Obviously because of the radiations left, so no one could live there. Just Tsar-bomb Israel and the whole area would be people free for centuries, no more Middle Eastern crisis.
@@ramiroloria2185 idk but when i made a skirmish match my facking allie bot had like 7 stormtroopers squads in the middle of the facking 6 minutes and the thing is I TRIED TO COPY HIM i couldn't the bots actually have an extra income of manpower wich i discovered in my terrorroty tests
@@TheMaztercom Yeah, at some points in the war the Wehrmacht literally built new tanks to meet quotas instead of building the amount of spare parts needed to prevent breakdowns.
@@TheMaztercom the Soviet industry focused on making as many tanks as possible, it was more common for a crew to get an entirely new tank rather than get an old one repaired, the Germans couldn't at all spare resources to make new tanks and had to repair and maintain as many of the old ones as possible especially late in the war when new tanks were of considerably lower quality. For every 1 tiger or panther, there was 8 T-34'S
@@pejatorres5647 i was under the impresion that the americans used this strategy too as in making more tanks so even if half fail they will still overwell the nazis
One of my favourite thing to do with this game is use those cheat codes and just produce a shit ton of infantry and practice human wave tactics against enemy tanks.
The Hague: I've been looking forward to this. Valefisk: My powers have doubled since the last time we met. Hague: good, double the war crime, double the sentence.
Well, considering Panther was only 20% more expensive then Pz.IVJ... that kind of was their plan. But you know, between allied bombings and USSR failing to fall on demand, it didn't work as intended:D
@@TheArklyte Well their economy couldn't withstand the strain of war and also it didn't help that the equipment broke down easily... experienced crews were dying faster than they could be replaced, and the armor was incredibly easy for allied strafing runs to pick them off due to Lufftwaffe collapse and loss of German air superiority.
@@serlistogiette4168 all of which is the result of points above. T-34 1940 and T-34 1943 are also two different tanks and the former one is hardly a tank at all with all its faults. Panter was a design introduced and put into mass production during the war. Thankfully for us all, germans didn't have the time to catch a breath for obvious reasons and thus couldn't invest more time and resources into maturing the design and above all stopping the conveyor. Soviets planned evacuation of factories and germans lacked strategic bomber capability to bomb them behind Urals, germans themselves lacked that break from 1942 onwards. Even without that, Allies expected no more then 20% Panthers among german tanks during D-Day and follow up Second Battle of France. They thought that they didn't need heavy tanks, that 76mm would deal with any possible german armor and that there were enough M10's equipped with that. They were wrong. Jumbo was rushed in, more 76mm were brought in for field conversions, APCR ammo was delivered and everyone got incredibly lucky that brits prepared better with putting 17 pounder on anything that could hold it... and in case of Archer and Firefly, on things that couldn't, but were forced to. Now imagine alternate scenario where Panthers make up almost 100% german tanks in Normandy and there is no air superiority to begin with. Yeah, not great...
What Valefisk didn't realize is that when he cheated, the AI already had him beat. It cheats all the time - no waiting for units to be built, just a cooldown on how often they try to build them. The build timer on your screen is merely there to make your UI look nice, and give "balance" to the game. But the game was rigged from the start.
You know vale, I find it strange that you have not tried out the eastern front mod, considering that it you can add a flamenwerfer to every tank you have and send troops without weapons to their death and all. Surely a connoisseur of Geneva violations such as your self has heard of this mod?
Imagine being the Calliope crew that randomly shot off a volly of rockets not knowing they hit the Goliath orb, and just set off the GERMAN HORNET NEST
You have to think that when Vale set the spawn in the enemy’s base, the Americans were just standing there, desperately trying not to disturb the pile of RC bombs, and then they hear the mortar falling
Valefisk : Gunner do you see that Army ? Gunner : Yes me lord Valefisk : Well I don't want to.. Gunner : Understood me lord *[ ARTILLERY FIRING NOISES ]*
Embrace the doctrine of the Imperial Guard, Valefisk. Begin the assault with explosions that shake the very heavens awake. Then shake the ground with the rumble of armor and the cadence of one million boots, all marching together.
You're making the excatly same content I always wanted to make. I always thought I'm the only one who just has to build defensive lines absolutely everywhere. I enjoyed every of your videos so far. Keep it up!
i'm surprised about how 4 expert AI in the first game can actually be beaten even by one monkey with goliaths yet on the second game its been buffed to hell and back. something tells me they cut some corners on the second one
Valeseline, I just wanna say that from watching your videos for a good year now, I can confidently say that you have influenced me to play RTS games aggressively and recklessly. To achieve ultimate victory with no compromise and unconditional surrender from all belligerent parties that dare to even breath or talk smack. Safe to say that any RTS games I've played, I turned from a semi peaceful/ powerful player that can coexist to an always hostile and expansive player in RTS genre. Thank you.
A Bit Late But About The Pathfinding: If You Just Tell Them Directly To Attack Instead Of Moving They Will All Move At Once. *Experimented With An Insane Amount Of Shermans And 10 Fps.*
To be fair, the tactic you did with the British is my standard style of combat in these games, especially in team games. And that's without this extra cap. I turn WW2 into WW1. My friends hate me.
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why bother inventing nuclear weapons when you can just use 1,000 goliaths
Obviously because of the radiations left, so no one could live there. Just Tsar-bomb Israel and the whole area would be people free for centuries, no more Middle Eastern crisis.
Goliath merch when
Bruh the germans lost cause they tried playing legitimately while the soviets used these cheats to spawn infinite T-34's
@Valefisk what is the cheat code?
Španska inkvizicija DEZ set 999999999999
Features of the map:
-Valefisk's base
*-THE CRATERS*
Let’s not forget, the number of destroyed vehicles and bunkers. Oh and the Goliath incident
The WW1 experience
@@imperialfist2304 The explosions would've destroyed the wrecks too, so it'd be a barren wasteland filled with black metal
@@moerukaze5464 i wanted to said that... 😂😂😂
@@mylibrarybook here we have the goliaths the panzer division and the altilery
The Calliope blowing up the Goliath pile was the most emotion I've ever heard from Vale.
MYYYY BABIIIIIEEES XD
7:32
"The real reason why the Maginot line failed was because it wasn't British" -Valefisk
well if you think about it, only the british know the intricacies of trench warfare
*ANGRY* *FRENCH* *NOISES*
“You’re god damn right”
The Maginot line never "failed" though. It worked exactly as intended, to force an attack through Belgium.
The maginot never failed but at the same time it didnt exactly win them the war.
i like that Vale makes the AI expert, saying that "I dont think it would matter" as if Expert don't also start off with 100k resources themselves
ADTRG thanks
they dont actually it only affects the player himself i googled this on what vale did
@@ramiroloria2185 idk but when i made a skirmish match my facking allie bot had like 7 stormtroopers squads in the middle of the facking 6 minutes and the thing is I TRIED TO COPY HIM i couldn't the bots actually have an extra income of manpower wich i discovered in my terrorroty tests
"They aren't getting any repairs, they're just gonna get replaced"
-Joseph Stalin
I think that was the wehrmacht with their tigers and panthers
@@TheMaztercom Yeah, at some points in the war the Wehrmacht literally built new tanks to meet quotas instead of building the amount of spare parts needed to prevent breakdowns.
@@TheMaztercom the Soviet industry focused on making as many tanks as possible, it was more common for a crew to get an entirely new tank rather than get an old one repaired, the Germans couldn't at all spare resources to make new tanks and had to repair and maintain as many of the old ones as possible especially late in the war when new tanks were of considerably lower quality.
For every 1 tiger or panther, there was 8 T-34'S
@@pejatorres5647 if a tiger has 80 rounds of ammunition, send 81 t-34s
@@pejatorres5647 i was under the impresion that the americans used this strategy too as in making more tanks so even if half fail they will still overwell the nazis
Let's be honest, Val just wants his army of suicide-bomber-cars.
Play c&c generals then
@@noahw7013 he can make Bombtrucks but I don't think you could build suicide cars
Who doesn’t?
@@juliannemeth9285 "GLA Postal Services" , "I love a crowd"
You dont?
Germany in 1944: 4:34
Germany when the Allies invade Italy: 4:10
Scientists working at the Manhatten project completing the first atomic bomb: 10:20
Good
Actually got a decent chuckle from that, nice
"Why are they all attacking down here now?" That was the most accurate
@@undercover1790 I know right. That made me laugh so hard
Nobody:
Hitler after discovering alien technology:
Nobody:
Nobody:
Basically the plot of Wolfenstein.
If only he did irl
@@AurelionSass I was about to say lol
@@therealgaben5527 hello Bismarck
Field Marshal Hague's preferred way to play. Sending endless units at the enemy, ENDLESS UNITS!
He was a 40k general born in the wrong millennium.
@@inquisitorialllama638 if I'm not mistaken, he's only partially responsible for that
"it would be really dangerous to set off the entire stack of Goliaths right now" --funniest words ever said in CoH
One of my favourite thing to do with this game is use those cheat codes and just produce a shit ton of infantry and practice human wave tactics against enemy tanks.
God, you can only get these types of comments on Valefisk videos.
Developers don't add China and Japan as playable factions.
You: fine, I'll do it myself...
What? There's cheat codes in coh? Im gonna do that tomorrow
How do you use codes?
@@serlistogiette4168 www.ign.com/wikis/company-of-heroes/PC_Cheats there ya go :^)
I liked this rendition of the blue corner from r/place
Nothing like turning perfectly good land into a recreation of the surface of the moon
You know, I’m not sure how you can top this one.
Commit warcrimes irl
This, but multiplayer with the boys.
Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse with all the settings set to max
Commit warcrimes in Multiwinia. Spoiler alert: that game itself is a warcrime.
Don't challenge him he'll release the mustard gas
The Hague: I've been looking forward to this.
Valefisk: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.
Hague: good, double the war crime, double the sentence.
UN: Be careful, he’s a War criminal
The Hague: But UN, War criminals are our speciality
US: uses napalm in Vietnam
The Hague: you were supposed to destroy the war criminals not join them!
US: 👁_👁
Vale “war crimes” Fisk strikes again.
"Infinite Shermans"
You mean "A realistic amount of Shermans."
*You can't beat American logistics.*
@@vit968 mainly because the entire military is logistics
@@crimson8590 Not anymore.
"Need to clear a minefield? There's a Sherman for that"
Alternate title “If the Germans could make tanks like the Russians”
Well, considering Panther was only 20% more expensive then Pz.IVJ... that kind of was their plan. But you know, between allied bombings and USSR failing to fall on demand, it didn't work as intended:D
Alternate title: Destroying Field Hospitals to win the war
@@TheArklyte Well their economy couldn't withstand the strain of war and also it didn't help that the equipment broke down easily... experienced crews were dying faster than they could be replaced, and the armor was incredibly easy for allied strafing runs to pick them off due to Lufftwaffe collapse and loss of German air superiority.
@@serlistogiette4168 all of which is the result of points above. T-34 1940 and T-34 1943 are also two different tanks and the former one is hardly a tank at all with all its faults. Panter was a design introduced and put into mass production during the war. Thankfully for us all, germans didn't have the time to catch a breath for obvious reasons and thus couldn't invest more time and resources into maturing the design and above all stopping the conveyor. Soviets planned evacuation of factories and germans lacked strategic bomber capability to bomb them behind Urals, germans themselves lacked that break from 1942 onwards.
Even without that, Allies expected no more then 20% Panthers among german tanks during D-Day and follow up Second Battle of France. They thought that they didn't need heavy tanks, that 76mm would deal with any possible german armor and that there were enough M10's equipped with that. They were wrong. Jumbo was rushed in, more 76mm were brought in for field conversions, APCR ammo was delivered and everyone got incredibly lucky that brits prepared better with putting 17 pounder on anything that could hold it... and in case of Archer and Firefly, on things that couldn't, but were forced to.
Now imagine alternate scenario where Panthers make up almost 100% german tanks in Normandy and there is no air superiority to begin with. Yeah, not great...
@@TheArklyte We can imagine all we want but it doesn't change the fact of the matter.
"Man laughs at explosive roombas commiting warcrimes"
Ah, i love the Smell of 984 petrol fuled Remote controled bomb cars in the morning
What Valefisk didn't realize is that when he cheated, the AI already had him beat. It cheats all the time - no waiting for units to be built, just a cooldown on how often they try to build them. The build timer on your screen is merely there to make your UI look nice, and give "balance" to the game. But the game was rigged from the start.
WW 2, but if Hitler discovered the command console
TNO: Europe’s Last Days 1939-1946 lore in a nutshell.
Game 1: Wehraboo wet dream.
Game 2: The Imperial Guard in a nutshell (featuring the Elysian Helljumpers).
Well, game two could have used a LOT more infantry if it were to simulate the IG.
@@autogaming8324 Aren't the Krieg technically part of the IG anyways? The mentality is very similar.
@@autogaming8324 Could have been a more mechanised force like the Steel Legion.
Why is there so many British Oh God why are there so many British!?
-Hitler as a soldier surviving heavy artillery and near death post WW1
Oh yes, I've been waiting for this.
Turn ir up
Is that you, Akihiko?
You know vale, I find it strange that you have not tried out the eastern front mod, considering that it you can add a flamenwerfer to every tank you have and send troops without weapons to their death and all. Surely a connoisseur of Geneva violations such as your self has heard of this mod?
Valefisk: “So what if we did Germany but Soviet Russia”
After the ai killed all his Goliaths he goes sounds like a team fortress 2 engineer player when his sentry gets taken down
Vale: -has unlimited pops-
"Am I the one who's cheating? no.. no it's the AI who's cheating"
The ai did too
is this what wehraboos talk about when they say “if hidler wasn’t an idiot......”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Hitler should've used sv_cheats 1
"SMH Hitler would've won if he just used Goliaths, what an idiot..."
This is like what happens when you move the rock the ant colony is under.
The goliath rush is easilly doable on a normal match, I remember this game and remember countless times of decimating the enemy hq
No unit caps means more war crimes committed per minute goes up by 10 fold
*88f flak cannon wall shoots once*
Valefisk: “Is it gone?”😐
Aaaah yes, the soviet tradition of having more tanks than the enemy has ammunition
20:34
"Artillery! See that King Tiger?"
"Yes sir!"
"I don't want to anymore."
I want to see it in multiplayer so bad. I can only imagine how glorious it would be
6:08
He was dead set on hitting the base
Now he is just dead
At some point Valefisk was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
Thanks valefisk for posting. Haven’t watched it yet but know it will be good
It was good
Valefisk sending his Goliath's into enemy lines be most likely like:
"Go, mY pRettIEs, hArveSt theIr SouLs fOr YouR MASTER."
Imagine being the Calliope crew that randomly shot off a volly of rockets not knowing they hit the Goliath orb, and just set off the GERMAN HORNET NEST
Vale: “You can hit the base from this range, I know you can.”
Calliope gunner: WE’RE NOT AIMING FOR THE BASE
You have to think that when Vale set the spawn in the enemy’s base, the Americans were just standing there, desperately trying not to disturb the pile of RC bombs, and then they hear the mortar falling
I love waking up and seeing that Vale posted a video.
Valefisk : Gunner do you see that Army ?
Gunner : Yes me lord
Valefisk : Well I don't want to..
Gunner : Understood me lord
*[ ARTILLERY FIRING NOISES ]*
Turns out the Beirut explosion was caused by goliaths
Secret nazi Plan to Start ww2, attempt 2?
@GhostArmy1 we can only hope
Embrace the doctrine of the Imperial Guard, Valefisk. Begin the assault with explosions that shake the very heavens awake. Then shake the ground with the rumble of armor and the cadence of one million boots, all marching together.
Imagine just hiding behind a bush, repairing your Sherman rocket artillery thing, and 10 Panthers just bum rush you
Field Marshall Haig got to move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin.
Well done!
The one thing that bothered me the entire time was using the mouse clicking on the button to build Goliaths instead of just mashing G like crazy
20:45 “Destroy the field hospital, it’s preventing us from winning!”
-some Canadian soldier during WW1, probably.
You're making the excatly same content I always wanted to make. I always thought I'm the only one who just has to build defensive lines absolutely everywhere.
I enjoyed every of your videos so far. Keep it up!
The start of the vid summarized: Val: "Why are there so many british!?" (god save the queen itensifies)
The Spiffing Brit combines with iSorrow on this one. Artillery Spam, with Perfect Balance and no exploits
Soon as he mentioned the British all I could hear was just a barrage of like 200 25 pounders.
i'm surprised about how 4 expert AI in the first game can actually be beaten even by one monkey with goliaths yet on the second game its been buffed to hell and back. something tells me they cut some corners on the second one
"not many RTS games can survive that" Supreme Commander FAF has entered the chat
Valefisk after seeing an enemy that killed the Goliaths: More! *Dies* MORE!
14:37 i am actually having a seizure at that killcount
I could see it
Literally was just binge watching valefisk company of heroes
Valeseline, I just wanna say that from watching your videos for a good year now, I can confidently say that you have influenced me to play RTS games aggressively and recklessly. To achieve ultimate victory with no compromise and unconditional surrender from all belligerent parties that dare to even breath or talk smack.
Safe to say that any RTS games I've played, I turned from a semi peaceful/ powerful player that can coexist to an always hostile and expansive player in RTS genre.
Thank you.
This dude wondering about how to turn off unit cap while i am here laughing with my mrantifun trainer
7:14 Press F for that sherman crew for putting a giant wrench in the reichs war machine!
F
"This is what happens when you try to play GOD!!!"
"A horse with pogo sticks for legs"
Thank you, Valefisk, thank you.
The "reverse Maginot line" is also called the Siegfried line.
“I don’t think they realise the situation, they are not getting repaired. Only replaced.” - *smiles in Stalin*
When I heard him say that he turned the unit cap off, It's either total lag, or total goliath
Why not both
« This field hospital is preventing us to win »
Well well, it seems that Geneva Convention is again disregarded.
Ahh yes, my favorite war crime simulator is finally back!
Something tells me you would enjoy rolling a swarm of Banelings into an enemy based in StarCraft 2
“SHATTER THEIR SKYS” Valefisk as the British
This reminds me of the type of stuff I used to do as a kid. Then get bored and never play the game again because nothing would impress me anymore.
For the intro you said Company Of Hero’s. Instead of Company Of Warcrimes
Company of war criminals
@@derekmensch3601 Is not a war crime if they all dead.
@@peterongan9655 You can't commit warcrimes if you exterminate the other group.
2:46 "they are going through the line before it's ready"
-fall of the Maginot Line, 1940 colourized
4:03
Joseph Stalin explains his battle doctrine, 1941 colorized
Tales of Valor was my first ww2 game i played. I used to love the calliope and the hell cat. And i often get wrecked
A Bit Late But About The Pathfinding:
If You Just Tell Them Directly To Attack Instead Of Moving They Will All Move At Once.
*Experimented With An Insane Amount Of Shermans And 10 Fps.*
Santa- What do you want for Christmas.
Me- I want more company of heroes from valefisk.
Santa- Me too kid.. me too.
I've never seen this footage from Stalingrad.
"How many Goliaths do you want?"
Valefisk: yes.
9:31 "dent a Nate"
that moment when you spend ages looking for a mod and then find out you can just go "/more"
Alternate title: If Germany’s wartime production was historically accurate.
btw Vale, Expert AI isn't restricted through the Fog of War. So it knew where your Goliaths were the whole time.
why didn’t you use the assign group feature lmao.
ctrl 1, ctrl 2...makes commanding your bzillion tanks waaaaayyyyy easier
I keep thinking the same with every video, spread the tanks easily.
'Let's just build more howitzers.'
I see your Butcher Haig video taught you well
“It’s like a swarm of angry gnats”
Yeah except if the gnats were *insert racist joke about Muslims here*
My ummah, Dawn has arrived
"Suicide bombers" is racist joke about Muslims?
To be fair, the tactic you did with the British is my standard style of combat in these games, especially in team games. And that's without this extra cap. I turn WW2 into WW1. My friends hate me.
Ah yes, soviet wave tactics. Effective since 479 BC
Yep
“It destroys everything… and the Target.”
- Commander Valefisk in The Battle of The Rhine, probably
9 human rights activists have disliked this video.
Mobile Warfare + Mass Assualt = This video
Back when RTS games were good.
That Calliope was such a troll. Went out of its way to fuck with the goliaths.
7:31 "Okay, it's time to neuter the Americans." - the globalists
Bruh
6:32 they probably saw a cockroach. I'm sure it's gone now though so no need to worry
0:02 So this is where all the Goliath Mines I wanted Warfare Gaming have attack the Maginot Line went.
Valefisk: I’m invincible!
Game: *Crushes opponents*
Valerisk: Stop bullying me