Can Kislev do a mean stealth army now?

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  • @bartekmazurski8132
    @bartekmazurski8132 Рік тому +375

    "I turn my things in the woods into things out of the woods" brilliant

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +403

    "Mother Ostankya is a woman of many talents." *Pulls a live rat from mouth* Many talents indeed.
    Not even 5 seconds in and I already love this video.

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 Рік тому +25

      She pulled out a Skaven Prisoner of War, you mean.

    • @user-cu9rb9cx6m
      @user-cu9rb9cx6m 7 місяців тому

      No sad backstory in 000.1 seconds in *red button noises*

    • @turtleinvader2982
      @turtleinvader2982 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm pretty sure it was an opossum

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich Рік тому +71

    Hags canonically do make use of beastmen in the fight against chaos, so that first battle was pretty much lore accurate if you think about it.

    • @mattswanson3568
      @mattswanson3568 Рік тому +2

      How do they do that? Like lore wise

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich Рік тому +33

      @@mattswanson3568 Mutant children in Kislev can be given to hags (or found by hags) rather than just executed or abandoned like they often are in the Empire. The Hags will raise them knowing that, while they are inherently corrupt thanks to their mutation, they can still be used as a weapon against Chaos. They'll send them into battle against the forces of Chaos.
      It's not particularly pleasant, since they're basically sending them to die, but its arguably better than how the Empire treats them. Much of Kislev obviously still kills them at birth, but some areas will give them to the hags or abandon them in the woods instead. And that hags, who live in the woods, will find and raise them.

    • @mattswanson3568
      @mattswanson3568 Рік тому +11

      @@ASpaceOstrich damn that's hard as fuck

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich Рік тому

      @@mattswanson3568 Yeah. There was a lorebeards episode recently about the hags of kislev that I got it from. Highly recommend if you've got the time to watch it.

    • @thesittingacheroraptor7565
      @thesittingacheroraptor7565 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@ASpaceOstrich"My boy is a little wierd but hes okay"

  • @Trygonbob
    @Trygonbob Рік тому +41

    “I’m here to offer a cure for elfism… it’s called bears. Big. Fucking. Bears” 😂 10:17

  • @Eclipsed_Embers
    @Eclipsed_Embers Рік тому +41

    considering the fact that she's clearly using some rather Chaotic units (the Things in the Woods are straight up a chaos unit that fit more into Beastmen than Kislev, though I suppose I can forgive it in Ostankya's specific case) that team-up with the Beastmen near the start felt very fitting. I get the sense that she's got a general idea of using Chaos to beat Chaos and using Beastmen against Morathi certainly fits that.

  • @ilesalmo7724
    @ilesalmo7724 Рік тому +195

    Why not gift settlements to the lizardmen instead of letting them capture the settlements on theirr own? It would make them easier to ally with

    • @junarenrique1269
      @junarenrique1269 Рік тому +25

      I thought the same thing

    • @PandemoniumGameDev
      @PandemoniumGameDev Рік тому +19

      Or even sell them, you get relations+money

    • @shawnfoogle920
      @shawnfoogle920 Рік тому +3

      i thought he sold em

    • @Zuginator
      @Zuginator Рік тому +3

      ​@@shawnfoogle920no he razed it.

    • @Aleazandrio
      @Aleazandrio Рік тому +4

      Probably cause the mechanic is badly designed and makes the game super easy

  • @simondiebolt5354
    @simondiebolt5354 Рік тому +39

    5:06, if you want to be friendly with the neighbours, take the settlement and sell it to them, instead of razing it :)

    • @4679-e6e
      @4679-e6e Рік тому +3

      Selling settlements is one of my favorite mechanics, but also seriously busted at the moment. Not only does the AI usually pay way too much for them, it also counts as a gift for diplomatic relations. Like, what.

    • @Kassen777
      @Kassen777 Рік тому

      so don't abuse it I use the mechanic to make friends with lizardmen but don't milk them for every penny. trading a whole region for a non-aggression pact makes sense plus Mazdamundi makes no sense going north cold is red for him and he has displayed no interest in the region for thousands of years@@4679-e6e

  • @skyro0412
    @skyro0412 Рік тому +36

    1:34 You know you're fucked when the trees start talking Kislevite

    • @tartarustrommler5454
      @tartarustrommler5454 Рік тому

      Isn't it called Kislevarin? I'm not all that familar with east old world lore, so I could be wrong.

    • @skyro0412
      @skyro0412 Рік тому +3

      @@tartarustrommler5454Well yes, but actually no. Apparently it has two names. "Kislevarin, also known as Kislevite, is the name of the language of the people of Kislev [...]"

    • @tartarustrommler5454
      @tartarustrommler5454 Рік тому +2

      @@skyro0412 I did some more reading, and apperantly there even is a third name: "Gospodarinyi". It just never is allowed to be simple, is it?

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 3 місяці тому

      Может, Кислевский?

  • @Sharkfinish
    @Sharkfinish Рік тому +29

    Humor on point for this episode

  • @ErebosPlayer
    @ErebosPlayer 9 місяців тому +3

    My favourite part of ostankya is 2 things. Spiders literally kill over time passive, broken. 2nd the expanded hex not only lets you teleport but you can teleport an ENEMIES' army away to the other side of the planet. Very handy if their in their settlement. I sent valkia the bloody way off and said thank you for your capital

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 3 місяці тому +1

      Теперь враги поучатся у нас хотя бы нашему мату!

  • @VaanTythonus
    @VaanTythonus Рік тому +10

    Good point at the end of the video, Zerk: might be fun to review all the quest battles currently in game. Could even base the rankings on skill required to beat them, uniqueness of the fight, when you get access to them (whether you can feasibly take that fight as soon as it unlocks or if you have to wait and get a stronger army) & what kind of an army/tactics you can use to win.

  • @protege1717
    @protege1717 Рік тому +9

    " i flank around to offer a cure to elfism. its called bears, BIG FUCKING BEARS."

  • @andreicristian7382
    @andreicristian7382 Рік тому +17

    12:05 didn't know Karl Franz was secretly a dark elf

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Рік тому +2

      He's actually 1/5 dark elf He usually puts his cruelty towards battle

    • @karoltunczyk8731
      @karoltunczyk8731 6 місяців тому +1

      Some say there is a dragon at the zoo of Altdorf and Emperor himself sometimes take a ride with it... Now we know how is it possible

  • @samueljackson605
    @samueljackson605 Рік тому +33

    Needed campaign effect or mod is to change the settlement to match the faction that occupies it. Weird being a kislev faction in a dark elf city. Playing Grom as orcs and goblins taking elven cities with rainbows and shiny white and gold towers is kinda irritating. No one thinks a dwarf would chill out in a mushroom tent made by goblins...

    • @rue4585
      @rue4585 Рік тому +5

      this mod exists

    • @samueljackson605
      @samueljackson605 Рік тому +1

      @@rue4585 can you give a name? There are tower mods but I've not found settlement map mods

    • @ConanAshConn
      @ConanAshConn Рік тому

      @@samueljackson605
      The mod is called “Simple Dynamic Settlements” you can search that title in the steam workshop and it should come up.
      (I tried to post the mod link a couple of times, then I realized Zerk probably disabled link posts because of all those scammers.)

    • @gisekasi
      @gisekasi Рік тому +6

      ​@@samueljackson605 Simple dinamic settlements, i think

    • @rue4585
      @rue4585 Рік тому

      Simple Dynamic Settlements, I'm a little late :)@@samueljackson605

  • @mossykid
    @mossykid Рік тому +4

    real fun to see the themed build tactics executed well.

  • @Joe_159
    @Joe_159 Рік тому +9

    Great video Zerk! I'm a big fan of stealthy or vanguard or any strange or mobile kind of armies so videos like this are much appreciated!
    *Edit* My most recent favourite was a Choas Dwarf army consisting of mostly Fireglaives with armament buffs to give them vanguard deployment, magic attacks and suppressive fire
    *chef's kiss* highly recommend!

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich Рік тому +1

      Wait, you can give them multiple armament buffs?

    • @josiahjensen9651
      @josiahjensen9651 Рік тому +2

      ​@ASpaceOstrich you can give them 3 armament buffs and I believe there is a research to make it 5 buffs

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich Рік тому +2

      @@josiahjensen9651 Well. That explains why I had so many armaments and only needed one factory province in my playthrough.

  • @Parameshvara
    @Parameshvara Рік тому +1

    Great humor to the "Ostankya" vibe. Thank you, Z, cheered me up 😃

  • @Glitch_Online
    @Glitch_Online Рік тому +10

    Hope Phil made it out

  • @SpitefulSoviet
    @SpitefulSoviet Рік тому +8

    Well, I hope Phil is okay.

  • @Anvilarm07
    @Anvilarm07 Рік тому +16

    Another great themed army campaign. Love the stealth theme and the unit of bears! Well done.

  • @seangaspar3453
    @seangaspar3453 Рік тому +7

    "RUN PHIL RUN!"

  • @arkadiuszmarkuszewski7266
    @arkadiuszmarkuszewski7266 Рік тому +3

    "one is dead cause of emotional damage" 😂
    Another tasty film 👌

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 11 місяців тому +1

    Her lack of a gag reflex is impressive. Makes me wonder what dear ol’ Mom Ostankya did in her younger days…

  • @de-landen885
    @de-landen885 Рік тому +2

    Im not gonna lie, it would've been cool to have Ostankya as a horde army, like a witch traveling the dark corners of the world ya know?

  • @Jacob-er1tt
    @Jacob-er1tt Рік тому +2

    i think you'd get further by trading the settlements to the lizardmen in getting them to like rather then making them take it themselves

    • @Jacob-er1tt
      @Jacob-er1tt Рік тому

      oh nvm you did that later, btw you got scam bots in the comments just fyi

  • @gloomy9486
    @gloomy9486 Рік тому +1

    10:17
    So that's the cure for elfism. It seems so obvious now.

  • @Cyiel568
    @Cyiel568 Рік тому +1

    1:32 Shooting arrows from the trees ? You have changed Sir Zerkovich and i'm not sure if i like that.

  • @Malice2297
    @Malice2297 5 днів тому

    10:50 you'd be surprised but a well trained raptor bird is actually quite able to take down a bear

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 Рік тому

    Akshina ambushers are cool for stealth and all, but they truly shine when behind a wall of Tzar Guard.

  • @thelastone67
    @thelastone67 Рік тому +3

    She starts in dark elf territory is very odd to me

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat Місяць тому

    I still find it odd how the things in the woods (which origanilly appeared in the tabletop Mordheim) ended up part of a kislevite faction, when its fluff hinted towards are chaotic origin

  • @tracesosebee5485
    @tracesosebee5485 Рік тому

    I would love to see a Skaven World War 1 tactics thing

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 Рік тому

    I think yes and no with quest battle difficulty.
    They feel as difficult as the old ones but the power creep of our own units is so strong that it makes them easy.

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 2 місяці тому

    as a skaven main i can confirm that a plageclaw catapult's only crippling weakness is indeed polar bears

  • @jackl597
    @jackl597 Рік тому

    Really good video, love the elf h8

  • @vilneil
    @vilneil Рік тому +4

    12:03 , the F is karl doing with the dark elf ?

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 3 місяці тому

      PancreasNoWork actually had his dream fullfilled

  • @bobsbugors635
    @bobsbugors635 Рік тому

    He sounds like the rock guy from Thor I love it

  • @Salubrious388
    @Salubrious388 5 місяців тому

    Love stealth/sniper themes. Are there any other builds that are this much fun?

  • @dantemtxq2595
    @dantemtxq2595 Рік тому

    A granny who have rats in her and a sled pulled by wendigos and a full army of vietnam people ,looks very chill and peaceful:))

  • @unifieddynasty
    @unifieddynasty Рік тому

    Damn the new Call of Duty 4 All Ghillied Up remake looks insane.

  • @derpyswede2507
    @derpyswede2507 Рік тому +1

    Mother ostankya throat goat confirmed

  • @Nicolas-sj9dk
    @Nicolas-sj9dk Рік тому

    Awesome video.
    Next time occupy those two settlements and once youre out of the region, sell it to the lizardmen.
    They will like you way more and you make money instead of losing 8k

  • @Rogue_Tiger
    @Rogue_Tiger Рік тому

    No better uint then 'things out of the woods'

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Рік тому

    Zerkovich 💪💪 MandaloreGaming on hating knife ears.

  • @crusaderx1179
    @crusaderx1179 Рік тому

    Why not gift the settlements to the lizardmen? Settlements seem to have a bonkers diplomacy weight. Factions you have flat diplomacy with will often sign non-aggression, trade, and military access for just a basic tier one settlement you just conquered after looting it, sometime even a defensive alliance. I was able to vassalize both Nkari and Skarbrand as Kairos in my Tzeentch Realm of Chaos campaign by giving them just tier 3 minor settlements in the center of the Chaos Wastes I didn't own the capital city of anyway (I was ahead of them in the Realm of Souls rush so it didn't matter that they technically we're my main rivals). I did the same thing with Greasus using the settlements I stole from him using changing of the ways to keep him friendly long enough while I conquered the other ogres and wiped out his Cathay trade friends before coming for him.

  • @obesechicken13
    @obesechicken13 Рік тому +2

    Looks like an easy campaign you get bored of before short victory.

  • @TroelsTheGod
    @TroelsTheGod Рік тому +2

    That title was about to give me a stroke

  • @TotalWarriorLegends
    @TotalWarriorLegends Рік тому

    Make a video that battle bonussen is being explained in warhammer 3

  • @ragnarok6521
    @ragnarok6521 Рік тому

    So I can understand that CA wish to make other regions more diverse and interesting like the Old World which is leagues and bounds better than any other region, but putting Stinkya and Bo in these positions is weird lorewise. Would be better to move minor factions out there or something.

  • @bavokegels8929
    @bavokegels8929 Рік тому

    wow somebody who actually quote's an sun tsu quote, and not slandering he's name

  • @extrie3650
    @extrie3650 Рік тому

    You could have gifted those settlements to the lizardmen instead of razing it. It can give tou a lot of money and favor from them.

  • @tiktikboom2371
    @tiktikboom2371 Рік тому +6

    Can’t wait to play her, I love the weirder character. Also will get me to play Kislev as I haven’t touched them yet haha

    • @donmongoose
      @donmongoose Рік тому +1

      I keep trying to play Kislev campaigns but find it horrendous and quickly give up so yeah, hopefully this update will help

    • @daxl505
      @daxl505 Рік тому +2

      Kislev is one of my favourite races and their units are fun to play. Wait until the DLC and patch as they change some of their mechanics (kinda)

  • @iaindoherty9155
    @iaindoherty9155 Рік тому

    "I did what any great general in history did... I hid in the woods and let the other people fight first!"

  • @Tuck213
    @Tuck213 Рік тому +1

    Alright people, what factions do you love to destroy as much as Zerk loves killing elves?
    Dwarfs for me.

    • @gijskramer1702
      @gijskramer1702 Рік тому

      Vampires, skaven and tombkings. Seeing 4000 casualties on the ai's side is glorius.

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 11 місяців тому +1

    Call me WITCH!!!!!!!

  • @Atercor-kx8hs
    @Atercor-kx8hs Рік тому

    Honestly, i feel like ambushers COMPLETLY screwd streltsi. Like, what the hell is even the point of those now? They are worse in like...everything except armor. So that's nice to see, good old CA.

  • @midwesterndrop-ape3066
    @midwesterndrop-ape3066 11 місяців тому

    Ostankya confirmed throat goat

  • @skavenslave4570
    @skavenslave4570 Рік тому

    instead of razing the settlements, its probably better to just gift it to mazdamundi

  • @gglanouille3060
    @gglanouille3060 11 місяців тому

    I've played the changeling campaign already, waiting for the free DLC expansion to play yuan BO and Ostanskya, because they don't seems that good or fun to play yet

  • @ItsTubes
    @ItsTubes Рік тому

    The cure for elfism is, apparently, bears😂

  • @Kallistosprom
    @Kallistosprom Рік тому

    Stealth Bears!!!

  • @rockgodwannabe
    @rockgodwannabe Рік тому +1

    why did you leave the provinces for the lizardmen to take themselves instead of tradingthem through diplomacy?

  • @Crucial_End
    @Crucial_End Рік тому

    How does Akshina rangers compare to shades?

  • @Njolmir90Greybeard
    @Njolmir90Greybeard Рік тому

    I fucking love your videos dude 😂

  • @черепахаестклубничку

    Fun fact: ostanki means "remains"

  • @grayrook8637
    @grayrook8637 Рік тому

    You don't wanna know what other rodents she can pull out of other places.

  • @yakbomb1332
    @yakbomb1332 Рік тому

    Loved the video but I also loved the way you pronounced sun tzu 😂👍

  • @Something_Clever
    @Something_Clever Рік тому

    Here before the title fix

  • @devinrunyan
    @devinrunyan Рік тому

    Adding "do" in place of the proper verb always looks terrible. "Can Lispev [create]..."

  • @TheHabibass
    @TheHabibass Рік тому

    What is the point of razing settlements instead of holding on to them until you can sell them to somebody?

  • @SavTMoA
    @SavTMoA Рік тому +2

    Why all the elf hate?

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 5 місяців тому

      Why not?

  • @Marmamartha
    @Marmamartha Рік тому

    why didnt you occupy and just gave the settlement to the lizards?
    Sure would have given you a nice diplo bonus

  • @ragsash
    @ragsash Рік тому

    Do you have an fanatical store page? If I'm going to buy the game I do like helping the ones I like watching as I pay for the thing's I want

  • @daangoes121
    @daangoes121 Рік тому

    How did morathi come back every turn?

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 Рік тому

    Polar bear only video
    Theres a silly video idea

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 Рік тому +10

    i'd really like to use the new stuff, but i will never pay more than 12 euro for it.

  • @JamieP43
    @JamieP43 Рік тому +1

    can't you just sell the settlements to the lizardmen?

  • @robertc8425
    @robertc8425 Рік тому

    Do the stanky leg!

  • @xyro3633
    @xyro3633 Рік тому

    Can do can do

  • @zakhopkins9761
    @zakhopkins9761 Рік тому

    Why not sack and then occupie the land instead of raze it for the lizards.. next few turns sell the land to the lizards

  • @robertoveloso2691
    @robertoveloso2691 Рік тому +1

    I laughed hard on this

  • @djgnu
    @djgnu Рік тому

    Shieeet, thats baba yaga.

  • @askhatabdirazakh3577
    @askhatabdirazakh3577 Рік тому

    What the dog doing?

  • @Zuginator
    @Zuginator Рік тому

    Why didn't you take the settlement instead of razing it?
    You can sell it to the lizards for favor!

  • @verihimthered2418
    @verihimthered2418 6 місяців тому

    You never summoned the elemental bear😢

  • @cobrazax
    @cobrazax Рік тому

    why raze it if u can capture it and then give it to the lizardmen??? ideal for alliance

  • @AbdullahHujee
    @AbdullahHujee Рік тому +1

    Are bears a dlc unit?

  • @HomerJSimpson999
    @HomerJSimpson999 Рік тому

    Arnheim kept by Kislev....weird

  • @czareknowak5805
    @czareknowak5805 Рік тому

    Turn 50 and even half of the maps not conquered. WTF

  • @botep5529
    @botep5529 Рік тому

    Is this a mod or?

  • @JizzMasterTheZeroth
    @JizzMasterTheZeroth Рік тому +8

    Her starting position is the most nonsensical in the entire game. Absolutely asinine.

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios Рік тому +1

      Nah, there's far more silly things. You could have her start on the western coast of Naggarond, as one of the Spires there had previously been inhabited by a rogue Ice Witch. I don't remember which one, however.

  • @Dadodaw
    @Dadodaw Рік тому

    I don't know if Kislev can doa mean stealth army, but I sure know I will be stealthing this DLC release.

  • @Shadowofromefanatic
    @Shadowofromefanatic Рік тому

    Mama Stanky

  • @mysticdingo8411
    @mysticdingo8411 Рік тому

    I think the title needs a fix

  • @WhenDidRadioKillCod
    @WhenDidRadioKillCod 3 місяці тому

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TALIKAAAA!!!!!

  • @YEKOBness
    @YEKOBness Рік тому

    CA out here putting modded quality gameplay out like it’s good.

  • @nickdeboer4494
    @nickdeboer4494 Рік тому

    07:35 Not finishing her of ey? Care to explain yourself in this context against a Slaaneshi worhipper?

  • @Isildan88
    @Isildan88 Рік тому

    Why do you hate elfs so much? :D

  • @TheUrobolos
    @TheUrobolos Рік тому

    Lmao even the supposed "sub faction" of Kislev still buff bears like anyone else.

  • @andrewzitkus7762
    @andrewzitkus7762 Рік тому

    You really hate elves