@@minatonamikase9099 they're a cable network and the videos from UA-cam are just portions of what they actually post in the network so they can care less about UA-cam and will still be able to make lots of money.
@@rainfyre2694 But you were cool with the dad taking the bullet before the walked in the room as he said he would be the bad guy and the mom was happy about that? yeah...take your "manipulation" to your Zoe Quinn fan club website....
I just noticed that the people who got junk mail back in the day are slowly dying out and idk how to feel about that. For this clip to lose relevance would be devastating
I agree! It’s fun to watch and the end is relatable. I got so many of these junk mails about ghosts, the most famous one in my school was about a boy named Johnny I think
I remember watching this when i was 7 myself, and i loved this. I watched this once a week for like 2 months. I found this and the nostalgia is crazy, but damn. I was a messed up kid
I saw people confused so I’ll explain. The joke with the pregnancy one is that ‘phantom pregnancy’ is like the baby isn’t real, but in this case the baby was the only thing that was real
For those who don’t get the context of the “Pregnancy” Short, Basically The Doctor was having a flashback of how when he helped his wife give birth to a baby, he couldn’t see the baby, and told her it was a “Phantom Pregnancy” when she was having a baby, but he didn’t believe her and the wife may have died during birth and since the baby couldn’t be pushed out, her and the baby died, so the entire animation may have been somewhat real, but also may have been a flashback to when the Doctor lost his wife, and possibly his job as well, as The Hospital flashes to a run-down room.
I see them still smile at each other. Even though they aren't together anymore, it doesn't mean they aren't together as friends. That bond...is still beautiful
I remember watching these compilations under my covers when I was younger. Should an 11 year old have been watching this? Absolutely not, but I truly think these videos have formed my dark, dry sense of humor I have now and it brings back nostalgic memories 😌😌
On the sausage pizza one I was expecting her to get a normal pizza and then in the credits she would start making out with it and stuff. Never expected that though...
Mev Cilbox OMG THE STORY BEHIND THAT is that he suffer chrama of his wife firing after her giving birth to a kid so he goes crazy thinking that that all actually happened 🥺
Kill count 1 pony 1:00 stabbed to death 66 people 1:56 froze to death 27 people 2:55 drowned 1 person 8:52 all bones broken 3,000 people 10:37 drowned 1 person 12:10 vanished 1 person 15:41 fire 1 person 17:47 she is a ghost 1 person 18:04 fear Totals Stabbed: 1 Frozen: 66 Drowned: 3,027 Bones break: 1 Vanish: 1 Fire: 1 Already dead: 1 Fear: 1
I love the phantom pregnancy one lol is the doctor supposed to be having a “phantom delivery” thinking that he actually has a patient who is pregnant but there’s nobody there?
@@nobodyshome1660 I thought that was the plot. Y'know. Doctor thought she wasn't pregnant, didn't help. She went home, miscarried. Now the baby is haunting the doctor for his mistake. Sort of like the classic you-murdered-me-now-relive-this-moment-forever horror plot
The only memorable dark humor channel that didn’t get demonitized. Stay forever.
Well that just means they don’t make money on the video I thjnk
Explosm got demonitzed a lot of times actually.
Now demonetization isn’t as powerful anymore.
B true
What about adult swim
@@minatonamikase9099 they're a cable network and the videos from UA-cam are just portions of what they actually post in the network so they can care less about UA-cam and will still be able to make lots of money.
1:57 the fact that the milk bottles are gonna open the human by rotating his head until it's snaps and then drink his blood afterwards makes it darker
Fuck you too
But seriously
What's the problem?
Hot Chick jackass
I thought they were gonna take him home and eat him
What makes it worse is that you can't close the human when they finish pouring a glass of blood which makes it harder to refrigerated after opening
1:14: girl is at a party where a horse gets killed.
10:37: same girl is on a sinking boat.
Man, I feel bad for her.
Dang she's been through some stuff
and she has the same pose
Same
I feel bad for her too
Same
can we just talk about how good these voice actors are?
they sound so genuine
For real
Most of them are UA-camrs still. I know I seen Arin Hanson in the credits of one
Reals
That divorce scene was sooo smooth on the Dad’s part.
Lol ikr. Thought the same thing. Lmaooo
That is literally manipulation.
@@orbeezeater i dont think he gets it XD
@@rainfyre2694 But you were cool with the dad taking the bullet before the walked in the room as he said he would be the bad guy and the mom was happy about that? yeah...take your "manipulation" to your Zoe Quinn fan club website....
@@Saintbow damnnnnnmmnmmmnnnnnnnnn
i just realized that literally every single birthday party hosted by Explosm is going to scar the children for life
@LuLa 6669 RRkks of
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0:34 that kid in the background is looking at his cake like it utterly betrayed him.
Lmao
XD
*H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y S O N*
The kids like
"YOU BETRAYED ME CHOCLATE FLAVOUR"
Accurate
14:32 wasnt expecting that💀
lol. Me either, I was like what just happened?
Same here 😭
I remember when cyanide and happiness was a small website that featured daily comics. Never knew that they grew into animations. Mind blown.
hi there um they meant before that
I'm an og on UA-cam
I'm not talking about my account
I watched UA-cam in 2015
These are 2013 animations lol
That's so true
@@skrtyyy thats not even og
i watch from 2012
Junk mail is still one of the greatest shorts Explosm has ever released
I just noticed that the people who got junk mail back in the day are slowly dying out and idk how to feel about that. For this clip to lose relevance would be devastating
I agree! It’s fun to watch and the end is relatable. I got so many of these junk mails about ghosts, the most famous one in my school was about a boy named Johnny I think
Fr tho, i just started rewatching these recently after 4 years or smth and I found junk mail again
"Dead" is amazing too
Yes😊
1:45 that’s why when your dad goes to get some milk he never comes back
Oh really I did not know
Oh shit! A rat!!!
1:51
Fas. Mu. Vidro. Legao
Lolololo
coming back to this as a kid from 5 years ago, i finally understood most of what i didnt realize before lmfao
Same broo
I'm guessing you were around 6 years of age.
saaaaame
SAMMMMMEEEE
The kind of dark humor I needed while in quarantine.
Kevin Cherizard yes
Kevin Cherizard same
I know btw I just noticed this is like saw the movie where you have choices of death and lige
Same 😂
I'm pretty sure its the dark humor we all currently need
This whole compilation is just “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
Lol
Yeah that's pretty much the entire series lol
Ikr
Yeah pretty much
all there animations are this
It's nice to see how far this community has come.
Yeah well you haven't evolved since 2011 XD (Just a joke)
Killing horses for an outdated Xbox
5slenderman5 no
WATZ UP yes you can
Ok, yeah I realize what people are saying in how they didn't really grow. Just leave the comment.
I remember watching this when i was 7 myself, and i loved this. I watched this once a week for like 2 months. I found this and the nostalgia is crazy, but damn. I was a messed up kid
“You ate a poison”
Frizzy Bizzyinc BRUH
Noone:
Not a single soul:
Me: stab stab stab stab stab (etc.)
69th like
E but i have to say I found a video that you can eat anything even dirt and a dimond pickaxe
*It was very effective*
The first short was like something jigsaw would do
GinGerBread _MoDz yeah
Ture
Ikr
Wanna play a game?
Poll Labaro true* sorry if this is rude
I saw people confused so I’ll explain. The joke with the pregnancy one is that ‘phantom pregnancy’ is like the baby isn’t real, but in this case the baby was the only thing that was real
Ace Q thanks! I was very confused.
Ace Q Thanks a lot.I finally get it.
Thas pretty fuggin scary ngl
thanks! I still don't get ot btw lol
ohhhh, I rlly didnt get it at first thx
The bird whistling back during the jaunty tune kills me every time.
No matter how many times I see the pregnancy short it still gives me chills
Seriously! What the Hell was that about? 😳
I think its a back to the future joke
@@danceman1070 How so?
Replying so I get notifications
@@adrianpalomino6450 Because the woman disapears and her name is mcfly
I had two questions from first video:
1. How did he manage to get xbox inside the horse
2. Why
Well then my friend the reason was that.... well... the kid wanted Xbox. It’s simple
@GOLD PANCAKE wrong
Surgery
To teach the son a lesson
Big Mouth he stuffed the Xbox up the horses ass
look at the boy’s shirt at 13:43
Xd
Thats deep
Adi lol
*MAGIC*
*Magic*
For those who don’t get the context of the “Pregnancy” Short, Basically The Doctor was having a flashback of how when he helped his wife give birth to a baby, he couldn’t see the baby, and told her it was a “Phantom Pregnancy” when she was having a baby, but he didn’t believe her and the wife may have died during birth and since the baby couldn’t be pushed out, her and the baby died, so the entire animation may have been somewhat real, but also may have been a flashback to when the Doctor lost his wife, and possibly his job as well, as The Hospital flashes to a run-down room.
"What the fuck are you taking about jessie?"
Where did you get this idea dude, were you high?
@@carlos8302 nah
Explosm was
But it could also be a phantom pregnancy in the that woman and hospital were the phantoms.
Where'd you got that info?
Junk Mail is the most legendary cartoon ;D
JD! yo ikr :D
JD! yo ikr! It was first
Leipä
they should make lyrics out of it!
JD! yo you could say he...DIED HARD
if you still remember those animation times
You deserve a veteran medal.
Thx
Thx
@@FlyingFlowewe thx
this and happy tree friends
Ye
I'm dead ,I feel bad about the kids who saw his thing,in a pizza box
KissbabyGirl baby sucks
I was one of them..
Just say dick
Yeah I'd be upset if I saw an undercooked sausage as well
300k subscribers no vedio !!! Hes ding dong
I see them still smile at each other. Even though they aren't together anymore, it doesn't mean they aren't together as friends. That bond...is still beautiful
this green shirt guy a legend, he friggin ate a six-foot hotdog in two bites
Mr. Mann. He boutta make me act up😳😂
😨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t like your comment because it has 420 likes sorry
@@awesome_66 thank
This is what I watch when I'm not able to sleep
Canadian Stopmotion ikr
Canadian Stopmotion That's exactly what I'm doing right now!😂
Canadian Stopmotion me to
+abby.m0nster
Oh,same it's 12:15 midnight but I still cant FUCKING sleep
iGold The Cat you momster
I think what's on everyone's mind is how did the xbox get inside of the horse
Yup
Its a seed.
Horse ate it through sits dickhole
Wait no idk
Anal insertion
I remember watching these compilations under my covers when I was younger. Should an 11 year old have been watching this? Absolutely not, but I truly think these videos have formed my dark, dry sense of humor I have now and it brings back nostalgic memories 😌😌
I use to love to watch this when i was like 7
Me and my friends were 12 when we discovered this channel XD
@@sleepy0001same
Same, I was around 11 when I watched these, but I'm glad I understand dark humor😂😂
@@sleepy0001real
"That's right...
*You ate a poison!"*
*_Speech 100_*
and he died
@@carlolever5100 way to be a party pooper.
surgeon 100, literally put a xbox in that horse without a scar xD
Desenho horroroso 🤬
At the last that was a bit sad, when the dude died and the only one who really cried was the bird.
I glad u understand me
I think it’s also partly cuz they didn’t get any money or recognition
That got me too :c
he was loyal
On the sausage pizza one I was expecting her to get a normal pizza and then in the credits she would start making out with it and stuff. Never expected that though...
omfg me too, low key feel bad for the kids at the birthday party. Jesus, why are birthday parties always scarring when it comes to Explosm?
Neither did the children 😈
@@thepofam2 XD Soo true
Poor kids 😔
Lol
Who remembers watching this as a kid???
Me
I saw this when I was 11. I’m 19 now and I’ve never been the same
00:00 Birthday Boy
01:37 Dairy Aisle
02:09 Flight Safety
03:49 The Rope
06:13 Big Sausage Pizza
07:56 Fitness Buff
09:12 Sinking Ship
10:57 Pregnancy
12:41 Divorce
14:25 The Duet
15:01 Pinocchio
15:38 Junk Mail
Thx
Thanks dude
Wow!
Thanks man
Thx
So that’s why my dad never came back from buying milk
SomeSneakyCamper This is stolen
@@imreallynotimportant258 how answer me
@@flaming5004 right a bove your comment there is another comment saying that from 5 months ago
Indeed
@@gabrieldahlgren7080 holy sh! your rigjt
I still unironically start to tear up at the end of "junk mail"
Yeah it always gets me. The bird is the only one that really cared about the guy.
@@ceddyd exactly!
@@ceddyd poor bird
this was my skibidi toilet when i was a kid
same
Real
What is skibidi toilet
Oh it's just shit
Guy dies
Everyone: *still dancing*
The bird: *sad bird noises*
I loved that bird :(
At least the bird cares for him.
@@fagetnet ye
@@fagetnet I feel like the guy and the bird can be bffs
@@reesesinyobowl what the f-
Did the pizza one make anyone else crack up??😂
Aanndd that will beee 12.95
Me
Why don't they have a real Pizza service like that
@@doginhat13 IDK
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 people need to make it
You don't drink milk, the milk drinks you.
Edward Elric: I KNEW IT!
Human goes to Dairy Aisle
Gets snatched by Homovorous Dairy
Dairy surfing at Human Aisle
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 i love you :3 XD
@Jr Aguilera aww darn lol
يا إلهي
Oh no
Who still remembers this 5 years later? Cause I sure as hell do
PlotTwist: The cake was actually poison and the dad committed mass murder.
Lol
@mr.cheese dude wtf
@silvally you know you can use just words and not whatever that was
LOL 😆
@YeetKid Are you Okay in Real Life
Dad: There is *poison* in this cake!
Me: **Chewing intensifies**
This comment is underrated😂😂😂😂😂
Ah yes free death
._.
@@Waycens get it?!??!! its blatant dark humor with nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ate *a* poison
14:35
Who's willing to bet that this is someone's ring tone?
Joshua Anderson changing mine to it
Same
Can you tell me how to do that
It's my cousin's ringtone he's a big fan
Joshua Anderson wait how can I make it mine, plz tell me
"Oof, that's the knife."
And the cute Panda's all fine!
🐼😍
15:24 legend has it he is still drilling
But not with the drill😏
@@xenodrone3367 with his old DICK
omg😳💀
Bloxerstar CEO of E.D.
Aids
You know I feel that the divorce one actually has happened somewhere in the world
It happened to me
Lol 😆
@@HamzaShams_ it happened to me too
@@cc2314 were both unlucky and sad 😔😔😔
Primordius Darkmoon probably
The pregnancy scared me like hell
There can be only one highlander
Yep
Mev Cilbox OMG THE STORY BEHIND THAT is that he suffer chrama of his wife firing after her giving birth to a kid so he goes crazy thinking that that all actually happened 🥺
I didn’t get the pregnancy bit someone please explain
100ty like
i’ve been watching this since i was like 11, these have helped me through some tough times, thank you to all the people who make these
In his defense, everyone gets those “ghost of a dead girl” emails at least twice a week. He was right to be skeptical.
but he should of seen it coming considering the other "junk" mails were honest
Right? I get those all the time, and I almost never get haunted!
@@epsilon-eleven almost?
Wait, seriously? I haven’t seen one of those since like 2006
Twice a week? I've never got one of those even once.
1:52 so that's what happened to all those dads who never came back 😕
OH I GET IT CAUSE THEY SAY THEY JUST WENT TO THE STORE
That why they all was say they are going to go get milk
Oh. My. Gosh. You are so right! I WILL SAVE YOU ALLL!
Oh, 😂-😭
Alisha Simon So true
The birthday boy is TOO INNOCENT to kill a pony
1:23 why again?
Well he does seem a bit spoiled when he realizes that he got the pony
@@D12Lucygraybaird yeah you could be right
I Hate The father
@@Spesnom me 2.
@@ronnisatterwhite8272 How Could He Do That ? If I Was The Kid I Would Kill The Father
it's been 5 years since i watched this, but it brings back so many memories that i'm liking this in 2023
Fr same I didn’t get much of them because I was a innocent autistic kid back then but now I fully understand them now that I’ve grown up 💀
Even if he did want to forward the email in the last one, he couldn't have done that cuz there is no 'forward' button...
Mission impossible
Lwsl2
The ghost be like: IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUU
@@tydorantysworld7189 %%‰%%%‰ζ% Σε
@@tydorantysworld7189 lol
That pregnancy one could totally be a hit horror movie.
I want to know MORE 🙌🙌❤️
Can someone please explain what's going on in that scene
@@ItsAzurian yeah because i never knew what it was about
There is a similar movie where a guy brings his family to the hospital and them they disappear.
@@yasininn76 ah fracture?
@@SniperMania if i remember correctly, yes
The divorce guy is man smartest man to ever live. #LEGEND
Lol
Blitzkrieger nice name fam
And he played it off like such a pimp..Id do the same thing
4 billion iq
18:34 It's really sad! The bird was just his friend and didn't need the money, so she got really upset when this guy died.
Junk mail will always be the classic 😂
Cyanide and Happiness Pregnancy scarier as fuck than all Hell itself, Jesus
Junk mail will forever be my fav
It was my first
My fav
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
14:36 I'll admit this is catchy
xᴅ
Si
Best. Pickup line. Ever.
Kill count
1 pony 1:00 stabbed to death
66 people 1:56 froze to death
27 people 2:55 drowned
1 person 8:52 all bones broken
3,000 people 10:37 drowned
1 person 12:10 vanished
1 person 15:41 fire
1 person 17:47 she is a ghost
1 person 18:04 fear
Totals
Stabbed: 1
Frozen: 66
Drowned: 3,027
Bones break: 1
Vanish: 1
Fire: 1
Already dead: 1
Fear: 1
Patt Zilla lol threres like 300 people on each flight
Fuck that's right sorry but I'm to lazy to edit it so sorru
This is like htf but not as bad
So a total of 4,000 ??
3099 kills
Be honest we all watched this as kids 😂
IKR ME AND MY BROTHER USED TO WATCH THIS ALOT AS KIDS😂
yes
13:56
WaIt WhY, MoOOooOm
YoU MonstEr
Wait does that mean....
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Lol
@@_that_deathmetal_dude2399 1
"Take a deep breath, mam"
Bruh, they don't have noses
umm...I'm pretty sure you can breath through you mouth
breathe*
Jahliyah Amara how stupid are you every smart person knows you can breath trough your nose
Jessica Blogs trough??
FlameHandsome meant through
I love the phantom pregnancy one lol is the doctor supposed to be having a “phantom delivery” thinking that he actually has a patient who is pregnant but there’s nobody there?
Hmm thats what i thought too! But i'
m not really sure!
I think it's the baby haunting the doctor for killing it under a false negative.
@@alcejaylos.4257 I'm curious how you got to that conclusion
@@nobodyshome1660 I thought that was the plot. Y'know. Doctor thought she wasn't pregnant, didn't help. She went home, miscarried. Now the baby is haunting the doctor for his mistake.
Sort of like the classic you-murdered-me-now-relive-this-moment-forever horror plot
is it a schizophrenia joke?
9:50
Why men live longer than women:
They got a D- instead of an F because the one guy remembered how to inflate the raft
OOOOOH
so thats why
That makes sense
But inside the aircraft
Ellazy chavito still he opended it.
And the guy who breathed the Oxygen Mask
The titanic one made me die laughing
Tanner Crowe yeah
Willking 01 oh yeah
Tanner Crowe no he is dieing call a ambulance he's laughing to death
Tanner Crowe the titanic made me cry a little
The Awesomeness
15:25
Holy crap! I think he took the word "serious"
The kings of comedy.
Guy- The piano is too heavy
Piano dude- Your mother is too heavy.
*THAT WAS THE MOST SAVAGE THING EVER*
Jimmy Johns 🤣😂 Lel
It was also literal
Mank_Demes How?
Crazy Reactions did you watch the video?
Preach
To this day, I still whistle/hum the tune of Junk Mail.
LOL the divirce 9ne
i still remember that
IZARO CELAYETA
MineITGirl
????
16:19 that slap though. Lol
That was so wrong
I started dyin lol. That was so well animated
Should have gone in the mouth
@@TRXLLGE what you mean you don't slap ur girls face with ur Dong ?
maybe that what happens when our dad doesn’t come back when he said “i’ll get milk brb”
A large part of how successful Explosm is is how creative they are.
Yes, that's how entertainment works
16:18 has anyone seen the bottom of the hotdog stand where a paper says: Made With Fresh Kitten. Feet And Blood Butt. Has anybody seen that? 😂
I saw that by the time stamp
Good eye
@@youretripping10yand75 thanks
Bruhhhhhh no way this got 44 likes 🤣
I do now wtf
The bird was legitimately sad tho
هفه
"Now you choose to either kill the pony-"
Me with a chainsaw: Say no more old man.
I didn’t get the pregnancy short until I realized at the end that the baby was a phantom xd
Confused pls help
JOHNY GET THE CHEEZE BALLS I AM THANOS BOI what? Pls explain
I hate it its so creepy
Wth...what happen it left me confused
i still dont get it
Ok that last one when the bird cried that made me feel sad
10:25 biggest plot twist ever
rocky tew I don’t get it explain to me pls
Nvm
Emma’s Pets all the guys pretend to be a girl and child so they can survive, while the real girls and children is still on the ship lol
@@pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877 she said nvm..
The fact I watched this at such a young age and understood the jokes scares me 😂😂
The kid in the back when heard the cake was poisoned had me dead
Saturday morning cartoons are the best.
Journeyman John ikr Saturday morning cartoons are awesome
Grim Sleeper & Jack
Journeyman John
the videos are so fucking funny i subscribe to your awsome channel the vides are funny and amazing at the same time
Hailey Mejia
18:32 1 like is 1 life for him so the bird isnt lonley
johhnytoast plush productions 2 the bird was the only one genuinely sad :( Probably because they met naturally without the email spam/scam
Kk
Also wanna be ft in one of my vids of a movie
@@antz.vrworld8632 jesus fuck thats sad
Begger
12:05 literally steven universe.
another easy way to make extra views... nice move Cyanide
sup bro
Hayden Baha hey dude
well they dont get paid enough
people already do this and make money off these guys videos
animation is really expensive a minute of animation is 200 to 1000 dollars
Junk Mail is still one of the best animations on UA-cam.
2018?It's nearly 2019 and this is still gold...
Jaden Vladimir yup
Yaap
Ikr
Y’all living in the past I’m already in 2019
@@Star-v6e Samee
1:48 thats why my dad did not comeback with the milk
Did you forget this comment.
Dide youe forgot thee coment
17:32 really good lenin statue in the background
"Fuck bitches get money"
~Vladimir Lenin
It’s so sad at the end of “junk mail”
Look at it from 18:32
@@tikygibmecookieplz6551 It eneded!
@@sndeshpatil7906 what do u mean?
@@tikygibmecookieplz6551 You said look at it from 18:32. The video ended their or you mean to say watch reversely!
@SNDESH PATIL I still don’t get u...
This is like Family Guy and asdfmovie combined together
Lol
Tyler McCaw so true
@@thesimpson4093 I know
@@perrytheplatter-puss1944 thank you :)
Yep
The rope is a pure thing of life and death, but life is more then death, and complications make turn death into life
Oh my God. The plane pilot saying "uhhhhh" every time he talks is so true 🤣
10:15 *Titanic Part 2: That chick's got a kazoo*
The first short.
A way to traumatize the hell out of your child
Then he won't be a complaining little bitch anymore. But it might cost a lot in therapy
Philippe Bouchard no just smack him til he forgets
@@bubbubthealmighty9240 lol!
Chad Daddy good for you as that’s how you make a man
Thats 20 years of therapy for him
Junk mail is one of the best ones they ever did!