I'm agnostic but the joke was funny. Dane Cook was always underrated as a comedian just because he got so popular, it seemed like jealousy. But it's amazing to watch him work. He can keep a whole stadium absolutely riveted and laughing and entertained with just a tiny stage and a microphone.
Yeah, I came here from the “Your Mom’s House” podcast clip. People do start to hate when you’re just everywhere all the time. At the end it rlly made sense when Christina whispers “Kevin Hart” into the mic. I felt for Dane. I remember the hate and folks calling him a joke thief. Super shitty considering most were the the same people dying laughing at his jokes from Shorties Watching Shorties/Specials.
I love this skit. We now have a group of Evangelical Atheists at my university lol. They call themselves the Secular Student Association, but I like my friend's term of "Evangelical Atheists" better lol. And they meet on Sunday nights.
THRU ALL THE COMEDIANS THAT I HAVE ENJOYED AND IMPERSONATED Over the Decades--THAT WAS NOT ONLY SMASH-UP!! HILARIOUS, BUT TOTALLY THOUGHT=PROVOKING, MY FRIENDS!!!
she does give discounts to the handicapped. the greater the handicap the greater the discount. she's got a really big heart and she also get's some sort of tax break for it. and she really loves her job.
Dane Cook is so great, And people that think he sucks, I'd like to see you accomplish what he has, Become a multimillionaire by telling jokes. Do it, I dare you. Dane Cook is god.
In Finnish language we don't have the problem of what to say to a sneezing atheist, because what we say to people who sneeze is not a religious blessing, it can be said to anyone regardless of their beliefs or lack of them. In Finnish we say "Terveydeksi" (~ into health), implying that we wish that whatever ailment made you sneeze will soon release its hold of you, turning sickness into health.
I suppose it does come from “being blessed by God” or “blessed are the meak” but most folks just say “Bless you” nowadays and it took on another definition like “Bringing relief to the contrast of a previous experience.” We love messing with words through generations. I.E. That’s a “hot” looking person/that person looks like “hot garbage.” I could go on forever and then start with “cool.” 😂
Since I die 89 Born in 88 I'm 31 years I'm eternal in sleep when wake I resurrect my coma death I stay between heaven and hell I stay eternal will wake 7 days of death rest
Love this special so much. Say what you want about Dane. The dude had the world in his hands for a bit. Watching this always takes me back to a time where it seemed like everyone was having a lot more fun and judging a lot less.
@BeekillerJohanna Although the Finnish exprassion "Terveydeksi" translated literally to English won't produce a good saying, imagine how WTF people are going to be when someone says "into health" when they sneeze. However, saying "for health" might be easier to take into to use. Example: Guy sneezes. You say "For health". He goes "Huh?" and you say "Yeah, for health, as in 'I wish what made you sneeze makes way for health'". He goes "Oh, ok, thanks." You win at being polite and unoffensive.
You know, it's funny how almost any video that contains somethingabout God or Atheism or Christianity or the like, in the comments sections there's always a debate going on about it. Can't you just enjoy something? I'm a Christian, but still just enjoy a funny joke, really it's not that hard. Can't we all just get along?
Really? To me this seemed way lighter than the jokes we hear now. Now Carlin/Murphy/Pryor said some things that would trigger some folks but we have Chappelle that helps stand up for the right and the liberties artist just can’t do without. And I’m not anti-lgbtq+, I’m actually very pro, I just know if that cancel culture wins and a comedian can’t say something because it’s offense than musicians are next, then the color orange.. It’s all or eventually it’s nothing.
@elsponger26 your pronoun 1.(a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea. 2.one's (used to indicate that one belonging to oneself or to any person): The consulate is your best source of information. As you go down the hill, the library is on your left.
Actually Yahweh is the god of the Christian bible and Allah is the name of the Muslim god. They all come from one man's concept (Abraham's), but they are both named differently and have completely separate rules from that of Jehovah (Jehovah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him, Yahweh doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and his son (which is him, I guess), and Allah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and Muhammad, for example).
@jdubmchs lol, you are living by the word of god only because you want to rake your chances. Yea thats really faith for ya lol. Practice a religion JUST IN CASE its true lol. I think a response could be...if you are wrong than you wasted your actual life following a fictional human made concept. You could be right, but if god knows all, he knows your not actually faithful and only "taking your chances"
the ending is like the pure definition of irony
once he's paper...print the bible on him
LMFAO I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!
This joke plus his energy and constant change in tone is just too good
"He's laughing at ME, he's gonna come back as a fucking FICUS!"
Johnny Weeping Willow over here
LMAO!! He never ceases to amaze me with his humor!! He make me laugh til my stomach muscles hurt!!!! Um...God bless you, Dane!! LOL!!!
First two minutes, i was like it ain't funny!
& Then came the end, LMFAO
came for just the sneeze
YES
Jailerbo?
@@useoleon4852 yeah
As an atheist who hates atheists who act like that, I find this absolutely hilarious.
Yeah, it ain't bad. I come back once in a while to have a laugh.
Shit is mad annoying they give us a bad name
Even as an atheist that's fk'n hilarious
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I'm agnostic but the joke was funny. Dane Cook was always underrated as a comedian just because he got so popular, it seemed like jealousy. But it's amazing to watch him work. He can keep a whole stadium absolutely riveted and laughing and entertained with just a tiny stage and a microphone.
Yeah, I came here from the “Your Mom’s House” podcast clip. People do start to hate when you’re just everywhere all the time. At the end it rlly made sense when Christina whispers “Kevin Hart” into the mic. I felt for Dane. I remember the hate and folks calling him a joke thief. Super shitty considering most were the the same people dying laughing at his jokes from Shorties Watching Shorties/Specials.
im an atheist and i found that funny
Me also, but not funny , I was hoping to laugh
Had me cackling on the floor 😂
Dane cook is so underrated
i freaking love dane cook!
Your powers of argumentation stun me.
I can't believe the people that don't like Dane,he's awesome 🔥
I love this skit. We now have a group of Evangelical Atheists at my university lol. They call themselves the Secular Student Association, but I like my friend's term of "Evangelical Atheists" better lol. And they meet on Sunday nights.
That's so fuckin cringe god damn
kinda cringe ngl
I'm amazed people understood enough of that to upvote it.
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THRU ALL THE COMEDIANS THAT I HAVE ENJOYED AND IMPERSONATED Over the Decades--THAT WAS NOT ONLY SMASH-UP!! HILARIOUS, BUT TOTALLY THOUGHT=PROVOKING, MY FRIENDS!!!
An atheist in spring does not a tree become. They just get really snotty!
DANE COOK : REDEMPTION
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she does give discounts to the handicapped. the greater the handicap the greater the discount. she's got a really big heart and she also get's some sort of tax break for it. and she really loves her job.
He is so funny!!!! I luv him!!!!!!!!
Dane Cook is so great,
And people that think he sucks,
I'd like to see you accomplish what he has,
Become a multimillionaire by telling jokes.
Do it, I dare you.
Dane Cook is god.
Noone is asking me, but his vision on death is equally ridiculous as that of the atheist.
you go dane!!! :)
Brilliant! :-D
@mordesmortes oh cram it. comedy is 90% delivery 10% material.
He is so cute 😍
yeah for a 21 year old *clears throat coughs*
Yeah I'd recommend Jesus myself; that guy trims hedges better than any other landscaper in my area.
Breathing meaning different words means wake and breath again
scp-2718 wants to
know your location
I thought he was gonna be made into tissues.
In Finnish language we don't have the problem of what to say to a sneezing atheist, because what we say to people who sneeze is not a religious blessing, it can be said to anyone regardless of their beliefs or lack of them.
In Finnish we say "Terveydeksi" (~ into health), implying that we wish that whatever ailment made you sneeze will soon release its hold of you, turning sickness into health.
I suppose it does come from “being blessed by God” or “blessed are the meak” but most folks just say “Bless you” nowadays and it took on another definition like “Bringing relief to the contrast of a previous experience.” We love messing with words through generations. I.E. That’s a “hot” looking person/that person looks like “hot garbage.” I could go on forever and then start with “cool.” 😂
Danes say "prosit". No clue what it means, i think it's french or something
Wow.. religious tolerance, for different opinions, at its purest
Makes you wonder whether that guy saw this.... If he did, how do you think he would react?
I can't see how people think this guy is funny.
Since I die 89 Born in 88 I'm 31 years I'm eternal in sleep when wake I resurrect my coma death I stay between heaven and hell I stay eternal will wake 7 days of death rest
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
I know, right? What kind of moron thinks they're gonna become a tree after they die?
Love this special so much. Say what you want about Dane. The dude had the world in his hands for a bit. Watching this always takes me back to a time where it seemed like everyone was having a lot more fun and judging a lot less.
@BeekillerJohanna Although the Finnish exprassion "Terveydeksi" translated literally to English won't produce a good saying, imagine how WTF people are going to be when someone says "into health" when they sneeze. However, saying "for health" might be easier to take into to use. Example:
Guy sneezes. You say "For health". He goes "Huh?" and you say "Yeah, for health, as in 'I wish what made you sneeze makes way for health'". He goes "Oh, ok, thanks." You win at being polite and unoffensive.
this joke is pure gold
Gold Jerry Gold I tell Ya!
A person who is Catholic cannot believe in nothing but resurrect breathing
Believe in my great grandmother
Well if i didn't watch it i wouldn't know if I like it would I? Now i know i don't, this has to happen from time to time.
You know, it's funny how almost any video that contains somethingabout God or Atheism or Christianity or the like, in the comments sections there's always a debate going on about it. Can't you just enjoy something? I'm a Christian, but still just enjoy a funny joke, really it's not that hard. Can't we all just get along?
I'm not an atheist, but I agree with you about that guy "taking his chances" and not being faithful. haha
That is clever.
Resurrect means breathing
I came here from jallerbo and awfulfawful XD
Why the hell is there an IGN logo at the bottom right? Didn't know they were Dane Cook fans.
^THIS!
Isn't it sad that even before looking anywhere below the video I knew this was going to turn into a debate of some sort...
luv this one
gud summary =)
i love the jk at the end, '' then once he's paper, u print the BIBLE on him'' ahahahaha luv that =)
gud job on this !!
Awesome XD
Golden comedy
jallerbo?
There's some of the story missing from this act
And real Catholic
The irony for me is that entire scenario is way more plausible than anything in the Bible.
Um dude the Bible is the most historically corroborated collection of writings in history but sure believe whatever you want to believe
@@settingsun3470 Interesting. Expound.
If this joke came out today I couldn’t even imagine the number of people that would be triggered by it.
Okay boomer
@@lynxcore8992 tf does that even mean, "ok boomer" like how long were you drooling on your keyboard before you decided to say that.
@@kaden-bone8097 prob the same amount of time it took your drooling nigga ass took to get your username like that. Like your some 50cent. LOL
Who? Christians? You know Christians hated dane cook? His dumpy ass prob stole that joke from Carlos Mencia.
Really? To me this seemed way lighter than the jokes we hear now. Now Carlin/Murphy/Pryor said some things that would trigger some folks but we have Chappelle that helps stand up for the right and the liberties artist just can’t do without. And I’m not anti-lgbtq+, I’m actually very pro, I just know if that cancel culture wins and a comedian can’t say something because it’s offense than musicians are next, then the color orange.. It’s all or eventually it’s nothing.
who doesn't?
@elsponger26
your pronoun
1.(a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea.
2.one's (used to indicate that one belonging to oneself or to any person): The consulate is your best source of information. As you go down the hill, the library is on your left.
you make me laugh
Guess what I got a credit card computer
Wait....UA-cam still allows freedom of speech? I shocked..
Coronavirus origin
@guitaristcdc002
That's because he's the average Christian.
once hes paper you print the bible on him lol
@sdawson105 Amen! lolz i'm just like you also. i believe in god and i do love him. :)
@cookies7103 um left field much? How is war related to this at all? Also actually using English to respond might be helpful.
if the joke were funny, i would definitely.
😂😂😂
Everyone please read the Bible!
How do you prove something like God wrong? I don't know of any scientific test that can prove a supernatural being to not exist.
not only is she good but she is paid well for !@#$er too.
dane cook isnt funny, but this joke was his best.
Actually Yahweh is the god of the Christian bible and Allah is the name of the Muslim god. They all come from one man's concept (Abraham's), but they are both named differently and have completely separate rules from that of Jehovah (Jehovah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him, Yahweh doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and his son (which is him, I guess), and Allah doesn't want you to praise anyone but him and Muhammad, for example).
Mostly the world was built by engineers and architects, who'd be just as brilliant with or without a dopey religious society.
2 word post?
why does everyone hate dane cook? hes awesome
@MetalHead420100 Everybody makes Dane Cook look like an amateur
But got say something bad about church
So sorry let explained something
LOL!!!!!
Not a tree staying pray with the girl I love eternal so like nobody has to die by a tree I don't believe him
@anonazero yup and he can't deliver
Didn't laugh. Laughed after the video finished.
lol @ you print the bible on him
funny
Ironic
this isn't funny. i just came from a great george carlin video....he makes Dane cook look like a fuckin amatuer haha
Carlin wasnt a comedian he wuz a philosopher who happened to be funny
hahhaaa lol.
They kill my great grandmother
that makes no sense at all.
Aidens Cringe
lol
@jdubmchs
lol, you are living by the word of god only because you want to rake your chances. Yea thats really faith for ya lol. Practice a religion JUST IN CASE its true lol. I think a response could be...if you are wrong than you wasted your actual life following a fictional human made concept. You could be right, but if god knows all, he knows your not actually faithful and only "taking your chances"
I am the 100 person who disliked this