffee.
But everyone knows that the Russians prefer tea......
Uh-oh.
@@meilinchan7314 Russians prefer vodka
@@StrokeMahEgo : True, but tea is still every bit as popular after vodka in Russia!
Takes the saying
“The Mind is the greatest weapon.”
To a whole new level.
This is what I like to call “Maxim-izing” your chance of winning
No matter what, we have got
The Maxim gun and they have not. XD
Or perhaps Marx-imizing
"Mistakes happen, and we have to learn to live with them"
- Walther von Brauchitsch, explaining to Hitler the failure of the Russian Campaign and the 20 million Red Army soldiers moving towards Berlin
@alvi syahri "Gentleman there's a solution you aren't seeing here"
- also Hitler
"Mistakes were made."
*Goes to listen to Sabaton*
@@carchaos4153 Hitler wasn't a drug addict...
Was he...?
@@lad7436 He was on a BUNCH of drugs. His whole army was on crack too, not even joking. they gave the soldiers crack to be faster
Me as the OKW: "Hey, that's a lot of veteran infantry you have over there..."
Friend as USA: "Huh, what do you mean?"
*380MM STRUMTIGER INTENSIFIES*
sturmorsertiger
*TIGER II intensifies*
In Company of Heroes 1 you could shred infantry with the Sherman mine sweeper but you had to order your Sherman to approach the infantry with its spin to win flail and not target them.
Awful and completely and utterly ridiculous/hilarious
Ah yes, classic Russian strategy, just PRETEND you have weapons.
Yee
The Emperor of Man would approve of this strategy.
Very true at their war on Ukraine
This comment aged well.
oof imagine getting it so very wrong a year onwards ;D
Take a sip of tea whenever Spiff says “machine gun”
I whould have to make 50 pots of tea to have enough sips
@AlekzHertz drink 3 more cups. Yorkshire gold. You'll instantly grow a new healthy kidney
@AlekzHertz First step to becoming a good Demoman, now you got to lose your eye!
Spiff: Ask a multible answer question
Me: Yes
Multible
Pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of soviet manufacturing.
**Pulls mountain of weaponry out of thin air**
This ain't a glitch it's historically accurate.
Dakka Dakka
I see you're using the WH40K Orks strat of bending reality through the power of imagining you have guns
...actually, I can't get the image of unarmed Russian troops spitting anti-tank ammo and machine gun ammo like living guns, it's amusing, but also slightly horrifying.
"Yorkshire Tea is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural."
-Spiff January 2020
Loved that one :D
Do you know the tragedy of darth Teagueis the wise? Not a story a coffee drinker would tell you
I feel like developers are soon going to have “Spiffing Brit” meetings to check their game for exploits.
"War crime simulator" as if you play anything else. In games with no war you still make war crimes happen, you beautiful bastard.
"Soon we shall have FLAMETHROWERS!"
That sentence comes with the most maliciously gleeful voice I've ever heard...
Scorched-Earth at its finest comrades
TIGER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK..... WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS!?
@@mikkel066h taking fire from the cute little panzer fuckng adorable, now kill it!
There's always Umbrage.
Does this work:
- With mortars?
- Without USSR?
- Online?
Nope, sorry bruh but it only works with soviet abilities accesable only via playing campain
Nope
But if you likes raining bullets and do absolute cheating
There's a cheat mod to against the AI in the skirmish
Oh and btw it's a mod from the player that you can found ingame
HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA
yes it works with mortars and its beautiful
Ofc not
"what's better than a 100 stat man? hundreds of 100 stat men." -Spiff showing stalin how to stalingrad, 1943 (colourised)
Imagine seeing a Panzer 4 F2 and saying its a Tiger
This post was made by the Wehrmacht
Wehrmacht gang*
well a lot (and i mean a lot) of americans though panzer 4's was tigers during 1944 (and i guess 45). the american soldiers apparently encounterd tigers on a regular basis relativly early after the d-day landings, even though the tigers was fighting the british on an entierly different part of the front.
Wehrmacht denn sowas.
Hätte eh kein unterschied gemacht
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that winced at that.
Love you spiffing Brit. :) Really enjoy your vids.
Any RTS game: exists
Spiff: how much of Britian can we make it.
Any RTS game: has tea
*happy spiff tea sipping*
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Spif says "Machine Gun"
A shot of tea
As a Coh2 vet, this is giving me a heavy Maxim spam PTSD.
I’ve got my tea ready for this perfectly balanced game.
New drinking game: Take a sip of gin every time Spiff says "luckily".
Sorry but I'd like to live to see the next video
If you hate yourself you can add the words "perfect" and "glorious"
Or fantastic
Or machine gun
Ryan Childs it would end up pure gin
TSB: (shows up in the middle of the video on every video prior to this one)
Me: Surely he wouldn't do it again.
TSB: BAM! I've jumped into the mid-point of the video, when you were least expecting me!
Me: (becomes very startled) He's too good...
Spiff is the living stereotype of a posh brit, and we love it
"modern RTS releases"
excuse me, could you point me to them, I seem to have missed them entirely.
Grey Goo. A very underrated RTS released 2015.
Iron Harvest is very similar to this game and its new
"Don't worry, we have machine guns"
0:00 - 22:02
This strategy is the equivalent of when an army went and attached a bunch of MGs together to shoot down planes.
haven't heard of this, I have heard of successfully using AAA Anti-Air artillery in mass to take out tanks and artillery
It's a Russian thing as well they attached MGs and put it on a rotating table then put that on a milk cart there we go AA vehicle
@@Blue-mr7fe milk truck* and hey, can't deny that it worked
@@Blue-mr7fe Especially since they were MG42's i think, which have an absolutely bonkers RPM. It was like using 4 of them to make a minigun.
"Not one step back!"
"But sir the enemy position is encircled, we need to turn around and crush them."
"NOT ONE STEP BACK!"
Just march forward in the opposite direction, lol.
Ah, I’ve just realized another flaw in the “not one step back” tactic
Then step side ways. Might work
Spiff: A, B, or C?
Me: YES.
I had forgotten about this game fore years and now i find out you made a video about it a year ago.honestly just thank you.(despite the fact you will probebly not see this it will be one more fore the algorithm i guess)
"use a overpowered unit and break the game."
**Laughs in shock troop**
I PLAY THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME , THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A NASTY SURPRISE! THANKS SPIFF!!!
Get ready to loose your friends then XD
Imagine the dissapointment when he realises that he cant do it in mp
mateusz Stępień lol I realized it like 5 minutes into the video but I’m just going to leave the comment😅
Steve Radroach lol yeah I was pranked but I lose anyway so it doesn’t really mstter😂
I thought he said "go grab a cup of coffe" while actually he was saying copy. I almost spit my precious tea on screen.
@@thespiffingbrit if you did that...I would of had to report you to the queen for your utter hersey
Heard the same thing. I was surprised as well.
He would never promote bean broth
If this glitch could be duplicated in real life:
Stalin: I say this: *NOT ONE STEP BA-*
Comrade Assistant: Comrade Chairman, we have recaptured Stalingrad from the fascisti.
Stalin: ....
Stalin: What the hell just happened?
The crazy commercial tea breaks in the middle of these videos make it feel like I'm watching an RTS Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and I LOVE it! 🤣
Drinking game:
1 shot everytime he says "Machine guns"
2 shots everytime he says "anti-tank guns"
Instructions are unclear. Shot my child. The hospitals won't admit him because of the lack of bed.
Can I take shots of tea?
"This piece of Wonderful War Crime Simulator"
"A lovely game"
"Great fun"
Me: *Cries in Dawn of War 3*
D: All of the Above
E: Tea
F: Colonization
Joseph Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.”
The Spiffing Brit:
LudosErgoSum pretty sure he never said that
@@Vox_Popul1 it was Napoleon.
PN duarte really?
@@Vox_Popul1 yes.
Wasn't he talking about Katuskas (since their aim is garbage, but they shoot lots of rockets).
"What will Spiff do?"
I pick option D for all of the above, because of course it's all of the above.
Yay! This is so fun, thanks for showing us this exploit. Keep up the great work.
Spiff: Oh look, a game exists... I am sure it is balanced.
*Soviet music in the background while sipping tea.*
"I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the outcome."
> Looks at the title.
Yeah, I don't think I will, but I'll be sipping on some ***coffee*** while waiting.
"Moden RTS releases"
Nice meme.
"HMG Gun" = Heavy Machine Gun Gun
Double barreled machine gun??
@@shgds no it shoots heavy machine guns
Fun fact about coh2, is that when the game gets patched the campaign gets untouched. Meaning most of the bugs from 2013 are in the campaign but not in MP
Well people don’t play campaign because it has never been updated, so all bugs have never been patched, which means that , mechanics that have been removed or added later for multiplayer balance are not in the campaign and for some reason tank combat is kinda broken, but you can always play the American campaign or theater of war (still buggy af but can be pretty challenging on the hardest difficulty).
Also spifing, we need you to make playing brits great again.
Not even he is powerful enough to make UKF not trash in multiplayer
The STUG E is totally useless in theatre of war besides being a meatshield. And light tanks can barely kill infantry until they're vet 3; unlike in multiplayer and the list goes on....
Take a shot of водка every time Spiff says “Machine Guns”
vodka
*dies in **1:36*
I think you mean to say Yorkshire tea we are not hevens here
Spiff I have to thank you. A few months ago I was on the edge of ending my life, but than it happend. I found your youtube channel, this moment changed everything for me. After this moment I knew I could better myself, I threw away all of my coffee and bought all the tea I could get. Thank you tessias.
Listening to this as I fall asleep and just jumped up in shock at 1:36 thinking Spiff said to go grab a coffee, its great 😱 thankfully he just said to grab a copy (of the game)
I feel like there's a drinking game here revolving around every time Spiff says "Machine Guns"
@3:45 "Yorkshire Tea is a path to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. Also, have you heard the tale of Darth Spiffus the Balanced?"
No one:
19:33 Spiff: *points at panzer iv*
"a tiger tank of some kind"
Truly British.
War crime simulator, no other game like it... ahem “Rimworld” ahem.
I thought of the same thing
Rimworld is not a WAR crime simulator, it is crimes against humanity simulator.
its not warcrimes when you are not in war :)
What i do to the tribals isn't war crimes, it's pest control
Well, technically it can't be a war crime if there's no war... or laws... or a government.
'It's graphics are not on par with some of the modern RTS releases...'
Such as?
RAID Shadow Legends, it has _amazing_ innovative graphics!
@@thecakecore232 AND DEEP TACTICAL GAMEPLAY
jabloko992 prolly like ashes of singularity
jabloko992 Civ 7
Warcraft reforged?
I've played quite a bit Company of Heroes 2,and I still have it installed. My favorite is playing it co-op with friends vs. the computer.
Also if D - All of the above isn't an option, I'd go for A.
In CoH1 there was a legitimate way to this playing as the Panzer Elite Anti-Tank General. You spam out the anti-tank infantry with the double rocket launcher upgrade and support it with equal MP44 squad spam. The enemy healthy bars won't be able to keep up with the number of rocket being fired at them. Even better, once you get the squads to level 3, they get the ability to dodge bullets.
Wouldn't that still lose to US ranger spam, machine guns and other allied inf? Stg's would be better for the range imo. And it wouldn't work against a good player unfortunately. That playstyle's very costly, weak to arty or anti-blob abilities and would lose map control since you would need to maneuver the blob to one place at a time... Sorry, love COH, my favorite comp RTS.
@@pagatryx5451 You didn't need map control after you got your units level 3... lol.. You walk into their base..
Although artillery sucked. Funnily enough, they dodged bullets so aircraft or pretty much any other anti-blob didn't work on them
@@pagatryx5451 the only effective counter I ever experienced playing against people online was from the British artillery general. On-map artillery does a ton of damage if you aren't on top of your micro. The other anti inf stuff would slow me down for a second but either a rocket would kill the MG or I'd get another squad to flank. MP44 inf got aim bonuses while moving too if I remember right.
Ohh i remember those good old days. Eff everything in the commander skill tree, all you need is the double panzershreck. Panzershreck being more effective against infantry in CoH1 also didnt help with the balance either
"I sacrificed my squad of glorious engineers, because I needed to prove a point, basically"
WW2 Russia in a nutshell
*A panzer 4 rolls in*
"Omg they've got a Tiger tank"
Me: Light Machine Gun glitch, big deal
*spiffing Brit proceeds to arm his soldiers with artillery rifles*
Me…..ok…that’s impressive
everyone is a gangstars until
Ivan shoting HMG and AT gun from his bare hands
The way the game depicts order 227 especially in the first mission is completely bs by the way.
What's ironic is Hitler issued the same order. They were both irrational lunatics.
@@carpetclimber4027 except soviet order was perfectly rational
Yeah, order 227 was specifically directed at officers not the average foot soldier. It certainly never called for the execution of any soldier that retreated.
In this case, yes. It was rational.
RETURN TO FORMASHHION!
Historians: "That's actually how the Battle of Stalingrad went down.
The Spiffing Brit is right and and you should drink tea and buy his merch.
You can trust me, since I am an historian."
0:00 - 22:03
"Machine guns"
11:24 this mug is perfect for my daily coffee ♡
1000 hours, i have clocked onto this game and here i am... absolutely stunned about this. I drink to much coffee it seems.
*Oh, mother Ru~ssia! The Red Army stands!*
*Oh mother russia union of lands
Will of the people strong in command
Spiff, those are basically Orks. They believe they are holding MGs and ATs, therefore they are.
Some Soviet General: Oh my God! Stalingrad is lost!
Spiffy: Modern problems require modern solutions.
Stalin: "Death solves all problems. No man, no problem!" *spams PPsh*
me loves this game and has been playing it since 2015 with about only 450 hours in 2 and 600 in 1 you makes a video on it me YESSSSS!!!!! FINALLY
also i have a background for the British army with the queen on it saying "bow down colonials your queen has arrived and it is a true 10/10 background
Yorkshire tea: *Exist*
Spiff: yes
"... Not that there will be much of a town left after we finish democracizing it."
*America: Giggles in oil*
spiff: " Yorkshire tea gives them abilities some would deem unnatural"
Ummm spiff = emperor palpatine confirmed?
"I've jumped into the mid point where you least expect me!"
Thats the ONLY time you jump in nobody was surprised
I think he made a video, in the meantime, in which he jumps into the beggining of the video.
Wakes up
makes Yorkshire tea
takes sip
Aaah
What a beautiful morning for war crimes
D) All of the above. In true military multi-choice fashion.
Last time I was this early, the kettle wasn’t ready
"We should all have sturmgewehrs! You get a sturmgewehr, you get a sturmgewehr, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS!"
It's far worse actually. They're firing full sized rifle ammo so it's like M60, BUT the game also counts the gunshield. Yes, that metal plate that covers the shooter. So basically you attack germans with Vietnam War americans.
War Crime Simulator, AKA what Spiff turns every single game in to.
fun game: take a nice long sip of tea each time spiff says “machine gun,” or “anti-tank”