Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #2

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  • @jxdeft
    @jxdeft 8 років тому +3395

    the drunk episode should legit be a series about a brain and body fighting over each other to do everday things.

    • @skykwakrz4692
      @skykwakrz4692 8 років тому +29

      Agreed!

    • @skykwakrz4692
      @skykwakrz4692 8 років тому +1

      I actually think someone is doing a series like that called "body whisperers" the only difference is it uses his dick

    • @DropC69
      @DropC69 8 років тому +35

      There's also a series called wiener vs brain

    • @kennedyozemwogie7958
      @kennedyozemwogie7958 8 років тому +4

      Yeah

    • @OkitaNamikaze
      @OkitaNamikaze 8 років тому +4

      yeah

  • @ej-epicjourney5351
    @ej-epicjourney5351 8 років тому +1393

    I've actually never seen a couple of these. Appreciated.

    • @randomperson8482
      @randomperson8482 8 років тому

      EJ - Epic Journey Likewise this is indeed most appreciated.

    • @zombiekenny4718
      @zombiekenny4718 8 років тому +8

      then your not true cyanide and happiness fans

    • @ej-epicjourney5351
      @ej-epicjourney5351 8 років тому

      Kevin Gomez
      Then you're not a true Cyanide and Happiness fan.*

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 8 років тому +1

      EJ - Epic Journey nice comeback

    • @ghhjnbghjn8921
      @ghhjnbghjn8921 8 років тому +4

      how come you never seen these?

  • @sthurman6262
    @sthurman6262 5 років тому +2029

    “ I just think we’re moving to fast”
    *CAR FLIES PAST CAMERA*

    • @notmenotme281
      @notmenotme281 4 роки тому +23

      congrats you got the joke

    • @weelamb8629
      @weelamb8629 4 роки тому +1

      Heaven Ascension Trish 😂

    • @loading4905
      @loading4905 4 роки тому +2

      Why does this have 647 likes

    • @deadinside9654
      @deadinside9654 4 роки тому +7

      "I just wish that I would've saw the signs coming"
      Road signs smash his face 💀💀💀

    • @Ifan-oq3nf
      @Ifan-oq3nf 4 роки тому +2

      @@deadinside9654 congrats you got the joke

  • @daytonphillips6496
    @daytonphillips6496 4 роки тому +902

    15:57, why does the snail sound like vin diesel on steroids

    • @asim9795
      @asim9795 4 роки тому +33

      You mean vin Diesel is not in steroids for all the fast n furious movies?

    • @cascas9656
      @cascas9656 4 роки тому +17

      more like steroids on steroids.

    • @x_.Kitty._.Cat._x
      @x_.Kitty._.Cat._x 4 роки тому +7

      I like there voice

    • @ememe8692
      @ememe8692 4 роки тому +8

      @@cascas9656 more like steroids on steroids on steroids

    • @nijimaruokuyasu5439
      @nijimaruokuyasu5439 4 роки тому +2

      LOL IT DOES

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 8 років тому +791

    the interrogation is fucking genius

  • @Tufet.
    @Tufet. 5 років тому +2339

    11:14, look at her eyes...

  • @bestkidever7004
    @bestkidever7004 7 років тому +830

    "Maybe you should listen to your poop man." Best. Advice. Ever.

  • @thabangmakhayi8962
    @thabangmakhayi8962 3 роки тому +95

    12:55
    One of the best plot twist ever 😂😂😂 and halarious. At first I thought we was trying to get away

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 5 років тому +2074

    "Drunk" is the most accurate representation of the average drunk man. It's so accurate, it makes it so much funnier!

    • @rebeccadeason2810
      @rebeccadeason2810 4 роки тому +34

      LexMc0606 I know this is uncalled for and I feel bad writing this but...being drunk is nothing to call funny...at least 88,000 people die from being drunk each year in the United States so just think of that combined with the the whole world...I know I’m being a hater on your comment but...that subject is really sensitive to me and I just needed to say this...

    • @iii_avxaxqxxx7848
      @iii_avxaxqxxx7848 4 роки тому +19

      @@rebeccadeason2810 oh god

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 роки тому +75

      @@rebeccadeason2810 that doesn't mean you can't joke about it

    • @dr.silverheart
      @dr.silverheart 4 роки тому +5

      @@Shizzy5321 dark man, dark.

    • @Masters_Z-mr6hb
      @Masters_Z-mr6hb 4 роки тому +40

      Well this is a dark humour channel so why the Fuck are you here if you can't handle this?

  • @TheNexustoby
    @TheNexustoby 8 років тому +963

    good job on shortening the credits guys, you listened to our feedback last episode.

  • @74dWasTaken
    @74dWasTaken 5 років тому +4192

    “Dont hurt me, I was once a man” top ten anime plot twists

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 4 роки тому +86

    I love how "Stargazing" is an allegory for a relationship.

  • @HurdRandy
    @HurdRandy 8 років тому +941

    Timestamps
    0:00 Interrogation
    1:35 Drunk
    5:53 Surgery
    6:21 Book Report
    7:18 Nice Place
    7:56 Rascals
    8:51 Stargazing
    11:26 Stranded
    12:32 Stuck
    13:34 The Painting
    14:28 Tunnel of Love
    15:19 Daydreaming

  • @Fresh1_022
    @Fresh1_022 8 років тому +2956

    " Maybe you should listen to your poop man" 10/10 Logic

  • @gonfuckinkillmyself911
    @gonfuckinkillmyself911 6 років тому +434

    "He Let Himself In" More like *He Let Himself Out*

  • @camilati3563
    @camilati3563 4 роки тому +75

    11:13 the red eye changed from one eye to another then back

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 3 роки тому

      His eyes also switched in the next scene when the motorcycle guy passed by.

  • @lillyanneoakes5480
    @lillyanneoakes5480 5 років тому +5802

    I have a feeling someone made the drunk short film while they were drunk.

  • @The6thDimensional
    @The6thDimensional 8 років тому +1095

    Timestamps for each video:
    0:00 - The Interrogation
    1:34 - Drunk
    5:53 - Surgery
    6:20 - Book Report
    7:17 - Nice Place
    7:55 - Rascals
    8:50 - Stargazing
    11:25 - Stranded
    12:31 - Stuck
    13:44 - The Painting
    14:26 - Tunnel of Love
    15:18 - Daydreaming

  • @cyphongamezr1370
    @cyphongamezr1370 5 років тому +2056

    “Don’t hurt me, I was once a man”
    Me: spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman!

  • @Unfunny_Frog
    @Unfunny_Frog 3 роки тому +256

    Five years later and I still feel bad for Chad
    Whoever said the worst they can say is no clearly hasn’t met Chad

    • @babymoon9360
      @babymoon9360 3 роки тому +1

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    • @babymoon9360
      @babymoon9360 3 роки тому +1

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    • @xXUnhingedDevXx
      @xXUnhingedDevXx Рік тому +5

      What

    • @juscapella6649
      @juscapella6649 Рік тому +2

      I think he meant to say it like this:
      Whoever said “the worst they can say is no, clearly hasn’t met Chad”

    • @juscapella6649
      @juscapella6649 Рік тому

      @jamesolszewski3782 yes mb

  • @manimdead949
    @manimdead949 5 років тому +718

    “Howard I want a divorce!”
    “Me too!”

  • @stabbygabby9523
    @stabbygabby9523 8 років тому +748

    "I cant hear you, Im still thinking about sad stuff!" Why is this me :,)

  • @thatoneguy5918
    @thatoneguy5918 6 років тому +3264

    *The ham is in the sandwich, I repeat, the ham is in the sandwich*

    • @leilaflood6868
      @leilaflood6868 6 років тому +55

      I didn’t think that Mickey would be watching this

    • @Joris.yra.mldc23
      @Joris.yra.mldc23 6 років тому +5

      Wew

    • @eldamoran3668
      @eldamoran3668 5 років тому +10

      Mickey Mouse +++++++++++++++++++++++((((

    • @Pale_king_Edits12
      @Pale_king_Edits12 5 років тому +6

      Micky is stupid hhahahhahshahhahhah

    • @inkbendy3524
      @inkbendy3524 5 років тому +11

      *the chicken is in the bucket repeat the chicken is in the bucket*

  • @Meme_boi-zq2yd
    @Meme_boi-zq2yd 4 роки тому +340

    me in real life*
    my brain: I wanna sit here and think sad things
    nobody:
    ...
    my body: yOu wAnNa DaNcE

  • @RandomPerson-pi9cu
    @RandomPerson-pi9cu 6 років тому +596

    2:24 - Here’s the Cyanide
    4:44 - and here’s the happiness

  • @shockingjolteon3259
    @shockingjolteon3259 5 років тому +1829

    This should be on adult swim

    • @ultrareflex2191
      @ultrareflex2191 5 років тому +24

      The shocking jolteon32 yes it is something rick and morty would watch and make

    • @SexiKittenFox
      @SexiKittenFox 5 років тому +6

      The shocking jolteon32 I motion that

    • @RoxasHikari0
      @RoxasHikari0 4 роки тому +14

      Nah it's not gruesome enough for adult swim

    • @kendallbellors6102
      @kendallbellors6102 4 роки тому +3

      I agree with you big time here cyanide and happiness shorts are funny and creative enough for the adults swim line

    • @samuelous
      @samuelous 4 роки тому +7

      or comedy central.

  • @iamfluffy1604
    @iamfluffy1604 8 років тому +502

    I love these compilations. Best part is no ads so its just for the fans enjoyment. I really enjoy these, hope you guys never stop.

  • @yirumanuke1980
    @yirumanuke1980 2 роки тому +11

    2:54 One last call for alcohol finish your whiskey and beer!!! and get the F... OUT OF HERE scene is the best LOL

  • @ThatUserKai
    @ThatUserKai 5 років тому +3555

    Relationships are like cars, if u go to fast it can end up bad

    • @nickfomchenko9286
      @nickfomchenko9286 5 років тому +208

      {Sai Studios} if u go too slow you’ll never get anywhere

    • @rohit47virdi
      @rohit47virdi 5 років тому +27

      This is one of those comment who are true af

    • @flumfabliau
      @flumfabliau 5 років тому +52

      Relationships are like cars; sometimes you need to trade them in for a newer model

    • @cutebunnies1319
      @cutebunnies1319 5 років тому +4

      Blue_. Drew this is deep

    • @ThatUserKai
      @ThatUserKai 5 років тому +1

      Cute Bunnies131 that's the point •w•

  • @ninjamaster9094
    @ninjamaster9094 8 років тому +1211

    Well, the book report ended way differently than I expected. I thought the spider would have helped him finish the report or something.

  • @leevileino5897
    @leevileino5897 8 років тому +795

    You complained about the credits and they went and replaced them with faster ones for every short just for you.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 років тому +9

      ikr

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 8 років тому +1

      Lord Daedalus That was terrible.

    • @MonDizzie.
      @MonDizzie. 8 років тому +7

      He doesn't sound mad...But usually in the comment section your brain prepares you for verbal fights, so maybe your brain got the wrong idea.

    • @watermelonchargers3400
      @watermelonchargers3400 8 років тому

      Leevi Leino

    • @SuperChunk79
      @SuperChunk79 8 років тому

      Leevi Leino vip

  • @anakinskywalker248
    @anakinskywalker248 4 роки тому +415

    I don’t think that guy was drunk, he was on way to many happy pills.

  • @pstra2616
    @pstra2616 6 років тому +455

    11:13 died so hard her bruise switched sides

  • @indianinja420
    @indianinja420 5 років тому +272

    6:20 Holy shit 3 years later and I just realized the paper was the man

  • @subject498
    @subject498 8 років тому +273

    The book report video was litterally the biggest plottwist I have ever seen

  • @blueforestJohto
    @blueforestJohto Рік тому +41

    I remember watching these compilations years ago, still has the mid-late 2010s charm to it when watching today! 🤣

  • @richiek6659
    @richiek6659 5 років тому +1538

    Howard! I want a divorce!
    Me too!

    • @idek8959
      @idek8959 5 років тому +4

      Ikr

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      @مجموعةمنالعابالعالم 5 років тому +5

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    • @demonicsoxx2373
      @demonicsoxx2373 5 років тому +5

      I was dying lol

    • @Galaxy_-em1gt
      @Galaxy_-em1gt 5 років тому +4

      I loved that part🤣

    • @Prgium
      @Prgium 5 років тому +1

      No more likes he is at the sacred number

  • @noname-sk6zk
    @noname-sk6zk 5 років тому +325

    15:06 *perfect screenshot moment*

  • @shondramoore2539
    @shondramoore2539 6 років тому +571

    "Gravyboat, this is Babybiscuit. The ham is in the sandwich, I repeat the ham is in the sandwich" 😂😂

    • @tokiov6635
      @tokiov6635 6 років тому +6

      Shondra Moore ಠ_ಠ

    • @shondramoore2539
      @shondramoore2539 6 років тому +8

      TOKIO :v ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ⌣ಠ

    • @kramkram2749
      @kramkram2749 6 років тому +2

      Shondra Moore I'm hungry

    • @Ghost-fun666
      @Ghost-fun666 Місяць тому

      I had to get something to eat after hearing that because it made me hungry for a Ham Sandwich.

  • @potatotatoman1145
    @potatotatoman1145 2 роки тому +93

    I just love how Suzy's injured eye forgot the script and changed positions here. 11:13

  • @merkyz2242
    @merkyz2242 8 років тому +195

    The red around her eye switched at 11:14 XD

    • @bepistheclown
      @bepistheclown 8 років тому

      SpyKys Animation yea lol

    • @traingaming360
      @traingaming360 8 років тому +3

      SpyKys Animation yeah i noticed that too

    • @RUFUSREX
      @RUFUSREX 8 років тому +1

      SpyKys Animation

    • @jeanzforfr33
      @jeanzforfr33 8 років тому

      SpyKys Animation I saw that too😂😂😂

    • @silentchaos6454
      @silentchaos6454 8 років тому

      SpyKys Animation Then it switched back, lel

  • @glubby2262
    @glubby2262 8 років тому +524

    *phone notif*
    "Why the fuck is Cyanide and Happiness uploading at this time of ni- OOOOH COMPILATION"

  • @door6
    @door6 5 років тому +169

    11:14 susie's left eye quickly becomes skin color and the other eye becomes pink.

  • @alexalee7723
    @alexalee7723 4 роки тому +47

    11:10
    Nobody: Them: Pink eye all of the sudden changing sides

  • @Eldor-117
    @Eldor-117 6 років тому +536

    Spider:"I was once a man"
    Me:jump off the window and join the army

  • @rikidourennagane
    @rikidourennagane 6 років тому +437

    "CHOLESTEROLLS" LMAO

    • @SquishyShadowHawk
      @SquishyShadowHawk 5 років тому +8

      Now with more low density lipoprotein flavor!

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 5 років тому

      @@SquishyShadowHawk I'll buy

  • @garlic_bread75
    @garlic_bread75 5 років тому +341

    In the stargazing short that guy did a huge mistake
    Whenever u make a wish don`t tell it at all

    • @bendyexpert123
      @bendyexpert123 5 років тому +3

      Lord of the ducks it gives you the opposite results

    • @BobBob-zg5lz
      @BobBob-zg5lz 5 років тому +2

      But he did get his wish... they were together forever. In the fact that they were right beside each other the whole time after the wish and they died together

  • @The_Real_Jesus369
    @The_Real_Jesus369 4 роки тому +27

    7:57 this short finally makes sense

  • @kpop_shake
    @kpop_shake 5 років тому +429

    Alright so I researched
    The voice actor of good cop is indeed the same person that voiced Tails in sonic for hire, Mike Parker.

    • @mikethemike4313
      @mikethemike4313 5 років тому +10

      Minty Mike Parker has also been in a number of Dorkly bits

    • @kpop_shake
      @kpop_shake 5 років тому +7

      @@mikethemike4313 well yeah, Sonic for Hire was made by dorkly. I've seen a lot of their videos, my favorite with him in it is when the Pokemon meet their alolan forms

    • @mikethemike4313
      @mikethemike4313 5 років тому +3

      Minty That was a good one. When I saw the Sonic for Hire series, it was uploaded by someone else, but it always made me think of Dorkly, so at least I was on the right track.

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 5 років тому +3

      I mean, he uses the same exact voice for everything, it's obvious it's the same guy.

    • @kpop_shake
      @kpop_shake 5 років тому +2

      @@shaitet some people in the comments section were frantically like "it's the tails guy" so I figured I'd comment this so his name is used rather than just being referred to as tails lmao

  • @killmonga6390
    @killmonga6390 5 років тому +113

    11:12 the bruise on Suzie's eye switched

    • @Stealth-Operator
      @Stealth-Operator 4 роки тому +4

      Editing error +1

    • @eminkilicaslan8945
      @eminkilicaslan8945 3 роки тому +4

      Harsh.

    • @Anzuo
      @Anzuo 3 роки тому +3

      It's not really an error, because it wasn't actually really happening, it was just him imagining a snail imagining a hobo imagining a guy on a couch imagining hitting him at a party.

    • @cymkrill6843
      @cymkrill6843 3 роки тому

      @@Anzuo pardon?

    • @Anzuo
      @Anzuo 3 роки тому +1

      @@cymkrill6843 IT'S NOT REALLY AN ERROR BECAUSE IT WASN'T ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPENING. IT WAS JUST HIM IMAGING A SNAIL IMAGINING A HOBO IMAGINING A GUY ON A COUCH IMAGINING HITTING HIM AT A PARTY

  • @uytyfjjkhjkuhh2015
    @uytyfjjkhjkuhh2015 8 років тому +31

    "Howard! I want a divorce!"
    *"Me too!"* WTF OMG 😂

  • @justanordinaryclubman7633
    @justanordinaryclubman7633 Рік тому +4

    15:22 Cycnide and hapiness be explaining my ADHD accurately😂😂😂

  • @itsmonsterhighlover9902
    @itsmonsterhighlover9902 8 років тому +207

    anyone see her eye switch at 11:14

    • @goldentail3420
      @goldentail3420 8 років тому

      It's monster high Lover wow

    • @itsmonsterhighlover9902
      @itsmonsterhighlover9902 8 років тому

      yeah.....

    • @wilfreddv
      @wilfreddv 8 років тому +1

      I was curious if they'd fixed it but apparently not

    • @ev9554
      @ev9554 8 років тому

      It's monster high Lover yeah the bruise switched sides

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 8 років тому +5

      it isn't a mistake it's actually a joke confirmed by the CEO of mcdonalds

  • @mranimazing2190
    @mranimazing2190 6 років тому +1328

    *SO THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE, TO BE A MAN*

    • @robblequoffle8456
      @robblequoffle8456 6 років тому +30

      So that's what it would be like to write a comment and have it get 8 likes

    • @whalecat8049
      @whalecat8049 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @setogod7
      @setogod7 6 років тому +5

      he sounds like Karl from the simpsons not the lenny and carl but the guy who only did one episode

    • @godlydestroyer4234
      @godlydestroyer4234 5 років тому +1

      ... right when I read ur comment that exact thing was what I watch

    • @essencec.466
      @essencec.466 5 років тому +1

      So that's what it'll be like commenting 4 months late

  • @jamanipritchett8917
    @jamanipritchett8917 6 років тому +172

    "And that's how I lost all this weight."

  • @bitshelf996
    @bitshelf996 4 роки тому +133

    8:23 Karens fighting over toilet paper like

  • @TheCrimson147
    @TheCrimson147 8 років тому +347

    they don't even make me smile but i watch them all anyways

    • @dollsdrama1438
      @dollsdrama1438 8 років тому +1

      TheCrimson147 same

    • @oliverjankord7973
      @oliverjankord7973 8 років тому +1

      same tho

    • @fadimagdi398
      @fadimagdi398 8 років тому +2

      Why DAEN YOU ARE WATHICG THEM IF THEY DON'T Make YOU LAEF

    • @dollsdrama1438
      @dollsdrama1438 8 років тому

      Fadi Magdi who are you to even say that it's her opinion not yours hers s back off you jerk

    • @nyastanley29
      @nyastanley29 8 років тому

      Fadi MagdiK

  • @hailstorm1427
    @hailstorm1427 6 років тому +2081

    **the ham is in the sandwich**
    DAWG THATS ALOT OF LIKES FOR A SANDWICH

  • @somethingthatsgood9899
    @somethingthatsgood9899 4 роки тому +93

    “Don’t hurt me
    I was once a man.”
    Newspaper: Whispers- “A mannnn..”
    Guy: Traumatized. Spider crawls into mouth.
    Me: Oh.. my.. gosh.. SPIDERS DO GET EATEN BY US!

    • @neilwarnockisthegoat
      @neilwarnockisthegoat 4 роки тому +4

      Yup that's what happened

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 3 роки тому

      Someone putting something they find cute in their mouth qouldnt be unheard of
      And spiders can be cute

  • @beastebeat4956
    @beastebeat4956 5 років тому +204

    16:05 ooooh, so that's what it would be like to be *confused*

    • @eliyahconner7325
      @eliyahconner7325 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395
      @octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395 4 роки тому +1

      I was confused about that one. I’m confused of what confused means. Mind if you spare a moment of your time and share with me so I will know what it is looks to not be confused? It all just... *confuses* me.

    • @jameswaltemath6732
      @jameswaltemath6732 4 роки тому

      Its what It's like having adhd

  • @hakmat1769
    @hakmat1769 8 років тому +644

    can someone explain to me why i think this is funnier for me than a comedie show

    • @kortax5559
      @kortax5559 8 років тому +4

      *Comedy

    • @hakmat1769
      @hakmat1769 8 років тому +3

      Jacob Andrews but i like more those animation than TV shows

    • @gooky6134
      @gooky6134 8 років тому

      hakuna matata *Comedy

    • @wondertwins168
      @wondertwins168 8 років тому +2

      hakuna matata because you don't know how to spell

    • @hakmat1769
      @hakmat1769 8 років тому

      Wonder Twins lol What has it to do with me liking this better than a TV show and why are Some of you saying comedi

  • @finalamv8561
    @finalamv8561 7 років тому +108

    11:12 look at Suzy's eyes the pink eye moves to the other one.

  • @rikiz-.5495
    @rikiz-.5495 3 роки тому +69

    fun fact: the "don't hurt me, I was once a man" It is a reference from a movie called "Eega" about a man who was killed by someone who wanted to stay with his wife and was reincarnated into a fly with "Thirst" for revenge

    • @gunterdapenguin5896
      @gunterdapenguin5896 3 роки тому +1

      Cool

    • @mintsupremacy7
      @mintsupremacy7 3 роки тому

      ya i have seen that movie
      it was pretty kewl movie
      i watched it for more than 12 times

    • @Iansparda
      @Iansparda 3 роки тому +1

      @@mintsupremacy7 Jesus, go outside.

    • @ThisIsReallyBad
      @ThisIsReallyBad 3 роки тому +5

      @@Iansparda no that's not Jesus that's Akito

  • @redfinite27
    @redfinite27 8 років тому +172

    11:14 she has the red eye on left side, 11:15 it teleports to right side and at 11:16 it is back on left side.

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 5 років тому +228

    Howard wife: HOWARD!! I want a divorce!
    Howard: ME TOO :-D

    • @boiwithbrain3563
      @boiwithbrain3563 4 роки тому +2

      She kissed his a** :D
      ‘‘Twas a clever joke

  • @masterwigglituff9929
    @masterwigglituff9929 8 років тому +105

    "stuck" made me laugh super hard

    • @woohoohulk6586
      @woohoohulk6586 8 років тому +2

      Master Wigglituff Same XD

    • @ebeneezerskullfingers54
      @ebeneezerskullfingers54 8 років тому

      WooHooHulk not for me

    • @gaybe2000
      @gaybe2000 8 років тому

      I was indifferent

    • @uhlan30
      @uhlan30 8 років тому +9

      I don't care!
      *flies away with an umbrella*

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 8 років тому +1

      That's what you need Wigglituff you fat piece of shit. You barely fit in your pokeball.

  • @BDreeming
    @BDreeming 4 роки тому +57

    The drunk one's closing time got me because my marching band is doing a show on the song Closing Time and it totally just referenced the song

  • @maurizio12
    @maurizio12 8 років тому +61

    The first one is my all time favorite. The interrogation is just so funny to me.

  • @ivanbro1208
    @ivanbro1208 8 років тому +259

    the spider one was scary has hell

  • @komsanims
    @komsanims 5 років тому +161

    “I DON’T CARE”
    *flys away with umbrella*
    I wish I could do that 😂😂😂😂

  • @fSc_Reckless
    @fSc_Reckless 4 роки тому +42

    "Cholesterolls" that's a dope name for some donuts ngl

  • @daltoncote6984
    @daltoncote6984 7 років тому +367

    This should be an adult swim show !

    • @owenurban5122
      @owenurban5122 6 років тому +13

      Dalton Cote no cyanide and happiness would be too much for even adult swim

    • @ideadyt1107
      @ideadyt1107 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @cyrusjohnson3914
      @cyrusjohnson3914 6 років тому +5

      Owen Bourbon you clearly haven’t watched adult swim 😂

    • @tiffanyghent3479
      @tiffanyghent3479 6 років тому +1

      Better

    • @Avatarodin
      @Avatarodin 6 років тому +3

      If Adult Swim lets garbage like Mr. Pickles on, then Cyanide and Happiness would be no problem

  • @derekarredondo5563
    @derekarredondo5563 6 років тому +227

    the good cop sounds like tails from sonic for hire.

    • @kpop_shake
      @kpop_shake 5 років тому +4

      Was just gonna comment that

    • @notbjeff
      @notbjeff 5 років тому +3

      Derek Arredondo I haven’t watched that in three years, but I know what you mean

    • @jennifergauthier2413
      @jennifergauthier2413 5 років тому +1

      James r/woooooooosh

    • @SonicGhost30
      @SonicGhost30 5 років тому

      Yaaaa

    • @mynamejeff8401
      @mynamejeff8401 5 років тому +2

      Its the same voice actor

  • @aleemmuhammad
    @aleemmuhammad 8 років тому +40

    These compilations lead me to believe Cyanide and Happiness may be coming to an end.

    • @amberrrrrrrrrrr
      @amberrrrrrrrrrr 8 років тому +3

      They post these over the weekend. They don't mess with the original shorts, idiot.

    • @thaddeusgrantfenton9995
      @thaddeusgrantfenton9995 8 років тому

      Aleem Muhammad nope, we've still got a lot to do. New videos come out twice a week: Thursdays for Shorts, and every other Monday/Tuesday for Channelate and Minis.

    • @aleemmuhammad
      @aleemmuhammad 8 років тому

      Let me clarify. I mean to say that the release of compilations in general lead me to believe that the inevitable end of the comic and/or shorts created under the title "Cyanide and Happiness" may be closer than I would've predicted it would be. Sure, Explosm may still release videos, but, after the conclusion of Cyanide and Happiness Season Too, the addition of compilation videos (which usually are made *after* the series conclusion), and the introduction of Channelate, I came to the conclusion that C&H may have already passed its climax and is moving to the point of depression in production.

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 8 років тому +3

      they did get forced to sell out to a bigger company, explosive entertainment or w/e because of financial troubles. It wouldnt be suprising, the quality of the vids has gone down IMMENSELY since then. Wouldnt doubt it, sad. Someone else will have to make things like these. Id like to make comics like this if I knew how

    • @Freestyle80
      @Freestyle80 Рік тому

      idiots lmao

  • @cosmicwire6356
    @cosmicwire6356 4 роки тому +20

    8:40 It’s over anakin, I have the high blood pressure!

  • @ramseysmick
    @ramseysmick 6 років тому +17

    6:15 This is why i love this show.

  • @ailaanderson5767
    @ailaanderson5767 5 років тому +232

    I figured out the newspaper one:
    *He was an old man then died and became compost or soil then turned into a tree and got cut down and turned into paper for the newspaper.*

  • @discontinuedaccount1592
    @discontinuedaccount1592 6 років тому +131

    11:15
    Wow I never knew saying
    “I just don’t think I’m ready for a relationship”
    Can make a bruise on one eye
    Switch to the other!

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 6 років тому +2

      LPS Z TV its just harsh

    • @starstruck_sky
      @starstruck_sky 5 років тому

      same thing happened to the boy!
      just look at the positioning of it

  • @lukeyboy5001
    @lukeyboy5001 4 роки тому +9

    12:42 his ice cream

  • @Vypren
    @Vypren 8 років тому +1080

    A maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!?

  • @Hey-Its-Tech
    @Hey-Its-Tech 8 років тому +225

    YO EXPLOSM THANKS FOR MAKING THE END CREDITS FASTER. APPRECIATE NOT HAVING THE SPEND FOREVER WATCHING THEM.

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 8 років тому

      It's not mandatory.

    • @vzdragon
      @vzdragon 8 років тому +1

      Its a compilation pal we shouldn't need to manually skip through EVERY single credit scene.

    • @Hey-Its-Tech
      @Hey-Its-Tech 8 років тому

      Yo no hate and saltiness in the replys. This is a simple comment Thanking Explosm for speeding up the End credits and adding farty noises that is it. I Like what They did and think its fine. If you would like to complain about the credits in any way. Please do that elsewhere. Thanks.

    • @Hey-Its-Tech
      @Hey-Its-Tech 8 років тому +9

      Dear Luis Valle, the whole point is to credit the people who helped, They deserve that, and thus the credits should be there.
      They just don't need to take up so long like they did in the last compilation. They fixed that issue in this one and i for one am happy with how they went about it. Just quick enough not to Interfere with the flow of the segments. yet slow enough to read quickly or pause and scan easily if you cant read quickly ( like most of the idiots these days that bitch and complain about everything.)
      Please complain elsewhere. This comment is as simple as it is. Simply thanking Them for speeding them up. and letting them know i appreciate they paid attention to their viewers and adjusted the content.

    • @eli-nv6ii
      @eli-nv6ii 8 років тому +1

      Toasters On Fire >Making a large reply for something "simple "

  • @Mic15000
    @Mic15000 8 років тому +49

    Warning: This video may contain an excessive level of pun's we recommend not watching if you have a life.

    • @PancakeEnforcer924J
      @PancakeEnforcer924J 8 років тому +4

      Michael Foschi I love puns 0v0

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 8 років тому +2

      All to his own.
      If you enjoy the time you waste, then it's not wasted.
      Another mans trash is another mans treasure.
      When we are kids we learn to have fun, yet teenagers and adults mistake fun for childish yet being an adult doesn't mean being boring.
      Nobody is perfect, but at the same time we are.
      Learn to fucking learn and realize a life is yours to use. We aren't born to perfect and be best, that is something we aim for. But the msot important thing to remember that the world is a big ass fat restaurant for all beings to enjoy.
      In a way dogs are smarter than many people. They live in the moment, they don't hate or have prejudice at first to anything or anyone, they lvoe to have fun and aren't afraid to express them selves and they are loyal to everyone no matter what species even if it is a carnivore snake, Tiger or Lion. Yet others hate people they don't even look up about and judge instantly even though it's the same race and species.
      Same with cats, they are passive, don't get in the way, love to explore but still are loyal and trustworthy, show kindness, show their love and care for your well being, loves to hang out and play, are excited about discovering new things and loves to try new things they find.
      And both cats and dogs are passive but engaged and playful to others even when they are strangers and show a much more energetic and different way of playing and affection rather than distancing from them or becoming passive aggressive or violent. And they don't compare them selves to others or look down on others.
      So much you can learn. Even when you have lived much longer than them they still live a better and more admirable life and lifestyle than you.
      Big things come in small packages, and it's true. Especially the fluffy cuddly ones

    • @alfiekingham7350
      @alfiekingham7350 8 років тому +1

      magnusm4 can u copy this and send it to me XD

    • @wiler1100
      @wiler1100 8 років тому +4

      jokes on you, I don't have a life

    • @jomika7133
      @jomika7133 8 років тому

      Michael Foschi true

  • @Emma-du8tj
    @Emma-du8tj 4 роки тому +12

    1:48 imagine you walked into a bar and saw someone's body just shrugging and wiggling like that.

  • @kaynzzzzz3038
    @kaynzzzzz3038 5 років тому +23

    14:05
    Can we appreciate how talented this guy is?

    • @turtlesfan44
      @turtlesfan44 4 роки тому

      Also when did he have time to put up the other 2

  • @Deltyaaa
    @Deltyaaa 6 років тому +136

    Wow that escalated quickly this is really dark humor

  • @floydimations
    @floydimations 8 років тому +45

    11:13 did anyone else notice the black eye move from one to the other

  • @scorch3129
    @scorch3129 4 роки тому +17

    Girl:I WANT A DIVORCE
    Howard:Me too!

  • @delta2895
    @delta2895 5 років тому +62

    3:48 "Evenin' Fellas!"

    • @adrianmaeen4186
      @adrianmaeen4186 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @delta2895
      @delta2895 4 роки тому +2

      @@adrianmaeen4186 I have zero recollection of posting this comment

    • @nijimaruokuyasu5439
      @nijimaruokuyasu5439 4 роки тому

      @@delta2895 LMAO

    • @Goldofdawn
      @Goldofdawn 3 роки тому

      I didn't know shit is more polite than my own family

    • @delta2895
      @delta2895 2 роки тому

      @@nijimaruokuyasu5439 I have zero recollection of posting that comment either

  • @aussieaction5307
    @aussieaction5307 5 років тому +82

    The first one, I couldn’t tell who was the good cop or the bad cop

    • @lorachristensen3369
      @lorachristensen3369 5 років тому +1

      Me to haha

    • @medievaloriginal6427
      @medievaloriginal6427 4 роки тому

      i'm pretty sure it was the one pretending to be on the criminals side, so bad in more of a criminal way then actually being mean.

    • @authenticbaguette6673
      @authenticbaguette6673 4 роки тому

      ummm ... all of them .
      make of that what you will .

    • @thiscity3664
      @thiscity3664 4 роки тому

      @@authenticbaguette6673 umm you have no original thoughts and follow mass opinions, make if that what you will

    • @authenticbaguette6673
      @authenticbaguette6673 4 роки тому

      @@thiscity3664 Thanks for the cheap jab- I mean , nuanced and insightful critique .

  • @asiancaijan
    @asiancaijan 5 років тому +24

    4:40 I’m surprised he even lasted a second...

  • @remus9738
    @remus9738 3 роки тому +12

    9:38
    Poor Jimmy

  • @kristinelouise4312
    @kristinelouise4312 6 років тому +23

    3:37 is what they mean when they say "The voices in my head"

  • @MaKayla.Holloway
    @MaKayla.Holloway 7 років тому +794

    the book report one was so funny lmao

  • @Mr.PigMcOinks
    @Mr.PigMcOinks 8 років тому +175

    Never clicked on a video faster.

    • @lil_vault_boy
      @lil_vault_boy 8 років тому +5

      Mr.Pig McOinks Was it faster than your girlfriend leaving you?

    • @josephlee8960
      @josephlee8960 8 років тому +2

      I LOVE YOU you need a girlfriend if you want one to leave

    • @BruceWayne-pm6co
      @BruceWayne-pm6co 8 років тому

      Last time I saw this type of type of comment, my gf stayed with me.

    • @maxinesmith1954
      @maxinesmith1954 8 років тому

      I LOVE YOU burn

    • @maxinesmith1954
      @maxinesmith1954 8 років тому

      jacob mendonca Burn

  • @ryanniv1851
    @ryanniv1851 4 місяці тому +1

    That train one is the best one by far 😂😂

  • @danielb.6013
    @danielb.6013 8 років тому +238

    last time i was this early trumps win was a joke

  • @jenniferepperson9996
    @jenniferepperson9996 6 років тому +13

    "That's how I lost all that weight!" "I don't care!" A classic

  • @transbastard2150
    @transbastard2150 5 років тому +20

    4:53 You see crazy shit when you’re drunk...

  • @emilybrocato1002
    @emilybrocato1002 3 роки тому +28

    My Brain:” I’m just gonna think about sad things”
    My Body: ..... want to walk around the house while listening to music?
    My Brain: Hell yes.
    My Legs: *cries in lazy*

  • @whitetiger7244
    @whitetiger7244 5 років тому +20

    13:35 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!!