Dane Cook- Atheist Sneeze

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  • @lucifer8424
    @lucifer8424 13 років тому +124

    the ending is like the pure definition of irony

  • @PotterGeek24
    @PotterGeek24 15 років тому +99

    once he's paper...print the bible on him
    LMFAO I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!

  • @AxMist12
    @AxMist12 4 роки тому +64

    This joke plus his energy and constant change in tone is just too good

  • @JonwithnoH0823
    @JonwithnoH0823 4 роки тому +32

    "He's laughing at ME, he's gonna come back as a fucking FICUS!"

    • @Actors317
      @Actors317 4 місяці тому

      Johnny Weeping Willow over here

  • @Racingirl911
    @Racingirl911 12 років тому +40

    LMAO!! He never ceases to amaze me with his humor!! He make me laugh til my stomach muscles hurt!!!! Um...God bless you, Dane!! LOL!!!

  • @ddr_drogba777
    @ddr_drogba777 4 роки тому +13

    First two minutes, i was like it ain't funny!
    & Then came the end, LMFAO

  • @alonectorch
    @alonectorch 4 роки тому +13

    came for just the sneeze

  • @archetypervb
    @archetypervb Рік тому +9

    As an atheist who hates atheists who act like that, I find this absolutely hilarious.

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it ain't bad. I come back once in a while to have a laugh.

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 4 місяці тому +1

      Shit is mad annoying they give us a bad name

  • @jordanflores5687
    @jordanflores5687 2 роки тому +7

    Even as an atheist that's fk'n hilarious

  • @skylerbrown359
    @skylerbrown359 3 роки тому +7

    0:16
    *This post was made by jallerbo gang*

  • @sappho7278
    @sappho7278 2 роки тому +3

    I'm agnostic but the joke was funny. Dane Cook was always underrated as a comedian just because he got so popular, it seemed like jealousy. But it's amazing to watch him work. He can keep a whole stadium absolutely riveted and laughing and entertained with just a tiny stage and a microphone.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I came here from the “Your Mom’s House” podcast clip. People do start to hate when you’re just everywhere all the time. At the end it rlly made sense when Christina whispers “Kevin Hart” into the mic. I felt for Dane. I remember the hate and folks calling him a joke thief. Super shitty considering most were the the same people dying laughing at his jokes from Shorties Watching Shorties/Specials.

  • @Matty4eva2000
    @Matty4eva2000 14 років тому +44

    im an atheist and i found that funny

  • @eyemanforlife
    @eyemanforlife День тому

    Dane cook is so underrated

  • @shortbuschick1462
    @shortbuschick1462 13 років тому +4

    i freaking love dane cook!

  • @shpongle1234
    @shpongle1234 15 років тому +3

    Your powers of argumentation stun me.

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki Рік тому

    I can't believe the people that don't like Dane,he's awesome 🔥

  • @hannahheartsedward
    @hannahheartsedward 14 років тому +7

    I love this skit. We now have a group of Evangelical Atheists at my university lol. They call themselves the Secular Student Association, but I like my friend's term of "Evangelical Atheists" better lol. And they meet on Sunday nights.

  • @SaevioCorta
    @SaevioCorta 11 років тому

    I'm amazed people understood enough of that to upvote it.

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 2 роки тому +1

    0:16 PHUHHH!

  • @THEWOLFE-007
    @THEWOLFE-007 2 роки тому +1

    THRU ALL THE COMEDIANS THAT I HAVE ENJOYED AND IMPERSONATED Over the Decades--THAT WAS NOT ONLY SMASH-UP!! HILARIOUS, BUT TOTALLY THOUGHT=PROVOKING, MY FRIENDS!!!

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому

    An atheist in spring does not a tree become. They just get really snotty!

  • @TalkingCrazyPodcsst
    @TalkingCrazyPodcsst Рік тому

    DANE COOK : REDEMPTION

  • @theloneone381
    @theloneone381 Рік тому +2

    0:16

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому

    she does give discounts to the handicapped. the greater the handicap the greater the discount. she's got a really big heart and she also get's some sort of tax break for it. and she really loves her job.

  • @Jazzy1892
    @Jazzy1892 13 років тому

    He is so funny!!!! I luv him!!!!!!!!

  • @XXbrassXknucklesXX
    @XXbrassXknucklesXX 14 років тому +1

    Dane Cook is so great,
    And people that think he sucks,
    I'd like to see you accomplish what he has,
    Become a multimillionaire by telling jokes.
    Do it, I dare you.
    Dane Cook is god.

  • @mimimurlough
    @mimimurlough 15 років тому

    Noone is asking me, but his vision on death is equally ridiculous as that of the atheist.

  • @estrella15051
    @estrella15051 15 років тому +1

    you go dane!!! :)

  • @dacejaunzeme4849
    @dacejaunzeme4849 4 роки тому

    Brilliant! :-D

  • @OEMPlus
    @OEMPlus 14 років тому

    @mordesmortes oh cram it. comedy is 90% delivery 10% material.

  • @vivianmoore7131
    @vivianmoore7131 4 роки тому

    He is so cute 😍

  • @Truthiness231
    @Truthiness231 15 років тому

    Yeah I'd recommend Jesus myself; that guy trims hedges better than any other landscaper in my area.

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Breathing meaning different words means wake and breath again

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому

    scp-2718 wants to
    know your location

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 роки тому

    I thought he was gonna be made into tissues.

  • @BeekillerJohanna
    @BeekillerJohanna 14 років тому

    In Finnish language we don't have the problem of what to say to a sneezing atheist, because what we say to people who sneeze is not a religious blessing, it can be said to anyone regardless of their beliefs or lack of them.
    In Finnish we say "Terveydeksi" (~ into health), implying that we wish that whatever ailment made you sneeze will soon release its hold of you, turning sickness into health.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 роки тому +1

      I suppose it does come from “being blessed by God” or “blessed are the meak” but most folks just say “Bless you” nowadays and it took on another definition like “Bringing relief to the contrast of a previous experience.” We love messing with words through generations. I.E. That’s a “hot” looking person/that person looks like “hot garbage.” I could go on forever and then start with “cool.” 😂

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 Рік тому +1

      Danes say "prosit". No clue what it means, i think it's french or something

  • @Rohanthefirst
    @Rohanthefirst 11 років тому

    Wow.. religious tolerance, for different opinions, at its purest

  • @LuvMiMusic13
    @LuvMiMusic13 12 років тому

    Makes you wonder whether that guy saw this.... If he did, how do you think he would react?

  • @RHDZ3
    @RHDZ3 14 років тому

    I can't see how people think this guy is funny.

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Since I die 89 Born in 88 I'm 31 years I'm eternal in sleep when wake I resurrect my coma death I stay between heaven and hell I stay eternal will wake 7 days of death rest

  • @BradReddekopp
    @BradReddekopp 15 років тому +1

    People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

    • @FreakinSweet1987
      @FreakinSweet1987 2 роки тому +1

      I know, right? What kind of moron thinks they're gonna become a tree after they die?

  • @34LOLWTF
    @34LOLWTF 3 місяці тому

    Love this special so much. Say what you want about Dane. The dude had the world in his hands for a bit. Watching this always takes me back to a time where it seemed like everyone was having a lot more fun and judging a lot less.

  • @BeekillerJohanna
    @BeekillerJohanna 14 років тому

    @BeekillerJohanna Although the Finnish exprassion "Terveydeksi" translated literally to English won't produce a good saying, imagine how WTF people are going to be when someone says "into health" when they sneeze. However, saying "for health" might be easier to take into to use. Example:
    Guy sneezes. You say "For health". He goes "Huh?" and you say "Yeah, for health, as in 'I wish what made you sneeze makes way for health'". He goes "Oh, ok, thanks." You win at being polite and unoffensive.

  • @surpss
    @surpss 11 років тому

    this joke is pure gold

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    A person who is Catholic cannot believe in nothing but resurrect breathing

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Believe in my great grandmother

  • @Manon109
    @Manon109 15 років тому

    Well if i didn't watch it i wouldn't know if I like it would I? Now i know i don't, this has to happen from time to time.

  • @AlternaGirl13
    @AlternaGirl13 15 років тому +1

    You know, it's funny how almost any video that contains somethingabout God or Atheism or Christianity or the like, in the comments sections there's always a debate going on about it. Can't you just enjoy something? I'm a Christian, but still just enjoy a funny joke, really it's not that hard. Can't we all just get along?

  • @jey12345
    @jey12345 15 років тому +1

    I'm not an atheist, but I agree with you about that guy "taking his chances" and not being faithful. haha

  • @Notsorandomnumbers
    @Notsorandomnumbers 15 років тому

    That is clever.

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Resurrect means breathing

  • @Thatonefangir1YT
    @Thatonefangir1YT 21 день тому

    I came here from jallerbo and awfulfawful XD

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 4 роки тому

    Why the hell is there an IGN logo at the bottom right? Didn't know they were Dane Cook fans.

  • @Tyssilago
    @Tyssilago 15 років тому

    ^THIS!

  • @CosmerenautNaydra
    @CosmerenautNaydra 14 років тому +2

    Isn't it sad that even before looking anywhere below the video I knew this was going to turn into a debate of some sort...

  • @popcornbutter100
    @popcornbutter100 15 років тому +1

    luv this one
    gud summary =)
    i love the jk at the end, '' then once he's paper, u print the BIBLE on him'' ahahahaha luv that =)
    gud job on this !!

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 15 років тому

    Awesome XD

  • @TheDansonT
    @TheDansonT 4 роки тому

    Golden comedy

  • @QuackersClocksYT
    @QuackersClocksYT 4 роки тому +1

    jallerbo?

  • @wind2259
    @wind2259 2 роки тому

    There's some of the story missing from this act

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    And real Catholic

  • @EdenRiot2
    @EdenRiot2 Рік тому

    The irony for me is that entire scenario is way more plausible than anything in the Bible.

    • @settingsun3470
      @settingsun3470 Рік тому

      Um dude the Bible is the most historically corroborated collection of writings in history but sure believe whatever you want to believe

    • @EdenRiot2
      @EdenRiot2 Рік тому

      @@settingsun3470 Interesting. Expound.

  • @travisflagler3371
    @travisflagler3371 4 роки тому

    If this joke came out today I couldn’t even imagine the number of people that would be triggered by it.

    • @lynxcore8992
      @lynxcore8992 4 роки тому +2

      Okay boomer

    • @kaden-bone8097
      @kaden-bone8097 3 роки тому +2

      @@lynxcore8992 tf does that even mean, "ok boomer" like how long were you drooling on your keyboard before you decided to say that.

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaden-bone8097 prob the same amount of time it took your drooling nigga ass took to get your username like that. Like your some 50cent. LOL

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 3 роки тому +1

      Who? Christians? You know Christians hated dane cook? His dumpy ass prob stole that joke from Carlos Mencia.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 роки тому

      Really? To me this seemed way lighter than the jokes we hear now. Now Carlin/Murphy/Pryor said some things that would trigger some folks but we have Chappelle that helps stand up for the right and the liberties artist just can’t do without. And I’m not anti-lgbtq+, I’m actually very pro, I just know if that cancel culture wins and a comedian can’t say something because it’s offense than musicians are next, then the color orange.. It’s all or eventually it’s nothing.

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому

    who doesn't?

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому

    @elsponger26
    your pronoun
    1.(a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea.
    2.one's (used to indicate that one belonging to oneself or to any person): The consulate is your best source of information. As you go down the hill, the library is on your left.

  • @lovesphilosophy
    @lovesphilosophy 15 років тому

    you make me laugh

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Guess what I got a credit card computer

  • @jophismarch6108
    @jophismarch6108 3 роки тому

    Wait....UA-cam still allows freedom of speech? I shocked..

  • @silverjay4455
    @silverjay4455 4 роки тому

    Coronavirus origin

  • @CapitalistOverlord
    @CapitalistOverlord 14 років тому

    @guitaristcdc002
    That's because he's the average Christian.

  • @NHLChunky
    @NHLChunky 15 років тому

    once hes paper you print the bible on him lol

  • @twilightgirl6271
    @twilightgirl6271 15 років тому +1

    @sdawson105 Amen! lolz i'm just like you also. i believe in god and i do love him. :)

  • @mordesmortes
    @mordesmortes 14 років тому

    @cookies7103 um left field much? How is war related to this at all? Also actually using English to respond might be helpful.

  • @RobertChatman
    @RobertChatman 15 років тому +1

    if the joke were funny, i would definitely.

  • @Chevy_Marie
    @Chevy_Marie 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂

  • @Dub4Yah
    @Dub4Yah Місяць тому

    Everyone please read the Bible!

  • @xBXRxAaron
    @xBXRxAaron 15 років тому

    How do you prove something like God wrong? I don't know of any scientific test that can prove a supernatural being to not exist.

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому

    not only is she good but she is paid well for !@#$er too.

  • @SlowBrakes
    @SlowBrakes 14 років тому

    dane cook isnt funny, but this joke was his best.

  • @Truthiness231
    @Truthiness231 15 років тому

    Actually Yahweh is the god of the Christian bible and Allah is the name of the Muslim god. They all come from one man's concept (Abraham's), but they are both named differently and have completely separate rules from that of Jehovah (Jehovah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him, Yahweh doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and his son (which is him, I guess), and Allah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and Muhammad, for example).

  • @Oceanus57
    @Oceanus57 15 років тому

    Mostly the world was built by engineers and architects, who'd be just as brilliant with or without a dopey religious society.

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому

    2 word post?

  • @sudikai
    @sudikai 13 років тому +1

    why does everyone hate dane cook? hes awesome

  • @9Speed
    @9Speed 13 років тому

    @MetalHead420100 Everybody makes Dane Cook look like an amateur

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    But got say something bad about church

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    So sorry let explained something

  • @littleburp
    @littleburp 4 роки тому

    LOL!!!!!

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    Not a tree staying pray with the girl I love eternal so like nobody has to die by a tree I don't believe him

  • @mordesmortes
    @mordesmortes 14 років тому

    @anonazero yup and he can't deliver

  • @benkelley4704
    @benkelley4704 Рік тому

    Didn't laugh. Laughed after the video finished.

  • @red95isback
    @red95isback 15 років тому

    lol @ you print the bible on him
    funny

  • @Yourallowedtosmile
    @Yourallowedtosmile Рік тому

    Ironic

  • @MetalHead420100
    @MetalHead420100 13 років тому +1

    this isn't funny. i just came from a great george carlin video....he makes Dane cook look like a fuckin amatuer haha

    • @XxThePhantomFreezexX
      @XxThePhantomFreezexX 2 роки тому

      Carlin wasnt a comedian he wuz a philosopher who happened to be funny

  • @Yamhal
    @Yamhal 15 років тому

    hahhaaa lol.

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

    They kill my great grandmother

  • @Harq4LAda
    @Harq4LAda 14 років тому +1

    that makes no sense at all.

  • @HoneNui
    @HoneNui 29 днів тому

    Aidens Cringe

  • @srpjr3795
    @srpjr3795 15 років тому

    lol

  • @Mmunchies
    @Mmunchies 15 років тому

    @jdubmchs
    lol, you are living by the word of god only because you want to rake your chances. Yea thats really faith for ya lol. Practice a religion JUST IN CASE its true lol. I think a response could be...if you are wrong than you wasted your actual life following a fictional human made concept. You could be right, but if god knows all, he knows your not actually faithful and only "taking your chances"

  • @GodMode.W
    @GodMode.W 14 років тому

    I am the 100 person who disliked this