"Would You Date Asmon If He Wasn't Balding?"

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2023
  • Thank you to Athene and AI Amouranth for this glorious roast
    / athenelive
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    On this Asmongold Clips UA-cam Channel you'll never quit finding all the funny Asmongold Moments with Mcconnell and the best Asmongold Highlights from the most popular games, like: Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, Blizzard's Diablo 4, Dragonflight & Hardcore Classic WoW, the record breaking MMORPG FFXIV, Path of Exile 2, sneak peeks from Gameplay of the upcoming Riot MMO and playthroughs of many other popular games like Hogwarts Legacy, Final Fantasy 16, Elden Ring and more. Also Asmongold Reacts to a lot of content, such as World Record Speed Run of games, Blizzard Drama, "Asmongold AI", VTubers, and videos of some of the most interesting creators like penguinz0, Internet Historian, Emiru, Dunkey, Linus Tech Tips and more. Asmon is also known for his "The True Story of Asmongold", "Asmongold $2 Pizza" and "Asmongold $2 Steak" videos, the legendary Transmog Competitions and Mount Off competitions, Ban Appeals, Media Share streams, Reddit Recap Reactions and much more.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 817

  • @notverybright9825
    @notverybright9825 Рік тому +8248

    "The worst she can do is say no"
    Her:

    • @waltwhite8126
      @waltwhite8126 Рік тому +159

      The "no" you already have, now all that's missing is humiliation.

    • @Yeetvin
      @Yeetvin Рік тому +45

      But she could safe it like the AI did. "Do't worry mommy boys, mommy will provide cleavage" 🤣

    • @ThumbsUpKitty
      @ThumbsUpKitty Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @hamfistsman6267
      @hamfistsman6267 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @powerhouse884
      @powerhouse884 Рік тому +2

      LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

  • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
    @They_Call_Me_HeartFace Рік тому +8661

    AI knows how to destroy depression by creating something worse than depression.

    • @Krytikyle
      @Krytikyle Рік тому +132

      She fkin killed him dead dood

    • @shadowrodney
      @shadowrodney Рік тому +101

      worse than depression: Personal Destruction

    • @sagen06
      @sagen06 Рік тому +65

      @@shadowrodney Emotional Damage!*

    • @Permuh
      @Permuh Рік тому +7

      Hope?

    • @rockfire1669
      @rockfire1669 Рік тому +2

      Brother, they didn’t take in COD lobbies for the testing. The fact everyone isn’t bawling is proof

  • @Lowgenn
    @Lowgenn Рік тому +1800

    "Mommy's always got time for her mommy boys" this is the most cursed shit ever 💀

    • @loukytotv
      @loukytotv Рік тому +37

      maybe the ai describes herself as matriarch queen

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Рік тому +16

      hecking cursed 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @RidiculousThisIs
      @RidiculousThisIs Місяць тому

      What does that mean? Why is that a curse, what's the point? Why is this liked?

    • @Archangel125
      @Archangel125 Місяць тому

      @@RidiculousThisIs It’s slang, they’re saying it’s unfortunate, cringe, fucked up. Why? Because the mommy language is kinda preying on infantilized males. It’s just kinda a sad gross dynamic imo. Predatory on her end (if not incestuous), pathetic on the other (if not underage).

  • @DasNagi
    @DasNagi Рік тому +159

    "Mommy's always got time for her mommy boy's" I spit out my Gatorade XD

    • @MarkConway73
      @MarkConway73 Рік тому +4

      I spat out the cordial from my sippy-cup.

    • @bencze465
      @bencze465 Місяць тому

      it's important to not spit it out, how else you're gonna get the sugars and electrolytes you lost running that marathon or whatever sport activity you've been doing since hours?

    • @Ribcut
      @Ribcut 7 днів тому

      something tells me you weren't actually drinking Gatorade

  • @Azrael79a
    @Azrael79a Рік тому +2023

    Let's be honest, Asmongold isn't really balding that quickly.

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 Рік тому +183

      He WAS balding quickly, now there is not much left anymore

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 Рік тому +270

      Yeah his is progressing really slow. I had a full head of hair when the Asmonbald thing first became a meme, and I'm a balder than him now lol. He might be one of these guys who only go "half bald", they recede and thin on top but don't actually lose everything on top until they're like 80. That's actually pretty common.

    • @TonyKalashnikov
      @TonyKalashnikov Рік тому +29

      Mate have u seen his hairline

    • @SubjectiveFunny
      @SubjectiveFunny Рік тому

      He should just shave the shit off..
      He had a good bear and a decent shaped head.
      He needs to learn to let go..

    • @da23injulecz
      @da23injulecz Рік тому +19

      @@yewtewbstew547 you make me appreciate my pops genes, my scalp is scaly tho :D a long battle with immunity and stress so to say, so i cut it really short as much as i can which helsp alot along with using beneficial oil to the skin, otherwise my head is snowing lul....and theres ppl like my colleague who is constantly irritated with psoriasis popping up randomly itching as phuck...you gotta appreciate whatever you get man cause it can always be worse i guess lol

  • @alexisnaranjo
    @alexisnaranjo Рік тому +55

    Mommy has always got time for her mommy's boys.
    This AI is absolutely on chad setting.

  • @pimpsterpidgeon4502
    @pimpsterpidgeon4502 Рік тому +91

    Bold of AI Amouranth to assume Asmongold takes any kind of shower, even one in soup

  • @squarewheel1587
    @squarewheel1587 Рік тому +139

    Mommy always has time for her mommy's boys.

    • @Ultrajamz
      @Ultrajamz Рік тому +1

      *unzips

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 Рік тому +7

      I just love that these AI have a first class ice cold delivery.

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup Рік тому +8

    "As long as he stops showering in soup"
    For some reason, I can see him doing that.

  • @mikeD1234
    @mikeD1234 Рік тому +187

    Wow! That AI is savage! Almost like that machine lacks all empathy. Damn sociopaths

    • @reyray7184
      @reyray7184 3 місяці тому +6

      So basically no different than any other women.

    • @Aro9313
      @Aro9313 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@reyray7184 based

  • @blackadam6445
    @blackadam6445 Рік тому +50

    Now this is content. The AI said “praise the booty”
    Say what 😂😂😂

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign Рік тому +554

    I love this new AI trend. Once you see past the marginal improvements, It will never stop being amusing the sharp tangential turns the AI takes. Basically just Robo-Amouranth sparking and repeating mommy at the end to seem human lol.

    • @jajalbdp
      @jajalbdp Рік тому

      It just sucks that it's Athene, scum of the earth.

    • @GameoftheYear-fx4mq
      @GameoftheYear-fx4mq Рік тому +16

      You got Athene to thank for that. He spends dozens of hours coming up with scripts that sound like something these streamers would genuinely say, glad he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.

    • @Blizzhobbs
      @Blizzhobbs Рік тому +4

      @@GameoftheYear-fx4mq it's not ai generated text? The people he is replicating all agreed to the scripts he wrote?

    • @GameoftheYear-fx4mq
      @GameoftheYear-fx4mq Рік тому +5

      @@Blizzhobbs why do you need an agreement for a parody? The whole point of the label is so that nobody gets banned from it. If Athene made it a negative script, the streamers will hate it and he makes less money from it.

    • @LOONAbd
      @LOONAbd Рік тому

      @@GameoftheYear-fx4mq Is he still scamming people? That was the view everyone has of Athene, him being a scumbag for years

  • @ahodbikes
    @ahodbikes Рік тому +66

    As hilarious and on point as these little comedy clips are, I'm having trouble finding longer Asmon YT content these days that I can just have on in the background.

    • @duewest9801
      @duewest9801 Рік тому +1

      That's on his main channel

    • @BlackMoridin
      @BlackMoridin Рік тому

      Yeah I also had some issues finding them for a while but now they're back it seems

  • @WSendam
    @WSendam Рік тому +20

    I’m so glad to see Asmon clips I don’t usually care for twitch but I love seeing clips of asmon and Charlie

  • @kenkaneki3873
    @kenkaneki3873 Рік тому +195

    The funniest part is that all these AIs are just the honest versions of the actual streamers, besides XQC who is an anti gambling people observer that makes something out of nothing from maximizing the things he can control and minimizing the things he can't control. Go again.

    • @koolerstream921
      @koolerstream921 Рік тому +3

      copium

    • @SandeepSinghMango
      @SandeepSinghMango Рік тому +22

      SCHIZO people observer

    • @wild5851
      @wild5851 Рік тому +13

      And because xqc’s speech can never be mimicked by ai

    • @Shinobin333
      @Shinobin333 Рік тому +4

      @@wild5851 except for the first time AI xqc gets asked about the length of his Schlong

    • @patches_
      @patches_ Рік тому +7

      I dont think that people understand that everything the AI says is written by Athene beforehand. It isn't like the AI is coming up with this on its own.
      It's basically text to speech.

  • @kainhighwind2
    @kainhighwind2 Рік тому +11

    "Praise the booty." AI knows what's up

  • @travisk5046
    @travisk5046 Рік тому +18

    Even the AI want Asmon to start caring about his hair

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 Рік тому +7

    now all asmon has to do is send this clip to her and be like, "so, about that wig shopping stream..."

  • @theswede3286
    @theswede3286 Рік тому +102

    I actually spit my soda all over my monitor when she said about taking him to pick out hats. Ty Athene for these hilarious clips.

  • @MegaBoneface
    @MegaBoneface Рік тому +2

    I’m pretty sure you can’t show murder on this site.

  • @miguelmata6883
    @miguelmata6883 Рік тому +11

    That was brutal, I genuinely feel like patting Asmon in the back and tell him everything will be alright...

  • @Stepcloserr
    @Stepcloserr Рік тому +10

    haha these clips are great. only been watching your content for a few months now and I feel like I've missed out

  • @lewdjiggle2011
    @lewdjiggle2011 Рік тому +16

    He needs to react to his own ai interview vod, fully, that thing was too hilarious.

  • @champboehm7863
    @champboehm7863 Рік тому +42

    The return of athene has been peak

    • @mikepower8999
      @mikepower8999 Рік тому +4

      nah once this content dries up he is going to fall off, back to his scams. Athene is completely washed.

    • @isakferm7674
      @isakferm7674 Рік тому +1

      @@mikepower8999 Is he still doing his cult thing?

  • @mezzops1716
    @mezzops1716 Рік тому +5

    "praise the booty" - Quote of the year

  • @onemadhungrynomad
    @onemadhungrynomad Рік тому +1

    an amouranth asmongold wig shopping collab stream is something i bet ammo would be down for and would get the most insane views and reactions and responses to reactions for like a month.

  • @aarona5111
    @aarona5111 Рік тому +4

    HOLY shit this had me rolling. I did not expect a single word of that response

  • @ElricBrightsoul
    @ElricBrightsoul Рік тому +4

    im actually glad athene is kinda making a come back

  • @hololiveforever9455
    @hololiveforever9455 Рік тому +5

    I think we can all agree to send this man some hats

  • @patrickhouchins9074
    @patrickhouchins9074 Рік тому +1

    "As long as he stops showering in soup" lmao

  • @HarosOfStyx
    @HarosOfStyx Рік тому +2

    Wow. Leave it up to AI to do a gigantic run-on sentence.

  • @NayatSari
    @NayatSari Рік тому +55

    Poor Asmond😂

  • @antalicus
    @antalicus Рік тому +1

    "as long as he stops showering in soup"

  • @Tossen98
    @Tossen98 Рік тому +1

    Holy moly, been a good while since I’ve seen Athene

  • @hamfistsman6267
    @hamfistsman6267 Рік тому +2

    Still standing after getting scorched like that 🤣

  • @Balder-gb4eq
    @Balder-gb4eq Рік тому

    Hat shopping stream would be funny actually

  • @ChampuStrike
    @ChampuStrike Рік тому +1

    MOMMY BOYS LMAOOOOO, i'm dead,
    AI is trully a blessing

  • @O1CTV
    @O1CTV Рік тому +3

    She was cooking you and then it went completely left in those last 3 seconds lmao

  • @hellothere8812
    @hellothere8812 Рік тому +9

    Hi guys thanks for taking the time to come to Asmon’s funeral to pay respects

  • @arbuz8331
    @arbuz8331 Рік тому +3

    "When will you wear wigs?"

  • @21joebloe
    @21joebloe Рік тому +6

    Damn Asmon stop showering in soup smh

  • @zustaz
    @zustaz Рік тому +2

    On words "mommies always got time for their mommy boys" my reaction was the same as Asmon's

  • @diazmonstar
    @diazmonstar Рік тому

    "Showering in soup" LMFAOOOOO

  • @MannYSJ1080p
    @MannYSJ1080p Рік тому

    Didn't expect that ending

  • @shawnosullivan5764
    @shawnosullivan5764 Рік тому

    That was like an octoburn

  • @DarqStalker
    @DarqStalker Рік тому

    Hey all, which channel does Asmongold stream on? I want to catch him live but I'm behind on where he currently streams. Thanks!

  • @JewelsVR
    @JewelsVR Рік тому +2

    What we need now is ai streamers talking to other ai streamers. Make it so every statement ends with a question

  • @pleasestfu4801
    @pleasestfu4801 Рік тому

    I got a Mr. Clean ad before this video. That's tragic.

  • @jimraynor571
    @jimraynor571 Рік тому +1

    I did not know I needed to see this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carvessan
    @Carvessan Рік тому

    when the AI stop swimming in soup... my boy ouch.

  • @PRFxSniper
    @PRFxSniper Рік тому +3

    athene just had the best comeback ever^^

  • @gabrielszewczuk1014
    @gabrielszewczuk1014 Рік тому

    ABSOLUTLEY ROLLED

  • @stevencurtis7157
    @stevencurtis7157 Рік тому +1

    Considering how well the Asmon AI worked this was straight up unhinged.

  • @CurryBoy17
    @CurryBoy17 Рік тому +2

    AI is like a drunk violent father. They may seem so nice at first and funny but then they suddenly lose control

  • @FriedBaconRPG
    @FriedBaconRPG Рік тому +1

    what software are they making these? xD

  • @Spectrum0122
    @Spectrum0122 Рік тому

    It's the monotone cadence that makes it more brutal hahha

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon Рік тому +1

    I've never seen an Amouranth stream, so this is now how I will imagine it is.

  • @cattuswitch7246
    @cattuswitch7246 Рік тому +7

    AI brings up an interesting point. Asmon could indeed use an authoritative mommie, UwU.

  • @Akehiko_Urabaya
    @Akehiko_Urabaya Рік тому +3

    Hmmm, soup bathing

  • @JusTZolyYT
    @JusTZolyYT Рік тому +6

    I'm a proud Asmon fan.

  • @Rhouser
    @Rhouser Рік тому

    jesus that hit deep

  • @OrcBaneScape
    @OrcBaneScape Рік тому +2

    The fact ATHENE started that is amazing hahaha

  • @Plopi
    @Plopi Рік тому

    that was a violation

  • @81-jdowlwp
    @81-jdowlwp Рік тому +1

    this is defenitely not generated on the spot. this has to be pre-recorded

  • @donventura2116
    @donventura2116 Рік тому +3

    Can we get Asmongold and Amouranth AIs to have a conversation?

  • @AWA1L
    @AWA1L Рік тому +3

    Mommy's always got time for her mommy boys 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @chuckobscure5622
    @chuckobscure5622 Рік тому +1

    How many tabs does he have open on his computer ffs

  • @bigbodybossin
    @bigbodybossin Рік тому

    Didn't even include AI asmon's reply

  • @njaewin
    @njaewin Рік тому +3

    Mommy got time for her mommybois. So fucking good! 🤣

  • @MangaManJoe
    @MangaManJoe Рік тому +24

    I'm glad Athene is making a comeback. Best paladin in the "worl"

    • @TwodeeTwodimensional
      @TwodeeTwodimensional Рік тому

      Best criminal cult leader

    • @bobkev97
      @bobkev97 Рік тому +6

      That comment alone brought back some memories...

    • @mikepower8999
      @mikepower8999 Рік тому +8

      nah once this content dries up he is going to fall off, back to his scams. Athene is completely washed.

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 Рік тому +4

      Shh Shh 'roun' the corner!

    • @nikai_vil3893
      @nikai_vil3893 Рік тому +3

      SCHWWF ! ROUND THE CORNER !

  • @vycka7360
    @vycka7360 Рік тому +1

    She just violated him 💀💀

  • @RonnyJakobsson
    @RonnyJakobsson Рік тому

    We are waiting for the the Asmond vs AI Asmond debate. That will break the internet..

  • @dissect123
    @dissect123 Рік тому +1

    Apply cold water to the burned area.

  • @TheNEPTY
    @TheNEPTY Рік тому +3

    I can’t believe people believe this is truly AI 🤦‍♂️

    • @digitaljosh_
      @digitaljosh_ Рік тому +2

      It is theyre asking live questions from the chat

    • @TheNEPTY
      @TheNEPTY Рік тому +1

      @@digitaljosh_ it isn’t, all you need is Someone in the background answering the questions and saying typical phrases that the streamers say. It’s just a video loop with the celebrity/streamer voice over software. Ever heard of a V tuber? Same premise but with the voice over. Athene is a known scammer and this is his latest trick to become relevant. This is coming from an Athene fan btw 😂

    • @digitaljosh_
      @digitaljosh_ Рік тому

      @@TheNEPTY That is highly unlikely

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 Рік тому

    "Cure for old pain? New pain!"

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 Рік тому +2

    Isint this against TOS... I thought you weren't allowed to livestream murders.

  • @luc469
    @luc469 Рік тому

    That sounded like AI

  • @zackna6992
    @zackna6992 Рік тому

    the escalation of the passive aggressive roasting was ruthless lmao

  • @LukeOliff
    @LukeOliff Рік тому

    Her answers sound like a response from ChatGPT

  • @fedorkochemasov4533
    @fedorkochemasov4533 Рік тому +3

    I wonder if it's actually a trained AI or scripted (as in he wrote the lines and the bot just reads them).

    • @megmc80
      @megmc80 Рік тому

      It’s trained.

  • @CaptainAsmu
    @CaptainAsmu Рік тому

    i didnt even realize it was ai

  • @narwhal_dust5458
    @narwhal_dust5458 Рік тому

    This AI is savage dude, oh my

  • @SarcasticSloth69
    @SarcasticSloth69 Рік тому

    bro it’s ok there’s Keeps and Bosley 😭

  • @Glaudge
    @Glaudge Рік тому

    AI still answers in paragraphs questions that you know the real person might only give a short answer.

  • @javiercp8421
    @javiercp8421 Рік тому +1

    Grande Dantaes !

  • @boi5829
    @boi5829 Рік тому

    AI is getting crazy....I'm scared

  • @Kummkek
    @Kummkek Рік тому +1

    I don't think there could be better answer to that question. I don't think the human could come up with a funnier response kekw

  • @AfkaSound
    @AfkaSound Рік тому

    My man got slayed by Skynet

  • @EnesLOTR
    @EnesLOTR Рік тому

    Watch him make an 30min long video against AI on his Zac channel

  • @infini.tesimo
    @infini.tesimo Рік тому

    Just went straight for total annihilation.

  • @jarlaxle3588
    @jarlaxle3588 Рік тому

    I totally thought that was Amouranth at first

  • @heroclix0rz
    @heroclix0rz Рік тому +1

    Lol mommy boy. Did we just witness the birth of a new meme?

  • @AtlRopeGuy
    @AtlRopeGuy Рік тому

    Savage roast by the impartial AI 🤣🤣

  • @moralester
    @moralester Рік тому

    Showering in soup was a killer holy s*

  • @crimsonstride5457
    @crimsonstride5457 Рік тому

    Bro you got dee stroyed lmao

  • @TheSLashera
    @TheSLashera Рік тому

    "Praise the BOOTY!" Lmao. This AI was in destruction mode.

  • @finalfantasymad
    @finalfantasymad Рік тому +1

    Cult leader or not Athene has been killing it as of late.

  • @benlehmann4080
    @benlehmann4080 Рік тому

    Roasted

  • @Ashaweshk
    @Ashaweshk Рік тому

    Guy just got finessed lmfao 🤣

  • @Cheetahpops
    @Cheetahpops Рік тому

    Athene! OG Pally