@Zoey Wilson the joke is that he said he loves kids which makes him a pedophile and so when he said playground daz said ‘ I’m not allowed near them ‘ because he’s a pedophile
"perhaps even a nice bath, champagne,and some candels. *How all horror movies start off* (Bc the girl would usually be in a bath tub by herself,and the murderer would drown her or something)
This is usually how I feel when I see those queen and king sweatshirts or hats, and all I can think about it, "That's cute. You're a queen, I'm a goddess."
I'm a Lesbian, but some of these men actually interested me ngl- especially the dude with the rose that was calling all women goddess', he drinks his respect women juice 24/7
No, its a way of saying "if you make what makes you happy an obsession, you will destroy any chance you have at true happiness." Its saying life is more then just one thing you like. -_-
@@georgewhitworth9742 than* and how do you figure? And you mean the other person? Because I spent a lot of years as a kid being made to be christian/catholic but that’s what it sounds like to me “whoever binds to himself a joy” to me means “whoever starts liking anything” and “doth its winged life (assuming you become an angel when you die physically, which isn’t the case) destroy” so destroying that… but where do you get the obsession part or is that just your interpretation, like this is mine… anyway everyone has their own interpretation and no one knows the actual meaning, as they haven’t asked the one who wrote it
It basically means “early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise” means someone who sleeps enough, and works early in the day are the ones who lead successful lives.
This is the best daz intro in the world and I’ve been watching for 2 years Edit: I’ve never gotten more than 7 likes on a comment and I have 175 tanks peoplee
Daz: did you want a lolly?
Huw: yeah
Daz: go get one
Huw: *Usain Bolt's to kitchen*
I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT HE HAULDED HIS ASS TO THAT LOLLI
Honestly I would to
its lolly not lolli lmao
Who is he
@@stayforever9332 Usain Bolt? An Olympic runner
"why don't you have a lolli?"
*"YOU DIDNT OFFER ME ONE"*
"oh"
lauren 😂
"that's true"
690th like you're welcome :)
@@junipest9291 I'm so grateful :)
Well they are the worst ones he's ever had.
Daz: dont touch anything
Hwu: touches almost everything
*h w u*
@@exr2a487 *_h w u_*
Hwu is me 😊
Hwu son of a bitch. 😂
Why did I read it as uwu but with an h at the beginning
"Don't touch anything."
*Huw proceeds to abuse Daz's room.*
Your pfp is beautiful
@@POThead42O I approve 👍🏼
Ha🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Hugh
@cam kendall Huw Samuels
"Life is like a playground, and I'm not allowed near them." 😂
Daz is great
@@IASSAASSAI That's the point
@@asgardninja9674 yes he is
What's worse than a rapist...
A CHILD!
are we going to ignore huw may or may not have made a reference to austin jones when he was the cowboy and said he loves kids?
*huw: i love kids...*
*daz: *slowly dies of laughter*
*laughs in British as well*
xD~ I can't with his glorious laughter
Your pfp tho yassss
@@gesrucker6273 WHAT DID YOU CHANGE ??!!???!!
@Olivia-Rose Morris thank you ☺️
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
Daz: Dont touch anything
Huw: *regresses into a child and excitedly touches everything in sight*
I showed the clip to my brother cuz I reminded me of him playing transformers in the backyard. He thought it was hilarious.
Did anyone else see the random guy standing in the background in the reflection of the picture? No? Just me? Alright.
@@kaia.blossom5153 it's the reflection of another picture at the other side of the room haha
Hahahahha
I KNOW YOU TOUCHED MY DRUMSET!
imagine coming home from school and your mid 30's dad is having a playdate
This is why i love these two youtubers smh
The next thing you know it, their French kissing while watching romance movies in their underwear
Lol
@@jigglyjigglywussybussypuss516 they're* French kissing
I don't have to imagine it
it's so precious when Daz calls his daughter "darling"
When did he call her darling???
@@katie_the_evertonian1878 at 5:05 he shouts it to her. It's kinda hard to hear it over Huw tho
He said Sarah darling 😍😍😍 so cute
i thought he just said sarah, dinner 😂 that is what he said, i’m not the only one...right?
/ bluedinosaur / he said Sarah Darling then went SARAH DINNA
Huw: “I love kids”
Daz: *dies of laughter*
Huw: “Life’s a playground....and I’m not allowed near them”
huw*
@@yourstrulyvira2173 no its Hugh
@@ilikevr3490 Read the first line in the description smartass
@@yourstrulyvira2173 oh sorry, I’ll make sure to remember that
@Elle Ordoyne I know, people already corrected me and I apologized
Daz: Don't touch anything!
Friend: touches everything in front of the camera
Huw*
Queen_Gacha and he even placed the sword back the wrong way😂😂😂
to that’s his brother
Huwww*
Including his peen-
"I like ze vay ze allergy makes me itch..."
-German Daz
As a German, i approve this
@@blazeoof7256 hahahaha💀💀
@Amelia SHELDON hahahaha
@Amelia SHELDON But like the feeling of scratching an itch is _such_ an underated feeling
Eeeeeee
They look like they’re having a sleepover
“These lolis suck” “are the chicken nuggets done?????”
Edit: I know what I said
A couple of ten year old boys
Thats the wrong kind if lolly u wrote there m8
Oi i love chicken nugs and lollies that may not be enjoyable but anything that is sweet I shall eat
I call ice lollysss
i thought it was funny when he called Sarah down for dinner when he left to go get them.
Daz: *Don't .. touch anything. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!*
Huw: *touches everything*
😂😂😂😂
@@cakepeace3395 About 2 mis. 🤣
I was just expecting him to sit in Dazes chair "Oh look at me ok daz black and my channels a reaction channel OOOOHHH"
U realise its staged
Real title is: Watch two grown men giggle and make fun of an 80’s video while eating popsicles
That One Person WHILE making fun of the popsicles 😂
Kemuri Kasai So true XD
😂😂
That One Person Ice lollies*
Itz Simply Harleigh Oh my gosh you’re so right I’m sorry :’D
Me and my siblings in a nutshell
"Am I bleeding?!"
"No but you look ridiculous.."
Me and my best friend 24/7, honestly
*this video should be named "daz and huw laughing at each other for 12 minutes and 55 seconds straight"*
edit: *"featuring random 80's people"*
dating in the 80's: *this*
dating in 2019: love island and tinder.
edit: omg 2k likes?? thank you so much guys x
Dannielle S no we obviously use roblox IDIOT! (this is a joke)
@@leoofchild8039 wait we don't date on Roblox?
@@leoofchild8039 oof 💜💜
Improvise and adapt.
It's gotten so much worse
We're watching two grown men, eating 'frozen orange juice' and chicken nuggets, watching 80's dating shows.
I love them. So much.
Well said. Well said.
𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝
True Bromance here I’m jealous I wish I had a friend like this.
*Frozen Orange Juice*
same lol
It’s like they are 8yrs old having a sleepover 😂
Ikr 🤣
Uh Hii it's literally so accurate!
Accurate
“Life is like a playground.”
“I’m not allowed near them!!”
😂😂💀💀🤣🤣💀 lmao
Why not
Over protective parents mate 🤣
@Zoey Wilson the joke is that he said he loves kids which makes him a pedophile and so when he said playground daz said ‘ I’m not allowed near them ‘ because he’s a pedophile
but that means, technically that he isn't allowed near life
Daz: "Don't touch anything!"
Huw: *proceeds to mess with his stuff*
FACTS! 😂
🤣🤣
“Hi my names Monroe, and I have incredibly blue eyes”
Daz: they were BROWN
2:25
Souda
bri-matics _m souda the pink simp
@@babyeater1996 yes
Hey soda 👋🏽
" I'm allergic to cats, but i request that you own a cat, because i like the way the allergy makes me itch" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i'm so weak
I die every time at that comment. It's the accent that makes it so much funnier.😂
"I believe in the force but not forcing you into anything, everything is consensual."
Tbh, I feel that's a pretty good pick up line.
u right bro i’d fall for anyone
You transcribed it incorrectly, I think you meant "everything is consentuEYELLE"
Hi, I'm Monroe. And as you've probably already noticed, *I'm incredibly colorblind*
Syd yep😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol yep 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
How can anyone notice that 😂😂😂😂
4:51 The fanfiction we were all waiting for, Cap telling Tony to come here while seductively eating an ice pop
Steve: C'mere, Iron Dadd-
Peter: noOOOO
Tony: ...
Tony: Should I be scared or turned on?
@@SKLLRTZ
Steve: Both
@@chloewilliams5640 😂😂😂😂
XD holy shite
Daz: don't touch anything
Huw: *Takes Negans bat* Lucille is thirsty!
Ok but like the did that impression really good
@@hannas.13threason66 Yeeeeah, he was surprisingly good
i was impressed by his impression
i thought he say "the seal is thirsty" lmao
I died 🤣 beautiful montage
First dude: early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman wise
Me: SO IM STUPID?!?!
Healthy, wealthy, and wise. So late to bed/get up: unhealthy, poor, dumb, according to him 😂
Well I'm incredibly smart then because I go to bed at 1 or 2 am ;)
Me
sorry ik this was a year ago but I love banana fish dude-
@@luckykhlover604 As you should
“Don’t Touch Anything”
*Proceeds To Play With Everything In Sight*
Your name and pfp is everything
@@ej6975 ikr
Its me though I'm sorry :D
@@ej6975 nope
My brother ( ͒ ́ඉ .̫ ඉ ̀ ͒)
3:52 When these two are together their laugh sounds like women from the '70s who gossip a lot
Pirate - Peach 😂😂😂that’s fucked up
daz: don't touch anything
him: messes around screaming
daz: I head noise
him: I was just watching you tube
Then Daz just looks behind him and notices the katana upside down XD
When Daz goes to check the chicken nuggets and Huw was messing with his stuff was funny as hell
@Unknown Gurl I see it lol 😂
THERES AN IMAGE IN YOUR USERNAME
HOW DO YOU HAVE A TINY DAZ IN YOUR USER
@Unknown Gurl hes a channel member
They are a member
When You see Daz uploaded-HA! TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYY
Yeaah
Yea lol
Lmao
Love your avatar.
Your profile pic is awesome
11:35
“I love kidz, I looove kidz. Soo uh if you got kidz we should talk. I love kidz. I mean, I love playing with kidz.”
Lmao huw is so cute
fr bro
"Hi Mom"
"Who wants to hear that on a first date?"
Yoonbum watching this: 👁👄👁
there are so many ks comments i wasnt exspecting XD
🤣🤣🤣 Sangwoo in the background:😎😎
NOOOOOO😭😭
OUT NOW😭✋✌️
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
“Life’s like a playground and I’m not aloud near them” 😂😂😂
ItsSid allowed* aloud means audibly, loudly
**allowed
Emily Brandenberger yes, as I’ve said (:
"W(h)ild by night" All I could think of was Stewie and cool whip
And Wheat Thins!! 🤣🤣🤣
i thought about Gru from despicable me lol
Why are you saying it like that?
Holy SHIT YESSSS!!!!
Yep
“I’m looking for a woman to have a cat because I like how the allergy makes me itch”😂😂😂 5.3k….
This comment was 2 years ago bro…😭😭😭 Ily y’all🥺
Angel Tweens I was crying at that 😂😂😭
When was that?
I love kids lol that killed me great stuff you 2 this vlog had me in stitches 🤣🤣👍
Ok I don’t understand
i thought about his butt itching, you people have good souls XD
“Maybe a bath and champagne”
Daz : and an restraining order
"perhaps even a nice bath, champagne,and some candels.
*How all horror movies start off*
(Bc the girl would usually be in a bath tub by herself,and the murderer would drown her or something)
or slit their throats
she did once
@@guiltyavocado yeep
Otherwise known as that one cut scene in Until Dawn 😂
@@e-wheezysdaughter yea pretty much 😂😂
Late to bed.
Late to rise.
Must be because you're watching Daz eat some ice.
Lmaooo
Ima *cRuNcH* and ima *MuNcH*
You know, to make it fully rhyme it would actually have to be “must be because you’re watching Daz eat some eyes” lmao
@@EternalRiver90 You know, "rice" would have worked as well but you just had to make it creepy 😂
dictatorofbutts Lmao I was thinking more of the pronunciation of the word. Eyes rhymes exactly with wise rather than ice and rice lolol
Sam:**licks icepop and hands it to daz**
Daz:....
Sam:....
Daz:....
Sam:...
Daz:Get out.
this is why i love this channel
not sam stue
....his name is huw
How did you just decide his name is Sam lmao 😭💀
Baby: *crying for no reason*
Huw: *plays with a Daz’s stuff to make the baby stop crying*
11:30
"Everything is con Sen tu all..... I love kids"
That was so unexpected I cried
Mitzi (the queens corgi): I’m getting hotter I can feel it... in more ways than one
Hugh: *P* *E* *D* *O* *P* *H* *I* *L* *E*
*Daz: •Bites into ice cream•
People with sensitive teeth:
👀
👄
Toga?? You chillin with the league
Toga....
@Toga Himiko That hurt my soul 😅😭
i find that normal
The fact they ate the same part of the ice cream
"early to bed and early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy and wise"
Me: What if you never sleep-? **drinks coffee**
What if you always sleep? *drinks coffee and conks out*
Daz: Dont touch anything
Huw: okay.
Also Huw: *touches everything possible and makes a scene with it*
"Get out"
I laughed at the first bit😂😂😂
IM IN LOVE WITH YOU OMG
*This is how many people LOVE Dazs personality* ❤😂
👇🏼
trying to get top comment like
Yess
OwMeow3 one person. and that’s you
@surrella_ 2 Ngl, it's not *that* surprising to see ARMY in the comments anymore ;/
Ofc Its one of those kpop things
8:03 *”i took a sponge ball, and pulled it out of a little girl’s ear-“*
Daz: why don’t you have a lolly?
Huw: you didn’t offer me one!
Daz: do you want one?
Huw: yes
Daz:go get one
Huw: *runs*
"I'm looking for a goddess, THE goddess, who is this goddess? A woman, THE woman, women in general"
''Tis I, a goddess, THE goddess, a woman
This is usually how I feel when I see those queen and king sweatshirts or hats, and all I can think about it, "That's cute. You're a queen, I'm a goddess."
“Lucile is THIRSTY”
love a man with knowledge
No neck and Muq muq if only negan had some knowledge and didn’t bash Glenn’s brains in😤😂
Guy: my favourite food is pizza.
Daz: no it's people
😂😂 I legit spat my coke all over my room 😂😂
That Captain America shield will forever be known as the spider shield in my heart
yass
I also Stan talent
@@btsarmy-ex1vh yea same!
I only Stan talent
@@btsarmy-ex1vh lmao yay!
just curious.. am I the only person who thought one of the guys said: "And SpongeBob was pulling him out of a little girl's ear?"
I definitely heard that too😂😂
Omg, i heard it to
Thats exactly what i heard
Yeah, no your not alone there 😂
No
Daz is my spirit animal... And my mentor... And my tea dealer
De Can't Sing XO yeah
Daz: "Don't touch anything"
Huw: **Proceeds to play with everything in sight**
Daz: You actually had to meet people in public before you judge them.
*WHAT!*
he: i love kids...?
*Daz in the background* : HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAnahVabaja.....*dying*
"Also no fatties"
Mannnn...that hurtedd
That shit hurted 🤧 we just have more to hold
And more cuddliness (:
Yeah . Chubbsers unite
I'm a Lesbian, but some of these men actually interested me ngl- especially the dude with the rose that was calling all women goddess', he drinks his respect women juice 24/7
lol same
that’s funny, i’m a gay man and none of these interested me,,,
I’m aroace and they make me wish I were lesbian 😂 like yah NOPE!
Also, that dude definitely has mommy issues and others
He wouldn’t be single if he didn’t have serious issues
😂 Huw: I'm coming!
Daz: if we are not holding hands, we must not skip.
Lol always so much fun watching you both.
4:02 Mathew McConaughey
4:04 Tom Cruz
5:55 Weird al Yankovic in a fat suit
*tell me once again, who's fat?*
**Looks at Weird Al "Fat" Pop on my fire mantel**
Lmao that fat music vid
Cruise* he’s not latino/spanish...
@@kingofmeatballs763 weird al kinda looks like Josh from drake and josh
Did Samuel just diss orange flavored ice lollies?
U N A C C E P T A B L E
diss? wtf us diss?
@@Delman89
Yes
He’s called huw
@@Delman89 dismiss
@Jake Howie the other dude
“I love kids”
Daz: *absolutely loses his shit*
11:36 I laughed so hard I literally choked and almost died 😂
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leah mo IM WHEEZING
😂😂👌🏻
4:20 huw's actually me when i am alone at the house
BEST VIDEO EVER 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️. “Life is like a playground.....and I’m not allowed near them”😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My mom:Go play with the neighbors kid
Me:Nooo he's weird
The neighbors kid: 4:56
I like how they questioned if the first guy was named * Maurice, but it turns out it's actually really the second guys real name,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: DONT TOUCH ANYTHING!ANYTHING!
Daz’s friend:destroys whole room
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else went and got a Popsicle while watching this 😂 ✋✋
I was drinking tea while watching this. You have to have tea everytime you watch his videos. It's a Daz requirement!
LaLa Reeves me but not a shitty frozen orange 😏😏
No but I was craving one
I was soooo annoyed, I hadn't one in the freezer!!!!
“I was pulling a sponge ball out of a little girls ear” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’M WEEZING
Daz: Don't touch anything
Huw: Hold my beer...
A few seconds in and I already know this is gonna be funny 😂
4:45 the boys in primary school playing superheros 😂
0:40
I'm concerned about *-how far that lolli went in his mouth-*
how fast he ran to get te lolli
I can’t choose between Daz’s character and Huw’s character. I laughed throughout both 😂
Same omg😂😂
phone: **daz uploaded a video**
me: grabs snack, grabs a blanket, dives onto the sofa,
phone: HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS
Alana Lohlein that sounds so cozy
I freaking love their laughs, it’s either polite British men or full blown pissing themselves 😭
I swear one of them looks like my grandpa
Unfortunately I didn't have frozen orange juice on a stick but I did have a grape flavored Popsicle so I ate that while watching this👍
When I first saw him on the right I thought he was his brother.for some reason
Same
@@lemonboy1751 omg hi lin I love your work
@@DJDipstick I'm just a 12 year old fanboy I'm so sorry but I do too hes amazing
@@DJDipstick btw I subscribed as a sorry
@@lemonboy1751 I knew you weren't him haha, just playing around. Nice to see another Lin fan here.
"I'm allergic to cats but I suggest you own a cat because I like the way the allergy makes me itch" best thing i ever heard.
Daz: Don't touch anything
Me: I won't
*5min later*
Daz: U touched everything didn't u
Me: Pshh no, yes
Man: early to bed early to raise makes a woman healthly, wealthy and wise
Me: watching this at 2 in the morning
Yes you need lollies in this bloody heat wave in England .and chicken nuggets, YES! 😂
I love how Huw is just dying from the popsicle and Daz just doesn't even give a damn.
*"Whomso binds to himself a joy, doth his winged life destroy" aka a poetic way of saying "if you find anything you like or have fun, you go to hell"*
Pretty much sums up religious crap
Not what the poem is implying
No, its a way of saying "if you make what makes you happy an obsession, you will destroy any chance you have at true happiness." Its saying life is more then just one thing you like. -_-
And thanks for putting us Christians like that without bothering to see what we *actually* believe. -_-
@@georgewhitworth9742 than* and how do you figure? And you mean the other person? Because I spent a lot of years as a kid being made to be christian/catholic but that’s what it sounds like to me “whoever binds to himself a joy” to me means “whoever starts liking anything” and “doth its winged life (assuming you become an angel when you die physically, which isn’t the case) destroy” so destroying that… but where do you get the obsession part or is that just your interpretation, like this is mine… anyway everyone has their own interpretation and no one knows the actual meaning, as they haven’t asked the one who wrote it
It basically means “early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise” means someone who sleeps enough, and works early in the day are the ones who lead successful lives.
Oh. Yeah my father was right I'm gonna be a failure
Daz: “don’t touch anything”
Hugh: *becomes child*
Them: Life’s like a play ground
Me: pls don’t say and I need someone to play with
Daz: and I’m not aloud to be in them
Where’s the pepper spray “Linda” was supposed to order ingredients for?
She should get fired :(
This is the best daz intro in the world and I’ve been watching for 2 years
Edit: I’ve never gotten more than 7 likes on a comment and I have 175 tanks peoplee
itz me E I’ve watched daz for 3 years
Charlie plays 604 604 it ain’t a competition sweetie
But uou win
itz me E I know it’s not a competition don’t worry we are all the same
itz me E lmao have you seen the one with the spiderr😂😂
Sarah yeah but the single lolly lick followed by.
Get out
Ok but is it just me that thinks Huw is just the cutest 😂 like he played with everything in that room and made a scene out of it. I’m in loveeee
DAZ WAS INSPIRED BY BRANDON ROGERS’ “BEAUTY IS BLIND” DON’T CHANGE MY MIND
Omg I love Brandon Rogers, btw it's colder than a winter's tit out there
I CAN'T-
"Lucille is hungry!"
Me getting war flashbacks