4:50 - "Jesus Christ, don't consume him, Stat Man!" «Ad starts» "You take good care of your patients..." --GCU Ad. Had to pause the video because I almost fell off my chair.
Best one that made me LMAO was watching a video about an anti-tank missile then getting an ad in the video for visiting the middle east. I am SO, SO glad I got a screen cap of it.
I love rimworld. There's a mod to add bones so you can build bows and buildings out of the bones you can make an entire human harvesting economy and civilization.
a quick note spiff, I know you'll likely not read this but to anyone that does, i came to this channel for rimworld videos, became addicted quickly, but always loved twinings earl grey tea, today I spotted yorkshire tea for the first time and tried it I'm 7 cups in and it's been 12 hours
As an experienced organ harvester, I have learned that to make the most of your "legal" operations, is to take either the left/right lung, left/right kidney, and either the heart or liver for last , that way you can get 3 organs.
What's funny is that his personality isn't so out of place here. He's simply another person playing the game, no worse at all. Frankly this is very tame compared to a lot of other rimworld players.
Yes. Like Me. I harvest EVERYTHING: Life support mod + Organs Mod = They are literally a sack of meat before I take the brain and put it in a jar to help research.
Ok, now listen here buddy. No Rimworld Organ Harvesting Company is complete without the Harvest Organs post Mortem mod. This mod allows you to take quite literally anything you fancy. The lungs, the kidneys, eyes, ears, nose, brain, heart, and everything else. You can't call yourselves Organ Harvesters until you can use every part of a corpse effectively. The bright side to this is you never have to dig a grave.
@@NoraIconiq No, you don't get the organs. So you first harvest the lung, kidney, then the heart, and then perform an Autopsy to try and get anything else. Then you butcher the corpse for meat and leather, and thus, you efficiently use as much of the body as possible.
@@Kaiimei the way you said that reminds me of an episode of dexter where a hunter stressed about effectively used every part of an animal so none goes to waste. at least i think thats how it started
I never comment, but fuck it. You are definitely a new favorite channel to watch. The voice, the gameplay, the constant reminder to enjoy a cup of tea all culminate into an extremely enjoyable experience. Good on you. Hope that you are able to enjoy success on this platform.
"And whether chef will live or die through the... Oh he's dead. It turns out removing the liver was too much for Chef and he straight up died" Me: "Well that will definitely do it" 🤣
There’s a mod that gives you a life support thing which allows you to harvest there heart or Brain and they don’t die so you have time to then give them a bionic heat or such and AI brain or synthetic brain or etc.
I prefer death rattle, gives you a few seconds before "instant death" unless a vital body part is totally destroyed i.e your head or torso, where as you have a minute to transplant a heart or liver etc if it gets destroyed.
"Created by literally just one bloke" yep don't forget about all the QC, the orchestral soundtrack, the thriving nodding community or the distribution team either though. But yeah good effort by Tynan.
Your typical story of a (possible protagonist) refugee crashing down (after probably an incredible and badass backstory) in a space shuttle 1 gets saved or recruited by your typical goody 2 shoes 2 gets put into slave labor for your typical "i wanna be evil player yet the game won't let me" 3 *gets his organs stolen and made into a walking husk (or not soo walking) after landing on your typical rimworld player base* 4 TsB - *all of the above*
I would love to see more Rimworld videos. I've just started playing it myself a few days ago and this was hilarious to watch. I may set up a second save file specifically to do fun things like this.
the fact that you pulled back from the tomb to fight another day is sign of a good player, most would tunnel vision and hardpress to get the job done , when there's no need to rush it
You can always just add the creatures to the Fuckables list if you know even rudimentary coding. I think it's written in C++ or something. Also, don't forget to properly prioritize the Load Order of the Mods.
Once in rimworld I had a prisoner survive having both legs blow off, left arm shot off, 1 kidney removed, no liver, 1 lung, and no heart. I literally don't know HOW he did it. I let him go after that. Absolute unit.
Thank you sir in making me realize my utter stupidity in not always having a cup of tea, realizing this, I have gone to make another cup of tea, and on my return, I will continue to consume your glorious content
I've imagined a challenge run kinda like this, called the Queen run. 1 superhuman, and the rest have to be completely terrible and you are not allowed to micromanage anyone but the superhuman. And if you're modding anyway, also make it so all the dummies have a positive relationship with the queen, and thus likely a rivalric hate for many of the others. Sounds like a good time.
What a morbid experience! I'm not sure what's more distressful here - the nihilism of the Spiff, or the fact that the "donors" are not freaking out! Reminds me a bit of the movie "Grotesque", which I have no idea how I watched in its entirety! Great video, but still very, VERY f*cked up!
"My wife took the kids, so I took her organs."
-100 stat man
Whatstuntman
Seems like he was ripped of tbh.
Dogo meme
My god I've done this before and it's so profitable
not just 100 stat man, go to the rimworld subreddit, you will be amazed and disgusted
@@thespiffingbrit Went window shopping at the Black Market the other day, saw Lewis' left kidney for sale.
"ITZ ALMOST ORGAN HARVESTING SEASON"
Why is mount and blade literally everywhere i go
@@muksimulmaad7413 depends on where you're going traveler
@@HavenCross well i also met mount and blade in literally hentaihaven too
@@muksimulmaad7413 lmao hentaiheaven wtf
@@muksimulmaad7413 dem babes drinking from your skull ey?
4:50 - "Jesus Christ, don't consume him, Stat Man!"
«Ad starts»
"You take good care of your patients..." --GCU Ad.
Had to pause the video because I almost fell off my chair.
The exact same thing happened to me lol
i had that happen to me too, i laughed the whole day about it
Best one that made me LMAO was watching a video about an anti-tank missile then getting an ad in the video for visiting the middle east. I am SO, SO glad I got a screen cap of it.
i got one for a thing that you eat after spiff said "big snack boi" i think it was hamburger helper or something
@@Gunnergamingyt2I never see ads on UA-cam thanks to YT Premium… 😳
I love rimworld. There's a mod to add bones so you can build bows and buildings out of the bones you can make an entire human harvesting economy and civilization.
Sounds interesting
Spiff. You know what to do.
a quick note spiff, I know you'll likely not read this but to anyone that does, i came to this channel for rimworld videos, became addicted quickly, but always loved twinings earl grey tea, today I spotted yorkshire tea for the first time and tried it
I'm 7 cups in and it's been 12 hours
As an experienced organ harvester, I have learned that to make the most of your "legal" operations, is to take either the left/right lung, left/right kidney, and either the heart or liver for last , that way you can get 3 organs.
The Dragoncaster
But... But... If you take the heart, you can take ALL the organs?
@@lentoturmahub8214 Not in this game. If they die you can't take any more.
@@lentoturmahub8214 if they die you can't take more organs from them
@@danaldtrampf6717 without mods that is
@@natanoj16 that's why you implant them with new ones before releasing them into the wild! ...it's not very profitable obviously...
Since I have asthma, I will fix myself by removing my lungs. Thanks for the tip.
I did this on my friend and he is fixed
I can also confirm this
He's not moving... Please help!
@@Zanemob Did he complain about his asthma yet? If not, consider it a success
I also confirm...Well he is not complaining anymore 👍
How fresh are these organs?
*dusts off plague*
This comment aged well.
"cant have asthma if you dont have a lung"
-The Spiffing Brit 2019
What's funny is that his personality isn't so out of place here. He's simply another person playing the game, no worse at all. Frankly this is very tame compared to a lot of other rimworld players.
Yes. Like Me. I harvest EVERYTHING: Life support mod + Organs Mod = They are literally a sack of meat before I take the brain and put it in a jar to help research.
Average rimworld player
Jokes aside being a pacifist is much rarer than being a organ harvesting cannibal
Good boy isnt that human meat tasty.
Good boy
>Iroga, why are you berserk?
>"my organ has just been harvested "
Lost it right there, 10/10 would donate my innards again
My hangover is cured with this video. Ty 100 stat man.
did he cure your hangover by alleviating you of your heart by any chance?
"oh they're just tribesman" - The entirety of English Colonial History
I'm surprised Spiff didn't immediately launch an elaborate breeding program to ensure a steady flow of new products to harvest.
Magic Rimworld. Harvest -> Sacrifice -> Raise Undead -> Capture -> Harvest -> Sacrifice. Rinse, Repeat.
Ok, now listen here buddy. No Rimworld Organ Harvesting Company is complete without the Harvest Organs post Mortem mod. This mod allows you to take quite literally anything you fancy. The lungs, the kidneys, eyes, ears, nose, brain, heart, and everything else. You can't call yourselves Organ Harvesters until you can use every part of a corpse effectively. The bright side to this is you never have to dig a grave.
You get the same effect from butchering the corpses.
@@NoraIconiq No, you don't get the organs. So you first harvest the lung, kidney, then the heart, and then perform an Autopsy to try and get anything else. Then you butcher the corpse for meat and leather, and thus, you efficiently use as much of the body as possible.
@@Kaiimei the way you said that reminds me of an episode of dexter where a hunter stressed about effectively used every part of an animal so none goes to waste. at least i think thats how it started
@@StephenNowlan I think I know what you are on about. I don't remember what, but I'm fairly sure I've heard of some kinda thing like that =D
Using all their body parts efficiently is a way of respecting your -victims- enemies and prisoners of war really.
Someone: "how do you make Yorkshire tea"
Spiff: "I have a horde of Yorkshire terriers"
Oh.... ohno
I never comment, but fuck it. You are definitely a new favorite channel to watch. The voice, the gameplay, the constant reminder to enjoy a cup of tea all culminate into an extremely enjoyable experience. Good on you. Hope that you are able to enjoy success on this platform.
He is
You've harvested my heart too Spiff.
Nice Commet
Lol I’ll harvest your entire colony
@@Fenrir90918 quick there is oil in that pit
smooth
Rizz
That awkward moment all you hear is don't consume and you get an ad about food. 10/10 advertisement UA-cam.
English pls
@@kowhaifan1249 I didn't know I typed this in Chinese, my bad.
Man 100stat man has weird Dreams. He is an immortal king but dreams of being lowly worker in a Fantasy world.
Edit: At least he keeps his mindset.
Immortal God Emperor*
“He’s just going around and snapping all of their necks “
Good boy!
G-f-o-f-o-f-d B-f-o-f-y
Koala!
good boy!
good boy!!
"Anyway he's an absolute psychopath"
"And whether chef will live or die through the... Oh he's dead. It turns out removing the liver was too much for Chef and he straight up died"
Me: "Well that will definitely do it" 🤣
That motivated me to install Rimworld again
Unkn0wn_G oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
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Unkn0wn_G oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Enjoying a cup of tea just got 100 times better because of you. Thanks Spiff
There’s a mod that gives you a life support thing which allows you to harvest there heart or Brain and they don’t die so you have time to then give them a bionic heat or such and AI brain or synthetic brain or etc.
I prefer death rattle, gives you a few seconds before "instant death" unless a vital body part is totally destroyed i.e your head or torso, where as you have a minute to transplant a heart or liver etc if it gets destroyed.
THANKS! i was wondering how not to kill my supersoldier in the making.
LOLOLOL LOLOL
Oh yeah the mod called questionable morals.
@@jacobhu4431 no such mod has been found by google, just questionable ethics, which doesn't have life support system, i think.
@@wilddara2792 death rattle is pretty great. Slow death by intestinal failure does suck though. Better than instant death but still...
"Created by literally just one bloke" yep don't forget about all the QC, the orchestral soundtrack, the thriving nodding community or the distribution team either though. But yeah good effort by Tynan.
Your typical story of a (possible protagonist) refugee crashing down (after probably an incredible and badass backstory) in a space shuttle
1 gets saved or recruited by your typical goody 2 shoes
2 gets put into slave labor for your typical "i wanna be evil player yet the game won't let me"
3 *gets his organs stolen and made into a walking husk (or not soo walking) after landing on your typical rimworld player base*
4 TsB - *all of the above*
Good boy
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Good boy
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Do a netherlands campain in HOI4!
UNITE THE WEED
The Spiffing Brit holy fuck the god responded
Am i famous now
Take Canada and Colorado
TAKE BACK THE COLONIES.
BRING BACK THE E.I.C.
REVIVE THE SLAVE TRADE!!!
@@Volvith V O C you mean
also true gods listen to stille willem all day long
That someone who pays all of his money for a heart trasplant - just to realise it gave him plague - is gona be quite pissed :D
Please make a character someday of sir Plagueheart and his quest to find justice!
He's not gonna be pissed for long, though.
I would love to see more Rimworld videos. I've just started playing it myself a few days ago and this was hilarious to watch. I may set up a second save file specifically to do fun things like this.
"She is from my enemy the Criminals."
-The Spiffing Brit
So she is from Australia?
SPACE, the only place free from captialism - Tim Curry
Ha!
Nothing is safe from capitalism.
We’ll get it soon
Tim i have bad news space is capitalism
Plays flower of Scotland over the Welsh flag....
@@thespiffingbrit wouldn't expect anything less from a gwirion Sais :P
First time watching this video, get to 0.31 and immediately look in the comments to see if someone has already mentioned it.
Seeing that High Quality Medikits stored outside is pretty triggering
He didn't even have glitterworld meds.
"You can't have asthma if you don't have a lung" somebody get this man a medal
It's insane how you went from ~96,000 subscribers at the beginning of the year all the way to 1 million by the end. Wonderful job Spiff, keep it up!
*sips yorkshire tea* Apologies for being late, but I'm in love with your content. Best story telling commentary I've ever seen. 🍵👨💻
"There might be danger in the area."
SB: "Don't worry about that. Just lay down on this nice hospital bed..."
You know it’s a good game when spiff decides to play it without exploits
Organs are important.
*This Brit: "Its Free Real Estate" *Sips Tea in evil
23:29 Noooooo! I crashed and i'm sure I'm about to get my organs harvest...
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
G O O D B O Y
"Can't have Asthma if you don't have lungs" XD XD
"45 human leather, who knows where that came from" 😂😂
the fact that you pulled back from the tomb to fight another day is sign of a good player, most would tunnel vision and hardpress to get the job done , when there's no need to rush it
Stat man- Nice organs you have there
Person- Please no
Stat man- Yeetus Deleteus
7:45 Big Dave looks like a Dave Bin Laden
Its not a warcrime if you aint using the rimjobworld mod
damn you
@blackrave404 _make sure to enable bestiality in the options_
@blackrave404 the devs had a little fight about robots, they disabled the support, but i think one of the patches makes robots fuckable again
but there is always the discord for more infos
You can always just add the creatures to the Fuckables list if you know even rudimentary coding. I think it's written in C++ or something. Also, don't forget to properly prioritize the Load Order of the Mods.
“and then we’re going to remove your heart”-Spiffing Brit 2019
Once in rimworld I had a prisoner survive having both legs blow off, left arm shot off, 1 kidney removed, no liver, 1 lung, and no heart. I literally don't know HOW he did it. I let him go after that. Absolute unit.
congrats on going from 100k to 1m subs in a year. Great channel dude this makes me want to boot up rimworld again.
"some distant engine of hatred is stirring."
>new video alerts from vice
For future organ harvesting endeavours
Make sure to take a kidney and lung then go for the liver or heart 😘
This facility should be the processing facility since it takes in humans and pumps out organs. Animal-> meat style
The dead bodies, you can use their skin to make fashionable hats and couches, Dave.
You are actually hilarious; I'm in stitches. Spiffing job!
IS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON INTESIFIES
Good boy
No dog deserves to die
"Rubbish littering the country side"
For a moment I thought you were describing Detroit.
When you've got no yorkshire tea to consume, but yorkshire terriers abound. They're even kinda golden. Close 'nuff.
Thank you sir in making me realize my utter stupidity in not always having a cup of tea, realizing this, I have gone to make another cup of tea, and on my return, I will continue to consume your glorious content
Ethical rimworld gameplay, electric boogaloo
There is no such thing. We all kick out morals out to fend for themselves on the streets when we play Rimworld.
Can confirm, is literally a Wales simulator. Sourced by real life welsh person
Why not combine a game with 100statman and 0statman?
So 1000statman?
Stats so high that they wrap around due to overflow and become as low as possible.
I've imagined a challenge run kinda like this, called the Queen run. 1 superhuman, and the rest have to be completely terrible and you are not allowed to micromanage anyone but the superhuman.
And if you're modding anyway, also make it so all the dummies have a positive relationship with the queen, and thus likely a rivalric hate for many of the others. Sounds like a good time.
I love this game so much... Spiff only makes it so much better
Me: boii Boii BOY
The Spiffing Britanie:nope
Rimworld is just Wales in Space?
I gotta tell Aavak these good news!
Damn you Brit!!! If it wasn't so true as a Welshman i'd be mad :D
"Local welsh population" Me, sweating nervously
"100 Stat Man Rimworld Organ Harvesting"
when you don't want coppa to think you're a kids channel
"Every male colonist winces in pain," "Some distant engine of hatred is stirring." Goddamnit, Brie Larson!
Good boys for life!
I bloody love you mate
Yeet
@@thespiffingbrit #CupOfTea #EUkeybordENGcomputer
Good boy
GOOD BOY!!!!
What a morbid experience! I'm not sure what's more distressful here - the nihilism of the Spiff, or the fact that the "donors" are not freaking out!
Reminds me a bit of the movie "Grotesque", which I have no idea how I watched in its entirety!
Great video, but still very, VERY f*cked up!
love this game !
beacouse im a psycohpat and i cant seplle
Love the character, love the humor..... could use more tea, however.
UA-cam Trending? More like UA-cam staff picks.
please do more, its fun watching you harvest organs
1:19 Big Dave the warrior poet
You should strip their clothes before killing them
Please no, that would be so inhumane!
The clothes are worth Money if you Strip em when they're alive, but nobody wants it if they died wearing it.
who came up with the idea? this whole game is disturbing
@Somali Kid
They do hold the same monetary value, but nobody is willing to buy it due to superstition.
john nuñez 69 likes boi
You are the reason I play this game XD
Was seriously hoping chef was black so I can say I bet them satly chocolate balls would sell well.
They were chefs white chocolate salty balls.
You accidentally simulated a Chinese detention camp.
You really should remove organs in an order that keeps your victim alive for as long as possible. That way you get more organs per victim.
Good boy
Please spiff
Goood boy
Hmmm... It's an Uyghur simulator then.
Xinjiang province, 2018 (colourised)
Rimworld shows are always my favorite to watch
Love it
USA after January 2nd 2020: "Sir Digby, you're drafted."
You and your little dog
What??
A comment to get on UA-cam trending
Spiff just casually mentioning wanting to eat YORKSHIRE terriers is ranked up there on the top 10 anime betrayals
This is great, and the best part is that this isn't even the worst of what you can do in Rimworld.. xD
good boy... wait... did you just trick me in writing a comment...
WARNING:Please do not repeat nothing in this video,as It is ilegal
I will repeat everything :)
You don't say?
Ok, no defending mysrlf from rabid racoons
WARNING: DO NOT COPY THE GRAMMAR IN THAT COMMENT
@@2headedtasman200 Was waiting for that comment.