Daz Watches Three Beat Slide
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- Опубліковано 27 січ 2018
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“why are all the parks empty, where are all the kids” “probably in his van”
Nah they probably all left-
They probably left due them singing 0-0
Funny
😂😂😂
Phoebes life you copyed that from daz
First song: serial killer
Second song: sexual assault
Third song: restraining order
Yep 100%
Yea
thnibjdntlirnbfjktyjgnd
Thank you all for the likes
Yeeeeeeah
When Daz said “WORK IT GIRL! You see that hair flip, ain’t giving a shit, she’s taken over this play park’’. I died of laughter.
Daz being gay for 5 seconds straight
YES BRING IN THE SASS
WORK IT GIRL💅✨
“Where are all the kids? Probably in his van.” I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much in my life.
"Walk,walk,walk,skip,skip,skip,tickle, YEAH!"
Daz~ "Sexual harassment!"
Winterine 😂😂😂
Dat is the best part or the vid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
F....k no XD
😃 Yay!
Walk, walk, walk, skip, skip, skip, tickle.. *RESTRAINING ORDER!*
“Where are all the kids....there probably in his fucking van”
Oh god 😂
You used the wrong ‘there’
Lol-
@@user-ox6dy9jx7k it’s a comment not a email or a exam leave people alone stop being an ass
@@badatmobliegames8227 all they did was correct a spelling mistake
@@bluebird9053 lmao yeah not something to get mad about
@@bluebird9053 plus they made a grammar mistake. It's an email and an exam
the fact that when the dad is playing the saxophone in the third song the subtitles say '[Terrible Saxophone]' says alot XD
"Walk, walk, walk, Skip, skip, skip, Tickle yeah"
" Sexual harassment"
Daz 2018
I laughed so hard
its the restraining order one later in the video for me 😂
Lol
400th like btw
lmao 💀
"Wheres all the kids? ....probably in his van" im gone. 😂😂😂
Irrelevance xo I DIED RIGHT THERE HE REGRET THAT SHIT AFTER WARDS😂😂😂
alee i knowww babahahha 😂😂 me and my best friend make jokes exactly like daz so it just makes it 10x funnier 😂😂
No he scared them away
She's taking over the play park she gets her dad to scare the kids away
WTF
The child friendly version of the human centipede.
That shit got me dying 🤣🤣
That old man can only be described as creepy. Like if I saw him on the street walking by myself I would be so scared.
"Probably in his van"
"50 shades of family"
"How Isis gets people to sign up"
Probably
Best one is how isis gets people to sign up 😂
“I don’t mean to be horrible but that was awful! It sounded like hell!”
- Daz 2018
@jaybird slayer well no fucking shit
@@pigeononwii4638 rudeee
Ya it did it sounded like hell
666 likes..... 🥵
@@pigeononwii4638 "Ohhh simber me timbers were so scard bc u curssed"
They sound like the bunch of flies in my room at 1am trying to tell me something.
Nothing beats watching 4 year old Daz vids🥳
frfr
Fr
I’m watching this in 2024 6 years ago
Real
The Dad Guy: I see your heart in mine
Me: My heart feels violated and wants a restraining order
Same tho
*Laughs in Daz Games* x'D AHAHA!!
I LOVE THIS COMMENT- I DIED OF LAUGHTER BC OF THIS XD
That’s not their dad, that’s the owner of the basement those kids live in
I- omg
I- I- nup have no words
LOL
Anna Hahahahaha
.
My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing at dazs vids 😂
Daz: “this man’s poetry book is……✨a cave of wonders✨
Daz: its spreading positivity and a good message
The message: we can do it in the grocery store 😍
You can even do it in your car, So your saying you want some more? We’ll do it the grocery store😂
true
Where are all kids?
Daz: "probably in their van"
I'm laughing so hard 😂😂
Zhitri that bit kills me 😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Sameeeee
“So why do you want a divorce?”
Mom:**Shows Her The Video**
“Ok ma’am please just sign here”
😂
wherearetheavocados jean
Ok rude much😂😂
You stole this
Stolen comment...
Rosie Wilson
🤔
Mi a
🤷🏼♀️
I was drinking hot chocolate while watching this and I was laughing so hard, that my bed sheets are no longer white 😂😂😂
You either pissed yourself, shat yourself or spilled your drink
@@themoodiestsmoothieHELP 😭
Do you need new pants or...
I would rather watch a 24 hour Barney the Dinosaur marathon than listen to any of Three Beat Slide’s songs.
w-whats wrong with barney the dinosaur
First song: sings every serial killer ever
Second song: sexual assault
Omg Yess🤣🤣
..........Im dying..................lmfao
I died
Lmao yes
So true 🤣
Simon Cowell: “what the bloody hell was that.”
No no no Ron Weasley: "Bloody hell!"
Gordon Ramsay:. ITS FUKING RAWWWWW!!!!!
Lmao
Wheres the LAMB SAUCE
@@ABlackDudesSmokeDetector
XD
I hadn’t watched this video in so long, and all I had remembered was the physics joke. I had forgotten about Daz’s incredible delivery of, “WHY?!,” which made me laugh the hardest out of anything I’ve seen in the whole past week.
Going back and watching old vids again, This will never get old :')
Teacher: we’re going to do a school play
The school play:
Most of my school plays are excellent, but I getcha
SO FUCKING TRUE!!
Nice 9ne.
stop exposing my class in year 2 D:
I had to do hamlet for my school play😬
‘Doesn’t matter where u are, u can always do it in your car’
*Daz: um excuse me.. what*
Kara Sings when
Dillpickle 97 like 10:59
BlurryFeds thanks
BlurryFeds lmao ty
Kara Sings xD I like laughed so bad
When he did the “aw dad sick” then dabbed I laughed so hard that I cried and couldn’t breath.
"WORK IT GIRL! You see that hair-flip?!" Work it daz.
Walk walk walk, skip skip skip, tickle... *restraining order!*
Walk walk walk skip skip skip ticklee...DID YOU GET PERMISSION FROM EDDSWORLD FOR YOUR LOGO... (jk but rip edd)
@@rebeccajbrownbrown8 crying now
@@lemonboy1751 ya ;W;
It sounds like music you’d make on garage band when you were 9 😂
😭😭
Annika Curtis the garage band shit we make was better than this.
VIKTOR True
10:26 on full speed is pure cringe
FOX - JOSH LOL NEOWWW XD
Its the constant unbroken eye contact and smiles that get me
It's like having a lucid dream. Every time I watch this here on Daz, it becomes funnier than uncomfy.
nope still uncomfortable, creepy, and hilarious all at once
*"You see your heart.. In mine? Said every serial killer evra."* 😂
Expert Wacky Gem would u mind subscribing to my channel and turning on notifications? I post every Sunday :)
You mean evrar
Especially Dhamer (he ate people)
Èmiloux that was my favourite bit
Èmiloux he should have said cannibal
Kid with glasses -I’m feeling really good today.
Daz - WHY??
Mood
Chris Alfaro xD
Chris Alfaro “why? Why are you feeling good? You’re like, 30 or something. And you’re on the spider frame. Get off!”
I've been to that Park in wash my hands now
That one friend that always kills the mood
Hehehehe u have 666 likes
The way yellow shorts went down the slide had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m watching this at 3 in the morning holding my breathe trying not to laugh 😂 😂😂😂😂
"There's 50 shades of family going on in here"
Alabama 100
Dicesion *100*
AYYYOOOOO, chiiiill
hahahahhahahaa
Check your facts Florida has the highest incest rate in the country and Alaska is second. Google it.
Hallie Pettit ok, redditor
“Is this the kids version of the human centipede”
Dying 🤣
*wheeze*
@@Riggatony. I think I know u
I wake up every day and watch daz black thanks for everything you do daz!
"Fifty shades of family" Daz I'm crying🤣
Walk walk walk
Skip skip skip
Tickleeee
RESTRAINING ORDER!
Had me dead 🤣🤣
Satan.is.here. Yeah!
It's the pedo walk. When u see it then just fukin run
I am just mad that they only skip two times
nisa rojas bruh wtf
14:51
They look like the guy behind the camera has a gun and he’s like: “do it or pull the trigger”
😂
Yes 😂
I would rather die 😂
@@fresh90fps71 agreedz
Lol
This is by far my favorite daz watches
that shortened my life span
but daz is just amazing 13:28 bes part
"To see where this journey goes..."
Daz: Prison. That's where this goes.
Lol
Lol
We watched the video
Bruh
Them:'let's go on a journey, and explore this world'
*Daz:how about no*
Then he waddled away...
Darth Vader
Waddle waddle
@@JessNightcore
Then he waddled away
Darth Vader
Waddle waddle...
@@JessNightcore , till the very next day
Daz is my comfort UA-camr 😌
Daz: "Walk walk walk, skip skip skip, Tickleeeeee, RESTRAINING ORDER!!''
“Walk walk walk, skip skip skip, tickle, restraining order”
😂😂😂😂
Dang I’m the 99th like
Gacha Wolves that’s cool nigga but I don’t ReMeMbEr aSkInG
Ninnzyl and I don’t remember talking to u bitch
@@gachawolves8264 wtf lol please stop you are going absolutely nowhere with this conversation.
Liam Liney well I don’t see you helping so I couldn’t care less what your opinion is
Mom: go over to the neighbors house and play with them
The neighbors:
😭😂 so true
So true😂😂
So trueeeeee
🤣
Fortnite kid
I'm sitting here trying to colour and god damn it you keep making me go out the lines never been so scared, happy and angry at the same time
i have officially seen every single one of his daz watches at least two times ✨
walk walk walk skip skip skip tickleeeee
Daz: sexual harassment
i died😂😂
Dax😂
@@itz_ravenstar_0913 [ooooooooooooooooooo GED gaming just called you out
Restraining Order lmao
"where are the kids?"
*probably in his fucking van*
Katie 😂😭
Katie 😂😂 too funny
his dad looks like teller
It's been 4 years and this video's still so good XD Love you Daz
Daz you make me laugh every day good man
This sounds like literally every school play ever.
did you see the captions?😂
Yes
The dad seems like the guy in the wanted photos in the police department
Monika oh my god so true!
Yes
He looks like me in the morning
favorite daz video of all time
daz spends more time talking about the video than watching it but he makes us laugh more that way so he is the best legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is nobody talking about the part when the dude say “I’m hooking up with my gals”
Oh fuck
Where??????? I must know
TIC TAC 13:45
Kait Ackyeet aye that’s what I was thinking
Depending on where you live in the country (and someone who is genuinely wholesome lol) it means "meeting up with" or "hanging out with". I guarantee these people would never think that reference means something sexual. Think of like a church pastor saying "me and my pals are hooking up tonight for Christian movie night"
I feel like their music trying to seduce me into a cult
"Come to the slide..."
The slide craves for human flesh
The dark slide
SAME
LittleRavenMist yes
Daz. he's poetry is probbliy full of wonders
that had me dying i love daz
i always look at the subtitles for secrets or something but when the dad plays the saxophone it says [Terrible Saxophone]🤣🤣🤣
"Walk, walk, walk, skip, skip, skip, tickle, tickle, tickle, restraining order, yeah" haha🤣
It was only one tickle. Walk walk walk, skip skip skip, tickle, restraining order
@@nisarojas2869 who really gives one though..?
@Senna but you replied
@@claymore7315 you did enough to reply
@lovelyxeliza I mean you did enough to reply but ok
Ngl the music sounds like something my teachers would show us.
Yes tho
i think theres something wrong with your teacher then
Like some kind of science parody💀
mhm.
Facts
"Said every serial killer evra"had me dead on the floor cry laughing 😂😂😂😂
At the time I watched this my cousin named Kevin was at a play park and was strangling a little boy (7:46)
The kids look like that they were going to get murdered by their father if they didn't want to be in the video...
Olivia Ioannou yeah I was thinking the same
Ikr
He killed his son in the 3rd one
Mom: Take your little brother to the park
Me: Can’t mom
Mom: why!?
Me: There is three older people with no kids and one of them had a seizure on the slide.
Hahah im actually laughing
This honestly killed me 😂
I lost all my brain cells trying to read this😂😌👑
Oof Ers only one is older
I had to stop watching before I had a seizure
As a tenor saxophone player, I’m offended by that shot of a man playing one.
7:36 amazing Daz moment
The next day at school:
"Hey guys"
*Instantly gets beat up*
HA
That’s a bit dark😟
@lovelyxeliza Yeah I agree 😆😂
13:25 - 13:30
People in the video: "Walk, Walk, Walk, Walk" "Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip" "Tickle" "Yeah!"
Daz: "Sexual Harassment"
Me: *bursts out laughing the same time Daz starts laughing*
Lol same !!!!!!
Absolute musical masterpiece
Dazs face at the end😂😂😂😂😂I FELT YA MAN😭😭
*3 people have been found going around town in kids playgrounds please watch your kids*
More like call 911 and the military immediately.
That's t r a g i c
Sorry I had to 😂😂😂😂
They’re the kind of people to say “enjoy the next 24 hours” instead of “have a nice day”
WalkingTrash what’s wrong with saying that?
Spud Loves Kimba you ruined the joke lol
Spud Loves Kimba its weird
Hope you enjoy your next 24 hours of life :)
of the rest of your life*
3:18 HAD ME DYINGGGGGG😭🤣
some lyrics from the journey song I have found that hint at something more than an innocent song:
"let me take you this time"
"we can be more than friends and ill make you mine"
"take you past the horizon"
"explore your world"
"its not about the twerks you know"
"lets have fun like never before"
"your emotions really turn me up at night"
anyone else see what I see?
The worst thing is...
I've seen some of these playgrounds before...
FBI open up..
Three beat slide in your area
Run. Fucking. RUN.
move. immediately.
69 likes😂
That kid in blue looks like a 26 year old who lives in his parent's basement recording Minecraft let's plays and his channel name would be xXGamerCrafterProXx, with an intro that gives you a fucking seizure
Well, you over thought that a lot but your not wrong😂
@@Lucyyyy387 lol
True yes true
Oddly specific...
HEY GUYS TODAY ILL BE BUILDING A LIFE SIZE VERSION OF MY DADS MOST RECENT CAPTURE "ADAM GET TF OVER HERE"
I forgot about this gem for 2 years and now i laughed properly for the first time in months x someone make this a world heritage video or something
Daz: Walk,Walk,skip,skip Restraining order *dies of laughter*
Daz: apparently their music has been described as magical?
Daz: **plays music**
Daz: 👁👄👁
It only magic when your higher that a kite.
Sounded so bad Daz lost his nose
➖ ➖
👁👄👁
Like dat
"Whatever that means"
Do people listen to this???
Daz: “Is that like a child friendly version of human centipede?”
Me: 👀💧
Ya
Is there a not child friendly version?
@@jaxinspace9342 haha definitely not
@@marsh_820 then, what's JISAN talking about?
@@jaxinspace9342Beats me 🤧
7:07 he said it was art... and I started choking on my drink
“Walk, walk, walk, skip, skip, skip, tickle, yeah.
Daz: walk, walk, walk, skip, skip, skip, tickle, yeah! RESTRAINING ORDER
Daz 2018
*50 Shades of Family*
coming soon in 2020
•smøl child• I
•smøl child• only 2 years I'm going to see that 😂😂
•smøl child• shook
•smøl child• •3• cool
oml 420 likes boi
"You see...Your heart...In mine" " Said every serial killer ever"
That part got me dead😭😭
@@serenityvillafane9225 thats what ur gonna be when that serial killer makes that saying reality 😄
I mean the dad looks like ted bundy so...
"Walk walk walk, skip skip skip, tickleeeee, restraining order!"
Sobbing with laughter 😭😭🤣
Trying to watch this at night and not laughing is so hard 😂😂😂
3:31 Three Beat Slide: "Let's go on a journey and explore this world"
Daz: "HOW ABOUT NO"
@Robert Powell they're the pedo version of Dora the explorer
IMMA BIRD dead 🤣🤣
They look like they've just escaped the Amish.
I’m crying looking at these comments
Yessss😭😭😂
Three beat slide: To SeE wHeRe ThIs JoUrNeY gO’s
Daz stopping abruptly: PRISON
“Is that the child friendly version of the human centipede?”
Me: instant flashbacks 😟