Daz Watches Sorority Recruitment Videos
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- Опубліковано 25 тра 2024
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"THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLOND BITCHES !" omg I am dead!!!!!
As he said it I read it
@elizabeth you have a good eye for good ships
Btw I love daz no matter what even his laugh omg
Yeah. Havent you ever heard of LEBB?....🤣
"I WANNA GI F*CKING HOME I WANNA GO F*CKING HOME!*
pure comedy 🤣
I know ! 🤣🤣🤣
I had nightmares after that one 😂 We don't have that shit in my country so at first I just thought it was some kind of a morbid cult lol
I’ve never laughed so much when he said that
not swearing tho
lol gi
“I’m not like other girls”
Also all of them:
XDDD
I shan’t believe until one proves they aren’t like thine others.
Yep
no they are right cause no normal girl would act like that. maybe we're the other girls.
@@snsjsjsnsjxj9844your name is my WiFi password.
3 years later i'm still waiting for a "Daz becomes a sister" video.
4 years later and has this happened? Are we still waiting or did I miss it
@@Ilivepuppys pretty sure we're still waiting😓
"We have been waiting all Summer!"
*HELLS DOOR OPENS; WITH MY 3AM DEMONS*
Like I didn't expect the incomprehensible chanting
It’s Giygas off Earthbound!! :O
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
the noise of the sorority
😂
My few insomniac brain cells at 2am be like:
“The fat man in me only heard pie”
Same tbh.
No replies somehow
Same
FBI
OPEN UP!!!
*Aggressively claps*
ALPHA DELTA PIE
I have a pie in the oven while I watch this
Daz: “As you leave Earth’s realm to go to Heaven, this is the walk you have to do.”
My mind auto filling: “And if you can make through it without killing one of them, then you make it to heaven.”
Plus, to give you a real test, the person you hate the most is waiting at the at of the line
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what they’re saying when they sing?
I didn’t understand it
i think they were spelling there sorority’s name and it’s motto or smth idfk
SAME GIRL I DONT UNDERSTAND
I don’t
First of yes
second yes
"Is this a cult or a sorority?"
There's no difference 😂😂
im down to join a cult and or a coven
As long as there's free food
At least the Cool-Aid is free.
Oh shit...
Natasha Jones probably a cult
_Daz in a sorority group:_
_You hear _*_"LINDAAA!!!"_*_ every second of the day_
ok
ok
2:03 when i get killed in fortnite by a sniper
DAZ: Oh ffs Linda where is my TEA!!?
Linda: *no response* 😂
Donovann Lorrin L I N D A (clapping in sync)
2:12 is literal art *chef's kiss
Daz pretending to be trump: "We're gonna build a wall, and its gonna be made...outta gurls.
Also Daz pretending to be trump: "And Mexico's gonna pay for it."
I'm dead 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“WHAT AM I A START UP CHANNEL!”
Thanks for the personal attack 😂
that was smooth (if you're doing what i think you're doing)
Ur tactics worked
Bro that was smooth
That's right!! Feel the shame! 😠You think it's okay to start a channel? Who do you think you are?! Do you think the world revolves around you?! *reads your username* 😬Oh..It does revolve around you. Okay, my bad man! Didn't know! 🙌
Also, you left the apostrophe out of Joe's. I don't like it.
That is all. You may get back to your worldness and adventuring. 😁😜😂
That earned a sub have a nice day
“No, i’m not talking about ISIS......”
“Okay, i may be talking about ISIS......”
😂👌
You in army?? SAMEEEE
Same shit
Army and yeah😂
💜💜💜
Army
4:00 "I wanna go 85! Poo poo! I wanna go 85! I wanna go 85! Poo poo! Poo poo!"
6:04 yes that is the Matilda pancake scene song 😂🥰
"The fat man in me only heard pie"
Preach it brother
Should've been peach it brother
"is this a cult or a sorority"
yes.
More like a cult
B O T H
ALL
✨YES✨
@@yeeterpetere2532✨ Y E S✨
2:28 I've never felt like crying so hard in my life and not tears of joy but tears of terror
Daz went "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS?" And my poor puppy almost fell of the chair 😂 it was hilarious
Guy in hood: Who you reppin?!?!
Daz: Delta maka aka baka!
I almost died 😂
bunlep sameee
Delta maka aga baga
"Who's naming theses sororities"
The Greeks:*look away in disappointment*
Hello there
gEnErAl KeNoBi
:€
The negotiations were short.
I was born in athens, greece...and I know my greek letters. I was watching this and felt very dissapointed that he didnt know that those were greek letters. But whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“THE FAT MAN IN ME ONLY HEARD PIE’” QUOTE - DAZ
Want an inspirational quote? Watch Daz games - Problem. Solved.
These are the lyrics
The lyrics go like this: Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi, Boom boom, and baby that ain’t no lie, Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna wear white and blue Boom boom, and wear that diamond too Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Boom boom That’s Alpha Delta Pi Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you?
Someone should make a remix of him saying "I want to go fuvkin home"👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
yES
Yasasss
And add the little "boom boom" he does.
Omg that part made me burst out loud laughing 😂😂
I need this
“HA- *sighs*”
best start to a vid omg
Yes
If you L14K This Comment And Zudzcride To MeYour M0M Will Live 4EVER.
I’ll Zudzcride To Everyone Who Zudzcridez To Me :)-)-)
LłKE this if ur an Og 👍
Maybe you can be an OG of mine 🙏
@@lifegood3183 no.
this video is creeping me outfor some weird reason
At 3:45 they are spelling alpha chi omega (I believe), I’m just as confused as Daz at this point😂
Lol 4:55 "shall we say..Ugly people?" i died XD
Daz making himself laugh with his own jokes is funnier than it should be 😂
I know. I love his facial expressions and reactions To the videos, I needed a laugh today so...
THANKS SO MUCH DAZ!!!
I know. I love his facial expressions and reactions To the videos, I needed a laugh today so...
THANKS SO MUCH DAZ!!!
@Goose Bumps UA-cam glitch I think
@Goose Bumps sorry, accident
"The Leauge of Incredible Blonde Bi***es" 😂😂 love the reference! 😄
Best worst movie ever!
😂😂
It’s extraordinary
6:56 What has Linda been doing?
Did anybody notice at 5:10 the f*cking massive candle chandelier and the dark hallway where I assume rituals of some sort happen😳
5:36 I have to clue if daz even realized it but he spelled his name in letter callouts
D-Delta
A-Alpha
Z-Zeta
The Infamous Ghost Rider oh ye
Teen wolf XD no.
@@kendricklamarfan21 yeah, I wouldn't know that far through. I was kinda going off info from years ago. But I was close
@@kendricklamarfan21 thanks, I think most people will prefer it as well
Omg lol
"Is this a cult or a sorority?"
*is there a difference?*
Its a mafia
Nope
The answer is neither...its the Mafia....in disguise
I'm your 1k like :))
@@tjunderwood9668 same with frats
1:37
THATS WHERE THAT TIKTOK AUDIO IS FROM
2:11 This part got me dying 😂😂😂
Daz : *puts green screen up*
Also Daz: *doesnt use the green screen*
Emre Ofkeli I was thinking that too but I think it’s because the bottom of his hat is green too haha
But we could just edit a background in lmao
I thought he was going to put up his old wall on there
@@prestonseim1708 SAME LOL
He should have used that green screen because the underside of his hat would get it too
Me: *turns up volume to hear daz*
*doors to hell open*
Me: *ears explode from the chants the demons make*
XD LMAO
*aggressively claps*
BOOM BOOM
LOL
Omg I laughed wayyy too hard at this I’m crying.
Yes
Daz's hood impression just made my week🤣😭😂
4:37 This video was filmed by George Lucas.😂
????????
"LINDA!... you see this!?"
... "you know you see this..." 😂😂😂
WHERE DID ALL THESE *BITCHES* COME FROM?
Daz 2019
8:36 Nah, that's probably just Camden County College's sorority lmao
"Some of you may know where we're going with this"
Me: looks down at the title..."I mean...yeah."
Teacher: Even though it’s the last day of school for the summer, we still got work to do Students: 2:12
This deserves more likes😂😂😂
Perfection doesn't exi.......... o shit it does
Yessssss 🤣
No that’s when my dad saw me when he saw me for the first time
Oh my god I lost it 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂
Imagine while they’re singing their sorority song and they accidentally summoned a demon
They probably already have😂😂
They are the demons lol
okbuthaikyuuisfire 😂😂🤣🤣
Accidentally??
wouldn’t be surprised ngl
2:12 me when i only get a small amount of popcorn on movie day at school 😫✋🏼
8:02 literally one of many of my favorite clips from Daz games. “DELTA MAKA AKA BETA”😂
"Is this a cult or a sorority?"
Aren't they the same thing
@@Mr_Rabbit welp, you must be fun at parties
Basically yes
@@Mr_Rabbit how????
“ I want to go 85 boom, boom . I want to get eaten alive boom, boom.”
Who else thinks that the 1st sorority sounds like this
I wanna go ADPi boom boom
(Something) I ain’t gonna lie boom boom
The hell?
This is the best boom boom remix. I will bring it up in meeting to formally request this be our new door dec song. 😂
That’s exactly what I thought they said 😂
I'm in my mums car.. boom boom
'fun' story: I was in a sorority for about a month before I happily left. After about a week I started realising that thing were being moved around in my dorm and suspected that someone had been in there. At first, I thought I was my roommate but when she took a few weeks off and it kept happening I got suspicious of the leaders of the sorority. I was in the sorority house with my friend and we found a drawer filled with dorm keys. The sorority had COPIED THE DORM KEYS and were letting themselves into peoples dorms. AND IT DOESNT STOP THERE. Me and my friend, we were outside messing about when we get pushed, and dragged into a FUCKING ALLEYWAY we screamed because we thought we were getting fucking kidnapped but then the person was like Shhhh its only us silly! we wanna know if u wanna come tonight? I SAID NO WAY WTF COUNT ME OUT
I feel like they are doing a ritual to summon a demon 😂
This is how many people who want to have a tea party with Daz
👇🏼
Yes
Im 1000000000000000% 4 that shit
i want to like it but it’s at 666 likes
@@reesemax5872 same, don't wanna ruin it 😶
Omg you’re so original
2:55
When you open a pack of gum in school
That’s the best and most relatable comment I’ve read👏🏻😌
😂 I’m crying
Y e s. 😂
@Alisha Sivapatham literally the opposite
Nah more like 2:20
Low Disk Space......a classic
1:41 The Door to hell just opened🤣
"When they open the doors to Neverland Ranch" now that ladies and gents is pure humor.
@@BobbyMoore24 did I ask?
@@BobbyMoore24 wow that's funny, neither did I.
Is that a Promised Neverland joke? Lol
Is this mj related?
@@MrLasveguinhas yea I’m pretty sure
0:31 He startled himself with his own intro.
Skill level: 100
What insane person dose not?
@@bottombitch7405 *does*
Are u 6
Jk
I just like the arms wayyyyy in the back of pretty much every sorority video just clapping its like "right we could fit your body in but if your lucky someone will recognise your arms.
The way he says “I wanna go fucking home,I wanna go fucking home!” Killed me
Teacher: How’s your day going?
Me: 2:12
Katie Elizabeth me 😂😂😂
XD
Lol
Yes!
Omgg yesss!!!?!?!?
“The fat man in me only heard pie” 😂
There’s a fat man in everyone and I most certainly heard pie
@@diamondbaker5331 same
Your just amazing man. Keep on pushin and CONGRATULATIONS ON 6 MILLION BRO!!!! We all love ya
Donald trump after seeing this:
LETS MAKE WALLS OUT OF GIRLS
Me: Can not remember the door scene from IT
Daz: Shows the door scene from IT with the girls screaming when it opens
Me: Literally crying on the floor because that was fucking hilarious
Nora Mikkelsen I had to recap the movie in my head😂
Your peng asf
@@bowerz1167 simp
@@bowerz1167 your young asf probably
Idk how some people manage to end up on the floor when they laugh 😂 I always stay in my chair and whenever I find something seriously funny I start laugh crying lmaooooo
2:50 "When you open the door to Neverland Ranch"
*Daz instantly regrets it*
George Markham 😵🤣 wrong gender 🥴😖
George Markham but then he finds it too funny😂
Does he mean Mj’s ranch 🤣
Teegan Schofield yh
6:23 killed me
“Meg, you gotta get me outta here! These people are out of their minds!!!”
"Sketchy and all over the placey."
(CLAP) I found a new slang! 😂
EDIT: HOLY-! So many likes! And a like from Daz! Yay! THANK YOU!
“I want to enter your house and film”
- Daz Black 2019
Lol
These sororities (at least where I live) were always filled with the mean girls I didn’t want to be around in high school. Every single girl that was mean to me in high school, joined a sorority lmao
I love how whenever I search for Daz playing horror games, this is always one of the top results 😂
*_We found out who writes Lil Pump’s lyrics_*
I am literally wheezing
lol XD
Lol
Well I’m crying 😂😂😂
“I want to go 85 boom boom, I wanna get eaten alive boom boom”
???????????????????????
They are this
The lyrics go like this: Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi, Boom boom, and baby that ain’t no lie, Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna wear white and blue Boom boom, and wear that diamond too Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Boom boom That’s Alpha Delta Pi Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you?
@@jenniekimscat7122 what are they trying to say I don’t get it xD
@@jenniekimscat7122 thank u
Tbh i thought it was: " I don't wanna be 85, boom boom, id rather be eaten alive " lmaoooo
@@jenniekimscat7122 that sounds like some cultist shit.
*dazs camera falls*
Daz: 🖐 🖐 👊 ✊ 👏 👋👋 👌👌☝👇☝👌👌👏👏👏👋🙌
THE WAY HE CLAPPED THO 😂😂😂 2:12
Daz: shall we say...ugly people
He struggles so much to say it poor thing, bless him
God help me though I just love the face he makes 😂
penelope hamato I thought that too 😂
@Emojigirl ayyy NOBODY CARES
"Who you repping!?"
*Inhales deeply* "Delta 👏 omega 👏 alpha 👏 beta 👏"
😂😂
D-E-L-T-A O-MEGA ALPHA BETA!
Yo, I died at that part XD
Black Samurai same
I heard him say alpha bagel alpha bagle
I absolutely love watching daz's videos always brings me so much joy 😂
7:58 almost chocked on my cereal LOOOOOOLLLL.
DAZ, you are the cure to my depression!
Girls:we’ve been waiting for you all summer!!
*girls open doors*
The new narnia
Thank you for 1.6k :,,,,,0
fuck yes
HIISSS !! *welcome to hell ;)*
LMFAO
"we're gona build a wall..... AnD iTs aLL GonNa bE MadE ouT of GiRls" aha i love him 😂💕
Omg thanks to everyone else for the likes 😘x
I got zombie apocalypse vibes from this joke.
Trump- just.. pile the body's.
Yes. Yes. We WILL make a wall.
it's not like we need government funding to make a viable wall to stop the zombies from killing us all. No way. we are the SAFEST country on Earth!
Rxby_pxwers ah didn’t mean to put that thanks for telling me 🤣
"And Mexico's gonna pay for it"
is no one notices in all the videos the hands only arms and hands like "I'm👏 HeRe👏 HaLp 👏 I'm 👏BeInG👏 hElD 👏aGaInSt👏 Me 👏WiLl" 😂😂😂😂😂
4:39
Me starts bopping my head with them
Daz starts
We all vibing now
8:00 KILLED ME!
GANGSTA DAZ....
I JUST.... I CAN'T! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@RaGE fm 🆃🅰🅻🅺🅸🅽🅶*
I was eating when I saw that. Now I need to clean my room 😂💀
8:13 killed me I was not expecting it. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Thanks for commenting a warning. I'm currently eating popcorn and you probably saved me from choking. Lol
Girls: fjficjiscic singing
Daz games: I wanna go (__) home I wanna go (__) home
6:24
Mean girls in a nutshell
"Now I'm not talking like ISIS"
"Maybe a little bit like ISIS"
serpent.goddess Just a tad...
“We have been waiting all summer”.
Me: “so that’s where all the missing kids go”
Lol
2:12 was me on the first day of school after first period
1:48 The fear and confusion on Daz’s face is hilarious.
Daz: should we say ᵁᵍˡʸ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ?
me: *tries not to laugh*
daz: *laughs hysterically*
me: *boths starts laughs hysterically*
"MACA PACA ICA MAKA ICA MAKA MOO" - IN THE NIGHT GARDEN DELTA ALPHA
Me when my teacher says
“Now we’re doing English!”
Me: 2:12
No one:
Daz: “ALPHA DELTA ATA BETA ZATA DATA”
It should be Zulu
I love daz
I was gonna like this but u have 666 likes so i cant XD
900th LIKEEEE
IT ASKED ME IF I WANTED GO TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH-
i swear daz refers to that scene in it all the time 💀
"uwu I wanna go 85 uwu I wanna get eaten alive uwu"
LOL WHY DO I HEAR THIS-
2:12 ....yep that's me right now!
Sat in a car outside of creepy hospital with voices in my head telling me im gunna wake up in a pool of my own blood tomorrow and everything in the area is making white noise which is starting to sound more and more like screaming the more I listen....