Daz Watches Three Beat Slide...The Return!!

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2019
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  • @Scooteroll3k
    @Scooteroll3k 3 роки тому +2287

    "SINCE WHEN DID LITTLE BOYS GET LAID?!?!?!"
    The neighbors: "excuse me?"

  • @jessbaugh9868
    @jessbaugh9868 4 роки тому +6424

    Who remembers
    Walk walk walk
    Skip skip skip
    Ticklllle
    Daz: RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!

  • @jiminsjams1114
    @jiminsjams1114 3 роки тому +799

    “oH nO sHe ShOt MeH wItH a LuV gUn”
    Cupid: “Well, there’s my job gone”

  • @robynm8754
    @robynm8754 3 роки тому +517

    " Did they just find some random kid in the park, stab him with an adrenaline needle, and hit record?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lidalu_lots4277
    @lidalu_lots4277 4 роки тому +3597

    “With a love gun” holy shit Cupid has upgraded hasn’t he?

    • @claireharrington295
      @claireharrington295 3 роки тому +36

      Nerds = acctually when the bow and arrow upgraded it was a cross bow and then a mustek then a Sheffield then Thompson then the AK-47 now the love gun
      the normal people = shut the f**k you a annoying b***h

    • @mochamilksubs
      @mochamilksubs 3 роки тому +16

      Not in my area, cupid hasn't ㅠㅠ

    • @claireharrington295
      @claireharrington295 3 роки тому +11

      @@mochamilksubs okay I guess at least the love gun works on old women so these youngsters r happy

    • @claireharrington295
      @claireharrington295 3 роки тому +5

      Unless Ur normal

    • @mochamilksubs
      @mochamilksubs 3 роки тому +7

      @@claireharrington295 I'm pretty sure I'm a normal human being XD

  • @tjwood51x63
    @tjwood51x63 4 роки тому +2863

    “I love how he whipped it out to be honest... that’s a weird sentence”
    Daz black - 2019 😂😂

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 4 роки тому +15

      Tjwood51x seen this as he said it thank you

    • @brothabear
      @brothabear 4 роки тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @tjwood51x63
      @tjwood51x63 4 роки тому +2

      Justin Pettit you’re welcome 😂

    • @thegeneral2374
      @thegeneral2374 4 роки тому +1

      Ay! I gave you ur 1 thousandth like ur welcome

    • @diggiworme2193
      @diggiworme2193 4 роки тому +2

      DUDE LAUGHING EMOJI IN 2019 CRINGE ALERT LOL TROLLED

  • @lavenderbears2641
    @lavenderbears2641 3 роки тому +226

    "This girl needs to blink for help or something"
    -Daz 2019

  • @milleniam
    @milleniam 3 роки тому +203

    *_"SINCE WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LEI'D"_*
    I CANTBREATHE

    • @jellyali3988
      @jellyali3988 3 роки тому +1

      L a I d

    • @ii_wxther
      @ii_wxther 2 роки тому +1

      nice profile picture :')

    • @RedRacc
      @RedRacc 2 роки тому +2

      @@jellyali3988 the thing around the boy's neck is spelt "lei", which is what Daz was referring to

    • @jellyali3988
      @jellyali3988 2 роки тому +2

      @@RedRacc oh right right right

  • @lilycarter3471
    @lilycarter3471 4 роки тому +5316

    My favourite part is when Daz laughs at his own jokes😂😂

  • @yourmemelads6600
    @yourmemelads6600 4 роки тому +1103

    “Made a heart and everything, yes I’ll marry you!”
    -Daz 2019

    • @harryyryr2193
      @harryyryr2193 4 роки тому +5

      YourMemeLads I would like it but can’t ruin that 666 likes 😂😂

    • @crypticchrome7488
      @crypticchrome7488 4 роки тому +1

      @Nonexistentuser you mean you ain’t a hedgehog

  • @graciestephens2230
    @graciestephens2230 3 роки тому +222

    I swear I’m gonna get more night mares from this than Scream 😂😂😂

    • @kyronminnock9445
      @kyronminnock9445 3 роки тому +2

      I'm tomertites from it
      This could be a horrer movee

    • @victoria.b3728
      @victoria.b3728 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣😪😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚍 is 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚃𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚢

    • @kyronminnock9445
      @kyronminnock9445 3 роки тому +2

      @@victoria.b3728 defelny

    • @pluto1228
      @pluto1228 3 роки тому +1

      @@kyronminnock9445 what is tomertites?

  • @carterallen1678
    @carterallen1678 3 роки тому +169

    The boy wasn’t squeezing balloons he was dropping love Gernades

  • @icannotthinkofaname
    @icannotthinkofaname 4 роки тому +839

    *"He's just floating there aimlessly..." story of my life*

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 4 роки тому +9

      I cannot Think of a name
      People before Isaac Newton invented gravity

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 4 роки тому +1

      Nugget
      EYYYYYYYYYYY NUGGET

  • @heathershea4916
    @heathershea4916 4 роки тому +868

    This sounds like something a sleep paralysis demon would sing to you.

    • @momma2thewilds88
      @momma2thewilds88 4 роки тому +25

      I just randomly read this while listening to their wonderful music video and couldn't stop laughing....LMAO

    • @tokofuwakasglasses1254
      @tokofuwakasglasses1254 4 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @pandabear5729
      @pandabear5729 4 роки тому +9

      Oh my god, that is genuinely one of the best descriptions of anything I have ever heard. Bravo.

    • @GfnWiz
      @GfnWiz 4 роки тому +3

      Hypnogogic demons!

    • @oliviamilbrodt9516
      @oliviamilbrodt9516 4 роки тому +3

      Omg yes😂😂😂

  • @Ty_121
    @Ty_121 3 роки тому +69

    daz trying to do a american southern accent was priceless 😭😭😂

  • @holliehyde101
    @holliehyde101 3 роки тому +142

    who else thought the song said
    “she shot me with a nerf gun”
    or am i just deaf 😂😭

  • @oxymoron4250
    @oxymoron4250 4 роки тому +478

    Me at 2am: I think I might go sleep
    My brain cells: "oh no oh no oh no she shot me with a gun love"

    • @lexic5928
      @lexic5928 3 роки тому +8

      Kpop community here like
      ITS THE LOVE SHOT NAAAA NANANANAAAA NA NA NAAAAA

    • @Cheese_In_The_Microwave
      @Cheese_In_The_Microwave 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @cokierkie5710
      @cokierkie5710 3 роки тому +2

      I’m tempted to say love gun not gun love sorry XD

    • @ashlxnn__
      @ashlxnn__ 3 роки тому +2

      @@lexic5928 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @_magicshop_
      @_magicshop_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@lexic5928 HAHAH OR HUT YOU WITH THAT DDU DDU DU. OR BANG BANG BANG

  • @hai-bre
    @hai-bre 4 роки тому +602

    “WhO gOeS sWiMmInG iN tHeIr SoCkS?”
    -Daz Black 2019

  • @Cheese_In_The_Microwave
    @Cheese_In_The_Microwave 3 роки тому +33

    "Oh no.. she shot me with a love gun.."
    Daz: **stops breathing**

  • @emilykrey5319
    @emilykrey5319 3 роки тому +16

    “Dropping a brick on a flock of swans” omfg I’m gonna use this forever

  • @charbear_x
    @charbear_x 4 роки тому +447

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched the first one😂😂😭

  • @cam9807
    @cam9807 3 роки тому +5

    Daz- “LINDA!!! ORDER ME BETTER PROPS FOR MY JOKES!!!”
    Linda- 📞👁👄👁💻

  • @redwhiterussian
    @redwhiterussian 10 місяців тому +4

    “He’s dropping a brick on a flock of swans…” my new favorite quote

  • @cheertastic7183
    @cheertastic7183 4 роки тому +373

    “He just dropped a brick on a bunch of swans..”
    I spit out my water

  • @1xluv7
    @1xluv7 3 роки тому +13

    Daz’s facial expression when he’s saying “ouu” 💀💀

  • @swoop1552
    @swoop1552 3 роки тому +16

    I'm never gonna forget that "OoOo"

  • @jackjackd2201
    @jackjackd2201 4 роки тому +2535

    Oh yes. When’s the next cooking simulator

    • @moptop3698
      @moptop3698 4 роки тому +19

      Jack Kelly OMG YESSSS

    • @charbear_x
      @charbear_x 4 роки тому +27

      THIS IS THE COMMENT

    • @cillianmcgovern7957
      @cillianmcgovern7957 4 роки тому +6

      @@charbear_x yassssss

    • @RoanNebunescu
      @RoanNebunescu 4 роки тому +54

      As soon as the kitchen rebuild from the last explosion is done, I imagine.

    • @whitebeard9065
      @whitebeard9065 4 роки тому +7

      @@RoanNebunescu You imagined wrong. It's whenever he's ready/wanting to play it.

  • @zanybananas8379
    @zanybananas8379 4 роки тому +1343

    Teacher: Everybody stay quiet or you’re getting in trouble
    Me who can’t take anything serious: 3:55

    • @aryannabundu3486
      @aryannabundu3486 4 роки тому +23

      3:46

    • @melt3d675
      @melt3d675 4 роки тому +6

      @@aryannabundu3486 ?

    • @aryannabundu3486
      @aryannabundu3486 4 роки тому +14

      @@melt3d675 3:36 they say Oh no..Which indicated saying Oh no like your gonna get in trouble. I was joking around😎😎

    • @minthang1372
      @minthang1372 4 роки тому

      Why so childish?

    • @aryannabundu3486
      @aryannabundu3486 4 роки тому +23

      @@minthang1372 Why are you so boring?

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 2 роки тому +13

    5:30 this still makes me laugh till this day

  • @slippez
    @slippez 3 роки тому +23

    "soft girls are really something special"
    captions:
    *staff prevs are really something special*

  • @lachlantinsley4633
    @lachlantinsley4633 4 роки тому +246

    Daz: Since when do little boys get laid!!!
    Neighbour: He moved in and I'm moving out

  • @scarleth4955
    @scarleth4955 4 роки тому +454

    I’m ready to have some nightmares.

  • @riaranta3150
    @riaranta3150 3 роки тому +9

    2:42 youre welcome 👌🏻🤣

  • @nononononon0listenlisten
    @nononononon0listenlisten 3 роки тому +10

    5:25
    His neighbor: 👁👄👁

  • @mokgobiledwaba8036
    @mokgobiledwaba8036 4 роки тому +140

    LINDA!!! DID DAZ ACCIDENTALLY TAKE DRUGS BEFORE THIS VIDEO???
    "SINCE WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LAID???😂 😂"

  • @rebecca5013
    @rebecca5013 4 роки тому +927

    “Who swims with socks on!?” Weirdos do daz

    • @maheeneene87
      @maheeneene87 3 роки тому +16

      The same people that sleep with their socks on

    • @bigblackgay_balls5288
      @bigblackgay_balls5288 3 роки тому +8

      Okay Rebecca

    • @bradenmulally5209
      @bradenmulally5209 3 роки тому +18

      @@maheeneene87 that’s not weird

    • @liliie0
      @liliie0 3 роки тому +5

      @@maheeneene87 i sleep with socks on but I dont sleep with them on

    • @maheeneene87
      @maheeneene87 3 роки тому +9

      @@liliie0 You sleep with them on, but don’t sleep with them on?...I’m lost

  • @rea_gamingxox9265
    @rea_gamingxox9265 3 роки тому +6

    3:36 Reminds me of Daz as a younger kid and his parents saying "Here honey! Do this for a Oreo!" and them holding the Oreo up where he can't reach it, LOL.

  • @dannypark6910
    @dannypark6910 3 роки тому +6

    8:35 change ‘is’ to ‘should get’ lol

  • @jessiestanley8734
    @jessiestanley8734 4 роки тому +428

    Daz: “I love how he whipped it out to be honest” *brief look of disbelief* “that was a weird sentence” *sprays air*
    Best part of my morning lmao! Keep up the good work! Love your videos! 😃

    • @adararelgnel2695
      @adararelgnel2695 4 роки тому +7

      Morning?! So cool. I'm laying in bed at night watching this.

    • @jessiestanley8734
      @jessiestanley8734 4 роки тому +3

      Oh wow that is cool! It’s only noon for me right now, so I’m working on making lunch lol.

    • @coleyt3870
      @coleyt3870 4 роки тому +1

      Almost midnight here

  • @greedysamuel
    @greedysamuel 4 роки тому +171

    “I love how he whipped it out” -daz 2019

    • @billieeilish4735
      @billieeilish4735 3 роки тому +1

      ..why is your last time "german"
      idk why i noticed that

    • @perryarthur1415
      @perryarthur1415 3 роки тому +2

      I love when Daz said “Freddie Mercury who?” 😂

  • @itsmelb6558
    @itsmelb6558 3 роки тому +9

    2:51 why does she look like one of my teachers

  • @kenmaswifeu2999
    @kenmaswifeu2999 3 роки тому +15

    My father just walked up on me watching this and he was looking like he was worried...i guess i have to explain this to my dad.

  • @meesmellink2514
    @meesmellink2514 4 роки тому +478

    I got the notification... I immediately went “lEtS gO oN a jOuRnEy”
    WHY WAS THAT STILL PRINTED IN MY BRAIN

  • @faroukshaaban6180
    @faroukshaaban6180 4 роки тому +137

    "mom can we get smooth criminal "
    " we have smooth criminal at home "
    smooth criminal at home :

    • @bonez4827
      @bonez4827 4 роки тому +2

      This is so underrated I'm screaming.

    • @gingerblue1986
      @gingerblue1986 4 роки тому

      Oh my god this is actually so funny 😂

    • @faroukshaaban6180
      @faroukshaaban6180 4 роки тому

      SynthSpooker thanks man

    • @faroukshaaban6180
      @faroukshaaban6180 4 роки тому

      SynthSpooker you made my day

    • @faroukshaaban6180
      @faroukshaaban6180 4 роки тому

      Gingerblue19 you too I just checked my comments and you guys were there thanks

  • @solavill
    @solavill 3 роки тому +5

    2:00 we can all admit, we have had one of these guns before.

  • @raeshathemarionette
    @raeshathemarionette 2 роки тому +19

    Oh gosh this takes me back to childhood when they had those cringe vacation bible school music videos. The volunteers kept making us dance and sing until our throats were raw and our limbs were sore

  • @sleepybanana6055
    @sleepybanana6055 4 роки тому +441

    99% of comments: “I love how he whipped it out... that was a weird sentence”
    1% of comments: People talking about how 99% of comments are quoting Daz over and over

    • @teabiish5820
      @teabiish5820 4 роки тому

      true

    • @pinrhyme6703
      @pinrhyme6703 4 роки тому

      Who the hell is Dax?

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki 4 роки тому

      Pin Rhyme
      Daz

    • @pinrhyme6703
      @pinrhyme6703 4 роки тому +3

      @@kuniosaiki well I've certainly heard of a DazGames but the question remains...
      Who is Dax???? (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki 4 роки тому +2

      Pin Rhyme
      That is indeed a good question one we may never find out

  • @ellenmoar4447
    @ellenmoar4447 4 роки тому +63

    Where was his *CLAP CLAP CLAP* “BRAVO!” at the end!?!? 😭

  • @kaosdavy8702
    @kaosdavy8702 3 роки тому +3

    4:54 the subtitles are the staff peeves are really something special lol

  • @shailapetrov4441
    @shailapetrov4441 3 роки тому +5

    AFTER WATCHING DAZ FOR LITERALLY YEARS, I NOW FIND OUT THAT HE HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME... I’m so honored ✨

  • @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947
    @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947 4 роки тому +592

    Why is no one talking about how when Daz was being that cameraman with a gun he tried an American accent?

  • @ayleks3473
    @ayleks3473 4 роки тому +1161

    No one:
    The comments:
    “Anything Daz says” - Daz, 2019

  • @hardeepgill4272
    @hardeepgill4272 3 роки тому +8

    At 06:00
    Daz: Your dad is dead behind you..
    The guy: But this isn't about him.
    (Sorry IK it's not funny but I just had to)

  • @lizeon2685
    @lizeon2685 3 роки тому +6

    THE GUY BY 6:10 LOOKS LIKE MOTO MOTO XD

  • @trashyhoebag
    @trashyhoebag 4 роки тому +56

    9:00 "children in a park blowing bubbles on a mans saxophone"
    I'M WHEEZING

  • @flynn.5473
    @flynn.5473 4 роки тому +1025

    When I read the title I just went like: * gasp * "oh no. They're back." 😂

    • @dothemario8244
      @dothemario8244 4 роки тому +3

      they're

    • @flynn.5473
      @flynn.5473 4 роки тому +7

      @@dothemario8244 Sorry, English isn't my native language...

    • @dothemario8244
      @dothemario8244 4 роки тому +7

      @@flynn.5473 it's okay! i was just pointing it out, have a nice day

    • @flynn.5473
      @flynn.5473 4 роки тому +3

      @@dothemario8244 you too! (:

    • @a_j_vlogs8439
      @a_j_vlogs8439 4 роки тому +2

      Yup same

  • @rhodesianempire3466
    @rhodesianempire3466 3 роки тому +16

    “I love how he whipped it out”
    Me: whoa easy tiger

  • @emilyvlogs1575
    @emilyvlogs1575 3 роки тому +11

    It’s just that the whole time I was listening to this my mind kept going to the song Love Gun by Kiss and that has a whole different meaning and it just made the video even more weird.

  • @alaskasrandomlifestyle8960
    @alaskasrandomlifestyle8960 4 роки тому +165

    "whos edawrd and why is he on a kids shirt?"
    me: he looks like Logan Henderson from big time rush

    • @len8534
      @len8534 3 роки тому +5

      AH AH AAAHHHHH.

    • @darcey.wilson7687
      @darcey.wilson7687 3 роки тому +3

      I love harry and the Hendersons it's one of fav movies 👉👈

  • @phoebe1018
    @phoebe1018 4 роки тому +124

    Sarah: dad do you know where th-
    Daz: *children in a park blowing bubbles on a mans saxophone*

  • @Lars69
    @Lars69 3 роки тому +5

    I just want you to know you make me laugh when I’m sad

  • @rylansveinsson6739
    @rylansveinsson6739 3 роки тому +7

    When the lifeguards are doing a TikTok
    5:55

  • @gracep8089
    @gracep8089 4 роки тому +251

    I want Daz to film him telling his neighbor about why daz shouted “WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LAYED?!?!”

  • @skatertita
    @skatertita 4 роки тому +540

    Daz: are they just finding random kids in the park?
    Me: Daz...Three Beat Slide, remember? They did videos at abandoned parks. These are the kidnapped kids

  • @lucretiaVi_TheGeordiePhoenix
    @lucretiaVi_TheGeordiePhoenix 3 роки тому +2

    In the words of Simon Cowell "what the bloody hell was that?" 😂

  • @randomgameclips1793
    @randomgameclips1793 3 роки тому +5

    I was watching this at night while my family were sleeping
    I woke everyone up

  • @paraskevivivi5996
    @paraskevivivi5996 4 роки тому +145

    "Yes dad."
    -Daz 2019

  • @kiaraalabakov5256
    @kiaraalabakov5256 4 роки тому +722

    "who goes swimming in there socks"
    -Daz 2019

  • @khemistree
    @khemistree 3 роки тому +4

    I'm confident that this has sadistic and creepy undertones. The way they suddenly appear and stalk the running guy, kick him, shoot at him and stuff like that. Certain little things, even a couple out of key sounds in the music, just make you feel uneasy. Re watch it and you'll pick up on weird, creepy and uncomfortable things

    • @rhiannonr
      @rhiannonr 3 роки тому +1

      🙌 I completely agree! I said this about the first video too. The vibes are way more creepy than they are silly, and I couldn't help but notice how in this vid the Dad and brother keep touching the daughter / grabbing her arms...ugh, I dunno man. Maybe I'm overreacting but my gut says "nuh uh." I genuinely hope she and all the other kids are okay tbh. 😕

    • @khemistree
      @khemistree 3 роки тому

      @@rhiannonr Yeah. If it is done on purpose and in a creative way rather than actually harming anyone, then I have to give props to them for making something with a lot of layers and undertones

  • @the_hatboi7052
    @the_hatboi7052 3 роки тому +4

    I think i took the sentence "bumping and grinding with their son" too literally

  • @philllex8663
    @philllex8663 4 роки тому +90

    “Oo. Yes dad”
    Easily taken out of context, have fun Daz

  • @cissillia3352
    @cissillia3352 4 роки тому +120

    “I loved how he whipped it out to be honest”

    • @Zoe-wl6cw
      @Zoe-wl6cw 4 роки тому +1

      This video has had so many pretty questionable sentences...😂

  • @TabythaK
    @TabythaK 2 роки тому +1

    OML THE PHOTOSHOP OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE BANG THINGS WAS SO DAMN OBVIOUS

  • @mr.spaceman2785
    @mr.spaceman2785 3 роки тому +1

    So provocative yet at the same time widely amusing...The genius of Three Beat Slide

  • @ihatepoptarts8273
    @ihatepoptarts8273 4 роки тому +145

    “Freddy Mercury who?”
    I love you daz but Brian May played the guitar in Queen

  • @vivianvasquez423
    @vivianvasquez423 4 роки тому +444

    Daz:she looks like she’s cosplaying lips
    Me:She looks like mutant Wendy’s

    • @tangyorangee
      @tangyorangee 4 роки тому +2

      Kirb y lmaoo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂

    • @jackfoster4935
      @jackfoster4935 4 роки тому +2

      Who Tf is Wendy’s

    • @tangyorangee
      @tangyorangee 4 роки тому +2

      Jack Foster 🤦🏽‍♀️ you can’t be serious... you’re joking aren’t you??

    • @funkysquig
      @funkysquig 4 роки тому +2

      Jack Foster You must be joking....

    • @ClementineWazHere
      @ClementineWazHere 4 роки тому +1

      B O S S
      W E N D Y S
      BOSS LEVEL

  • @eve7040
    @eve7040 3 роки тому +2

    8:30 add a bit of rudimental in there

  • @urmom0182
    @urmom0182 3 роки тому +2

    I love how he pauses a little after saying Linda as if someone is going to respond lol

  • @tya-.-7732
    @tya-.-7732 4 роки тому +299

    Daz: "From when did little boys get laid"
    Daz's Neighbour: Yeah well im moving [ calls housing service]
    lol

  • @bryn_______
    @bryn_______ 4 роки тому +144

    The dad looks like the person who played joker

    • @jellywafer5670
      @jellywafer5670 4 роки тому +3

      Moth grab

    • @addisonsprad6696
      @addisonsprad6696 4 роки тому +9

      Møth Meme I know this is an old video but am I the only one who things the dad looks like Ted bundy

    • @sarah1397
      @sarah1397 3 роки тому +2

      @@addisonsprad6696 no you're not he really does

    • @soulmerger4748
      @soulmerger4748 3 роки тому

      Jelly Wafer I remember

    • @realtbh
      @realtbh 3 роки тому +1

      @@addisonsprad6696 exept the dad didnt commit electric chair

  • @vaporre6424
    @vaporre6424 Рік тому +2

    "Family held at gunpoint, you won't BELIEVE what happens next!"

  • @maggytabsoy3814
    @maggytabsoy3814 3 роки тому +2

    nobody is gonna talk about that kid with the blue edward shirts face in that one dacing scene- just me?

  • @cfulwiler2791
    @cfulwiler2791 4 роки тому +50

    Daz’s neighbor: Alright Bobby come pick up your toy boa-
    Daz: *SINCE WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LAID*

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 4 роки тому

      Maybe it was "Bobby, NEVER....EVER...go to that man's house. No, I know he's our neighbour but NEVER go there."

  • @bby04
    @bby04 4 роки тому +90

    my only reaction when i saw this was :
    “oh god.” 😂

  • @xdxdfsfb3381
    @xdxdfsfb3381 Рік тому +2

    I DIED WHEN THE BOY WAS SQUEEZING THE BALLOONS

  • @Peightyn887
    @Peightyn887 3 роки тому +4

    "Im gonna have to explain that one" good luck explaining that

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 4 роки тому +56

    That dude swimming with his socks on: I’m washing me and my clothes, I’m washing me and my clothes!

  • @Lander9273
    @Lander9273 4 роки тому +83

    "Did they just find a random kid in a park, stab him with an adrenaline needle and hit record?"
    -Daz Black 2019

    • @nickkepart834
      @nickkepart834 4 роки тому +2

      Lander I read this comment as he said this made it 10 times more funny

    • @awkwardghst6761
      @awkwardghst6761 4 роки тому +1

      That....that made me laugh harder than I should

    • @starzod8557
      @starzod8557 4 роки тому

      i have a hardcore drugg addcition

  • @morgansandom4973
    @morgansandom4973 3 роки тому +2

    Hi Daz i know this is from a while back but had to watch it again as it is so hilarious been watching your vids for a while i love them.

  • @krypto9408
    @krypto9408 2 роки тому

    i was on a Daz binge the other day and now this song is stuck in my head so here i am again

  • @pineapple3581
    @pineapple3581 4 роки тому +111

    “ *breathes* “
    - Daz 2019

  • @charbear_x
    @charbear_x 4 роки тому +39

    ‘Did he tread on a plug ooo’😂😭

  • @bhavya.s_0877
    @bhavya.s_0877 3 роки тому +3

    1:47 imagine not having one of those as a kid and breaking it in 3 days and hiding it so that ur mom doesn't find out..... no one, just me?

  • @mishacorr4813
    @mishacorr4813 3 роки тому +7

    Me: Are we just gonna ignore the guy that choked him self
    Das: yep!

  • @cloudyyybear
    @cloudyyybear 4 роки тому +95

    Everyone: love shot - exo
    Me: she shot me - three beat slide

    • @heatherpope6424
      @heatherpope6424 4 роки тому +4

      Omg when I first heard it I thought of love shot. Not even an exo fan

    • @leahami6951
      @leahami6951 4 роки тому +4

      its the love Gun nana nana

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂 i have had to go see that MV to get this MV out of my head.

  • @pinkpops334
    @pinkpops334 4 роки тому +117

    When he whipped his hair i could see a real victoria secret model in him.

  • @orphanedfrogs1935
    @orphanedfrogs1935 2 роки тому +1

    dazes laugh is the best! it contagious, i love it!

  • @kid5412
    @kid5412 3 роки тому +12

    I just realized that he's talking about his divorce(ex wife)

  • @ElijahWalkerRowan
    @ElijahWalkerRowan 4 роки тому +137

    I had auto captions on and his intro said “LETS GO TESLA’S!”
    *EDIT* OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES!

  • @jers7291
    @jers7291 4 роки тому +81

    is it just me that noticed he had socks on when he dived into the pool
    why did he do that

    • @louisemarsden1766
      @louisemarsden1766 4 роки тому +8

      Wet socks just ain't it

    • @jers7291
      @jers7291 4 роки тому

      Louise Marsden never is and never will be