the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2018
  • show: doctor who
    (this was made before jodie whittaker's episodes had aired hence why she's not in this!)
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  • @dragonlcrd
    @dragonlcrd  5 років тому +5655

    if you want more doctor who videos like this please suggest some!
    eg. "_____ being _____ for __ minutes straight"
    (bear in mind i can't edit with classic episodes!)

    • @damppuddle7341
      @damppuddle7341 5 років тому +481

      allonsy.mp4 Rory being Rory for 10 minutes straight

    • @ordon_lament
      @ordon_lament 5 років тому +225

      The Master being the Master for 10 minutes straight

    • @nickaboi5974
      @nickaboi5974 5 років тому +65

      allonsy.mp4 this is the best video ive ever seen

    • @blbblakeeold
      @blbblakeeold 5 років тому +71

      "Blimey!" O_O - I would love to see a Darleks being rekt XD idk but this is awesome!

    • @cubinglab6332
      @cubinglab6332 5 років тому +48

      Martha being the qorst companion for ten minutes straight

  • @amypond6740
    @amypond6740 4 роки тому +3559

    9: bitchy sass
    10: sarcastic sass
    11: adorable sass
    12: given up on humans sass

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +327

      Twelve sees humans the way a cat owner sees their cat.
      "Humans are bastards, but I love them."

    • @amypond6740
      @amypond6740 4 роки тому +105

      Albert Nave I don’t think the doctor will ever have the ability to hate humans. I think 12 has just comes to terms with how stupid most of are 😂😂

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 3 роки тому +28

      amy Pond I think he’s seen all the karens and entitled people in the world

    • @Panda.Shogun
      @Panda.Shogun 3 роки тому +39

      13:forgot what sass means 🤷‍♂️

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 3 роки тому +33

      @@Panda.Shogun 13: imaginary sass that no-one respects

  • @JustNo420
    @JustNo420 2 роки тому +2551

    9- sarcastic sassy
    10- sassy sassy
    11- bitchy sassy
    12- done sassy

    • @surgeofgaming6405
      @surgeofgaming6405 Рік тому +77

      This comment encapsulates all of the Doctors personality.

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl Рік тому +49

      10- supa sassy

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 10 місяців тому +42

      Ten being sassy squared is so perfect.
      Kinda sad there was never a 10 and donna teamup thing. Woulda loved to see that.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 9 місяців тому +24

      13 had a bit of sass, much less than her predecessors, but far more passive aggressive. not knowing who this big shot business magnate was, mispronouncing tzim sha's name, and of course being sarcastic with the master.

    • @Strangestormcloud
      @Strangestormcloud 9 місяців тому +14

      10- fruity sassy (/j)

  • @isabellavetere9098
    @isabellavetere9098 2 роки тому +3579

    Ten being jealous of the king of france is hilarious to me

    • @bozorusso1709
      @bozorusso1709 2 роки тому +171

      He's not jealous he's flexing on the king of France lol

    • @sabenavey1896
      @sabenavey1896 2 роки тому +21

      Oh hunny the only thing he can do is time what dose the king of France got

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 2 роки тому +11

      FLEX

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 2 роки тому +78

      It’s even funnier when you remember 10 canonically was the king of England lool

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 2 роки тому +4

      @@bozorusso1709 and why do we flex

  • @MyyoutubechannelB
    @MyyoutubechannelB 2 роки тому +3783

    Fun fact: out of habit, David mouthed the words along when Freema said them, not even realising it. It was so funny the show decided to keep it in.

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree Рік тому +45

      Timestamp?

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 Рік тому +96

      @@anonymouspalmtree 4:26

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree Рік тому +19

      @@itsamirage1902 Thank you :]

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 Рік тому +11

      @@anonymouspalmtree Your welcome

    • @minji4471
      @minji4471 Рік тому +158

      That makes it even funnier bcs it seems as if he cans predict wich obviously he should be able to by how many times he's asked 😂😂

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 5 років тому +5041

    "There's a horror movie called alien? That's offensive, no Wonder everyone keeps invading you."
    That might be one of my favourite Dr. Who lines ever written.

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 5 років тому +60

      Gurgle and so salty. Haha

    • @WildFyreful
      @WildFyreful 5 років тому +123

      "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE ARE!"
      TENANT: "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!" xD
      Seriously Tenant's my all-time favorite. His sass was so good.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 5 років тому +20

      @@WildFyreful David Tennent will always be my favourite doctor.

    • @randomcosplayer509
      @randomcosplayer509 5 років тому +4

      Cant stop laughing

    • @somethingstrange7184
      @somethingstrange7184 5 років тому +1

      @@TheCelticTrio IKR

  • @kaptain_komrade3708
    @kaptain_komrade3708 5 років тому +9566

    Tennant being tennant for tennant minutes straight

  • @rebeccascholtz1174
    @rebeccascholtz1174 2 роки тому +2625

    The fact that Nine is an equal part of this vid with only 1 season goes to show he was truly the sassiest

    • @unitedmad9580
      @unitedmad9580 Рік тому +70

      He was the GOAT (maybe behind Ten)

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 9 місяців тому +4

      Well, they didn't include several iterations. Do you see Four anywhere in this?

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@RoderickEtheriathese are moments from the new who ...

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 9 місяців тому +3

      @@ToffixJ Yes, but to be truly the sassiest, you have to consider both old and new. After all, they are all the same guy.

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@RoderickEtheria then the video would be an hour long, i doubt it wouldve gotten many views

  • @ThePixxie
    @ThePixxie 4 роки тому +1702

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive, No wonder everyone keeps invading you.” Iconic

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 3 роки тому +19

      The fact that one of his regenerations dies makes it more iconic.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 3 роки тому +8

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 what? I'm pretty sure all of his regenerations die

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 3 роки тому +45

      @@Manel-dq2kb What I meant is that John Hurt the actor who plays the Doctor of War dies in the movie called Alien.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 3 роки тому +5

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 oh

    • @No-oneFromNowhere
      @No-oneFromNowhere 2 роки тому +10

      Eight also dies in Alien 3

  • @jaystev
    @jaystev 5 років тому +2731

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No"
    "I kissed her mouth"

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 4 роки тому +3

      Ha ha lol.
      I see devients and cartoon animators play God.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha!

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 роки тому

      Brian-With-A-Na DinoJinn Well there may be a species out there that smooches an appendage on their backs at each other so human interaction with such a species....
      Ugh wtf am I saying? I could be giving people ideas.

    • @bileygr1216
      @bileygr1216 3 роки тому +1

      Ultimate dad joke

    • @jaystev
      @jaystev 3 роки тому

      @Voltaic Fire Well that's just mean :(

  • @mumblealice17
    @mumblealice17 5 років тому +1597

    "You kissed her back."
    "No. I kissed her mouth."
    I can't breathe 😂

    • @Priv-rb3ow
      @Priv-rb3ow 5 років тому

      PingPopRust which episode?

    • @od_static
      @od_static 5 років тому

      @@Priv-rb3ow i believe it was the "living flesh" or so. t'was a 2 parter

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 5 років тому +11

      Not its the venice one

    • @marine463
      @marine463 5 років тому +3

      My words I never understood he said that hahahahaha

    • @JivanPal
      @JivanPal 5 років тому +5

      5x06, "Vampires in Venice"

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 2 роки тому +3631

    Honestly,
    "I am dying doctor"
    "You keep saying that, you keep not dying, can you give it some welly"
    Always fucking cracks me up!

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 2 роки тому +111

      Capaldi's whole thing is being aggressively sarcastic and it's amazing

    • @themightyalpaca313
      @themightyalpaca313 2 роки тому +18

      I thought it was his lack of care and tact?
      Which is why he needs Clara

    • @elimortley2782
      @elimortley2782 2 роки тому +32

      @@themightyalpaca313 that's part of it, but it's more like he's rebuilding that part of his personality throughout that regeneration

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +11

      Especially since the Doctor always says he's going to die, but then either fakes his death or just regenerates. Hypocrite.

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 Рік тому +1013

    “I’m his carer”
    “Yeah my carer, she cares so I don’t have to”
    The 12 Doctor is such a mood

    • @real53773
      @real53773 Рік тому +1

      I asked

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 6 місяців тому +8

      "Can you hurry up please or I'll hit you with my shoe"

  • @arTIGstry
    @arTIGstry 5 років тому +1986

    "I aM TaLkInG!!!!"
    "AnD i'M nOt LiStEnInG!!!!!"
    Never related more in my life XD

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 4 роки тому +15

      Me. In school. Every day.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 4 роки тому +20

      Everytime it reminds me of "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 4 роки тому +16

      I think it's ironic how later 11th Doctor shouts "I AM TALKING" at the aliens above Stonehenge and later it turns out they indeed were not listening (because they only pretended like they did since it was a trap)

    • @hermionegranger4823
      @hermionegranger4823 4 роки тому

      Anime Gurl shOoK

    • @hermionegrainger8189
      @hermionegrainger8189 4 роки тому +1

      So mean

  • @leogavitt5419
    @leogavitt5419 2 роки тому +2600

    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.”
    Gets me every time 😂😂

  • @DrDuzzy
    @DrDuzzy 4 роки тому +910

    I lost it at:
    “Why do you call that a mobile phone”
    “BECAUSE ITS A SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION”

  • @izukuhimiko6879
    @izukuhimiko6879 2 роки тому +972

    "She's climbing out of the window isn't she?"
    "...yes she is"
    At least he's honest lol

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 Рік тому +9

      Communication 100

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant Рік тому +3

      Someone's getting fired for that, I wonder who...

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 Рік тому +1

      @@3DTyrant by “fired” do you mean melted into slag?

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Рік тому +5

      you can see in his expression the moment he decides she's not worth it.

  • @ness6915
    @ness6915 5 років тому +852

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No, I kissed her mouth"

    • @Azire
      @Azire 5 років тому +7

      Such a fucking great line

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😭 priceless

    • @homoceroscaeli
      @homoceroscaeli 5 років тому

      what ep lol

    • @trinityadams5417
      @trinityadams5417 5 років тому +3

      vane ssa my absolute favorite:
      Rory: yours is bigger than mine
      Doctor: let’s not go there

  • @Synthmilk
    @Synthmilk 5 років тому +2470

    "Believe me, it was an accident."
    The delivery of that line was exquisite.

  • @alexkoch3712
    @alexkoch3712 Рік тому +325

    i love how 9 and 10 are just the sassiest, 11 is just mad and 12 is done with everything.

    • @N1ghtl1ghts
      @N1ghtl1ghts 3 місяці тому +2

      Honestly I think throughout all the different regenerations the doctor just slowly gets more and more done with the human race and it's bs

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 2 роки тому +1061

    Best line from the Doctor in Davros’ chair: “Admit it. You’ve all had this exact nightmare.”

  • @blooddragon805
    @blooddragon805 5 років тому +1411

    "The legs, the nose... and Mrs Robinson"
    "I hate you"
    "No, you don't"
    That's just priceless

    • @imael4802
      @imael4802 5 років тому +8

      Why Mrs Robinson

    • @thegamedetective1877
      @thegamedetective1877 5 років тому +51

      Imael Walk another name for an older woman who flirts with younger guys

    • @lewiskemp9732
      @lewiskemp9732 4 роки тому +4

      My favourite bit! 😂

    • @theodoraskywalker6133
      @theodoraskywalker6133 4 роки тому +20

      - I don’t even like you!!
      - U doooo

    • @monsterchild3116
      @monsterchild3116 4 роки тому +3

      @@theodoraskywalker6133 I was checking to see if anyone replied with that and....Oh how glad I am that you did :D

  • @BurnItUpp2009
    @BurnItUpp2009 5 років тому +1539

    "It's like back to the future"
    "The film?"
    "No, the novelisation, yes the film" 😂😂

    • @sandmboy1
      @sandmboy1 5 років тому +14

      Love the look Martha gives him, exasperation or disbelief
      ?

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 4 роки тому +13

      Gotta love these random exchanges, it gives the characters some real dimension... I always felt like RTD is really good at this

    • @livvycoleman7824
      @livvycoleman7824 4 роки тому +1

      Your likes are at 699

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 4 роки тому +2

      Funny thing is there is a novel it's based on

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 4 роки тому +1

      What time?

  • @willsics7203
    @willsics7203 2 роки тому +970

    9 and 10 are so sassy lol

    • @fluffyloom1190
      @fluffyloom1190 2 роки тому +22

      And 12 is so grumpy

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 роки тому +17

      And 11 is so childish and dorky
      I love 10 and 11 sooooo much

    • @pinktuna4840
      @pinktuna4840 2 роки тому +8

      "the sass is strong with this one"

    • @brobro9169
      @brobro9169 2 роки тому +1

      @@fluffyloom1190 And 12 is so GOATED*

  • @apathyendstheworld
    @apathyendstheworld 2 роки тому +594

    "What's a horse doing on a spaceship??"
    "Mickey! What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!"
    Always my favorite.

  • @ameera213
    @ameera213 5 років тому +4347

    “you’re mister thicc thicc thiccety thiccface from thicctown, thiccania”

    • @pluteorgh
      @pluteorgh 5 років тому +365

      Ameera And so is your dad!

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 5 років тому +85

      *Thick
      totally different meaning

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 5 років тому +109

      that’s the joke my love

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 5 років тому +50

      well it's just that I find it annoying when people confuse thicc and thick, I try to call someone stupid and they give me this dirty look and start complaining that I've insulted their legs.

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 5 років тому +37

      HouseholdWheel okay cool but i haven’t confused them i was making a joke,,

  • @socialinteraction_8252
    @socialinteraction_8252 4 роки тому +1377

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *He’s brining sassy bacc*

  • @Sakshi-qe3qn
    @Sakshi-qe3qn Рік тому +243

    "What're you gonna do? Moisturize me?" Cracks me up every time 🤣

  • @georgetheconqueror2574
    @georgetheconqueror2574 4 роки тому +170

    1st Doctor: What's browser history?
    12th Doctor:
    I'm dying

  • @whatlenalikes1674
    @whatlenalikes1674 5 років тому +1427

    I love how there's so few with Donna bc when she's in the room she's automatically the SASSIEST PERSON THERE

    • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
      @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 5 років тому +44

      i should get a life lol nope the only one who successfully outsasses The Doctor

    • @hufflepuffbadger2931
      @hufflepuffbadger2931 5 років тому +93

      And the only ones where Donna is there is after the meta crisis. The only time when the doctor is even close to Donna’s level of sass is when he’s part Donna 😂

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 5 років тому +3

      @@hufflepuffbadger2931 TRUEEEE

    • @EsraaKudo
      @EsraaKudo 5 років тому +1

      Lol was just thinking the same

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 5 років тому +17

      I think the only time he outsassed her was when he said "Oi, earth girl!"

  • @gamerborbie
    @gamerborbie 5 років тому +2540

    4:26
    "It's bigger on the inside."
    "Is it? Hadn't noticed?"
    That was just David being David when he mouthed the words

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 4 роки тому +8

      @@noname-gu9nz it will be done, my Lord

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken 4 роки тому +2

      I've always wondered why it seemed so hastily cut in like that.

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 роки тому

      @@TheRuddster95 That's order 66, not order 666

    • @martinsoares1824
      @martinsoares1824 4 роки тому +4

      best part is that he wasn’t actually supposed to mouth the words but it made everyone laugh so hard that they just kept it

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 роки тому +1

      Eli Soares where’s your source?

  • @eashanpatel1799
    @eashanpatel1799 2 роки тому +282

    I absolutely need to find a time to use "Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don't have to" in the real world. Pure gold.

  • @patchworkfellow4262
    @patchworkfellow4262 4 роки тому +254

    “Why? Was he... an _idiot_ ?”
    “Yeah, she’s my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.”
    “Can you just hurry up or I’ll hit you with my shoe...”
    - Peter Sass Capaldi
    Seriously, half of his lines are brutal roasts, an 8th is dramatic speeches, a quarter is him going Scottish, another quarter is just him picking fights, and the last 8th is relevant plot-points 😂😂😂

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle 3 роки тому +6

      1/2 + 1/8 + 1/4 + 1/4 + 1/8 = 1 1/4

    • @sergeantpepper42
      @sergeantpepper42 2 роки тому +5

      Well considering his previous role of Malcolm Tucker in the thick of it I think that makes sense. He's probably struggling to keep naughty words out of his lines.

    • @connorrobinson1280
      @connorrobinson1280 2 роки тому +1

      @AzureKyle shows how good he is

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 27 днів тому

      Don't be lasagna

    • @879PC
      @879PC 5 днів тому

      ​@@AzureKyle yea! He gave the roll 125%

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 5 років тому +1251

    *"bLimEy jEFf, geT a GIrLfrIeND!"*

  • @milliehilken
    @milliehilken 5 років тому +2441

    B L I M E Y
    'Get a girlfriend Jeff'
    I'm WHEEZING my god

    • @kensdiary2641
      @kensdiary2641 5 років тому +34

      Miriam Hilken there are so many possibilities on what he could’ve been doing XD

    • @Artemis1794
      @Artemis1794 5 років тому +10

      Made me miss 11 more

    • @tinasfs
      @tinasfs 5 років тому +6

      From now on that's my comeback for everything- xD

    • @enigmakashman3501
      @enigmakashman3501 5 років тому +25

      Actually, by the look of his room, Jeff needs a BOYfriend.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 5 років тому +3

      @@enigmakashman3501I thought gaudy decor is some sort of British pastime. The more kitsch, the better.

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 5 місяців тому +58

    1:39 The delivery of "Why? Was he an idiot?" is flawless

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 2 роки тому +351

    Notice at 5:34 when the Doctor calls Rory "the Nose", Rory's hand twitches as if he's about to check his nose in embarrassment. Then he remembers there are guns pointed at him and he needs to keep his hands up.

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 5 років тому +650

    11th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...
    10th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 роки тому +4

      That face tho I'm howling

    • @KamekFox
      @KamekFox 4 роки тому +16

      2nd: Oh, you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it...

    • @Zyanide_
      @Zyanide_ 4 роки тому +2

      Kamek fox got there before me

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 4 роки тому

      Certainly you saw that coming right? It had me trying not to laugh so hard.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 роки тому +1

      The Doctor never likes his own redecorations. ...he did like the round things though.

  • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
    @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 5 років тому +1193

    “My mothers cooking!”
    “good put her on a slow cook and let her simmer!”

    • @natalieybarra5207
      @natalieybarra5207 4 роки тому +15

      *put her on low heat and let her simmer* sorry had to

  • @Just_An_Observer
    @Just_An_Observer 2 роки тому +371

    I love how the Doctor can yell angrily enough to scare even the Dalek. Like look how they backed away at 6:57 after he whipped away at them

  • @lauranickl8237
    @lauranickl8237 2 роки тому +215

    9:24 "Oi, don't diss the sonic" is such an underrated line

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 роки тому +7

      "I've got a sports car, you've got a space hopper."

    • @asifrahman60
      @asifrahman60 Рік тому +1

      I was looking for this.
      A legendary comment.

  • @KatherineTreasure
    @KatherineTreasure 5 років тому +662

    ‘It’s like you’re human!’
    ‘Eurgh! That’s *disgusting* ‘
    ‘OIII-‘
    ‘ *OOOOOOOIIIIIIII* ‘

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 5 років тому +9

      more OOOOOOIIIIIII

    • @crzyshrf9836
      @crzyshrf9836 5 років тому +2

      Spanners, shhhhhh

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 5 років тому +3

      “STOP IT!”

    • @gryffinclawgymgirls0911
      @gryffinclawgymgirls0911 5 років тому +5

      Doctor- I grew, out of you, still could be worse
      Donna- Oiiii watch it space man!
      Doctor- Oiiiiiiiii watch it Earth girl 😂😂
      I can't even with this

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 4 роки тому +1433

    “Intruder!”
    “How’d he get in? In-tru-der wonder?”
    How did I miss this GOLD

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 4 роки тому +27

      OOH! I ONLY JUST GOT THIS JOKE! TY!
      I'm so dumb

    • @rhyskenton6831
      @rhyskenton6831 4 роки тому +76

      ArtisticPixie in-tru-der window*

    • @devnathor7591
      @devnathor7591 4 роки тому +15

      window, not wonder

    • @mellchiril
      @mellchiril 4 роки тому +16

      the joke was actually made twice... once in season 1, episode 6 by Henry van Statten, and then again when 10 said it. Somehow it's funnier when it's the Doctor saying it.

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan 4 роки тому +6

      How did I not notice this joke sooner? I feel so ridiculous. But at least now I can laugh about it every time I hear that line

  • @cthulhu9136
    @cthulhu9136 2 роки тому +240

    The intruda window joke is the one that gets me everytime

  • @lillymsf5946
    @lillymsf5946 7 місяців тому +18

    I like how Tennant is like confused half-drunk and Smith is just hating anyone who's not as smart as him XD

  • @youruncleolaf4694
    @youruncleolaf4694 5 років тому +671

    If Donna was with 9 and not 10 nothing would get done cuz they’d just be sassing each other constantly.

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 років тому +20

      Damn. That is bloody true.

    • @skallywalla502
      @skallywalla502 5 років тому +53

      12, too. can you imagine how many pegs Donna would knock 12 down??

    • @concettasorvillo3719
      @concettasorvillo3719 5 років тому +7

      The things I need

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 5 років тому +23

      Donna would not let him have peace with his scottish accent

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 5 років тому +10

      Thomas S. especialy that Skit Catherine and David did involving one Lauren Cooper˜

  • @matt54740
    @matt54740 4 роки тому +133

    My favorite thing
    "I'm his carer"
    "Yea she cares so I dont have to"

  • @Wooktent
    @Wooktent 2 роки тому +219

    "I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room" has always been one of my favourites.

  • @griffzeb8329
    @griffzeb8329 5 років тому +957

    "Oi watch it spaceman!"
    "Oi watch it earth girl!"
    "OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 5 років тому +10

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 5 років тому +9

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @live_evil4961
      @live_evil4961 5 років тому +8

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @danimations1440
      @danimations1440 5 років тому +6

      Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 років тому +12

      "Oh. I sound like you, all sort of...rough"

  • @madeleine5191
    @madeleine5191 5 років тому +4620

    ”It’s bigger on the inside”
    *”iS it!?1”*

  • @Beeslaughter
    @Beeslaughter 4 роки тому +110

    “What’s pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship” gets me every single time

  • @SUPERGEEK78
    @SUPERGEEK78 Рік тому +154

    6:39 How he just offended himself just cracks me up.

  • @DustylandAJ
    @DustylandAJ 5 років тому +1331

    *BLimEy!*
    *GeT A giRLfRiEnD, jEfF!!11!*

    • @kal-elavitt7587
      @kal-elavitt7587 5 років тому +3

      Why the 11?

    • @sabrinarosario6499
      @sabrinarosario6499 5 років тому +10

      The Spectacular Spider-Fan It’s a joke. Sort of like an internet thing.

    • @kal-elavitt7587
      @kal-elavitt7587 5 років тому

      @@sabrinarosario6499 but why

    • @poppyjames8715
      @poppyjames8715 5 років тому +1

      @@kal-elavitt7587 it's probably a typo don't worry

    • @WizardsBastard
      @WizardsBastard 5 років тому

      The Spectacular Spider-Fan , the 11th Doctor.

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson Рік тому +185

    It’s actually amazing how good this acting is cause it’s different actors but they really make it to where you believe it’s the same person 😂😂😂

  • @nathannunez3127
    @nathannunez3127 2 роки тому +117

    7:18 “Yours is bigger than mine”
    “Let’s not go there”

  • @BlueCrabAnimals
    @BlueCrabAnimals 5 років тому +2166

    Jeff can't get a girlfriend because his dad sent him to the moon ;-;

    • @WizardsBastard
      @WizardsBastard 5 років тому +61

      Lily Bradley
      Is that the same guy? He looks bigger in Doctor Who. Well, before he got the injection.

    • @BlueCrabAnimals
      @BlueCrabAnimals 5 років тому +24

      Yep, same actor, also Billy Bones in Black Sails

    • @WizardsBastard
      @WizardsBastard 5 років тому +11

      Lily Bradley I did see him in Black Sails too! I guess I always just think he looks familiar and have no idea why.

    • @anavocado6617
      @anavocado6617 5 років тому +9

      Oof I just noticed this

    • @florencehardy487
      @florencehardy487 5 років тому +71

      @@WizardsBastard Yes, he's also Sir Percival in Merlin!

  • @queenyblahblah
    @queenyblahblah 5 років тому +581

    The level of sass that radiates from 9 and 10 is *INSANE*

  • @mykelhalloway4078
    @mykelhalloway4078 4 роки тому +66

    "Heels"
    "Why? Do you have to reach a high shelf?
    "Right, gotta go, gunna be late"
    "What for a shelf"
    Doctors on point with the banter

  • @cassionhiemetz993
    @cassionhiemetz993 2 роки тому +918

    5:50 David's laugh so unique lmao

  • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
    @user-qs9ps3hw6u 5 років тому +837

    This compilation made me realise just how hilarious capaldi was.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 років тому +21

      Problem was his sassy fun aspect was just so infrequent compared to other Doctors. Then this latest series seems to not have a sense of humour at all.

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u 5 років тому +18

      Noobie2k7 yeah this current doctor has no personality what so ever. Certainly not that of a doctor. They should all be individual I get, but they should also all be strong, bold and intimidating characters. Jodie’s doctor is just god awful. And so are the episodes!

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u 5 років тому +18

      Noobie2k7 for example, i like them all for their own reasons. The 9th I felt was very adventurous and spontaneous, the 10th I got most emotionally attached too because of his contrast of fun and pain, 11th was a big bubble of fun and added a very young spirit and the 12th I thought was like a funny little alien. I think all of those traits work with a time lord. Jodie has no unique trait. It’s such a shame because she’s the first bad doctor I’ve ever watched myself.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 років тому +8

      @@user-qs9ps3hw6u Even Matt Smiths Doctor who is seen as the 'goofy' one had many very serious and emotional moments and episodes. He knew when to do these different things. Jodie just seems so bland. I only watched th first couple episodes then decided i wasn't going to give them the ratings anymore as they're not worth it. I do need to go back and watch more of Capaldi's Doctor i think and just try to stomach Clara.

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u 5 років тому +9

      Noobie2k7 yes definitely. Matt Smith was an incredibly good doctor and had a lot of talent. I definitely was torn between him and tennant as ‘my doctor’ and I think honestly when I rewatch the series I think Matt just does it for me. Like you said, his emotional range is spot on. I did the same with Jodie’s episodes. I watched that spider episode which I believe was number 4? And after that I thought this is just a god awful series what on Earth is this? As if they tried to turn it into a drama and not a sci-fi show. Yeah it took me a long time to accept capaldi as the doctor, much longer than David and Matt but eventually I think he developed a unique character that worked. Not many people enjoyed Clara. I think capaldi just wasn’t blessed with good circumstances but I really believe he had the potential to be one of the best doctors! He put in some great performances but I must say his episodes aren’t as memorable and that’s the issue. Plus his companions were never that easy to attach to. The sad part is, after years of enjoying a good show we’ve both stopped watching entirely. Think they’ll manage to bring it back? Or they’ll just scrap the show again?

  • @ninaintheskywithdiamonds
    @ninaintheskywithdiamonds 5 років тому +1340

    *AnD sO’S YA dAd*

  • @joshmason4543
    @joshmason4543 2 роки тому +189

    The tardis being called a mobile phone is almost to accurate with the way he uses it lmao

  • @jackcooper1448
    @jackcooper1448 4 роки тому +96

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But mos' important
    He didn't kiss her back

    • @grinsplit444
      @grinsplit444 3 роки тому +7

      Just her mouth

    • @CalistFitness
      @CalistFitness 3 роки тому +2

      The scene was actually filmed like ten times because smith kept kissing her back😂

  • @ItsMzPhoenix
    @ItsMzPhoenix 5 років тому +1951

    “I’m the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour”

  • @Silver-iz1wm
    @Silver-iz1wm 4 роки тому +776

    "We have an intruder!"
    "How did he get in? Intruda window?"
    "buh bye"
    burst out laughing XD

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend Рік тому +56

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive. No wonder you keep getting invaded.”
    To be fair, I am sure a good amount of those invasions pre-date the movie.

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 Рік тому +138

    “Yes, you’re right, if we lie to her she’ll get all better.”
    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend Jeff…”
    I swear the eleventh doctor delivers some of the best one liners

  • @sofieherman4886
    @sofieherman4886 5 років тому +655

    “What is browser history?”
    *doctor instantly panics*
    Snatched

    • @user-fh6bd4ri7n
      @user-fh6bd4ri7n 4 роки тому +3

      You wouldn't want younger you to see your history either it's all about the freaky journey

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 4 роки тому

      Its probably silly stuff like "how many cats can fit in a room" or "What to do when your kettle explodes"

  • @MoreGraceJohansson
    @MoreGraceJohansson 5 років тому +781

    “Compensating”
    “For what?”
    “Regeneration it’s a lottery” I died😂😭

    • @jamesslater7094
      @jamesslater7094 5 років тому +29

      David teninch

    • @neptunios169
      @neptunios169 5 років тому +30

      The Doctor insulting his future dick size 😂

    • @eirei0789
      @eirei0789 5 років тому +6

      "Oh, he's cool. Isn't he cool?
      'I'm the Doctor and I'm all cool. Oops, I'm wearing sandshoes.' "
      That part should've been there xD.

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 Рік тому +74

    10 really showcased the "im a genius who basically can't die and I know it" persona so well

  • @_IHateHandles_
    @_IHateHandles_ 5 років тому +388

    'There's a horror movie called alien!? That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you...'
    One of my favourite Peter Capaldi moments. XD

  • @Rush351X
    @Rush351X 5 років тому +633

    "The Legs, The Nose and Mrs Robinson"

    • @pugsarelifehha9295
      @pugsarelifehha9295 5 років тому +80

      "I hate you."
      "No you don't."

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks 5 років тому +25

      "You married me." the doctor, probably.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 5 років тому +6

      I KILLED you! River Song. Probably.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 5 років тому +7

      Jesus loves you more than will know

    • @danadavis24
      @danadavis24 5 років тому +29

      "And Doctor Song, you've got that face on."
      "What face?"
      "The 'He's hot when he's clever' face."
      "This is my normal face."
      "Yes, it is."
      "Oh, shut up!"

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash 4 роки тому +128

    Rory: "Yours is bigger than mine..."
    Doctor: "... Let's not go there"

  • @ThatGooner
    @ThatGooner 2 роки тому +396

    I miss this kind of bite to the Doctor's character, irrespective of how that darker side has vanished in the Chibnall/Jodie era - every line like these that Jodie's given are always completely smoothed out by a snorty smile or laugh afterwards, and are to someone who just has to accept looking like an idiot (companion or villain). Before, the Doctor's exchanges with the Daleks and whatnot became this increasingly funny exchange of wits, with the right mix of stupidity and bite from both sides. Now it's just the Doctor making a light remark in defence of herself using her bubbly persona, in-between asking 1,000 questions about what everything means in that exact moment.

  • @cykablyatthemovie2424
    @cykablyatthemovie2424 5 років тому +827

    "I AM TALKING-AH!"
    *_"AND IM NOT LISTENING-AH"_*

    • @E03H
      @E03H 4 роки тому +1

      Which episode is that??

    • @petra2578
      @petra2578 4 роки тому

      @@E03H The Idiots lantern

    • @chandler8967
      @chandler8967 4 роки тому +1

      That's my class and my Science Teacher on a daily basis.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 роки тому +1

      @@chandler8967 hah

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 5 років тому +3431

    Thicc thiccety thicc face from thicc town thiccania
    And so's yer dad

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 4 роки тому +91

      I’ll never be able to watch that scene again without thinking.
      You’re my favorite you are... cAuSe YoU’rE sO THICC

    • @oliepicshipbuilder887
      @oliepicshipbuilder887 4 роки тому +24

      Hufflepuff otaku You... you understand that in Britain, thick means impossibly stupid. Not... you know...
      Curves

    • @user-hf2gq8ge7p
      @user-hf2gq8ge7p 4 роки тому +2

      4:11 what series? Plz tell me

    • @inkyplays2676
      @inkyplays2676 4 роки тому +1

      Legend

    • @TeddySparkles
      @TeddySparkles 4 роки тому +3

      "And so's your dad!" Classic

  • @soulknight5330
    @soulknight5330 Рік тому +34

    1:56 I love how childish that line is.

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 роки тому +167

    "If you're going to deny it, don't waste my time, just SHUT UP." The amount of times I want to use that in real life is so high.

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal8765 5 років тому +2415

    People be complaining that the doctor is a girl but 9 - 12 be sassing like Queen Bs

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 5 років тому +32

      what you call sassy, I call snarky

    • @jarjared3522
      @jarjared3522 5 років тому +16

      Don't forget Doctors 1 - War

    • @harleyfuckingquinnbutilook3009
      @harleyfuckingquinnbutilook3009 5 років тому +4

      Amen

    • @jarjared3522
      @jarjared3522 5 років тому +55

      Although if Doctors 1 through War were featured, this video would be 45 minutes long at minimum.

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 5 років тому

      Yeah

  • @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger
    @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger 5 років тому +491

    "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???"
    "No I'm inside a Dalek"
    Followed by
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No......I kissed her mouth"

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 2 роки тому +154

    3:54 the irony being that there’s a fucking musical of back to the future now

  • @kikidrtm
    @kikidrtm Рік тому +47

    "What are ya gonna do? Moisturize me?"
    9 really went for the throat.😭

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 5 років тому +1349

    7:37
    Clara: "When you say 'mobile phone', why do you point at that blue box?"
    11th: "Because it's a surprisingly accurate description."

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 років тому +38

      Well, it does have a phone and it is very mobile. So it is a "Mobile Phone". Doctor wins. Savage Victory.

    • @existentialchild698
      @existentialchild698 4 роки тому +3

      @@Qardo r/wooosh

    • @silent04_
      @silent04_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@existentialchild698 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

    • @ernestogarcia3193
      @ernestogarcia3193 4 роки тому

      Menelik Eyasu more like r you a dumbass

    • @nadiaparamita101
      @nadiaparamita101 4 роки тому

      omg I just get it! XD
      (i know i'm late..heheh...)

  • @psychedelicgeekstudios9194
    @psychedelicgeekstudios9194 5 років тому +424

    "This is my lover, the King of France." "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time." MIC. DROP.

    • @jean-pierresmyth742
      @jean-pierresmyth742 5 років тому

      Took the words out of my mouth.

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 5 років тому +3

      @@jean-pierresmyth742 he's so sassy the Mic drops itself for him

  • @GusTheMcNugget
    @GusTheMcNugget 3 роки тому +21

    8:47 did the Doctor just- I'm speechless

  • @erika3405
    @erika3405 8 місяців тому +22

    i love how 9 and 10 are never outright sassy to rose they just simper over her so every other person gets the brunt of the sass

  • @ErynG
    @ErynG 5 років тому +545

    "We have an intruder"
    "How'd he get in... Intruder window......... B-bye"

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 5 років тому +11

      Even funnier, that wasn't even the first time that joke was made in the show

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 років тому +9

      *Yeet*

    • @yoshi2699
      @yoshi2699 5 років тому +1

      Or maybe intruder-door

    • @Jackgames-vg7cw
      @Jackgames-vg7cw 5 років тому

      Nega Mewtwo but they first time it was it it wasn't funny

    • @adjcheeseball
      @adjcheeseball 5 років тому +1

      Yeet!

  • @tome_1701
    @tome_1701 Рік тому +45

    "Can you just hurry up please or i'll hit you with my shoe" Is literally my favourite twelve line ever

  • @shogun2215
    @shogun2215 2 роки тому +88

    This proves why the writing was so much better under the two previous showrunners.

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce 5 років тому +394

    "I'm dying, Doctor..."
    "Yeah, you keep saying that, you keep not dying.. Can you give it some welly?" 😂

    • @Hannah-ck2xt
      @Hannah-ck2xt 5 років тому +2

      best quote ever 😂

    • @rachelrose7632
      @rachelrose7632 5 років тому +2

      Nice quote but I’m kinda scared of ur prof pic

  • @generalartist420
    @generalartist420 5 років тому +729

    No the doctor predicted our Thicc memes. I can die in peace now.

    • @b_.k.h.r._xe9900
      @b_.k.h.r._xe9900 5 років тому +57

      Oh please he didn't predict them he clearly went forward in time and lived through them. Let's face it he probably created them.

    • @sarahgallagher7014
      @sarahgallagher7014 5 років тому +29

      I like this theory. Think he did it on the same night. Just so he could come back and make that joke.

    • @alaztor1490
      @alaztor1490 5 років тому +8

      @@sarahgallagher7014 Probably he readed this commentary section too

    • @leblanc69069
      @leblanc69069 5 років тому +5

      T H I C C

    • @Swenglish
      @Swenglish 5 років тому +6

      Comments like this make me uncertain if kids these days even know "thick" used to mean "unwilling to think or see things from a different perspective", short for "thickheaded"... I'd like to think yes and they're in on the pun potential, but it's hard to tell for sure.

  • @TheAkumuKing
    @TheAkumuKing 2 роки тому +92

    Seems like a tradition to come back to this video every so often.

  • @TheAmazingElk
    @TheAmazingElk 2 роки тому +332

    This video and the Doctor being high on regeneration energy both are the only two videos that got me into Doctor who. Thank you 😊

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat 5 років тому +817

    you forgot
    ten: this man you’re marrying, what’s his name?
    donna: lance :)
    ten: good luck, lance
    donna: OI

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 5 років тому +40

      cat Donna: no stupid Martian is gonna keep me from getting married TO HELL WITH YOU!
      Doctor: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not from Mars...

  • @melchardcaranto4675
    @melchardcaranto4675 Рік тому +10

    2:02
    "I am talking!"
    "AND I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!"

  • @argenthellion
    @argenthellion 8 місяців тому +3

    "I demand to know who you are!"
    IIII DOOONT KNOOOOOOW!!!!!

  • @OkuriLucy
    @OkuriLucy 5 років тому +216

    "They are creatures from another world"
    "Really? Wow!"
    I love it

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 5 років тому +3

      LOL Meanwhile, he's also from another world XD

  • @luc1fer798
    @luc1fer798 5 років тому +632

    "how do you people manage one heart, it is PITIFUL"

    • @dawnsfairy
      @dawnsfairy 5 років тому +2

      The Soulless 82 alright reaper? How’s mei

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 роки тому +7

      The way he spat out pitiful is the best

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan 4 роки тому +4

      And then when Karen rolled her eyes, it seemed more like a Nebula response than an Amy response

  • @baltazarcarmona1193
    @baltazarcarmona1193 4 роки тому +32

    "you are out of your mind!"
    *"nOoOo, iM iNsIdE a dAlEk"*

  • @chloewoewie
    @chloewoewie 2 роки тому +55

    "why do you have to reach for a shelf" "alright gotta go im going to be late" "for a shelf" never not laughed at that