633? those are rookie numbers I myself have Over 3000 hours. But it is really cool to see Boris has it, I was thinking about gifting it to him since he said he like these kinds of game and I thought he might be able to get some good content out of it. I hope he does.
@@Bluest_Berry some asswipes think living Jesus Christ and God is a sign of weakness . I'm with you , I love my creator and repent for all my horrible things I have done ,
@@HCSilver They did for me. Toggling didn't help, but it's not like I can't understand Boris without them. I wouldn't be surprised if the subs were dying because of my settings somehow.
Yesterday night I wondered where Fulltime Boris went. And here you are, with a new fun video 🙂 PS: The subtitles stopped at 5:25 (I really need this for your little talk about Bioshock :D Back than, as I watched the game on YT, I wasn't shocked by the ending.)
That run as he runs out the door laughing at the beginning absolutely slays me! Your videos are, and have always been, a delight to watch! I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate you as a creator and your uploads! You're a good guy, and it's been a pleasure seeing everything you've done over the years!
As someone who's been patiently building an entire city in Minecraft on a 2012 laptop, I can confirm that laptops are anything but gaming devices. Glad to see you Boris still uploading, your videos make my day :D
i recently got myself a 150 euro laptop aswell. but i got it used, and got a 6th gen i7, 16 gigs of ram, and it even has a discrete graphics card. the gt 940M. also had a 500gb samsung nvme drive for 150 euro it was an amazing deal
You can buy a still very powerful 6th/7th gen computer for cheap. I got myself a desktop for $200 with a 7th gen i5 and recently bought a graphics card for $115 to put into it.
4:04 only thing faster than me searching boris' steam name to leave a funny comment on his profile is everyone else updating their profiles to look like him edit: would you believe me if i told you i was playing factorio while i was watching boris play factorio
For those who don't know, one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky devs, Volodymyr Yezhov, was killed in action by defending the city of Bakhmut recently. To honor this person in my way it is again a reason to play the game. Happy new year folks!
Average being born in the 2000's experience except we had used laptops not brand new ones lol Also, super happy you're still making videos :) I've been keeping up with all your videos for the last year specifically and I know nobody has any clue how hard it is for you sometimes but I think you've really moved a lot of people
I'm so glad you're still posting, Boris! You inspired me to buy my own Adidas tracksuit and sneakers, along with learning quite a bit of Russian when i was younger. I adore your content and wish you am amazing new year's eve!!
Hi Boris, thank you for the good content! Unfortunately for me the subtitles broke around 9:18 minutes in. I am one of your watchers who loves your dedication to subtitles and I know you'll be sad to know that UA-cam negated your hard work for the latter 3rd of the video. I was REALLY interested to hear about your thoughts on Bioshock, so maybe that's a video idea? Comparing video game plots, whatever plot exists. Anyway, thank you for the delightful vid!
If you don't intend on playing triple As this is actually not half bad, well with the SSD upgrade at least. Or some other OS than Windows. But better get a used one, like @bodek suggested in the comments. I got an Thinkpad X1 Carbon 1. Gen for 150 € from the store, you can now even get newer generations for that price in perfect condition.
A while ago I had a really bad laptop like the one in the video, after I figured how to install Linux and optimise the system I could decently play some older games. Thanks for the memorys Boris!
Boris! The subs are missing from the video after you went to put the SSD into the tower (around 5:59). Just wanted to let you know as new viewers may have difficulty. Keep up the good work!
Great low end gaming tech review! You’ve made me reconsider whether I might be able to turn my old silver 2012 Dell laptop into a Slavic gaming machine instead of a door stop or boat anchor 😁👍🏼👍🏼
Hi Boris, cool video. One thing I noticed is that your AiO cooling is installed wrong. The hoses should be facing down, otherwise the pump will wear out much quicker because of some air thats still in the radiator (they never pump out all the air during manufacturing process). Just search for ”aio orientation” on YT and u will know what I mean. Cheers! 😊
OK, I didn't know I needed santa Boris cackling and running off in my life, but I did. I'm already on the floor laughing and I'm only 30 seconds in, blin this is going to be a good one 😂😂
damn i ran a 250€ hp notebook myself for 2 years i feel a throwback boris :D well i surely did upgrade but hey its always good to see people warn others ( in a funny way for you) from cheaping out there ^^ anyway nice video and happy new year boris
this is so relatable, I have a Windows pc and I can barely play Minecraft on it without it lagging terribly, the Sims 3 works sometimes but comes up with errors on the launcher page, and the Sims 4 makes unravel crash when I try to click on a level 😭😭
The best exlamation I've ever heard is back! "PERKELE SIMULATOR 5000!" On another note, does that thing play back full quality youtube etc. videos? If yes, it could be a replacement for my 15 years old laptop for a not a lot of money... Although, I probably could maybe get something better for the same money if I bought used...
@@iwannadie2574 Any recommendations? I'm seriously looking for something that can handle at least the 1080p youtube videos that my 15 yrs old laptop can not handle... 480 is ok, 720 sometimes, but more than that is turns into a bad slideshow... Edit: now that I think about it, I may need something that works for the next 15 years for me... So that... thing... is probably better left alone...
@@colezane4 Laptop processors are mostly hampered by their slim cooling solutions and therefore need to limit their performance in order to not set themselves on fire. Better cooling = processor doesnt limit itself = better performance Highly doubt its gonna do anything for chromebook-tier laptops though
@@colezane4 not much, because this is such a bottom barrel CPU it's most certainly locked at 5 or 15W. Better entry level CPUs could do 15/35W or 35/45W configuration
Aahhh..the holidays can now begin in earnest!! Boris, his Christmas/holiday tree and Slavic Santa have arrived! Thanks for another great video I can listen to while working in the kitchen! Happy and prosperous New Year!!
I just had to use my laptop for 2 days while I was waiting for a new PSU, all I can say is thank god for geforce now :P it was far from perfect, but to think that it would've literally been _impossible_ to do that 5-10 years ago.. definitely improved
I absolutely do not mind having the subtitles in CC instead of printing them in the video. I know how time consuming it must be to do that for every video, and I'm fine with this style going forward.
just saw your other video about how the algorithm isn't recommending your vids, boris. just wanted to say that I love your content and will still watch anyway. stay strong!
I tried reading Metro 2033 after playing the games a few years ago. Very, very difficult for me to get thru the first 30 pages, and the exposition of the outposts/tunnel system/locations was never ending. I never finished it. Made me rethink the concept of "The book is always better"
I can't get over how a large section of the first chapter is just one long exposition dump about the Red Line and the Hanza. Not sure how much of it is simply a quirk of the Russian language and how much of it is the author just straight up exposition dumping alot.
@@missZoey5387 Dude, it was ENDLESS names of notable people, rebels, soldiers, generals, (and another equally long exposition about the enemy faction) before explaining the intricacies of the Metro system and ALL THE CHECKPOINT NAMES/LOCATIONS. I realized about 40 or so pages in that I didn't care about what I was reading.
@@MisterOcclusion honestly dude this comment thread did a lot to seat doubts I had about "me just not getting it" etc. I'm glad to know it was equally hard to follow for other people. (well, not really, it's a good story, I don't wish it difficult to understand for anyone...)
Last year I bought an HP Envy 17" laptop which has a built-in graphics card (which means it's not dedicated, which means it's not very good) - so it can only handle games that aren't that demanding on the graphics card - but then, I traded it in for an Alienware laptop - and this thing was a monster, it ran EVERYTHING on highest settings that I tried to play and destroyed several benchmark tests - but then I realized: it has a 1 hour battery life at most when unplugged...it's really heavy...it's really loud...the space bar squeaks EVERY TIME I press it...and I usually don't even play games on my laptop. I took it back and got the HP Envy again - and I'm glad I did. Even though it can't game nearly as well, I don't mind - the sound is better, the keyboard is better, and it works for what I need to use it for, which is mostly school at this point. Good to know there's a computer that...uh...can use the internet, I guess....if this one crashes, that even I can afford ;)
UA-cam didn't recommend me this video at first but I watched it after seeing you talking about it in today's video. Thought it was a pretty great vid. I used to play games on a old laptop too but finally build a great gaming pc a year or so ago. You can never go back!
Average budget to spend in games in 2023
A true Slav pirates games to save up on semechki
>spending money on videogames outside of multiplayer-only titles
@@marcuso7350 Ikr, hilarious 😂
Especially if you can emulate nearly everything.
EXCEPT FOR BLOODBORNE DAMNIT
Agree
I have already spend more in my mobile game lol. No regrets though, the game is still awesome
I really hope Boris can open a P.O box again in the future so we can send him aid and goodies.
@@openphoto Who said anything about "mayonez"? The level is proportional to the average population, anyway.
*aids
I do enjoy sending him glass shards and leaky card board! Nothing says I love you quite like that.
Please open up the P.O. Box again, and keep up the good work!
I promise not to send a box of rotten garbage.
"What do you want, human boi?" ... Santa is not human, confirmed.
Well yeah, "jolly old elf".
Santa clause is 🐻 busting in house eating blin and leaving gift 💩.
Hes not a human but hes a slavta comrade
I love your budget hardware reviews. They are always so entertaining.
Your Factorio time is insane.
You see, once you start playing factorio, you will never stop…
Factorio is virtual crack
Seems normal to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, the factory must grow.
633? those are rookie numbers I myself have Over 3000 hours. But it is really cool to see Boris has it, I was thinking about gifting it to him since he said he like these kinds of game and I thought he might be able to get some good content out of it. I hope he does.
I have 3000 hours in the game, im at the point I cant tell my paying hours vs letting the factory run while I'm asleep
Knowing that Boris has all the achievements in Factorio makes me happy
I am surprised at what you can do with a $30 laptop, a $120 operating system, and 8 hours of waiting. Happy new year Boris.
If 2023 doesn’t give this channel what it deserves I will personally fight it with my bare hands
*Bear
Use the claws
I'm with you comrade!
shall I join the fight?
We had one like this, 1 year later it went 5x as thick due to battery swelling. Returned.
You're lucky you could return it before it exploded in your face xD
you get what you pay for
I think mine is starting to do the same.
Thank you for reviewing my gaming setup!
Honestly, didn't even realize there weren't subtitles. I guess I've watched enough to understand the Language of Boris.
lol!...i've never needed em..but..since he asked..i went back & turned em on. Shocking cos...nothing was mis-spelled!
Me neither
I need them
Thanks for uploading Boris. You always make my day!
Bot
@@Panchoproductions2069 shut up, This person is not a bot
It is not your day , my day , there day , it's is everyone's day .
@Panchoproductions2069 Am I not allowed to show support to a creator I enjoy? Does that make me a bot?
@@Bluest_Berry some asswipes think living Jesus Christ and God is a sign of weakness . I'm with you , I love my creator and repent for all my horrible things I have done ,
Perfect for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
YAY BORIS IS BACK WAS WORRIED ABOUT YA BUDDY
Ah, cheap gaming gear for a possible cheap year, I approve!
Having the subtitles on youtube is amazing!
but only when swearwords aren't censored and the captions are complete
Did the CC stop halfway through for any one else?
@@HCSilver They did for me. Toggling didn't help, but it's not like I can't understand Boris without them. I wouldn't be surprised if the subs were dying because of my settings somehow.
@@righteothenable They are not finished
@@spaceacepl4636 Is the former a new stipulation or something? I haven't made a video in a few years and I -almost- always caption my videos.
Yesterday night I wondered where Fulltime Boris went. And here you are, with a new fun video 🙂
PS: The subtitles stopped at 5:25 (I really need this for your little talk about Bioshock :D Back than, as I watched the game on YT, I wasn't shocked by the ending.)
Good to see you still uploading Boris.
This is an excellent reminder that PC gamings come a long way and even on the most budget budget you can probably play SOMETHING
Finally video from Boris, Now Christmas can be fun
Yes, a Christmas miracle!
That run as he runs out the door laughing at the beginning absolutely slays me! Your videos are, and have always been, a delight to watch! I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate you as a creator and your uploads! You're a good guy, and it's been a pleasure seeing everything you've done over the years!
What you mean cheapest laptop? This is high technology! xaxa
Да, the laptop looks pretty good
As someone who's been patiently building an entire city in Minecraft on a 2012 laptop, I can confirm that laptops are anything but gaming devices.
Glad to see you Boris still uploading, your videos make my day :D
i recently got myself a 150 euro laptop aswell.
but i got it used, and got a 6th gen i7, 16 gigs of ram, and it even has a discrete graphics card. the gt 940M. also had a 500gb samsung nvme drive
for 150 euro it was an amazing deal
That's pretty impressive. Good for you.
You scored a pretty solid gaming machine.
Now go rush B blin!
Bro that's better then my pc i3 8gb ram I do have 1060 though
That's a huge deal! Where can I get one?
You can buy a still very powerful 6th/7th gen computer for cheap. I got myself a desktop for $200 with a 7th gen i5 and recently bought a graphics card for $115 to put into it.
4:04 only thing faster than me searching boris' steam name to leave a funny comment on his profile is everyone else updating their profiles to look like him
edit: would you believe me if i told you i was playing factorio while i was watching boris play factorio
Excellent as always, Mr. Boris! 🎄✨
Ayyyy! Comrade Boris uploaded! You really make my day good!
well after watching video, I sleep… is 00:00 in my country 😅
Good night from uk!
I am so happy to see Boris back after all this time! 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪
@LifeofBoris-___ this is the second time your fake account has tried this, go bother someone else
For those who don't know, one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky devs, Volodymyr Yezhov, was killed in action by defending the city of Bakhmut recently. To honor this person in my way it is again a reason to play the game. Happy new year folks!
This video is a Christmas present from you to us, and I am so happy. Thanks, Boris!
Merry Christmas, Boris, and thank you for countless years of fun and hard work. I tip my ushanka to you, a mortal to a legend.
10:09 that was a pretty good Perkele i must admit.
that thing fought for its life just turning on
Average being born in the 2000's experience except we had used laptops not brand new ones lol
Also, super happy you're still making videos :) I've been keeping up with all your videos for the last year specifically and I know nobody has any clue how hard it is for you sometimes but I think you've really moved a lot of people
Thanks for making these, Boris. I think your videos brighten more people's days than you might know.
I remember gaming on laptop. Best lifehack was to have the smallest window possible. Fullscreen was killing fps.
I'm so glad you're still posting, Boris! You inspired me to buy my own Adidas tracksuit and sneakers, along with learning quite a bit of Russian when i was younger. I adore your content and wish you am amazing new year's eve!!
Hi Boris, thank you for the good content! Unfortunately for me the subtitles broke around 9:18 minutes in. I am one of your watchers who loves your dedication to subtitles and I know you'll be sad to know that UA-cam negated your hard work for the latter 3rd of the video. I was REALLY interested to hear about your thoughts on Bioshock, so maybe that's a video idea? Comparing video game plots, whatever plot exists.
Anyway, thank you for the delightful vid!
Welcome back, comrade! We are always glad to see you.
I wish you a 2023 full of Cheeki Breeki and happiness.
You know it's gonna be a good day when boris uploads
Nice pfp
Incredible experiment here. Love this video
This makes me feel better at my laptop struggling to keep 20fps in Witcher 3
nice to see you again boris, merry christmas!! glad to know you're not on the streets, i hope you are doing well
If you don't intend on playing triple As this is actually not half bad, well with the SSD upgrade at least. Or some other OS than Windows.
But better get a used one, like @bodek suggested in the comments. I got an Thinkpad X1 Carbon 1. Gen for 150 € from the store, you can now even get newer generations for that price in perfect condition.
¡Gracias!
For the Kompot!
A while ago I had a really bad laptop like the one in the video, after I figured how to install Linux and optimise the system I could decently play some older games. Thanks for the memorys Boris!
Boris! The subs are missing from the video after you went to put the SSD into the tower (around 5:59). Just wanted to let you know as new viewers may have difficulty. Keep up the good work!
@LifeofBoris_____ Get fucked, you impersonating charlatan. Reported you to YT, and I hope the REAL Boris BANS YOUR ASS.
That Space Cadet Pinball reference made my day. Anyone who remembers playing that game as a kid is good on my list.
that was my childhood!
My childhood Pinball.
Mother of god 8TB SSD?
Probably cost 10 times that laptop.
It's like putting a golden apple in a shitty apple cake
Merry Christmas Boris, I wish you good fortune and favor next year and always. Rooting for you!
Great low end gaming tech review! You’ve made me reconsider whether I might be able to turn my old silver 2012 Dell laptop into a Slavic gaming machine instead of a door stop or boat anchor 😁👍🏼👍🏼
if it takes any upgrades, put in the best cpu compatible, extra ram and an ssd, 2012/2015 games should run fine on low-mid settings
Run emulators on it
Hi Boris, cool video. One thing I noticed is that your AiO cooling is installed wrong. The hoses should be facing down, otherwise the pump will wear out much quicker because of some air thats still in the radiator (they never pump out all the air during manufacturing process). Just search for ”aio orientation” on YT and u will know what I mean. Cheers! 😊
This is problem with western operators, Slavic gamers have SLAV on there side
OK, I didn't know I needed santa Boris cackling and running off in my life, but I did. I'm already on the floor laughing and I'm only 30 seconds in, blin this is going to be a good one 😂😂
Hope everything is going fine, from middle Italy thank you for making fun and interesting stuff, happy new year and take care
Thanks for yet another funny video Boris. Love your stuff :)
boris is way too exited to end 2022 that he time traveled in the future to make this video
This is a new level of procrastination. Just do it in the future and send it to the past to upload and reap benefits of
I love the bioshock hot take being not only on point but also having a +1
Privacy filter gopnik edition is my favorite 😁
Thank you for uploading on the last day of year :)
Just a new fan but you really made my day ❤
Don't stop uploading Boris:)
damn i ran a 250€ hp notebook myself for 2 years
i feel a throwback boris :D well i surely did upgrade but hey its always good to see people warn others ( in a funny way for you) from cheaping out there ^^
anyway nice video and happy new year boris
Awesome video, as always! Although, there seems to be a small problem with subtitles? They disappear around the 7 min mark
They aren't finished yet
this is so relatable, I have a Windows pc and I can barely play Minecraft on it without it lagging terribly, the Sims 3 works sometimes but comes up with errors on the launcher page, and the Sims 4 makes unravel crash when I try to click on a level 😭😭
The best exlamation I've ever heard is back! "PERKELE SIMULATOR 5000!" On another note, does that thing play back full quality youtube etc. videos? If yes, it could be a replacement for my 15 years old laptop for a not a lot of money... Although, I probably could maybe get something better for the same money if I bought used...
Buy used because that laptop is pretty bad
@@iwannadie2574 Any recommendations? I'm seriously looking for something that can handle at least the 1080p youtube videos that my 15 yrs old laptop can not handle... 480 is ok, 720 sometimes, but more than that is turns into a bad slideshow... Edit: now that I think about it, I may need something that works for the next 15 years for me... So that... thing... is probably better left alone...
@@Ran-tan-tan Buy a used Thinkpad T series. T430 or newer. Or you could get an X series if you want something smaller.
@@Hikarmeme Thanks mate! Will be looking around for something like that!
It's good to have you back Comrade!
I love boris tech reviews
Boris tech tips is the source of unbiased true slav technology reviews
At 5:25 the captions stop!
Boris it's been 1 hour since you uploaded this, you got a bit of time to still fix it asap
wait is there gameplay footage of boris playing stray?
hope artyom had a nice christmas.
dude, you will get more views I swear. I was grinning this whole video!
This was very entertaining, cause playing at 7fps - that used to be me.
Excellent timing, I was thinking of getting new gaming rig this year!
Stalker never stalkes to fail
Boris really makes my day even better! Thanks for uploading!
Make a video where you mount a cooler to the laptop CPU and see what happens.
Why? Not rly a point its gonna be cool and?
@@colezane4 Laptop processors are mostly hampered by their slim cooling solutions and therefore need to limit their performance in order to not set themselves on fire.
Better cooling = processor doesnt limit itself = better performance
Highly doubt its gonna do anything for chromebook-tier laptops though
@@boymahina123 ah lol didnt know that. How much u think itll be better?
@@colezane4 At chromebook tier (which i presume this is)? Not all that much.
@@colezane4 not much, because this is such a bottom barrel CPU it's most certainly locked at 5 or 15W.
Better entry level CPUs could do 15/35W or 35/45W configuration
Aahhh..the holidays can now begin in earnest!! Boris, his Christmas/holiday tree and Slavic Santa have arrived! Thanks for another great video I can listen to while working in the kitchen! Happy and prosperous New Year!!
I just had to use my laptop for 2 days while I was waiting for a new PSU, all I can say is thank god for geforce now :P
it was far from perfect, but to think that it would've literally been _impossible_ to do that 5-10 years ago.. definitely improved
This is the first time in a few months you were in my recommended i don’t why also good video
I absolutely do not mind having the subtitles in CC instead of printing them in the video. I know how time consuming it must be to do that for every video, and I'm fine with this style going forward.
"mom can i please have a new pc"
mom: "you have a good enough pc at home"
pc at home:
Still strongly believe Boris should do another asmr 😼😼
just saw your other video about how the algorithm isn't recommending your vids, boris. just wanted to say that I love your content and will still watch anyway. stay strong!
God bless you, Boris ❤
I love how the games are more expensive then the laptop itself
I tried reading Metro 2033 after playing the games a few years ago. Very, very difficult for me to get thru the first 30 pages, and the exposition of the outposts/tunnel system/locations was never ending. I never finished it. Made me rethink the concept of "The book is always better"
I can't get over how a large section of the first chapter is just one long exposition dump about the Red Line and the Hanza. Not sure how much of it is simply a quirk of the Russian language and how much of it is the author just straight up exposition dumping alot.
@@missZoey5387 Dude, it was ENDLESS names of notable people, rebels, soldiers, generals, (and another equally long exposition about the enemy faction) before explaining the intricacies of the Metro system and ALL THE CHECKPOINT NAMES/LOCATIONS.
I realized about 40 or so pages in that I didn't care about what I was reading.
I had to download and print out jpgs of the maps just to follow along
@@MisterOcclusion honestly dude this comment thread did a lot to seat doubts I had about "me just not getting it" etc. I'm glad to know it was equally hard to follow for other people. (well, not really, it's a good story, I don't wish it difficult to understand for anyone...)
@@dylanherron3963 you just don't get it duh ;)
This is some top quality stuff no scuff definitely.
Boris is there some reason the captions stop during the downloading games part? I don't understand.
Last year I bought an HP Envy 17" laptop which has a built-in graphics card (which means it's not dedicated, which means it's not very good) - so it can only handle games that aren't that demanding on the graphics card - but then, I traded it in for an Alienware laptop - and this thing was a monster, it ran EVERYTHING on highest settings that I tried to play and destroyed several benchmark tests - but then I realized: it has a 1 hour battery life at most when unplugged...it's really heavy...it's really loud...the space bar squeaks EVERY TIME I press it...and I usually don't even play games on my laptop. I took it back and got the HP Envy again - and I'm glad I did. Even though it can't game nearly as well, I don't mind - the sound is better, the keyboard is better, and it works for what I need to use it for, which is mostly school at this point.
Good to know there's a computer that...uh...can use the internet, I guess....if this one crashes, that even I can afford ;)
If I had boris in my contacts I would call him while drunk on new years eve to say happy new year. The true slavic way
These subtitles are a really good idea if they save you work, and as an added benefit you can auto translate them to other languages if you want
The amount of hours you put into the video are incredible. And annoying game trouble shooting can really drain you! Fun video
I was just checking your channel for new uploads. Perfect timing!
I don't game but have to watch every Boris video as they are endlessly entertaining! Happy New Year to you, Boris, from faraway California!
UA-cam didn't recommend me this video at first but I watched it after seeing you talking about it in today's video. Thought it was a pretty great vid. I used to play games on a old laptop too but finally build a great gaming pc a year or so ago. You can never go back!
I must see Boris playing Factorio
Thanks so much Boris. This was so much fun to watch. Hope your 2023 is better!
Boris is a Factorio Engineer! And an experienced one. Probably already automated vodka cooling on rocket.
Great video Boris! As a low-end computer user myself, I feel your pain! Anyways always great to see another upload from you!
another amazing video from our favorite slav king
Thanks Boris! Wishing you happiness and success in the new year. You deserve it
His laugh is so evil and yet hilarious! 😂😂😂
$150 Gamer latop upgraded with a $1000 SSD. :D You know how to live Boris. Happy new year!