The Worst Galaxy - Stellaris Multiplayer

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Big thanks to Paradox for sponsoring today's video. The free weekend is live now, and you can play Stellaris here: pdxint.at/3csftTx
    Man, I have to say as someone who normally doesn't play Paradox games in multiplayer because they take forever, Stellaris is AMAZING. This whole game was played in about 4-ish hours, and it was shorter and smaller than usual but it was still a near full grand strategy game in a short time, running at the fastest speed the whole game. Super fun.
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  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 4 роки тому +9198

    This was like looking into our future. We like what we saw up until the *crash* part. Long live #ParadoxHQNew

    • @softboysocial974
      @softboysocial974 4 роки тому +1923

      As the one in charge of the SIMPS I am sorry I was unable to get everyone off planet. My deepest condolences to all of the family's too busy playing EU8 to board the escape craft...

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 4 роки тому +323

      Bold to assume they'd make it to 8 by then! 6 at absolute best :P

    • @paradoxinteractive
      @paradoxinteractive 4 роки тому +970

      @@softboysocial974 We do not fear restarts. We'll just keep doing it until the Flood rivals somebody else

    • @pybro4755
      @pybro4755 4 роки тому +82

      Which one of the strongholds at the new paradox HQ are you holed up in?

    • @vaultdweller1386
      @vaultdweller1386 4 роки тому +311

      You guys showing up in the comments section feels like if Cthulhu was at a bookstore.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder  4 роки тому +1083

    This was actually the first time I played Stellaris in multiplayer, and it's easily my favourite multiplayer Paradox game. Sat at the fastest speed the whole time, no lag, and completed the game pretty quick - around 4 hours. That was amazing. If you want to play, the free weekend is live now, and you can played Stellaris free here: pdxint.at/3csftTx

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 4 роки тому +5

      Oh cool

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 роки тому +15

      Does it beckon a repeat?

    • @jesserobertson7072
      @jesserobertson7072 4 роки тому +32

      Stellaris is by far my favorite of Paradox's games and i like that you enjoyed it. Is it possible for you to play it again in the future? Maybe role play as different empires and talk to each other like your empires would. Oh and almost forgot PURGE THE FILTHY ZENOS!

    • @SAMNONATOR
      @SAMNONATOR 4 роки тому +82

      everyone coming in posting first in the comments minutes after upload and here is rimmy with posting a comment 23 hours ago

    • @250-daffazhafrank3
      @250-daffazhafrank3 4 роки тому +12

      video 8 minutes ago
      comment 23 hours ago
      hmmmm......

  • @brendanmcclelland8457
    @brendanmcclelland8457 4 роки тому +1043

    When the flood eats half the galaxy and you don't have an Ark.
    Flood: Hippity hoppity the Galaxy's our property.
    Edit: I completely forgot about this comment and Good Lord 868 likes!? Thanks! I hope I see you all in Infinite!

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 4 роки тому +23

      It's free realestate.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 роки тому +34

      PreCoursers: Creation
      The Flood: Backspace

    • @voidericspenceracemperor9710
      @voidericspenceracemperor9710 4 роки тому +7

      Yes "OUR" ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

    • @Ky-Nas
      @Ky-Nas 4 роки тому +12

      I love how the Flood's icon in this game is actually Mendicant Bias as well.

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 роки тому +5

      Even if you got an ark you still aren't safe from the flood

  • @tzeneth
    @tzeneth 4 роки тому +36

    A note for your future reference. The regular rule for multiplayer games is that Ring world, habitat and scion are banned origins because they're all kind of OP.

    • @jonathanhamilton6190
      @jonathanhamilton6190 2 роки тому +1

      And paradox heard that and nerfed them

    • @tzeneth
      @tzeneth 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanhamilton6190 Habitat and scion are still pretty powerful. Habitat just requires more work.

  • @otto4382
    @otto4382 4 роки тому +138

    Nobody:
    Paradox: Calls 5 days free a free weekend although it's more of a free week.

    • @DeonGaming
      @DeonGaming 4 роки тому +2

      I think they don't know what "weekend" means, cut them some slack :D.

    • @otto4382
      @otto4382 4 роки тому +1

      @@DeonGaming that's quite true, although the nonexistence of Vicky 3 makes me question that a bit.

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 3 роки тому +5

    Bro, they announced Vicky 3! Paradox HQ wasn't completely destroyed after all! At least not before they accomplished their solemn mission

  • @saithorthepyro3264
    @saithorthepyro3264 3 роки тому +9

    "All this game needs is the ability to label a player an end-game crisis" Only 1 year too early with that prediction

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 3 роки тому +5

    You guys missed an opportunity to have a Bird empire of Fanatic Pacifists called the "Peacecocks."

  • @benlex5672
    @benlex5672 3 роки тому +5

    So on the side note, Vic3 is here.

  • @softenbysam
    @softenbysam 4 роки тому +8

    Femboy Hooters sounds pretty good. I think it'll be a solid business venture

  • @parralelomega5729
    @parralelomega5729 3 роки тому +3

    13:50 wel that has come true now

  • @wardenohellmonday5449
    @wardenohellmonday5449 Рік тому +1

    As soon as I heard "monument of all your sins" and saw the race I knew exactly how this video would go

  • @takodasherman2433
    @takodasherman2433 4 роки тому +4

    I love how by the middle of the game Rimmy just says “forget the planets and people they don’t exist” with unemployment and overcrowding

  • @Theonthrone
    @Theonthrone 3 роки тому +2

    War pig just told the future. War pig “ we need to be able to label a player as a end game Crisis”

  • @AspenTitan
    @AspenTitan 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the Flood's symbol is that of the Reclaimer, which is reserved exclusively for Humanity in Halo.

  • @ComradeCorvus
    @ComradeCorvus 2 роки тому +3

    13:52 This aged like wine!

  • @nuts1e
    @nuts1e 2 роки тому +2

    rimmy adding a reactor booster to a neutral power ship ship was maddening, and then he didn't save the design which was somehow more infuriating.

  • @Eru-Ash
    @Eru-Ash Рік тому +3

    Damn the desire for Vic 3 has aged like fine milk. Still, love coming back to this video, absolutely love the memes and Paradox games, ignoring the prior comment.

  • @shadowdragon349
    @shadowdragon349 3 роки тому +1

    I like how ahead they thought of how the game was gonna take since NOW we have self crisis mode

  • @Tulark_Killian
    @Tulark_Killian 3 роки тому +1

    2:28 foreshadowing The floods takeover

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 3 роки тому +3

    13:58 well don't we have a new DLC for youuuu!

  • @ralphjackson2518
    @ralphjackson2518 4 роки тому +2

    That thumbnail is now my favorite of any video. Commodore Perry with laser eyes is now a quality shitpost I love.

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 3 роки тому +1

    The Gravemind quotes made this even better.

  • @dave_dark_scythe4921
    @dave_dark_scythe4921 2 роки тому +2

    "All this game needs is the ability to label a player as an endgame crisis."
    Paradox:Noted

  • @Fikoj
    @Fikoj 2 роки тому +1

    "i know, i know the flood exsits but have you heard of the sweads?" that got me lol

  • @rz3907
    @rz3907 3 роки тому +1

    13:54
    Literally predicted the nemesis DLC.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 3 роки тому

      Perhaps they even inspired the devs, could be possible, since they seemed to watch at least part way into the video.

  • @Niemandzockt
    @Niemandzockt 3 роки тому +1

    13:52 "All this game needs is the ability to label a player an Endgame Crisis"

  • @Zadrias6386
    @Zadrias6386 3 роки тому +2

    Warpig finally did it… viccy 3… it is here

  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 4 роки тому

    Stellaris has been my favorite paradox game for ages but I've never played multiplayer before should be fun to get my friends into it this week.

  • @banankigames6503
    @banankigames6503 3 роки тому +1

    Holy heck, Stellaris is on 75% sale and free weekend today.
    Let's hope it's on sale next year again, because I didn't save any money for games :D

  • @goodbyejojo7198
    @goodbyejojo7198 2 роки тому

    14:02 if only they new, if only they knew you COULD become an endgame crisis

  • @declanstoeckel2244
    @declanstoeckel2244 3 роки тому

    And once more Leman Russ journeys into the Warp, not to be seen for a thousand years.

  • @intheshade3018
    @intheshade3018 4 роки тому +2

    Jesus, the flood got out of hand fast

  • @luccaluz1934
    @luccaluz1934 3 роки тому

    “They took the long way around” french troops at maginot line, 1914 and 1940

  • @corvo6842
    @corvo6842 Рік тому +1

    My stellaris save of the New Prussian Empire in a multiplayer game ACCIDENTALLY acted like the Flood shown here, no idea how
    Edit: it was the Prussians or Geico Insurance Company

  • @Mimeturtle
    @Mimeturtle 2 роки тому

    I love that this vid came out before 3.0 it feels good knowing I can label a player a danger to the galaxy

  • @harrysmith1711
    @harrysmith1711 4 роки тому

    Rimmy: Give me event horizon or you f*****g DIE!
    War Pig: WHAT?! I'll die! What are you gonna do? Invade my homeworld?!!
    Rimmy: I'll f*****g INTEGRATE YOU!!!!!

  • @bully056
    @bully056 3 роки тому

    13:55 wow that prediction XD

  • @jonathanrudy1052
    @jonathanrudy1052 Рік тому +1

    Coming back to the comments from warpig now that Vicky 3 is actually out is great

  • @theflooddude1753
    @theflooddude1753 3 роки тому +1

    I may or may not have made a squat empire from 40k

  • @tradingplague2309
    @tradingplague2309 4 роки тому

    Rimmy i just found the best rare tech called penal colonies u can make an entire planet a penal colony

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 3 роки тому +2

    13:56
    Fucking 9 months later and he got his wish.
    BECOME THE CRISIS
    Also I like how The Flood's symbol is the one inspired by the Forerunner symbol.

  • @kleiton__
    @kleiton__ 4 роки тому +1

    Never thought about it too hard, but your laugh sounds like TFS's Vegeta

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 роки тому

    Research station: today we're researching anatomy. Namely, pirate anatomy! Fire!

  • @SirMcCheese
    @SirMcCheese Рік тому +2

    I can't believe war pig did it vicky 3!

  • @jackjones3936
    @jackjones3936 2 роки тому

    Points to Rimmy at 8:31 in the video for making a US Commodore Perry move to Sam

  • @antares3171
    @antares3171 4 роки тому

    *Galactic Terran Alliance*
    Someone's been playing Freespace

  • @torpenhigalak5909
    @torpenhigalak5909 3 роки тому +1

    Don't worry rimmy Nemesis DLC is here now you can play as the bad guy...

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 4 роки тому

    In a world of monsters, the Swedes conquer all!

  • @Nofsleft
    @Nofsleft 4 роки тому

    You know that 'Coldplay' reverse titan thing reminds me of a horror manga by Junji Ito, where a bunch of mechanical spider like apparatuses attach themselves to animals and people and use the gas they generate to power their momentum, look it up if you are curious i believe it is called 'Gyo'. Either way, hope you have a great day and stay safe.

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 4 роки тому

      oh, you mean the fish zombie manga, i've gotta read that one day

  • @sanguinesteven790
    @sanguinesteven790 4 роки тому

    I feel like the Military Readiness act can easily be taken advantage of. If you murder a whole fleet (which I've done several times in one of my SP games), and you have sanctions, it's extremely hard for a nation to recuperate from it. But I mean, hey, good exploit lmao.

  • @dcurdov
    @dcurdov 3 роки тому

    13:53 *nemesis wants to know your location*

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 Рік тому +2

    THEY DID IT! THEY MADE VICCY 3!

  • @ExileRika
    @ExileRika 4 роки тому

    Today we'll thank our galactic gods that we do not live in the galaxy displayed in this video.

  • @leloshi4754
    @leloshi4754 2 роки тому +1

    13:50 they did that…

  • @willianlussin8981
    @willianlussin8981 4 роки тому +1

    I really wanted to see leman russ purge everyone in the game

  • @lordjaw4479
    @lordjaw4479 2 роки тому

    Wow I wish I had that many friends to play Stellaris with

  • @DerPartyCyclops
    @DerPartyCyclops 4 роки тому

    In the grimdark future of Stellaris, there is only Paradox DLC.

  • @martysdogs8
    @martysdogs8 3 роки тому

    The madlads fucking did it! Player crisis!

  • @jobeelms4694
    @jobeelms4694 3 роки тому +1

    16:46 literally a fucking exterminatus

  • @Eineindiefresse
    @Eineindiefresse 4 роки тому

    'Give us military acces or we open the borders' Djeez calm down Germany, us Belgians are getting PTSD attacks

  • @nirva_solttu8109
    @nirva_solttu8109 4 роки тому

    I see finish flag! Oi maamme suomi synnyinmaa!

  • @shiny1556
    @shiny1556 4 роки тому

    I would love for this to be a series

  • @theborg6024
    @theborg6024 4 роки тому

    NOT THE FUCKING HYPER WAR GOD DAMMIT

  • @AlmostUselessPenguin
    @AlmostUselessPenguin 4 роки тому

    OH SHIT, TIME TO TELL MY FRIENDS, LOVE THIS GAME

  • @LtScarecrow87
    @LtScarecrow87 4 роки тому

    Of course Zoran was the Imperium of Man

  • @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921
    @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921 4 роки тому

    Rip Zoran, we never will see the Imperium to be.

  • @tradingplague2309
    @tradingplague2309 4 роки тому +1

    I want more i love stellaris and seeing an all mutiplayer is amazing keep it up rimmy (try the machine empires or lithoids there fun) Glory to the Emperor

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 роки тому

      Is it bad there? I have trouble here In Texas with ping.

    • @tradingplague2309
      @tradingplague2309 4 роки тому

      @@nukclear2741 idk im texan to

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 роки тому

      @@tradingplague2309 wrong comment my bad.

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx 4 роки тому

    Hey hey and another goes down to the sponsorship spree

  • @marylands8261
    @marylands8261 4 роки тому +2234

    Like the expanse but without the political intrigue and 100% more idiots shouting

    • @piecemakernoalias1018
      @piecemakernoalias1018 4 роки тому +56

      The protomolecule awoke and ate them

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 4 роки тому +10

      Is season 4 good? I finished season 3 awhile ago and it seems to me that they're jumping the shark also I kinda just forgot about it. It it worth the watch?

    • @marylands8261
      @marylands8261 4 роки тому +18

      @@funnynameforme4091 its different, but it isnt bad, I enjoyed it a lot and would recommend watching it. There are some really memorable moments in there

    • @VoidplayLP
      @VoidplayLP 3 роки тому +4

      to be fair, you get a lot of political intrigue and idiots shouting in the expanse too

  • @LilacStarbloom
    @LilacStarbloom 4 роки тому +2203

    See, as soon as I saw the Flood, I thought “either this is going to be a pathetic imitation attempt, or it’s going to be exactly like the Flood” and I was pleased to find it was the latter

  • @bauxitescrap9471
    @bauxitescrap9471 4 роки тому +1864

    pirate station: *exists*
    Research Station: I diagnose you with death

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 роки тому +121

      We have discovered *your demise.*

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +78

      *weaponise the microwave*

    • @emptank
      @emptank 4 роки тому +94

      Scientist 1: I have just perfected a new kind of death ray for the military!
      Scientist 2: how do you know it works? Have you tested it yet?
      Scientist 1: how can I test it? It's meant to destroy space stations we don't have a target big enough.
      Pirate base: *sweats nervously in the corner*

    • @guardianofthetoasters2323
      @guardianofthetoasters2323 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sir_Bucket is that an stc?

    • @kek105
      @kek105 3 роки тому +12

      Research Station: Call an ambulance, *gets out guns* but not for me

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 4 роки тому +4989

    Everyone: *ignores the flood and squabbles pettily*
    The Flood: *murders ALL of the AI and consumes half the galaxy*

    • @phantom117b4
      @phantom117b4 4 роки тому +354

      how accurate

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +647

      I came here expecting a nice and fun video, not an actual accurate representation of the Forerunner-Flood War.

    • @Fortzon
      @Fortzon 4 роки тому +241

      And they were talking about uniting but still continued stabbing themselves :D

    • @calvinpell1738
      @calvinpell1738 4 роки тому +154

      I am a monument to all your sins

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 роки тому +111

      "I know you. Your past, your present, your future."

  • @deathtrooper9003
    @deathtrooper9003 3 роки тому +1929

    All this game needs is the ability to label a player an endgame crisis:
    9 months later-
    Announcing Stellaris: Nemesis
    Become the ENDGAME CRISIS.

    • @andercrowley4758
      @andercrowley4758 2 роки тому +57

      as of reading this it is 9 months later

    • @HuntersOfTheNorth1
      @HuntersOfTheNorth1 2 роки тому +71

      This game, with Paradox having commented themselves, I'm certain that this was their Inspiration

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 2 роки тому +7

      Too bad they screwed it up so much

    • @Hollow_Spam
      @Hollow_Spam 2 роки тому +10

      Aged like wine

    • @jacktheripper7735
      @jacktheripper7735 2 роки тому +20

      @@natey9190 dude it's incredible imo, being able to just turn minerals into ships instead of alloys is just a broken thing, I take levels in it just for that since you can build a Matter Decompressor and get 4k Minerals a month

  • @williammaccabee4297
    @williammaccabee4297 4 роки тому +5040

    I like how Foehammer mostly spoke in Gravemind quotes

    • @notsocoolguy8492
      @notsocoolguy8492 4 роки тому +347

      Not true. I didn't hear any growls, or other voices.

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 4 роки тому +235

      Staying in character. I love him honestly

    • @sqocks8254
      @sqocks8254 4 роки тому +30

      True 😂

    • @culinaryspecialistsam
      @culinaryspecialistsam 4 роки тому +18

      yay I was the 666th like on this comment that's what I like to see

    • @williammaccabee4297
      @williammaccabee4297 4 роки тому +39

      ​@@notsocoolguy8492 Who can top Dee Bradley Baker?

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 роки тому +1707

    How to stop The Flood:
    Step 1: Send them a strongly worded letter from Space UN accusing them of war crimes
    Step 2: Squabble and fight amongst each other, letting The Flood pick you off one by one
    Outstanding strategy

    • @spyper6676
      @spyper6676 2 роки тому +43

      It ain't much but it's honest work

    • @TheOnlyReefShark
      @TheOnlyReefShark Рік тому +53

      Average UN meeting

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Рік тому +42

      Compare this to the usual Galactic Community procedure in dealing with threats to all existence:
      Step 1: vote to save the space whales
      Step 2: "what fanatic purifier lol?"
      Step 3: accepting your death

    • @ratsmans5644
      @ratsmans5644 Рік тому

      Best way to stop the flood take control of the senate

    • @InternetHydra
      @InternetHydra 5 місяців тому +1

      Just like the real UN!

  • @Literalytyp
    @Literalytyp 4 роки тому +1786

    Clearly Rimmy's research station that destroyed that pirate station contained The Science Team

    • @Scrungelz
      @Scrungelz 4 роки тому +129

      The Science Team!

    • @batterypwrlow
      @batterypwrlow 4 роки тому +113

      We're With The Science Team!

    • @Literalytyp
      @Literalytyp 4 роки тому +128

      @@batterypwrlow The pirates go in thinking they're just going to push around some nerds but little did they know they were dealing with THE SCIENCE TEAM

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +62

      Pirates: are you seriously researching out here alone?

    • @hallowedrook1781
      @hallowedrook1781 4 роки тому +19

      The science team!

  • @hazydoom69
    @hazydoom69 4 роки тому +2232

    Zoran the bear appears.
    Me: holy shit is this really happening.
    Zoran leaves.
    Me: the world continues to taunt me at every turn.

    • @rattles8789
      @rattles8789 4 роки тому +104

      You are not alone in your suffering, brother. Hold fast, the Emperor's Light may yet shine upon us.

    • @martinconway8174
      @martinconway8174 4 роки тому +84

      I'm waiting for Rimmy and the Cadian XXth to join the ttsverse

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 4 роки тому +30

      I feel like they'd be some sort of badass guardsmen that literally are on par with Ultramarines.

    • @chris210racer
      @chris210racer 4 роки тому +22

      I really want to hear Rimmy lend his voice to TTS. Would be the best thing ever.

    • @philippobitz2592
      @philippobitz2592 4 роки тому +29

      @@chris210racer Imagine Rimmy voicing an ork. Sure, his throat will hate him afterwards, but it would be worth it.
      Maybe Digby as a commissar, as well?

  • @PotatoKing219
    @PotatoKing219 4 роки тому +557

    Your research station really pulled a "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance...! But not for me." on that pirate station lmao

  • @neltan31
    @neltan31 4 роки тому +2502

    Foehammer : "I ... am a monument to all your sins"
    Me : Hell no ... he is not about to do that !
    Turns out he was, and just to be lore coherent no one was ready for him :D

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 4 роки тому +222

      If prisoners of war are murdered in space, and nobody is around to see it, is it really a war crime?

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +92

      If it’s the flood is it a war crime?

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 4 роки тому +95

      @Moral Relativism
      Well, at the very least, if you're fighting the Flood, it definitely isn't a Crime against Humanity.

    • @manamark4754
      @manamark4754 4 роки тому +39

      @@roadent217 Yea, cuz they didn't sign the geneva conventions.

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 4 роки тому +40

      @@manamark4754 Geneva Suggestion

  • @Max-nk9zl
    @Max-nk9zl 4 роки тому +3169

    Not only did you guys have one huge ass enemy, but you also managed to stab each others back while the enemy just flies through systems and devours them.
    I did not expect any less, great work guys

    • @yashisako8274
      @yashisako8274 4 роки тому +57

      humans in a nutshell

    • @darksylince1792
      @darksylince1792 4 роки тому +80

      Pretty much like the Reapers situation but without Commander Shephard forcing peeps to not kill each other while shits going down.

    • @iamasquidinspace
      @iamasquidinspace 4 роки тому +28

      Essentially GoT but in space and the night king wins...

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +3

      @@iamasquidinspace so a better ending

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 роки тому +3

      This was a worse version of the forruner flood wars! Hahahaha

  • @soldierofashadow4201
    @soldierofashadow4201 4 роки тому +2236

    "you have battleships I just got cruisers" that describes every game of Stellaris I play

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 роки тому +91

      Adrian Kurz me, with corvettes when lowest difficulty AI have Battleships: Pathetic.

    • @Maxouprovence
      @Maxouprovence 4 роки тому +19

      Also sums up mosts of my HoI4 games

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 роки тому +75

      Sounds like you need to practice building science. And how utterly overpowered science can be.

    • @azzor4134
      @azzor4134 4 роки тому +6

      That's sad. Really sad.

    • @romanian8034
      @romanian8034 4 роки тому +37

      @@leelambert1559 i always think i am trash when ai on grand Admiral are equivalent to me. Then i see this kind of comments and feel better about myself

  • @imtheman84
    @imtheman84 4 роки тому +992

    "Paradox HQ, the tectonically unstable homeworld of the Simps, has finally exploded"
    Wildest sentence I have ever read.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 роки тому +59

      I died after that and the "I KNOW THE FLOOD EXISTS BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SWEDISH?"

  • @thegreatone4948
    @thegreatone4948 4 роки тому +375

    Alternate title: Actual footage of the Forerunner-Flood War

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 4 роки тому +454

    You all know that Forhammer playing as the Flood and yet, instead of uniting against him, y'all keep squabble and turn on each other amuse me greatly. This is great content, Rimmy.

    • @robberyproductions1363
      @robberyproductions1363 4 роки тому +16

      Man..... Which Halo book is this?

    • @hallowedrook1781
      @hallowedrook1781 4 роки тому +23

      Halo: the flood: bonus addition

    • @doc5686
      @doc5686 4 роки тому +54

      That's literally every game of Stellaris I've played as a devouring swarm against my friends. I secretly message both sides discord promising mercy and eventually I get them to turn on each other and have small little wars until eventually I invade one of them with the help of the other and then pull all my fleets back as my ally goes in and then while both sides are fighting it out I send all my fleets to where all their's are and wipe all players out in one battle.

    • @matthewwiles1974
      @matthewwiles1974 4 роки тому +40

      @@doc5686 you really fucking playing 4D chess out here, aren’t you?

    • @weebmcdonald8834
      @weebmcdonald8834 3 роки тому +2

      @@cibo889 6D clearly it's 10th D chess he playing

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +2537

    Space UN: *Tries to sanction an implacable devouring swarm bent on consuming all life in the galaxy*
    Also Space UN: *Misses and accidentally sanctions a completely innocent bystander instead*
    10/10. Very realistic.

    • @commissarrichardson2715
      @commissarrichardson2715 4 роки тому +21

      When did that get added I've played for a week now and have not seen that option in all my games

    • @xXParryXx1
      @xXParryXx1 4 роки тому +58

      @@commissarrichardson2715 federations dlc adds it so either buy it and do the I'M THE SENATE or get someone who does own it and let them host a mp game and then do the I'M THE SENATE there

    • @alphys1172
      @alphys1172 3 роки тому +6

      Its happened way to many times in games i have been in... i am generality concerned for my friends mental capacity

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 3 роки тому +9

      @@xXParryXx1 you don't need DLC to have Space UN. But without it you get like 50% of it and only one federation type

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 4 роки тому +427

    Rimmy: *trying to indict flood in space hague*
    Flood: *pulls reverse card*

    • @bubbajoe117
      @bubbajoe117 4 роки тому +29

      I believe the correct term is “logic plague”

    • @zephyr4299
      @zephyr4299 4 роки тому +8

      2 plus 2 is 4, broke the minds of every AI

  • @aidanbrophy6898
    @aidanbrophy6898 4 роки тому +620

    Scarmu: Ah, the Flood. The ravenous hive that seeks to destroy our empire and eat our population. We have dismissed that claim.

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 3 роки тому +32

      The Flood is a lot like the Skaven.
      Skaven don't exist.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 роки тому +37

      No-no, there are no rat-things in your galaxy-place. Ignore any reports-lies of rat-things, they are propaganda!

    • @guardianofthetoasters2323
      @guardianofthetoasters2323 3 роки тому +9

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 why do you seem... Nervous? Are you hiding something? Is there anything else I should know?

    • @bean108
      @bean108 3 роки тому +5

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Idk man, that's kinda sus.

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 3 роки тому

      @@bean108 is sus.

  • @jackadevil9746
    @jackadevil9746 4 роки тому +585

    The flood are actully playing like the flood LMAO

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 4 роки тому +63

      Gestalt ethic, Hive Mind, then the Devouring Swarm civic. You can't do any sort of diplomacy, but you can declare war on anyone at any time (because "Hunger") and you get pretty incredible boosts from eating enemy civilians.
      You can also just play as a Hive Mind, no Devouring Swarm. You're not as good at eating planets, but you can make friends.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 роки тому +310

    “All this game needs is the ability to label a player an end-game crisis”
    Your words have been heard and the paradox-gods have answered you. With the nemesis DLC, we are one step closer to Vicky3

  • @ObligedUniform
    @ObligedUniform 4 роки тому +3069

    The Flood: we recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid ass decision we have elected to consume them.
    Edit: 7 months later and holy shit, like 3rd or 4th most liked comment on the video. Thats a first for me!

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 4 роки тому +241

    "I didn't believe in a God... But it's abandoned us."
    2020 in a nutshell

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +8

      It’s the other way around, actually. _We’ve_ abandoned _him._

  • @richardnixonpog9925
    @richardnixonpog9925 4 роки тому +318

    bruh we live in a world where the C.E.O. of Paradox Interactive (Victoria III pending release), Finnish Mongolian Romans and one Aussie got their asses kicked in by the green flesh socks from Halo

    • @battlesevengames9479
      @battlesevengames9479 4 роки тому +18

      Ronan Daniels they’re more then green flesh socks!
      They’re evil green flesh socks.

  • @Volume_Halome
    @Volume_Halome 4 роки тому +123

    I envision this is exactly how the Forerunner-Flood war went.
    Dialogue included to the letter.

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 3 роки тому +6

      Wait which one is that Didact who constantly get assfucked over by the flood and other forerunners?

  • @hiban751
    @hiban751 4 роки тому +217

    "what about the rimmy attack on the sweden?"

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 роки тому +11

      Mostly towards the Finnish-Swedish relation being antagonistic towards each other

  • @kremitthetaco8725
    @kremitthetaco8725 4 роки тому +120

    Civilizations fight each other while the flood consumes them all. I like that you stayed true to canon.

  • @austin7203
    @austin7203 3 роки тому +68

    " there needs to be a way to make a player an end game crisis"
    Paradox "WRITE THAT DOWN NOW!"

  • @harryhazza2665
    @harryhazza2665 4 роки тому +104

    All I hear is "Ok... So... *I am a monument, to all your sins* " and I'm like: BOI I ALREADY KNOW!

  • @tzeentch8228
    @tzeentch8228 4 роки тому +692

    Foehammer: becomes the Flood.
    Every Halo veteran ever:...
    "OH HELL NO!!!"

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 роки тому +55

      Fire the rings!

    • @hazydoom69
      @hazydoom69 4 роки тому +49

      The holy journey begins now

    • @tzeentch8228
      @tzeentch8228 4 роки тому +43

      I just watched the full episode, and this is what i'll say...
      "Those who do not know their past are doomed to repeat it." ;)

    • @Chujoi0
      @Chujoi0 4 роки тому +15

      Hans get ze flammenwerfer

    • @tinpan6052
      @tinpan6052 4 роки тому +17

      My cousin is out activating the halo rings while im here as a monument to all your sins

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 4 роки тому +103

    11:50 when you go full forerunner miners against the flood and it works out exactly how it did in the books.

    • @Cembrovic
      @Cembrovic 4 роки тому +2

      Im starting to read the book and tbh in the first book the didact seems extremly nice but he is sad to because the humans killed all of his children when they went into battle but he still has some of their memories in war sphinxes i think thats what they are called