One my favorite and many many rimworld storys was the time my 3 person colony had two colonists fall in love and get engaged. Midway trough the engagement the guy lost his nose in a shootout and got the disfigured trait (-20 to relationships i think) This was bad because he was already ugly so the women started hating him. Shortly after he recovers from his wounds they got married. 3 hours later the bride gets in a social fight with him and because of her toxic fang emplants ends up bitting her husbands left arm off. She declares herself divorced right then and there and then like an hour later the 3rd colonist chats her up while hes mid way through stopping the bleeding and they become lovers right in front of him while hes still immobile due to the pain.
I'll never forget the Tortoise I tamed that had cataracts in both eyes, a bad back, and dementia. She was 195 years old. Not the tanky decoy for raids that I was hoping for, but we grew to love her all the same.
Lol- I had one that tanked through a whole campaign for me alongside 2 rhino :) I dont think it ever killed anyone and was always nackered up afterward but it sure was durable!
I once had Randy Drop about 50 manhunting Cats on my head with Drop pods. 2 Seconds later, he did it again, but with Yorkies. My Colony died to a literal Rain of Cats and Dogs, and it was glorious.
I was running with a lone super soldier, and he had just entered his death rest then five high tech attack pods dropped onto his bedroom roof. It was like Dracula bursting out of his coffin to fight Van Helsing at the end of the Keanu Reeves movie
"Randy is the perfect storyteller". FACTS! I would love to see you do more videos like this, really enjoyed listening to your thoughts about the game :)
I'll never forget the savage wildwoman who showed up at my colony on my first game of RimWorld. She hung out in my meat locker for days before I figured out I could tame her. My Doctor was the only one with sufficient skill for the task, and in the process of taming her they fell in love. She ended up being amazing no only at melee combat, but also at working with plants and ended up being the backbone of my farming operation, and of course her and the doctor were married. Then a group of cannibal pirate raiders came, my small colony held them off as best we could, and this former wild woman was my front line, valiantly fighting to keep them from overrunning us, while the rest of my colonists fired from behind nearby cover. Many of my colonists were wounded, and she was almost dead. Her husband the doctor rushed her immediately back to the medical bay, and others grabbed the fallen artist and fallen crafter as well. The doctor tried to save his beautiful wife's life but sadly she passed away while he was working in her. He flew into a psychotic rage immediately and started smashing everything he saw, walking around in a daze just hitting things in the hospital while two other patients laid there in their medical beds. By the time he came out of his rage it was too late, all of the patients had died. These three colonists had been friends with so many people, and held important roles. Everyone's mood plummeted, psychotic breaks became common place. The harvest was not brought in. New things stopped being crafted. The electrical system broke down. Diseases went untreated. Livestock escaped. The whole colony went into a sad death spiral and it was beautiful. All because the doctor's wife was killed in front of him. At that point I was hooked and have sunk hundreds more hours into this game.
@@jacqueline8601 ur missing out. Just to explain quickly: every colonist has a morale bar, when the bar reaches 0 they have a mental break. Each mental break is different, some just wanders around ignoring orders, other set fire to stuff. Death of a friend/loved one is especially heavy on morale. The death of the wife triggered a chained reaction. My broken colonist story is not as poetic, they just went and kicked a nuclear warhead, yes it can happen, yes saves were loaded.
Damn it, you beat me! Wait but hold on how, are did you comment 2 hours ago while the video only got uploaded 45 minutes ago??? UA-cam are buggered again?
My friend who sold me on the game told me that she got raided by a pack of maneating turtles, and she could only watch in terror as their shells deflected bullet after bullet.
@jmercedesd and can be surprisingly vicious, one of my townspeople lost a foot to a mad tortise. He did get the last laugh by skewering it with his long sword though.
well, the implication is "if you have no friends, then you play warhammer". this doesnt mean, that if you play warhammer, you have no friends. however its equivalent to saying "if you dont play warhammer, then you have friends"
Ah Rimworld. the game I come back to on a regular basis. I think my favorite rimworld story would be when the colony grandma saved the day. All in all, the colony was in a good spot. Plentiful harvest, good hunting and a full store house, after the first winter nearly starved us out. Disaster struck as one colonist after the other fell ill, exept for the colony grandma ( because she was about 75 years old + some hundred spent in cryo on the way). Somehow she never got the disease and took care of the remaining 5 members that where ill. Luckylie she was a good medic and cook. Then the raiders came. With no one else able to fight, it was up to granny to take up arms. Together with the colonies golden retriever she set out to hold back them back. The first shots where lucky. 2 out of 5 raiders felled with a shot to the head. The third was mauled to death by the dog. Number 4 was slowed by a shot to the leg. The 5th Raider reached her. Somehow granny managed to knock out the raider... But she was left with severe stab wounds all over, practically crawling back to the base while the dog finished off the injured raiders. She collapsed at the gates, slowly bleeding out as the dog stayed with her in her last moments. The other colonists recovered and found her dead body, leaning against the door frame outside the base, with the sniper rifle still in hand. At least, thats how I invision that scene.
Hospitality quest popped up in the first year at the beginning of winter.. 3 pawns were seeking refuge for 14 days and they were willing to work for me for that time. I had just 2 guys, so it would more than double the number of my pawns, so I accepted and I was hoping to do as much work as possible. I got 82 yo guy and 88 yo lady, both completely useless. The guy was a decent shot but had cataract. The third refugee was a hyper sensitive nudist pyromaniac girl. So the whole two weeks were about calming those three down with fists when they were confusedly wandering around because of dementia or when the pyromaniac girl was setting things on fire because she was cold or clothed. After 12 horrible days the old lady died because of extreme infection in her torso, because she was wandering in confusion during a raid and got shot by a stray arrow. So I failed the task the the two remaining refugees left my colony. The pyromaniac girl didn't make it to the edge of the map because she collapsed because of hypothermia and died in a few hours and the old dude walked into a group of waiting pirates. It was a good event.
so my first shelter for refugees mission (it's the same mission type I think) I built them wooden rooms in my large indoor farm their skills were not anything to note but one helped with building and the 3 others were set to grow crops despite a low level in growing, they betrayed me and lit their beds on fire although it lit my crops on fire and destroyed the farm nothing else was lost as they were cooked to death by their own fire
@@samtheman1868 my peak hour in one week was 84hrs,my rimworld total hours for the last 2 weeks was 0hr. Because im stuck in quarantine and can't go out to net cafe to play rimworld.
This is the true mark of rimworld in my opinion: you always come back to it. You can play it, leave for a month, and come back and have just as much fun as you started
@@Toma58. Have a look at RimThreaded mod, makes the game multi-threaded (base game was designed to run on single thread). It has a come a long way from its debut last year. Vanilla style you can have massive fps or (tps as we call it) into late game. It is actively being worked on to be compatible with other mods, I run about 200 mods with it just fine.
Remembering when one of my colonists fell in love with a bandit who crash- landed on our base. She took care of his wounds and healed him over the course of several weeks. Just as they were about to get married, her dog bit his head off. She found his decapitated body on the bed and died of shock.
its not a organ harvesting operation! this is a raider reeducation camp, many of those we are reeducating happen to feel so bad about their past actions that they totally of their own free will donate spare organs to help out the less fortunate.
My favorite rimworld story- I helped a group of refugees. They left all well and good after a bit. A few in-game months later, a single transport pod crashed directly in the center of my colony, leaving behind a wounded woman. That woman was the leader of the refugees I had helped, meaning that she had ALMOST gotten off the planet, but something happened to her ship and she was the only survivor. She joined my colony and was skilled with guns. I gave her OK stuff, but nothing really great. A few months later again, we had a surprise infestation. They managed to down my main soldiers shockingly quickly and it was looking bad, until this refugee lady, her name was Hitomi, got in range. By some act of god, she alone with nothing but a normal-quality dragunov and a flat vest / helmet killed the entire infestation and saved the entire colony. No one died. She killed half a dozen mega spiders and the same number of the other bugs. She became a champion that saved everyone. By the end of the colony, she had the best gear; Cataphract armor, shields, jump packs, everything, all because she outdid everything she was asked and killed every damn spider she saw.
I fell in love with this game so much, I ended up studying both art and coding for 9+ months, all to make mods for the game (currently, the Rimtroid Series). This game can seriously get you hooked.
at this point, make a game yourself, why only mods when YOU can have YOUR OWN IP made 100% around YOUR OWN MAD IDEAS? Coding and Art are the brunt of the work already, now go brainstorm ideas for a new game! now to my honest thoughts 9+ months to learn enough for modding, including unique artwork and how to code without demolishing the whole moddied universe of players is enough to be proof you can attempt a game jam level game prototype
You should Try Dwarf Fortress, if Rimworld got you hooked on the genre. Dwarf fortress is probably the first of it's kind when it comes to "Loosing is Fun!" styled city-builders.
@@andrehashimoto8056 I would love to do this, as I have tried two projects before (one was before learning RW modding). Neither got off the ground due to motivation, and resources + tools aren't exactly cheap.
Remember my first time playing rimworld , i didn't know anything about the game but as someone that lives in a tropical country with no winter, i decide to start in the jungle with plentiful food a 5 happy tribal people , after some months a nuclear winter sets in and kill's all my crops and animals in the map and forces me to bunker in with no food , my dog was old and gave me enough time to see a warg enters the map and when i try to hunt he goes mad and kill my hunter and rot outside, his wife goes into a murderous rage and kills another guy and dies bleeding out a feel minutes later. Now I have 2 people a fat pacifist researcher and a woman that hated men , they start dating and that help with the mood but not enough to stop the guy of having a corpse obsession and dig up his friend , the woman saw a naked dead man in the table and since she was starving she ate him and have a mental break and wanders outside and dies of toxic buildup and now I have 1 fat guy that is a pacifist, he survive for 2 days and them the nuclear winter goes away , first animal to wander the map in a hare that goes manhunting for no reason and spend 2 days running after the fat guy while I try to plant rice , the hare goes to sleep and my guy manage to survive somehow , just to get a infection and die of hunger 3 days later alone in a dark hole in the mountain since I had no wood to light a torch. after that I played 1.751 hours and as long there are mod I'm going to keep playing
I had a successful colony of a dozen prawns, it was glorious, I had a large farm and my colony was well protected from anything. I was ready for everything the game can throw at me. What I wasn't ready for was my own pawns plotting against me. I had a married couple, both sociopaths, who hated everyone else but each other. This is fine I thought but how naive I was. They started an insult spree on my oldest pawn, an epic survivor who was the only guy left from the original landing. The wife started insulting first but the husband joined in to support her. My guy was insulted in stereo. He became depressed after that and soon after started an arson spree. I tried to stop him but it didn't work, everyone pitched in to snuff out the flames but died to the heat and smoke once the fire reach the stockpiles... Only my guy survived, with everyone dead. I was devastated. But the worst was yet to come... From the side two of my pawns appeared, back from the caves after a hard day breaking rocks. I was ecstatic that two pawns survived the fire by sheer luck but then...I noticed their names... THEY WERE THE SAME COUPLE WHO STARTED EVERYTHING. I GOT LEGITIMATELY MAD. To this day I believe that they planned everything! The insult, the fire, the exclusion from fire fighting due to being at the caves...it can't possibly be a coincidence, I won't believe otherwise!
@@fabianlaibin6956 I mean they are sociopaths after all , can't judge them for doing a small harvest in which your colonist were the crop , that a interesting story you got there. I just wander , how could you not see them inside the cave when everyone is on fire ? you didn't try to stop with everyone ? or you forgot about them because they were inside the cave outside the main base ?
@@fahrimertdincer8421 Rimworld could easily be a movie better them a lot of movies out there , once I was playing with a friend and we had a colony full of ducks , but all of them spawn from eggs that I bought so even after a couple weeks for some unlucky reason I only had One female , the Duck 7. I was attack by a man hunting pack of 30 or so deer's I manage to kill every single one of them with the exception of one that sneak pass my defense after the guy blow up the wall using a grenade and he goes strait to the duck and manage to do one simple single attack before dying but he with that hit destroy's duck 7 brains and kill it , even after several colonies rise and fall , I still make statues of the Duck 7 as if he was a deity of my personal universe . Now In every colony I always build a custom using a mod, a statue of the duck 7 made of marble in the recreation area with several meditations spot around , even if I need to build marble. A temple for the all might and legendary duck 7
One of my fave rimworld stories is about "the boy who liv" (bc I couldn't fit "lived" in) He was a guinea pig who got hunted, attacked, caught in the crossfire AND hit by lightning. And survived it all. Every time he got hurt I was like "oh this is it" but no. He liv.
Had a cat survive being struck by lightning, only to get stabbed in the kidney by a raider. The colonists beat the raider unconscious, left him there, and tried to save the cat. When the cat died, they went back outside and beat the raider to death 🤣
@Rob Y. Yup, whenever those stupid pirates decide to throw molotovs at my donkeys or, worst of the worst, kill the sacred chicken, this means certain death without any survivors. You kill my chicken, you forfeit the Geneva suggestions.
I was running a Royalty colony, and throughout the run my Countess got married 3 or 4 times. And every time within a year her husband would divorce her, and tried keeping the fancy bedroom for himself. Like was the bedroom really the only thing they were after?
"In the same way that most people are fascinated by the storytelling potential of D&D but are too scared to actually give it a try" Me, sitting watching this after people didn't turn up to game night again: *Ouch*
Or when real-life commitments get in the way for weeks, then when they're finally over, someone else's RL commitments lead to the game being cancelled. SIX MONTHS! I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR SIX GODDAMN MONTHS AND THE WITHDRAWALS ARE KILLING ME!
My most recent weird moment was getting seven chickens, forgetting they existed, only realizing they were constantly breeding when two years later I got annoyed at all of them on my screen like ants. This annoyance was short lived as an army of dark young showed up to eat every last one. Which you can imagine took a while when the first notification was "Chick 62 has died"
My most recent weird momment was i sold my prized attack donkey Blaze. Blaze had survied multiple raids, infestiations and mechanoid swarms. I had bred many attack donkeys but blaze was differnt....blaze was stronger than all the others. She had scars over her body and legs, was missing an ear and a eye but she was still going strong. Come a bad plauge, phycic drone, mental breaks i was bad on cash. i NEEDED glitterworld medicene to save my most useful colonist and the only thing that i could sell to get enough of it was Blaze. I sold her off and expected are bond to end there never to see her again. 5 quadrums later i think i check the animal screen and what do i see? A untamed donkey named Blaze. I like to imagine she killed the colony she was sold too and walked back (Which is totally a blaze thing to do) i had no idea there was even a chance to see prevoiusly sold animals show up again but that was a trip.
Bro I had that happen once but I packed all 500 of my chickens into a 1x2 room and they got so crammed that they trampled each other to death. When the door was opened and they were freed my game came to a grinding halt at less than 1 frame per second
@@carto4028 Same, I sold an Alpaca, she was getting old and I didn't have the heart to butcher her. Sent some colonists out on the world map to mine some components and guess who was on the tile. Yep, you guessed it. Also, I've lost count of the raiders I've healed then released, only for them to come straight back just a few days later.
@@willrfrench yea I waited 4 months and eventually just said fuck it and spent the 30 or so bucks 😭 it was worth every penny now I'm just waiting until death for the dlcs to go on sale
I started a lone explorer play through on a tiny island from the islands mod. He rose up to the point of leading a dozen good men inside a nearly impenetrable fortress. One day I sent him out to help fight off some man eating elephants because I had resurrector mech syrum I figured what’s the worst that could happen. An elephant completely crushed his head out of existence, the only thing the syrum couldn’t fix. I’ll never forget you John.
@@baconknightproductions8297 Sci-Fi Dwarf Dortress with a normal learning curve, actual understandable graphics and functioning, intuitive controls where you don't need an American keyboard to be able to play it at all
I've just got RimWorld and have played 4 hours. My first colony is down to one person. The first casualty was unalived by a nudist pirate raider with a shiv. The second casualty bled out after a mad squirrel attack. The final colonist is starving and considering eating the remnants of the first two after lightning burned down our crops. 10/10 game. I can't wait to play more.
I had three pawns die from infections after trying to kill a single tortoise in the game a few years back, 3 bears then mauled my pet bear while my last clonoist burned to death in his bedroom after setting it on fire in a daze... it was day 4
Dear Tynan Sylvester, thank you for releasing such an amazing game. Love: All of us who have put hundreds and hundreds (or thousands) of hours into Rimworld.
"It's a nightmare, you'll love it!" sums up Rimworld very well. As does "Dwarf Fortress with a GUI." One of my most memorable pawns was a woman who was part of a failed raid on my colony. The raiders broke through the wall and ended up trapped inside since we just flanked them through the hole they made. This pawn was left looking like Anakin after Ep. 3, and instead of the usual Rimworld thing, I decided to turn her into Adam Jensen and recruit her into the colony. She became a bionic supersoldier cracked out on Luciferium, an absolute demon.
If your friend wants some real fun tell him to activate developer mode on in settings and download some mods. Chemical warfare would be a good start and more advanced prosthetics and alien humanoids 2.0
For the first time I sold all of my own colonists organs as I replaced them all with advanced bionic ones. Made an insane amount of silver from a couple of lungs. Also, Rimworld was the only game that convinved me to make and publish my own mod, Mass Effect guns. The replay of this game is infinite and endless fun. Thanks for the lovely review Spiffing Brit! One of my favourite stories was when my original three colonists ended up in a love triangle. One colonists wife ended up divorcing him and then marrying his best friend. He had a mental break soon after and started a fight with the other guy, ending quickly when he bit his throat out. Good times!
@@tesstickle6974 LOL No, I just know I'm addicted. And using too many mods. Again. I'll try to cut back to about 50. Again. Last run, my computer survived me recruiting 180 pawns. MVP: Rocketman mod! It meant the game wasn't a slide show! (Also, probably only about 1000 hours or less of actually playing, thousands of having it open in background.) STILL learning new things about the game :D Great game!
I've been playing since early alpha, and am probably responsible for a lot of game sales. Not en entire story but one of my favorite moments; Was playing a maximal difficulty setting, nothing else can challenge me in this game anymore, and there was a wedding on in this colony of about 30 folks. The colony was having a hard time, obviously, and so the wedding was a great mood booster for them... Until an attendee had a mental snap during the reception. The little descriptor on the character card for what they were doing at the moment was "Attending Wedding looking for Targets", when 29 other characters instantly whipped out their guns and drilled her full of a thousand holes. The rest of the wedding went off just fine and a great feast was had, with their friend shredded to hell laying in a pool of their own gore right there in the dining hall.
"FUCK YOU ALL I'M GONNA KIL" *choked by a shotgun barrel* "Are you sure? Consider your next actions wisely." *punch* *heavy minigun fire, shotgun blasts, sniper rifle shootings* LETS GO THEY'RE MARRIED! I KNEW THEY LOVED EACH OTHER! *high-fives all around*
Rimworld is one of those games I constantly revisit, and each and every time it's completely different, be it with just the base game or with the multitudinous plethora of mods available. Seriously what makes this game so good is it's friendliness for modding.
As a former EVE Online player, I can say that the macro-stories are more interesting to read about than they are to be a part of. The betrayals and upheavals aren't as common as large-scale wars for territory; the microcosm of stories are much more interesting, imho.
I was introduced to EVE through an article about some huge heist. That level of player agency really hooked me. I was an absolute bastard. I was overly nice, helpful, generous etc, hooking up with small to midsized corps. Made friends, cared about their day to day lives... until I was one of the trusted cornerstones of the Corp and, later, the alliance. Then I would bring in a bunch of alts and rob everyone fucking blind. I even managed to look like the victim in a few cases where the people I had swindled went out of their way to reimburse me for the stuff I, supposedly, lost. I did this over and over for five years. My fiancé final demand I chose between her and the game, so I sold my accounts for, well, an obscene amount. Then contacted the few people I felt guilty about cheating and gave them enough information about my old accounts to rob them blind too. I will never go back. The game was addictive as hell, especially with the added spice that you could be found out at any point. Still love those stories, though.
As someone who looks for “casual” and “relaxing” games these days, I will say Phoebe suckered me into believing I could have some nice, quiet Rimworld time with her. I do appreciate the further difficulty choices in the game. But also, I really enjoyed seeing something different! That was nice. Please do an essay on tea. I do love tea.
This is why we dream of Dwarf Fortress coming out in Steam. More complexity, greater and more amazing stories, and a disgustingly expansive world that you can fully explore. The only real complaint (besides of course the 12 volume encyclopedia of a manual needed to play) I've heard out of anyone is the graphics... Which will hopefully be 1000% improved with the new release.
Yeah I'm just waiting for it so I can play it, maybe it addicts me even more than rimworld maybe not ^^ cause rimworld is a really good game and inspired by dwarfen fortress so I'm double hyped (I have at least around 400hrs rimworld)
True. I tried playing dwarf fortress and it was kind of fun, but it is hard to get invested when the graphics look like a bunch of pixels, even with texture packs.
As someone with over 1500 hours into this game, I highly reccomend it. The vanilla game is already infinitely replayable and fun, but the hundreds of incredible mods are a big part of why I love it so much. Some help with quality of life, U.I, etc., but there are loads of others that are in some ways their own stand alone games with how much variation there is from the base game
@@deimoskaischylos I almost always have Rimworld minimized for that reason. The issue is that I daily check for new mods and have to restart it anyway.
@@deimoskaischylos Oh no no. No removing Rimworld of Magic. That, along with it's classes, brings so much fun. On top of that you add Immortal, werewolf, pawnmorpher, a boatload of races and even more guns etc. It wild, fun, and really everywhere on balance. =)
I had a quadruple amputee monkey for a while. He lost both his arms, a leg and and his tail. he was bouncing around on one leg. He was a hero, a mascot and a symbol of hope for my colony. I will always remember him, even though I forgot his name.
I had a pig like that. Three legs missing (she was a raider killing wonder, plus a frostbite, my bad), more scars than you can shake a stick at, but she had been with the colony since the beginning and I just couldn't put her on the menu.
I've had Rimworld owned for about a year now and had never played it. This is making me want to give it a chance! Glad to see this new type of content, Spiff, and I hope you can do more of these in the future.
I'm genuinely about 2000 hours in & I haven't even tried any mods yet. The only thing that stops me playing is the impact it has on me getting anything else done. I very much doubt that you wouldn't enjoy playing it (just mind how you go). Enjoy!
Be warned, if you start you can't ever stop. It's been my go-to game for over two years now. My stack of other games have gathered dust as I boot up Rimworld for the thousandth time.
As someone who has played EVE Online for the past 5 years, I can say some of the stories that come out of the playerbase are next level. My personal favourite was the several month long war involving thousands of players that began over Anime.
Rimworld is easily the best game I ever bought on a whim. It was still in pretty early access at the time and I was just looking for an alternative to DF to play. Didn't know anything else about it outside of that comparison and didn't expect it to be as awesome as it is. It still makes me glad to see how much people have been enjoying it over the years
For all the remaining that want to play this game but are intimated by it, remember, you can tune it however you want, and beyond that, you can mod any other part that seems frustrating for you (or find concentrated versions of those frustrations). So go out there and enjoy it already!
The most devastating turn of events that happened to my base. During a raid I had my shooters behind sand bags firing with their turret into the oncoming raiders. Inside the building flanking the raiders I had a crew of armored melee colonists ready to pounce. Turns out a grenade was thrown as my melee units were exiting the building to attack. Roof support gets destroyed, roof collapses, kills two and downs one. Then our shooters got downed. GG
This was highly entertaining and I can hear the love for the game in this gushing review. I've never tried it but always been told if I liked Dwarf Fortress I should give Rimworld a go, maybe I'll pick it up finally.
@@mirjanbouma User eXperience. Basically how the user experiences their interaction with a system. Good UX is intuitive (e.g. controls are easy to learn or follow conventions, UI is easy to navigate, etc), functional (controls work and allow thr user to do anything they need to do), and efficient (minimize the number of steps to complete a single operation, allow power users to configure shortcuts, etc.). Dwarf Fortress' UX is...functional, I guess.
i saw this game for the first time in your channel and got hooked on the stories. Got the game, got hoooked hard. Had to google a month later... "why is rimworld is so addictive" and here i am at the very first link, with you even explaining me what i needed to know. im adding that one to my personal rimworld story :P god i love this game. thanks for the videos
3.5 thousand hours on this game and I haven't still reached the 'end game objectives'. Atleast in factorio i launched a rocket.. just once in that 5.4 thousand hours played.
@@hcrdfju4954 He means Dwarf Fortress where the official title is "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" (armok comes from a name of a variable arm_ok" from a predecessor game )
@@vincenthall7950 I wouldn't call it a clone, there's a *lot* of difference between the two even if DF was an inspiration for rimworld. If you played one you'd still be completely lost dropped headfirst into the other, unlike say any two shooters, cRPGs, etc
I started playing rimworld after watching some guides so I don't choke on my own organs and call the game unfun for the sake of complexity, and I found that the pantry I made for alcohol kept going dry even though I was pumping it with lots of alcohol. At first I paid it no mind because I was occupied with more pressing matters like a mountain building that probably had things inside. After that was over, I decide to check what happens to my alcohol and watched carefully from the manufacturing to the storing, turns out the family dog was sneaking into the pantry, downing about 200 bottles of alcohol because of his godlike tolerance to alcohol. I immediately restricted any animals going into the pantry, but in hindsight prohibiting consumption when you're addicted to alcohol is just asking for trouble, so my dog went rabid and starting attacking people and we sadly had to put him down after he amputated a fella.
that dog was dead anyhow if you let it drink enough to have a high tolerance it almost certainly would have liver and brain damage sooner rather than later I've had something similar happen when my animals didn't have access to food but did have access to beer
Story time, I just had someone get back from a quest, she was tired hungry and recreation deprived. She goes to eat, and then has a mental breakdown, goes on a food binge and passes out after 1 meal from exhaustion.
I remember my first RimWorld colony... i had just finished the tutorial, started a new game.. and about 5 minutes in all 3 of my colonists were killed by a rabid raccoon. 10/10 would raccoon again.
I'm new to romworld, only about 20 hours in. I did the tutorial and then decided to try a fresh game. I started with a family, Husband (doctor, cook) wife (animals and plants) and a daughter (mining, crafting and art). It was to be a simple life, the 3 of them happily landing together and surviving as a family. It started well, the built a cominal house with 2 bedrooms, a kitchen, lounge and freezer. Got hunting, growing and mining. Life was good, for about a week. Then they were attacked by a band of 4 rabid Guinea pigs. The daughter was slane outright and the husband died in his wife's arms... She went into shock. Stoped farming, eating, even sleeping, she just stood there looking at the decaying corpses of her family, refusing to burry them, just standing there. Then a mysterious stranger showed up and ushered her to bed. He began cleaning up, feeding her, burying the dead and looking after the meager crops and lamas. 2 weeks go buy before she snaps out of it and stars helping again. Just in time to hear of a distress call, it's the newcomers mother. She's trapped by some cannibals. So the stranger rushes off to rescue her. He returns with his mother 3 days later and together the stranger and the woman tend to his mother. During this time the woman starts falling in love with the stranger but he's not interested and rebuffs her... She sinks into depression for a few days and then trys again. When he again refuses her advances she looses her mind and begins attacking his mother. So the stranger is forced to defend his mother and kills the woman with a single headshot but not before she mortally winds his mother. Now he's alone in the house, with the woman he saved and his mother buried out back with the others.... I'm not sure if he can go on much longer.
@@eggharry Its possible the stranger spawns when everyone else is dead or wounded and the rest could be chalked to mental health breaks and the romance system works like that yeah
@@eggharry okay daughter dies, father dies, mother goes catatonic man in black arrives, helps out, MIB's mother arrives, nearly dies, wife (og mother) hits on and fails the MIB twice and then kills the mother mib kills her instantly with a headshot
@@AgentTasmania Are you really telling me you've never cut both legs of a prisoner to stop them going berserk from drug withdrawal? Or butchered the bodies of your enemies, made clothes out of their skin and then sold those clothes to their former comrades after making peace with them? If so you're really not thinking creatively enough 😂
I know this isn't really that impressive, but my personal fav thing to do in Rimworld is test the limits of human abilities, entirely within the scope of how Rimworld was meant to be played. I am talking stuff like "What is the lowest possible healthy amount of sleep possible for a colonist?" Where you get stuff like Legendary Royal Beds, Quick Sleeper Colonists, Psychite Tea, bionic heart, bionic stomach all combined aim to create the tiniest possible amount of sleep that they could possibly have. I know it isn't as interesting, but I genuinely do like to push games to their absolute intended limits.
@@LordIsrafel It has been a minute since I played it since my hard drive I ran it off got corrupted, but it was approaching only 1 hour of sleep a night. Meaning it took longer to get the person to the bed than it actually took them to sleep in some cases. Quick sleeper increases your sleep recovery by 50%, a super duper bed puts you at only needing 1/8 of the time, and the bionics can get you another inch or two. While Psychite tea doesn't actually effect the sleep itself, it does effect how long a person can stay up before they need to sleep (which in turn reduces the daily), the only problem with tea is it can only be safely drunk every other day. Sure other psychite products are more... effective... but they are also more dangerous. Still, taking the average of a 10% tiredness reduction, coupled with all of that stuff, it means the person might not be a coffee drinker, but they will always have the energy to keep going.
great take on Rimworld, over 400hours in, didn't like the direction the game went in with the caravans and the world map but i came back to it anyway after a few years away and I'm back enjoying it. the word of mouth spread of this game is so true, i recently convinced a friend to pick it up and shared your video too. I am thoroughly enjoying exploring new mods and am still yet to complete a single playthrough successfully
Glad you had a whole section about the modding. Seriously the modding community for this game is insane and very passionate (sometimes to its own detriment). One thing I'd say you didn't go over was that there is DLC. Now, usually in a heavily modded game the DLCs kinda just pluck some of the most used mods. Not so here. Both of the DLCs have been pretty revolutionary and added content that would even make someone with 1k hours played wanting to put in another 1k. The multiplayer mod alone puts a lot of games with multiplayer to absolute shame.
Some of my interesting events were the pirates that landed with drop pods in my dining/rec room at night, stole the TV and sculptures, then left through the killbox full of turrets, so I was able to get my troops to them in time to prevent them from getting away. Later, in the same colony, I had toxic fallout for a while, had to butcher most of my domestic animals since they couldn't graze and were eating my food supplies, and after the fallout ended, I grew a patch of corn, and got a crop blight right before harvest. Before the fallout, I had made a larger stockpile of food with 8000 corn, which was supposed to be excessive, but I ended up completely out of food for a full day before the next harvest. A different colony, I had a friendly traveler who got injured by a raid, and I rescued him. He was an alcoholic, and I didn't have any alcohol. He left when he was capable of walking, but the withdrawal downed him before leaving the map, because he was so slow from injury and withdrawal. I rescued him, he healed further so he could walk again, left, and the withdrawal went to the next stage, downing him. Some allies of his ended up passing through, and carried him off.
“You wont forget the stories that you make in rim world.” *flackbacks to the colonist that I formed a bond with being burned alive and then executed by a raider* *flashbacks to one of my only human consists dying to friendly fire leaving their widow depressed and sad that they murdered their husband.* *flashbacks to running into countless issues about space leading to a ton of my colonists and guests dying to raids because their homes were outside the walls*
Never forget I was playing this game with my friends and I thought it would be a bright idea to go hunt an elephant, as we were low on food. As it happened though I pissed off the whole herd of elephants and they trampled over all our defenses and killed every single one of us 10/10 elephants are dangerous
I remember learning why "building high" is ill-advised the hard way. A few, elite super soldiers with the support of a couple high power, uranium shell turrets are shockingly meaningless before a horde of 72 very upset chinchillas.
I think it might have been a Rim World video that got me to subscribe to your channel. You were jacking stock images and harvesting organs and I thought to myself, "This British sounding guy is a complete psycho, I must subscribe"
Friendship ended with free time
Rimworld is my new best friend
What are you doing here, mr streamer 😂
i cant believe mister streamer commented on a rimworld video this is fucking insane
You say that but have you heard of rimworld multiplayer mod. Because it works really well.
Fancy meeting you here Mr. Streamer
Mr Streamer, what a wonderful suprise!!
One my favorite and many many rimworld storys was the time my 3 person colony had two colonists fall in love and get engaged. Midway trough the engagement the guy lost his nose in a shootout and got the disfigured trait (-20 to relationships i think) This was bad because he was already ugly so the women started hating him. Shortly after he recovers from his wounds they got married. 3 hours later the bride gets in a social fight with him and because of her toxic fang emplants ends up bitting her husbands left arm off. She declares herself divorced right then and there and then like an hour later the 3rd colonist chats her up while hes mid way through stopping the bleeding and they become lovers right in front of him while hes still immobile due to the pain.
*now thats what i call a toxic relationship*
Oh yes. These sorts of things can only happen in rimworld
I hate when social fights end in loss of body parts. They are so expensive to replace.
classic r/ShitRimworldSays
reminds me of high school days
I'll never forget the Tortoise I tamed that had cataracts in both eyes, a bad back, and dementia. She was 195 years old. Not the tanky decoy for raids that I was hoping for, but we grew to love her all the same.
You are a gift from God
At least it wasn't a mad squirrel. I hate those things. Lost a colony to one. Whenever I start a game, they are hunted down with a vengence.
Lol- I had one that tanked through a whole campaign for me alongside 2 rhino :) I dont think it ever killed anyone and was always nackered up afterward but it sure was durable!
@@tedferkin lol it's rats for me, I constantly check for rats spawning and kill them all.
I'm not losing another colony to rats
@@idkusername2981 i did a ratcatcher playthrough where I bred a literal horde of rats to overwhelm any invading force. Was pretty hilarious.
I once had Randy Drop about 50 manhunting Cats on my head with Drop pods. 2 Seconds later, he did it again, but with Yorkies. My Colony died to a literal Rain of Cats and Dogs, and it was glorious.
I was running with a lone super soldier, and he had just entered his death rest then five high tech attack pods dropped onto his bedroom roof. It was like Dracula bursting out of his coffin to fight Van Helsing at the end of the Keanu Reeves movie
"Randy is the perfect storyteller". FACTS! I would love to see you do more videos like this, really enjoyed listening to your thoughts about the game :)
We would like to see YOU make more Rimworld videos :p
Our friend cambiar would approve of this review as well!
Collab between Pete and Spiff? Please?
Pete! My hero.
Wholesome
I'll never forget the savage wildwoman who showed up at my colony on my first game of RimWorld. She hung out in my meat locker for days before I figured out I could tame her. My Doctor was the only one with sufficient skill for the task, and in the process of taming her they fell in love.
She ended up being amazing no only at melee combat, but also at working with plants and ended up being the backbone of my farming operation, and of course her and the doctor were married.
Then a group of cannibal pirate raiders came, my small colony held them off as best we could, and this former wild woman was my front line, valiantly fighting to keep them from overrunning us, while the rest of my colonists fired from behind nearby cover.
Many of my colonists were wounded, and she was almost dead. Her husband the doctor rushed her immediately back to the medical bay, and others grabbed the fallen artist and fallen crafter as well. The doctor tried to save his beautiful wife's life but sadly she passed away while he was working in her.
He flew into a psychotic rage immediately and started smashing everything he saw, walking around in a daze just hitting things in the hospital while two other patients laid there in their medical beds.
By the time he came out of his rage it was too late, all of the patients had died.
These three colonists had been friends with so many people, and held important roles. Everyone's mood plummeted, psychotic breaks became common place. The harvest was not brought in. New things stopped being crafted. The electrical system broke down. Diseases went untreated. Livestock escaped.
The whole colony went into a sad death spiral and it was beautiful. All because the doctor's wife was killed in front of him.
At that point I was hooked and have sunk hundreds more hours into this game.
great story! tragic, but great!
As someone who has never played this game I’m so confused
The Doctor's Wife, fantastic short story material.
@@jacqueline8601 ur missing out. Just to explain quickly: every colonist has a morale bar, when the bar reaches 0 they have a mental break. Each mental break is different, some just wanders around ignoring orders, other set fire to stuff. Death of a friend/loved one is especially heavy on morale. The death of the wife triggered a chained reaction.
My broken colonist story is not as poetic, they just went and kicked a nuclear warhead, yes it can happen, yes saves were loaded.
@@sumdude5172 that's why you should play on the difficulty that prevents manual saves and loads instead of save scumming.
The base game is already a management and survival masterpiece, but the mods give it infinite replay value
Damn it, you beat me!
Wait but hold on how, are did you comment 2 hours ago while the video only got uploaded 45 minutes ago??? UA-cam are buggered again?
NANOMACHINES SON!!!
Maxi Cola
+10 boost for joy and recreation and sleep goes to full without any bad consequences.
I have space ships, robots, clones, colonies all over the place etc 😁
Ahh, comment exploit 👌🏻
@@tnb_command4937 there was a premier? Or was it here before that
- be me
- warhammer player
- get called out by spiff for having no friends
- do a little cry
Be strong Brother, we are in this together. Only in Death does Duty end!!
Brother, do you require access to the chapter dog?
Be Nixx
Uses 4 Chan format on other site
Wonders why I have no friends
@@possessedaerosol8343 you’re using it too, and don’t claim it’s irony, that’s just pathetic.
There there, lets turn that cry into a battle cry.
My friend who sold me on the game told me that she got raided by a pack of maneating turtles, and she could only watch in terror as their shells deflected bullet after bullet.
Lmao
Rimworld turtles are terrifying little tanks
They're slow as fuck, just kite them.
@jmercedesd and can be surprisingly vicious, one of my townspeople lost a foot to a mad tortise. He did get the last laugh by skewering it with his long sword though.
@@jmercedesd Turtles in other games: Nobody cares
Turtles in Rimworld: Sheer Heart Attack Has no weakness.
“If you don’t have any friends then you probably play warhammer.”
Well I’ll got go bathe in aloe vera or just burry myself I guess
what does breathing aloevera do?
@@JonJon-nt1wy bathe, to wash in.
Implying I’ll fill a Bath with it and just submerse myself for that all over burn I just got
well, the implication is "if you have no friends, then you play warhammer". this doesnt mean, that if you play warhammer, you have no friends. however its equivalent to saying "if you dont play warhammer, then you have friends"
@@Dancan799 ayo what's your pfp
@@darealist690 it’s a Sister of battle but the “not sure if heretic” text is cropped out at the top
i am here for the spiffing brit video essay arc
Why don't u post videos
Happy to see ya haedox!
Soviet did one, so I'm looking forward this one
Hope you're doin' well Haedox.
Haedox I see you comment on every other video I watch. Good taste Sir!
Ah Rimworld. the game I come back to on a regular basis.
I think my favorite rimworld story would be when the colony grandma saved the day. All in all, the colony was in a good spot. Plentiful harvest, good hunting and a full store house, after the first winter nearly starved us out. Disaster struck as one colonist after the other fell ill, exept for the colony grandma ( because she was about 75 years old + some hundred spent in cryo on the way). Somehow she never got the disease and took care of the remaining 5 members that where ill. Luckylie she was a good medic and cook. Then the raiders came. With no one else able to fight, it was up to granny to take up arms. Together with the colonies golden retriever she set out to hold back them back. The first shots where lucky. 2 out of 5 raiders felled with a shot to the head. The third was mauled to death by the dog. Number 4 was slowed by a shot to the leg. The 5th Raider reached her. Somehow granny managed to knock out the raider... But she was left with severe stab wounds all over, practically crawling back to the base while the dog finished off the injured raiders.
She collapsed at the gates, slowly bleeding out as the dog stayed with her in her last moments.
The other colonists recovered and found her dead body, leaning against the door frame outside the base, with the sniper rifle still in hand. At least, thats how I invision that scene.
badass granma she wasn't lying when she was telling her old stories
this actually brought a tear to my eye... God I love this game so much and I am glad I started playing it
@@ballssupreme3819 Good luck for your colony! If desaster strikes, may it become a great story :)
Every colony has a grandma or grandpa that’s good at everything…RIP Buckley :,)
Greatest epic of all time
The only issue I've ever had with Rimworld is everyone thinking I'm playing a porn game when I say I'm playing it.
Just use the forbidden mod, and then they're right
When you assign a task in Rimworld you have given a Rim Job.
Oh no
When you need to give Rim a job
Everyone = 10-18 year old's
Hospitality quest popped up in the first year at the beginning of winter.. 3 pawns were seeking refuge for 14 days and they were willing to work for me for that time. I had just 2 guys, so it would more than double the number of my pawns, so I accepted and I was hoping to do as much work as possible.
I got 82 yo guy and 88 yo lady, both completely useless. The guy was a decent shot but had cataract. The third refugee was a hyper sensitive nudist pyromaniac girl.
So the whole two weeks were about calming those three down with fists when they were confusedly wandering around because of dementia or when the pyromaniac girl was setting things on fire because she was cold or clothed.
After 12 horrible days the old lady died because of extreme infection in her torso, because she was wandering in confusion during a raid and got shot by a stray arrow. So I failed the task the the two remaining refugees left my colony. The pyromaniac girl didn't make it to the edge of the map because she collapsed because of hypothermia and died in a few hours and the old dude walked into a group of waiting pirates.
It was a good event.
so my first shelter for refugees mission (it's the same mission type I think) I built them wooden rooms in my large indoor farm their skills were not anything to note but one helped with building and the 3 others were set to grow crops despite a low level in growing, they betrayed me and lit their beds on fire although it lit my crops on fire and destroyed the farm nothing else was lost as they were cooked to death by their own fire
Pyromancy, the only trait I won't accept, they are more pain than it's worth even if they had maximum in every skill.
Did you eat them?
@@tedferkin pyromancy are spells which involve fire, pyromaniac is a person who likes fire way too much
😂🔥
I think one of my favorite Rimworld stories is when one of my colonists went insane and killed everyone after looking at how dirty his room was.
Me when I don’t eat at a table
@@attackdogs3455 tfw when you go catatonic because you didn't eat at a table
@@sethleoric2598 tfw you go on a murderous rampage with a zeushammer because you were inside for a little bit
@@cewla3348 tfw when they have archeotech limbs and cataphract armor:
I agree. Played RimWorld for 50 hours in the last week, never gets old
those are rookie numbers get those numbers up
@@samtheman1868 my peak hour in one week was 84hrs,my rimworld total hours for the last 2 weeks was 0hr.
Because im stuck in quarantine and can't go out to net cafe to play rimworld.
I downloaded it yesterday. I already lost 4 hours of sleep. (I need help)
I don't even know how much I've been playing now, my life has been replaced by RimWorld...
Better than dwarf fortress ?
1276 hours currently. Yesterday I started playing again after a long, long break. This game is incredible.
This is the true mark of rimworld in my opinion: you always come back to it. You can play it, leave for a month, and come back and have just as much fun as you started
2.2k hours and only beat the game twice. I can confirm that this is true
How did y'all deal with the fps drop? I truly love rimworld but i just cant stand the fps drop starting from mid game.
985 for me, most of it I admit is my wife running her robot managed hotel and fancy food export business.
@@Toma58. Have a look at RimThreaded mod, makes the game multi-threaded (base game was designed to run on single thread). It has a come a long way from its debut last year. Vanilla style you can have massive fps or (tps as we call it) into late game. It is actively being worked on to be compatible with other mods, I run about 200 mods with it just fine.
Remembering when one of my colonists fell in love with a bandit who crash- landed on our base. She took care of his wounds and healed him over the course of several weeks. Just as they were about to get married, her dog bit his head off. She found his decapitated body on the bed and died of shock.
"Organ relocation and trading operation"
"Non-consensual organ arbitrage"
How many terms do Rimworld players have for organ harvesting operations?
...a lot...
Just... Rimworld, I think.
its not a organ harvesting operation! this is a raider reeducation camp, many of those we are reeducating happen to feel so bad about their past actions that they totally of their own free will donate spare organs to help out the less fortunate.
YES
Corpse repurposing and asset forfeiture redistribution is the main source of cash income for my colony...
"In space no one can hear you violiating the Geneva Convention" all of Spiff's Rimworld gameplays
"Wanna see me commit genocide on tribals with a plasma rifle?"
*snorts luciferium*
"Wanna see me do it again?"
In Rimworld more like Geneva Suggestion.
@@petrch3036 The problem isn't that Geneva is on the other side of the world, it's that Geneva is on another world entirely.
My favorite rimworld story- I helped a group of refugees. They left all well and good after a bit. A few in-game months later, a single transport pod crashed directly in the center of my colony, leaving behind a wounded woman. That woman was the leader of the refugees I had helped, meaning that she had ALMOST gotten off the planet, but something happened to her ship and she was the only survivor.
She joined my colony and was skilled with guns. I gave her OK stuff, but nothing really great. A few months later again, we had a surprise infestation. They managed to down my main soldiers shockingly quickly and it was looking bad, until this refugee lady, her name was Hitomi, got in range.
By some act of god, she alone with nothing but a normal-quality dragunov and a flat vest / helmet killed the entire infestation and saved the entire colony. No one died. She killed half a dozen mega spiders and the same number of the other bugs. She became a champion that saved everyone. By the end of the colony, she had the best gear; Cataphract armor, shields, jump packs, everything, all because she outdid everything she was asked and killed every damn spider she saw.
She wasnt gonna let that happen again
The power of Randy coursed through her veins
Hell yeah!
I fell in love with this game so much, I ended up studying both art and coding for 9+ months, all to make mods for the game (currently, the Rimtroid Series). This game can seriously get you hooked.
Thank you
at this point, make a game yourself, why only mods when YOU can have YOUR OWN IP made 100% around YOUR OWN MAD IDEAS? Coding and Art are the brunt of the work already, now go brainstorm ideas for a new game!
now to my honest thoughts
9+ months to learn enough for modding, including unique artwork and how to code without demolishing the whole moddied universe of players is enough to be proof you can attempt a game jam level game prototype
i shall check that mod out
You should Try Dwarf Fortress, if Rimworld got you hooked on the genre. Dwarf fortress is probably the first of it's kind when it comes to "Loosing is Fun!" styled city-builders.
@@andrehashimoto8056 I would love to do this, as I have tried two projects before (one was before learning RW modding). Neither got off the ground due to motivation, and resources + tools aren't exactly cheap.
Remember my first time playing rimworld , i didn't know anything about the game but as someone that lives in a tropical country with no winter, i decide to start in the jungle with plentiful food a 5 happy tribal people , after some months a nuclear winter sets in and kill's all my crops and animals in the map and forces me to bunker in with no food , my dog was old and gave me enough time to see a warg enters the map and when i try to hunt he goes mad and kill my hunter and rot outside, his wife goes into a murderous rage and kills another guy and dies bleeding out a feel minutes later.
Now I have 2 people a fat pacifist researcher and a woman that hated men , they start dating and that help with the mood but not enough to stop the guy of having a corpse obsession and dig up his friend , the woman saw a naked dead man in the table and since she was starving she ate him and have a mental break and wanders outside and dies of toxic buildup and now I have 1 fat guy that is a pacifist, he survive for 2 days and them the nuclear winter goes away , first animal to wander the map in a hare that goes manhunting for no reason and spend 2 days running after the fat guy while I try to plant rice , the hare goes to sleep and my guy manage to survive somehow , just to get a infection and die of hunger 3 days later alone in a dark hole in the mountain since I had no wood to light a torch.
after that I played 1.751 hours and as long there are mod I'm going to keep playing
.....holy moly this can be became a film
I had a successful colony of a dozen prawns, it was glorious, I had a large farm and my colony was well protected from anything.
I was ready for everything the game can throw at me.
What I wasn't ready for was my own pawns plotting against me.
I had a married couple, both sociopaths, who hated everyone else but each other. This is fine I thought but how naive I was.
They started an insult spree on my oldest pawn, an epic survivor who was the only guy left from the original landing. The wife started insulting first but the husband joined in to support her.
My guy was insulted in stereo.
He became depressed after that and soon after started an arson spree.
I tried to stop him but it didn't work, everyone pitched in to snuff out the flames but died to the heat and smoke once the fire reach the stockpiles...
Only my guy survived, with everyone dead.
I was devastated.
But the worst was yet to come... From the side two of my pawns appeared, back from the caves after a hard day breaking rocks. I was ecstatic that two pawns survived the fire by sheer luck but then...I noticed their names...
THEY WERE THE SAME COUPLE WHO STARTED EVERYTHING.
I GOT LEGITIMATELY MAD.
To this day I believe that they planned everything! The insult, the fire, the exclusion from fire fighting due to being at the caves...it can't possibly be a coincidence, I won't believe otherwise!
@@fabianlaibin6956 I mean they are sociopaths after all , can't judge them for doing a small harvest in which your colonist were the crop , that a interesting story you got there. I just wander , how could you not see them inside the cave when everyone is on fire ? you didn't try to stop with everyone ? or you forgot about them because they were inside the cave outside the main base ?
@@fahrimertdincer8421 Rimworld could easily be a movie better them a lot of movies out there , once I was playing with a friend and we had a colony full of ducks , but all of them spawn from eggs that I bought so even after a couple weeks for some unlucky reason I only had One female , the Duck 7. I was attack by a man hunting pack of 30 or so deer's I manage to kill every single one of them with the exception of one that sneak pass my defense after the guy blow up the wall using a grenade and he goes strait to the duck and manage to do one simple single attack before dying but he with that hit destroy's duck 7 brains and kill it , even after several colonies rise and fall , I still make statues of the Duck 7 as if he was a deity of my personal universe .
Now In every colony I always build a custom using a mod, a statue of the duck 7 made of marble in the recreation area with several meditations spot around , even if I need to build marble.
A temple for the all might and legendary duck 7
@@willbordy forgot about them completely, didn't even notice them at all, the cave was a ways away from the main base
One of my fave rimworld stories is about "the boy who liv" (bc I couldn't fit "lived" in)
He was a guinea pig who got hunted, attacked, caught in the crossfire AND hit by lightning. And survived it all.
Every time he got hurt I was like "oh this is it" but no. He liv.
Had a cat survive being struck by lightning, only to get stabbed in the kidney by a raider. The colonists beat the raider unconscious, left him there, and tried to save the cat. When the cat died, they went back outside and beat the raider to death 🤣
@Rob Y. Yup, whenever those stupid pirates decide to throw molotovs at my donkeys or, worst of the worst, kill the sacred chicken, this means certain death without any survivors. You kill my chicken, you forfeit the Geneva suggestions.
@@murphychurch8251 The chicken is in charge of Geneva.
Sheila is literally the worst
I know right
What sheila? The one doing the standing spready or the one with the flippy flip?
Oh my, he tells this story like: "Wingardium Leviosaaaa... Aaaaahh..."
@@blackpolishedchrome4774 flippy flip
mechanoids on day 15: "oh no the horror!"
mechanoids on day 115: "well well well, looks like it's free plasteel day bois"
how are you getting mechanoid raids on day 15?
@@sci_pain3409 Randy giveth, Randy taketh away. . .
@@AceDreamer yup, fending off a scyter with a plasteel knife because your shooter just had both his arms ripped off by it is very Randy :-)
Depends if you use CE or not
Mechanoids are extremely dangerous unfair and brutal with CE
PLASTEEL'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"
I was running a Royalty colony, and throughout the run my Countess got married 3 or 4 times. And every time within a year her husband would divorce her, and tried keeping the fancy bedroom for himself.
Like was the bedroom really the only thing they were after?
I mean, what else is there?
@@puggumpus Don't speak like it's just a bedroom, for pawns it is a *house*
LOL.
"In the same way that most people are fascinated by the storytelling potential of D&D but are too scared to actually give it a try"
Me, sitting watching this after people didn't turn up to game night again: *Ouch*
Or when the bastards give all of 3 minutes warning that they actually have a different commitment today.... I SPEND HOURS ON THESE ENCOUNTERS DAMN IT!
:( ill play dnd with u bruv
Snap! Why are people so reliable?
Or when real-life commitments get in the way for weeks, then when they're finally over, someone else's RL commitments lead to the game being cancelled.
SIX MONTHS! I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR SIX GODDAMN MONTHS AND THE WITHDRAWALS ARE KILLING ME!
I've never even played and I can feel your hurt
My most recent weird moment was getting seven chickens, forgetting they existed, only realizing they were constantly breeding when two years later I got annoyed at all of them on my screen like ants. This annoyance was short lived as an army of dark young showed up to eat every last one. Which you can imagine took a while when the first notification was "Chick 62 has died"
My most recent weird momment was i sold my prized attack donkey Blaze. Blaze had survied multiple raids, infestiations and mechanoid swarms. I had bred many attack donkeys but blaze was differnt....blaze was stronger than all the others. She had scars over her body and legs, was missing an ear and a eye but she was still going strong. Come a bad plauge, phycic drone, mental breaks i was bad on cash. i NEEDED glitterworld medicene to save my most useful colonist and the only thing that i could sell to get enough of it was Blaze. I sold her off and expected are bond to end there never to see her again. 5 quadrums later i think i check the animal screen and what do i see? A untamed donkey named Blaze. I like to imagine she killed the colony she was sold too and walked back (Which is totally a blaze thing to do) i had no idea there was even a chance to see prevoiusly sold animals show up again but that was a trip.
@@carto4028 Right before she got sold, one of the colonists whispered _"Attack everyone, Blaze..."_
Bro I had that happen once but I packed all 500 of my chickens into a 1x2 room and they got so crammed that they trampled each other to death. When the door was opened and they were freed my game came to a grinding halt at less than 1 frame per second
@@carto4028 Same, I sold an Alpaca, she was getting old and I didn't have the heart to butcher her. Sent some colonists out on the world map to mine some components and guess who was on the tile. Yep, you guessed it. Also, I've lost count of the raiders I've healed then released, only for them to come straight back just a few days later.
"When the biggest critic of the game is that it hardly goes on sales" *Laught in Factorio*
Has RimWorld ever gone on sale?
@@willrfrench I been following the game since 2018 and every time there is a sale the highest sale Rimworld goes for is 10% off
@@Justin-ee1mv thanks friend. Glad I didn’t try to wait for an unimpressive sale. Worth every penny anyway, just like factorio
@@willrfrench Yes! During the steam sales it's been seen as high as like 10% off XD
@@willrfrench yea I waited 4 months and eventually just said fuck it and spent the 30 or so bucks 😭 it was worth every penny now I'm just waiting until death for the dlcs to go on sale
The quote "Every colony loss isn't a game over, it's a unhappy ending" fits the game so well
It fits Dwarf Fortress too, which RimWorld is heavily based on.
@@seiggrainhart4719 true
@@seiggrainhart4719 "Losing is FUN." The original Dwarf Fortress version of that quote.
“What if you don’t have friends? Well then chances are you play Warhammer.”
Me: oh
Vicious Brit be vicious
Was literally painting as that line came out. Had to stop for a minute.
He's wrong. I have friends. They are plastic and much smaller than me, but they are still my friends.
Me: has no friends
Also me: plays Warhammer
Truth hurts
People who play Warhammer don't have friends. They have allies.
I started a lone explorer play through on a tiny island from the islands mod. He rose up to the point of leading a dozen good men inside a nearly impenetrable fortress. One day I sent him out to help fight off some man eating elephants because I had resurrector mech syrum I figured what’s the worst that could happen. An elephant completely crushed his head out of existence, the only thing the syrum couldn’t fix. I’ll never forget you John.
Started on Dwarf fortress, started playing rimworld a few days ago, would highly recommend both!
Rimworld was my gateway into Dwarf Fortress. I now believe if your problems aren't solved by magma, you aren't using enough of it.
You monster you
but dwarf fortress has 1 bit graphics and im ok with 6bit but 1 is too much
@@unib4324 1 bit graphics would be a screen alternating between 2 solid colors.
Randy’s idea of a difficulty curve is a rollercoaster.
More like a slightly backed up toilet
its one of those timeless games people will still play in 20 years.
a must have in any steam library.
"It's a nightmare! You'll love it!"
*Agrees in Dwarf Fortress*
Whenever someone talks about Rimworld I just think *Sci-Fi Dwarf Fortress*
@@baconknightproductions8297 There's a couple interesting Sci-Fi mods for DF. I think of it as Firefly Dwarf Fortress.
@@baconknightproductions8297 Sci-Fi Dwarf Dortress with a normal learning curve, actual understandable graphics and functioning, intuitive controls where you don't need an American keyboard to be able to play it at all
Still waiting for "Dwarf fortress is a very balanced game with no exploits"
Z-levels are a very balanced game mechanic with no exploits
Now that it's out on Steam, maybe
I've just got RimWorld and have played 4 hours. My first colony is down to one person. The first casualty was unalived by a nudist pirate raider with a shiv. The second casualty bled out after a mad squirrel attack. The final colonist is starving and considering eating the remnants of the first two after lightning burned down our crops. 10/10 game. I can't wait to play more.
I had three pawns die from infections after trying to kill a single tortoise in the game a few years back, 3 bears then mauled my pet bear while my last clonoist burned to death in his bedroom after setting it on fire in a daze... it was day 4
I had a colony of five Astartes with power armour, boltguns and power swords... then I failed to tame a roaming dragon... The End.
Tortoises and chickens are surprisingly dangerous.
I nearly colony viped just yesterday on a hoard of angel moths...
I had a guy lose all of his limbs, then a fire broke out in the colony and everyone died trying to get him out. lol
I started playing Rimworld because I saw one of your videos. It is, still to this day, one of my favorite games of all time
"you'll never forget your first game"
"you'll never forgive Randy Random for what he's done to you"
Two words:
Alpha Beavers
Oooof. F in the chat!
John Hurt Spaceballs.jpg "Oh no... Not again!"
Pft. Here in Canada that’s not even a little scary. You learn to deal with those when you’re five, and if you survive you’re granted citizenship.
hhaaaaa!!! thats exactly how my first game ended too!
Once had Randy send alphabeavers every other day for an entire season. I had food for years, but lacked trees for just as long ....
Dear Tynan Sylvester, thank you for releasing such an amazing game. Love: All of us who have put hundreds and hundreds (or thousands) of hours into Rimworld.
"It's a nightmare, you'll love it!" sums up Rimworld very well. As does "Dwarf Fortress with a GUI." One of my most memorable pawns was a woman who was part of a failed raid on my colony. The raiders broke through the wall and ended up trapped inside since we just flanked them through the hole they made. This pawn was left looking like Anakin after Ep. 3, and instead of the usual Rimworld thing, I decided to turn her into Adam Jensen and recruit her into the colony. She became a bionic supersoldier cracked out on Luciferium, an absolute demon.
My friend got rimworld less than a week ago. He has twenty hours in it.
If your friend wants some real fun tell him to activate developer mode on in settings and download some mods. Chemical warfare would be a good start and more advanced prosthetics and alien humanoids 2.0
@@angelofiron4366 he’s already adept at warcrimes.
Rookie numbers
I had 20 in the first four days, it was trp
And so it begins...
For the first time I sold all of my own colonists organs as I replaced them all with advanced bionic ones. Made an insane amount of silver from a couple of lungs. Also, Rimworld was the only game that convinved me to make and publish my own mod, Mass Effect guns. The replay of this game is infinite and endless fun. Thanks for the lovely review Spiffing Brit!
One of my favourite stories was when my original three colonists ended up in a love triangle. One colonists wife ended up divorcing him and then marrying his best friend. He had a mental break soon after and started a fight with the other guy, ending quickly when he bit his throat out.
Good times!
I have around 500+ h in RimWorld, this is literally one of the best games ever made.
6400 hours.. I can quit any time I like.
Me: those are some rooky numbers, you gotta bump the'm up. I have 3000+ hours!
The guy above me: P A T H E T I C
@@tesstickle6974 LOL
No, I just know I'm addicted. And using too many mods. Again.
I'll try to cut back to about 50. Again.
Last run, my computer survived me recruiting 180 pawns.
MVP: Rocketman mod! It meant the game wasn't a slide show!
(Also, probably only about 1000 hours or less of actually playing, thousands of having it open in background.)
STILL learning new things about the game :D Great game!
Rimworld : The only colony sim with a storyteller who doesn't change as time goes on and warcrimes galore!
There are mods to change the storyteller regularly so we got that too
@@iwanttobedanpls2630
There's also Dwarf Fortress.
I've been playing since early alpha, and am probably responsible for a lot of game sales.
Not en entire story but one of my favorite moments; Was playing a maximal difficulty setting, nothing else can challenge me in this game anymore, and there was a wedding on in this colony of about 30 folks. The colony was having a hard time, obviously, and so the wedding was a great mood booster for them... Until an attendee had a mental snap during the reception. The little descriptor on the character card for what they were doing at the moment was "Attending Wedding looking for Targets", when 29 other characters instantly whipped out their guns and drilled her full of a thousand holes. The rest of the wedding went off just fine and a great feast was had, with their friend shredded to hell laying in a pool of their own gore right there in the dining hall.
"FUCK YOU ALL I'M GONNA KIL"
*choked by a shotgun barrel*
"Are you sure? Consider your next actions wisely."
*punch*
*heavy minigun fire, shotgun blasts, sniper rifle shootings*
LETS GO THEY'RE MARRIED! I KNEW THEY LOVED EACH OTHER! *high-fives all around*
Man, they had Wreck-it-Ralph's tragic origin story
Rimworld is one of those games I constantly revisit, and each and every time it's completely different, be it with just the base game or with the multitudinous plethora of mods available. Seriously what makes this game so good is it's friendliness for modding.
As a former EVE Online player, I can say that the macro-stories are more interesting to read about than they are to be a part of. The betrayals and upheavals aren't as common as large-scale wars for territory; the microcosm of stories are much more interesting, imho.
I was introduced to EVE through an article about some huge heist. That level of player agency really hooked me. I was an absolute bastard. I was overly nice, helpful, generous etc, hooking up with small to midsized corps. Made friends, cared about their day to day lives... until I was one of the trusted cornerstones of the Corp and, later, the alliance. Then I would bring in a bunch of alts and rob everyone fucking blind. I even managed to look like the victim in a few cases where the people I had swindled went out of their way to reimburse me for the stuff I, supposedly, lost. I did this over and over for five years. My fiancé final demand I chose between her and the game, so I sold my accounts for, well, an obscene amount. Then contacted the few people I felt guilty about cheating and gave them enough information about my old accounts to rob them blind too.
I will never go back. The game was addictive as hell, especially with the added spice that you could be found out at any point. Still love those stories, though.
Well... you can do the same on dwarf fortress, rimworld is basically dwarffortress lite
@@leonstrand329 I would argue that dwarf fortress is a lot less accessible tho, especially with the wacky ui
@@cannedsquasher5923 ngl i cant wait for the DF steam release just for the upgraded UI and graphics
@@AnonEyeMouse You picked a wife over Eve!? Shame.
As someone who looks for “casual” and “relaxing” games these days, I will say Phoebe suckered me into believing I could have some nice, quiet Rimworld time with her. I do appreciate the further difficulty choices in the game.
But also, I really enjoyed seeing something different! That was nice. Please do an essay on tea. I do love tea.
Everyone enjoys rimworld time
Over 800 hours in this game, it's amazing. Just had seven raids in five days, including drop pods directly into my hospital. Thanks Randy.
Spiff is going to find a way to break rimworld and claim land for the queen.
He needs to play with RimWar and conquer the planet in the name of Yorkshire Tea.
This is why we dream of Dwarf Fortress coming out in Steam. More complexity, greater and more amazing stories, and a disgustingly expansive world that you can fully explore.
The only real complaint (besides of course the 12 volume encyclopedia of a manual needed to play) I've heard out of anyone is the graphics... Which will hopefully be 1000% improved with the new release.
The other issues where Rimworld is better; is trade and caravans. Dwarf Fortress has much better world generation though
Yeah I'm just waiting for it so I can play it, maybe it addicts me even more than rimworld maybe not ^^ cause rimworld is a really good game and inspired by dwarfen fortress so I'm double hyped (I have at least around 400hrs rimworld)
The true horror of Dwarf Fortress is FPS death
True. I tried playing dwarf fortress and it was kind of fun, but it is hard to get invested when the graphics look like a bunch of pixels, even with texture packs.
Your dream has come true!
Fantastic Brit!
Another legend graces the comment section! You rock, Rycon!
Leon himself
Hey, you're fantastic too, mate.
As someone with over 1500 hours into this game, I highly reccomend it. The vanilla game is already infinitely replayable and fun, but the hundreds of incredible mods are a big part of why I love it so much. Some help with quality of life, U.I, etc., but there are loads of others that are in some ways their own stand alone games with how much variation there is from the base game
I love my game heavily modded~ till you get that chugging lag and error.
@@deimoskaischylos I almost always have Rimworld minimized for that reason. The issue is that I daily check for new mods and have to restart it anyway.
@@deimoskaischylos Oh no no. No removing Rimworld of Magic. That, along with it's classes, brings so much fun. On top of that you add Immortal, werewolf, pawnmorpher, a boatload of races and even more guns etc. It wild, fun, and really everywhere on balance. =)
I had a quadruple amputee monkey for a while. He lost both his arms, a leg and and his tail. he was bouncing around on one leg. He was a hero, a mascot and a symbol of hope for my colony. I will always remember him, even though I forgot his name.
I had a pig like that. Three legs missing (she was a raider killing wonder, plus a frostbite, my bad), more scars than you can shake a stick at, but she had been with the colony since the beginning and I just couldn't put her on the menu.
"It is dwarf fortress with less complex gameplay and much better graphics"
>much better graphics
Ah so you haven't seen the upcoming Steam version
@@dontwannadie7634 i have. And really looking forward to it. But as you say, it is still upcoming and, in true DF tradition, delayed :p
@@dontwannadie7634 I'm sure it will be still upcoming in 2031, lol.
@@ぃぃぃ-e2u Well, it's here now!
I've had Rimworld owned for about a year now and had never played it. This is making me want to give it a chance! Glad to see this new type of content, Spiff, and I hope you can do more of these in the future.
I'm genuinely about 2000 hours in & I haven't even tried any mods yet. The only thing that stops me playing is the impact it has on me getting anything else done. I very much doubt that you wouldn't enjoy playing it (just mind how you go). Enjoy!
Be warned, if you start you can't ever stop. It's been my go-to game for over two years now. My stack of other games have gathered dust as I boot up Rimworld for the thousandth time.
600 hours in and now experimenting with endless mods, best game I've ever played.
B r u h why didn’t you ever refund the game.
As someone who has played EVE Online for the past 5 years, I can say some of the stories that come out of the playerbase are next level. My personal favourite was the several month long war involving thousands of players that began over Anime.
"Oh Randy NOOOOO......"
pretty much summarizes everything that's the bane of my existence in this God forsaken game
Pretty much summarizes my real life.
I actually bought this game recently; it’s a lot of fun and honestly I wish I bought it sooner.
Rimworld is easily the best game I ever bought on a whim.
It was still in pretty early access at the time and I was just looking for an alternative to DF to play. Didn't know anything else about it outside of that comparison and didn't expect it to be as awesome as it is. It still makes me glad to see how much people have been enjoying it over the years
These are facts.. Hands down one of the best gaming experiences i had in years... Already clocked 500hrs in it... Not playing it enough tho...
Too addicting for me I almost have 700 hours mainly because of that mod RimWar and save our ship 2 along with many others...
So what you're both saying is: you haven't finished the tutorial yet.
@@vonkug tutorial was finished few years back
I was acutally just thinking about buying this game, perfect time for this review to release.
Do it. You won't regret it.
Do it and say goodbye to your freetime ;)
For all the remaining that want to play this game but are intimated by it, remember, you can tune it however you want, and beyond that, you can mod any other part that seems frustrating for you (or find concentrated versions of those frustrations). So go out there and enjoy it already!
"Rimworld is an addictive game..."
Understatement. I literally spent an actual 26 hours awake when I first started playing it.
A perfectly balanced Premier
The most devastating turn of events that happened to my base. During a raid I had my shooters behind sand bags firing with their turret into the oncoming raiders. Inside the building flanking the raiders I had a crew of armored melee colonists ready to pounce. Turns out a grenade was thrown as my melee units were exiting the building to attack. Roof support gets destroyed, roof collapses, kills two and downs one. Then our shooters got downed. GG
I swear he goes through every non-massive game that I play, and I love the validation that other people play.
This was highly entertaining and I can hear the love for the game in this gushing review. I've never tried it but always been told if I liked Dwarf Fortress I should give Rimworld a go, maybe I'll pick it up finally.
I've heard that before (never played DF). Highly recommend Rimworld!
Rimworld = DF - z-dimension + UX
@@Javaritto what is UX?
@@mirjanbouma User eXperience. Basically how the user experiences their interaction with a system. Good UX is intuitive (e.g. controls are easy to learn or follow conventions, UI is easy to navigate, etc), functional (controls work and allow thr user to do anything they need to do), and efficient (minimize the number of steps to complete a single operation, allow power users to configure shortcuts, etc.). Dwarf Fortress' UX is...functional, I guess.
@@Javaritto I see, thanks! I've heard of dwarf fortress' user interface not being the easiest to use.
i saw this game for the first time in your channel and got hooked on the stories. Got the game, got hoooked hard. Had to google a month later... "why is rimworld is so addictive" and here i am at the very first link, with you even explaining me what i needed to know. im adding that one to my personal rimworld story :P
god i love this game.
thanks for the videos
Rimworld is truly majestic. Here’s a comment in the hope that the algorithm blesses this video and introduces even more people to its majesty.
3.5 thousand hours on this game and I haven't still reached the 'end game objectives'. Atleast in factorio i launched a rocket.. just once in that 5.4 thousand hours played.
Rimworld i have never experienced so much stress EVREY 2 MINS SOMEONE HAS A BREAKDOWN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"A game like no other!"
*angry Armok noises*
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@@hcrdfju4954 rimworld is a scifi themed dwarf fortress clone. Armok is in the full name of the game.
@@hcrdfju4954 He means Dwarf Fortress where the official title is "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" (armok comes from a name of a variable arm_ok" from a predecessor game )
@@vincenthall7950 I wouldn't call it a clone, there's a *lot* of difference between the two even if DF was an inspiration for rimworld. If you played one you'd still be completely lost dropped headfirst into the other, unlike say any two shooters, cRPGs, etc
Cant wait for the steam Version! Rimworld/dwarf fortress are the pinnacle of colony games
I started playing rimworld after watching some guides so I don't choke on my own organs and call the game unfun for the sake of complexity, and I found that the pantry I made for alcohol kept going dry even though I was pumping it with lots of alcohol. At first I paid it no mind because I was occupied with more pressing matters like a mountain building that probably had things inside. After that was over, I decide to check what happens to my alcohol and watched carefully from the manufacturing to the storing, turns out the family dog was sneaking into the pantry, downing about 200 bottles of alcohol because of his godlike tolerance to alcohol. I immediately restricted any animals going into the pantry, but in hindsight prohibiting consumption when you're addicted to alcohol is just asking for trouble, so my dog went rabid and starting attacking people and we sadly had to put him down after he amputated a fella.
that dog was dead anyhow if you let it drink enough to have a high tolerance it almost certainly would have liver and brain damage sooner rather than later I've had something similar happen when my animals didn't have access to food but did have access to beer
So glad to see you made this vid. I've loved Rimworld for years, and hope more people see what an awesome game it is!
Story time, I just had someone get back from a quest, she was tired hungry and recreation deprived. She goes to eat, and then has a mental breakdown, goes on a food binge and passes out after 1 meal from exhaustion.
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Funny, I was just on RimWorld making a city. Can't wait to see what you have in store!
Upon hearing "Organ relocation" all I can hear is - Hey hey people, Seth here xD
"Non-consensual organ arbitrage"
ORGANization, ambiguousamphibian.
I remember my first RimWorld colony... i had just finished the tutorial, started a new game.. and about 5 minutes in all 3 of my colonists were killed by a rabid raccoon. 10/10 would raccoon again.
Racoon has one c
@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo negative, ghost rider
"The worst complaint is that it rarely goes on sale"
LOL!
tfw your game sells copies so fast there's little reason to even use sales
I'm new to romworld, only about 20 hours in. I did the tutorial and then decided to try a fresh game.
I started with a family, Husband (doctor, cook) wife (animals and plants) and a daughter (mining, crafting and art). It was to be a simple life, the 3 of them happily landing together and surviving as a family.
It started well, the built a cominal house with 2 bedrooms, a kitchen, lounge and freezer. Got hunting, growing and mining. Life was good, for about a week.
Then they were attacked by a band of 4 rabid Guinea pigs. The daughter was slane outright and the husband died in his wife's arms... She went into shock. Stoped farming, eating, even sleeping, she just stood there looking at the decaying corpses of her family, refusing to burry them, just standing there.
Then a mysterious stranger showed up and ushered her to bed. He began cleaning up, feeding her, burying the dead and looking after the meager crops and lamas.
2 weeks go buy before she snaps out of it and stars helping again. Just in time to hear of a distress call, it's the newcomers mother. She's trapped by some cannibals. So the stranger rushes off to rescue her.
He returns with his mother 3 days later and together the stranger and the woman tend to his mother. During this time the woman starts falling in love with the stranger but he's not interested and rebuffs her... She sinks into depression for a few days and then trys again. When he again refuses her advances she looses her mind and begins attacking his mother.
So the stranger is forced to defend his mother and kills the woman with a single headshot but not before she mortally winds his mother.
Now he's alone in the house, with the woman he saved and his mother buried out back with the others.... I'm not sure if he can go on much longer.
*communal and *slain
There is no way, seriously did that happen? Theres not say the game automatically does that all?
@@eggharry Its possible the stranger spawns when everyone else is dead or wounded and the rest could be chalked to mental health breaks and the romance system works like that yeah
@@eggharry okay
daughter dies, father dies, mother goes catatonic
man in black arrives, helps out, MIB's mother arrives, nearly dies, wife (og mother) hits on and fails the MIB twice and then kills the mother
mib kills her instantly with a headshot
@@eggharry I 100% believe this story, I have 1000's of hours in the game and have seen much crazier things lol.
Rimworld, the only game where breaking the geneva convention is a vital part of playing.
You mean Geneva Suggestion.
I am quite spent on this joke.
So far all I've done that's a warcrime is gunning down retreating people
Lies and Slander! "Warcrimes" are a fundamental part of any well-balanced game!
@@AgentTasmania Are you really telling me you've never cut both legs of a prisoner to stop them going berserk from drug withdrawal? Or butchered the bodies of your enemies, made clothes out of their skin and then sold those clothes to their former comrades after making peace with them? If so you're really not thinking creatively enough 😂
I know this isn't really that impressive, but my personal fav thing to do in Rimworld is test the limits of human abilities, entirely within the scope of how Rimworld was meant to be played.
I am talking stuff like "What is the lowest possible healthy amount of sleep possible for a colonist?" Where you get stuff like Legendary Royal Beds, Quick Sleeper Colonists, Psychite Tea, bionic heart, bionic stomach all combined aim to create the tiniest possible amount of sleep that they could possibly have.
I know it isn't as interesting, but I genuinely do like to push games to their absolute intended limits.
So what was the answer?
@@LordIsrafel It has been a minute since I played it since my hard drive I ran it off got corrupted, but it was approaching only 1 hour of sleep a night. Meaning it took longer to get the person to the bed than it actually took them to sleep in some cases.
Quick sleeper increases your sleep recovery by 50%, a super duper bed puts you at only needing 1/8 of the time, and the bionics can get you another inch or two. While Psychite tea doesn't actually effect the sleep itself, it does effect how long a person can stay up before they need to sleep (which in turn reduces the daily), the only problem with tea is it can only be safely drunk every other day. Sure other psychite products are more... effective... but they are also more dangerous.
Still, taking the average of a 10% tiredness reduction, coupled with all of that stuff, it means the person might not be a coffee drinker, but they will always have the energy to keep going.
great take on Rimworld, over 400hours in, didn't like the direction the game went in with the caravans and the world map but i came back to it anyway after a few years away and I'm back enjoying it. the word of mouth spread of this game is so true, i recently convinced a friend to pick it up and shared your video too. I am thoroughly enjoying exploring new mods and am still yet to complete a single playthrough successfully
Ah, a reference to Going Medieval in the description. Fantastic.
Glad you had a whole section about the modding. Seriously the modding community for this game is insane and very passionate (sometimes to its own detriment). One thing I'd say you didn't go over was that there is DLC. Now, usually in a heavily modded game the DLCs kinda just pluck some of the most used mods. Not so here. Both of the DLCs have been pretty revolutionary and added content that would even make someone with 1k hours played wanting to put in another 1k. The multiplayer mod alone puts a lot of games with multiplayer to absolute shame.
Some of my interesting events were the pirates that landed with drop pods in my dining/rec room at night, stole the TV and sculptures, then left through the killbox full of turrets, so I was able to get my troops to them in time to prevent them from getting away.
Later, in the same colony, I had toxic fallout for a while, had to butcher most of my domestic animals since they couldn't graze and were eating my food supplies, and after the fallout ended, I grew a patch of corn, and got a crop blight right before harvest. Before the fallout, I had made a larger stockpile of food with 8000 corn, which was supposed to be excessive, but I ended up completely out of food for a full day before the next harvest.
A different colony, I had a friendly traveler who got injured by a raid, and I rescued him. He was an alcoholic, and I didn't have any alcohol. He left when he was capable of walking, but the withdrawal downed him before leaving the map, because he was so slow from injury and withdrawal. I rescued him, he healed further so he could walk again, left, and the withdrawal went to the next stage, downing him. Some allies of his ended up passing through, and carried him off.
“You wont forget the stories that you make in rim world.”
*flackbacks to the colonist that I formed a bond with being burned alive and then executed by a raider*
*flashbacks to one of my only human consists dying to friendly fire leaving their widow depressed and sad that they murdered their husband.*
*flashbacks to running into countless issues about space leading to a ton of my colonists and guests dying to raids because their homes were outside the walls*
the time i bought 138 fertilized turtle eggs.i didnt had enough booze for all of them.
Never forget I was playing this game with my friends and I thought it would be a bright idea to go hunt an elephant, as we were low on food. As it happened though I pissed off the whole herd of elephants and they trampled over all our defenses and killed every single one of us 10/10 elephants are dangerous
You clearly lacked in the tesla coil and obelisk of light department as well as lacking dedicated CAS... ;)
That new format you're trying is absolutely perfect, majestically funny, please keep it up I had an absolute blast!
Hello Spiffing Brit. You just sold me on this game, and so far I think it's freaking amazing.
My trained attack wolves keep drinking all my beer.
I remember learning why "building high" is ill-advised the hard way. A few, elite super soldiers with the support of a couple high power, uranium shell turrets are shockingly meaningless before a horde of 72 very upset chinchillas.
I literally just started playing this again yesterday for the first time in 6 months. Get out of my head Spiff
I think a perfectly balanced Kenshi video is long overdue
Okran demands it
DUDE Kenshi is overdue
yes
I think it might have been a Rim World video that got me to subscribe to your channel. You were jacking stock images and harvesting organs and I thought to myself, "This British sounding guy is a complete psycho, I must subscribe"