@NallsNotBalls it’s when someone kisses and sucks on another person’s neck super hard. Which mean someone someone who wasn’t her partner was kissing/sucking her neck.
As a person who lives in the Philippines we would like the person who defended Netflix's cuties to reconsider moving states, passing him back to his country.
@@rullisampan6461 Gordon Ramsay once said, “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to f**k off” and “This fish is so raw it’s still Finding Nemo”. Those are rare insults.
Depends how old he is. If he's been healthy most of his life, then it could be a couple of decades before a heart attack. Some big guys can make it to 40-50.
@@cactus.man_ he's been there at least 15 minutes before my comemnt so that makes 24 minutes. How long ago was this video published? Subscribed people get a day earlier so the math still doesnt add-up
8:03 As someone who watched a LOT of P.M. Seymour for a good while, don't think you can get away with hiding the fact that that insult was made by Pukicho, Reddit people.
4:12 y'all I just had a few days old glasses and I just got used to them...they were different from my previous ones so it took some time. This happened. For those who don't know, this is, to an extent, how people see without glasses...forget that foggy vision you see in movies, it's not accurate. So I was doubting my glasses, looking elsewhere to check if my eyes are working, looking at close things to see if it's a close vision problem then I realized it was a freaking effect in the video
True, I have 20/300 sight and can't see/focus (like reading) past 3 inches on left eye and 2 on my right. If I don't have my contacts or glasses on, all i see is blobs of color. Can't even tell which parent is whch.
@@noobsley1757 my advice is to look for those blue tinted glasses if you use pcs a lot...those break the emission of light and make it less bad for you...also it's likely that you're looking through very dirty glasses...you should clean them...I know, I was born wearing them and I still forget at times.
The absolute best rare insult I've ever seen is a comment on an article about a bad Blade review that said "He looks like a fairy granted a wish to 15 Pizza crusts to become a real boy."
Smashburgers are when you roll up an amount of ground beef, place it one a cooking suface/implement, then flatten or "smash" the burgers with a spatula or meat iron. It's a pretty convenient way to make sure burgers cook evenly instead of making patties with ones hands.
I looked up the country with the lowest age of consent, and it's actually Nigeria(11), not the Philippines(12). Big yikes If I wasn't on the fbi watch list before, I am now.
6:25 as a british person, i would rather drink tea with 6 sugars and eat extremely burnt crumpets at the same time, than eat that horrific looking "cake"
I just found you&subscribed! You are a sweet, funny, lovely young man! Thank you for cracking me up! You give me hope that not all people are awful! Thank you!
Pegasus not knowing what a hickey is the funniest thing i've seen all week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH YEAH AND I REMEBER ONCE ON STREAM THERE WAS THIS ANKHA MEME AND HE GOOGLED WHAT DUREX IS, pls this is so wholesome 😭😭
1:40 Had a discussion about this one with my siblings. I ended up saying something along the lines of "he looks like the type of dude to be cast as president in a tv show because he vaguely looks like Obama"
i been goin thru a lot lately cuz im a youtube creator too and things dont go very well and yo vids hype me up and inspire me tbh. hope u blow up more brodie
@@headow322 he's doing it indirectly, don't fall for it. It's been 20 or 30 times i see this kind of comment already attempting to make you feel bad for them while saying "we are in the same boat" as if their message was just trying to cheer up the creator. But that's not the case, it's just asking for your pity
@@headow322 oh wait, just click on his profile picture, he made this comment: "bro i make similar content as you i make quality good vids shout me out"
A smash burger is a burger with a patty that's been smashed while it was cooking. They roll up balls of hamburger meat, season them, then they smash it flat with a spatula when it's on the griddle.
thx for all the love recently yall the best ❤
yw
Y u wearing a cap inside? Pegasussy is bald confirmed?
Your welcome! ❤️❤️❤️
@ChrisPezetYT replace them immediately. Medusa's eyes are better than yours.
You deserve it, love your content
Pegasus not knowing what a hickey is, is lowkey so wholesome lmao. The poor boy
@MemerL LMAOOO IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
It isnt even that cursed tho
What is hickey tho??
Googled it and I hate my life now
@@idkjustputagoodname6120 idk (replied after 2 seconds pog)
@NallsNotBalls it’s when someone kisses and sucks on another person’s neck super hard. Which mean someone someone who wasn’t her partner was kissing/sucking her neck.
Rare Insults makes me wish that I could have funny comebacks like this.
@YeaMan learn how to spell before you start making music
don't we all?
dont we all?
Red Wine
Don't we all?
“Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare” now I’m not from the us but holy crap 💀
Because the food is good
@@oddballjake229 not half
north americans*
Red Wine
@@oddballjake229 well Canada has high as hell taxes lol
As a person who lives in the Philippines we would like the person who defended Netflix's cuties to reconsider moving states, passing him back to his country.
Agree
yeah as a filipino i can confirm that
As a fellow Filo, I agree
Yeah, let's just hope he dosen't invade our country
Agreed
I feel like Rare Insults would fit perfectly with Gordon Ramsay & Bill Burr.
gordon just swear and call people an animal that all he does
@@rullisampan6461 haters gonna hate
@@rullisampan6461 Gordon Ramsay once said, “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to f**k off” and “This fish is so raw it’s still Finding Nemo”. Those are rare insults.
I feel like you would fit perfectly with Just Some Guy without a Moustache & Justin Y, the amount of times you commented on this video.
"Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?"
"Why do Brits have teeth like they dont?"
Because dentistry isn't considered medicare, it's "cosmetic"
@@jadecoolness101 huh, I actually didn't know that lmao
i love how edgy/dark some of the insults can get on this subreddit, my favourite kind of jokes
But it won't bring dad back.
@@ToxiChaos what do you mean
@@ToxiChaos Bro, you tried, and failed so hard.
go sit in the shame corner for a few hours and think about what you've done
@@superplaylists1616 They call it “rare” insults because you the type of guy to like it done medium rare
lol
i love how on the first one he's already like "we need to stop"
Have a real human 😃😅
Rare insults are like watching a Bill Wurtz video. The more you see it, the more it makes sense.
goddamn it 3 bots in one comment
anyways here before this blows up
@our hero the only hero you need is your father
@YeaMan yeah. I sure do love rabid animals simping over their female counterparts.
@ChrisPezetYT you need to get them replaced, for it made me lose my eyes.
@Evil 🅥 the bane of your existence? Cool.
When nikocado finally gets a heart attack, that's a heart terrorism
It's a fucking cardiac police brutality
hes gotten some and made a video after eating tons of crap this is true
No wonder he's called Nikocado Avocado, he's built like one
@@Ella-li3sd Avocados have good fat in them, I don't think any of this is "good".
Depends how old he is. If he's been healthy most of his life, then it could be a couple of decades before a heart attack. Some big guys can make it to 40-50.
20 minutes after the video is up and no comments saying "FIRST." We have a accomplished greatness
First
It's been 18 minutes by now.
Do you not know how to count?
1 minute is 60 seconds.
Count to 60 for me
@@youtubestudiosucks978 it's called rounding
6th
@@cactus.man_ he's been there at least 15 minutes before my comemnt so that makes 24 minutes.
How long ago was this video published?
Subscribed people get a day earlier so the math still doesnt add-up
2:34 As a Filipino, we kindly decline the offer of this pedophile, and we lend this creature to Yemen.
after consulting my Yemeni friend, they said no and lend it to America.
Thank you, kababayan.
@@abandonedflower as an American, we don't like pedos. we kindly give this man to Canada.
@@abandonedflower As a American, we would reject this creature but will gladly share him to the Indians
@@abandonedflower As an american, we decline the offer of this pedophile and lend it to the bottom of the dead sea
8:03 As someone who watched a LOT of P.M. Seymour for a good while, don't think you can get away with hiding the fact that that insult was made by Pukicho, Reddit people.
Exactly, you can't hide the face of a celebrity by just blocking their title
The nicocado avacado one craked me up and i can't stop laughing
@Vitamin Shorts jokes on you not paying youtube premium saved me from that rick roll
8:09 they really blocked out the name as if we wouldn't recognize the pfp as the lord, the legend, Pukicho.
thats what im saying
Pukicho is a widely recognised god
It is just so funny, that pegasus was confused, because he didn't know what is a hickey 💀
4:12 y'all I just had a few days old glasses and I just got used to them...they were different from my previous ones so it took some time. This happened. For those who don't know, this is, to an extent, how people see without glasses...forget that foggy vision you see in movies, it's not accurate. So I was doubting my glasses, looking elsewhere to check if my eyes are working, looking at close things to see if it's a close vision problem then I realized it was a freaking effect in the video
True, I have 20/300 sight and can't see/focus (like reading) past 3 inches on left eye and 2 on my right. If I don't have my contacts or glasses on, all i see is blobs of color. Can't even tell which parent is whch.
@@TheZephyrsWind When your friends ask how many fingers they are holding up "I can see 2 thin blobs, bitch!"
dude same im wearing glasses to watch a computer a foot away from me
@@noobsley1757 my advice is to look for those blue tinted glasses if you use pcs a lot...those break the emission of light and make it less bad for you...also it's likely that you're looking through very dirty glasses...you should clean them...I know, I was born wearing them and I still forget at times.
@@ayouxy i use them for gaming and school
7:39 THIS IS WHY IM HYPERFIXATED ON HAMILTON.
10:18 he probably thought Vinnie Vincent was in his bed, so he's waiting on the rest of the kiss band to show up
10:15
dude is a gigachad, he knows the melee grind never stops
The absolute best rare insult I've ever seen is a comment on an article about a bad Blade review that said "He looks like a fairy granted a wish to 15 Pizza crusts to become a real boy."
"this dude knows exactly where to move he's going to the Philippines"
That made me laugh but then i realized what he meant
I'm from Philippines and I don't know what it is
Omg funny! but sad true af
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I live in the Philippines... MY COUSIN TURNS 12 THIS YEAR
The age of consent is 12
6:25 as a british person, i can safely say this: neither. you have it with either custard or ice cream.
Custard is just mayonnaise with sugar.
@@JPSimen I hate how you're almost correct but also very wrong
10:21 When the monster under your bed feels social.
"why do Americans eat like they have free health care" lol
Pegasus looks like the type of guy that would go on Roblox just to make fun of little kids for being trash at the game
Smashburgers are when you roll up an amount of ground beef, place it one a cooking suface/implement, then flatten or "smash" the burgers with a spatula or meat iron. It's a pretty convenient way to make sure burgers cook evenly instead of making patties with ones hands.
Pegasus is a kinda guy that would laugh at his own jokes
:(
You're the kind of guy to say "that's pretty based" about your own youtube comments 10 seconds before and after you post them
@@marshie5434 Don't shoot the messenger
@@Ganvy you were supposed to to send the message not say it publicly in a comment section
@@tigerazoz2910 shush
I looked up the country with the lowest age of consent, and it's actually Nigeria(11), not the Philippines(12). Big yikes
If I wasn't on the fbi watch list before, I am now.
Always thought it was 16, glad it is corrected now.
That thumbnail killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks now i can use these insults on kids trying to roleplay on roblox
7:25 yo Abraham Lincoln is back from the dead 💀
6:25 as a british person, i would rather drink tea with 6 sugars and eat extremely burnt crumpets at the same time, than eat that horrific looking "cake"
Not as hard as single Dads have to work on Christmas.
damm
Fr
9:46 the guy to the right closest to pegasus looks like a wax statue of himself
2:58
I sprayed all free liquids out of my nose
7:21
Stealing the identities of NFTs
R/rareinsults is where I learnt how to roast✋
@ٴ the hell does that mean
5:12, that is a very interesting way of calling someone ugly! 🤣
3:58 this had me cackling like a maniac
Pegasus looks like he works in a microsoft callcenter.
“His heart is the final boss in Elden Ring.” 😂😂
Nickado Avocados heart is overclocking.
If he isn't careful, his heart will be over, clogging
10:16 really expected a better insult like "that makeup is enough for you to be fully covered"
The thumbnail alone made me laugh hard
“You’re the type of person who’d wake up your grandpa to give him sleeping pills”
Nikocado's chin looks like it could have his own zip code
Everytime he steps on a scale, the battery goes dead
0:48 dude looks like a premade Mii
1:38 my man looks like the fisherman NPC
2:58 they did not just do her like that LMAOOOOO.
6:39 “Yeah, of course I know what cheesecake is”
that last one was the definition of: "priorities"
10:21 he is a man of comitment, focus and sheer fucking will, i bet he is a captain falcon main because matches the chad energy of this man
I just found you&subscribed! You are a sweet, funny, lovely young man! Thank you for cracking me up! You give me hope that not all people are awful! Thank you!
The thumbnail though, lmfao
I literally had an asthma attack seeing the thumbnail
Pegasus not knowing what a hickey is the funniest thing i've seen all week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
OH YEAH AND I REMEBER ONCE ON STREAM THERE WAS THIS ANKHA MEME AND HE GOOGLED WHAT DUREX IS, pls this is so wholesome 😭😭
7:52 he's right though Q is really odd and should be at the end or near the end because it's a letter less used like X, Y and Z.
3:31 Excuse me, have you seen the shirtless Elon pics 😂😂
I feel like mans didn't roast Indiana, he roasted his own state for being ridiculously expensive
7:27 he looks like he eats bananas for a living
4:04 this person did not wake up feeling an ounce of mercy that day.
His heart is honestly more busy than traffic on a 5:00 pm Friday in Las Vegas
The Rob Zombie looks like someone stuck Jason M. In the microwave for 30 minutes WINS out of ALL of them!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:40 Had a discussion about this one with my siblings. I ended up saying something along the lines of "he looks like the type of dude to be cast as president in a tv show because he vaguely looks like Obama"
nah bruh a real human sized skeleton is the one having to work harder than anything
Nicocado's life support is probably on life support
rip nickado avocado’s heart
the thumbnail had me wheezing
1:37
Bro looks like he works at a old fashioned barbershop
(*Patrick's voice*):is megasus a rare insult?
If Nicakado avocado lost weight we could use his heart as an engine to go into light speed and reach distant planets.
Big Ed is out here going through his anime phase 😂
Sorry about all the bots, have a human reply from me. Have a good day :)
@@IAmSchwi thanks 🙏🏻
You too
@@IAmSchwi finally ly
@@Gaming_Hub_UK YES
@@Hekskskdkdkskbjsjh hehe 🌜👍🏻
i think a smashburger is when you press a patty against the griddle to make it thin
"he looks like male ellen" ellen already looks like a male
damn we changed our age of consent to 12 to 16 just because we dont want him to move to Philippines
i been goin thru a lot lately cuz im a youtube creator too and things dont go very well and yo vids hype me up and inspire me tbh. hope u blow up more brodie
u can get through whatever king
i actually feel like I've seen one of your videos
Atleast your not self promoting unlike these bozo's in the replies
Exept the two above me
@@headow322 he's doing it indirectly, don't fall for it.
It's been 20 or 30 times i see this kind of comment already attempting to make you feel bad for them while saying "we are in the same boat" as if their message was just trying to cheer up the creator.
But that's not the case, it's just asking for your pity
@@headow322 oh wait, just click on his profile picture, he made this comment: "bro i make similar content as you i make quality good vids shout me out"
8:32 That man looks like the discount Walmart version of Xi Jinping
7:32 As a Hamilton fan this is godly 😂⭐
The best was that "eat letters and then laxatives" 🤣🤣🤧🤣🤣
7:21 dude also looks like he can sell selfies as NFTs
Alexander Hamilton be wildin 😂
Congrats on almost 1million subs🥰
I love how Pegasus mentioned the Philippines because of the old age of consent lmao, they already changed it with the current president
this man deserves 1 mil subs
the mark censoring the pfp looks like an among us character. 7:57
7:22 this man swings around the jungle for a living
1:48 he looks exactly like that 😂😂😂😂 omg
4:29 this man woke up and chose violence
HEY HEY HEY, it’s 3 sacks of corn thank you very much
2:36
The Philippines raising it to 16 to prevent him from entering:
Big Ed looks like a fusion between the Sontarans from Dr Who and Graham (the Human Evolved to Survive a Car Crash).
People have no mercy
8:32 the army is coming for them 💀
1:50 why he look like he bout to ask where his supersuit is
Istg nikocado's heart is an athlete
A smash burger is a burger with a patty that's been smashed while it was cooking. They roll up balls of hamburger meat, season them, then they smash it flat with a spatula when it's on the griddle.
7:13 hey what did I do!
(My name is Connor btw)
the level of innocence of pegasus right now is too much.