Daz Watches Sorority Recruitment Videos

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  • @faithpoppe174
    @faithpoppe174 5 років тому +1596

    "THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLOND BITCHES !" omg I am dead!!!!!

    • @naludragneel5371
      @naludragneel5371 5 років тому +12

      As he said it I read it

    • @naludragneel5371
      @naludragneel5371 5 років тому +3

      @elizabeth you have a good eye for good ships
      Btw I love daz no matter what even his laugh omg

    • @icanexplain5974
      @icanexplain5974 5 років тому +1

      Yeah. Havent you ever heard of LEBB?....🤣

  • @rubymaster_6869
    @rubymaster_6869 5 років тому +3936

    "We have been waiting all Summer!"
    *HELLS DOOR OPENS; WITH MY 3AM DEMONS*

    • @admech590
      @admech590 5 років тому +36

      Like I didn't expect the incomprehensible chanting

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 5 років тому +1

      It’s Giygas off Earthbound!! :O

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 5 років тому +12

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      the noise of the sorority

    • @AmericasDevilllee
      @AmericasDevilllee 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @zackur4280
      @zackur4280 4 роки тому

      My few insomniac brain cells at 2am be like:

  • @aliya9277
    @aliya9277 5 років тому +2615

    “The fat man in me only heard pie”
    Same tbh.

  • @livia_Brew
    @livia_Brew 3 роки тому +3027

    "I WANNA GI F*CKING HOME I WANNA GO F*CKING HOME!*
    pure comedy 🤣

    • @tylerrobson804
      @tylerrobson804 3 роки тому +20

      I know ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Diana-zm5fy
      @Diana-zm5fy 3 роки тому +23

      I had nightmares after that one 😂 We don't have that shit in my country so at first I just thought it was some kind of a morbid cult lol

    • @l1amh3ndo89
      @l1amh3ndo89 3 роки тому +12

      I’ve never laughed so much when he said that

    • @TbspOfRice
      @TbspOfRice 2 роки тому +2

      not swearing tho

    • @NeonTheProtogen
      @NeonTheProtogen 2 роки тому +1

      lol gi

  • @tasha9378
    @tasha9378 5 років тому +9114

    "Is this a cult or a sorority?"
    There's no difference 😂😂

  • @poppykaminski111
    @poppykaminski111 4 роки тому +4599

    "is this a cult or a sorority"
    yes.

  • @Dononut305
    @Dononut305 5 років тому +1909

    _Daz in a sorority group:_
    _You hear _*_"LINDAAA!!!"_*_ every second of the day_

    • @kaydenlewis9246
      @kaydenlewis9246 5 років тому +3

      ok

    • @Dononut305
      @Dononut305 5 років тому +3

      ok

    • @user-bn1fd7lw2d
      @user-bn1fd7lw2d 5 років тому +6

      2:03 when i get killed in fortnite by a sniper

    • @Okarchhhhkrunkz
      @Okarchhhhkrunkz 5 років тому +3

      DAZ: Oh ffs Linda where is my TEA!!?
      Linda: *no response* 😂

    • @Sub-vo8fy
      @Sub-vo8fy 5 років тому +3

      Donovann Lorrin L I N D A (clapping in sync)

  • @Whackusbonk
    @Whackusbonk 4 роки тому +872

    “I’m not like other girls”
    Also all of them:

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому +2

      XDDD

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 роки тому +3

      I shan’t believe until one proves they aren’t like thine others.

    • @FloraMecha
      @FloraMecha 3 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @snsjsjsnsjxj9844
      @snsjsjsnsjxj9844 2 роки тому +5

      no they are right cause no normal girl would act like that. maybe we're the other girls.

    • @NotaBeautyGuru7
      @NotaBeautyGuru7 11 місяців тому

      @@snsjsjsnsjxj9844your name is my WiFi password.

  • @obi-wankenobi1188
    @obi-wankenobi1188 4 роки тому +2283

    "Who's naming theses sororities"
    The Greeks:*look away in disappointment*

    • @emperorpalpatine9880
      @emperorpalpatine9880 4 роки тому +23

      Hello there

    • @jessicaxlomax4946
      @jessicaxlomax4946 4 роки тому +24

      gEnErAl KeNoBi

    • @CJMorRoge
      @CJMorRoge 4 роки тому +6

      :€

    • @timatoma8076
      @timatoma8076 4 роки тому +6

      The negotiations were short.

    • @user-bz7sb7rk9w
      @user-bz7sb7rk9w 4 роки тому +21

      I was born in athens, greece...and I know my greek letters. I was watching this and felt very dissapointed that he didnt know that those were greek letters. But whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @nakagawa7647
    @nakagawa7647 5 років тому +1388

    Guy in hood: Who you reppin?!?!
    Daz: Delta maka aka baka!

  • @toolazy3066
    @toolazy3066 5 років тому +3936

    Imagine while they’re singing their sorority song and they accidentally summoned a demon

  • @rowiebear9688
    @rowiebear9688 3 роки тому +181

    Daz: “As you leave Earth’s realm to go to Heaven, this is the walk you have to do.”
    My mind auto filling: “And if you can make through it without killing one of them, then you make it to heaven.”

    • @R4ttyT
      @R4ttyT 3 роки тому +6

      Plus, to give you a real test, the person you hate the most is waiting at the at of the line

  • @Charlie-fz6un
    @Charlie-fz6un 5 років тому +801

    "The fat man in me only heard pie"
    Preach it brother

    • @calebg8827
      @calebg8827 5 років тому +12

      Should've been peach it brother

    • @GhostPenelope13
      @GhostPenelope13 3 місяці тому

      That’s what my dyslexic ass read.

  • @AvengerNut
    @AvengerNut 5 років тому +1295

    “HA- *sighs*”
    best start to a vid omg

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @lifegood3183
      @lifegood3183 5 років тому +1

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      I’ll Zudzcride To Everyone Who Zudzcridez To Me :)-)-)
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    • @Meggsandhamm26
      @Meggsandhamm26 5 років тому +2

      @@lifegood3183 no.

    • @DragonSkaterrr
      @DragonSkaterrr 5 років тому +4

      this video is creeping me outfor some weird reason

  • @birgitleuverink2519
    @birgitleuverink2519 5 років тому +1428

    “No, i’m not talking about ISIS......”
    “Okay, i may be talking about ISIS......”
    😂👌

  • @habebam9921
    @habebam9921 4 роки тому +60

    2:12 is literal art *chef's kiss

  • @sprtn_sam6759
    @sprtn_sam6759 5 років тому +856

    Daz making himself laugh with his own jokes is funnier than it should be 😂

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 5 років тому +1

      I know. I love his facial expressions and reactions To the videos, I needed a laugh today so...
      THANKS SO MUCH DAZ!!!

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 5 років тому

      I know. I love his facial expressions and reactions To the videos, I needed a laugh today so...
      THANKS SO MUCH DAZ!!!

    • @guymanson1626
      @guymanson1626 5 років тому +1

      @Goose Bumps UA-cam glitch I think

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 5 років тому +1

      @Goose Bumps sorry, accident

  • @megg3977
    @megg3977 5 років тому +3193

    "Is this a cult or a sorority?"
    *is there a difference?*

  • @chloejansen4381
    @chloejansen4381 5 років тому +1966

    Me: *turns up volume to hear daz*
    *doors to hell open*
    Me: *ears explode from the chants the demons make*

  • @v1aviavia
    @v1aviavia 2 роки тому +148

    3 years later i'm still waiting for a "Daz becomes a sister" video.

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 9 місяців тому +1

      4 years later and has this happened? Are we still waiting or did I miss it

    • @v1aviavia
      @v1aviavia 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Ilivepuppys pretty sure we're still waiting😓

  • @LucifersTear
    @LucifersTear 5 років тому +380

    "LINDA!... you see this!?"
    ... "you know you see this..." 😂😂😂

  • @joesworldadventures7728
    @joesworldadventures7728 5 років тому +2360

    “WHAT AM I A START UP CHANNEL!”
    Thanks for the personal attack 😂

    • @eke4146
      @eke4146 5 років тому +42

      that was smooth (if you're doing what i think you're doing)

    • @ooogreggs3567
      @ooogreggs3567 5 років тому +20

      Ur tactics worked

    • @moss7135
      @moss7135 5 років тому +18

      Bro that was smooth

    • @BeeTeaDubs
      @BeeTeaDubs 5 років тому +16

      That's right!! Feel the shame! 😠You think it's okay to start a channel? Who do you think you are?! Do you think the world revolves around you?! *reads your username* 😬Oh..It does revolve around you. Okay, my bad man! Didn't know! 🙌
      Also, you left the apostrophe out of Joe's. I don't like it.
      That is all. You may get back to your worldness and adventuring. 😁😜😂

    • @yinyangedits5846
      @yinyangedits5846 4 роки тому

      That earned a sub have a nice day

  • @mafie6182
    @mafie6182 5 років тому +763

    0:31 He startled himself with his own intro.
    Skill level: 100

  • @gracethekindahappyperson560
    @gracethekindahappyperson560 4 роки тому +129

    Daz pretending to be trump: "We're gonna build a wall, and its gonna be made...outta gurls.
    Also Daz pretending to be trump: "And Mexico's gonna pay for it."
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @solidunicrn6549
    @solidunicrn6549 5 років тому +1599

    5:36 I have to clue if daz even realized it but he spelled his name in letter callouts
    D-Delta
    A-Alpha
    Z-Zeta

    • @pebbleyt1357
      @pebbleyt1357 5 років тому +13

      The Infamous Ghost Rider oh ye

    • @hehnen4731
      @hehnen4731 4 роки тому +6

      Teen wolf XD no.

    • @solidunicrn6549
      @solidunicrn6549 4 роки тому +1

      @@kendricklamarfan21 yeah, I wouldn't know that far through. I was kinda going off info from years ago. But I was close

    • @solidunicrn6549
      @solidunicrn6549 4 роки тому

      @@kendricklamarfan21 thanks, I think most people will prefer it as well

    • @killingeveedits8228
      @killingeveedits8228 4 роки тому

      Omg lol

  • @tri_tin9689
    @tri_tin9689 4 роки тому +2254

    Teacher: Even though it’s the last day of school for the summer, we still got work to do Students: 2:12

    • @maybabyy3458
      @maybabyy3458 4 роки тому +57

      This deserves more likes😂😂😂

    • @torben_vp
      @torben_vp 4 роки тому +48

      Perfection doesn't exi.......... o shit it does

    • @freyamorgan284
      @freyamorgan284 4 роки тому +13

      Yessssss 🤣

    • @spawny132
      @spawny132 4 роки тому +20

      No that’s when my dad saw me when he saw me for the first time

    • @bambiwoodgarden2727
      @bambiwoodgarden2727 3 роки тому +8

      Oh my god I lost it 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂

  • @lucigen-r1083
    @lucigen-r1083 5 років тому +1547

    “ I want to go 85 boom, boom . I want to get eaten alive boom, boom.”
    Who else thinks that the 1st sorority sounds like this

    • @cometvaudin2850
      @cometvaudin2850 5 років тому +23

      I wanna go ADPi boom boom
      (Something) I ain’t gonna lie boom boom

    • @aaronm.560
      @aaronm.560 4 роки тому +3

      The hell?

    • @madisonriley1881
      @madisonriley1881 4 роки тому +8

      This is the best boom boom remix. I will bring it up in meeting to formally request this be our new door dec song. 😂

    • @heatherroberts7487
      @heatherroberts7487 4 роки тому +2

      That’s exactly what I thought they said 😂

    • @gummybearthug5337
      @gummybearthug5337 4 роки тому +17

      I'm in my mums car.. boom boom

  • @Archangel00f
    @Archangel00f 9 місяців тому +5

    8:02 literally one of many of my favorite clips from Daz games. “DELTA MAKA AKA BETA”😂

  • @Alex-md2hb
    @Alex-md2hb 4 роки тому +2785

    "When they open the doors to Neverland Ranch" now that ladies and gents is pure humor.

  • @ManseManden
    @ManseManden 5 років тому +4767

    This is how many people who want to have a tea party with Daz
    👇🏼

    • @randome-cl2nk
      @randome-cl2nk 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @Noxmoon69
      @Noxmoon69 5 років тому +4

      Im 1000000000000000% 4 that shit

    • @reesemax5872
      @reesemax5872 5 років тому +7

      i want to like it but it’s at 666 likes

    • @dead_tparty
      @dead_tparty 5 років тому +2

      @@reesemax5872 same, don't wanna ruin it 😶

    • @fatnigga2060
      @fatnigga2060 5 років тому +2

      Omg you’re so original

  • @REXSKWONDO
    @REXSKWONDO 5 років тому +958

    *_We found out who writes Lil Pump’s lyrics_*
    I am literally wheezing

  • @jennisconfuzzled
    @jennisconfuzzled 4 роки тому +580

    Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what they’re saying when they sing?

    • @hayden98
      @hayden98 3 роки тому +26

      I didn’t understand it

    • @dreamydemure
      @dreamydemure 3 роки тому +33

      i think they were spelling there sorority’s name and it’s motto or smth idfk

    • @charitykaptain
      @charitykaptain 3 роки тому +16

      SAME GIRL I DONT UNDERSTAND

    • @Jakeee108
      @Jakeee108 3 роки тому +6

      I don’t

    • @Mercy-io1fb
      @Mercy-io1fb 3 роки тому +3

      First of yes
      second yes

  • @Bel.casillas
    @Bel.casillas 5 років тому +1315

    Someone should make a remix of him saying "I want to go fuvkin home"👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @izzytitus8224
      @izzytitus8224 5 років тому +9

      yES

    • @charly2658
      @charly2658 5 років тому +3

      Yasasss

    • @quinn3611
      @quinn3611 5 років тому +15

      And add the little "boom boom" he does.

    • @becca_rose_x
      @becca_rose_x 5 років тому +2

      Omg that part made me burst out loud laughing 😂😂

    • @vidam1072
      @vidam1072 5 років тому +2

      I need this

  • @JoelintonMassif
    @JoelintonMassif 5 років тому +516

    2:50 "When you open the door to Neverland Ranch"
    *Daz instantly regrets it*

  • @noramikkelsen1011
    @noramikkelsen1011 5 років тому +2415

    Me: Can not remember the door scene from IT
    Daz: Shows the door scene from IT with the girls screaming when it opens
    Me: Literally crying on the floor because that was fucking hilarious

    • @dizzymisslizzy1428
      @dizzymisslizzy1428 5 років тому +11

      Nora Mikkelsen I had to recap the movie in my head😂

    • @bowerz1167
      @bowerz1167 4 роки тому

      Your peng asf

    • @joeyyy338
      @joeyyy338 3 роки тому +2

      @@bowerz1167 simp

    • @reddeadfan-jz7sx
      @reddeadfan-jz7sx 3 роки тому +1

      @@bowerz1167 your young asf probably

    • @HACATLOVER
      @HACATLOVER 3 роки тому +2

      @Tristan when me and my sister were decorating the Christmas tree she made a really funny joke and I fell to the ground laughing. To be fair, I had no chair

  • @Toledo2763
    @Toledo2763 3 роки тому +19

    4:00 "I wanna go 85! Poo poo! I wanna go 85! I wanna go 85! Poo poo! Poo poo!"

  • @fantagebubble
    @fantagebubble 5 років тому +804

    WHERE DID ALL THESE *BITCHES* COME FROM?
    Daz 2019

  • @brooklynh7368
    @brooklynh7368 5 років тому +230

    me: *tries not to laugh*
    daz: *laughs hysterically*
    me: *boths starts laughs hysterically*

  • @alang9891
    @alang9891 4 роки тому +1443

    2:55
    When you open a pack of gum in school

  • @corazon.c
    @corazon.c 4 роки тому +8

    2:28 I've never felt like crying so hard in my life and not tears of joy but tears of terror

  • @marymargaret2646
    @marymargaret2646 4 роки тому +418

    “We have been waiting all summer”.
    Me: “so that’s where all the missing kids go”

  • @ninaaaaishere
    @ninaaaaishere 5 років тому +496

    "Sketchy and all over the placey."
    (CLAP) I found a new slang! 😂
    EDIT: HOLY-! So many likes! And a like from Daz! Yay! THANK YOU!

  • @EternalRiver90
    @EternalRiver90 5 років тому +421

    “I want to enter your house and film”
    - Daz Black 2019

  • @BiscuitJourney
    @BiscuitJourney 3 роки тому +19

    Daz went "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS?" And my poor puppy almost fell of the chair 😂 it was hilarious

  • @GeoBass_
    @GeoBass_ 5 років тому +547

    Got to love Daz casually asking "is this a Cult or a Sorority?" like there's a difference

  • @larablanks2814
    @larablanks2814 5 років тому +373

    "we're gona build a wall..... AnD iTs aLL GonNa bE MadE ouT of GiRls" aha i love him 😂💕
    Omg thanks to everyone else for the likes 😘x

    • @bunniesWHISPERSasmr
      @bunniesWHISPERSasmr 5 років тому +2

      I got zombie apocalypse vibes from this joke.
      Trump- just.. pile the body's.
      Yes. Yes. We WILL make a wall.
      it's not like we need government funding to make a viable wall to stop the zombies from killing us all. No way. we are the SAFEST country on Earth!

    • @larablanks2814
      @larablanks2814 5 років тому +2

      Rxby_pxwers ah didn’t mean to put that thanks for telling me 🤣

    • @drmustacheofficial
      @drmustacheofficial 5 років тому

      "And Mexico's gonna pay for it"

  • @lanadeltaco5281
    @lanadeltaco5281 5 років тому +1732

    No one:
    Daz: “ALPHA DELTA ATA BETA ZATA DATA”

    • @cody2328
      @cody2328 4 роки тому +11

      It should be Zulu

    • @rapidshadows142
      @rapidshadows142 4 роки тому +2

      I love daz

    • @Chumstick
      @Chumstick 4 роки тому +3

      I was gonna like this but u have 666 likes so i cant XD

    • @mckennabritz2726
      @mckennabritz2726 4 роки тому +4

      900th LIKEEEE

    • @BABY..MARS..
      @BABY..MARS.. 3 роки тому +4

      IT ASKED ME IF I WANTED GO TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH-

  • @annacarys5587
    @annacarys5587 3 роки тому +26

    “THE FAT MAN IN ME ONLY HEARD PIE’” QUOTE - DAZ
    Want an inspirational quote? Watch Daz games - Problem. Solved.

  • @eyleen5458
    @eyleen5458 5 років тому +595

    "Who are you reppin' "
    "...DELTA ELTA MAKA BAKA"
    Edit: oof daz I love you you're amazing😔👌👏

    • @jasminewilliams1133
      @jasminewilliams1133 5 років тому +3

      They're greek letters

    • @eyleen5458
      @eyleen5458 5 років тому +7

      @@jasminewilliams1133 yeah I know that but Daz said it in the video

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 років тому +2

      @@jasminewilliams1133 Did You finish the video

  • @patrickreddy1239
    @patrickreddy1239 5 років тому +237

    8:13 killed me I was not expecting it. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

    • @blackcat8104
      @blackcat8104 5 років тому +2

      Thanks for commenting a warning. I'm currently eating popcorn and you probably saved me from choking. Lol

  • @user-yt7cl3kv5l
    @user-yt7cl3kv5l 5 років тому +617

    "Is this a cult or a sorority?"
    Aren't they the same thing

  • @jenniekimscat7122
    @jenniekimscat7122 4 роки тому +27

    These are the lyrics
    The lyrics go like this: Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi, Boom boom, and baby that ain’t no lie, Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna wear white and blue Boom boom, and wear that diamond too Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Boom boom That’s Alpha Delta Pi Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you?

  • @Marsiecovers
    @Marsiecovers 5 років тому +776

    Roses are red
    Never use tinder
    At 8:43 daz screams “linda!”

    • @judypenner7381
      @judypenner7381 5 років тому +4

      Vianess Nyx omg I love this

    • @riaranta3150
      @riaranta3150 5 років тому +25

      You have to read this in a British accent 👌🏻😂

    • @BeeTeaDubs
      @BeeTeaDubs 5 років тому +5

      @@riaranta3150 Today I discovered that saying Tinder in a British accent is fun and makes it sound slightly classy. Although if anyone can make a creepy, late-night, last minute, desperate, uncomfortable, STD riddled Tinder hook up sound classy, even slightly, it's the British! Lol (It's a compliment... Right? I meant it as a compliment.. Its a compliment, ok? You're welcome 🤝👍)

    • @alana4554
      @alana4554 5 років тому

      @Danni Mistissimo Masters funniest paragraph I've read in a while😂

    • @CelestialChaos777
      @CelestialChaos777 5 років тому +3

      At first i didnt get it cause im not English😂

  • @serpent.goddess561
    @serpent.goddess561 5 років тому +303

    "Now I'm not talking like ISIS"
    "Maybe a little bit like ISIS"

    • @cooper3695
      @cooper3695 5 років тому

      serpent.goddess Just a tad...

  • @mommiellamie5322
    @mommiellamie5322 5 років тому +345

    "Who you repping!?"
    *Inhales deeply* "Delta 👏 omega 👏 alpha 👏 beta 👏"
    😂😂

  • @stephsvids9812
    @stephsvids9812 4 роки тому +15

    6:04 yes that is the Matilda pancake scene song 😂🥰

    • @daughterofchatblanc
      @daughterofchatblanc 2 місяці тому

      I was too young when I watched Matilda to remember the soundtrack but I do remember this song from Ice Age 1

  • @katieelizabeth8762
    @katieelizabeth8762 5 років тому +1888

    Teacher: How’s your day going?
    Me: 2:12

  • @Kaya_Stay
    @Kaya_Stay 5 років тому +336

    Daz: should we say ᵁᵍˡʸ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ?

  • @omardiagne9185
    @omardiagne9185 5 років тому +147

    August 1st at my school:
    VP and principal: We’ve been waiting all summer.
    Them: *opens door to hell*
    1:49

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому

      The Incognito Gamer 😵😫😖

  • @sophiadragoo7545
    @sophiadragoo7545 4 роки тому +7

    Lol 4:55 "shall we say..Ugly people?" i died XD

  • @ninaaaaishere
    @ninaaaaishere 5 років тому +365

    8:00 KILLED ME!
    GANGSTA DAZ....
    I JUST.... I CAN'T! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxcurry5268
    @maxcurry5268 5 років тому +545

    Me: *sees the backgraound*
    Also me: *screams in terror*
    Thx for the funny comments and the likes🖤

    • @maxcurry5268
      @maxcurry5268 5 років тому +1

      @@gracee13 thank you 😂

    • @lpskodiakproductions
      @lpskodiakproductions 5 років тому +2

      Please keep the spelling mistake in it makes it 10× funnier

    • @maxcurry5268
      @maxcurry5268 5 років тому +1

      @@lpskodiakproductions lol sure 😂

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @maxcurry5268
      @maxcurry5268 4 роки тому

      @@sebby324 🤣

  • @mariaolinger9471
    @mariaolinger9471 5 років тому +1692

    Girls:we’ve been waiting for you all summer!!
    *girls open doors*
    The new narnia
    Thank you for 1.6k :,,,,,0

  • @TheOfficialMarvelMaven
    @TheOfficialMarvelMaven 4 дні тому +1

    You are absolutely hilarious and shady… and I’m here for it alllll!
    And yes Black Sororities are fire!!!🔥 😊

  • @gracie-dc2wg
    @gracie-dc2wg 5 років тому +223

    i swear daz refers to that scene in it all the time 💀

  • @lauramcgraw2426
    @lauramcgraw2426 5 років тому +1213

    "The Leauge of Incredible Blonde Bi***es" 😂😂 love the reference! 😄

  • @01eminasvolhamato
    @01eminasvolhamato 5 років тому +855

    Daz: shall we say...ugly people
    He struggles so much to say it poor thing, bless him
    God help me though I just love the face he makes 😂

  • @jm2181
    @jm2181 3 роки тому +13

    At 3:45 they are spelling alpha chi omega (I believe), I’m just as confused as Daz at this point😂

  • @killingeveedits8228
    @killingeveedits8228 4 роки тому +810

    “I want to go 85 boom boom, I wanna get eaten alive boom boom”
    ???????????????????????

    • @jenniekimscat7122
      @jenniekimscat7122 4 роки тому +75

      They are this
      The lyrics go like this: Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi, Boom boom, and baby that ain’t no lie, Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna wear white and blue Boom boom, and wear that diamond too Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Boom boom That’s Alpha Delta Pi Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you?

    • @spam.0319
      @spam.0319 4 роки тому +10

      @@jenniekimscat7122 what are they trying to say I don’t get it xD

    • @shelbyhaskett875
      @shelbyhaskett875 3 роки тому +7

      @@jenniekimscat7122 thank u

    • @xphoebe_hx
      @xphoebe_hx 3 роки тому +24

      Tbh i thought it was: " I don't wanna be 85, boom boom, id rather be eaten alive " lmaoooo

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 роки тому +2

      @@jenniekimscat7122 that sounds like some cultist shit.

  • @nay5596
    @nay5596 5 років тому +7001

    This is how many people love daz's laugh
    👇

    • @user-ex6bj7rj3z
      @user-ex6bj7rj3z 5 років тому +4

      Lol 12

    • @abbie4438
      @abbie4438 5 років тому +5

      100 people DO

    • @cameronlace6931
      @cameronlace6931 5 років тому +3

      Defoe like everyone who seen him laughing

    • @thephoenix1643
      @thephoenix1643 5 років тому +6

      You really have to put that emoji?

    • @dawnofthewalkers4915
      @dawnofthewalkers4915 5 років тому +28

      I thought that was the number of how many people are stupid enough to fall for you pathetic like begging fucking twat.

  • @Raincorpse
    @Raincorpse 4 роки тому +1007

    Daz:**watches video**
    The three girls:**Opens the doors**
    All the girls:**SCREAMS**
    Daz: **frightened**

  • @kerrysandiford8612
    @kerrysandiford8612 3 роки тому +5

    2:12 me when i only get a small amount of popcorn on movie day at school 😫✋🏼

  • @swiggityswoater4191
    @swiggityswoater4191 5 років тому +181

    Plot twist Theresa may quit to become Linda

  • @LastOnlineDaysAgo
    @LastOnlineDaysAgo 5 років тому +504

    *Daz puts downs the greenscreen*
    I'll bet you $5 someone greenscrened it with memes.

    • @A11eged1y
      @A11eged1y 5 років тому +6

      Omf

    • @schonsinn
      @schonsinn 5 років тому +3

      Ravage360 The Dragon he said it out loud to all of us

    • @ab1j00
      @ab1j00 5 років тому +3

      @Ravage360 The Dragon
      I'll correct it for you:
      *_Daz puts down the green screen_*
      I'll bet you $5 someone greenscreened it with memes.

    • @Miss_K3k97
      @Miss_K3k97 5 років тому

      Gibs me the 5 dollars

    • @schonsinn
      @schonsinn 5 років тому

      Ravage360 The Dragon I was kidding. A joke. I wasn’t disagreeing

  • @lyndsaymarie755
    @lyndsaymarie755 5 років тому +431

    “The fat man in me only heard pie” 😂

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 4 роки тому +8

      There’s a fat man in everyone and I most certainly heard pie

    • @jht8909
      @jht8909 4 роки тому

      @@diamondbaker5331 same

  • @ameliaservis4837
    @ameliaservis4837 11 місяців тому +2

    Watching Daz struggle to understand why frats/sororities have Greek letters as their names is supremely funny to me, an American who was actually in a co-ed frat in college 😂

  • @b_rogue
    @b_rogue 4 роки тому +325

    “Here in the UK we don’t have sororities”
    Why can’t I go to school in the UK?!

    • @ava-lilymorganxd2996
      @ava-lilymorganxd2996 4 роки тому

      Bianca Ondatje aww sorry

    • @caitlinandjaxon6334
      @caitlinandjaxon6334 4 роки тому +31

      As a British Person, u would hate the schooling here😣 you don't really do clubs at all unless you want a weird physically education teacher teaching you math😂

    • @a.r.m.ymoaengene6250
      @a.r.m.ymoaengene6250 4 роки тому +6

      @@caitlinandjaxon6334 the way my p.e teacher taught me maths shows how u didnt even lie 😭

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 4 роки тому +4

      You don’t want to go to school here
      I go to a private school here and we have 12 hour days with 2 hours military fitness every day

    • @figure1021
      @figure1021 4 роки тому +1

      Idk what kind of British schools u lot go to but I’m from the uk and it’s great 🤔

  • @stevenyarnell
    @stevenyarnell 5 років тому +105

    "I WANNA GO F__KING HOME! I WANNA GO F__KING HOME!" Might thoughts exactly, Daz! >_>

  • @ultimatereddits5725
    @ultimatereddits5725 5 років тому +121

    Extremely overly welcoming, overly confident, aggressively nice loud out going and preppy girls with scarily optimistic personalities
    *I'd rather die*

    • @smoxthybweh
      @smoxthybweh 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @kaitlyn1125
      @kaitlyn1125 5 років тому +11

      Anyone who has ever been around sorority girls knows how fake and toxic they really are. 😂 I’ve yet to meet a single sorority girl that I’ve thought “hey you seem like a genuinely good person!” Frats are bad as well. The whole Greek system sucks actually.

    • @outlawsaint3012
      @outlawsaint3012 5 років тому +3

      That is one accurate analysis

    • @cooper3695
      @cooper3695 5 років тому

      *aggressively claps*
      WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALLLLLLLL SUMMER

  • @paulettabrooks1453
    @paulettabrooks1453 3 роки тому +1

    2:12 ....yep that's me right now!
    Sat in a car outside of creepy hospital with voices in my head telling me im gunna wake up in a pool of my own blood tomorrow and everything in the area is making white noise which is starting to sound more and more like screaming the more I listen....

  • @NoahHumphreys
    @NoahHumphreys 5 років тому +721

    Dazs intros are amazing!
    Like I f you agree ❤️❤️

    • @TheTechnognosia
      @TheTechnognosia 5 років тому +6

      Your kinda asking likes

    • @fujivr5924
      @fujivr5924 5 років тому +3

      I agree.
      I’m not liking

    • @BoarChop
      @BoarChop 5 років тому +2

      I agree with the intros but im not liking :^

  • @KoscheiTheMaster
    @KoscheiTheMaster 5 років тому +351

    "Is this a cult or a sorority?" Little does he know, sororities are actually just a subcategory of cult 🤔

  • @Smawlvil420
    @Smawlvil420 4 роки тому +539

    Lol I am a chef in a sorority. They have to do this like, 5 to 10 times a day during recruitment week. It gets rather annoying lol. They also practice for a couple weeks before and daily during which turns into 2 to 3 weeks of them singing their song about 30 or 40 times a day.

    • @reaverfang377
      @reaverfang377 4 роки тому +54

      Steel yourself, the Howling Banshees of mega alpha, beta zeta are coming. We must bar the doors, lock the windows and ready our guns. Pray that we survive this long, and terrible night.

    • @Platymapuss
      @Platymapuss 4 роки тому +53

      Jesus that sounds like torture 😬

    • @Smawlvil420
      @Smawlvil420 4 роки тому +22

      @@Platymapuss lol yeah its pretty bad

    • @Smawlvil420
      @Smawlvil420 4 роки тому +32

      @Devin Davis lol it was a chill and relatively easy job with amazing pay. Ill deal with a couple weeks of that for financial freedom. Plus it had 3 paid months off per year if you add up the breaks and summer. Can't complain about 3 forced paid vacations every year.

    • @xUSEC-Scooterx
      @xUSEC-Scooterx 4 роки тому +5

      If you dont mind me asking, how much do you get paid? And how often?

  • @keegan3440
    @keegan3440 3 роки тому +10

    2:11 This part got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @nanobyrne5439
    @nanobyrne5439 5 років тому +776

    Is anyone else getting "welcome to dulock" from Shrek vibes ahahaha

    • @natk29
      @natk29 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha this comment section is the best !

    • @reneemajor4430
      @reneemajor4430 5 років тому +5

      That's what it reminded me of 👏

    • @morganv.9325
      @morganv.9325 5 років тому +13

      WELCOME TO DULOCK WHAT A PERFECT TOWN NOW WE HAVE SOME RULES LET US LAY THEM DOWN

    • @erb1998
      @erb1998 4 роки тому +3

      AHAHHAHA YES

    • @kiannahass7439
      @kiannahass7439 4 роки тому +5

      THINGSSSSSS ARE LOOKING UPPPPPPPP INNNNNNNNN DUUUUUUULLLLLOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKK

  • @ninaaaaishere
    @ninaaaaishere 5 років тому +94

    9:27
    DAZ: "... and become a sister."
    ME: (rainbow hands) "HI SISTERS!"

    • @Jayne1971
      @Jayne1971 5 років тому +3

      Don't forget the accent! 😂

  • @indigo6518
    @indigo6518 5 років тому +104

    The reason why the names are like Delta Alpha Pi is because each group are going to fight each other to the DEATH

  • @samanthadesruisseaux2169
    @samanthadesruisseaux2169 3 роки тому +1

    The way he tried to grab his cross and then realized he doesn't have one at 1:59

  • @oliviakerr4790
    @oliviakerr4790 5 років тому +103

    5:35
    Teacher:
    Okay today kids we are going to watch a video on what happens when you take drugs.

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому

      Olivia Kerr or join a religious cult 🥴

  • @Koliejohnson
    @Koliejohnson 4 роки тому +208

    Dude in hood: Who Your reppin
    Girl in club: delta maka aka Baka

    • @lizaparkisson4026
      @lizaparkisson4026 3 роки тому +8

      When he did that I laughed that much I accidentally farted! Had to watch that bit 4 times to cheer myself up after a shit day.

  • @george5276
    @george5276 5 років тому +209

    2:55 when the doors open on Black Friday 👏👏👏🤣😂😂

    • @cooper3695
      @cooper3695 5 років тому +1

      And the workers are the off duty life guards 😂😂😂

  • @Rednova08
    @Rednova08 4 роки тому +8

    4:37 This video was filmed by George Lucas.😂

  • @blazingdaemon1906
    @blazingdaemon1906 5 років тому +332

    " now I'm not talking like isis."
    " maybe a bit like isis"
    " BUT"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TA-qo2nv
      @TA-qo2nv 4 роки тому

      Blazing Daemon shamima begum: 👁👄👁

  • @bonnyblue1995
    @bonnyblue1995 5 років тому +413

    "When they open the doors to Neverland ranch..."
    I screamed

  • @August-kc8xw
    @August-kc8xw 5 років тому +98

    //Daz Black cures my depression every time. Only UA-camr I can sit through and actually laugh. 😂

  • @markshields4125
    @markshields4125 3 роки тому

    7:58 almost chocked on my cereal LOOOOOOLLLL.
    DAZ, you are the cure to my depression!

  • @sakuamvsog
    @sakuamvsog 5 років тому +91

    *Daz deserves way more than 2.7 million subs. He’s the lightest soul I’ve seen on UA-cam in years*

  • @allisonbearden1735
    @allisonbearden1735 5 років тому +241

    “...maybe a little bit like ISIS”
    WHEEEEEZE 😂😂

  • @sarahdaigle3531
    @sarahdaigle3531 5 років тому +178

    6:35 OH NO I'm getting Omegle flashbacks

  • @Lils5262
    @Lils5262 4 місяці тому +1

    8:11 👏DELTA 👏MEGA 👏EGA 👏BEGA 😂😂😂 daz you make my day