I Googled Myself And Hated What I Found

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  • @veloc.raptor9136
    @veloc.raptor9136 4 роки тому +6529

    "pretty young woman simply identified as Laura"
    From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 4 роки тому +512

      pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor

    • @arukaru2434
      @arukaru2434 4 роки тому +83

      batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet

    • @alyssax6013
      @alyssax6013 4 роки тому +60

      I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 4 роки тому +58

      I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young

    • @inkstain3562
      @inkstain3562 4 роки тому +25

      Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor

  • @tsukiko2027
    @tsukiko2027 5 років тому +4696

    "I don't reveal much about myself"
    *Continues to give body measurements*

    • @alyssolotl
      @alyssolotl 5 років тому +33

      Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes

    • @truelygreg
      @truelygreg 4 роки тому +6

      I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more

    • @catherineschuyler4532
      @catherineschuyler4532 4 роки тому +3

      I’ll give you one too

    • @cm09888
      @cm09888 4 роки тому +3

      I will as well

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 4 роки тому +2

      Your 6th reply now

  • @certified_pinapple_cookie6044
    @certified_pinapple_cookie6044 4 роки тому +7988

    Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!"
    Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*

    • @nojustno4209
      @nojustno4209 4 роки тому +262

      *I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 4 роки тому +206

      I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.

    • @grilledcheese5000
      @grilledcheese5000 4 роки тому +253

      Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 роки тому +11

      No? Just, no? Yes

    • @grilledcheese5000
      @grilledcheese5000 4 роки тому +2

      @BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?

  • @almondcatlady1342
    @almondcatlady1342 4 роки тому +3986

    “There’s a picture and garbage”
    **sad nutcracker noises**

    • @FoxInYourBox
      @FoxInYourBox 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @semelinapitrone8688
      @semelinapitrone8688 3 роки тому +15

      This needs more likes.

    • @Stella-nl9jv
      @Stella-nl9jv 3 роки тому +94

      The nutcracker doesn't count as a decoration, he's a living organism

    • @KimdraStBiryukova
      @KimdraStBiryukova 3 роки тому +42

      It was pretty rude to say, honestly. Especially considering the nutcracker is A REAL BOY!!!

    • @VaurenX
      @VaurenX 3 роки тому +7

      I liked and unliked because 666 likes I can't ruin that

  • @saracarr3382
    @saracarr3382 5 років тому +8913

    I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.

    • @MeIsKate
      @MeIsKate 3 роки тому +799

      at least he told us his chest and waist measurements

    • @fancydood5292
      @fancydood5292 3 роки тому +524

      And the length of his arm

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 роки тому +556

      @@MeIsKate Good to know if I ever need to buy Danny a dress, i suppose

    • @kalistadunham3276
      @kalistadunham3276 2 роки тому +108

      @@royalblanket ya never know

    • @No.1RatedSalesman
      @No.1RatedSalesman 2 роки тому +84

      He said his birthday

  • @katatsumuri-san9588
    @katatsumuri-san9588 4 роки тому +5503

    Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?"
    Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs

    • @erenyeager-jr2ch
      @erenyeager-jr2ch 4 роки тому +98

      Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!

    • @kennedylarson2563
      @kennedylarson2563 4 роки тому +71

      You’re not supposed to say his name!

    • @cadychaos
      @cadychaos 4 роки тому +38

      The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed

    • @no-bc4jl
      @no-bc4jl 4 роки тому +48

      Got your nose!
      Wait what the heck?

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +7

      Kennedy Larson
      VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!

  • @canigetajoe1808
    @canigetajoe1808 4 роки тому +4733

    “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 4 роки тому +152

      Drew

    • @dougwarren5471
      @dougwarren5471 4 роки тому +28

      I

    • @canadiancommunist5161
      @canadiancommunist5161 4 роки тому +97

      He wouldn’t have to pay me to say that

    • @truelygreg
      @truelygreg 4 роки тому +37

      Doug Warren thanks for revealing yourself Doug

    • @noacaines
      @noacaines 4 роки тому +36

      I couldn't think of a name he doesnt have to pay drew, drew would say that for free

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 3 роки тому +2192

    The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video:
    - he was not born in Illinois, Georgia
    - his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million
    - he did not write dentro de mi
    - his body measurements
    - he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife

    • @urrakarodriguez803
      @urrakarodriguez803 3 роки тому +208

      His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’

    • @honeybunch29
      @honeybunch29 3 роки тому +165

      he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura

    • @Ash-cd5sj
      @Ash-cd5sj 2 роки тому +19

      His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth

    • @F0RLORN
      @F0RLORN 2 роки тому +13

      So, who does he live with in Atlanta?

    • @raine6621
      @raine6621 2 роки тому

      @@F0RLORN the nutcracker

  • @yiuume
    @yiuume 5 років тому +7876

    I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO

    • @OnionKnightRises
      @OnionKnightRises 5 років тому +705

      That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!

    • @ona512
      @ona512 5 років тому +267

      It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

    • @tlkinghdsluvr
      @tlkinghdsluvr 5 років тому +30

      @Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg

    • @MaddyIntravia
      @MaddyIntravia 5 років тому +95

      @@tlkinghdsluvr it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol

    • @phiasolessa415
      @phiasolessa415 5 років тому +7

      Width

  • @98joshuac
    @98joshuac 5 років тому +8211

    Danny: Does not want to flex on us
    Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke

    • @owen2643
      @owen2643 5 років тому +203

      It was sponsored

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 5 років тому +134

      IT WAS SPONSORED

    • @ziperichukiltix2970
      @ziperichukiltix2970 5 років тому +56

      Actually hun he spent 20,000 "GENIUS" 👌

    • @blubbarbs
      @blubbarbs 5 років тому +196

      @@ziperichukiltix2970 no at the end of the video he only spent $13k

    • @brunoglopes
      @brunoglopes 5 років тому +71

      Ziperichu Kiltix watch the video dude

  • @achannelwithaname3033
    @achannelwithaname3033 4 роки тому +1555

    “Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez

  • @moldyfish1007
    @moldyfish1007 3 роки тому +526

    I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice

  • @natalie.peyton
    @natalie.peyton 4 роки тому +2963

    😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?”
    No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them

    • @kristine9182
      @kristine9182 4 роки тому +227

      Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +30

      How tf do you do it then

    • @ale_03
      @ale_03 4 роки тому +162

      @@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +53

      @@ale_03oooooooh...
      Thats weird
      The more you know I guess

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 роки тому +25

      @@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny

  • @dexter-mkd6734
    @dexter-mkd6734 4 роки тому +4814

    Danny: I want to keep some things private.
    Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad

  • @dukeoffish5974
    @dukeoffish5974 4 роки тому +8111

    This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.

    • @cam5857
      @cam5857 4 роки тому +99

      Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool

    • @patricka3583
      @patricka3583 4 роки тому +50

      Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too

    • @patricka3583
      @patricka3583 4 роки тому +53

      Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself

    • @legomeister6966
      @legomeister6966 4 роки тому +10

      Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add

    • @shoyoby
      @shoyoby 4 роки тому +2

      fr

  • @Gwenwilliams0409
    @Gwenwilliams0409 3 роки тому +524

    imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended
    the sharer family: interesting...

  • @H3LL0K1TTYACID
    @H3LL0K1TTYACID 6 років тому +1891

    Laura: I thought we were married!
    Danny: We are married!
    Laura: Then what's this!
    Marital Status: Not married
    Wife: Laura

  • @pinkpanther6196
    @pinkpanther6196 5 років тому +1836

    Arms: 14 inches
    Ethnicity: could be anything really

    • @Hadahuda
      @Hadahuda 4 роки тому +2

      Reagan Laughlin LMAO FOR U
      I SAY LMAO FOR UUUUU I SAY LMAOOOOK FOR UUU

    • @rhilxn.2037
      @rhilxn.2037 4 роки тому +11

      @@Hadahuda o.o

    • @frugity9559
      @frugity9559 4 роки тому +5

      @@rhilxn.2037 .o.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому +25

      I say African American

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hadahuda :0

  • @emmaconder7854
    @emmaconder7854 4 роки тому +6267

    Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.

  • @amaya7466
    @amaya7466 2 роки тому +93

    I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 4 роки тому +7582

    Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a UA-camr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 4 роки тому +1978

    "Gender: male"
    "...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"

  • @darrylwhitefeather207
    @darrylwhitefeather207 5 років тому +4850

    Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?

    • @coreaball4198
      @coreaball4198 5 років тому +125

      Yes and no

    • @mellissagraham6521
      @mellissagraham6521 5 років тому +15

      Basic Pigeon lol

    • @cerysj3298
      @cerysj3298 5 років тому +34

      SPANISH PIGEONS

    • @reputaytion
      @reputaytion 5 років тому +17

      This made me laugh much harder than it should have XD

    • @WarlordMelon
      @WarlordMelon 5 років тому +3

      Basic Pigeon no iT is the Chanel of Danny Gonzales american nog A spanish singer

  • @Welch007
    @Welch007 4 роки тому +587

    THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA

  • @nikki1996ism
    @nikki1996ism 6 років тому +662

    I think Drew wrote the article

    • @DeepCFisher
      @DeepCFisher 6 років тому +22

      Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed

    • @andrewrogers9663
      @andrewrogers9663 6 років тому +3

      No I didn’t

    • @nikki1996ism
      @nikki1996ism 6 років тому

      DeepCFisherman same

  • @d1sasteroid
    @d1sasteroid 6 років тому +11758

    this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi

    • @jessicajanosky5483
      @jessicajanosky5483 6 років тому +25

      This is so sad carter play the cluckbait

    • @jaduhwaduh
      @jaduhwaduh 6 років тому +4

      😂

    • @kargleyjr0426
      @kargleyjr0426 6 років тому +2

      Jessica Janosky ok

    • @alexaboix1963
      @alexaboix1963 6 років тому +64

      I can't take that as a joke anymore. People in real life tell me to play music too much since my name is Alexa

    • @tk-sr5yh
      @tk-sr5yh 6 років тому +6

      Alexa Boix aww that sucks

  • @ellacasey7303
    @ellacasey7303 5 років тому +4683

    "I don't reveal my info"
    "My birthday is actually June 12th"

    • @citruscorvidae
      @citruscorvidae 5 років тому +259

      *proceeds to give us his body measurements*
      Sure you don't reveal your info 😂

    • @ellacasey7303
      @ellacasey7303 5 років тому +6

      Velvet Snail exactly

    • @ljdj7850
      @ljdj7850 5 років тому +20

      My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️

    • @ENZOerester
      @ENZOerester 5 років тому +6

      @@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...

    • @neptoro_o0o
      @neptoro_o0o 5 років тому +4

      I'm August 17th so sup

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 4 роки тому +295

    14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.

    • @mayapapaya02
      @mayapapaya02 3 роки тому +46

      no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 3 роки тому +2

      @@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 роки тому +9

      It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 2 роки тому +3

      @@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.

  • @drewgonzalez6709
    @drewgonzalez6709 4 роки тому +1235

    The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.

    • @humanph0bicyoutube844
      @humanph0bicyoutube844 4 роки тому +12

      wOw rEaLly?

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 роки тому +95

      Your profile has me reeling

    • @thecatwit
      @thecatwit 3 роки тому +89

      I thought you were kurtis drew and Danny simultaneously

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +57

      I didn't read your username and actually thought that Kurtis commented, your username makes it even better

    • @mvlligrvbs
      @mvlligrvbs 3 роки тому +6

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 I didn't look at the username either😅

  • @diggy5433
    @diggy5433 6 років тому +1683

    danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm

    • @diggy5433
      @diggy5433 6 років тому +122

      Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements

    • @kaylancooke9882
      @kaylancooke9882 6 років тому +14

      indigo I cringed

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu 6 років тому

      @@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic

  • @mightbeiguess
    @mightbeiguess 4 роки тому +1135

    So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....

    • @Objectsided
      @Objectsided 4 роки тому +28

      Lol

    • @fancydood5292
      @fancydood5292 3 роки тому +17

      I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height

  • @candyforestcosplay8258
    @candyforestcosplay8258 4 роки тому +147

    That open door kind of creeps me out

  • @logana1507
    @logana1507 4 роки тому +3409

    “Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon

    • @carae2945
      @carae2945 4 роки тому +234

      Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota

    • @TUNE-Editor
      @TUNE-Editor 4 роки тому +165

      I live in New Jersey, Texas

    • @lizzyhudson4963
      @lizzyhudson4963 4 роки тому +145

      Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!

    • @yeetusfetus2723
      @yeetusfetus2723 4 роки тому +125

      bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California

    • @zoeyc3855
      @zoeyc3855 4 роки тому +97

      I live in Florida, Conneticut.

  • @cameryndavis1955
    @cameryndavis1955 4 роки тому +726

    When he announced he didn’t have a kid, I was surprised I thought he would’ve told us sooner.

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 Рік тому +4

      He will have one soon if you haven't found out yet :)

  • @fuegus
    @fuegus 4 роки тому +1888

    His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown

    • @crabken4969
      @crabken4969 4 роки тому +133

      Look at his face and his nasel

    • @zora1138
      @zora1138 4 роки тому +178

      Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...

    • @aliafterhours
      @aliafterhours 4 роки тому +41

      @@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off

    • @zora1138
      @zora1138 4 роки тому +8

      @@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.

    • @wistermorldwide
      @wistermorldwide 4 роки тому +45

      Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet

  • @ms.maisieatyourservice3985
    @ms.maisieatyourservice3985 3 роки тому +102

    "Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12

  • @tidecovill6718
    @tidecovill6718 5 років тому +6307

    I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg

  • @cry1ingonion
    @cry1ingonion 4 роки тому +2559

    This is what danny is.
    You come
    You laugh
    You leave
    Or
    You come
    You laugh
    You binge for 10 hours straight

  • @cousinscollabxo1285
    @cousinscollabxo1285 5 років тому +14635

    “danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this

    • @katsuragj408
      @katsuragj408 5 років тому +69

      This comment sux
      Edit: i was a little kid when commented this but the comment still sucks

    • @sorenthefunkyman
      @sorenthefunkyman 5 років тому +900

      Plot twist:
      this comment doesn't suck

    • @eveykrushensky2928
      @eveykrushensky2928 5 років тому +90

      that was a sport to read

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 5 років тому +276

      My bet is on drew

    • @bruh-wc9sy
      @bruh-wc9sy 5 років тому +281

      that just means HE wrote it

  • @QahnaarinDovah
    @QahnaarinDovah 3 роки тому +220

    The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead

  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 6 років тому +218

    For some reason, I was legit weirded out by the thought that y’all could have had a kid running around off screen this whole time.

  • @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
    @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 5 років тому +2776

    Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!

    • @quackybinx9072
      @quackybinx9072 5 років тому +116

      Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +57

      @@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 5 років тому +11

      My net worth is 0

    • @mikudayoo
      @mikudayoo 5 років тому +11

      @@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 5 років тому +2

      @@mikudayoo I feel that

  • @theluxalpha
    @theluxalpha 4 роки тому +514

    I feel like this article was written by a fangirl

  • @AppleJackss.
    @AppleJackss. 3 роки тому +101

    Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.

  • @blxssom_kd
    @blxssom_kd 6 років тому +1330

    Marital Status: Unmarried
    Wife: Laura
    ....
    who wrote this?!

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 6 років тому +13

      Zara Dunn me

    • @dabee8833
      @dabee8833 6 років тому +4

      Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic

    • @dabee8833
      @dabee8833 6 років тому +7

      Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 років тому +6

      😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂

    • @prisonmike2860
      @prisonmike2860 6 років тому +1

      Zara Dunn My dog.

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 5 років тому +1947

    I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”

    • @commandohazelnuts
      @commandohazelnuts 4 роки тому +48

      If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!

    • @Pyrodxd
      @Pyrodxd 4 роки тому +4

      @@vanessaguerra9888 they are

    • @suxzne
      @suxzne 4 роки тому +2

      Sophia B omg😭

    • @user-uq9oh4yg2z
      @user-uq9oh4yg2z 4 роки тому +5

      @@vanessaguerra9888
      a boy = greg
      a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)

  • @esteec
    @esteec 5 років тому +557

    i cant breathe he measured his arm length wise instead of measuring around his bicep

  • @exceptionally8224
    @exceptionally8224 3 роки тому +35

    “The UA-camr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.”
    No, men can love him too.

  • @jaz9677
    @jaz9677 6 років тому +399

    Danny is 24 yeads old...
    Danny is... 24 years old...
    Danny is....
    *wait what*

  • @nuggetnougat
    @nuggetnougat 4 роки тому +3630

    Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 4 роки тому +198

      I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up

    • @bilbo2k45
      @bilbo2k45 4 роки тому +136

      Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.

    • @nuggetnougat
      @nuggetnougat 4 роки тому +91

      @@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)

    • @xxxacu
      @xxxacu 4 роки тому +14

      I'm wheezing.

    • @cameryndavis1955
      @cameryndavis1955 4 роки тому +53

      6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh

  • @vibhab191
    @vibhab191 6 років тому +2541

    _wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_

    • @juhlis5586
      @juhlis5586 6 років тому +11

      Vibha B hey that's not what he says

    • @goobie23
      @goobie23 6 років тому +24

      Smirk just exposed you Vibha

    • @vibhab191
      @vibhab191 6 років тому +22

      Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now?
      *_GASP_*

    • @goobie23
      @goobie23 6 років тому +19

      Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 6 років тому +5

      Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao

  • @diorlemos7882
    @diorlemos7882 3 роки тому +144

    Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...

    • @gustly8242
      @gustly8242 3 роки тому +8

      It’s just a dress hanging in a closet with the light off

    • @greysecho
      @greysecho 3 роки тому +17

      i think its a shower curtain ;-;

    • @sai-gn7kg
      @sai-gn7kg 3 роки тому +4

      Its a shower curtain

    • @Bubby21
      @Bubby21 3 роки тому +2

      Shower curtain

    • @mayapapaya02
      @mayapapaya02 3 роки тому

      curtain

  • @thenovakillers1834
    @thenovakillers1834 5 років тому +762

    Somewhere there’s a crazy fan like, “ IT’S HAPPENING!!!!! He’s giving us the measurements!!!!!

  • @mdungan
    @mdungan 5 років тому +789

    "...and a free 30 day free trial"
    hmm... yes, the floor here is made of floor.

    • @epicherbs8084
      @epicherbs8084 4 роки тому +4

      may
      300th like

    • @prathamdave5849
      @prathamdave5849 4 роки тому +3

      420 so I'm not gonna disturb it,sorry

    • @bonquavious
      @bonquavious 4 роки тому +7

      ah yes, the air in this room... is *a i r*

    • @dragonispurple6075
      @dragonispurple6075 4 роки тому +7

      @@bonquavious hm... I've noticed that the walls are.... W a l l s

    • @bonquavious
      @bonquavious 4 роки тому +8

      Purple Dragon Animations I’ve noticed that the anti-vax people... are dead to this world.

  • @Vysard
    @Vysard 5 років тому +439

    Danny: "...Even my dog's getting excited about it. H-honestly a little too excited, that's enough outta you Peanut."
    Peanut: *boof*

  • @sakuraabby
    @sakuraabby 3 роки тому +56

    the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨
    me as a female: hUh?

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 роки тому

      you're both right

  • @jennysayquack1730
    @jennysayquack1730 6 років тому +669

    *He is blessed with distinctive features that make it impossible for any lady not to love him*

    • @cocochii2769
      @cocochii2769 6 років тому +8

      Nikita Rebel that part in the video played as I read this

    • @jennysayquack1730
      @jennysayquack1730 6 років тому +2

      @@cocochii2769 lol 😂😂

    • @IshCaracal
      @IshCaracal 6 років тому

      @@cocochii2769 same! 😂

    • @yorbasfett
      @yorbasfett 6 років тому

      1:32

    • @willows6114
      @willows6114 6 років тому

      Coralflos Gaming Same Lmao

  • @potatonerd5236
    @potatonerd5236 5 років тому +1363

    I find it really funny how you and my dad share a birthday. His name just happens to be Greg. 😂😂

  • @AlonePringles
    @AlonePringles 5 років тому +762

    Me, watching this video as I make my lifesized danny replica after I find out the measurements are wrong:
    Aw crap.

    • @badawiii1429
      @badawiii1429 5 років тому +7

      A creeper!

    • @oi7305
      @oi7305 5 років тому +14

      @@badawiii1429 aww man

    • @elivdb
      @elivdb 5 років тому +8

      E.Claire so we back in the mine

    • @kylar1042
      @kylar1042 5 років тому +9

      @@elivdb Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side.

    • @elelanimations4736
      @elelanimations4736 5 років тому +3

      @@Sunflower_Moominsheads up
      you hear a sound, turn around and look up

  • @ruththedog_
    @ruththedog_ 3 роки тому +16

    Danny: "This is a classic UA-cam trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video

  • @helloitsme5638
    @helloitsme5638 5 років тому +189

    When Laura says “ ok” (14:14) you look like a toddler that just had a meltdown

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 5 років тому +1237

    14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 років тому +7

      @@sadie7593 Yeah it's not too bad.

    • @vibraphoneplayer73
      @vibraphoneplayer73 5 років тому +7

      Blankroomsoup.avi

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 5 років тому +1

      @@vibraphoneplayer73 lmao

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 5 років тому +2

      I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS it’s not just the bicep lmao it’s two thirds tricep

    • @Sendarra
      @Sendarra 5 років тому +3

      @@sadie7593 they mean wrapped around lmao

  • @arianna6501
    @arianna6501 5 років тому +1644

    "He flaunts a set of beautiful blue eyes and brown hair"
    *his hair is hazel*

  • @usmanplayz8858
    @usmanplayz8858 3 роки тому +26

    I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂

    • @kxlissa
      @kxlissa 2 роки тому +2

      me too lol that was smart ad placement

    • @noideawhoiam3855
      @noideawhoiam3855 2 роки тому

      Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.

    • @xxdrippinghaloxx1712
      @xxdrippinghaloxx1712 Рік тому

      Same lol

    • @DaRealLunarVoid
      @DaRealLunarVoid Рік тому

      @@kxlissafr

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment Рік тому

      it got me too

  • @MissCuteAndLovely
    @MissCuteAndLovely 5 років тому +2994

    *GREG*
    *G* = Impossible for
    *R* = any Lady
    *E* = not to
    *G* = love him

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 роки тому +147

      Gimpossible for
      Rany Lady
      Enot to
      Glove him
      ?

    • @slushu_6865
      @slushu_6865 4 роки тому +92

      Dylan Leonine
      No, it spells:
      G= Impossible for
      R= any Lady
      E= not to
      G= love him

    • @noel.friedrich
      @noel.friedrich 4 роки тому +34

      @@DylanLeonine come on

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 роки тому +31

      @@noel.friedrich Where are we going?

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 роки тому +25

      @@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o

  • @Deathproof73
    @Deathproof73 6 років тому +614

    *They forgot to mention that Greg is the fastest growing family on UA-cam*

    • @lhaegreenleaf
      @lhaegreenleaf 6 років тому +1

      Alina Nicole I don't think u got the joke mate

  • @Max-ni9gw
    @Max-ni9gw 4 роки тому +1212

    “Dentro de mi” means “inside of me” in Spanish.

  • @whambamcam
    @whambamcam 3 роки тому +12

    i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago

  • @mackenziemeyerhofer6600
    @mackenziemeyerhofer6600 6 років тому +383

    _thinks they meant the length of his arms_

  • @molly-hannahx5287
    @molly-hannahx5287 6 років тому +787

    Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*

  • @stinky6227
    @stinky6227 5 років тому +840

    “Well I better get back to packing”
    *picks up dog*
    “ where does this go? In my mouth?”
    Danny 2019

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted 5 років тому +8

      emibuns 8824 i mEan-
      That was in 2018
      But-

    • @kaos450
      @kaos450 5 років тому

      emibuns 8824 ya

    • @islagordon1989
      @islagordon1989 5 років тому +1

      _Danny Gonzalez 2k19_

    • @abbeyjoness_4894
      @abbeyjoness_4894 5 років тому

      Time stamp?

    • @freepickup4311
      @freepickup4311 5 років тому +1

      Yes since I’m Asian the dog actually goes in my mouth

  • @fandomreader1774
    @fandomreader1774 3 роки тому +27

    12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol

  • @miaschannel1
    @miaschannel1 6 років тому +201

    They always ask “What’s up Greg” but never “How’s up Greg” :(

    • @anaise4388
      @anaise4388 6 років тому +7

      They never cared...

    • @Danny-Gonzalez
      @Danny-Gonzalez  6 років тому +60

      They never ask “whys up greg?”

    • @anaise4388
      @anaise4388 6 років тому +1

      Danny Gonzalez danny!!

    • @miaschannel1
      @miaschannel1 6 років тому +3

      Who’s up Greg? Seriously who is Up Greg he keeps coming to my house and I’m really scared

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 6 років тому

      I'll do you one better, who's up greg?

  • @sniffmaster3000
    @sniffmaster3000 5 років тому +303

    I swear when/if Danny and Laura have a kid, boy or girl, their name better be Greg

    • @dionysus06
      @dionysus06 4 роки тому +9

      Phineas and Ferb is on TV rn

    • @hibye1681
      @hibye1681 4 роки тому +7

      Alexxa Recordzz we don’t care

    • @dionysus06
      @dionysus06 4 роки тому +5

      @@hibye1681 so do your parents

    • @hibye1681
      @hibye1681 4 роки тому +2

      Alexxa Recordzz common knowledge

    • @ailis7777
      @ailis7777 4 роки тому +3

      Gregorina

  • @gabydelales1854
    @gabydelales1854 5 років тому +607

    WHY IS NO KNE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM

  • @reptilerabbit8651
    @reptilerabbit8651 4 роки тому +69

    "Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him"
    Danny looks like Male_citizen_07

  • @FinneasJedidiah
    @FinneasJedidiah 5 років тому +887

    Wait, do people really not know when he and his wife got married? I literally spent 5 minutes on her Instagram and found that they got married on July 1, 2017

    • @YanieSicard
      @YanieSicard 4 роки тому +72

      Price Walker and they started dating in 2010

    • @oceanmanjotarokujo8574
      @oceanmanjotarokujo8574 4 роки тому +54

      THEY MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY AS MY BIRTHDAY! I FEEL SO BLESSED

    • @sonyastelmak3296
      @sonyastelmak3296 4 роки тому +13

      that's my little brother's birthday lol
      (not the year)

    • @mae_0013
      @mae_0013 4 роки тому +2

      Whats her IG?

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 роки тому +6

      Jasmine Kwak laaauuurraaaaa with some amount of those letters, that's not exact
      You can probably find her tagged in some post of Danny's

  • @phoenixqueen6506
    @phoenixqueen6506 6 років тому +1360

    "We're the fastest growing channel on UA-cam...don't look that up..."
    *Furiously typing in Google.*

  • @Tlake49
    @Tlake49 6 років тому +497

    1:33, hey jacksfilms, didn’t expect to see you here

    • @lemontube1610
      @lemontube1610 6 років тому +6

      Tristan Lake oh come on that’s just mean

    • @sophiaphilip_
      @sophiaphilip_ 6 років тому +13

      Ahaha that’s literally what I thought 😂😂😂

    • @breadsticks471
      @breadsticks471 6 років тому +18

      m'forhead

    • @Reallytallsocks
      @Reallytallsocks 6 років тому

      Bruh.

    • @snag3822
      @snag3822 6 років тому +1

      Tristan Lake FUCK IM LITERALLY WHEEZING

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght Рік тому +5

    laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk

  • @invisiblesoup8943
    @invisiblesoup8943 6 років тому +768

    "where does this go again? in my mouth?"
    "oH mY gOD..." 😂
    "great."

  • @kayden6099
    @kayden6099 6 років тому +8788

    wait Danny's not 13?

    • @kayden6099
      @kayden6099 6 років тому +399

      then how old is greg???

    • @nickymcthicky4871
      @nickymcthicky4871 6 років тому +245

      kk he's a fetus.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 років тому +288

      Nah he's 14 dude did you not hear his song

    • @izabelea7733
      @izabelea7733 6 років тому +176

      i thought he was 8

    • @a1v4
      @a1v4 6 років тому +138

      he’s just got a young face

  • @dubondewpie
    @dubondewpie 6 років тому +1833

    What Do You Hear?
    Danny or Laura

  • @Gabewackywizard
    @Gabewackywizard 2 роки тому +10

    the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42

  • @rhiannah
    @rhiannah 6 років тому +1578

    wait he’s 24? legit thought he was 17

    • @KubzElhan
      @KubzElhan 6 років тому +62

      Death Berry don’t fucking insult people for no reason. Just because they’re confused dip shit.

    • @larissaroc
      @larissaroc 6 років тому +3

      same skksks

    • @Cynicaall
      @Cynicaall 6 років тому +47

      No worries, he has a young face. He looks really young to a lot of people, no need to call names lol

    • @ginahogeland6140
      @ginahogeland6140 6 років тому

      You're a fucking dumbass

    • @sarakling939
      @sarakling939 6 років тому +4

      I thought he was 15...

  • @random_boi_5006
    @random_boi_5006 5 років тому +339

    Article: his channel boasts more than 600000 subs
    Danny: no it doesn’t
    Me: yes it do

  • @HereWeAre101
    @HereWeAre101 6 років тому +890

    Doing a college visit at Georgia Tech this weekend and this video is all I can think about. I don't want to do my schooling at Georgia Tech, but I would like to graduate from there, just like you!

    • @gracecassidy8992
      @gracecassidy8992 6 років тому +16

      Em It's an excellent school, you should come!

    • @haydenamerrick
      @haydenamerrick 6 років тому +4

      Nah fam. Come to UGA a good education and people actually have fun here as well.

    • @haydenamerrick
      @haydenamerrick 6 років тому +11

      I’m just messing. Go wherever you fit best or you’re gonna hate being there. Always do the campus visit. Hope the college hunt goes well.

    • @atomickilljoy66
      @atomickilljoy66 6 років тому +11

      Do it you'll amass a fortune of $500-$5 million

    • @bluntsbdsm324
      @bluntsbdsm324 6 років тому

      Go to UGA and get an actual education lol

  • @geoffreygill5849
    @geoffreygill5849 3 роки тому +22

    I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share

  •  6 років тому +355

    Middle school girls have _way_ too much time on their hands and that last article is proof lmao

  • @MissPeanut2002
    @MissPeanut2002 4 роки тому +824

    The fact that there is no 'THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW' feels so wrong

    • @leviansle6942
      @leviansle6942 4 роки тому +13

      That's a treat and he only some times does that

    • @asei231
      @asei231 4 роки тому +70

      @@leviansle6942 no, this is actually an old outro. His new outro is "This video is over now" and the reason he changed it and also the reason some videos endings are covered with that happy royalty free music is copyright.

    • @leviansle6942
      @leviansle6942 4 роки тому +3

      @@asei231 umm ok bit I don't care

    • @asei231
      @asei231 4 роки тому +59

      @@leviansle6942 I just wanted u to know that it's not something he does occasionally damn chill

    • @ryanrex5327
      @ryanrex5327 4 роки тому +37

      @@leviansle6942 wow being kind of a bitch huh

  • @laurenwall3902
    @laurenwall3902 6 років тому +680

    *i thought he was 50 and married*
    *good thing he’s 13 and has a wife*

  • @bigman1163
    @bigman1163 3 роки тому +4

    It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.

  • @hhhh-pz9uj
    @hhhh-pz9uj 4 роки тому +803

    11:33
    “it’s impossible for any *lady* not to love him”
    lesbians: am i a joke to you

  • @starlourr
    @starlourr 6 років тому +448

    Marital status: unmarried
    Wife name: Laura
    So basically he’s not married but he’s married to Laura
    That makes perfect sence

    • @margot356
      @margot356 6 років тому +5

      Sophia Sunflower *sense

    • @zohriabibi3109
      @zohriabibi3109 6 років тому

      ya i am senseable

    • @mardhiyah3915
      @mardhiyah3915 6 років тому

      basically

    • @atmnnn
      @atmnnn 6 років тому +2

      He's Lauraed.

    • @madistrudel
      @madistrudel 6 років тому

      I'm so confused is he married I don't think so

  • @destrogamer9645
    @destrogamer9645 4 роки тому +1990

    Can we get a face reveal? You're hiding too much from us.

  • @abbus_wabbus7767
    @abbus_wabbus7767 Рік тому +19

    the fact they have a kid now 🎉

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 6 років тому +216

    Danny's mom wrote that article

  • @rachelrose7632
    @rachelrose7632 5 років тому +2290

    Some random guy: so… how’s the wife?
    Danny: oh I don’t have one
    Some random Guy: aw that sucks dude… did u get a divorce then?
    Danny: no, she’s called Laura tho. If u were interested
    Some random guy: but u said u didn’t have a wife
    Danny: no, I don’t have a wife. And she’s called Laura
    Some random guy: …

    • @spooks5195
      @spooks5195 5 років тому +23

      Heather Rose why did I like.. snort laugh at this 😂

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 років тому +15

      I don’t get it. I must be stupif

    • @melynnacandido6365
      @melynnacandido6365 5 років тому +3

      ?

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 років тому +14

      Never mind I do I just read this before this part 😂😂

    • @burntrice4418
      @burntrice4418 5 років тому

      @@aovcarrd9080 it was a joke

  • @broadwaybandito2480
    @broadwaybandito2480 5 років тому +127

    “Illinois, Georgia.”
    That makes sense.