The Worst Galaxy - Stellaris Multiplayer
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Man, I have to say as someone who normally doesn't play Paradox games in multiplayer because they take forever, Stellaris is AMAZING. This whole game was played in about 4-ish hours, and it was shorter and smaller than usual but it was still a near full grand strategy game in a short time, running at the fastest speed the whole game. Super fun.
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This was like looking into our future. We like what we saw up until the *crash* part. Long live #ParadoxHQNew
As the one in charge of the SIMPS I am sorry I was unable to get everyone off planet. My deepest condolences to all of the family's too busy playing EU8 to board the escape craft...
Bold to assume they'd make it to 8 by then! 6 at absolute best :P
@@softboysocial974 We do not fear restarts. We'll just keep doing it until the Flood rivals somebody else
Which one of the strongholds at the new paradox HQ are you holed up in?
You guys showing up in the comments section feels like if Cthulhu was at a bookstore.
This was actually the first time I played Stellaris in multiplayer, and it's easily my favourite multiplayer Paradox game. Sat at the fastest speed the whole time, no lag, and completed the game pretty quick - around 4 hours. That was amazing. If you want to play, the free weekend is live now, and you can played Stellaris free here: pdxint.at/3csftTx
Oh cool
Does it beckon a repeat?
Stellaris is by far my favorite of Paradox's games and i like that you enjoyed it. Is it possible for you to play it again in the future? Maybe role play as different empires and talk to each other like your empires would. Oh and almost forgot PURGE THE FILTHY ZENOS!
everyone coming in posting first in the comments minutes after upload and here is rimmy with posting a comment 23 hours ago
video 8 minutes ago
comment 23 hours ago
hmmmm......
When the flood eats half the galaxy and you don't have an Ark.
Flood: Hippity hoppity the Galaxy's our property.
Edit: I completely forgot about this comment and Good Lord 868 likes!? Thanks! I hope I see you all in Infinite!
It's free realestate.
PreCoursers: Creation
The Flood: Backspace
Yes "OUR" ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
I love how the Flood's icon in this game is actually Mendicant Bias as well.
Even if you got an ark you still aren't safe from the flood
A note for your future reference. The regular rule for multiplayer games is that Ring world, habitat and scion are banned origins because they're all kind of OP.
And paradox heard that and nerfed them
@@jonathanhamilton6190 Habitat and scion are still pretty powerful. Habitat just requires more work.
Nobody:
Paradox: Calls 5 days free a free weekend although it's more of a free week.
I think they don't know what "weekend" means, cut them some slack :D.
@@DeonGaming that's quite true, although the nonexistence of Vicky 3 makes me question that a bit.
Bro, they announced Vicky 3! Paradox HQ wasn't completely destroyed after all! At least not before they accomplished their solemn mission
"All this game needs is the ability to label a player an end-game crisis" Only 1 year too early with that prediction
You guys missed an opportunity to have a Bird empire of Fanatic Pacifists called the "Peacecocks."
So on the side note, Vic3 is here.
Femboy Hooters sounds pretty good. I think it'll be a solid business venture
13:50 wel that has come true now
As soon as I heard "monument of all your sins" and saw the race I knew exactly how this video would go
I love how by the middle of the game Rimmy just says “forget the planets and people they don’t exist” with unemployment and overcrowding
War pig just told the future. War pig “ we need to be able to label a player as a end game Crisis”
I love how the Flood's symbol is that of the Reclaimer, which is reserved exclusively for Humanity in Halo.
13:52 This aged like wine!
rimmy adding a reactor booster to a neutral power ship ship was maddening, and then he didn't save the design which was somehow more infuriating.
Damn the desire for Vic 3 has aged like fine milk. Still, love coming back to this video, absolutely love the memes and Paradox games, ignoring the prior comment.
I like how ahead they thought of how the game was gonna take since NOW we have self crisis mode
2:28 foreshadowing The floods takeover
13:58 well don't we have a new DLC for youuuu!
That thumbnail is now my favorite of any video. Commodore Perry with laser eyes is now a quality shitpost I love.
The Gravemind quotes made this even better.
"All this game needs is the ability to label a player as an endgame crisis."
Paradox:Noted
"i know, i know the flood exsits but have you heard of the sweads?" that got me lol
13:54
Literally predicted the nemesis DLC.
Perhaps they even inspired the devs, could be possible, since they seemed to watch at least part way into the video.
13:52 "All this game needs is the ability to label a player an Endgame Crisis"
Warpig finally did it… viccy 3… it is here
Stellaris has been my favorite paradox game for ages but I've never played multiplayer before should be fun to get my friends into it this week.
Holy heck, Stellaris is on 75% sale and free weekend today.
Let's hope it's on sale next year again, because I didn't save any money for games :D
14:02 if only they new, if only they knew you COULD become an endgame crisis
And once more Leman Russ journeys into the Warp, not to be seen for a thousand years.
Jesus, the flood got out of hand fast
Staying true to cannon as other before me have said
@@harryhazza2665 yup
“They took the long way around” french troops at maginot line, 1914 and 1940
My stellaris save of the New Prussian Empire in a multiplayer game ACCIDENTALLY acted like the Flood shown here, no idea how
Edit: it was the Prussians or Geico Insurance Company
I love that this vid came out before 3.0 it feels good knowing I can label a player a danger to the galaxy
Rimmy: Give me event horizon or you f*****g DIE!
War Pig: WHAT?! I'll die! What are you gonna do? Invade my homeworld?!!
Rimmy: I'll f*****g INTEGRATE YOU!!!!!
13:55 wow that prediction XD
Coming back to the comments from warpig now that Vicky 3 is actually out is great
I may or may not have made a squat empire from 40k
Rimmy i just found the best rare tech called penal colonies u can make an entire planet a penal colony
13:56
Fucking 9 months later and he got his wish.
BECOME THE CRISIS
Also I like how The Flood's symbol is the one inspired by the Forerunner symbol.
Never thought about it too hard, but your laugh sounds like TFS's Vegeta
Research station: today we're researching anatomy. Namely, pirate anatomy! Fire!
I can't believe war pig did it vicky 3!
Points to Rimmy at 8:31 in the video for making a US Commodore Perry move to Sam
*Galactic Terran Alliance*
Someone's been playing Freespace
Don't worry rimmy Nemesis DLC is here now you can play as the bad guy...
In a world of monsters, the Swedes conquer all!
You know that 'Coldplay' reverse titan thing reminds me of a horror manga by Junji Ito, where a bunch of mechanical spider like apparatuses attach themselves to animals and people and use the gas they generate to power their momentum, look it up if you are curious i believe it is called 'Gyo'. Either way, hope you have a great day and stay safe.
oh, you mean the fish zombie manga, i've gotta read that one day
I feel like the Military Readiness act can easily be taken advantage of. If you murder a whole fleet (which I've done several times in one of my SP games), and you have sanctions, it's extremely hard for a nation to recuperate from it. But I mean, hey, good exploit lmao.
13:53 *nemesis wants to know your location*
THEY DID IT! THEY MADE VICCY 3!
Today we'll thank our galactic gods that we do not live in the galaxy displayed in this video.
13:50 they did that…
I really wanted to see leman russ purge everyone in the game
Wow I wish I had that many friends to play Stellaris with
In the grimdark future of Stellaris, there is only Paradox DLC.
The madlads fucking did it! Player crisis!
16:46 literally a fucking exterminatus
'Give us military acces or we open the borders' Djeez calm down Germany, us Belgians are getting PTSD attacks
I see finish flag! Oi maamme suomi synnyinmaa!
I would love for this to be a series
NOT THE FUCKING HYPER WAR GOD DAMMIT
OH SHIT, TIME TO TELL MY FRIENDS, LOVE THIS GAME
Of course Zoran was the Imperium of Man
Rip Zoran, we never will see the Imperium to be.
I want more i love stellaris and seeing an all mutiplayer is amazing keep it up rimmy (try the machine empires or lithoids there fun) Glory to the Emperor
Is it bad there? I have trouble here In Texas with ping.
@@nukclear2741 idk im texan to
@@tradingplague2309 wrong comment my bad.
Hey hey and another goes down to the sponsorship spree
Like the expanse but without the political intrigue and 100% more idiots shouting
The protomolecule awoke and ate them
Is season 4 good? I finished season 3 awhile ago and it seems to me that they're jumping the shark also I kinda just forgot about it. It it worth the watch?
@@funnynameforme4091 its different, but it isnt bad, I enjoyed it a lot and would recommend watching it. There are some really memorable moments in there
to be fair, you get a lot of political intrigue and idiots shouting in the expanse too
See, as soon as I saw the Flood, I thought “either this is going to be a pathetic imitation attempt, or it’s going to be exactly like the Flood” and I was pleased to find it was the latter
pirate station: *exists*
Research Station: I diagnose you with death
We have discovered *your demise.*
*weaponise the microwave*
Scientist 1: I have just perfected a new kind of death ray for the military!
Scientist 2: how do you know it works? Have you tested it yet?
Scientist 1: how can I test it? It's meant to destroy space stations we don't have a target big enough.
Pirate base: *sweats nervously in the corner*
@@Sir_Bucket is that an stc?
Research Station: Call an ambulance, *gets out guns* but not for me
Everyone: *ignores the flood and squabbles pettily*
The Flood: *murders ALL of the AI and consumes half the galaxy*
how accurate
I came here expecting a nice and fun video, not an actual accurate representation of the Forerunner-Flood War.
And they were talking about uniting but still continued stabbing themselves :D
I am a monument to all your sins
"I know you. Your past, your present, your future."
All this game needs is the ability to label a player an endgame crisis:
9 months later-
Announcing Stellaris: Nemesis
Become the ENDGAME CRISIS.
as of reading this it is 9 months later
This game, with Paradox having commented themselves, I'm certain that this was their Inspiration
Too bad they screwed it up so much
Aged like wine
@@natey9190 dude it's incredible imo, being able to just turn minerals into ships instead of alloys is just a broken thing, I take levels in it just for that since you can build a Matter Decompressor and get 4k Minerals a month
I like how Foehammer mostly spoke in Gravemind quotes
Not true. I didn't hear any growls, or other voices.
Staying in character. I love him honestly
True 😂
yay I was the 666th like on this comment that's what I like to see
@@notsocoolguy8492 Who can top Dee Bradley Baker?
How to stop The Flood:
Step 1: Send them a strongly worded letter from Space UN accusing them of war crimes
Step 2: Squabble and fight amongst each other, letting The Flood pick you off one by one
Outstanding strategy
It ain't much but it's honest work
Average UN meeting
Compare this to the usual Galactic Community procedure in dealing with threats to all existence:
Step 1: vote to save the space whales
Step 2: "what fanatic purifier lol?"
Step 3: accepting your death
Best way to stop the flood take control of the senate
Just like the real UN!
Clearly Rimmy's research station that destroyed that pirate station contained The Science Team
The Science Team!
We're With The Science Team!
@@batterypwrlow The pirates go in thinking they're just going to push around some nerds but little did they know they were dealing with THE SCIENCE TEAM
Pirates: are you seriously researching out here alone?
The science team!
Zoran the bear appears.
Me: holy shit is this really happening.
Zoran leaves.
Me: the world continues to taunt me at every turn.
You are not alone in your suffering, brother. Hold fast, the Emperor's Light may yet shine upon us.
I'm waiting for Rimmy and the Cadian XXth to join the ttsverse
I feel like they'd be some sort of badass guardsmen that literally are on par with Ultramarines.
I really want to hear Rimmy lend his voice to TTS. Would be the best thing ever.
@@chris210racer Imagine Rimmy voicing an ork. Sure, his throat will hate him afterwards, but it would be worth it.
Maybe Digby as a commissar, as well?
Your research station really pulled a "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance...! But not for me." on that pirate station lmao
Foehammer : "I ... am a monument to all your sins"
Me : Hell no ... he is not about to do that !
Turns out he was, and just to be lore coherent no one was ready for him :D
If prisoners of war are murdered in space, and nobody is around to see it, is it really a war crime?
If it’s the flood is it a war crime?
@Moral Relativism
Well, at the very least, if you're fighting the Flood, it definitely isn't a Crime against Humanity.
@@roadent217 Yea, cuz they didn't sign the geneva conventions.
@@manamark4754 Geneva Suggestion
Not only did you guys have one huge ass enemy, but you also managed to stab each others back while the enemy just flies through systems and devours them.
I did not expect any less, great work guys
humans in a nutshell
Pretty much like the Reapers situation but without Commander Shephard forcing peeps to not kill each other while shits going down.
Essentially GoT but in space and the night king wins...
@@iamasquidinspace so a better ending
This was a worse version of the forruner flood wars! Hahahaha
"you have battleships I just got cruisers" that describes every game of Stellaris I play
Adrian Kurz me, with corvettes when lowest difficulty AI have Battleships: Pathetic.
Also sums up mosts of my HoI4 games
Sounds like you need to practice building science. And how utterly overpowered science can be.
That's sad. Really sad.
@@leelambert1559 i always think i am trash when ai on grand Admiral are equivalent to me. Then i see this kind of comments and feel better about myself
"Paradox HQ, the tectonically unstable homeworld of the Simps, has finally exploded"
Wildest sentence I have ever read.
I died after that and the "I KNOW THE FLOOD EXISTS BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SWEDISH?"
Alternate title: Actual footage of the Forerunner-Flood War
You all know that Forhammer playing as the Flood and yet, instead of uniting against him, y'all keep squabble and turn on each other amuse me greatly. This is great content, Rimmy.
Man..... Which Halo book is this?
Halo: the flood: bonus addition
That's literally every game of Stellaris I've played as a devouring swarm against my friends. I secretly message both sides discord promising mercy and eventually I get them to turn on each other and have small little wars until eventually I invade one of them with the help of the other and then pull all my fleets back as my ally goes in and then while both sides are fighting it out I send all my fleets to where all their's are and wipe all players out in one battle.
@@doc5686 you really fucking playing 4D chess out here, aren’t you?
@@cibo889 6D clearly it's 10th D chess he playing
Space UN: *Tries to sanction an implacable devouring swarm bent on consuming all life in the galaxy*
Also Space UN: *Misses and accidentally sanctions a completely innocent bystander instead*
10/10. Very realistic.
When did that get added I've played for a week now and have not seen that option in all my games
@@commissarrichardson2715 federations dlc adds it so either buy it and do the I'M THE SENATE or get someone who does own it and let them host a mp game and then do the I'M THE SENATE there
Its happened way to many times in games i have been in... i am generality concerned for my friends mental capacity
@@xXParryXx1 you don't need DLC to have Space UN. But without it you get like 50% of it and only one federation type
Rimmy: *trying to indict flood in space hague*
Flood: *pulls reverse card*
I believe the correct term is “logic plague”
2 plus 2 is 4, broke the minds of every AI
Scarmu: Ah, the Flood. The ravenous hive that seeks to destroy our empire and eat our population. We have dismissed that claim.
The Flood is a lot like the Skaven.
Skaven don't exist.
No-no, there are no rat-things in your galaxy-place. Ignore any reports-lies of rat-things, they are propaganda!
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 why do you seem... Nervous? Are you hiding something? Is there anything else I should know?
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Idk man, that's kinda sus.
@@bean108 is sus.
The flood are actully playing like the flood LMAO
Gestalt ethic, Hive Mind, then the Devouring Swarm civic. You can't do any sort of diplomacy, but you can declare war on anyone at any time (because "Hunger") and you get pretty incredible boosts from eating enemy civilians.
You can also just play as a Hive Mind, no Devouring Swarm. You're not as good at eating planets, but you can make friends.
“All this game needs is the ability to label a player an end-game crisis”
Your words have been heard and the paradox-gods have answered you. With the nemesis DLC, we are one step closer to Vicky3
Bruh
Timestamp: 13:53
Nice
The Flood: we recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid ass decision we have elected to consume them.
Edit: 7 months later and holy shit, like 3rd or 4th most liked comment on the video. Thats a first for me!
Amazing comment.
I would like but it is 666 so I can't
The council is the monument to all their sins
"I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS" GRAVE MIND
"Ah yes, the flood, we have dismissed that claim"
"I didn't believe in a God... But it's abandoned us."
2020 in a nutshell
It’s the other way around, actually. _We’ve_ abandoned _him._
bruh we live in a world where the C.E.O. of Paradox Interactive (Victoria III pending release), Finnish Mongolian Romans and one Aussie got their asses kicked in by the green flesh socks from Halo
Ronan Daniels they’re more then green flesh socks!
They’re evil green flesh socks.
I envision this is exactly how the Forerunner-Flood war went.
Dialogue included to the letter.
Wait which one is that Didact who constantly get assfucked over by the flood and other forerunners?
"what about the rimmy attack on the sweden?"
Mostly towards the Finnish-Swedish relation being antagonistic towards each other
Civilizations fight each other while the flood consumes them all. I like that you stayed true to canon.
" there needs to be a way to make a player an end game crisis"
Paradox "WRITE THAT DOWN NOW!"
All I hear is "Ok... So... *I am a monument, to all your sins* " and I'm like: BOI I ALREADY KNOW!
Foehammer: becomes the Flood.
Every Halo veteran ever:...
"OH HELL NO!!!"
Fire the rings!
The holy journey begins now
I just watched the full episode, and this is what i'll say...
"Those who do not know their past are doomed to repeat it." ;)
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
My cousin is out activating the halo rings while im here as a monument to all your sins
11:50 when you go full forerunner miners against the flood and it works out exactly how it did in the books.
Im starting to read the book and tbh in the first book the didact seems extremly nice but he is sad to because the humans killed all of his children when they went into battle but he still has some of their memories in war sphinxes i think thats what they are called